HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Spongebob in Tehran
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- čas přidán 10. 01. 2020
- Spongebob and friend take a trip to... Iran.
That's it. That's the video.
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#reaction - Komedie
"Plankton, where are you going?"
_"I AM GOING TO IRAN"_
I ' v e b e e n d r a f t e d
😂
What is that profile pic!? I'm laughing my ass off.
Plankton where are you going?
IRAN
I have been drafted
And he has never heard from again.
I liked when Plankton said he was going to Iran and we just never see him again.
Exactly
He got assassinated by isis
Man served our country well.
Hmm ya steal my name
Or did you steal my name?
To be fair, Spongebob and Patrick forgetting a mission Mr. Krabs gave them and going on a personal food tour seems in-character for them.
And Squidward doesn’t care enough to remind them(and just reaps the rewards of free exotic food-) until it inconveniences him.
I'm pretty damn Skippy that Spongebob would never willingly get side tracked when it comes to the krusty krab!
@@kirinbobarcana Especially when there's a well-known episode where him not giving up on one little thing for the KK is the whole damn point.
@@mattpace1026 but that local iranian Zah got to him
If you’re what the ending was, it was the panther-fish, spongebob and patrick at a sports event and then plankton is there and gets hit by a football. Then it transitions to footage of cars on the road with a bootleg jaws theme, and then it ends abruptly.
W H A T
the ending in the original was abrupt, but this video is even more abrupt
the actual ending is that at the event the panther fish tells them that they found the formula off screen and that they can go home
DEAD SERIOUS???
This whole movie is like the average dream.
This looks scarily similar to those old Spongebob point and click PC games, but a lot more fanfictiony than usual
That's because they actually used clips from those games.
No way!
@@skunksecond mind *blown*
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didnt think i'd see you hear.
12:12
Don’t let this video distract you from the fact that Spongebob and Patrick sold Squidward into slavery for 1 bowl of soup.
Yeah for Campbell Chunky
D Paul I hate to break it to you, but someone else liked it and now it’s at 70 likes. Sad 😔
But yeah haha niceee 😎
I want to see an episode of Squidward doing hard labor because of this🤣
“I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip” vibes here
Squidward is now in Turkey, fighting alongside Cat-boy janissaries against Byzantium
I love the fact that Spongebob is so beloved that people go the extra step to illegally import and dub the episodes, just to have easily accessible episodes in their country.
That is Kinda amazing
Indeed
Eh it's probably more financially motivated than anything. Spongebob is globally popular so having a dub for your country, regardless of if it's licensed, could sell real well.
4:59
Ocean man;
Take me by the hand
Lead me to *IRAN*
how does this not have like 5,000 likes
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that.... Gerber’s mic doesn’t sound like shit anymore?
Yeah I can’t stop noticing it. It just feels...... wrong
This is too unnatural
Everytime I hear think of "can I get a uhhhhh a *BONELESS* pizza
Yes
How about we notice the fact he sounds like a man now? His voice is so deep holy shit
"Sponge bing me bong, yer bein' drafted to Iran for WWIII!"
Arg arg arg arg arg
"CHOWDAAAH, I'VE BEEN DRAFTED TO IRAN. I NEED YOU TO SEND A GOODBYE LETTER TO SCHNITZEL WHILE I'M AT WW3, CHOWDAAAH!!"
**insert Erwin joke here**
"Spongebob, I'm flying on a plane with 175 Ukrainians and I'm about to be shot down by Iranians. ARG ARG ARG!"
Mr. Krabs is a great drill sergeant.
“Spongebob me boy! Those war crimes are absolutely maniacally insane!”
“Shut up, Mr. Krabs! And help me burn down this orphanage!”
“Spongebob! You can’t do that!”
“Shut up! You mediocre clarinet player, before I burn you too!”
*gulp* “mediocre?”
yes
Lmaooo,Pamtri
(Mr Krabs): “Ever since I fired Spongebob, he has never been the same….”
The line "Please Squidward, don't question our very detailed research." is going to be my source of joy from this point on
"I'm suspicious of Squidward. I mean look at his nose" what did the Iranians mean by this?
Squidward’s a jew
Or an Arab
hmmm...
Holy shit that flew right past me.
@@sergiom.a.1236 Wait, aren't all Middle Easterners Arabs?
When he said the secret sauce I immediately had flashbacks to Spongebob Beyond
They have run out of the the s p e c i a l s p i c e
*the special spice*
PTSD flashbacks or regular flashbacks?
Number 15 they ran out of the special spice
Sebas G. both
We just gonna ignore the fact that Mr. Krabs said “rip him some new holes”
"I have enough holes in me, Mr. Krabs."
I love how Pastey just said #epicjoebidenmoment and expected everyone to get it
Instead of saying "I deleted the last scene" over a black screen, you should have used the Media Lost screen.
That's exactly what i was thinking!
As a reference from earlier
I was was watching a hunting show and it said that
funny salty dk dan man doesn’t have enough the smart to think of this
@@user-qh5jk1mn5i *SaltydkMAN
As an Iranian I would like to apologize for this atrocity
Why. Is beautiful?
clunkery klank i kin this comment
you should not
Apologise by giving us the ending
The spongebobian genocide
*Petition to make a “Spongebob goes to Tehran” Videogame*
LOOL XD
I am disturbed to see that as an Iranian
Bruh, whoever voiced Plankton is really damn good.
He should be so happy that they're a meme now. lol
*"I'm going to Iran!"*
10:03
Pretty sure it was salty, he did plankton voices in other vids
Some kid in Persia who loves Spongebob is probably gonna grow up to think Spongebob in Tehran was an official part of the Spongebob lore.
gud lore
Iranians aren't dumb. They know it's a piece of trash
Im Iranian, and does SpongeBob even have lore? LMAO
@@inactiveaccount681 yes don't you remember Squidward's origin story where his entire family was killed by the starfish clan so Squidward must avenge his fallen family and defeat the wretched starfish once and for all
I'm not from Persia and I'll accept this film as Spongebob lore
Someone should reanimate this movie, add an actual ending, and dub it in English
Hasn’t Stephen Hillenburg rolled in his grave _enough_ already?
Bingo bongo bango i am fully all for this
I'm up for a Panther-Fish redemption
Nah they should use this plot for the sequel to the SpongeBob Musical.
no leave the animation
It makes sense why they left the “media offline” screen. All those languages and they don’t even have Arabic smh. They probably thought it was a cool effect or smt lol
Iranians speak Persian, a totally different language.
@@georgeg1837 but why is the 'arabic' script used for some languages other than arabic?
ᔕTᗩᖇᗯᗷEᖇᖇY ᗰIᒪK Because of complicated history.Arabian empires conquered Persia and tried to make Persian more Arabic friendly by introducing the Arabic script.Replacing the old Assyrian one.
@@krystal9467 oh, thank you!
Bruh persian not Arabic
Honestly the clips make it seem like the filmmakers had a decent grasp on the kinds of humor Spongebob goes for. Like that bit with Krabs activating the security system and it pointing a bunch of guns at Spongebob, who isn't scared even slightly and just makes a joke about already having a bunch of holes in him, that feels like something Spongebob would absolutely do if the Nick censors would allow it.
“In Persia”
... Dan I don’t know how to tell you that Persia hasn’t existed in a long time
now it's thailand right?
Chungus 3000 no Iran is modern Persia with redrawn borders. Persian is an ethnicity while Iranian is a nationality. So you can be both, however since the state of Persia no longer exists, your nationality can not be Persian.
@@zephyrian1006 You're thinking of Siam.
@@zephyrian1006 lmaoooooooooooooooo
tbh "iran" sounds worse than "persia"
As someone who lives in Iran i want to say:
Almost all of the shows and movies that are distributed in iran are dubbed and sold without the premission of the original creators and that's why a show can have multiple dubs (the only exceptions are stuff that are made in iran)
Dang
@@percyap4271 that's how iran works.
Are a lot of people aware of it?
@@sharzinlalebazri5673 دقیقا
@@sharzinlalebazri5673 That's how mafia works ? XD
The image of the middle schoolers discussing Patrick so seriously is perfect
I was doing the dishes while listening to this and I smoked my ankle on the stove and all i can hear is him saying IM GOING TO IRAN while im screaming in pain
if spongebob in tehran doesn’t get nominated for best animated picture i will riot
*We
Sorry to say, but yall better start rioting
That's some shark tale shit right there
Time for a riot >:D
Same
My favourite part was when plankton went to Iran, wasn’t mentioned again, and was probably stepped on in a sketchy alleyway
Traitorous bastard joined Isis.
He does appear at the end of the movie.
@@dt6119 it’s not iraq😂
@@dt6119 ISIS is not in Iran
@@thundy9124 Close enough
15:04 from here through like the next 3 scenes, I could only focus on how fucked up Squidward looks. He looks like he just smoked 39 pounds of weed, drank 5 bottles of moonshine, and is suffering from the after effects of his actions. He looks so dazed and confused, like someone just hit him over the head with a hammer.
This is the SpongeBob movie of all time.
I love it when SpongeBob said “وقت تهران است! (it’s Tehraning time!)” and then the proceeds to consume the entirely of Tehran
He vored Iran .·´¯`(>▂▂▂▂▂
When they pulled out the guns on Spongebob I suddenly remembered why this was unofficial.
It took you that long?
I was thrown off by the lack of AM radio mic quality on Gerber.
Me to
I knew something was off about this video but I wasn't sure what
I never realize what we had till it was gone...
Same
Same.
15:44 We just gonna ignore the fact that SpongeBob and Patrick say they shouldn't trust Squidward because of his nose. Oh boy....
The surprising thing about this movie is that it managed to get a sequel
w a t
excuse me WHAT
WHAT
Dude, tell us more
@@BirdDuck I accidentally came across it on the internet but I didn't watch it (I sure as Hell ain't wasting money on that after seeing the budget of this movie)
2010: wow, I bet animation will change for the better and be so lifelike that it feels like I'm there!
2020:
I think this "movie" is from like 2017 or something but still lol
2020: I'm going to Iran
Viktor Chmiel i think he’s talking about how the three characters move in the video
i'm talking about how crappy the animation is.
Cambells chunky
This is so sad I can’t believe plankton has been drafted.
Oh no
420 likes... perfect
@@landongaming1023 u bitch
At least he gets to kill people.
And he never came home.. 😭😭
3:51 i rewatched this video AT LEAST 5 times and i just noticed he typed "i eat" twice in the meme
it’s like “you’re going to brazil” but now it’s “you’re going to iran”
I feel like this is promoting Iranian restaurants on purpose.
@@CantPayEpisodes I'm stunned but also we have a cartoon series about a juice mascot
I'm Iranian aaaaaaaaand yep
As an Iranian I agree with you mate. This movie is a total mess XD
Alternate title: "Dining in Iran with SpongeBob"
I swear 90% of the movie is just that
Alternate title: "SpongeBob and Patrick go to Iran and sell Squidward into slavery then break into a house and eat a bunch of food."
Iranian food mukbang: SpongeBob edition.
Alternative title: Spongebob's Mukbang torture in Iran
Spongebob Squarepants: A mukbang in Tehran
Looks like the Edit has come up with a name:
Spongebob & the Iranian Supper
8:46 Dont ever buy no weed from the gas station bro
12:20 Tbf, Mr.Krabs sold SpongeBob for 62 cents
I don't know which is worse.
Some say laughter is the best medicine
So I went to a hospital wearing Saltydkdan merch and it cured all the patients
Is your PFP Stephen?
@@quamaii oh yea! Is it?
that’s not how you get likes; you really badly insult salty and maybe even get an heart (but not too hard because he’s a baby)
W
@@jeeode8289 that was an insult. Did you watch the video?
I want to go to Iran now for the secret formula
You know when I woke up today I never though I'd see a Chiaki with the infinity gauntlet profile pic commenting about going to Iran for the Krabby patty formula... God I love the internet.
I want to go to Iran
I swear to God I JUST saw you on another video. I would recognize that name and pfp anywhere
Chiaki Nanami approves this comment come to my country chiaki. i would be happy.
Good luck soldier
12:39 - patrick calls a hot dog a sandwich.
Are they NOT sandwiches?
This legit looks like some old spongebob pc game from the early 2000's. Honestly this entire thing felt like a fever dream
*"I'M GOING TO IRAN!"*
~Plankton, 2017
😂
And he never came back
5:58
I love how Spongebob's reaction to the movie starting is *"OH GOD NO"*
*”OH GOD NO”*
"OH GOD NO"
_”OH GOD NO”_
17:15 "Media Offline"
One hell of a missed opportunity.
The writing mostly works when it comes to their dynamics, but they really do just run around doing nothing while the writers gush about their favourite Persian food lmao
It could actually be okay plotwise if the pacing was better like actually seeing what Plankton was doing and it didn't just end randomly without even finding the guy onscreen, but instead its just mostly SpongeBob and friends eating food
gerber sounds weird without a discord filter over his voice
So true it's so unnatural...I want him to go back to the bad audio quality
spongebob gets drafted: the movie
_Spongebob: Battle For the Straight of Hormuz_
Spongebob:in Vietnam war
Spongebob makes about as much progress finding this person as I do going to get things at the craft store for my mom aka I end up doing it but I stay out for like 6 hours and eat food
16:25
Spongebob beyond had Donald Trump as a fish.
And
Spongebob in Tehran has Joe Biden as a fish.
Phase 1: Spongebob in Tehran
Phase 2: Iranian Anime
My Imam Academia
Mahmoud's Bizarre Adventure
How Heavy Is Your Jihad
K-Bab
Hussain: The Next Generation
Reconquista Z
The Melancholy of Sher Khan
It's Fault of the Arabs I'm not Shiite
Food Wars: Halal Edition
Kawaii Squad
I can go on forever
Sergio Ramiro Medina Aboyte You forgot Syria Art Online.
Phase 3: Iranian hentai about a Shariah court-ordered gang rape of a woman for showing her hair in public
Please no
Wheres Arabimon? best anime
There’s this on cartoon on CZcams called “tanic the hedgehog” it did the cgi/live action thing before the actual sonic movie did and even features original characters and honestly I don’t think there’s a better series to cover it than this. It’s about 7 minutes long but it’s well worth the short time span. 10/10 film
I really like Tanic because the creator didn't think it was a masterpeice like Chris and Sonichu, he was just having fun, and apparently actually got better art-wise
@@cupcake6025 Neat
14:30
Hell yeah, Spongebob and friends go to Tehran to work as hired hitman and associate with the black market.
“It’s so tight!”
Plankton, 2017
"It's so tight! It's so tight, Krabs!"
This has the same energy as the Johnny Bravo goes to Dollywood Movie
That was officially produced tho this is an ungodly product of hell
@@batwingsoda n a much better quality film than this...
T.H.I.N.G
Drinking game:
Take a shot for everytime there was dialogue that sounds sexual out of context.
Plankton: it's so -TIGHT-
I don't want alcohol poisoning
“It’s bikini bottom,” *oh god.*
And you died shortly after
"Mr. Krabs, it's so tight!"
-Plankton
6:42 this also happens when MOVING the file to a new folder. Cause it thinks since the files was moved, it was removed entirely. WHOOPS.
5:49 Hold that thing *HOLD THAT THING!* *Mr. Krabs speaks gibberish.*
I'm dying 😂😂
17:00
"Pan- Pantherfish... That's not a fish, that's just a panther"
"That's not a panther, that's a TIGER"
*me looking at this cheetah like b r u h*
It's a leopard
It's obviously a octopus
Pffft, it’s obviously an ocelot, you swine.
Cats & Croissants Nah it’s clearly an axolotl
Wait, when you look at it in another angle, it kinda looks like just looks like a fucking pile of shit.
Plot Twist: Plankton was secretly responsible for the assassination of Qassem Soleimani in order to cause tensions between Bikini Bottom and Iran
And the fact that the Bikini Bottom is located in the Bikini Atoll, which is a territory of the United States, explains why almost went to war with Iran.
@@Bzons it was also a nuclear bomb testing site
7:11-7:35 10:03-10:16
As someone born in Iran I can confirm that iranians always repeat themselves again and again for no reason
This is normal
16:15 ah yes my favorite creepypasta "the SpongeBob lost episode"
Instead of saying he deleted the last scene he should've just shown 4 minutes of the media offline picture.
Salty and gang: "they've been eating the same food over and over again"
Me: "that's right I've heard the story over and over again. Gee it's swell to finally see sponge, in tahren!"
hilarious hahahahahah funny
Now I can never unhear Spinel singing that now XD
9:39 Me when my brother is annoying
Plankton goes to Iran and is never seen from again. Accurate.
*PLANKTON WHERE ARE YOU GOING?*
*TO IRAN I'VE BEEN DRAFTED*
And he died shortly after
Me: sad
Salty: uploads have you heard about
Me: looks into sky and cries in happiness
Dude. I am iranian. I remember coming home from work and my brother bought the dvd of this and was watching it. I was laughing so hard i didn't believe it was real. I am so happy this monstrosity is getting picked up by other people.
P. S: my brother hated it. We thew out the DVD
Should've kept it and let your kids(if you actually have) watch them.
10:32 they didn't even cut out all of the sky on the images of the buildings
Hey guys great video! I actually did most of the subtitles for that video and...it was honestly the best experience of my life! This movie was so stupid and yet so perfect. Glad you liked it!
I know it's been 3 years but PLEASE tell me you were responsible for translating 'Now all the "Kawaii Squad" members are here'
I like how they’re both wrong, that’s a cheetah my dudes
it's a leopard
you're also wrong, Its a leopard, panthers are just black leopards, so its likley a miss translation
I remember watching a stream where after I suggested they watch spongebob in tehran they proceeded to watch it whilst also bullying a 5 year old
5:27 oh yes The secret sauce
Patrick's eyebrows are closer together than his eyes are. That doesn't really help with how _off_ he looks.
He looks somewhat angry with those eyebrows, and its just so unnerving to me
Like he secretly just doesn't want to be there or something
Are you telling me YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE ERROR MESSAGE JOKE AT THE END WHEN YOU DELETED FOOTAGE!
14:21 *That toothpaste is bad*
17:07 that’s not a tiger 💀
The movie's animation and models look like it belongs in cutscenes from a spongebob video game with out the gameplay
I'm expecting some PS1 era Lara Croft graphics.
PC point-and-click SpongeBob games had cutscenes which looked looked like this. For example, look up SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom PC. It's nothing like the PS2 version.
instead of cutting the deleted scene off your adobe premiere timeline, you should have left it in so it said “MEDIA NOT FOUND” for 3 consecutive minutes
I like to think Stephen is just rolling, laughing in his grave at this beautiful art.
4:29 they really just glossed over Spongebob reacting to multiple deadly weapons with “Mr Krabs I already have holes in me.”
They never even find the guy. The cat detective just mentions offhand that he found the guy while they’re watching a soccer game. This was right after a bus of people harassed him into telling them how many kids he has
Battle for Bikini Bottom: Re-Hydrated looks tremendously fantastic so far!
Patrick looks like Ed from Edd, ed and eddy and I'm not taking it back until proven otherwise
11:25
I don't know why but something is so weirdly scary seeing 3d spongebob staring into your soul saying "We are in trouble, Mr. Krabs." with no expression on his face.
gerber: gets a new microphone
me: who the fuCK are you
yo salty- heads up
Iran is pronounced as eee-rahn
Tehran is pronounced in a way where they force the H in it. Like TEHH-rahn
Welp
No one said pronunciation was my strong suit I guess
Eye-ran...
I ran so far awaaaaay
Good point, Amen
@@Saltydkdan the most epic response to being educated on something
Wait what I’ve been pronouncing it I ran the whole time what the what the
The thought of Plankton announcing that he’s going to Iran is the funniest shit ever
4:55 THIS IS WHAT THAT SPONGEBOB MEME I DOWNLOADED IS FROM
Somebody send help I'm stuck in a McDonald's play place
I couldn't stop laughing at 4:24
"Activate the self defense- *OHOHOOO* "
*"Kawaii Squad"*
_Ah, I see Subtitle Editor is a Man of Culture as well_
6:50 Notice the lack of a Persian translation.
3:06 completley killed me.