I went on vacation and left EU4 running - EU4 AI Only Timelapse
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2021
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I've had basically no time at home this last month to make videos so this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do another week long timelapse.
A few fun surprises here, especially when I finally got to check out North America, I didn't even know the USA was still there until I checked the ledger.
Time traveler *moves chair a little bit.
The Timeline: Spanish East Sibiria
God this is such an underrated comment.
😂😂😂 So fuckin random hahaha
Right? I was like "wait wait wait ✋ what just happen
Too bad, Germany does it again 😂😂😂
Time traveller- *moves chair a bit*
Germany- "Welp, guys... time to do some serious blitzkrieg this time and conquer half of the world already"
"Its... it's all Germany.."
The 78th Reich: "It always has been"
Hitler The 3823th be like
@@diegobatista2239 his final reincarnation
Mughals and Mexico: We are the last powers of freedom
es war schon immer!!
Its all Mexico over here 🤣🤣
That moment when Germany is hardly on the map and suddenly you realize someone was turned down for the art academy.
The painter we all waited for...
Sounds like a prospering future for my country. Am German.
@@martingantenbein176based the Jews ruined Germany
@@martingantenbein176 even as a German that joke is grenzwertig
@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Wehrmacht denn so was?
The Urals remained Spanish for 4 thousand years before finally falling. Respect.
Gracias comrade!
Germany is like "Well I don't know about everyone else but we're well past 1821 so I'm just going to go ahead and do Hearts of Iron anyway"
Das tausendjährige Reich!
@@siegechamp2295 more like
SECHTAUSDENDJÄHRIGE reich
@@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 *sechstausendjährige
noone knows vic2 :(
@@Flw-uv2md i feel you brother, lets hope vic3 changes that
In this timeline, the spanish conquistadors fell for the legend of El Helado. The famed city of icecream in Siberia
Exceptionally underrated post.
This couldn´t be more underrated.
Te amo
?
sorry
@@redshuttleredacted6422 El Helado would roughly translate as the icey.
Like El Dorado means the golden.
Ever heard how the Italians call icecream? Join it and you'll get the joke.
I like how Germany just sits there doing not much for a bit then just decides "fuck it I need to show Austria how it's done."
Somewhat historically accurate then.
I like how denmark took over all of scandinavia and went like "Well lets call us self Scandinavia now" and then proceeded to stay the same size for 2000 years just to be instantly taken over by Austria in a single year.....
Austria propably had a PU on Scandinavia
The rest of the world: *furious scramble for land and power
Japan: *watches anime for 5000 years
One Piece still not finished
@@HSVForeverandeverlol Oda said he is like almost done, no more than 5 years left to reach laugh tale and start the final arc.
...
...
6583 it is.
@@HSVForeverandeverlol 69 likes lol😂😂
Just one flaw with that logic. TV isn't even invented yet.
I just need you all to know likes on this comment = nice 😏
Me: I bet Russia's gonna be one of the 10 countries
Literally 10 seconds later: *Austrian Russia*
Just imagine-how the Russians had to strain themselves to go from small provinces in 1444 to become so big now
I picked two countries to make it- Russia and England. Austria PUd both
U just described me in the beginning
@@Mambldor That's as hard as walking through thousands of kilometers of uninhabited taiga and tundra and claiming land along the way.
Sure, it becomes hard to communicate with all the empire once you have it, but expanding was pretty much the easiest part.
As expected, we ended up with two glorious cities: Moscow and St. Petersburg, and all the rest of Russia which is just a bunch of mud.
@@Mambldor Oh right, I'll be happy to come live in Russia when it warms a bit and Italy becomes a desert.
I’d love to hear the history of Spanish Eastern Siberia.
Same! Deer empanadas with juniper salsa, I assume
Here you go! A story from GPT A.I. (Poe).
Sure, here is a brief historical fiction story for Spanish Eastern Siberia:
In the early 19th century, a group of Spanish explorers set out on a journey across Siberia, hoping to discover new lands and resources for their country. They encountered many challenges along the way, including harsh weather conditions and hostile indigenous tribes.
Despite the difficulties, the group eventually arrived in a remote region of eastern Siberia that was largely unexplored by outsiders. They were surprised to discover a small community of Spanish-speaking settlers who had been living in the area for several generations.
The settlers had originally come from Mexico and Peru, but had migrated to Siberia in search of adventure and opportunity. Over time, they had adapted to the harsh Siberian climate and had developed a unique culture that blended elements of Spanish and Siberian traditions.
The explorers were fascinated by the settlers' way of life and decided to stay in the area for several months to learn more about their customs and traditions. They were particularly impressed by the settlers' resilience and determination in the face of adversity.
When the explorers returned to Spain, they shared their stories of the Spanish settlers in Siberia with the rest of the country. Their tales inspired many other Spaniards to travel to Siberia and explore this new frontier.
Over time, the Spanish settlers in Siberia established their own independent kingdom, known as Spanish Eastern Siberia. The kingdom flourished for several decades, with a thriving economy based on fur trading and agriculture.
Today, Spanish Eastern Siberia is a multicultural society that celebrates its unique blend of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The people of Spanish Eastern Siberia continue to face many challenges, including harsh winters and limited resources, but they remain resilient and hopeful for the future.
@@MsCheshirskaya Sounds like you´re confusing latino with spanish
@@DHEspana do I? I thought Spain and LatAm shares empanadas as a food
inquisition and wiping out of local culture... nothing new
people in 1900: in 2000 there will be flying cars
in year 5000: people still fighting with cannons
I would prefer the cannon and cavalry future to the AI future to be honest.
That the game didn't crash for a week is an achievement in it's own right.
Yeah. My computer would've committed suicide if you left it on for a week.
@@cursedalien my computer did multible times after afting to run for about 2weeks because of homeshooling last year, poor boy never really recoverd
@@blackhunterakabloxdavid6144 😢
1.4k likes and only 3 replies seems quite strange
I can’t even run hoi4 on lowest settings for a few hours. I have save that shit and let my computer wipe the sweat until I make it suffer more in late game.
Ottomans: You Can’t Defeat me!
Austria: I know…but he can
Germany: *Reaches 999% discipline, 100% Professionalism, and fulfills “Army with a State.”*
Austria: "Our Empire might fall, but so shall yours!" *Awakens Germany.*
Big Boss: *heavy breathing*
Nice comment👍👍
Mughals way superior
More like
Germany: *Earrape Erika starts playing*.
I love that Germany was the underdog and just very slowly creeped up to a powerhouse just enough to not attract attention and last minute rule 1/3 of the world
That's our current plan. Just wait and watch, it's only a matter of a few millennia's now!
they tried that, it did not work in real life
Yeah Austria tried to invade them over and over but couldn’t bring them down, until eventually being conquered themselves
@@melodiclogic9904 Actually, I'm pretty sure Germany's attempt at world conquest was the opposite of slow and methodical.
@discordlexia2429 youre right haha, lebenstraum...
I love how Germany just goes full sicko-mode in the 4000’s
Oh and the fact that Florida is just it’s own independent state, and the US being squeezed into the east-coast, only half the size of it, is truly something to behold.
40s, 4000s - whats the difference?
Canada is also not french, english, dutch or anything, it’s Frisian
Several millennia of difference, but I see the joke.
History teachers will tell you that Spain invaded South America in the 1500s. What they DON'T tell you is that the Spanish then proceeded to move their forces to Southern Chile, drilled straight through the center of the planet, and emerged on the other side to conquer Siberia.
lol!
Lmao
The greatest flanking manuever in history. Nobody saw it coming.
The way they held the Urals until late game...
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
The moment Germany appeared we knew exactly where this was going
True
True
Even now they're still waiting for their moment again.
@@StormierNik true. But this time more diplomatic
@@StormierNik Als ein Deutscher kann ich das bestätigen.
With those pacific islands, this was a real chance to establish Austrian Australia. Bag fumbled by the AI there tbh
When the Spanish Urals finally fell, I shed a tear. Thousands of years civilisation. Truly a remarkable culture 🫡
His pc while running it: Damn I need a vacation too
your comment is underrated
You deserve 1 thousand likes, but until you get there I'll just blow you a kissy kissy muah muah
@@adrianfernandez9984 I've got a news for you
"Boss, I'm tired"
@@frederickvonrauken5508 your reply is underrated
Seeing Spain and Austria do so well only to end up irrelevant is historically accurate, I'll give it that
both of them had foreign dynasties they overthrew
Habsburg power
How can Spain be irrelevant today if its the worlds thirteenth largest economy. They also have the 18 most powerful military. Austria who knows. They are 29 on the economy list and 59 on the military list.
@@ab9840 It's more of a joke on my part, mostly referring to the image of it in the public eye that seems to forget about it's contributions
@@ab9840 honestly, any countries military outside of the big 3 is pretty much irrelevant today.
This is what the world would’ve looked liked if Steiner attacked
This comment is underrated
DAS WAR EIN BEVEG!
@@zMustheMadMan Das War Ein *Befehl*
@@jacobpeters5458 Information is ammunition alright
Lmfao
As an Austrian I am quite pleased that my country not only survived, but also has been leading the Holy Roman Empire for thousands of years!
well i mean the actual country did not survive
imagine finding out god left his computer on while on vacation and everything humans have done is just for a 18 minute timelapse video
233 emperors?!? Das crazy. *new save*
It be like that
Underrated comment ngl
I wouldn’t doubt it .. lol
You could make a religion out of this.
Germany once Austria starts to die
“Alright, my turn.”
Well, the germanic world was finally united
Germany:ITS MY TURN ON THE X BOX
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
Germany: “fine I’ll do it myself”
Gutentag
I loved the empires stretching from the top of Norway unbroken down to the Congo, I would be fascinated by the society that could hold together for thousands of years enduring a perpetual war with nearly 900million dead. Also loved how long Spanish Urals lasted and the fact that 1700 years later they still spoke Castilian.
The fact the US is just Guatanamo Bay and surroundings is so beautiful
Everyone Else: "Haha! I've burned down your castles, crushed your armies, and taken your land!
Austria: "What ever you say, Brother-in-law!"
lmeo
Brother-sister-wife-husband-daughter-son in law
@@heavencanceler2691
That's not how human biology works...
@@happyslapsgiving5421 Tell that to my aunt mother who married my brother who is my cousin twice removed
@@DanksterPaws
They still aren't hermaphrodites.
I love that "The United States of America" consists of half of Cuba and that's it
State of America (and a flag with one star on it)
@@Praetori no my friend, each tiny island and town is its own state in the great United States of Cuba 🤣🤣
The most surprising thing is that the United States of America manage to exist 5000 years after...
the world: "did you get Cuba?" USA: "yes." the world: "what did it cost?" USA *looks at Mexico spanning two whole continents* "everything..."
@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 but not mexico?
World: “Germany, after all this time?”
Germany: “Always.”
Props to the camera man in creative mode for recording this footage for all these years
It's like Germany kept purposely missing a chance to appear in previous Timelapeses, so it can come out in style in the biggest one yet...
It was only once germany made the Ottoman's name placement terrible that i noticed them
Germany: I'll be back
That was a nice germany and mughals. Kind of like man in the high castle.
They were binding their tine.
"Gehen groß oder nach Hause gehen"
*Looks away for a moment*
*Looks back*
"Spanish Tartary"
"¿Que?"
I know right?
da
Start of the game: *Great, historical, makes sense.*
End of the game: *Confused Screaming*
I'm sitting here marveling at the thought of a four millennia Spanish Urals history and how _any_ culture could or would have developed during that time. I can only assume things went a bit beyond fur-lined cardobes, at least.
Props to the Cyber Queen who reigned for nearly 4 centuries in the mid 3000s
Isabel be like
Technological advance I guess
There’s something cheeky about that
Queen Elizabeth got a new name I see
Like, i don't play eu4, how tf did that happen?
As an American, the scariest thing I saw in this video was giant Florida
Reminds me of that South Park episode where New Jersey starts conquering everything and Colorado has to ally with the Al Quaida to defeat them.
Honestly in current situation I would welcome that
the fact that florida exists gives me an existential crisis every day
Oh my god me too, I was like “no no no no, we don’t need Florida taking over the damn world”
@@robertwood9572 i mean a whole half of this godforsaken wasteland is practically florida so we were already too late
Ah yes the great Mexican Canadian war... That was a difficult time for the world
Yes, it was truly an unfortunate time to be Frisian.
Impressive, fun to watch! Good to know the sea levels don’t rise after all. 😅
Despite under constant threat of the enormous Mughal empire, Japan managing to hold their mainland till the end gives me the impression that there seems to be no shortage of anime and hentai in this universe too.
and even conquered some!
Anime in its modern form is only because of Disney. Without Disney, it would look like the woodcuts that is more Chinese inspired.
Russo war......
@@SamGarcia they had manga before disney existence
@@alexeyprofi3951 I know that, just that it looks nothing like we see today. It looks like the woodcuts.
Seeing the British Isles just get labelled "Austria" is so funny to me.
Mine now :)
It makes more sense that way, considering Australia.
Austria innit?
Yoink
Austria kept reforming, that was actually a big surprise to me
As a German, I had a smile. Comedically, but a smile.
you always wanting to rule the world
It's German humour, it's no laughing matter
Fucking liar germans don't do comedy
Oh wait is that the joke?
But then... Is it comedy?
But it can't be
Classic german, tries to tell a joke and generates a whole new paradox
nice pfp
i have been leaving on eu4 in observer for awhile only turining it off before i go to sleep and it has created many interestering results i highly reccomend
God imagine how the Habsburgs looked after 3000 years.
Their chin is now visible from space
They'll probably still find their cousin desirable ... But they would be the only one.
I'm certain that there is a creepypasta about the hapsburgs today
I'm assuming they'd be just inhuman blobs occupying chairs and generally looking like the navigators from the david lynch dune movie
@@Rabidfox-gc5fw Yeah, there is. It's called SCP-3288...
Watching Spain be pushed out of Siberia after thousands of years was the hardest thing I've ever had to watch on CZcams.
top 10 anime betrayals
I was rooting for Spain for centuries!
True, man. I was very sad too.
You mean watching Siberia being pushed out of Spain?
Mi España....
Damn this song just hit me hard. Not played eu4 for a few years but man do I love it.
As a Brazilian, seeing "Portuguese Alaska" on the map unlocked a new fear I didn't knew I had inside me.
surrender your gold and no one gets hurt.... probably.
why?
what in the actual fuck
Oh Léa, vai estar tudo bem. *prometo.*
The "Alaskian" is the inverted "Brazilian"... if you know what I mean. (hint: hairs!)
384 year long reign 6 6 4? Hot damn that's an Empress of Mankind
Elisabeth II: hold my beer
hold my tea
Its year 3676 and life expectancy have increased, have some foresight.
I guess they finally inbred their way into success
Some serious life extension technology.
Siak being the one to form Malaya was hilarious ngl, and the fact that they've survived for 4k years says seomthing about their competency
Congratulations to Montezuma for finally getting his revenge.
Life on the Mughal Ottoman border would be literally hell
I really hope that the only reason it looked like constant wars was because of the speed of the timelapse. If not, the devastation in game was probably 50-100 in most areas
also note how the Mughal-Ottoman border was *THE ENTIRETY OF PERSIA!!!!!!!*
as in, it kept moving across the whole region. so *that whole region* would be devastated.
So pretty much real life
It would have been a huge demilitarized zone
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I love that Japan is just being Japan. Occasionally trying to take over shit, but largely being entirely unaffected in the 5k years.
Ikr. I'm pretty sure Japan was the only one that was content with just chilling out lol.
"If I stay absolutely still, maybe they won't see me"
So fitting how isolationist they are both in the game and irl.
@@icecoldchilipreppers6496 well only since WW2, before that…not so much lol
@@meowkii_ they literally had centuries of total isolation before ww2
You have no idea how funny it is skipping to 15:00 out of curiosity and seeing my home State dominating. Will watch from beginning now
the mexicans took over
It's actually interesting that they didn't have more rebellions considering how large they got. But I suppose enough time passed that they all integrated
Saxon culture all over the place, and mostly catholic. No wonder they were stable. 😂
GB: you can’t invade me
Austria: but I can give you a ring ;)
100th like
One ring to ... bind them.
@@DaRealKakarroto Austria in a nutshell
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria Nube!
Also Austria: Yeah we might be culturally English and basically only control the British Isles BUT the tag says Austria so we’ll still be eating Schnitzel!
"Spanish Tartary doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
god, spanish siberia was super common in a few old versions from years ago.
@@dzarko55 As a historian....it's not TOTALLY bonkers. Like, if a European power established major coastal ports on the pacific before Russia pushed east or China pushed North, sure, I can imagine a Siberia settled by a European maritime power...
Well Siberia sounds very similar to Iberia so...
@@pavarottiaardvark3431 so, reverse Russian Alaska?
Its interesting how my country was absorbed by austria at the very beginning and I was mad about it, but I felt patriotic for it later, I rooted for austria so bad during the wars against the ottomans and all the others
Very impressed the game didn't crash once in 4 weeks of solid gameplay with capture on
Seeing Spain and Japan siege down Austria Russia for a few thousand years was pretty hilarious.
Was that Japan or Mexico?
@@AM-we1es should be japan, mexicos colour is a bit lighter
Austrian Russia acting like a mfing strobe light
The thousand year siege of Muscov. We need a documentary ASAP
Japan and Spain : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
Austria: "I am going to be Britzerland"
*Turns into UK*
That's basically what happened, except it was Saxony. :)
5000 years and the divine wind still kept the Mongols from Japan
brittain actually having wars on the shore of France for a few hundred years was so very accurate
I was literally thinking "man, Scandinavia's untouched!" when Austria fucking flash-grabbed it
Same! Lol. I just blinked and it was gone. 😂
The power of royal marriages
I was rooting für Austria. Then i saw Germany was still in the Game and was Like... Well either one is good enough
Bruh, I read this. Then looked back up at the video, and it was gone! Lol
looks like Scandinavia didn't even try to expand once it was formed.
anyone else notice that the three biggest countries are basically Eurasia, Oceania and Eastasia from 1984? they even seem to fight along the same borders.
George got the date wrong by thousands of years but put it on the title anyway. What a Guy.
Yes! Even "Austria" isn't too different from "Airstrip One."
I wanted to point out the same thing. Orwell nailed the geopolitics well.
@@lslusa no, it has nothing to do with 'geopolitics', it was based on the rough historical state
I guess humanity is just pre determined for 1984
watching this at half speed not only allows me to see wtf is going on, but the music gets really spooky
Spain the entire game: We just be chillin
Germany: That's not how this works
japan just Continue isolating himself from the world till the end of the game... nice
nah they invaded china, you can even see the eastern coast of china is shinto,
they got pushed back dohe
They probably played extremely tall
they were like "let the savage fight their wars, we will invde their minds with big anime tiddies"
Classic case of: They can't swim so let's stick to our island 🤣🤣🤣 We see it all the time.
@@derederekat9051 lmao true
Germany: *replaces European languages with different dialects of German*
"Ah, perfectly diverse"
Sort of what happened with Romance languages...
@@youngalek4434 well, the Reich lasted a little longer than 1000 years, so yes.
@@REAL2222ful yeah in this universe the different dialects of german are likely quite different (seeing as this world is stuck in 1821 tech, and language standardisation didn't really work for the masses untill the late 19th/20th centuries, Rhennish and saxon are probably as or more different than protugese and romanian...)
Actually the most hated dialect here haha
Is it worse than Proto-Indo-European dialects :^)
Man the fucking soundtrack brings me back. So glorious.
EU4 needs a balance update, where such massive empires should collapse under administration issues. I think culture, unrest, population and food should have more of an impact. It should be a challenge for a player to hold an empire centralized.
Honestly, only 2 billion dead from war over the course of 5,000 years is pretty good.
i'm sure the sum of all deaths in conflicts is probably in 5 billion xd
That's soldier deaths... calculate civilian deaths... and the human race is now extinct. :)
Rookie numbers.
For the last 2500 years, after Spain and Turkey were kicked off the world stage, there were basically no wars except the occasional conflict between Germany and India.
Thats only the casualties of the remaining countries though
I love how everyone else is invading massive territories but Britain decided to reenact the 100 years war
Not only reenact it, but they stubbornly kept that shit up for over 1,500 years until the Austrians came calling.
@@ConcreteCrescent old habits die hard
@@ConcreteCrescent cant think of a more stubborn country in the world than Britain
@@dumb747ness A-fucking-men, wat wat.
@@dumb747ness France?
I like to imagine that the age of discovery never happened in this timeline because everyone was that heavily invested in fighting each other
3:27 thanos was in england for a new job
Americans: Wait, it's all Mexico?
Mexico: Siempre ha sido.
amazing
Your not wrong though mexico did once have California and Texas plus a bit of others land. Until somethings happened
As someone who can read Spanish, ja.
Yeah basically half the modern USA was Mexican proper some time ago, and before that MORE than half the USA was Spanish (Louisiana, Florida). Really, the USA is just the east coast; the rest is conquered and purchased land.
Jajajajajakajq yo vi a mexico comerse colombia y dije "aqui fue mexico potencia"
Imagine coming back to the home and realising that you haven't turned off pausing on event pop up and all experiment fucked up
@Proli imagine replying after 5 days
@Proli imagine not letting people enjoy things
@@presidentirinavladimirovna7054 Him enjoying things makes me not enjoy life so he is not letting me enjoy things.
@@novelas3536 sucks to suck then
Imagine all the people.
can we appreciate how eu4 timelapses never fails to make us bend over and fill us up with cream? ❤
That was actually interesting, even when jumping forward few times.
Just imagining the millennia-long history of Spanish Ural
Paella+bodka. What could go wrong?
@@Teatsax Dunno man, probably not very good for your digestive system
@@emperorpierogi9772 paella is healthy
@@hector2756 Not sure if it stays that way with vodka
@@emperorpierogi9772 with vodka nothing is healthy xD
Please post your electric bill next month
hahshahahahhahaha
I mean, I don't have to be on a vacation for my pc to be running 24/7
LMAO.
tbf, my computer is pretty much always on and it doesn't do much to my bill. In fact, 1 day of ironing my clothes burns more electricity than the washing machine and my computer combined.
@@devvytm Excuse me, but how? 🤐
1 week of power consumption for a youtube video. genious.
Plot twist: We are living in a simulation and the creator left on vacation for a week.
That explains the fucking noclipping
Well!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiittttttt
I hope he comes back soon because it doesn't look very well right now
@@lillycline1414 hol up
@@lillycline1414 Explains mag locking too.
After a few thousand years of rule, can't help but wonder about the culture of 'Spanish Tartary' or the 'Spanish Urals'...
🗣️ Speaking Spanish and the rest is a mystery since it is cold ❄️🥶 up there. We do not 🚫 have any 💡⚡ ideas of what the cultures development would look like.
Interesting thoughts
Snow Mexicans
@@johnjaeger3746 we are talking about Spain, not Mexico tho.
@@Teatsax and Mexico started out as a Spanish colony just like Spanish Tartary
Bullfighters fighting Bulls but both completely drunk with Vodka => Everybody dies TM
It took a little over 5000 years, but it’s finally the europe we all wanted to see
The Fact Bengal was the last remaining Indian nation was crazy
Germany had 5000 years and they still couldn't conquer Russia or Britain.
We dont like cold weather xD
@@darksider7319 had a bad experience with it at some point I'm guessing.
Austrian Russia was literally Novgorod for the longest time. Got pummeled repeatedly as its tradition too.
@@andrewg9216
Well last last Winter was terrible because it was too much snow and far too cold. It was impossible to travel with bus or train. In some parts of Germany you couldnt even drive with your car because the snow was to high, snow hight over night about 50 cm or more xD
Old habits die hard, traditions live on for millennia.
Austria: You get a PU! And you get a PU!Everyone gets PUs!
Germany: Screw this, I'll go play HoI4.
Mughals: Well I got dynastic ties to Genghis Khan so why not follow his steps?
Ottomans: BLOB, BLOB BLOB, KEEP BLOBBIN-oh great now Germany's blobbing too pls don't kill m-
Underrated comment
Japan: Just chilling
Kazakh: stop stop Stopppp
Spain: -_-
Mexico going fucking crazy
And Malaya: no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan
When I saw Afghanistan tag switch to Mughals I was like ohno
Germany really came back hard. Looked like their enemies on each side decided to team up at one point.
That early moment where Austria swallows all of Muscovy in one bite is insane
*Leaves game running for a week unattended as an experiment*
Windows Update: allow me to introduce myself
Just keep pc offline. Can't download new updates.
Fuck. Windows 10 updates. That's screwed me over so many times since my comp is always on.
And I can't just leave it offline because of online contacts. Freaking windows 10 forced timers. Windows 12 better have a toggle off even when online option (skip 11. It's shit).
@@Toast_6 isn't windows 11 just windows 10 in worse?
@@Toast_6 They are about to add ads to the file explorer, it's so good that I will never use windows again
Wow that's so dystopian...we truly live in the worst timeline...
Germany straight up just woke up one morning and chose the 4th Reich.
Given the timeline I think it'd actually be the 5th or 6th actually, it collapsed like twice there for a lil bit.
@@akumaouja4062 Well... The first one never died, it remained till the end under control of Austria even if in name only. Historically it would have been disolved by Napoleon.
Wet dreams finally came true
I don't know this game... But this comment section is absolute gold.
You lot are amazing.. my kind of folk.. and as such.. i shall explore this game as a title i expect to enjoy
This has made a lot of fantasy worldbuilding make a lot more sense to me...
Edit: also the history of the urals in this world must ve Fascinating
1st half as Austrian: “Ya! Ya! We take it all!”
2nd half as Austrian: “Nein! Nein! Ze Germans!”
1st half as german: "Come on little cousin, you can do it!"
2nd half:"Hm, Europe, Northafrika. Ok, the moustache mans big dream finally becomes true.
1st half as English: "No! No! The Austrians"
2nd half with English culture Austria: "I'm fine with this."
Dose darn Wester Reichers
as a german living in mexico i enjoyed the results.
Me who knows that austria is just weird germany:laughs in anchluss
I love how Austria’s first step was to unite with Hungary.
The Austria-Hungarian Empire forms again
@@daniellewilson8527 Yes. They should probably avoid Sarajevo though
For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away.
Shout out to Spanish Siberia, gotta be one of my favourite countries after the Portuguese Alaska
I just like imagining that she ruled for 384 years due to some insane technology and then they were like "No we probably shouldn't let that happen again" and instituted term limits for emperor.
Americans during the 1700s.
*I am the Senate.*
There were no rules in America about how long you can be president until after the 1700’s, before that it was just tradition that they would only stay president for 8 years.
@@pineapplelollipop1074 America didn't exist before the 1700s.
@The True Mr. Pink sorry it wasn’t until 1951 that it became a law
how on earth did one person live for the better part of half a MILLENIUM in charge of the HRE. HOW
*MILLENIUM
@@martinus_mars damn bro u right, gonna edit that
Just a guess, but maybe kings live longer the further the game continues, because of medicine and improvement of tech.
It wouldn't be fun to live for 300 years. Imagine how fragile a human body is at that point.
@@AlreadyTakenTag i could be a living fossil