The Longest EU4 Timelapse Ever

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  • čas přidán 7. 08. 2022
  • Seems like after a certain point the AI gets confused and stops trying to expand. I wonder if some calculations start to break down when there are so many 100-300 development provinces?
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Komentáře • 223

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio Před rokem +401

    Ah, yes, the Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

    • @delta4993
      @delta4993 Před rokem +21

      But lithuania is Independent haha

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 Před rokem +12

      haha you forget Franco-Turkish-Italian 🙂

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Před rokem +5

      Ruthenian-Russian too

    • @dino8ro
      @dino8ro Před rokem +3

      Turkey became romanians

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 Před rokem

      @@dino8ro no, in Commonwealth, actually Romania doesn't exist at that time 🙂

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 Před rokem +347

    Timurids: *Take Sakhalin*
    Japanese: "Karafuto is gone, let our eight millennia of splendid isolation begin!"

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital Před rokem +622

    No way italy formed the two sicilies lmao

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 Před rokem +52

      Seems to only be an endgame tag for humans

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 Před rokem +5

      yeah i still cant believe this

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil Před rokem +30

      Italians putting the " 2 is better than 1" theory to the test

    • @maxvillaverde6430
      @maxvillaverde6430 Před rokem

      It doesn’t matter they got raped by the ottomans lol

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Před rokem +1

      @@Adventurer32 theres a setting regarding endgame tags that dont affect ironman, its generally only enabled to form 1 endgame tag in comp games to eliminate cheese, but most SP games keep it disabled so they can form whatever they want when they want, only exception is most new world nation tags like the USA are perma endgame, and cannot form anything else even with the option to lock tags disabled

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer Před rokem +637

    It’s interesting how in every one of these Timelapses the ottomans begin incredibly strong for the first several hundred years and then immediately get eaten up.
    It shows that even though they are in the optimal position to expand from in all directions, they’re also in the optimal position to be surrounded and expanded into (just like IRL).

    • @eldahalas7015
      @eldahalas7015 Před rokem +10

      Ottoman African and Indian Conquest Stalls

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga Před rokem +76

      Or that their military pips take a nosedive after 1650.

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 Před rokem +19

      it’s not the positioning it’s just their military pips fall off hard

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 Před rokem +4

      @@Gustav_Kuriga they no longer become a lucky nation after awhile too.

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 Před rokem +11

      It's probably because when they are no longer a lucky nation they really suffer. Geographically it makes sense why they struggle to expand with either European or Indian colitiations becoming a threat if they tried blobing all at once. I think their mission trees also drop off leaving them with few expansion paths. I'm also willing to bet there's some "hardcode" to really only take out the Mamluks and conquer Arabia. Just like they will always declare war on Byzantium first unless Byzantium does something special.

  • @grubygrzib6308
    @grubygrzib6308 Před rokem +94

    Timurids would do so well if they just formed Mughals...

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron Před rokem +28

      But never did take Delhi.

    • @grubygrzib6308
      @grubygrzib6308 Před rokem +19

      @@MicaiahBaron I know, but that wouldn't be too hard for them either

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 Před rokem +31

    South America clearly was in need of some FREEDOM

  • @ducttapeanddreams
    @ducttapeanddreams Před rokem +97

    That's already a weird run even at standard end date. Russia never formed, Morrocco lived, that's pretty much a unicorn from the start

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Před rokem +4

      Really? That’s quite common in my games

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 Před rokem +1

      Russia never forms in my games. Granted I don't usually play past 1550 all that often but still, everyone acts like it's a given but I've never seen it.

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q Před rokem

      ming exploded and then saved it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Morocco living to the end-date is actually historical too. They weren't wiped off the map until the early 20th century.

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8

    Poland has made it to space baby GG Poland…

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon Před rokem +75

    When I saw the "you won't guess the 2nd GP" I literally said out loud, "probably someone in America", lol.

  • @Bottle-OBill
    @Bottle-OBill Před rokem +25

    I love how "Italy" reformed into "Two Sicilies"

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 Před rokem +193

    How did great britain survive the whole timelapse?! they really do rule the waves

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Před rokem

      Because AI dont deal well with landings, they are absolute morons. Same reason Japan and other island nations lived

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams Před rokem +55

      The AI tends not to have any Provinces of Interest in Britain and Ireland if they don't start there. France will make a try every once and a while, particularly if the UK angers them, but other than that literally no one wants it. Same with Iceland, and to an extent Japan.

    • @scorpionunit9852
      @scorpionunit9852 Před rokem +22

      @@ducttapeanddreams that, and currently the AI is afraid of transport boats, so island nations are normally safe

    • @user-zg4bk6rv1q
      @user-zg4bk6rv1q Před rokem +16

      I had Cyprus win a war against the Ottomans and even take some land because Ottomans literally did nothing and then peaced out after a few years

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Před rokem +5

      @@user-zg4bk6rv1q Same situation for me but Ryuku and Japan

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon Před rokem +172

    You're back!!!
    I hope everything was going well because you weren't active for a while.
    I really doubt moving would take that long. But nice to see you're not dead!

    • @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq
      @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq Před rokem

      The fuck you on about

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc Před rokem

      Indeed

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon Před rokem +7

      @Dupedfish they weren't posting community updates, they didn't say they were leaving, it was just a complete stop with no reason as to why, I was hopeful, but death was a option, not the most prominent thing.
      Also the dead thing was used as a joke.

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon Před rokem

      @Dupedfish ew redditor

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 Před rokem +24

    This was a pretty interesting game even by 1821. No Russia and a blobby Commonwealth going strong, which prevented any major push by the Ottomans into Europe. Morocco managing to thrive pretty well, Scotland still around, Naples in control of Italy and Venice taking over Austria. Japan is doing well colonizing into the mainland.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Před rokem

      blobby commonwealth happens often for me since Muscovy is becoming more and more underpowered, the merc nerf gave them a bit of breathing room but still they are fairly weak economically, not getting trade ideas is often a death sentence for the AI...
      Morocco can thrive if it can defeat Portugal early, which they didn't do here but Spain didn't feel like expanding...

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol Před rokem +24

    Good to see you back again!! 😄

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 Před rokem +58

    I see that the US might have taken the Munroe doctrine a little too seriously

  • @rygbytroll4513
    @rygbytroll4513 Před rokem +9

    Just imagine You are bengal soldier figthing 18th war with Timurids in nearly 1984's way for a little scrap of land

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 Před rokem +5

    if you had waited for another 10000 years, you would have gotten the very special....
    *THREE SICILIES*

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 Před rokem +9

    Illustration: Polish Space Marines vs Timourid Stormtroopers on the 983th battle of Novgorod.

  • @anigamer379
    @anigamer379 Před rokem +18

    So glad to see you back. Looking forward to whatever future content you have planned.

  • @Pribumi1
    @Pribumi1 Před rokem +82

    Ah yes Tonga, the most advanced city state there is

  • @Palasid11
    @Palasid11 Před rokem +17

    Man I missed these videos! Thanks for being back!

  • @VYKNIGHT
    @VYKNIGHT Před rokem +6

    return of the king

  • @wyattburke1837
    @wyattburke1837 Před rokem +19

    Monroe doctrine is beautiful

  • @Nimarioos
    @Nimarioos Před rokem +3

    Glad you are back! I hope there will be planty of new content!

  • @JustMe-yr5lw
    @JustMe-yr5lw Před rokem

    Missed the videos. Happy to see this at the top of my feed

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 Před rokem +1

    Glad to see u back in my feed, hoping for more 🥰

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 Před rokem +34

    First time i've ever seen the united states, brazil and peru happen, idk if this is because i have no dlc s but i not once have seen a colony gain independance in my 100 hours

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron Před rokem +13

      Yeah, DLC features like Support Independence really help.

    • @rey_8834
      @rey_8834 Před rokem +15

      @@MicaiahBaron also the fact that this game lasted super long, and the longer it goes on the more LD subjects get

    • @inferno38
      @inferno38 Před rokem +2

      I dont have any DLC to, but one time f*cking PARAGUAY had almost all of South America !

  • @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611

    Just binged your videos two weeks ago. Welcome back

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert Před rokem +8

    He's BACK! Let's go dude! I'd love to chat with you about some modding stuff.

  • @rangerknight4525
    @rangerknight4525 Před rokem +4

    Iceland: "If i'm quiet they won't know I exist"

  • @Hayles-oq3qm
    @Hayles-oq3qm Před rokem +3

    ah yes the nation of Bone 7:50

  • @rqche6689
    @rqche6689 Před rokem +5

    Saw that little sliver of South America while showcasing southern hemisphere and immediately knew who was #2

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin Před rokem +8

    the year is 8800, I grip my musket tightly as the hated Timurids once more assault my beloved Commonwealth of Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian peoples....

  • @paweszelag7969
    @paweszelag7969 Před rokem +4

    finally, PLC doesnt get eaten in mid 17 hundreds

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 Před rokem

    It's good to have you back 😊

  • @NeutroniummAlchemist
    @NeutroniummAlchemist Před rokem +2

    CZcams knew you'd be coming back, since I've suddenly been getting recommendations for this channel over the past few weeks. The algorithm can now predict the future.

  • @teeffw2776
    @teeffw2776 Před rokem +1

    The king returns 👑

  • @Foaklore
    @Foaklore Před rokem +9

    Why did Italy form the Two Sicillies?! xD

  • @ClUlM
    @ClUlM Před rokem

    The legend...is back!

  • @euversalis
    @euversalis Před rokem +6

    922M army lose 👀

  • @timothygallagher978
    @timothygallagher978 Před rokem

    Welcome back!!!!

  • @electrickeese236
    @electrickeese236 Před rokem

    YESSSSS u are back

  • @KingPongC327
    @KingPongC327 Před rokem +1

    “Oh, this is interesting, I should try thi- *potato computer explodes*

  • @dohnkey1222
    @dohnkey1222 Před rokem +1

    Everyone loves a good Timmy game

  • @Baculitess8008
    @Baculitess8008 Před rokem +14

    Ah yes, I remember the time Friesland colonized all of south America.

  • @toukoz5934
    @toukoz5934 Před rokem

    Welcome back :)

  • @martinus_mars
    @martinus_mars Před rokem

    I was waiting to see this! Saw that you had gone inactive, considered doing it myself...hahahah!

  • @morganholon2648
    @morganholon2648 Před rokem +2

    Love that an Emperor is called August XXXVIII and another one Tetabuxite III

  • @d_1_t887
    @d_1_t887 Před rokem

    LETS GO ANOTHER POST AFTER HOW LONG

  • @calebbowie8520
    @calebbowie8520 Před rokem +1

    the creek resistance was awesomw af

  • @tirangle4785
    @tirangle4785 Před rokem

    RETURN OF THE KING

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 Před rokem

    WOOO HES BACK

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 Před rokem +1

    Yooo, he's back

  • @viniquecursahistoira
    @viniquecursahistoira Před rokem +4

    I love how the balkans and anatolia just became romanian culture lol

  • @FlatlandsSurvivor
    @FlatlandsSurvivor Před rokem +3

    I know it was only for a moment when USA was young, but I don't think I have ever seen Illinois as a nation in this game.

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 Před rokem +1

    1:35 is pretty much as far in the future like we are from the perspective of the vikings.
    Time can be mind blowing.

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil Před rokem +3

    The old world apart from Europe is basically just a sunni Ocean
    And the new world is legit a protestant Ocean with all that deep blue

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher Před rokem

    you're alive!

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Před rokem +1

    Imagine a Warhammer-esque universe based off this timeline.

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol Před rokem +14

    Nice seeing Two-Sicilies pop up, and you got a lovely big USA! I faced similar issue with mine, A.I didn't really increase the size of its armies from about 1800 on, suppose we cant complain too much, its only designed to get to 1821!
    Had to go away and compare this to my own 10,000 year time-lapse (for anyone interested: czcams.com/video/5Yro-DdSTiE/video.html), interesting that in both of ours Tonga had the most development with Samoa 2nd! Army casualties are similar, to be expected give the same timespan, except my Ottoman who had went crazy and killed 1.18 Billion by attrition alone 😆

  • @Wiksteve
    @Wiksteve Před rokem +3

    Finally Poland can into space!

  • @rachelthesheep
    @rachelthesheep Před rokem

    Holy shit, been wondering where you were

  • @videocontraption6304
    @videocontraption6304 Před rokem +3

    BRO I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL TODAY BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS AND I WAS SAD YOU STTOPED POSTING AND THE YOU POST THIS!!!!!

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had

    The tongan-samoan hyper wars rage on

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Před rokem +3

    I guessed Ming would be #2 at the start lmao, also I think if the mughals formed they would've won, so close

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Před rokem +1

      Maybe, but Timmy was far weaker than he seemed. He held a lot of Tibet, Siberia, arabia, and Scandinavia. All mostly useless. He had Iraq, Iran, maybe Manchuria, maybe the caucus, that’s about all he had going for him.
      Commonwealth had the entire balkans, the best parts of the ottomans, the best parts of Russia, the best parts of Scandinavia, all of Eastern Europe, and United Germany.

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 Před rokem

    Seven Months, wow this must’ve taken a *long* time for CZcams to process

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had

    The glorious sight of the ai refusing to colonize Africa by all means

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 Před rokem +1

    the stars at night are big and bright _clap clap clap clap_ deep in the heart of British Mexico

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had

    The cursed Romanian anatolia

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 Před rokem +17

    man, hope you one day do this with timeline expanded starting at like 2000 B.C.

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 Před rokem

      There is no game for that

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 Před rokem

      @@notofficialpickles507 it’s a mod for eu4

    • @hrsmp
      @hrsmp Před rokem +8

      @@ysff0710 what mod? Extended timeline starts at 2 ad. I wish there were bc version.
      And other mods like Imperium Universalis change the map so there's no way to continue to normal game

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 Před rokem +1

      There is no way to do BCE times in EU4, it's just not possible due to how the game engine works

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Před rokem

      @@speedyx3493 I don't remember how timeline expanded handles dates, but you can start playing in the bronze age

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan Před rokem +1

    Love seeing what random culture dominates the new world: Frisian was unexpected until we saw the HRE History, then it made sense.

  • @mtiger1086
    @mtiger1086 Před rokem

    i like when you show litle odities like the mameluks

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 Před rokem +1

    no one is gonna talk about romanian ottomans?

  • @hawx00145
    @hawx00145 Před rokem +1

    MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0...
    Now no one can complain about our name...

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 Před rokem

    i've always like timurids more than the mughals but i cant contain myself from clicking the button!

  • @ratronald
    @ratronald Před rokem +1

    Can we see a game where all nations are hordes?

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 Před rokem +2

    Alright, say what you will about the Timurids, but they certainly fought for what they have. 922 *million* casualties? Yikes. Also funny to see that the huge United States still keeps forgetting to do something about Cuba... ;D

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 Před rokem

    That's one tall iceland if I've ever seen one

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions Před rokem

    Mega campaign going into stellaris💀

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka Před rokem +1

    Murrica go brr lol

  • @CatBoxLive
    @CatBoxLive Před měsícem

    This is the timeline I want to live in. Manifest destiny finally complete… im the Americas.. time to bring it to the rest!

  • @COLLAPSARQ
    @COLLAPSARQ Před 10 měsíci

    No one expected reborn of Novgorod in tenth millenium

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Před 9 měsíci

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @teki3680
    @teki3680 Před rokem +7

    Its sad that eu is just an map painter and countries can't broke in different kingdoms like in crusader kings.

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Před rokem

      Would be hard to implemant since its no longer the feodal age, you cant just break countries by having wrong succession right anymore though i suppose you could get the Vicky 2 "dismantle" options if the cores didnt vanish in a few hundred years

  • @themightyeagle21
    @themightyeagle21 Před rokem

    Bone

  • @ramp597
    @ramp597 Před rokem

    I didn't expect Delhi to last so long

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 Před rokem +1

    Man, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is seriously overpowered against Turkic cultures. No matter how OP they are, Europe was still defended.
    Props, guys. Kudos even.

  • @reentrysfs6317
    @reentrysfs6317 Před rokem

    Yes

  • @mr.jordan2905
    @mr.jordan2905 Před rokem

    ime Traveller breaks a branch.
    Time Traveller: Meh... It's Probably noth...
    HOLY ROMAN SOVIET REPUBLIC.

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 Před 11 měsíci

    I wouldn’t mind being Due Siciliano

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut Před 7 měsíci +1

    love that the Timurids owned most of eurasia, but couldn't form the Mughals cos they never got Delhi

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n Před rokem +1

    This game wasn't designed to go on this long. Cultures and religions 10000 years from now would be entirely unrecognizable. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Cult of the Holy Light, dedicated to worshiping photons.

  • @TwistySponge
    @TwistySponge Před rokem +1

    Ahh yes, the great continent of south USA

  • @glennemannen
    @glennemannen Před rokem

    Iceland chilling

  • @Lamp004
    @Lamp004 Před rokem

    i havent played EU4 in a long while, where u using mods for the 10,000 years run?

  • @Manuel1995BEL
    @Manuel1995BEL Před rokem

    Love to see South USA snd Africa

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 Před rokem

    95k troops on one small island classic mamluks move

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Před 9 měsíci

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @porimais3685
    @porimais3685 Před rokem

    Yeeeee

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify Před rokem +2

    United States of America literally became the United States of America 13:00

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms Před 9 měsíci

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @user-ng4sb5nl2o
    @user-ng4sb5nl2o Před rokem

    If it stopped 337 years earlier.

  • @dardade3277
    @dardade3277 Před rokem

    7:32 Ah yes, the Southern United States of America, the continent to the South Mexico and the Regular United States of America