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As a German, I must correct you. There is a single emotion capable to make a German laugh. It's Schadenfreude.
As a man raised by a German immigrant; Ja, mein Vater liebt diesen Scheiß(und Ich auch) lmao
Bless you
Yoo, love me some schadenfreude
Oh yeah, there’s an actual musical song all about explaining Schadenfreude!
On the other hand, we have Fremdschämen (which I do a lot while watching these videos).
If you're a vegan and won't feed your pets meat: get a rabbit! You can get them cat sized if you want, they can be very affectionate, and a vegan diet is perfect for them.
Well uh, I'd hope a vegan diet is perfect for rabbits...
as a meat eater with two bunnies i can confidently say they do not yearn the meat, but do yearn cuddles and snore
My family used to have rabbits, and one of them was definitely not a vegan. It tried to eat our chickens (AND OUR GUESTS!!!) multiple times and succeeded in ripping flesh off one chickens head before my parents dumped it in the woods out of fear. He's probably out there hunting foxes or something. RIP Raven.
Edit: it was violent and we couldn’t keep it because it was hurting other animals and people. Not Monty Python rabbit levels, but same vibe. My parents didn’t know it wouldn’t be able to survive in the wild, but honestly it could have very well done so because we kept them in our large backyard where they would dig tunnels all the time and forage through the ferns.
@@saffi_taffiAs a wise man once said: most herbivores are only as vegan as their dietary options.
I mean you are totally right, not disagreeing at all, but rabbits (especially hare) can be pretty aggressive animals too and will eat meat if given the chance, they can be rough .or
Why are so many of these “Is it okay that I psychologically abuse my child anytime they show even a glimmer of autonomy?”
I feel like I’m losing my grip on my sanity
Yeah my mom used to take away my bedroom door as a punishment. Always for really dumb things, too. Once, when I was 15, we got in an argument because I didn't do the dishes immediately when she asked me to because I was fcking exhausted, so I didn't get to have a bedroom door for 3 months. It took me years to realize how effed up the concept of "If my child has the audacity to argue with me, I take away their right to basic privacy" was.
Lucky bastard. Having sanity.
Because most quora posts aren't real, they pay ppl to create insane posts to draw attention to the site and get $$$
Dont worry too much about anything on quoura its incredibly unmoderated and will die in a few years to that fire lol
To be fair, if my husband got my daughter pregnant "freaking out" would be an extremely appropriate reaction.
Reading comments before I get to whatever inspired this and my brain is imploding
@@stampandscrap7494 it's as unhinged as it sounds 😬
I would flip a shirt and divorce and protective order would be made
I love deranged questions because that just means you can answer in even more deranged ways
That’s THE possibility to use your shower-answers, without being restrained by your social anxiety too much :D
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I have whole mental powerpoints of deranged answers if anyone ever asks deranged questions. I'm so prepared.
@@SpriteHallowssame
Wait ... Is your profile photo Nishinoya on a tutu?
I love the skydiving baby question. I brought it to church.
The consensus was:
"Hey, you know how you always said that there's no wrong way to share the Gospel? Well, we've found it. This is the wrong way."
Why are you skydiving with a baby? Why can it speak? Why can you HEAR it while skydiving? It must be possessed. By the time I landed, I'd be Father Karras, hat and all.
...Also, it's just an appeal to force. "Convert or I will drop this baby in the fire" ain't much different. "Convert or we kill you," etc. So no, even if you were skydiving with a christian baby and he spoke to you like that, it would be bad. And Jesus would disapprove.
I would just grab the baby and pull my chute, then make bank off a talking baby. Lol
Entertaining the strange premise for a second...
The baby not pulling it's parachute would be suicide, instant ticket to hell! How christian is this baby really?
I would probably lie about converting to save a baby from being tossed into a fire. If the baby is instead saying that they'll toss themselves if I don't, I'm gonna just laugh and watch (most likely)
@@mistahbeardo An excellent point!
If I were in this totally absolutely realistic situation, I'd probably say, "I'll tell you what kid... Since I'm an adult and you're a baby, I'm gonna just ignore your nonsense, deploy your parachute and save both our lives! You're welcome."
Some Christians just do not understand that not every belief system requires you to die before lying about your religious beliefs. I cannot imagine how sheltered you would have to be to write this question in earnest.
My son was conceived about two months after my husband and I both had COVID, and he definitely looks very Asian. My husband is Chinese, but after seeing this video I know that it's because we had COVID which has altered our DNA to become more Asian, thanks for a great educational video, Click!
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Got me in the first half ngl
Maybe if you let him catch German Measles, he’ll look more European.
This is everybody's weekly warning to read everything carefully. Because then there are things like this comment, which confuse you for a second and then hit you exactly in the crotch while playing the harmonica terribly.
It's China syndrome!
:P
As a British person, allow me to explain the accent thing. We have a switch on the back of our necks, when we are out in public we set the switch to "on". When we get home we switch it "off". There are four different versions, the "English Version", the "Scottish Version", the "Welsh Version" and the "Irish Version". We also have a tea-filled power pack embedded in our spinal cord that powers our "accent voice box". Hope this helps any people confused about the accents. You are welcome.
How do you refill the tea power pack? Or, is it self-recharging?
Can I drop off my unwanted teabags into these power packs to increase their strength? Is it socially acceptable?
@@33melonpaws77 I think it's filled with steeped, liquid tea, not just the leaves, but I might be wrong.
@@kyrahdragoness why would they drink so much tea if not to refill the tea power pack? That's how they keep it working. If you take away the tea from the british long enough they lose the accent completely until they refill.
Reminder for my fellow Brits to get a cup of tea if you're feeling your accent glitch out! I saw this and it reminded me of when I sounded normal at work, it was so embarrassing. I'd been in a rush and totally forgot to drink tea before I left the house.
'If a person catches Corona, then gets pregnant, will the baby look Asian?'
Depends if one of the parents was Asian. If yes, then chances are high.
I mean they might look mexicans since corona is a mexican beer
This is a joke by the way Just to be clear I know how babies are made
@@plantainsame2049 How is babby formed? How girl get pragnet?
I hope this is satire
@@CloverField83 am I pregante?
@@CloverField83am i pomegrante 😞
anyone who actually believes that a child should be paying "parenting fees" should contact a lawyer... because that lawyer will get so much money for the child because of how illegal that is.
It's so common too. A LOT of parents do this and claim they're teaching their kid how to be responsible and independent. Like no. That's not how you do that. And they don't owe crappola. You chose to have them, you are responsible for them. Kids don't owe their parents anything. If they are grateful and want to help out when they're grown, that's fine. But that's optional and they by no means have to do such a thing.
At this point I'm just wondering if these people already paid their own parents that kind of money back... but I'm sure they haven't and they won't... These types of people shouldn't be parents...
@@Larry_Stylinson if my parents tried that. I would counter sue with bill for emotional and physical damages.
I would load on my incurable genetic disorder because they made me with it.
I've seen that question a lot from a lot of different posters. I'm not sure if it's a troll question or not.
The sad thing is that there are probably real people who think this way. Poor kids.
A lawyer isn’t going to do much of anything in that situation. It’s a crime to neglect a child, but there’s nothing illegal about simply telling a child you want them to give you money. Parents of a minor have legal control of their childrens’ finances.
It could be used as justification if the child seeks an emancipation, but nobody is going to be getting money out of it.
Quora is notorious for bait questions, but honestly, the mom worried about creepers in Minecraft I totally believe lol.
IQ is also regarded as pseudoscience these days. There isn’t really a metric for measuring overall intelligence that has been approved by the current psychology community
Agreed. Afaik IQ is only pattern recognition and memory retainment. You know who else is great at pattern recognition? Autistic people. Not saying one always equals the other, but I fell through the system being labeled "gifted" when I should have had an autism evaluation.
I liked it when Adam Ruins Everything pointed out that IQ tests were made for little kids. So next time someone goes "my IQ is..." I feel like the proper response is, "So you didn't score perfect on a test made for kids?"
The first step would be defining intelligence, which no one has really been able to do in a concrete manner.
It's one of those things that *feels* simple and obvious when you say it, because everyone knows people that are smarter or dumber than one another, but falls apart if you try to examine the idea.
I think that saying IQ is a pseudoscience is potentially misleading (I study psych and neuroscience so this opinion is informed my my studies but please correct me if I get anything wrong).
IQ (usually referring to the same concept as general intelligence) is something that is still taught about and mentioned in universities, but not in the manner it is usually discussed in non-academic spaces. There is evidence that when we measure IQ we are measuring **something ** real. We know it has a heritability of 0.8 and can predict certain metrics like academic performance and job success for example.
To the best of my knowledge it is still being debated what general intelligence actually is (for example as @saraotto9593 said, some suggestions are factors affecting long and short term memory) and there are proposals for other ways of viewing intelligence like Gardner's theory. But the idea of general intelligence is still discussed. There are 2 parts of general intelligence: crystallized and fluid. Crystallized is all your knowledge and fluid is your ability to reason and manipulate information. What fluid intelligence actually is is debated and researched (I wrote an essay on it last sem). It might be working memory, ability to retrieve information from long term memory, and attentional control and stuff like that. And to the best of my knowledge, classic IQ tests are probably not great measures of general intelligence and have predictive power because they are measuring some mental abilities linked to intelligence like memory and verbal reasoning.
But my point is that the studies of general intelligence (which is usually referenced as IQ colloquially) are still pursued as lines of scientific inquiry, its just that we recognize more flaws with certain older theories and especially with classic IQ tests now.
there are more than one type of intelligence@@hmnhntr
Even if child predators did have higher IQs, it wouldn't matter because they are seriously harming a child. "I may have caused a child lifelong trauma but I am smarter than average" is not a valid excuse.
yeah, I'll be honest, if theres a correlation, i'll take having the IQ of a brick, thank you
Anyway, how smart could they be if they didn't have the intelligence to realize that doing _really bad things_ comes with consequences?
@@lazykbys Probably not very smart
If they make the conscious decision to prey on a child, then they are all seriously stupid. Therefore having a high IQ doesn't mean you'll use your head.
"smarter than average" but not smart enough to not be an absolute idiot. makes sense.
As a German, I can confirm that we don't laugh under any circumstances.
German humor is no laughing matter, from what I've heard.
Being German is serious business, apparently.
You both hit the nail on the head, I'd say.
As someone who grew up in germany and has a german mom, i can speak against this statement, even if it is likely a joke. She does laugh occasionally.
@@Kyrikrliy it was a joke. I even laughed when he read that.
as an American I can confirm, like three months ago Lays (yes the chip company) tried to sue a native farmer for growing the same potato's that are used to make Lays potato chips. yes, we live in a country where a mega corporation can sue small native farmers for growing food.
I no longer buy their chips for that reason. Well, that and they're too damn expensive.
In the US you can sue anyone for any reason.
Having any success with that is a completely different story - being laughed out of the court is a distinct possibility.
Lays should make silicon chips instead, then no potato farmer could get in their way …
That's fucked up
@@advorak8529 nope, genetics for crops are copyrightable. yes, its as dystopian as it sounds
thats why farmers in haiti (i think this is the right place?) burned all the seeds given to them as recourse after the earthquakes, because then it would absolutely ruin ALL of their farms
its also why you cant just grow your own seeds here in the usa, because if you grow them and sell the product, the seed could have been pollinated by a lays/monsanto crop and by proxy growing the plants without buying it from the company.
@@fordalelsso you’re saying it _may_ be illegal to *grow your own food* in the States? Growing *potatoes* so you can boil them, mash them, or put them in a stew can land you a court case?! *BECAUSE A BUG DECIDED TO DO BUG THINGS?!?!*
This doesn’t sound even remotely accurate. My heart goes out to the Americans reading this if it’s accurate, your country is well-beyond help. Even if it’s not true you still live in a hapless land, best of luck y’all.
24:00 While the question about the black cats is... questionable. Yes. Yes Europeans DID black cats dirty. As in cats in itself were considered creatures of Satan by the church and whenever something like famine or a plague ran through, they often hadn't anything better to do than to drown all the cats they could find - especially black ones.
You know... the cats, that hunted the pests that ... brought famine and disease... To cite Simon Whistler "The past was the worst." - to cite me, a bit of a history nerd and Larper: "The past is a nice place for a vacation - but you certainly don't want to live there."
actually, in the UK, black cats were considered to be good luck, and white cats were bad luck, it was swapped over when the superstitions entered the United States, so if anything (white) Americans did them dirty and are still doing them dirty, considering many black cats still get ditched by their owners and people are less likely to adopt black cats (I'll take all of them tbh, I love black cats)
I'd like to add that some animal shelters have even started to not let anyone adopt a black cat right before Halloween because there are still people now that literally adopt black cats to brutally k!ll and sacrifice them. So while yes, Europeans DID them dirty, especially during the witch hunting, some of them still ARE.
I have one black cat (I once had two, but sadly I had to give one away) and they are truly amazing. He's so cuddly and surely no bad luck. Sorry, I just wanted to talk about my cat 😂
@@michellekramer6494 Absolutely understandable. My cats are two unhinged floofballs which very likely could be Satans spawn. But I love them dearly.
What's funny is they had a cat shortage and made it worse which got more people sick
The Christian mom forbidding their kids from moving out til 25 and restricting practically everything is a sure fire way of having the son move out at 18 regardless of the rule as he'll be a legal adult and probably cut contact
Absolute cult like behaviour. Removing an adult's autonomy....
Unfortunately, that kid won't be ready for the world at age 18. Or 25 for that matter.
that depends, it can also lead to the risk of a "mini-me" situation where the child repeats the cycle of abuse if they're unable to develop any critical thinking skills and thus stick only to what they know, which is also not uncommon with these fundievangelical types - these controlling overbearing parents aren't created in a vacuum unfortunately
I hope hoe gets to move out soon. Adult life will be hard, but living with those kind of parents must suck so much
Yeah, I waited for a sentence like "How do I keep him from moving out and having no contact with us like his elder siblings did?"
Cant wait for this whole video to be "if evolution were not false"
Im only a few minutes into the video, and it better be.
Edit: it wasn't :(
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401That's we love watching these. And also... Shhh! Spoiler
Lol
If you don't want spoilers then why are you in the comments
Honestly I'm still stuck wondering if OP forgot the word "true".
5:36 If the doctor doesn't disarm you, the MRI machine would, possibly endangering lives and resulting in a _very_ expensive hospital bill.
I'm vegan. My cats are carnivores because they're cats. I couldn't imagine putting my babies lives in danger over my own dietary choices.
Yes, like they say that they love animals but then feed their cats vegan. Thank you for caring for your cat! If they want to feed their pets a vegan diet, they should get a vegan pet, like a rabbit.
as someone who officially has an iq of 130 (personally not convinced, but that's what came out in official testing lol) and went to a school for high iq kids: we're absolutely fucking stupid. we might have huge strengths in certain academic fields but when it comes to real life, we're basically adult toddlers. we tend to overthink stuff so much that we often miss the obvious and easy solution/answer. also high iq doesn't automatically make you super smart it varies in how it affects people a lot. i have a high iq and i'm an absolute idiot. flexing your iq is embarassing
This phenomenon is pretty common in children said to be gifted. Since you spend so much time coasting by on your natural talents, you never develop proper study skills. Eventually this catches up with you, and you start to fall behind. It can be particularly problematic when you get to university, where you're expected to know how to form study groups with other students. It's a lot like people who think they know everything, therefore they never have to listen to others, admit they are wrong, or change their beliefs based on new information.
Thank you for saying that. I wish more people could understand IQ is NOT a way to determine intelligence. (Intelligence in a global way)
@@akitokutikabanae7010IQ can absolutely measure intelligence. The problem is people don’t know what that means.
As someone who has also takes real IQ tests, it’s a measure of your thinking ability.
People can and WILL do stupid things if they don’t know/ are inexperienced.
IQ has multiple values for each subject, then are averaged (to put it simply.) You can be smarter in some subjects but suffer in others.
IQ is more a measure of your potential, but if you don’t use it, you won’t be smart.
@@Wolfie54545
IQ tests are pretty darn unreliable, though. They've been criticized for being biased, and also for having no real way to validate their results or even solidly explain what specifically they're measuring. All they can measure is how good someone is at taking that specific test.
IQ tests are a joke. Someone can read numerous books on gardening, how to grow certain things, find out several tips and tricks, but without the actual firsthand experience.... it's useless. Boasting your high IQ won't make that garden grow. 😂
as someone who's highly allergic to cats, and is dating a cat person, i can ASSURE you i would NEVER give them that ultimatum! i'll take allergy meds every day if i must, but i will not compromise our relationship over a pet, nor will i compromise that poor pet's family life by forcing them to be abandoned!
Same, my partner has always had cats. I get skin allergies to them, big, rupturing sores, occasionally. I like cats, and they like me. I wouldn't keep a pet greater than a mouse in the wall, if it were up to me. I knew entirely too many animal hoarders growing up. But it's the price of admission, so 🤷♂️
having a "safe room" for yourself in the house can help. If your partner doesn't consent to that, then I think that's grounds for proclaiming the pet owner problematic.
@@The1nvisibleJeevas that's also very smart, but sadly can only help so much, the best thing to do is to make sure to clean up cat hair often or have hairless cats in my case, because my allergies are related to the cat's saliva which is often on their fur since they clean themselves often, and that's what causes my allergies, but there have also been studies suggesting i could get used to the cats and maybe the allergy could tone itself down, which is what im hoping for as a best case scenario XD
@@julsdemers4740 that happened to me- pretty allergic to cats but ended up living with two (at different points). Got used to the first one in like 3 months, 2nd one took half a year. Currently fostering another cat and I barely react to him. So yes, best case scenario is that your body stops reacting to the kitty. Fingers crossed for you!
@@Varzio thank you! i hope it works for me! especially because cats seem to love me XD my distant family members have cats and the cats always come to me for cuddles XD
27:30 I have to wonder how strict that E rating is. Cause if it's strictly E, that poor kid can't even play Minecraft, which is at E10+, for kids aged 10 and older. Although, I suppose it's also considered violent, so that would go against another rule. So this 16 year old boy can't even play Minecraft. Poor kid.
Pokemon is another one that would fall under this ban. Nowadays it's e10+.
Yikes, that's something I didn't think of! Hopefully the parent doesn't know the differences or the kids can play any game with the letter "E" on it.
My mom is very religious and was quite strict on us when we were kids. Despite that she did give us more freedom than a lot of these other Christian parents, including many in her church.
We were able to play games that were a little violent, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Zelda, etc. But, this was back in the 90s so ratings weren't a thing and video games were still new and options were limited. She didn't allow us to play games like Mortal Kombat. Fortunately my siblings and I didn't like those kinds of games anyways.
22:20 this is a common issue with those who believe they are entitled to greater authority. They conflate the two definitions of respect - one being "to treat as a superior or authority figure" and the other "to treat with basic decency and dignity".
It's why the phrase "you respect me and I'll respect you" is so insidious: what it actually MEANS is "you treat me as an authority to be obeyed, and only then I'll treat you like a human being".
As a biologist, I am genuinely unable to watch these beginning questions without cringing so hard my eyeballs feel like they may just roll out of my skull and go on a 2 month vacation to the galapagos to destress.
As a hobby palaeontologist, I can feel your pain.
Another biologist here, I barely managed to sit through them. But I want to burn out my eardrums after this lmao
As the child of 2 biologists who has always been interested in biology, same.
Heck, I'm just a casual biology enjoyer, and they drove me nuts
Same! I even have a pet beagle named Darwin, who has been known to roll in poop and eat shoes, and I can honestly say he is smarter than the dullard who wrote those posts.
Fun animal fact: Killer whales are technically dolphins. Killer whales, or orcas, technically fall under the dolphin family, but that doesn’t mean killer whales aren’t whales! Animals in the dolphin family are part of the toothed whale suborder. Basically, all dolphins are whales, but not all whales are dolphins like killer whales are.
+INT
iirc, "killer whale" is a mistranslation of a name meaning "whale-killer"?
So dolphins are squares.
And Prince William is their leader, the Prince of Whales. This fact brought to you by 'Dumb things an American said.'
@@UltimatePerfection
Yes!
“We’re talking about how lesbians can’t eat vegetables! This is serious science.”
-The Click, 2024
My personal rule is that if anyone ever puts me in an ultimatum, I am picking whatever is AGAINST the person putting me in an ultimatum. The mere fact that they put you in a situation like that means they don't have enough respect for you to have a proper conversation and come to a proper solution together. Even if they were highly allergic to cats, going "it's me or them" is completely unacceptable and unreasonable. Having a stance and issues with something doesn't make you the bad guy, but forcing an ultimatum on the other person absolutely does. We are humans. We are a largely intelligent species, we are innovative, whatever the issue there is a solution just around the corner. Turning to face the wall in stubborness helps no one.
the way they go after darwin instead of the actual ideas behind evolution says a lot about how they see the process of gaining knowledge. for them, it comes from a person, a leader, not investigation and evidence and experimentation.
They also see evolution as if it is a religion
@@chrisinnes2128 yeah, true. it's interesting how that betray's their true feelings about the baseline value of presuppositional religious beliefs when compared to something that can by fully demonstrated.
They know that faith is not a reliable path to truth, so they defend their own flawed faith-based beliefs by accusing others of also having a equally flawed beliefs. it's very much the same thing idea as going after darwin in response to someone going after jesus.
the whole 'if evolution were not false' thing is literally my weird anti-evolution science teacher, which i had throughout all of middle school
an anti-science science teacher. im sorry, and that middle school is suspect for hiring and keeping that person if they knew.
Ok boomer
What science did they teach?
Why the hell would they hire a person who denies science to teach science
@@Taylor-kd9ld it wasn't really anything specific, we went through different topics one by one throughout all 3 years, but before doing evolution he did a speech saying that he *had* to teach us evolution even if he didn't believe in it. it was very strange
For those wondering about that owl that apparently sounds like “SPATULA”: it’s probably a Great Horned Owl, though I myself have a hard time hearing where that description came from.
38:03 Please, I now need to know what kind of owl sounds like a crazy person shouting "SPATULA!" 🤔
Same
I'm also very curious to know what kind of wild bird that could make a call that sounds like the word "spatula". I know there are so many different species of birds all around the world and we don't know where the OP lives. But I do know birds like parrots and cockatoos can mimic human words as well as carry on actual conversations. Sometimes domesticated ones get out by mistake and can get lost. Maybe that's what they were hearing.
Where I live, the only two wild birds that I can think of that may come close are either mockingbirds or whippoorwills. Mockingbirds mimics all kinds of sounds. Sirens, car alarms, crosswalk signals, other animal and bird noises, etc. I don't know if they can mimic human words though. Whippoorwills' calls are three syllables usually. But I can't imagine someone confusing their call with the word "spatula".
@@dragonfliesnh4204 Great tits kinda sound like they say something close to the danish word for Peek-a-boo "Tittebøh", so it could be like that. Great tits go something like "Buh tit-buh tit-buh tit"
It's a very recognisable call in Spring and Summer, on top of being surprisingly loud for such a little creature
But yeah, without knowing where they are from that doesn't help at all; there are many species of owls, assuming that they are even correct about it being an owl, and having to listen to all their calls to narrow it down would take a long time
@@rookideetrainer1635 if it was in my area, no owls sounds like that. You're right, they might not know whether it's an owl or not
@@rookideetrainer1635 I don't know if I'll ever stop laughing over someone deciding to name some birds Tits. 😂
A person threatening to harm themselves inorder to force someone else to do something is coercion. If you are being coerced then lying to them is perfectly moral.
They taught us something similar in a Uni class last year: if a person is threatening to commit suicide, homicide, or coercion, using lies, threats, and guilt-tripping isn't unmoral. I agree with you whole heartedly.
*Angry Kantian noises*
I think the world is better off without that particularly talking baby. They sound like a total knob.
I love that Click was negotiating with a cat for content in exchange for pats.
But ultimately, all we got was a view of its retreating rear end. Though it was a _good_ view, mind you. :D
Negotiate with cat=lose.
Bribe cat=higher demand s
Give cat anything it wants = SUCCESS (for all)
I want to see the cat guest-host an episode of The Click.
@@dougmarshall1267I'd absolutely watch a cat cam episode with either only the cat cam or an empty chair or cat in the chair and a topic a cat would pick. Plus it'd mean we'd get to hear him do a cat voice to seem like the cat is talking, which would be so funny...
The kid who got punished for ordering at a restaurant baffles me -
I was super shy/awkward as a child so my parents kept doing the opposite, they'd tell me to order, and then when the waiter got to me I'd just stare at my parents and they'd say it instead because I was way too socially awkward to order myself. It worked eventually though, I do order things myself now
This. I went through the same situation over and over. I had to get over it once I started college, since I was alone in another city and there was no one to order MacDonald's for me. I'm a walking around buying things master now. Still shy about trying to get the waiter's attention at restaurants though.
My parents had me say things, though for slightly different reason and at younger age. I was smart and eloquent, but shy with strangers, I also stuttered a fair bit - strangers or not. I was going to speech therapist, took a couple years to train up my tongue to not fuck about. I was obsessed with carrot juice, and as I learned later, therapist recommended this whole action fairly early in my therapy.
My parents would give me money and stood behind me, and all I had to do was just to say hello, what juice I wanted and 'please'. They even told me - much later - that they asked juice lady (it was her own stall, she always ran it) to be friendly and to not get annoyed with my stutter, and juice lady was happy to participate in shenanigans. They literally set up a whole show just to get me through it, they also practised juice purchase lines with me at first to give me more confidence. I was 5-6 years old during carrot juice era, they went above and beyond to help me in a healthy and constructive way.
The juice story needed 3 retakes before I finally managed to say my piece, as I was blanking and clogging up at first so my parents would take over when they saw it was too much for me. When I succeeded on my fourth attempt, my parents were so pumped they gave me more money and told me to get 3 juices, 2 for them and and extra one for me. This was like the best reward for a 6 year old me. That being said, I'm now in awe how easy it was to buy me with carrot juice, smh, smh.
I became an expert in carrot juice purchases in a couple weeks. I'd tell juice lady stuff from my life, what did I learn, etc, something that would have never happened before. My parents got me to ask for more and more stuff with different vendors/places, or to even tell things in my own words when I was at the doctors etc. Supportive with a bit of handholding, praising me for successes, while giving encouragement and advice when things didn't go so great.
I am an introvert, I'm never fully comfortable with strangers, but I can easily manage if I want to. I'm 37 now, fully grown adult, my parents did an awesome job. Special shoutout to juice lady who selflessly helped out, and then became one of the first strangers that I really liked and felt comfortable with.
TL;DR: I became more confident and less shy because apparently my 6 year old self would climb the highest mountains for carrot juice.
21:43 By realizing that, as a cashier, you both work jobs that don't pay as much as they should, and thus ARE equals. Treat your coworkers with respect, and as equals, regardless of age, race, or anything else like that. A job is much easier if you have people willing to help you with it, and for people to want to help you with it, you need to have a good work relationship with them.
"Workers of the globe unite!
The only thing you have to lose are your chains!"
fun fact, the Hindu holy text actually contains a discussion about the concept of evolution.
Meaning that this was a thing that people have been aware of much longer than Charles Darwin's existance.
plus i think some greek philosopher had some similar ideas as well, nothing fully cooked, but a spark was there. That question was just so wrong, they don't even know when their holy book was compiled. The fact that the entire second testament of the bible didn't exist before Jesus' crucifixion completely escaped them. Like 2000 years ago their messiah was 23, he was at least a decade out from even being crucified, heck he might not even been a rabbi yet.
I can't believe that Charles Darwin went back in time and shared his findings with Hindus /j
That makes sence, considering how long selective breeding of plants and animals (which is basically just human-controlled evolution) has been practiced.
@@willowarkan2263for some reason people seem to think we was super young when that all happened.
@@insertianameia2224 which is weird, as far as i remember he worked as a carpenter for quite some time, as it was his family's trade and eventually travelled and at some point became a rabbi.
How to punish the 18 YO who refuses to pay parenting fees?
Sue him trough the official channels and see how that goes.
Just enjoy your time alone in the nursing home wondering why your child hasn't spoken to them in decades.
Honestly, I'd like to see how that goes. Like, almost willing to pay to see how that goes. And maybe take bets whether the judge facepalms first or laughs first.
The only time either of my sons did not have a door to their bedroom was when they kicked ir punched a hole in it and it was essentially nonfunctional as a door anyway. Then they had to either go mow or shovel for neighbors, ir perform chores until they earned money enough to replace the door. And then they got a crash course in carpentry and hanging doors. Once per son was more than enough to keep the doors intact.
At least your sons learned their lesson, hopefully they didn't smash the doors again. You have my respect.
"so either way if youre in America you get sued?"
YES! he finally gets it! 🤣😅
Anyone can sue anyone for anything in America. I can sue you for not giving me a million dollars.
My fear about deranged questions is the fact someone even more deranged than the person asking the question is teaching people these concepts
It's just CZcamsr young earth creationists like Ray'n'Kirk, Matt Powell, James Tour, etc etc.
There's a lot of overlap with YEC and flat earth, believe it or not 😂 and DO NOT get me started on Spirit Science, CC, and Barnabas Nagy. (Don't watch their crap, hateviews are still views)
Reminds me of the pastor who was going on about how he “learned how to logic” and “we live in a school[?!] where everything is just fill in the blank, fill in the blank”.
@@Nope148Does that count downloading remotely, or watching someone else do a reaction?
35:40 For anyone who is confused, the country came first.
I can’t think of a reasonable self-defense case for forced-coupling with a home invader. Like, I’m having trouble thinking of non-supernatural reasons that might make it necessary. It would put you at even GREATER risk of attack, and no jury is going to accept “my client believed the attacker to be an incubus so he HAD to [CENSORED]” as an excuse.
6:00 there actually was a case of that. A guy brought a gun in when his grandma was going through an MRI scan, and because of the strong magnetic field the gun accidentally fired and killed him. There is a reason you absolutely should not take guns into MRI scans
There was also a woman who got shot in the butt after going into an MRI with a concealed gun.
I'd start by don't have a gun, but, eh. People and their toys
Something I find a little bit amusing, but mostly just kind of sad... is that at least one of the cases had a lawyer's gun discharging.
So, while the law does afford you that freedom, common sense would still indicate that you should avoid doing so if you don't want things going horribly wrong.
He wouldn't have been in the room when the mri was in use.
@@lyregal5that is more likely than the main post
If I ever found myself skydiving with a talking, christian baby, I would try to wake up, because that would have to be some kind of nightmare.
21:08 as a british person i can confirm that when we get home we talk in Americanlisheese
Blimey guv'nor, we aren't s'posed to tell em!
@@beardedbear9901 i do apologize my good sir
14:40 ugh my mom did this when I was a teen, just ended up making a door with a sheet and pushpins
To answer the diet question; NO never put a kid on a strict diet! Kids should not be taught to be ashamed of their bodies or the food that they eat. What parents should do is model good eating habits and make sure the food kids have access to are nutritious and satisfying. There is a book called “Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program that Works” that has a lot of great tools for helping people heal their relationship with food and also has advice on how to set kids up for success.
My aunt told my parents the other day that if they're mad about the kids eating so much junk food, they should stop buying it so they're forced to get healthier snacks when bored. You know. Very basic advice.
...They were badmouthing her on the way back home 🤦
@@naolucillerandom5280 yeah common sense is not always so common.
I wouldn't say "never", as sometimes strict diets are a medical thing, but beyond that, I agree.
never put a kid on a strict diet!*
*Other health issues not included in this claim
lol, probably follow a diet plan with allergies, diabetes, or anything cause unusual apatite. Obviously, people.
@@naolucillerandom5280 sounds like your parents suck
20:29 Honestly they're lucky he doesn't sue them, because I am 100% sure that charging rent for your child who is still young enough that you are legally responsible for them is _absolutely_ illegal.
Damn I wish I knew that lol, lost 13k to my mom from that
@@tamrialessue her
I wonder where he gets the money from, though...hmmm, his parents, maybe?
@@francelaferriere6106 : Doubtful. Old enough to legally work and earn money and young enough that your parents are still responsible for you are not mutually exclusive.
6:50 "going ham on their hams" is the best worst thing i've heard this week
13:50 IQ don't mean wisdom nor intelligence
It's just the ability to recognize patterns
Exactly, the IQ test was invented by a eugenicist to try and prove that some people are born superior to others. But they really just made a pattern recognition test lol
“There is no such thing as a stupid question”
Quora: Exists
22:25 A Venn diagram with one circle representing people that expect automatic respect based solely on their age, and another circle representing people that constantly express their disdain for "participation trophies" would overlap like a stack of pancakes.
Concentric circles indeed😂
This comment is a work of art.
Oh and the people who bought the precipitation trophy
oh, those iq tests with paywalled features are actual iq tests: everyone who falls for it, failed it
12:16 I barely eat meat, but I give my dog meat. He get vegetarian chewsticks though, but only because he has an incredibly sensitive stomach.. otherwise I'd give him real meaty chewbones.
"What could possibly go wrong with taking a gun into an MRI?" A Brazilian guy found out last year.
I'm German and almost smiled at the last question, but luckily I could repress that urge.
Finn here approves 😐
Good, as it is known, if we germans smile we officially get rejected by our country and will be deported to france.
As another German, well done or we would have had to throw you out. Can't allow that level of unruliness here.
Bin stolz auf dich :)
Hi Finn 😐 we seem to have something in common then 😐
11:44 OH MY GOD
NOT ALL VEGANS ARE LIKE THAT I SWEAR
Black cats were seen as bad luck in medieval times. There were cases (and drawings) of them putting cats on trial for witchcraft. They would also torture them. There is description of torture via putting two cats in a bag and tying it up and striking it to get the cats to bite and claw each other as they try to escape.
I pretty sure in some places they can’t sell black cats at pet stores because people buy them to kill or “sacrifice” them.
Yeah... Christians are sick, man...
@@lotsofpeople8503 - I have heard of some places not selling black cats but its around Halloween, for that reason. They would sell black cats test of the year.
@@lotsofpeople8503 Some places stop every year a month or two before Halloween *smh*
Iirc, they'd also put the blame for the plague first on the cats' flees initially, and made it all worse by *getting rid* of them
So happy that Click finally finished his PhD in social media (Reddit-focused study for 3-4 years… The timeline checks out)😂🎉 Does that mean we get to have more Click academy in 2023?
2024. Great, give me two months until I get the year right… Happy 2024 everyone!
2023…
2023? Definitely. 2024? Probably...
Imagine the thesis topic!
@@redelfshotthefood8213 „The impact of main character syndrome on the prevalence of insane parents in the anglophone world population“ Or „on the mystical existence of furries: whatever those are“
34:57 I've heard of people getting upset about the "N word" on a bottle of Gato Negro wine. That's... just Black Cat in Spanish...
Correction: you've heard Americans get upset about this...
I've never known such a confused people as some Americans can be, no that ain't propper English but screw it.
23:26 I can’t imagine she’d actually get in trouble for it, but I suppose it’s littering on someone else’s property? Like once she leaves the necklace on the neighbors statue, she basically left trash in their yard?
7:50 If a parachuting baby started talking and threatening self-harm unless you accept it's god? That baby is possessed by a demon or an evil god.
A muslim friend told me that Islam is true because when their prophet was born he could immediately talk and proclaim the will of Allah and another friend told him
"If you seriously think they wouldn't have taken the speaking newborn and thrown him against a wall for being a demon, i don't know what to tell you"
It's a common misconception that humans evolved from chimps, we really had a common ancestor and we split off eons ago.
Well most of us...
People think we evolved from apes but in reality we are apes, the fifth ape on the group. We share recent common ancestor and we are closer to chimpanzees thar the other apes if i am not mistaken.
24:55 I remember once during a parade one church was shouting at people and shoving a camera in people's faces and the other church was handing out waters.
9:00 you’re parachuting with a talking baby? This is an acid trip! 😂😂😂
Dude the Christian household one with the video games was exactly how I was raised... yes it's very cultish... and yes I've escaped. I'm low contact with my homophobic/transphobic mom as a result and my dad (who was the "Man of the house" and once chased me down with a belt to spank me as a teenager) passed away in 2007. I wasn't allowed to listen to anything non-Christian music wise (with exceptions for classical stuff) and was homeschooled to keep me away from those "secular teachings". I went away to college and slowly deconverted from the good girl Christian to trans gay atheist witch they always warned you about LOL. I'm 36 now and just now learning to be happy in my own skin... culty behavior is nasty and traumatic!
Glad you got out, sorry you had to suffer it to start with.
Horrific!
I hope you get happy.
I know how it feels. My father also has that “House Overlord” mindset and chased me with a belt when I was 9 (?) for forgetting to take his food out of the microwave and when I was 12 for changing the channel (from a kids’ channel that I didn’t like to a channel everyone liked).
As for the religion, I’d remember daydreams of being judged by God and classmates who (I believed) hated me for being “weird”.
I’m a closeted genderfluid person, and I hate how they hold my financial support over my head, as long as I do what they say and not mention my (actual) sexuality or gender identity. As quoted by my mother, I was “raised to be a straight woman”, but what should it matter if I’m not straight or a woman? and that’s when the comparisons to drug addicts and homeless people came up 😬 needless to say, i’d rather be on the drug addicts’ and homeless people’s (who, in the US, were usually screwed up by the system) side, so I became AnCom. All of this is hidden from them, but I really wish I could just be myself without being bound 😞
If you spent your entire adult life rebelling against your mother and are "just now learning to be happy", you're still rebelling against your mother and not actually looking for what makes you happy but what makes her angry. Congratulations on achieving a lifestyle in direct opposition to your mother's beliefs, have you gotten back at her for all the hurtful things she made you experience as a child? 18 years under her as a child, 18 years against her as an adult; isn't it beyond time to let it go?
There was a man in Brazil who brought a gun into an MRI. The gun went off and shot him in the stomach. He did not make it. He was not the patient his mom was.
🤦🤦
He wasn't just stupid enough to take a gun to the mri, he had it loaded and ready to shot... that's a whole new level of stupidity...
There once was a man from Brazil
He dreamed he was shot for the kill
Then with a fright, during an MRI
He found that his dream had come true
Lmao
29:10
is nobody going to talk about how the light glowing in the doorway was shut away on the cut after Click started emphasizing locking kids in the basement?
nevermind it was probably the cat
35:45 Yes, there is a country named after the US town called Scotland.
Did you know that York is named after New York
@@Cutielove9770 Whole bunch of other places in the UK named after cities and towns in Massachusetts too
That one with the manager talking about earning his employees' respect and how they know how to do their jobs better than he does is something my boss REALLY needs to fucking learning
There is actually a market for parasite eggs that are very popular for dieting, especially in Asia. If I remember correctly, tapeworm eggs are the most popular, but many who buy the parasites are also unaware of the dangers. I have actually had a few conversations with my friends here in China that left me speechless for a moment before trying my hardest to show them evidence of how bad it is.
🤢🤮🤮🤮
There's a market for anything. It's called black market. It's still not legal.
38:25 google says its Sandstorm by Darude
very sneaky i see
12:55
It is actually pretty common for criminals that do planned crimes to have relatively high IQ, sort of like how psychopaths have high IQ. They know they are bad people, they know what they're doing and therefore plan ahead to not get caught. Of course that doesn't really work, and they're appearently not smat enough to just, you know, NOT DO THE FRICKING CRIME. But in general, criminals that do planned crimes do have a relatively high average IQ. Although the IQ system is obviously flawed and doesn't speak for genuine intelligence, but still pretty interesting
Psychopaths don’t have higher IQs than the average person, that’s just in movies.
New drinking game: take a shot every time a post says "if evolution were not false"
Uff I felt this sentence in my liver
LoL good luck with that alcohol poisoning
That's a disaster waiting to happen
My GERD is gonna have me vomiting up my liver, so bye all! 💀
I would rather not die of alcohol poisoning, thanks
Damn, Click's made a video everyday this year. Really respect the new work ethic.
A true legend 👑
IT’S TRULY MAGNIFICENT
That's pretty impressive
fun fact: each video this year was at least 41 minutes and 30 seconds. He must be very proud 👏
Aaaah the luxuries of having had a door as a kid/teen, am I right? Mine and my brothers' even had locks inside if we wanted extra privacy! Seriously though, wth. Give that poor girl a door for crying out loud...
36:08 Wow, this is a loaded question. First up: Yes. Parents do not beat their children, even when they literally ask for it. Second up: No child would so readily admit their kinks to their parents. Third: When we say child, are we referring to teenagers? Because, if not, the only other option is children way too young to know their kinks, and thus would be even less likely to admit their kinks to their parents. And finally, are you okay in the head? I don't think you are okay in the head.
I worked in MRI for years (fortunately not in the US), I heard so many horror stories from American colleagues of people being shot by their own guns (sometimes fatally) 🤦🏻♀️
"I'm so afraid of my doctor, that I _have_ to bring a gun. He might try to kill me by injecting a vaccine." #Afraid4MyLife
Do these people not know what the M in MRI means or something?
yep@@maxwellkagel7198
@@maxwellkagel7198 honestly, probably not. I'm always surprised how people don't try to know anything about their health, medical procedures they're having, or how some of the tests (like mri) work. Imaging techs have always seemed pleasantly surprised when I ask questions and am curious about what things are and how they work. Kind of a sad indictment on the general education level and curiosity of many Americans 🫤
@@maxwellkagel7198 Dumb people with guns are half the reason people don't want anyone having guns, which is unfortunate because that's like one of the only notable things I remember about US culture.
I've read about a case where a lawyer did bring a gun into the MRI room, and he did get shot by it. He never did sue anyone, though, but that's because he died.
I saw this post as well, and hard laughed at the stupidity. Iirc this happend in Brazil
If you're talking about the case I'm thinking about, it's absolutely funny. Because the entire point was that you couldn't kill someone with that gun, lol
15:55 Unless he's allergic, divorce him. If he's allergic, try to choose. I won't be mad either way, because in one case, you're staying with a man who makes you happy, and you're protecting him from death by allergy to fluffball, an unfortunate demise, while in the other case, you stay with your best friend, the animal who got you through so much for the last twelve years. But still, if he's not allergic, divorce him. If he has no health-based reason to give this ultimatum, that isn't a healthy relationship, as he likely feel jealous of the attention you give your cat, and may try to make you cut out your friends, too. This advice goes to anyone reading this comment.
The kid with the cult family will move out the second he's legally permitted to and never speak to his family again. Of this, I'm certain.
Maybe even earlier… if he runs away or emancipates himself if possible in his country/state
Ah yes, Quora. When you are too normie for Reddit and you don't expect real answers. Case and point: "Pregananat, Pregut, luigiboard"
Luigi time!
Bone apple tea...
@@TeslaRangerNY Nope. I exactly typed it out how those posts are
I love the insane misspellings of "pregnant". My personal favorite is probably "pomegranate". 😂
@@lydieraynwhat is luigiboard a misspelling of?
I love click's mic because if the posts make me loose hope in humanity i can just look at those slightly disappointed googly eyes for comfort
Lol yea
I just looked at the mic for the first time and noticed that not only does it have googly eyes, but also a mustache. beautiful.😊
I'm going to start doing this. Thank you for teaching me your ways, kind stranger!
I just wish he would acknowledge the mic as an individual. He's had conversations with his googly-eyed _hand,_ for goodness' sake.
I recently read an article where about a year back someone took a gun into the MRI machine and shot themselves in their bum, but there wasn't any mention about a lawsuit. This happened in USA and they did write in a questionaire that they didn't have a gun on them for the procedure so that might hinder them from suing.
19:20
The best way to answer the question about weight or hard drive with or without data is an analogy.
Imagine a book. It has decent weight to it, doesn't it?
Now imagine the same book - same cover materials, same paper, same number of pages but all pages are blank. How much does it weight?
Technically the filled book will be a bit heavier due to ink used to print. But the amount added is wildly insignificant compared to the weight of the blank book. So they basically weigh the same.
Self defense must be an imminent threat. In that, it must only be used to stop a situation that is happening or reasonably about to happen. If you've gotten to the point of being capable of R-ing the intruder, you're neutralized the threat; you are now the threat, and they can use lethal force as R is classed as 'grievous bodily harm' under the law in most jurisdictions, and committing a crime does not remove the right to self defense.
TL;DR: No.
My son's name is Darwin, so found the first one very funny.
I don't know anyone named Adam, but know two called Darwin. Yay, evolution proofed :)
4:31 when I was like 6-7 I went to vacation bible school. VBS. And one of the preachers dressed like a scientist with the name Dr. KnowItAll. And he was “a dumb evolutionist” and I asked him a lot of these questions and I think he got sick of me. But I think me asking questions like that lead to a genuine curiosity and now I believe that God created everything, including evolution.
30:20 that question was written by Kris or Susie from Deltarune
They got moss and mold mixed up 😞
Gotta love Simba just interrupting Click with cat business. 😂
The one with the 17 year old daughter getting pregnant by her father is fake because I've seen it before and someone answered it after looking at countless other contradictory fake questions made by the same account 😂
Lol. Trolls on these kinds of sites can be funny
Yeah I also recognize the "I'm na 68 year old man and an 18 year old coworker is treating me like an equal" one, I saw it a couple years ago, was going to leave an angry reply, but I looked at his page and his other questions were claiming to be varying ages and careers and just all rage bait. I recognize most of these as popping up on my Quora, I stopped using it because almost every question is totally fake troll posts.
Might be bait, sure, but you just know, with the way the world is, that someone, somewhere, is dealing with that exact situation. I prefer to err on the side of compassion in those cases, because it just might be real.
As a previous vegan, my cat and dog always had a meat based kibble that is more sustainably farmed than normal kibble. And then cut down on some meat by giving them vegetarian treats (like catnip and wheatgrass for the kitty). Take care of your pets. Or get a vegan pet like a rabbit cause dang
30:00 The click says Whistle like “wizzle”, new cuteness unlocked!
19:48 "I'm like 50% sure this is satire..."
Pretty much sums up the Quora experience.
Quora: the website for evangelicals with a 2nd grade reading comprehension level to ask questions, and the people reading the questions want to set themselves on fire.
20:48 ive heard of parents "charging rent" out of allowance to teach budgeting. They put the money into savings for when the kids are older. I've also seen having teenagers budget for meals and such (while making sure there's edible food in the house, of course)
That story, however, is insanity
That sounds smart and nothing like my parents. My Nana got us bonds every Christmas from birth to when she passed away. They were supposed to be a little money to get us started with the things we'd need for college. My mom spent all of mine on my brother for gifts. She never lacked in money had a high paying job and got expensive gifts for my brother all the time including my birthday. My dad who is not my brother's dad paid child support and bought most of my things on top of that and paid for any trips I went on. My mom spent all the child support on my brother and herself and my brother's dad. I was responsible for cleaning most of the cooking, when I went on camping trips with my dad and his wife I'd come home to rotting food on dirty dishes in the sink (we had a dishwasher), trash would be all over the floor, piles of dirty clothes, empty cola cans all over the place. My mom kicked me out a week after my 18 birthday, I was still in highschool, my dad took me in and I finished high school living with him and his wife went mental and ran home to live with her dad during part of this. Later my dad went super controlling and I had to leave in a rush because he wanted to take away my means of transportation and have me take care of his home in exchange for living there. So good parents are not what I had
The click is like a barn cat, he shows up every once in a while and makes everyone happy then leaves
As a British person, I can indeed confirm that we all lose our 'British' accent when alone (or with close family) at home. Our real accent sounds a little like clipped Spanglish spoken under water. But this is a fact that all native British people are sworn to keep secret, or face charges for treason, which will result in a very public beheading ... Yikes 😬
As a fellow British person, please don't spill our secrets XD
@@ballorawan7672 Oops! 😆
@@singingsam40 🤫🤫🤫
Beheader drones know your location
Me (british) on my way to tell the king