Canada's Worst | 5 Days With Piques
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2017
- For the past four years, Piques has been terrorizing the eyes and ears of millions of people across the world with his obnoxious brand of comedy. Despite the valiant effort of a few brave internet warriors, no one has been able to stop this monster. Today, we take a closer look at Canada's worst comedian.
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if you read this much of the description go ahead and comment "i actually like pique he make my laugh" - Komedie
Piques is actually very progressive-you see, he’s subverting the stereotype that Canadians are nice and polite.
unless he's from anywhere in quebec.
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie...
yup
@@thanaGogical 😂👏
@@thanaGogical I lived in Quebec for 4 years and you’re not wrong
never understood why everyone always hates on piques. he's always made me feel so fortunate to have an average iQ
Cole Hersch good point
holy crap it's Cole Hersch, I love your comedy
love you cole
Cole Hersch its the simple fact that he steals other people's content and is completely unoriginal
Parker Lincoln no shit
Old drew is a treasure. He’s so angry lol. I wish that drew would reprise the five days with concept, but who would be worthy?
andrew tate
The Paul Brothers?
@@bgray2004 it would make for a very long video now :')
@@bgray2004 Please no...
That dingus already has way too much attention and I don't want to see Drew's channel soiled with his presence.
I'm also pretty sure that everything that _can_ be said about Tate, has already been said.
@@BodomsScythe If you're worried about the channel being "soiled" you'd be 4 years too late. He's been in the thumbnail of "The Dumbest Stuff I've Seen This Month" since release. That being said: there's nothing else to ad. Drew would be repeating the video about pickup artists and then some. Shocker! He's completely delusional! Who would've guessed!
"Too dumb to use a semicolon" is perhaps the most devastating insult of all time. It's been 5 years and I bet Piques still hasn't recovered from this, and he probably never will.
does anyone really know how to use a semi colon? ;)
@@cleo5090yes; the smarter people do
i like to imagine all members of the piques household call each other piques
Ryan Parker No, they speak using only the word piques, like Pokémon
PIQA??¿¿¿
Sabina I shit myself at that.
I’ve been avoiding this video because I thought you actually hung out with piques and I couldn’t handle watching that.
wtf.alexis same
Yup
literal absolute same
this is so sad alexis play despacito
Me too
6:30 you can see a spot of fog in the mirror which means that drew filmed himself kissing the mirror but he wasn’t satisfied with it so he retook it. Which is funny to me
Incredible! Thank you for bringing our attention to this
No idea who Piques is, but I'm living for this sassy 2017 Drew.
Same 😌
ikr rip sassy drew
My font comic favorite is sans
Drew Gooden how does this have no likes
😩😩😩😩
I also like revisiting videos
Drew Gooden GET MORE FAMEUS.
By making more videos. Because inevitably, you will have millions of subs. IT MUST BE DONE.
Honestly, the stuff you put on that background screen just makes my day. Thank you
Drew, on some real shit right now, don't stop making content. Your humor from Vine pleasantly carried over to your CZcams, Twitter, etc. You can't say that for a lot of past Viners. I'm only halfway through the damn video, but this is a great balance between entertaining criticism and genuine critique on Piques, his persona and the genre of 'comedy' him and many other Viners have fallen into.
damn this was a crossover i never knew i needed
GG YOOO
True
Wow, you were watching Drew before I was. Coolest, weirdest crossover.
we almost have the same name
The running out of toilet paper joke was ahead of its time
too soon
So true 😷😷😷
😭😭😭
@Toni London me neither
Pfft-
you know i really wish drew would make another "5 days with" video, it's actually a really sick idea
It's his version of content cop, I'm here for it
@@PerkSystem You can tell he took inspiration from it too
@@gibustheinfamous In what way? I think you are just saying that.
You should collab with Cody Ko and talk about these kind of people
Zachary Lerner 100% agreed
Zachary Lerner that's what I was thinking
Zachary Lerner two guys who can actually make me laugh. Idk if I could handle it
+Zachary Lerner That would be great
bionicpig would be a better collab. I like cody Ko but he is too much of a dude bro.
5 days with Lele Pons
maneonthebeat she's not even that hot though
maneonthebeat but like bruh... there's so many girls hotter than her that don't put out stupid, sexist, girls get cheated on content every week.
Molly Null that's just the female version of piques
oh my god drew please
Tony Blair I think she's quite ugly
Looking at his “content” in 2020 and it’s like this video was made yesterday
ikr, his production quality was great from the start
Same
why is content in quotation marks? makes it sound sarcastic lol
ricky goldsworth I was saying if you look at Piques “content” today this video still applies. It’s still just as bad. But looking at my comment it’s not super clear.
I was like: is this tictok?
I'm starting to think that Drew might not like Piques very much.
Huh... You might be getting onto something there....
Could be but not likely
What makes you think that!!?
@Frog lmao
Your pfp is adorable 🥺
Piques is a perfect contender for the Nickelback Effect. Everyone you've met assumably hates them but they sell out stadiums regardless.
JustJoe okay but have you heard Nickelback's SMASH hit, photograph???
JustJoe I love Nickelback I don't understand why people hate them 😂
Charlie Yellove BENENERW BER BENER BANERNER DERRR DERRRRR
F6Add9 Chord Ah yes of course
JustJoe
Similar to Jacob Sartorius and Team 10/Jake Paul
dear america,
we're sorry for piques.
from, canada
Apologize to the UN
dear the un,
we're very _very_ sorry for piques.
love, canada
@@vi_cesario love you too, canada. thanks for deadpool.
oh no don't worry we have to harbor jake paul
melli nyani dear Canada,
We're sorry for Trump.
From, United States
I'm binging all of Drew's videos here in 2020, and I have to say: This is honestly my favorite CZcams video of all time.
Which makes sense because it's the first and only video on the entire website.
Lolololololololololololoollololololololololololol
lmao same
Pathetic
I'm binging too lolz.
@@rostinjones909 im rewatching 😂😂😂
“I’m thinking of turning this into a series”
Literally never does this again
I mean he technically *did* , because he continued with commentary content. But then again he never did the *"Five Days With"* Series.
ive had "look at my stomach... LOOk at my STOmach!!! this is where i...,,,have a stomach!!!!" stuck in my head for like a week now
Your background art could’ve been twin piques and I’m so upset that it wasn’t
Hot damn that would have been fantastic
Hot damn that would have been fantastic
Hot damn that would have been fantastic
Hot damn that would have been fantastic
Hot damn that would have been fantastic
What he should have done was:
“The bad news is your grandma’s a vegetable.”
“What’s the good news?”
“She was delicious.”
Wtf you fixed garbage
BlightQueller it’s a gift
I fucking snorted, *how dare you!*
I still think it's in poor taste, but at least this version makes sense?????? Seriously, was she going to eat her own grandmother or what?
@@shaunbarrie2263 I actually agree with you! This is definitely not my kind of joke in all honesty.
It’s fun that Drew has a cat because his personality seem to be very cat-like
I don't know why that's so true but it is
he radiates pure cat energy.. im not mad at it
it's the sarcasm! cats always feel like they're mocking you
If anyone could be a college professor on comedy, it would be you. You know the exact bits and pieces of why things are and aren't funny, it's amazing. Please keep making these videos!!
Or idubbbz, you know...dont get me wrong this is great, but idubbbz is just much better at this sort of thing.
arceacrepori_2 not sure about that. iDubbbz is much more of a comedic figure nowadays. Back in the day, with his Kickstarter craps, actually did expose the bullshit people were doing. Now he's more into fan mail unboxings. The content cops are still a thing, and that's where he shines, but Drew does a grade-a job.
big cheese for someone who is as much of a "veteran" as idubbbz, Drew has a really good grasp of what he's doing (note: in no way was I trying to diss these two with that statement)
Maddie Knobloch nice name
I was the 3 thousandth like!!!
I remember back when I was an edgy 14 year old and getting blocked on vine by Piques was my greatest achievement before I realized that he did that with everyone who commented negative things on his posts.
There's truly nothing better than a grown man who can't take criticism from a teenage girl.
Jodie Martin I'm boutta block you too before you block my internet ajit pai
+Jodie Martin Is that ReviewBrah in you profile pic?
MeowTheRainbowX nah that's an albino rat
Andrew Preciado
albino rat picture of a mouse
I remember getting blocked by him and Curtis lepore were my proudest achievements lol
I think you actually roasted this man into irrelevance because nobody has even so much as pronounced this mans name since 2017
I was terrified that doctor skit was going to be a gynaecologist joke. In the end it was so unfunny that I was left more confused than anything 😐
Do not be afraid of the gynecologist, Shaun
Me too
drew you have the prettiest skin ever wtf
That fucking GLOW
lmao right! im so insecure about my own skin, i pay attention to stuff like that maybe too much...
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I knew a guy who heard that once and became a lamp
I thought I was watching Danny Gonzalez... who is drew?
Piques is like the Amy Schumer of Internet comedians
omg so accurate 😂
Yeah, except people know who Amy Schumer is
He is the trashiest of the trash
"Comedian"
Ewewww, Schumer.
I'm watching this in 2022 and I can tell you, nobody talks about Piques anymore. I'd never heard of him before watching this.
Same
Lol same, I literally had to google him
I want to feel anything as strongly as Old Drew felt anger
Real
drew: so i'm not just sitting here talking for 20 minutes
me: you know i would still listen to that, right
"Look at my stomach, Look at my stomach! This Is where I have a stomach!"
- Drew Gooden
Not all Canadians are unfunny. Have you heard of Kurtis Konner? He's hilarious! He even went on tour with these two white guys that kinda look a like and he was awesome!
@チック kurtis conner*
@@laurapartin8418 curtis conner
@@caroline-hh9os urtis onner
*Kcortiss Ckonnor
You've all passed the vibe check
Eternally sad you never did another “5 days with” video. This was/is my absolute favorite video of yours.
please carry on with this channel, you deserve to blow up
Sam Tredray i second this
Sam Tredray that's not a very nice thing to say :(
That's a little harsh
disliked, hater
Bell Frost not sure if they're being sarcastic or not tbh
when I saw the title I thought it was like a 5 day long vlog in canada with some guy named piques so I didn't watch it until now. why must I take shit so literally
Yeah, me too
yup me too :s
Same. I actually knew who piques was and didn’t like him, so I was confused as to why drew liked him
I deadass thought the same shit and skimmed passed it for weeks and finally watched it and don’t regret clicking
Honestly same
Drew subtly flexing his toilet paper during quarantine.
Is he a time traveler?
Pfft-
He is an advocate of The Bidet
Drew is more cynical and antagonistic than Danny and I love it. Danny is super positive at almost all times but Drew just takes pot shots at anything and anyone. It's great.
It's a good balance
Stop saying he's Canadian. He can't possibly be. He can't. He can't possibly. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. he's too awful. We don't want him. Send him away.
Tiger.panther where are we gonna put him? Americans don't want him.
@@doyoungsrighthand6529 we shall cage him with justin beiber
@@georgiabischoff5593 I'd support that
We don't want him either, lets do the same thing we did with Napoleon.
Canada can not be represented like this, we need to take action fast SEND HIM AWAY
piques needs to make more observational humor like my favorite thing about coming home is my stuff. thoughts?
Lauren Loften I like how he critiques piques for relying on stereotypes _that everyone knows already_ , its just so true lol :D
a lot of people dont realise this was made when he had less than 5000 subscribers
Thats crazy. i didn't know that. No wonder he blew up his videos were this good that early
I’m Canadian, and I have NEVER heard of Piques.
Fill your ears with maple syrup to ignore hin
Same lmao
@@lj.853 🌝
“Can I have some money?”
*“H E L L N O”*
liv lmao HOW DO YOU BOLD STUFF
*how do you bold things?*
Bryan Hartono yeah your text
Jhon Appleseed *I don't know dude*
you bold stuff by putting asterisks around the words (the * symbol) **Example**
Don’t bring Canada into this Drew. We are only innocent bystanders.
As usual
Don't worry, Kurtis Conner balances out the awfulness with being amazing
I feel like Canada is just another casual county, but because of the contrast to the US everyone likes Canada.
@@nagsarinaste7959 Actually that makes a lot of sense. We’re really just a regular county. Our country is basically what you get when you put Britain, US and France together.
@@N3c777 and pour maple syrup on it and then your pretty accurate
I watched this video while drunk at nearly 3am and I just want to thank you, Drew, for keeping me company from over 2 years ago, on a night when all of my friends are asleep because it's Thursday during the coronapocalypse. I would also like to shout out to spell check for assisting me in the drunken making of this comment. Gods bless you Drew. You have truly earned the name Gooden, which I thought up until this moment was actually Goodman.
Why did I write this
Mykaela Miller no idea but it’s gold lol
@@cinder.squire1122 attention?
Man that was funny
Drew Goodman, now on AMC
I like how he introduces the video by saying this video is a little long when it’s like 20 minutes
Piques is the creepiest looking dude ever
17:40 No dude, fuck that. Don't put yourself in the same category as this guy and say that you'd both be nothing without vine. You're smart, you have a good sense of humor and your videos are nuanced, polished and edited well. You get it, you're good at this. Take it from someone who's been on CZcams almost daily since 2006. You didn't need vine, you could be successful on any platform.
Well said.
anthemofadam 4
relax he is just saying that he got his start in vine not that their humor is the same
wierd how the oldest video you posted was 5 yrs ago, when you've been uploading daily since 2006 xD
This dude he just said he was on CZcams since 2006, not uploading.
Drew logging out to view his twitter profile is just *chefs kiss*
he said chandler do sarcastically yet so aggressively and i feel somewhat attacked
HOW DARE YOU CHANDLER?! 😂😁
I love this content cop. Thank you Ian, very cool.
Patrick Flesch Has
@NeverMindGaming woosh
@purgeist aimizz just got r/wooooshed
Patrick Flesch ur last name is flesh do u eat flesh bitch? Are you a cannibal
@@Nicklovesmw2 maybe worst comment I have ever seen.
Five days with Lele Pons
No oh god no
I'd jump off a bridge first day
I think I just vomited a little
No one should ever go through that torture... not even for 5 minutes
No man can handle that
God, I've never seen Drew be this mean. Drew always manages to strike a balance when criticizing someone or their content, but he just went OFF here. He must REALLY hate Piques. xD
Drew was a lot harsher in his older videos lol
This video is such a time capsule.
Piques' dad taking his glasses off every time he says something is my aesthetic
Katrin Baumgarten oh wow i didn’t even notice that bahaha
I can't trust anyone over the age of 20 that goes exclusively by their last name.
I think "he doesn't know what a semi colon is" might be the meanest thing Drew knows how to say 😱
This Drew Gooden dude is kinda funny, hopefully he has a long and successful career on here
nah i don’t buy it
As a member of the Canadian citizen council, we humbly reject this man, and refuse to call him our own.
Yeah he's a Frenchman, they're weird.
As simply a Canadian citizen, we reject this man as well.
Mike A FHGAEFIUAWHGEWAHRGAREHG Moi aussi.
this meme is so tired except when it's about piques being rejected from canadian society
@@mikeafhgaefiuawhgewahrgare4257 comment oses-tu
This is dedicated hatred and I appreciate it
Such great historical footage as a moment in time. It’s 2023 and this is this first I’m even hearing of this fool.
rewatching this video is the first time i’m seeing this guy in 6 years. such a weird time capsule. i miss 6 years ago
I can literally watch drew for hours, the only CZcamsr I can do that to. If he had a 2 hour video I’d watch the whole thing without a doubt
even the subtle jokes you do like censoring 'roast' instead of 'shit' are hilarious, you're one of my fave youtubers and im so devo you don't have more subscribers
fast forward to 2023 and he has over 4 million!
I love the match cut of Drew's face dissolving into Piques' face at the end.
Alex Silverstein spoilers
@@redherring24 you beat me to it
woah- i just realized I’ve been watching drew for nearly five years now. i watched these videos back in 8th grade and now I’m a college student with a kitchen job. I’m happy he’s so successful❤
I would like to apologize for this man
this is like a 22 minute meme
Trace C and seven seconds
shane dawson who???? drew invented youtuber psychology
Drew invented youtube
@@imabanana3762 drew invented me
Seth Kauffman wow
drew simply invented.
Katie McGann Whos Shane Dawson? The only youtuber is drew.
18:05 Hey sweet bitch. New catch phrase
13:07 So I’m watching this in March 2020 and that sketch with him having stacks of toilet paper all over his house is making me jealous. What even is life anymore.
damn, he has such nice skin (drew not piques..never piques)
Yo, medium sized papa, when you type Piques into the CZcams search bar, you show up like 8th. Proud of you.
Med Down now he comes up third! so proud.
He's first now, long live King of the Little Stinkers!
"Wow, Great Moves Drew. Keep it up. Proud of you"
Medium sized Papa 😂
now hes first
You know, his comedy is so bad the “grandma is a vegetable” skit actually seemed funny by comparison
As a French Canadian who is just learning of Piques legacy of crimes against comedy and decency, I must salute you Monsieur Gooden. There will always be a warm pint of maple syrup for you by our fireside.
"wHy iS mY mOLE sO BiG?"
Do Danny Gonzalez. There’s nothing wrong with him. You should just make a 20 min video complimenting him.
Whale Cannoli Exactly
Whale Cannoli RIGHTT
Marija Beišytė
Compliment him for being a good CZcamsr and an all around cool guy.
Marija Beišytė for being a human being that started at vine and is still normal
-under construction- Is a video collab good enough?
I'd never heard of Piques before this video, and I was relieved for a sec because I thought his following must have died out. My disappointment to find him on Tik Tok cannot be measured.
I love these older videos. It's crazy watching Drew today, at the end of 2020, and seeing how much he's grown from this video.
he seems a lot happier and more secure now ☺️
You should do 5 days with me.
Because i'm lonely and need friendship
me too, lets be friends.. 💖 BEST FRIENDS 💖
Nathan Haaren Special friends
Man this video was a gooden
Maria Ford yes "gooden"
SKELETON LORD that's the joke... thanks for ruining it.
Get out, all three of you.
this is my comfort video
I realize this is so late, but I just watched this, and it is probably one of the best commentary/critique videos I have ever watched. It’s hysterical, and intellectually biting at the same time. Bravo Drew; you’re so good, I’m watching your old videos 😄
P.S. I see your Comic Sans joke; merci.
This is super late but there was a point on Twitter (no clue if he does this still) where he would just follow and unfollow me and my friends (others too more than likely, but obviously I only know the people I know) multiple times in an attempt to get us to follow back.
#depression
Mental
@@noche7383 what?
Drew's gf; hey babe, Uhh.. why is their kiss marks on the mirror?
beef Amanda is so used to Drew she probably doesn’t even ask 😂
Self love
who's they
drew,s gf; greeting's petname, Um and, Hmm.. for how Come you're lip's print are onto mirrour¿ is joke? women hey i am , done and did with these crap. i'll wont can stood four these anylonger
@@lainsupremacy7372 thaaaaaaaaaanks
Drew created and discontinued an entire series, just to vent the hatred he has for this man
I apologize on behalf of Canada. We’re sore-ey.
canada does not claim him gbye
cami manz but America doesn’t want him either 👎
Portuguese flag. Italian flag. Lives in California. Nah he's not Canadian
Agreed
Europe will gladly decline your offer
Exactly
Piques has followed and unfollowed me in weird follow gaining schemes on twitter 5 times now, a big part of his followers are follow backs who didn't notice he unfollowed them
8:01 "My font comic, favorite is sans", good to know drew's played Undertale
I got super jealous when he was flexing all that toilet paper
Ur cat is super chunky.
This was so important that when I went to the next video and forgot to say this, I then had to come back
Natalie Roberts
It was important and I’m glad you said it.
c h o n k y
The vegan "joke" actually physically hurt me.
Are you out of the hospital yet?
We must know if you are ok
3:03 this line sounded so much like john mulaney it freaked me out
he sounds so much like John Mulaney sometimes it actually creeps me out lol
Someone: makes an original joke
Piques: ahh yes, this is mine now
The Hoot “it’s in the internet so it’s free game”
**insert communist Bugs Bunny meme**
You missed one of the criteria: it can't be very good.
"He doesn't know what semi colons are"
He may; not but; I totally do;;;
6:30 I love how you can see it wasn’t his first time kissing the mirror
Tyler, The Creature His commitment to his art is commendable.
I didn't finish the video, so I read that as "minors".
You know you’re pretty bad when you copy something from Brent Rivera
Ikr. It’s just so low...
Lmao I thought the same thing