Revisiting Jake Paul's Team 1000 Scam

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Komentáře • 9K

  • @Gardz
    @Gardz Před 4 lety +75345

    damn i dont remember asking tho

  • @urselhorst9253
    @urselhorst9253 Před 2 lety +10378

    It's Team 404 now

  • @w3irdo13
    @w3irdo13 Před 4 lety +2972

    Jake Paul sounds like a really non-committed cult leader.

  • @haileywalter5951
    @haileywalter5951 Před 3 lety +14170

    Jake Paul reminds me of the dudes in middle school that would ask the shy girls out as a joke and then walk away snickering with their douchebag friends

  • @StoryTimeGirl
    @StoryTimeGirl Před 2 lety +2975

    "What? Oh my gosh you're blowing up mom? Oh my gosh i know because everything in this course is true"

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Před 2 lety +160

      *click* the phone on my fingers

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 Před 2 lety +227

      I’ve never cringed harder in my life than at that line and the stunned silence of the crew right after

    • @cappycook
      @cappycook Před 2 lety +19

      He blew up his mom

    • @sandpounder3443
      @sandpounder3443 Před 2 lety +190

      “Mom you’re exploding? Wow oh my gosh because you ate nine thousand pounds of plastic explosives? Wow”

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm Před 2 lety +13

      @@cappycook *photo of robert downey jr*

  • @CassieCarlyleMurrin
    @CassieCarlyleMurrin Před 4 lety +23702

    How to get people to forget about a scandal: *create more scandals, they can’t remember them all*

    • @jumpinthecadillac9507
      @jumpinthecadillac9507 Před 4 lety +173

      Hamilton be like

    • @sumayasaid3715
      @sumayasaid3715 Před 4 lety +180

      TheLittledidtheyknow the fact that they know he’s controversial should had been enough for them not to vote for him. Also it’s pretty difficult to forget someone say they’d like to grab a random women in front of them by the p***y.

    • @mikayla6277
      @mikayla6277 Před 4 lety +138

      Sumaya Said I’m still shocked that he was even elected in the first place.

    • @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830
      @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830 Před 4 lety +22

      YG be like-

    • @sumayasaid3715
      @sumayasaid3715 Před 4 lety +20

      TheLittledidtheyknow I know you were just saying what happened but that doesn’t mean I can’t say what should had happened, share my opinion and build off of that. This is a comment section so get used to that . I don’t see how it seems like he wasn’t elected, we’re talking about Donald trump not someone irrelevant... No where did I say him being elected should be changed I said it’s odd how it happened in the first place.

  • @willfowler3972
    @willfowler3972 Před 4 lety +16052

    "This is the last video I'm making on Jake Paul."
    - Drew, every time he makes a video on Jake Paul

    • @blahblah178
      @blahblah178 Před 4 lety +98

      Will Fowler it’s low hanging fruit

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 Před 4 lety +16

      Blah Blah like people making the above comment lmao

    • @anandiisreading
      @anandiisreading Před 4 lety +8

      Exposed

    • @melabear13241
      @melabear13241 Před 4 lety +83

      saw this pop up and said, "Wow, really?! Another one?! Ew..." *click*

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před 4 lety +1

      Yep...

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 Před 2 lety +1413

    "Babies don't have secrets"
    That's just what they've convinced you to think

    • @piggypige
      @piggypige Před 2 lety +76

      Babies can actually speak perfectly well, they just pretend they can't so they have no chances to accidentally let it slip that they have cold cuts in their pockets

    • @Doodle_Dragon
      @Doodle_Dragon Před rokem +12

      Curtis conner would like a word

    • @nope2568
      @nope2568 Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​@@piggypige As someone with a baby. 100000000% true. they know what theyre doing

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 8 měsíci +7

      Kurtis Connor would like to tell you about the baby geniuses who hold the answers to the secrets of the universe

  • @queenelizabethii4397
    @queenelizabethii4397 Před 2 lety +670

    This is literal fraud. An actual crime.

  • @savannahcat2980
    @savannahcat2980 Před 4 lety +2682

    everyone: Jake, when are you going to scam your fanbase again?
    Jake: it’s everyday bro

    • @angieemm
      @angieemm Před 4 lety +21

      I hope this comment gets the attention it deserves.

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX Před 4 lety +3

      wow this is funny! shut the fuck up!

    • @hugohugo3913
      @hugohugo3913 Před 4 lety +8

      Underrated comment for sure

    • @bridget1482
      @bridget1482 Před 4 lety +28

      PUMPLE damn bro chill out are you a jake paul fan or something lmao

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 Před 4 lety +3

      This is "top comment" material, dawg.

  • @snq000
    @snq000 Před 4 lety +5699

    This is just 15 minutes of Drew justifying his 64 Dollar payment to Jake Paul.

    • @andrej8413
      @andrej8413 Před 4 lety +72

      he prolly made it back with the first video

    • @onionbowie3194
      @onionbowie3194 Před 4 lety +6

      WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?!

    • @julianjagush1266
      @julianjagush1266 Před 4 lety +6

      To be fair, it was a solid 10-12 minutes.

    • @leahbee9072
      @leahbee9072 Před 4 lety +2

      He just made 2x more by posting this video...

    • @pskfry
      @pskfry Před 4 lety +1

      i think 1.7m views and counting is plenty justification

  • @sunbea4477
    @sunbea4477 Před 3 lety +4413

    To all Jakes out there, I’m so sorry for him embarrassing you guys

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys Před 3 lety +297

      Idk even know any nice jakes 😭 they’re all straight white boys who say things like “the f in women stands for funny” please jakes in the comments and prove me wrong

    • @edwinng7313
      @edwinng7313 Před 3 lety +93

      My classmate named Jake is a nice guy

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere Před 3 lety +62

      I've never met a Jake

    • @dannythomas1782
      @dannythomas1782 Před 3 lety +175

      The only nice Jake is the Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.

    • @summerchild11524
      @summerchild11524 Před 3 lety +134

      The only acceptable Jake is Jake peralta from brooklyn nine nine

  • @chickenofthelord4052
    @chickenofthelord4052 Před 3 lety +961

    Drew: "Welcome back to 2020"
    Me: Oh no, fucking Christ, not again.

    • @pleaseholdaltf4871
      @pleaseholdaltf4871 Před 3 lety +53

      "bit of an underwhelming start"

    • @zuneew
      @zuneew Před 2 lety +2

      @@pleaseholdaltf4871 I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @verbenamous
    @verbenamous Před 4 lety +14496

    Jake Paul isn’t a salesman, he’s a con artist. If he put as much effort I to his content as he did into his scams he might not have to scam people

    • @instantlybroken
      @instantlybroken Před 4 lety +470

      Don't fluff him up by giving him the title artist LOL

    • @monopolymoney4066
      @monopolymoney4066 Před 4 lety +162

      Or man

    • @applecoreeater
      @applecoreeater Před 4 lety +77

      Maybe he should go into real estate

    • @mimistardust3915
      @mimistardust3915 Před 4 lety +74

      But that would take actual effort

    • @emiliaeltawey4538
      @emiliaeltawey4538 Před 4 lety +61

      Pretty sure he doesn’t do any of his shit or deals or make plans on his own. His marketing team handles it. Professionals that went to a masters program, more than likely. Might as well look into an online masters program instead of trying to follow his random shit

  • @edgarnello9165
    @edgarnello9165 Před 4 lety +28524

    I dont understand how stuff like this can legally happen yet when people wanna sell oranges on the side of the road they get arrested.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria Před 3 lety +2069

    I’m assuming Demeanour are actually just the company who ran Edfluence.

    • @kiwistudios9511
      @kiwistudios9511 Před 3 lety +18

      Same

    • @thatkindaguy8653
      @thatkindaguy8653 Před 2 lety +2

      Prolly

    • @trumanbadra8003
      @trumanbadra8003 Před 2 lety +78

      that sheds a whole different light on it. so jake and came to demeanor with this idea to teach how to be an influencer, and they set up the edfluence thing for him, and then he most likely got bored and never finished it.

    • @vladtheimpala5532
      @vladtheimpala5532 Před 2 lety

      @solar master vlogs
      🤔 There’s only one though.

    • @vladtheimpala5532
      @vladtheimpala5532 Před 2 lety +3

      @solar master vlogs
      No, no questions. You’re not an idiot. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering Před 3 lety +377

    The fact he took it down suggests he wasn't making much, since he clearly didn't consider it worth paying for the hosting any more.

    • @fakename2336
      @fakename2336 Před 3 lety +26

      + the last minute discounts

    • @dagfinissocool
      @dagfinissocool Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah it was only open for a year without offering anything except a paywall. I'm pretty sure he got what he wanted from it.

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan Před 4 lety +4810

    can you imagine how many kids got their asses beat for using their parents credit cars on a website that doesn't even work

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 Před 4 lety +47

      Certainly

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 Před 4 lety +80

      Good. Those kids are worthless.

    • @collinpage5172
      @collinpage5172 Před 4 lety +196

      jim jimjim fuck yourself, you really think a Child getting beat is okay, then you’re fucked up.

    • @nicholasaudy6064
      @nicholasaudy6064 Před 4 lety +84

      @@shr1mpsush1 I'd slap my kid with sandals if they do this kind of shit.
      Then again, i wont give them my credit card info anyway

    • @rwhite3345
      @rwhite3345 Před 4 lety +44

      @@collinpage5172 Wow, offended over an edgy joke on CZcams.

  • @annarose932
    @annarose932 Před 4 lety +6389

    You better be careful Drew, otherwise you'll be getting a meeting with a somebody calling you a cyber bully...

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice Před 4 lety +38

      Anna Rose hopefully if he does, he doesn’t turn tale on all his criticism like a bitch and apologize *cough codyko

    • @Zarai_Numbers
      @Zarai_Numbers Před 4 lety +6

      Did something happen?

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 Před 4 lety +17

      Shouldn't we be calling the police on this? This is actually a crime.

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice Před 4 lety +5

      Jeremy Main that’s not how it works

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 Před 4 lety +10

      @@DoPrice Yeah, it really actually is.

  • @thomasantos
    @thomasantos Před 3 lety +530

    Turning a error page into a 15 minute video is the best thing I have ever seen anyone do

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 Před rokem +191

    How is this not illegal? It's like he never suffered any repercussions

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 Před rokem +6

      @@Kristianalexis cos all the people he scammed were kids

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm Před rokem +2

      @@amelieg246 even worse

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix Před 11 měsíci +4

      Cos he's rich ofc

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 Před 4 lety +3877

    Can all the 8 year olds' parents who ended up paying for this scam file a class-action lawsuit or something? Like that's straight up the definition of a scam, promising a product, taking their money, and delivering nothing.

  • @ailish2284
    @ailish2284 Před 4 lety +9826

    And Shane didn’t bring this up once in his documentary.

    • @bearbaera9431
      @bearbaera9431 Před 4 lety +2093

      Ailish Shane wasn’t trying to do any actual investigating he just wanted to make Jake look good for some reason... Shane is dumb as hell

    • @bearbaera9431
      @bearbaera9431 Před 4 lety +537

      patricio nick his videos insinuating that Jake’s a sociopath yet on Twitter was like “love you :,)” to jake lol

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 4 lety +18

      *omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

    • @koriana8124
      @koriana8124 Před 4 lety +624

      @@riskyy2657 damn i must be havin alzheimers coz ion remember asking

    • @CarlDillynson
      @CarlDillynson Před 4 lety +391

      All Shane want really wanted to do was promote Shane.

  • @SMM_NAA
    @SMM_NAA Před 3 lety +613

    Sounds like a pyramid scheme with extra steps.

  • @ferdousikhanam5043
    @ferdousikhanam5043 Před 3 lety +177

    “So, Edfluence, Team 1000, whatever you wanna call it, kinda stinky if you ask me”
    My mind: immediately thinks of *fishy fishy fish making it stinky*

    • @MollieIsNotOkay
      @MollieIsNotOkay Před rokem +13

      Oop, fish in the mouth

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 Před rokem +11

      @@MollieIsNotOkay would you like... another nail

    • @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx
      @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@Tabth3778 How about a fingernail? Don’t worry, *it’s not mine!*

  • @UnknownAce
    @UnknownAce Před 4 lety +3678

    I thought it said “Revisiting Jake Paul’s 1000 year old scam”

    • @unknownuser2040
      @unknownuser2040 Před 4 lety +12

      Can believe u thought that u must have 20 iq

    • @agroteraaaa
      @agroteraaaa Před 4 lety +134

      will his reign of terror ever cease?

    • @sanne1997
      @sanne1997 Před 4 lety +11

      Accurate tho

    • @Dajo42
      @Dajo42 Před 4 lety +71

      Now it all makes sense. The Pauls are vampires, scamming people throughout history in different disguises

    • @LillianTemple
      @LillianTemple Před 4 lety +8

      It's the scam of legend

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 Před 4 lety +2504

    Drew: “this is my last video about the Paul brothers”
    little stinkers: mhmmmm

    • @galaxy_rae
      @galaxy_rae Před 4 lety +5

      everytime i see your name.., i just die omg

    • @DarthShadie
      @DarthShadie Před 4 lety +1

      Those of us who've been following Drew long enough know better than to believe that statement. :p

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 4 lety +1

      @@galaxy_rae is that your real hair?

  • @charlesmonroe2971
    @charlesmonroe2971 Před 3 lety +296

    Danny has a pretty nice shirt in this vid.
    Notifications on. I am truly Greg now

  • @JamestheKilljoy
    @JamestheKilljoy Před 2 lety +173

    Jake Paul is still scamming ppl to this day. His “fights” are 10 minutes or less of nothing where he is declared the winner for no reason. Ppl are still paying for the newest fights, too. His entire fortune is from selling snake oil.

  • @fartmicrowave
    @fartmicrowave Před 4 lety +2991

    The real scam is the friends we could've made along the way

    • @zz7733
      @zz7733 Před 4 lety +28

      Xervelgarde what is this a reference to? Why is this so funny?

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 4 lety +1

      *omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage Před 4 lety +19

      @@im_a_random_guy3768 report the comment. 💜

    • @usernh768
      @usernh768 Před 4 lety

      🤣

    • @avery6362
      @avery6362 Před 4 lety +49

      @@riskyy2657 damn bro.That's mad crazy. but i don't remember askin

  • @candycrushenthusiast3018
    @candycrushenthusiast3018 Před 4 lety +10558

    he was the kid who was mean to girls and dressed like a highlighter in elementary school

    • @greta7353
      @greta7353 Před 3 lety +28

      ha

    • @milkyman3021
      @milkyman3021 Před 3 lety +4

      😂

    • @dearlily325
      @dearlily325 Před 3 lety +40

      Underrated comment

    • @thine.
      @thine. Před 3 lety +234

      why do i know exactly what you mean

    • @adrianaames2009
      @adrianaames2009 Před 3 lety +3

      The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago yeah and it was all over instagram for a couple days I think

  • @ogravesnesm1270
    @ogravesnesm1270 Před 3 lety +139

    People could probably sue him of false marketing. Legitimately.

  • @arrowace21477
    @arrowace21477 Před 2 měsíci +10

    'there's nowhere to go but up'
    Drew Gooden Jan 2020

  • @ashe767
    @ashe767 Před 4 lety +1875

    He can get away with this because his child audience lost interest or forgot about the site. Drew is the only person who remembers.

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 Před 4 lety +48

      Exactly. Jake Paul knows what he's doing and it's disgusting.

    • @deadgirl1998
      @deadgirl1998 Před 4 lety +19

      turd polish DESGUSTANG

    • @breakingsad
      @breakingsad Před 4 lety +5

      Abigail 👁👄👁

    • @no-hd6db
      @no-hd6db Před 4 lety +6

      Dis cus tang

    • @z4ng3tsu1ch1g0
      @z4ng3tsu1ch1g0 Před 4 lety +3

      turd polish pretty sure jake had set up a legal team well prior to creating that crap. Doubt he’s smart enough to figure out loopholes by himself.

  • @pagesinked
    @pagesinked Před 4 lety +2408

    Everything about Jake Paul is a scam, his website, his "marriage" etc. its sad. Lol

    • @shadowhawk1416
      @shadowhawk1416 Před 4 lety +3

      Fire

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 Před 4 lety +40

      Scam or sham. What is his life

    • @sabastianbova3772
      @sabastianbova3772 Před 4 lety +1

      Toori Baba by 12 year olds

    • @whoops8412
      @whoops8412 Před 4 lety +8

      100% Jake used tanas hotness for clickbait and clout, and Tana wants love so badly she jumped in head first just to find out after the wedding he stopped giving a fuck. He wanted the clicks and the money from young viewers and “fell out of love with Tana, when he fell in love with boxing”. Ie he’s actually gay and because his dad and brother are such douche bros, he can’t come out so he married a hot desperate girl in attempts to prove he’s gay.
      This is classic why he has to be with so many women at multiple times, because he’s created the idea he’s fucking them but it’s prob not as it appears behind close doors. When the girls start to see that pattern than he drops them

    • @nad-nt5kw
      @nad-nt5kw Před 4 lety +8

      Jake knows his channel is slowly dying so he had to get some type of “clout” to re-gain his fame lmao.

  • @JJLiu-xc3kg
    @JJLiu-xc3kg Před 2 lety +77

    I like this video specifically because it was obviously made because Drew remembered a year-old video, looked the url up, and went down an internet rabbit hole.

  • @officialslothmob
    @officialslothmob Před rokem +26

    There seems to be this impression that kids have absolutely no concept of money, but while this is true, I feel like it’s in a different direction than Danny seems to think. I remember when I was a kid, smaller amounts of money seemed way bigger than they actually were, not the other way around. If anything, seeing that two digit number would make kids think twice

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Před rokem +2

      No they seem to not understand their parents money and think it’s infinite

    • @Jesstify531
      @Jesstify531 Před rokem +2

      Maybe you're too young but i remember when every mobile game had to change their purchasing process in no small part to children racking up massive charges on games. Not to mention when kids make Amazon purchases or door dash orders. And even in your example, your concept of money is still off.

  • @Wyvern_Rosfield
    @Wyvern_Rosfield Před 4 lety +3009

    Clicked for Drew. Stayed for the floral shirt.

    • @hanedorm
      @hanedorm Před 4 lety +16

      I was so excited to see my favorite shirt I bought from Target, heh

    • @luks303
      @luks303 Před 4 lety +59

      So you stopped watching halfway through?

    • @widgle
      @widgle Před 4 lety +17

      and the yikes shirt too

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 4 lety

      Drew in his floral shirt is the best Drew.

    • @Mightyfcuk
      @Mightyfcuk Před 4 lety +3

      I want that shirt lol came to comments to try and find it

  • @provyprov
    @provyprov Před 4 lety +15652

    extremely popular opinion: jake paul should be in jail for this

    • @school.confessionzz347
      @school.confessionzz347 Před 4 lety +98

      provyprov chicken nuggets

    • @kuchenteig4240
      @kuchenteig4240 Před 4 lety +61

      @@school.confessionzz347 same

    • @egoravdeev670
      @egoravdeev670 Před 4 lety +287

      @@school.confessionzz347 haha you're so funny, querky and random

    • @school.confessionzz347
      @school.confessionzz347 Před 4 lety +106

      UnRealistik__ uwu owo OMG really *looks on floor and blushes* thanks so much ~Nyah

    • @cs-zp2sx
      @cs-zp2sx Před 4 lety +310

      Idk what these replies are but I’m intrigued

  • @fallonmitchell
    @fallonmitchell Před 2 lety +42

    drew's probably the only person i could watch talk about an error screen for 15 minutes

  • @megposting
    @megposting Před 5 měsíci +8

    watching this in 2023, hearing that "welcome back to 2020" intro sent a shiver down my spine i never want to go back to that hellish year again lmao

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 5 měsíci

      lol. 2020 certainly set the tone for this decade

  • @elizabethashley1436
    @elizabethashley1436 Před 4 lety +2479

    "Just like masterclass but taught by idiots." had me yelling in the office.

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před 4 lety +9

      Hopefully laughing and not yelling of anger.

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 Před 4 lety +38

      If that had you physicaly yelling you need help

    • @evidence7338
      @evidence7338 Před 4 lety +1

      @@matejcevnik7362 exactly 😂😂😂

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral Před 4 lety +16

      What does that even mean? What were you yelling at? Are you not familiar with the word "laughing"?

    • @zyncra3965
      @zyncra3965 Před 4 lety +28

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral Shhhh, she's from twitter, she doesn't know how humans speak

  • @edieee
    @edieee Před 4 lety +1638

    'he was pretty busy with some other scandals at the time'
    just jake paul things.

  • @teegovr
    @teegovr Před 3 lety +53

    0:00 The fact that i came back and the fact that he literally said “welcome back to 2020” is evidence that drew is a time traveller 😳

  • @umaraminu22
    @umaraminu22 Před 3 lety +11

    Trade offer:
    I recieve: $64
    You recieve: nothing

  • @julianneallen7185
    @julianneallen7185 Před 4 lety +3277

    Oml Jake Paul is Ryan Howard as a real person
    "Dunder Mifflin Infinity"
    "Team 1000"

    • @perryb4246
      @perryb4246 Před 4 lety +12

      Yes

    • @SupitchaN
      @SupitchaN Před 4 lety +14

      omfg ur right

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson Před 4 lety +97

      "Have you thought about shortening it to Teamthousand? Y'know, making it a single word"

    • @AndreaCardenas
      @AndreaCardenas Před 4 lety +5

      omg i just watched that episode

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee Před 4 lety +34

      I wonder if he had investors and he was misleading them by entering sales twice.

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen Před 4 lety +2332

    Title of the video: "How to close deals when working with brands and agencies."
    11 year old: "Hmmm, go on..."

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 Před 4 lety +92

      Like the 11 years old are like: "yeah yeah yeah I know how to be an entertainer, writer, filmer and editor, and I already have 2 million subscribers but like, how do I close deals?"
      Like maybe start with addition before jumping to algebra

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen Před 4 lety +28

      @@alexisd6106 Taken at face value I wonder why there's even a video about it when the obvious answer is: get an agent who knows this stuff to negotiate on your behalf. You might think they're expensive, but in the long run they'll get you more money than if you negotiated on your own.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 Před 4 lety +15

      @@ZombieDragQueen Hmmm that's definitely the smartest thing to do and if the kids watching these videos had supporting parents I would agree but if its a kid who wants to be a CZcamsr but their parents aren't really about getting them there, I'd say just make a video about what cheap good quality cameras you can get for the kids birthday or Christmas gift and then show them how to use it and how to do his stupid filters and sound effects. LIKE SOMETHING USEFUL WOULD BE USEFUL

    • @MNL54321
      @MNL54321 Před 4 lety +11

      @@ZombieDragQueen and the response to your very rationale and logical take by an 11 year old is "LOL only idiots need to hire an agent and pay them when real social media influences like Jake negotiate themselves. You're just not ready for that Team 1000 life like I am. Now keep talking about some dumb agent while I go out and get these Benjamins with Jake"

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen Před 4 lety +8

      @@MNL54321 But then you can say to kids: "You know whose books might've never seen the light of day without an agent? J K Rowling. That's right, no Harry Potter were it not for an agent." Also, there is no Team 1000 because someone trademarked Team 100 and Team 1000 in the anticipation that Pauls' Team 10 will expand. The Pauls are in negotiations buying the Team 100 and 1000 trademarks. It's taking such a long time because both parties hired agents and lawyers. Check and mate, you stupid 11 year old kid!

  • @respectthefish4992
    @respectthefish4992 Před 2 lety +27

    13:05 yaoi physics

  • @debi04pl
    @debi04pl Před rokem +27

    i know you may never see this, but i want to sincerely thank you for this video. recently i had my final IB english exam and thanks to this video, i decided to write about this scam. hopefully id receive a good mark. thank you drew

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube Před 4 lety +1051

    I’m actually surprised more ppl haven’t called him out for this crap

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 4 lety +2

      *omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

    • @annamooney5259
      @annamooney5259 Před 4 lety +43

      Riskyy 29 he literally didn't stop trying so hard

    • @Loopysoloist
      @Loopysoloist Před 4 lety +15

      People that don't care about Jake Paul won't know about the scam. Those who do are already too dumb to know they're being ripped off to receive nothing.

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 Před 4 lety +1

      Jake Paul has been doing this type of shit since the beginning. Nothing is new.

    • @mariluvable4244
      @mariluvable4244 Před 4 lety

      @@riskyy2657 no... -_-

  • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
    @vesperfromtheinternet5588 Před 4 lety +20182

    "i guess 2020 is off to a bit of an underwhelming start,, but that means there's nowhere to go but up!" oh how optimistic we were...

  • @ferdousikhanam5043
    @ferdousikhanam5043 Před 3 lety +20

    6:22 I was kinda expecting you to go “folks” after that

  • @oliviateitelbaum4362
    @oliviateitelbaum4362 Před 3 lety +25

    I feel like Jake Paul either smells like new mulch, or like he dumped an entire bottle of cologne on himself. No inbetween.

  • @aimeewilson4505
    @aimeewilson4505 Před 4 lety +666

    "Data is my best friend in the whole world."
    Danny Gonzales: *punches wall*

    • @gay7205
      @gay7205 Před 4 lety +16

      Aimee Wilson thats because drew and danny are the same person

  • @winecryptid3423
    @winecryptid3423 Před 4 lety +3520

    “It’s like Masterclass, but taught by idiots” 😂😂 I mean, yeah that’s exactly right

    • @nateo7045
      @nateo7045 Před 4 lety +17

      Actually, it's taught by no one. Essentially the same thing, though. Probably better even.

    • @vincaso
      @vincaso Před 4 lety +2

      Would you guys mind being brutally honest. I just started posting on my channel and I need critics. I do commentary videos I talk about cartoons, anime, I do top lists and creepy videos. Let me know what you think and subscribe if you like it
      czcams.com/video/xTqfJuEP9G8/video.html

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 Před 4 lety +2

      So basically Jake Paul just DSP.

    • @vincaso
      @vincaso Před 4 lety +2

      @aaronsdavis NEVVERRRR!!!! lol

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 Před 4 lety

      Vincaso no

  • @joshblanco7659
    @joshblanco7659 Před 8 měsíci +8

    i’ve always thought this from the first video about it but like…. wouldn’t it have sounded so much better if it was called team 10,000 instead of team 1,000….

  • @bobbart6498
    @bobbart6498 Před 2 lety +17

    “2020 is off to a bad start, but that means there’s no way to go but up”. You knew and were toying with us, weren’t you, Drew.

  • @dianetodd
    @dianetodd Před 4 lety +1483

    The thing is, kids like my son would probably not even realize they got scammed or are afraid to admit it to their parents which is why he gets away with it. No one knows. It’s brilliant.

    • @Vini-xf8zq
      @Vini-xf8zq Před 4 lety +76

      Waaaoooh didn't even think like this. You're so right... No complains. No consequences for him

    • @maddieh4882
      @maddieh4882 Před 4 lety +13

      go off Diane

    • @aR0ttenBANANA
      @aR0ttenBANANA Před 4 lety +3

      well said

    • @kaleigh02
      @kaleigh02 Před 4 lety +29

      Won’t parent be confused by a $64 charge on their card? Or would you/ other parents overlook that. Wouldn’t some people notice then contest this? I certainly hope so but if not that’s very upsetting and extremely disturbing that Jake did this and got away with it

    • @dianetodd
      @dianetodd Před 4 lety +30

      K Fly if they notice they have the option of contesting it but if the company is defunct there isn’t anything anyone can do. Also, many companies who also prey on children have specific policies of not refunding a charge just because a child made it. Said policies written in small print in a gigantic document you click “agree” without reading.

  • @mokaa.9553
    @mokaa.9553 Před 4 lety +1459

    Can anyone who paid for that subscription sue him? How no one did yet, 64$ is not cheap specially when there is nothing in return. This is literally stealing

    • @theespartanff3188
      @theespartanff3188 Před 4 lety +231

      I wish he would get sued, and he totally could get sued and would lose. To bad parents are more worried about curse words and nudity to care about people scamming their kids

    • @icarysss
      @icarysss Před 4 lety +77

      I mean, despite how little you are getting, you’re still getting something. You couldn’t sue him. His team is smart with this stuff.

    • @draydondavis3213
      @draydondavis3213 Před 4 lety +101

      This is most likely all in the terms and Services. Kids (and drew) just click the little box saying they agree to hand over their money.

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 Před 4 lety +24

      @@draydondavis3213 yeah but that could be brought up against against him and could lose him the court case if the parents actually cared enough to go through with it because they could clearly proved that it was their child that did it so he was influencing children to pay for something and then he never gave them anything for it

    • @Dhimoficent
      @Dhimoficent Před 4 lety +23

      Draydon Davis while most likely the TOS have a sort of defense for this shady practice- that doesnt mean that those terms are legal and would hold in a court of law. But let’s be real most of the kids that paid are most likely spoiled and rich. And their parents wouldn’t bother going through all the hassle of suing

  • @johndillermand4053
    @johndillermand4053 Před 3 lety +34

    It's like he's running the world's biggest cringe contest against his brother.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy Před 3 lety +75

    "2020 is off to an underwhelming start"
    No lie, I actually teared up a little.

    • @kl8813
      @kl8813 Před 3 lety +3

      Watching this just now, 5 months after you wrote this comment, I legitimately screamed. (The low key scream of the pained.)

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq Před 2 lety

      i just sighed

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před rokem

      I think I got the virus right about at the end of 19, so thankfully, I already knew it was gonna be rough!

    • @laurenk1766
      @laurenk1766 Před měsícem

      Ahh, we were so naive back then. As a side note, I actually have COVID right now. 😆

  • @leftylewis9574
    @leftylewis9574 Před 4 lety +2505

    Jake Paul quoting an ancient proverb is like that part in the office where Michael quotes himself quoting Wayne Gretzky

  • @adriannavale5636
    @adriannavale5636 Před 4 lety +431

    I just imagine a pregnancy test where you have to watch an unskippable ad while you wait for the results with a pissed on plastic stick in your hand

    • @alphabettical1
      @alphabettical1 Před 4 lety +36

      That sounds way too possible, but also, made me think of popsicle stick jokes but for pregnancy tests

    • @adriannavale5636
      @adriannavale5636 Před 4 lety +18

      botjanks Ah, a cultured individual I see.
      Seriously that was fucking genius. DOVE pregnancy tests that give you life advice for the impending doom that is to come.

    • @jazmineo5141
      @jazmineo5141 Před 4 lety +5

      Well, you do have to wait a few minutes so maybe it’d help pass the time

    • @adriannavale5636
      @adriannavale5636 Před 4 lety +3

      Jazmine O Wouldn’t you rather do something more fun though?

    • @hamzajas1532
      @hamzajas1532 Před 4 lety +2

      @@adriannavale5636 no one does anything in those moments, just waiting lol

  • @ShutUpBubi
    @ShutUpBubi Před rokem +11

    How both of them have done this on multiple occasions and never see any punishment is insane.

  • @ruiaram
    @ruiaram Před 3 lety +4

    Jake Paul The Ultimate Internet Salesman sounds like worst danganronpa special ability title

  • @BlaBlaBla
    @BlaBlaBla Před 4 lety +636

    Why did the pregnancy part remind me about the video where Danny and Drew read their fanfiction and they both got pregnant. Or... Gregnant?

  • @cringeonpurpose
    @cringeonpurpose Před 4 lety +812

    “Babies don’t have secrets”
    Uh Drew, you have never seen the cinema masterpiece that is The Boss Baby.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan Před 3 lety +8

    Imagining Jake Paul dressed in real person clothes slingin Prius' 9-5 makes me genuinely happy for a brief, fleeting moment.

  • @theemeraldwalrus
    @theemeraldwalrus Před 3 lety +15

    "there's nowhere to go but up" drew you have doomed us

  • @Miraeshi
    @Miraeshi Před 4 lety +1339

    “Babies don’t have secrets” had big John Mullaney energy

    • @hgjfkd12345
      @hgjfkd12345 Před 4 lety +84

      Drew is John minus the suit

    • @txlda
      @txlda Před 4 lety +94

      iluvpopcorn23 drew is weekend john

    • @zoe-ly5qq
      @zoe-ly5qq Před 4 lety +20

      Miraeshi i forgot they were different people

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před 4 lety +11

      zoe I smell a new tour!

    • @bellegriffiths5866
      @bellegriffiths5866 Před 4 lety +8

      For some reason I read that as big bad John Mulaney energy

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity Před 4 lety +4445

    You are now the world archivist for Edfluence. So guard those source materials like a seed bank, because one day its founder will run for public office, and it'll be our job to make Danny Gonzalez the President of the United States instead.

    • @mrsir9337
      @mrsir9337 Před 3 lety +7

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @TrulyAndasen
      @TrulyAndasen Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah, Danny for president

    • @iphishy5484
      @iphishy5484 Před 3 lety +2

      Post again :(

    • @richielucy5821
      @richielucy5821 Před 3 lety +66

      If danny was president, would that make all citizens Greg?

    • @asei231
      @asei231 Před 3 lety +37

      The fucking fact that I can almost see Jake Paul running for office is terrifying

  • @j.anthony8583
    @j.anthony8583 Před 3 lety +23

    “2020 is off to a rough start which means there’s nowhere to go but up”
    We were so young

  • @Comrade_Nils
    @Comrade_Nils Před 3 lety +16

    1:01 _...Where for a small fee of just 7$, you could pay a larger fee of 57$_

  • @MiaValla
    @MiaValla Před 4 lety +1171

    “Babies don’t have secrets”
    That part reminded me so much of John Mulaney that I was simultaneously scared and happy.

  • @JohnSmith-qw1fg
    @JohnSmith-qw1fg Před 4 lety +538

    Ive actually pondered what jake paul would be doing if his internet career never took off and car salesmen is the perfect answer to that question

    • @angieemm
      @angieemm Před 4 lety +12

      *used cars from a note lot

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors Před 4 lety +11

      basically mr. wormwood, but more incompetent

    • @maggiemay7403
      @maggiemay7403 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ghostlyhousehorrors "There's a sucker born every minute, and we're gonna take em for all they got!"

    • @partylikeits1066
      @partylikeits1066 Před 4 lety +6

      Or selling self help books and get rich quick schemes

    • @IamSethicus
      @IamSethicus Před 4 lety

      I always just pretend he would work at Starbucks

  • @Ray_Starshine
    @Ray_Starshine Před rokem +9

    “2020 off’s to a boring start” did not age well

  • @5001Fergies
    @5001Fergies Před rokem +3

    The $57 right behind the $7 paywall is wild, you paid $7 to look at a higher number

  • @Dert26
    @Dert26 Před 4 lety +954

    This is straight up False Advertising, why hasn't anyone thought about filing a lawsuit yet?

    • @Luke-me8cf
      @Luke-me8cf Před 4 lety +59

      Aaron Muck imagine if Drew sued Jake Paul

    • @emmathefabulous
      @emmathefabulous Před 4 lety +18

      Fan's parents must not be looking at their credit card bills 😂

    • @XYZ-kb3mm
      @XYZ-kb3mm Před 4 lety +20

      You know it costs money to sue right

    • @meshugahknight
      @meshugahknight Před 4 lety +9

      Merely asking an attorney for their opinion on whether to sue over 64 dollars would cost a lot more than that. The only possibility of legal action would be if someone cared enough to file a class action suit on behalf of everyone that got scammed (which won’t happen because it’s unlikely that anyone lost more than 64 bucks on this, or anywhere near enough to care that much... but then again, hating Jake Paul might be enough to drive someone there).

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 Před 4 lety +1

      Aaron Muck I'm absolutely certain some of them have thought about filing, but the problem with lawsuits in the US is that they're expensive as hell even if you win. For a lot of regular people they're prohibitively expensive, meaning TONS of appropriate, worthy lawsuits just don't ever get filed because of it.
      Europe's system for lawsuits is vastly superior in this way, when it comes to legitimate lawsuits. The way that LegalEagle described it about five minutes into his "John Oliver SLAPP suit" video was that the "American rule" of lawsuits is where the person filing the lawsuit pays for their lawyer whether they win or lose the suit. In contrast, the "British rule" is where the winner of the lawsuit receives their legal fees, effectively as damages, from the person they sued. So the loser pays the winner's legal fees with the British rule.
      Here's the video, for reference:
      czcams.com/video/Cj4fEqDZib0/video.html

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE Před 4 lety +2015

    I’m from the future to tell you all that this still isn’t the last time he talks about Jake, I’m sorry

    • @glagy
      @glagy Před 4 lety +31

      makes sense

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason Před 4 lety +9

      thank you, im so sorry

    • @em0t33th7
      @em0t33th7 Před 4 lety +23

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 I see u EVERYWHERE

    • @anonymous92388
      @anonymous92388 Před 4 lety +4

      Your comments are the best, sis.

    • @Applesaucesaul
      @Applesaucesaul Před 4 lety +14

      I’m here from the past to tell you that he talked about jake Paul

  • @theprettyoftheodd7997
    @theprettyoftheodd7997 Před 3 lety +7

    "You're welcome." "But you didn't do anything." *flies off into the night*

  • @reyelkhaert
    @reyelkhaert Před 2 měsíci +4

    "2020 is off to an underwhelming start but that means there's nowhere to go but up" oh Drew, you were so, so wrong. It's 2024 and things are only getting worse, not better.

  • @indirectobject7487
    @indirectobject7487 Před 4 lety +3997

    Someone really should sue Jake for basically stealing from them. It's so stupid. I know this sounds so American but...I want me some money

    • @markopolo1048
      @markopolo1048 Před 4 lety +107

      Too bad all his fans are kids so they will take no notice of this and will still idolize him

    • @walkingbushie3568
      @walkingbushie3568 Před 4 lety +33

      Unfortunately it's unlikely that anyone will sue him. He has such a huge fanbase and so much popularity and people are too scared to go up against that. He won't be charged with anything if nobody presses charges so he's basically getting off scot-free.

    • @karustar
      @karustar Před 4 lety +2

      Phenix_123 it sounds very american too, but there is things i do want to buy. I did not purchase from him, but if there were a way for me i would want it.

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time Před 4 lety +17

      @@markopolo1048 same exact premise as trump supporters and the info they get. They will forget and continue to follow him even if its pure lies

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 Před 4 lety +33

      Matthew Matt ;
      Except there’s the little issue of the fact that he didn’t say that the service/product he was providing was unfinished until you had paid for it and clicked on the logo
      That’s deceptive. If you watch the first video, Drew (a grown ass man btw not even a child) was very confused by what he was paying for because it the site purposefully misrepresents the service.
      $7 one time fee… but you’re not in just yet! Now you pay $57! Now here’s some half-assed videos. Oh but you wanted to be in Team 1000 like I said you would be when you spent your moms money? Lol not just yet, silly!
      This is not okay and has solid grounds for a lawsuit for sure.

  • @DownUnderUncovered
    @DownUnderUncovered Před 4 lety +3749

    I did a bit of digging, Demeanor is run by a company called Splish, Splish is apparently an app that's trying to be like Vine or in their words the 'Anti Instagram' ?? This is an excerpt from an article i found which includes the names of the founders...
    'Drake Rehfeld, Alex Pareto, Jackson Berry and Zac Denham, though between them they’ve also clocked up engineering hours working for Snapchat, Facebook and Team 10'
    It's funny, these are just a bunch of 'back end tech developers' who know how to write code and scam kids out of their parents money. They BELONG with team 10!
    *EDIT* - Demeanour, Adfluence or whatever the fuck, are not owned by Splish. They are owned by Jake Paul. Jake hired the Splish company to develop these websites for him. It's all Jake.
    Small Aussie Crime CZcamsr ✌️

    • @oh_heckk1766
      @oh_heckk1766 Před 4 lety +117

      Alyssa Jane nice reference with the back end tech developer

    • @goldendoodle252
      @goldendoodle252 Před 4 lety +88

      apparently Splish doesn't know what Reddit is if they're trying to be the "Anti Instagram"

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 Před 3 lety +7

      Ayyy fellow Aussie :D

    • @thecatlimitdoesnotexist
      @thecatlimitdoesnotexist Před 3 lety +19

      But can we can take a second to appreciate the research and time that was spent looking into this?
      Not all heroes wear capes. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @azrael4457
      @azrael4457 Před 3 lety +8

      Nice detective work.

  • @keelytesterman838
    @keelytesterman838 Před 2 lety +3

    “there’s no where to go but up”
    oh just you wait

  • @jessyawramko5216
    @jessyawramko5216 Před 4 lety +5024

    I feel like thats could be a class action suit. Paying for a product without ever receiving that product, false advertising, not protecting credit card info (every time you check out separately a cvc code should be required) and not to mention the site no longer existing nor having a proper terms and services

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox Před 4 lety +236

      Might as well add it to the pile, at this rate he's pretty close to reaching a dozen ongoing lawsuits!

    • @kirbfx
      @kirbfx Před 4 lety +278

      He should be is prison ffs. Seriously, he straight up scammed thousands of CHILDREN who were using their parents money. How is that not a serious crime???

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle Před 4 lety +80

      I’m pretty sure if you buy it but “the business fails” or something they can use that as an excuse to not deliver, especially if it’s service based product and not a tangible good. It’s like if you buy a year subscription to a game and it closes a month later, you probably won’t get your refund. Whatever terms of service you checked off without reading probably wrote in a legal clause to cover it

    • @munk314
      @munk314 Před 4 lety +26

      @@TheMurrmursonbottle would that mean theyd have to declare bankrupcy tho? or nah

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle Před 4 lety +5

      Callum of the North Possibly, but that depends on the terms of service too I’m pretty sure.

  • @katherinesmith2955
    @katherinesmith2955 Před 4 lety +3782

    Drew, the truth is, I really miss you calling us little stinkers

  • @pxige1946
    @pxige1946 Před 3 lety +54

    He named it team 1,000 because he thinks he’s 1,000 times the person everyone else is.

  • @GT0wned1
    @GT0wned1 Před 2 lety +22

    IDK how these dudes dont have massive class actions against them for all their Bs scams

  • @Mylo8328
    @Mylo8328 Před 4 lety +1870

    Jake Paul is like the Music man, but instead of scamming the kids parents, he’s scamming the kids, and instead of selling them musical instruments, he’s selling them nothing

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 4 lety +8

      Dude stole the line at 7:50 from the movie "rush hour 2" when the bank boss was exchanging fake money for real money. My memory is like a photograph.

    • @VindiceLibertas
      @VindiceLibertas Před 4 lety +2

      Indeed, Syd.

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- Před 4 lety +3

      Wo wo wo im gonna sue that man how dare he sell me

    • @kuiperbelt2488
      @kuiperbelt2488 Před 4 lety +5

      @ape escape what?

    • @DanielJayHouk
      @DanielJayHouk Před 4 lety +1

      @Dean M she's talkin about the musical, The Music Man, a story where a con artist goes town to town selling marching band equipment only to ditch town once they've paid

  • @lmaoo4607
    @lmaoo4607 Před 4 lety +901

    “Hold me accountable, no more Jake Paul videos” ok drew we tried.

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond Před 4 lety +28

      Remember that time he told us to punch him in the face?
      I think we might actually have to now.

    • @kingwashington4044
      @kingwashington4044 Před 4 lety +28

      @@AscendedBeyond I agree all 2 million of us should punch him in the face

    • @hoyoungwon
      @hoyoungwon Před 4 lety +14

      that rule resets every year

    • @durcheinander5554
      @durcheinander5554 Před 4 lety

      THAT'S THE REAL SCAM HERE lololol

  • @enfantshoue8177
    @enfantshoue8177 Před 2 lety +64

    Drew: “2020 has gotten off to a bit of an underwhelming start, but that means there’s nowhere to go but up”
    Me, watching in 2021 when the problems aren’t finished yet: 👁👄👁

    • @jae2138
      @jae2138 Před 2 lety +6

      *coughs in being in 2022 where the problems are continuing*

    • @teamflare1997
      @teamflare1997 Před rokem +1

      @@jae2138 I'll make another one in 2023

    • @NayLouise24
      @NayLouise24 Před rokem

      Coughs in 2023 long Covid…. 😂😂

  • @oxfuh
    @oxfuh Před 3 lety +10

    The end part bout 2020 going up aged like milk.

  • @Stasisification
    @Stasisification Před 4 lety +1769

    The fact that Drew didn’t have a pregnancy announcement after talking about all those pregnancy apps really threw me off haha
    *Edit* : holy shit, thanks for the likes guy!

    • @karoline9835
      @karoline9835 Před 4 lety +264

      im still convinced danny is pregnant

    • @YesNo-zd2qy
      @YesNo-zd2qy Před 4 lety +5

      @@karoline9835 nice pfp and name haha

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 4 lety +3

      *omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

    • @karoline9835
      @karoline9835 Před 4 lety +82

      Riskyy 29 dont care piss off

    • @702d02
      @702d02 Před 4 lety +24

      Riskyy 29 lol nobody wants to see your video

  • @allisonspillman1245
    @allisonspillman1245 Před 4 lety +3547

    You have never sounded more like John Mulaney than when you said “Babies don’t have secrets”

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 Před 4 lety +12

      Allison Hemmer 😂 trueeee

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 Před 4 lety +35

      Panic! At my chemical Piløts 12:21

    • @JuicemanGravy
      @JuicemanGravy Před 4 lety +23

      I read this in John Mulaney voice

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 Před 4 lety +9

      Sounds like something John Mulaney would say

    • @thesenate4070
      @thesenate4070 Před 4 lety +24

      Seriously he gives me john mulaney vibes like crazy

  • @anabsoluteunit5882
    @anabsoluteunit5882 Před 3 lety +14

    From edfluencer to demeanor to defunct 6:50

  • @Becktendo
    @Becktendo Před rokem +4

    I saw 3 years ago and thought “oh this was in 2017” holy shit this was 2020.

  • @sarahgallant2761
    @sarahgallant2761 Před 4 lety +13304

    Drew: “I guess 2020 is off to a bit of an underwhelming start. But that means there’s nowhere to go but up”
    2020: 👁👄👁

    • @yudonnom3
      @yudonnom3 Před 4 lety +273

      this comment was before the protests. WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +199

      @@yudonnom3 God is specifically punishing you. VERY distasteful hentai choices. Smh

    • @yudonnom3
      @yudonnom3 Před 3 lety +30

      @The Athiest Messiah the fuck

    • @dacodacorn1929
      @dacodacorn1929 Před 3 lety +179

      You: drew: “I guess 2020 is off to a bit of an underwhelming start. But that mean it there’s nowhere to go but up”
      2020 👁👄👁
      2020 now 🖕👁👄👁🖕

    • @nox71377
      @nox71377 Před 3 lety +30

      The good stuff: 😙✌🏼 c u later fam

  • @FungiiDraws
    @FungiiDraws Před 4 lety +2343

    "2020 is off to an underwhelming start" well that didn't age well

    • @cher9547
      @cher9547 Před 4 lety +1

      Fungii Draws oops-

    • @rae4624
      @rae4624 Před 4 lety +13

      @@cher9547 can't wait for May, I bet Earth will get colonized by aliens or some equally absurd stuff

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er Před 4 lety +4

      Can’t get any worse from here... right?

    • @luciddixon8202
      @luciddixon8202 Před 4 lety +19

      "there's nowhere to go but up"

    • @hera6310
      @hera6310 Před 4 lety +3

      Indirect Squid well it’s been going down since January....

  • @kingcohen2.076
    @kingcohen2.076 Před rokem +4

    He didn’t know what was gonna hit him

  • @sophieblackett9945
    @sophieblackett9945 Před 3 lety +14

    That “weird” thing on the pregnant belly was a hand