I Put Messi in Every Country

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2023
  • Lionel Messi seems to be having a great time in the United States so I figured I would give him a chance to play in every country just to see how that would go. Inter Miami won their first trophy with Messi on their team, but the problem when you put Messi in every country trying to do the same thing they seem to all end up in the Premier League.
    That’s not really true though, but the Messi’s concentrate at the top eventually. Shoutout to the Northern Mariana Islands, which has probably never been mentioned in a football or soccer video before but now in a video about Messi they get a shoutout. Not just in the video, but here too, that’s two shoutouts which has to break some kind of record.
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Komentáře • 336

  • @melusimsizazwe965
    @melusimsizazwe965 Před 8 měsíci +863

    United overspending when there are free or cheaper options is peak realism

    • @norbertsobon5621
      @norbertsobon5621 Před 8 měsíci +11

      They can do it considering it's almost impossible to bankrupt them due to all of their merch income etc 😂😂😂 but true, 100%

    • @notfunny007
      @notfunny007 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@norbertsobon5621Not difficult when we're £1bn in debt. Might not be long

    • @gx9362
      @gx9362 Před 8 měsíci

      yeah the ai know how to be realistic

    • @cantthink3012
      @cantthink3012 Před 8 měsíci +1

      That is the realist thing I’ve ever seen.. hate what this club has become sometimes

  • @pedrotorresboreli9708
    @pedrotorresboreli9708 Před 8 měsíci +186

    Argentinian Messi don't being that prominent is funny af in my opinion

  • @thefmeditor
    @thefmeditor Před 8 měsíci +58

    Brilliant stuff. Was a pleasure doing the database

  • @sickomode8455
    @sickomode8455 Před 8 měsíci +90

    Todd bohley building an army of messi's is not unreasonable

  • @DoubleK98
    @DoubleK98 Před 8 měsíci +209

    You get a Messi! You get a Messi!! Everybody gets a Messi!!!

  • @DGAMINGDE
    @DGAMINGDE Před 8 měsíci +87

    1:50 Fun Fact about Liechtenstein: They and the UK share an anthem melody. There are some videos of international matches where both anthems are played.
    The anthem used to be very popular with noble houses and was probably from France. Everyone from Bavaria to Hawaii and even the "Rattanakosin Kingdom" used it with different lyrics.

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 Před 8 měsíci +4

      They also used to have the same flag as Haïti, until both countries realized that in the 1936 Olympics in Berlin and changed them slightly

    • @99dndd
      @99dndd Před 8 měsíci

      Other fun fact about Liechtenstein is that their biggest export is false teeth.

  • @loudinho4532
    @loudinho4532 Před 8 měsíci +326

    This is actually such a unique idea, would love to see other players like Ronaldo and Mbappe do the same!

    • @LoomianGoat
      @LoomianGoat Před 8 měsíci +1

      Cant wait for Ronaldo to clone himself! Hundreds of times!!🎉🎉

    • @wolvewick4414
      @wolvewick4414 Před 8 měsíci +1

      why? what such unique of having hundreds of messis?

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@UwU-pk6nv
      > all time highest goal scorer in the world
      > couldn't hit a barn door
      What

    • @nathanolson3135
      @nathanolson3135 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Not Ronaldo, this is an experiment for GOAt only

    • @shahabuddin2802
      @shahabuddin2802 Před 8 měsíci

      Never mention Penaldo's name again under a Messi video.

  • @OnnumMuttaiyum
    @OnnumMuttaiyum Před 8 měsíci +66

    What happened to India? He must've turned out to be the captain of the cricket team

    • @senyorchilling
      @senyorchilling Před 8 měsíci +18

      he was offered a contract by Spurs so he went to uni to become a doctor instead

    • @Kejmur
      @Kejmur Před 4 měsíci +4

      And Polish one joined the volleyball team instead, while being disgusted by the level of our football national team, lol.

  • @BrandonSG13
    @BrandonSG13 Před 8 měsíci +43

    This is genuinely one of the funniest CZcams videos I have ever seen. From the second United signed Croatian and Belgian Messi’s for absurd prices, right until the end, I was in complete hysterics for 10 minutes straight. The way you delivered every line was just glorious. I love your stuff about international football, but this might just be your best work yet.

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending Před 8 měsíci +9

    I was about to comment about how excited I am that Antigua and Barbuda was mentioned before realizing that everyone's country was mentioned

  • @Zorbak962
    @Zorbak962 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Neverkusen getting three Messis and still not winning the Bundesliga is so real :(

  • @minichalvo9818
    @minichalvo9818 Před 8 měsíci +19

    Reece the Editor you put up with so much from our beloved Z respect

  • @Rakettivuori
    @Rakettivuori Před 8 měsíci +12

    Me: I wonder what Messi did for my home country Finland
    Finnish Messi: gets sold asap

  • @adaldi_
    @adaldi_ Před 8 měsíci +66

    Seeing Manchester United spending 85m and 95m in the first season while everyone else barely scraping 1m out of their pocket is making me laugh 😂

  • @Number-wq3fq
    @Number-wq3fq Před 8 měsíci +30

    As an Indian I want to know where the Indian Messi went, was he just forced to become a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer or did he actually get picked up

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Big clubs AI are stupid in FM.
    Chelsea IRL: Hold my beer.

  • @RebMightyMouse
    @RebMightyMouse Před 8 měsíci +5

    THAT INTRO WAS DOPE BEST 3 SECONDS OF MY LIFE

  • @BrendanP
    @BrendanP Před 8 měsíci +11

    That intro alone was gold 😂😂

  • @MystClips
    @MystClips Před 8 měsíci +4

    Idk, maybe a ballsy take, but I have a slight feeling that messi guy might be a good player

  • @TheRasmusdc
    @TheRasmusdc Před 8 měsíci +8

    that Messi intro was tight.. nice editing.

  • @ASAPOSSA
    @ASAPOSSA Před 8 měsíci +9

    Elite editing keep up the good work

  • @DJGamerz-kq4bo
    @DJGamerz-kq4bo Před 8 měsíci +13

    You get a Messi and you get a Messi and you get a Messi

  • @trilateral4386
    @trilateral4386 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Bro that intro was actually fire as hell 0:08

  • @jordylont1879
    @jordylont1879 Před 8 měsíci +4

    That intro was unreasonably cool lol

  • @Pvrge.
    @Pvrge. Před 8 měsíci +4

    My favourite part is when Zealand talks about Messi

  • @dlewis1701
    @dlewis1701 Před 8 měsíci +4

    This is genuinely brilliant. 👏

    • @mattyaztec
      @mattyaztec Před 8 měsíci

      Wonder what happened to Welsh Messi..

  • @johnnyyboy
    @johnnyyboy Před 8 měsíci

    This is brilliant mate 👏

  • @kagani6202
    @kagani6202 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is actually a very dipe video idea, i hope this becomes a series.

  • @WVSpartan50
    @WVSpartan50 Před 8 měsíci

    This video was INCREDIBLY entertaining and original. Amazing.

  • @sirprintalot
    @sirprintalot Před 8 měsíci +2

    this is every FM experiment video turned up to 1000000x

  • @subliminalgravy1549
    @subliminalgravy1549 Před 8 měsíci +36

    love this idea. be cool to see this in a format for players that failed like Eric Djemba Djemba or Adel Taarabt, but take their "best" stats and make them 18 and see what career they "could have" had.

    • @macario8836
      @macario8836 Před 8 měsíci

      If Taarabt "failed" when he won a Portuguese League title and a Portuguese Cup, what do you think "not failing" is? He might have won more trophies than half the players worldwide. More than you, too!

    • @RL-
      @RL- Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@macario8836Bojan Krkić won three La Liga titles, two Champions Leagues, the Copa del Rey, the Supercopa de España twice, a UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup, yet was in the Championship by 27, playing for a bottom feeder MLS club by 28 and in Japan by 30.
      Are you gonna say he didn't fail just because his teams won titles? Relative to his hype and potential, he was a huge flop.
      Also Taarabt played 136 minutes for Benfica the season they won the Primeira Liga. Not exactly crucial to their success was he? He started one match 😂 I'm surprised he was even credited with that honour.

    • @subliminalgravy1549
      @subliminalgravy1549 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@macario8836 Sheesh, rattled some here. I meant failed as in, failed to live up to lofty expectation they COULD have reached. A failure to reach potential in FM terms.
      By no means do I mean they didn't have successful in their careers, rather players like Taarabt had the ability to play for the biggest clubs rather than bobbing around after leaving QPR but (seemingly) the mentality that lead him to underachieve.
      As another comment pointed out with players like Bojan, you could add Ravel Morrison to this list or the mighty flop that was Bebe. That type of player.

  • @matthewmason8982
    @matthewmason8982 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Would’ve been interesting to see how different their stats ended up at the ends of their careers, depending on which ones got good training from the start of their career and those that didn’t.

  • @benportugal887
    @benportugal887 Před 8 měsíci +1

    banger of a video Zealand!!

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Před 8 měsíci +1

    I don't understand at all how or why there are Messi everywhere, but that was certainly the most enthusiastic geography lesson I have ever had! You are very entertaining! 🤣

  • @mafiousbj
    @mafiousbj Před 8 měsíci +1

    Great video to take a drink everytime he says Messi and time how fast you black out 😂

  • @jamie0x316
    @jamie0x316 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Classic Man UTD, all the clubs getting Messi for a couple mil or for free, Man UTD out here paying near 100 mil a piece

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit Před 8 měsíci

    Okay this made my day !

  • @elwynpeters499
    @elwynpeters499 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Zealand is the man

  • @Hephesus
    @Hephesus Před 8 měsíci +4

    Did Argentina get another Messi, or do we just get OG Messi?

  • @gmuzz
    @gmuzz Před 8 měsíci +1

    So love FMs accurate simulation of utds transfer policy.😂

  • @pentu7738
    @pentu7738 Před 8 měsíci +1

    the holy Grail of Footall Simulation is called "Anstoss" every german coach used it in their childhood

  • @maxiking8816
    @maxiking8816 Před 8 měsíci

    The intro was insane

  • @liambennett4928
    @liambennett4928 Před 8 měsíci

    what a brilliant vid.

  • @TheDarkKnightRacist
    @TheDarkKnightRacist Před 8 měsíci +2

    Imagine the goat debate in Messiverse

  • @TTGHAST
    @TTGHAST Před 8 měsíci +1

    Fun drinking game. Take a shot every time Zealand says Messi!

  • @Dynamic_Pear
    @Dynamic_Pear Před 22 dny

    That intro was amazing

  • @artsywolfliv8714
    @artsywolfliv8714 Před 8 měsíci +2

    well that was a messi situation haaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAplssendhelp

  • @Inst1nctAng3lPlayz
    @Inst1nctAng3lPlayz Před 8 měsíci +11

    Here's an interesting idea:
    What if you deleted the top 100 players in the world and just play the rest of the save out for 50-100 years?

  • @kamallewis-gopie6956
    @kamallewis-gopie6956 Před 8 měsíci

    Ayyyyy was hoping for the barbados shout out 😊

  • @steven5232
    @steven5232 Před 8 měsíci

    "It's 2030 how are you still alive?"
    Bit harsh on Woy that 😂😂

  • @reecesmith849
    @reecesmith849 Před 8 měsíci

    I love watching fm and have always wanted to play it but just get too confused and stuck with what to do when and why

  • @ariefhanyy
    @ariefhanyy Před 8 měsíci +1

    Cat distribution system = ❌
    Messi distribution system = ✅

  • @sophiamane
    @sophiamane Před 8 měsíci

    Great stuff putting Guyana Messi in there!

  • @sudanlamichhane200
    @sudanlamichhane200 Před 8 měsíci +6

    As a Nepali 🇳🇵this makes me happy knowing that this is the only FM video where someone from Nepal has done well in a save 😆

  • @GstarTrotsky
    @GstarTrotsky Před 8 měsíci +1

    Great vid mate. Look up the pronunciation of Kiribati though. Will blow your mind.

  • @JackHaines-st3hg
    @JackHaines-st3hg Před 8 měsíci +1

    What club did Wales Messi start at? Would love it if it was Pontypridd United as they are my local team

  • @martijnkosters9024
    @martijnkosters9024 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That sweet 2030 World Cup final 😮

  • @swbaxter13
    @swbaxter13 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Was kinda hoping to hear about Canadian Messi's career path, and whether any of the Messis went to MLS to finish out their careers. C'est la vie.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Před 4 měsíci

      Just seeing American Messi started at Inter Miami was hilarious enough to me.

  • @AdThe1st
    @AdThe1st Před 8 měsíci

    9:53 Why's Zealand sound like Shaggy the way he ends this sentence lmao

  • @nathanb286
    @nathanb286 Před 8 měsíci +1

    FM made Todd Boehly very realistic with the amount of money Chelsea spent

  • @rafaellabaez5630
    @rafaellabaez5630 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Thanks to Messi my country (Ecuador) reached its peak 💛💙❤️

  • @eiichirogoda8136
    @eiichirogoda8136 Před 8 měsíci

    That was amazing

  • @peacechan4500
    @peacechan4500 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This simulation basically prove even if Indonesia got their own messi. That messi gonna be other than a footballer.
    Thats depressing

  • @robg8307
    @robg8307 Před 8 měsíci

    This video got real messi real quick

  • @phoenix5054
    @phoenix5054 Před 8 měsíci

    This is so Messiy.

  • @RowinHaddick
    @RowinHaddick Před 8 měsíci

    This is the proudest moment of the last decade for my beloved Bolivia

  • @Delsito
    @Delsito Před 7 měsíci

    I watched the video and halfway through it i thought "oh i wonder whos the argentinian messi" and then said "oh, yeah right"

  • @yourdad302
    @yourdad302 Před 4 dny

    Rafael Leai was such a good joke 🤣🤣🤣 I’m Samoan so hearing that in a Zealand was so good🤣

  • @bullionsgaming
    @bullionsgaming Před 8 měsíci +9

    Everything about this video is brilliant

  • @lolaroflmao
    @lolaroflmao Před 8 měsíci +1

    shows you how much League Reputation and Finances play a part in transfer fees! Sri Lankan Messi $22k ... Chinese Messi $114M

  • @tonyd7185
    @tonyd7185 Před 8 měsíci

    This calls for a Messi vs Ronaldo verse.

  • @elitavendale7167
    @elitavendale7167 Před 8 měsíci

    Australian messi just chilling at Sydney Fc winning every league title

  • @2011jakew
    @2011jakew Před 8 měsíci +3

    Take a drink every time you hear the word “Messi”

  • @nugrohobintoro583
    @nugrohobintoro583 Před 8 měsíci

    Z is the best FM reporter

  • @gtwiggerwork
    @gtwiggerwork Před 8 měsíci +1

    How can I download this database, i couldnt see anything on that twitter page

  • @xfmmanktwat9383
    @xfmmanktwat9383 Před 8 měsíci

    That intro went so fucking hard

  • @plus12gaming
    @plus12gaming Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'm crying because that is exactly like Man Utd to sign the $85m & $95m players instead of all the cheap ones😭

  • @nealdadhania3331
    @nealdadhania3331 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Its pronounced Kiribas btw not Kiribati
    I do sound petty
    great video though

  • @yeehaw1181
    @yeehaw1181 Před 8 měsíci

    Ecuador making it all the way to the final and losing it is such an Ecuador thing to do

  • @damoncrossan3827
    @damoncrossan3827 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I guess you could say things got... messi.... ill let myself out 😅

  • @me-ey8uu
    @me-ey8uu Před 8 měsíci

    OGC NICE sounds lit lol

  • @higgnkfe
    @higgnkfe Před 8 měsíci +1

    This just highlights how messed up the reputation system is in FM that the same player's value can so drastically differ based on where they play.

  • @9NineVolt
    @9NineVolt Před 8 měsíci

    9:20 yes it is, and double it actually! The entire Trinidad and Tobago league is worth 10 million USD

  • @justinkoenig6030
    @justinkoenig6030 Před 8 měsíci

    Love that Fulham signed the Amercian... Can we get him to replace Mitro? 😅

  • @BigD-bo
    @BigD-bo Před 8 měsíci

    The word Messi has been said at least a million times

  • @gewertpl
    @gewertpl Před 8 měsíci

    Ans of course, the Polish Messi has failed to make an appearance. How scarily accurate :)

  • @teboho_26
    @teboho_26 Před 8 měsíci

    Big ups to Zealand for not butchering Lesotho's name 🤟🏾 this is the first time I've seen a video with all countries involved and Lesotho is acknowledged 😊

  • @MultiRani10
    @MultiRani10 Před 8 měsíci

    What a Messi video

  • @robbiebalboa
    @robbiebalboa Před 8 měsíci

    I want what you’re having for coming up with this idea.

  • @MeatVision
    @MeatVision Před 8 měsíci +1

    I want the Blue Ayuyus's jersey RIGHT NOW

  • @DinoOnSpace
    @DinoOnSpace Před 8 měsíci

    Glad to see my country. Love from Nepal

  • @andrewshearer9218
    @andrewshearer9218 Před 8 měsíci

    GOAT

  • @Flyinflag
    @Flyinflag Před 8 měsíci +1

    YES BUT DID SAN MARINO WIN A SINGLE GAME WITH THE HELP OF MESSI?!
    and other pressing news at 6

  • @carlosmm6945
    @carlosmm6945 Před 8 měsíci

    Whoo Cape Verdean Messi. That would be nice

  • @Shadic70
    @Shadic70 Před 8 měsíci

    i lost it when the Netherlands won the world cup XD. the Netherlands are basically the international version of Spurs

  • @Dubz759
    @Dubz759 Před měsícem

    The intro had no business going that hard…

  • @Ninjakiw1
    @Ninjakiw1 Před 2 měsíci

    fun fact, in my fm save im currently in 2036, and not only did the US win a world cup before England did, but to this point England have yet to win any major trophy and the World Cup that the US won, they beat England in the final.

  • @KrisipyKram99
    @KrisipyKram99 Před 8 měsíci +1

    9:58 Surprise Shaggy Jumpscare

  • @roylammens
    @roylammens Před 8 měsíci

    11:40 me as a kid when Greece won the Euros in 2004

  • @lowencraft1404
    @lowencraft1404 Před 5 měsíci

    Time Traveller: Sits on chair
    The world: