Everything Wrong With The Bourne Supremacy In 12 MInutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 25. 07. 2016
- There's a new Jason Bourne movie! In the spirit of celebration, we went looking for sins in the 2nd one: The Bourne Supremacy. Found a few.
Thursday: Guess.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Yo, dog, they're in Goa, not Gao. Gao's in frickin' Mali.
Also, Goa is one of the bigger tourist destination in India, so a couple of European hippies living on the beach really shouldn't raise any eyebrows.
Yeah, this guy isn't very good or funny.
@@texan6673 😐😐😐
Thank you for the comment. I was going to point out the exact same thing. I get distracted every time he calls the place "Gao" instead of "Goa" 🐸
@Luke Daniel Will both of you sockpuppet creep bots please fuck off
Too busy sinning the movie to recognize his own sin, perhaps.
8:33: wrong, jason bourne actually hurt his leg.
Agreed, did he watch the movie at all?
"Do they not know how Bourne Bournes?"
Might be my favorite CinemaSine line of all time
Do you even bourne bro?
How many Bourne's Bournes does a Bourne Bourne.
“Bourne hitting a low point and doing Pourne, Bourne Pourne. The Pourne Ultimatum!”
'Appartment' is the French spelling of the English apartement. Bourne was in France earlier. 2:05
6:14 Landy is trying to prolong the conversation so they can find Bourne's location. You can hear just before her question that it's needed 20 seconds to find him.
9:46 That shot is like 150 ft with a pistol. That isn't an easy shot to hit dude.
With irons. The front sight post probably looks wider than Bourne’s body.
Plus he's drunk
Exactly lol. Anyone that hits a target just likr that having just ran out of a car is a fucking master shooter lol.
1:41 I don't know if you've ever been to a beach, but by running where the sand is still damp it doesn't slow you down since it is more compact I guess. If he ran on the dry sand it would be slower and harder to run on.
I've never ran on the beach, but i have ran in sand. I've never really thought about it, but that makes a lot of sense. hmm.
Don't think Jeremy's ever ran, end of ;)
Still no impressions or sand kicking up. When you run, there's more energy when you cone down on your foot than when walking and I've left prints even in wet sand, so still unbelievable.
It depends on how you’re running if you run with the front of your feet then it doesn’t really matter if you’re in dry sand because you weren’t getting much drag by doing that your whole foot isn’t getting hard in the sand
Yeah I find a quite a few of the "sins " in this video aren't fully researched , some are reasonable, others are just nit-picking
How did you miss the the biggest sin of all: mouth to mouth under fucking water
Bourne only tried to do that, but it didn't work. He didn't know what else to do.
Also looked like he was just kissing his GF goodbye
He was kissing her, silly.
then it was necrophilia
Underwater kissing is even worse. Two sins.
Also, she was already dead. Five sins.
"DAMMIT JIM!!...I'm a DOCTOR!...not an ASSASSIN!!.." Bones exclaims!..
lol
Classic.
hehehe
I was DREDD-ing someone would say that.
Same in the movie Red.
2:37 If you want to avoid being discovered, I really doubt going to England will make things easier.
He gets shitty when Bourne walks through train stations with the cameras....you can't walk anywhere in a city without being seen! Maybe out of the city sure, but it would be well documented where u landed and where you went as far as they had cameras to track you.
Since he would have been harder to track in India he should have lived in the jungles rather than the city, and instead of fleeing to Europe, could have went to somewhere less conspicuous like Madagascar or Borneo.
What?! The more than 3 million surveillance cameras won't spot Bourne!
"New York City, New York" in case you confused it with "New York City, Uzbekistan".
Hong Kong, Hong...
hahhahahahahahaaa
I've been so tempted to go through each time he does that and find an example.
In my defense I live in Maine and we have Paris, China, Mexico, Peru, Portland, York and a number of other stolen place names I can't remember. We are the least creative State when it comes to naming things.
"But who took photo?"
A tourist? Passing pedestrian? Not exactly rocket science here, man.
OMG EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SHREK I JUST KNOW IT THATS THE NEXT VIDEO GUYS IM CALLING IT
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
YES
It's all ogre now.
Indeed yes!
+Harry Bishop
Oh hi
Actually fingerprints are simply the oil, sweat, etc on the skin being transferred in the shape of the pattern on our fingers on a surface. So if you have his fingerprints somewhere recorded you can actually print them with similiar substances (or simply glue) to make an artificial one. We have printers that can make complex 3D structures and even food, so this isn't really something special.
Yeah but this movie is from 2005...
+TheJudoJoker *2004
The CCC (german techie and hacker group) replicated a fingerprint around this time. The process is really easy, you can do that at home. Even earlier than 2000 if you wanted.
Yeh and what he did was get some sticky tape and transferred the finger prints which is used a lot irl
seeing Sticky Tape in a movie isn't that unbelievable
That's... terrifying.
As I've gotten older, coincidences in movies don't bug me as much as they used to. I've had many strange ones happen in my real life to know that they are not only possible but occur all the time.
True that
5:00 Haha, love the "Save the Last Dance" reference.
I know eh? Haha I laughed so hard.
We are all shocked that Aliens Vs Predator or the sequel havn't been sinned
I bet they'll do that when Alien: Covenant comes out.
tbh AvP the original was passable (kinda liked it tbh wasnt the originals at all but still liked it) but the second... its honestly the worst aliens or predator movie i have ever seen... and considering the recent movies that is saying a lot...
I liked the premise for Requiem. Predalien was cool. The Aliens taking over the town fit their MO. However the acting was bad, characters (humans) were not all that likable, and I remember the movie being really dark. As in some scenes were hard to see. Although don't quote me on that last part. It's been a while since I saw it.
+WarhammerGeek14 is that the one where a group of teenagers with guns fight off Xenos but a battle group of marines couldn't do shit? If so I hated that one with a passion.
A NamelessTrooper Yep; suddenly small caliber weapons are xeno killers where as in Aliens a 9mm sidearm just ricochets off a warriors dome
9:15 Pg 13 strip clubs, I'm dying.
haha
LUL instead of Kappa Kappa
+Blorp Wut??
ikr
ya i lost it too, dont remember that about the movie but it really would make no sense in real life, lol
I think that Bourne trying to figure out memories from the case that's going on and why they framed him specifically is kind of the point. He was involved in Neski's murder, which was his first target, and the documents that were being recovered had to do with it. Pointing fingers at Bourne, who was involved even though they didn't know it at the time, is a very simple way to divert suspicion from the people hiding in plain sight. And investigating the case is certainly gonna trigger memories about the muder.
Btw, he went to Russia to talk to Neski's daughter, not to hunt down the guys involved. His investigation ended with Abbott's confession.
All in all, I think it's a pretty consistent plot in that regard.
Uh oh. Not "Gao" India. It's "Goa." That's one sin for you!
Next week please Do Batman V Superman and Deadpool.
wasn't deadpool already done or was that honest trailers? ....honest trailers. Nevermind
There arent enough minutes in the multiverse for an EWW video of BvS....
+Dead Pool Mr. pool Please Go take A chill pill.
+Dead Pool why the fancy red suit Mr. Pool?
Please tell us, why. BvS (the ultimate cut) was a brilliant movie and there is nothing you can say about that. the only, and I mean only, kind of wonky part of the movie was the "martha"-thingy.
11:17 "Boston accent in his Russian" lol
You're going to have a field day with Allegiant... Boy, I could make the video myself, i'm predicting over 200 sins.
you are omitting the extras... :p amateurs
+Astruh that's why they say call in
200 sins? massive understatement
Jeremy says "Gao" instead of "Goa"
*ding*
Exactly! Even I was wondering the same.
So Bourne Supremacy - 100 sins; Jeremy - 2 sins (number of times he pronounced it Gao instead of Goa)
+EpicBeard815 thinks he's original, saying the same comment that dozens of others have said before him...
*ding*
You hardly have to scour - like half the comment section is people making the same comment.
***** Manek thinks that scouring is involved to see the same comment plastered all over the place. *Ding*
After hearing your sin on the fingerprint thing, I was suddenly hit with a moment of terror as I realized that 3D printing is going to make the creation of fingerprint gloves easy. Just need a fingerprint image from the person you want to use as a guide and you can make gloves with anyone's fingerprint that you can then wear and do mischief.
9:20 he doesn't figure it out, he goes to Russia to apologize to the Neski daughter and then, while trying to do that, has to escape cops and Karl Urban. Just a coincidence it all happens in the same city.
5:38
A rolled up magazine actually a trained fighting technique. The magazine is super strong and painful when used like a stick when rolled up, especially when jabbed with it
Very available and used as a weapon/armor in penitentiary disagreements
Lmfao. "In case you confused it with Berlin, North Dakota." But I must say, it wasn't as cliche as the Eiffeltower landscape shot in Identity that popped up every time to make sure everyone knows this is Paris.
Yeah but he counted it as a sin every time the Eiffel tower was used for that, *and* in addition counted it as a sin the one time the Eiffel tower was *not* used (but the Arc de Triomphe instead).
I guess knowing that your parents loved each other to the end, and did not kill each other in a family drama is somehow more comforting. It tells you, that you do not come from a fucked up family, and makes that woman feel better in the long run.
Very good point.
Haha I got a finding dory ad before this that said "the only hero to remember less than Jason Bourne" haha
Rhys Nichols What about the guy in Memento?
Gao, India *ding
it's Goa
come on CinemaSins, you spell wrong twice !
+Thir Thir *spelled
+ConspicuousNinja thank you sir
:P
One more *Ding from me too mate :)
Amsterdam is not a country, I'm sinning it because I don't have a life
2:23: isn't it "Goa", not Gao?
Yeah. I gave this video 1 sin for that.
Yep
In case you confused it with Goa, India
Yea and bourne wouldnt standout there cuz there are a lot of foreigners there ,especially white people . Come on cinema sins you could have just googled that shit.
+Simon Brooks exactly!
it is goa india i think rather than gao. although i am not sure.
Was about to say the same thing. Also Cotton Candy is not uncommon.
The sinner has sinned ...
Thank You. It bugged the hell out of me :D
ur right
thank you lol i was about to comment on that too
Karl Urban but no Star Trek or Dredd in the bloopers? :/
Dammit, Bourne. I'm a doctor, not an assassin!
Why not both? It'll be perfect. They'll feel no pain and never suspect a thing :3
The C.I.A's not the law. I'm the law!
I didn't know Karl Urban was in this movie.
and Lord of the Rings
Congrats on getting 6 mil subs
You come to CZcams, you watch a video, laugh...maybe think about stuff you didn't really think about before, you might get angry, you go to the comments, and sometimes, there's a cool dude out there congratulating someone for reaching a goal based on the creator's time and energy. You're my boy, Blue!
+Kenny X Sites This isn't the place for nice comments. Get out.
has gotten out.
Bourne being multilingual might explain his spelling inconsistency (appartement is the correct spelling for Dutch and French). As a multilingual person my notes tend to be in several languages. Sometimes I even switch languages mid sentence, haha!
That's something I can agree as well.
Sin #83 (13:27) You've obviously never fired a handgun before, have you Jeremy?
The map thing really stood out to me during the movie. Not only everything you mentioned - driving and figuring it out really fast but also that he's in a country that he certainly isn't that familiar with. As I recall he did the same thing in Paris in the first movie.
After he says, "Get some rest, Pam, you look tired," she turns around as if he was behind her, but of course he couldn't tell if she was tired just by looking at the hair on the back of her head.
We all know how you love this franchise. Sinning it must have hurt physically.
BvS Dawn of Justice
Ultimate Edition.
Everything Wrong with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice...in 143 minutes or less....
200+ at least
the original or uncut version?
YES! Do that, Jeremy!
3:03 filming in freshwater can definitely be that green. I've taken videos while diving in a few lakes (profile pic) and I had to buy a filter for my gopro so the videos didn't look so green.
I think the "You're late" thing is thrown in to try and show how seriously the person, who was already there waiting, takes his or her job.
At least you can remove a sin off that Jason Bourne uses a paper magazine to defeat that Treadstone assassin and it actually works. It's like using a paper to cut off skin like a knife.
I'm pretty sure next sin review will be "The Bourne Ultimatum" and until next time of seeing "MATT DAMIEN!!!"
No results for a Moscow in British Columbia, but Berlin North Dakota has 34 people in it.
Omg, thank you so so so much! I was hoping for this to come before the release of the new Bourne movie. Please do Ultimatum next! I'm so excited.
Another sin is during the car chase, when Karl Urban pits Bourne's car, in the overhead shot you see that Kirill clearly misses by inches, but in the next shot, he somehow smashed the right side of the trunk.
"Do they not know how Bourne bournes?" CinemaSins never lets me down :D
Have never checked before but I checked this time, and Berlin, North Dakota is a real town. All the times before has he been saying real places when he has made the joke of "in case you confused it with (Blank), (Blank)"?
While I'm happy the video is up, I must say, you were a little harsh with the sins this time.
1. I don't get why the movie would get sins for naming the locations and putting a picture. I mean it was nowhere near as obvious at the Eiffel Tower in the first movie.
2. It's easy to take a print of Bourne's given he's worked for them and probably didn't just leave a paper finger print.
3. The German guy he was trying to confront about Treadstone (which seems fair enough) doesn't sense he's there until he enters his home and finds the alarm system had been tampered with.
4. Why does Pamela have no reason to say "What if I can't find her (Nicky)?" At this point she could have guessed it's Nicky, because Bourne gave a detailed description, but she doesn't know he can see her, so she can pretend Nicky is not around to be sent because she doesn't want to put her in danger.
And "Roll credits"
Yeah, that is CinemaSins. I mean, okay, the names of the location, I can forgive that, but the movie doesn't commit as many sins as CinemaSins claims. Lol
Why give a fuck? Its a comedy channel, jesus christ the effort it must have taken you to say that shit. Laugh and move on.
+Lisa Suessenbach I understand where you're coming from. I get very defensive when they sin movies I like (especially this one), but I learned a long time ago that you're wasting your time by taking the sins seriously. At least they respect the movie.
I was hoping for a couple of removed sins, but im still a virgin. I got other things to worry about.
Calm the fuck down? I love CinemaSins! I just think about some of the sins they find, and some of them can be explained even though it seems illogical at first. That's just fun. I'm not talking this seriously anyway.
Omg I just realized that he hasn't sinned Whiplash!!!! This NEEDS to happen!!!
I almost forgot Karl Urban was in this! lol
Haha, love that Snowpiercer reference.
The first apartment with two Ps is writen in french, that's why it has two Ps
Chapeau!
Well then nice to know my errors where only in English but not if I wrote multilingual when I used it.
The French spelling is 'appartement', so even if it supposed to be French, it's still spelled incorrectly.
Oh man, that last mash up with the Matrix was really well done.
I can't believe you passed over how Bourne was performing mouth to mouth UNDERWATER for minutes and didn't run out of Oxygen.
If we go by the books for his backstory, Bourne is a former member of Delta Force and in peak condition. We see him taking air from an airpocket in the car, so we can handwave the rest of it as him just having excellent lung capacity.
DWSimmy The time underwater is in itself incredible but maybe possible for the most incredible humans. However in the film he exhaled 3 TIMES into his girlfriend's mouth trying to revive her. He somehow emptied his lung capacity underwater and lived for another minute watching her drift away and hiding
For the sin about Berlin, Germany, that one is a bit off. There are more than one cities in the world with the name Berlin.
Germany comes to mind for everyone whenever someone says Berlin. It so famous that you pretty much know it is in Germany.
+Maxwel Jessen I guess your right, but another Berlin comes to mind when I think of Berlin.
That's the point the video is making, he uses Berlin in North Dakota as an example
There's a Berlin, Vermont. There's also a Moscow, Vermont.
For everyone outside North America there is no need to give the country name after a famous city. It's just that the USA seems to have three or four of every European city name :D
PG-13 strip clubs......
You win good sir, you win.
3:52 - YES. THANK YOU. That's always bugged me!
11:14 Russian is an incredibly difficult language, and VERY few non-Russian speakers will be able to speak Russian without a heavy accent. +1 Sin for CinemaSins
I'm joke, better make an early.
It's about fucking time! I've waited years for this! Please do the Bourne Ultimatum too.
Years? Really? They've only been around for like three years and did Bourne Identity a year ago. I think you're exaggerating.
*DING*
three years since the 4th but the rest the 3rd was over 5 years ago this over 10 years ago
+pureblackeagle I don't think you could've written a comment stupider than that.
2:26 - it's the only sedan in a place filled with scooters and utility vans!
Also a car with nice polish, so not the cheapest rental car...
rolled up magazine vs knife.
Roll up a glossy mag tight, give it to a friend and ask them to hit you energetically.
You'll see how Bourne could win.
A rolled up magazine is a short bat (a.k.a. baton)
Which superhero movies are you going to sin next week before Suicide Squad comes out?
Too many sins to count
Not deadpool
+Abel Villa (The Cynic) not deadpool
suicide squad, for coming out so late in the summer that all of the trailers have already ruined the whole thing
First of all, don't watch them if you hate spoilers. Second of all, literally none of the trailers showed anything important story-wise.
They basically showed us the same scenes over and over again and we still have no idea what the hell is actually going on in the movie
I bet the next one is Everything Wrong With Brokeback Mountain.
..Horse peeps into tent..sees two guys getting it on...horse kicks one in the face..guy becomes JOKER..fights BATMAN!... "..YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS!!??...answer?...UPSETTING A HORSE!!??.."
Know the movie well...lol
Dave Cottee Lol
Eww
This was a good one.Love your videos,
2:26 - Your funniest narration of a sin ever. I laughed like a madman
Referring to Amsterdam as a country
*ding*
R.I.P HARAMBE. WE'LL MISS YOU BUDDY
#DicksOutForHarambe
there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring the fight to you for this.
Another sin should be added for the assassin not waiting around to take out Marie (since he assumed he shot Bourne) as she may have some kind of knowledge that could be trouble for his boss. There would not be any kind of added heat for the second death, and it would just be good assassining to make sure all loose ends are taken out.
anyone else actually enjoy legacy or just no.
No one did.
I did, as a Bourne it's obviously not as good as the Damon films but as an action spy thriller it's an entertaining movie
mk6rfc1 It was pretty damn bland, they lied in the trailers and it was rather confusing.
+J. Hugg yus
+pureblackeagle I don't remember seeing the trailers so can't speak to that point but I literally just rewatched it a couple of hours ago and it's still fun so I wouldn't call it bland and confusing (there's a lot of science talk when comes to the pills but I wouldn't call that confusing)
5:03 Amsterdam is no country, nor isnt fully what you say lol, a couple of dings there haha. Even though the Bourne series are awesome movies, when looking closer you realise it isnt perfect (tip, dont watch movies after seeing it on CinemaSins xD)
The Harry Potter joke was legendary. Very subtle, but amazing. I see you cinema sins dude, I see youuuuuu
2 uploads 2 days? love it
I just saw the movie on July 20th in Meridian, Idaho. They had a special screening... with Matt Damon in attendance!
When I say "the movie", I meant Jason Bourne.
There was an early showing there?
thats pretty lucky
Nampa reppin
I got dizzy watching Bourne 2 and 3 from all the camera shaking.
That could be said for literally any action movie these days. At least these movies do it pretty well.
You guys went hard af on this joint
Finally !!! Thank you CinemaSins :) So... Ultimatum coming up soon ? ^^
So I get that CinemaSins isn't meant to be serious, for the most part, but I don't understand the whole business of sinning place names. Sure, for a lot of us it's unnecessary and we don't confuse the places mentioned with other places. But for quite a few people who aren't necessarily aware of capitals and major financial cultural centres around the world, it's probably some new information. Of course, rarely does the actual city that an event takes place in have any real significance.
And I'm not saying this specifically for those in non-English speaking nations, as I'm guessing movies have region specific text that shows up (or they ought to). Just that there are some people that I've met who don't know where Prague is, or that the Hagia Sophia indicates that the story is taking place in Turkey, etc. etc. It just seems to be an odd thing to sin.
Who the heck does not know where Prague is? What are they teaching at school? And what the fuck is considered common knowledge to some people? I mean, there are some things, not only places, or landscapes that are (at least that is how I was brought up) emberassing not to know. Not to say that you can't lern new things, but I assume these people went to school right?
It seems like it's belittling the audience's intelligence. Like they're making the movie for people with the mentality of a 3 year old.
its a running gag like this scene doesnt contain a lap dance
+Daniel Hodge Exactly, I couldn't have said it better, I mean even acknowledging that several (I think at least 6 or 7) “Berlins“ exist all over the world, logic should tell you that it's very likely Centro-Berlin in Argentinia or Berlin in Dakota. We are talking about an movie that fits the “worlwide-superspy“ cliché. These guys don't exactly hang out at places that haven't written “super-recognizable/important“ written all over them, if its not an replacable generic jungle/desert/villain HQ that is...
Actually there are dozens of Berlins just in the US.
Amsterdam is not a country, its the capital city of The Netherlands. Sin for you
If you're high on hash with hookers, it feels like a country.
He's using it metaphorically. It's like driving through a vineyard area and calling it "wine country". In this case he's calling Amsterdam "the country of drugs, etc". If you drive through Compton in LA you might call it "gang country". It's just an expression.
+Vincent Beers "Remember lads, this is bandit country; shoot anything that moves" - SAS CS:GO
Learn English.
not the capital :D
Absolutely great stuff!
Waiting for my favorite CZcams channel to make a memento video
DING!
Wait why aren't you guys verified?
Good question! Maybe there's some tiny youtube channel that's verified and this mega channel just copied them and no one knows.
something tells me some big company decided to fuck them over with copyright and now they cant
what channel could you be talking about as that seems pretty specific
The_ Archer1202 Nah I was just kidding. I meant that this channel was fake and that's why they weren't verified
LC-KING BEATS Oh okay thanks.
You said goa wrong
You should do Bourne Legacy next! I've been waiting for that one!
The music at the end of each movie... Classic
It has never been proven that everyone's finger print is different, in fact there is proof of the opposite
Citation please
Bullshit
Nope there isn't. There are more varieties of Fingerprints then the human DNA, but have too properly read them.
Fingerprints have been red wrong, which in turn got the wrong people arrested.
Not sure if tinfoil hat or just edgy teen
TheNinthGenerarion www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/14/why-your-fingerprints-may-not-be-unique/
issues.org/20-1/mnookin/
Do silence of the lambs.
One SIN for Lector not eating Jodie Foster..before a chick did years later!...
Do "The Cobbler"! Its about a shoe maker who changes places with people when he wears their shoes😂
plzzz do everything wrong with "over the hedge"
Everything wrong with Coraline or Crimson Peak. Or Deadpool lol
or the Lego Movie
+Jaylynn Kellar (WinsisterAngel666) Ik I'm still waiting for deadpool
Rocky next.
HA! That last audio crossover was one of the best you've ever done.
"What happens if the engine stops, we all freeze and die!" LMAO
Clever comment.
Ha, nice clever comment really got me there.
OMG HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL man these comments get me every time. Good comment. 10/10 IGN could use more bacon.
Witty answer
***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
clever reply
Everything wrong with Beauty and the Beast
"This poor girl. She finally gave up that ballet/hip-hop dream and settled for a life in the CIA. She had a rough year or two back in the day with Jason Bourne's amnesia"
HAHA
This had me so confused for a second. I was like "When did Nicky ever do ballet/hip-hop?", but it becomes clear in Ultimatum, she hoped to save the last dance for Jason.
1:42 A person who wants to run on firm ground and doesn't want sand to get in their tennis shoes. You have clearly never gone running on a beach.