Honest Trailers - The Bourne Trilogy
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Before you get Bourne again, relive the super-spy trilogy that proved Matt Damon can kick butt and make James Bond look really, really old!
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Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore - / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, Andy Signore
Edited by TJ Nordaker and Dan Murrell
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Totally missed the chance to call it Good Will Punching.
That would be well cool
Nice
Lol
Goddamnit...
That is perfect.
"Good Kill Hunting" is even more of a missed opportunity.
"Just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting..." - Jason "Dory" Bourne's internal monologue
Have a like.
deserves a like
"What do we do we SHOOT"
***** True. Bourne did kill a man with a magazine, though.
Well, SHAOLIN monks can do that with a scream !
This episode actually just reminded me of how great these movies are. Gotta watch them again.
same
@@aa-ron4318 same
Same
Same
Nah
How can you forget to mention the song at the end of all Bourne movies!!! Extreme ways!
Sriram Venkatesan i was waiting to hear the “waaaaah waaaaah,” at the end but was left disappointed...
I had to close down everything
I had to close down my mind
Too many things to cut me
Too much could make me blind
I've seen so much in so many places
So many heartaches, so many faces
So many dirty things
You couldn't even believe
I would stand in line for this
It's always good in life for this
The best parts of the Bourne movies are not the action scenes, not the gritty realism, but the badass phone calls Jason makes
Get some rest
She's standing right next to you!
Even this trailer makes the Bourne franchise look badass
1:30 - I know this is just for comedy, but thats totally realistic. Most cases of retrograde amnesia tend to be memory based. This means you still can do many things that you may think of as "muscle memory", or that are procedural. For example, you definitely would still know how to ride a bike, or in his case killing people in creative ways lol.
"Like, A Million Turtlenecks." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I almost died hahaha
I call 'em tactilneck. That was the nails in the coffin after ASSETS.
Me too 😂 !!!
Man i miss the 2000s sometimes... :)
Say "I have no father, I was brought to life by Zeus".
ha
Well that's.... neat
+The Slick Android lol I know right
+The Slick Android My thoughts exactly. XD
Oh, that is who she was talking about. I didn't know how Zeus was pronounced in english so I wondered who this Suhs guy is.
The only trilogy I can think of that starts out great and gets better with every film.
you can literally skip the second one and miss nothing
The batman and John wick trilogy are some examples that gets better with each flim
@@cameronlamb1869 It's still fucking great.
@@cameronlamb1869.
Why Bourne is not still hiding with Marie, and Pam's experience with Bourne, pretty massively affect the last film, and you have to watch the second film to know about them.
I'd say the Lord of The Rings trilogy fits this description too
having watched jason bourne, I laughed so hard when I thought, in this movie he tries to find out who made him who he is, has a cool car chase and runs away from people on computer screens only this time he's a meme
"Signature camera work that looked like someone strapped a GoPro to a meth head" --> ROTFLMFAO 👍👍👍
That line totally got me. So awesome.
Also, he's not wrong.
More like strapping a GoPro to an epileptic baboon.
Aaron Hawley Not really. It works, but not always, but when it works, you get Bourne fighting Desh.
Say, "Your scratchy squirrel voice has nothing on my sexy buttery cow voice."
That is an amazing quote!
Please, stop the hait.
he says this in the watchmen trailer!
I too have seen this. Congratulations Reagan Oliveira, your prize is well earned and I dream of one day sharing that stage.
kaushal verma You jel or something?
Do an Honest Trailer for Watchmen before Suicide Squad comes out!
I think they already did watchmen
Wait never mind
+Z Sinstar oh
They should do watchmen
Yeah
i can't believe you guys didn't include the best part of this film! "what if I can't find her?" "Should be easy. She's standing right in front of you"
if you were in your office we'd be having this conversation face to face
@@kristiankamph4334 Take some rest Pam, you look tired.
Get some sleep Pam... You look tired.
He can remember and do all those cool things because of procedural memory. It works on a different system to episodic memory (who he is). Procedural is subconsciously embedded, episodic is consciously embedded 😊
Tom - Geek 😒
"NERD!!!" -Mr. Piccolo. 😉
Thank you, I was looking for someone to have commented this already! Spot on.
i feel like watching Idiocracy, where being smart is not cool
A- level psychology
Please Say: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose guava juice, giant snake birthday cake, large fry chocolate shake.
Who else sang it?
"Timmy is a average kid who no one understands, mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands"
+TheGirlLikesMovies bad twerp
+TheGirlLikesMovies "The doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly, by these magic little fish who grant his every wish, 'cause they're reality"
They are his odd parents, fairly oddparents.
"Wands and wings!"
"Floaty crowny things!"
All I want for Christmas - which should give you enough time to do it - is an honest trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with a line that points out that, other than the vampires, ALVH is actually MORE historically accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln, right down to getting the wallpaper right.
That's right, a movie where Honest Abe slays vampires is more historically accurate than a historical movie about Lincoln.
Maybe the attention to detail in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is more accurate, but surely the rest of the film isn't :p
Just like how Monty Python and the Holy Grail is (probably) the most historically accurate movie adaptation of the original King Arthur stories.
Sebastian Winner Other than the vampires, it actually IS more accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln.
Maybe they should've been trying to be accurate to the book instead of to history.
Skills of Liam Neeson from Taken + Brains of Dory from Finding Nemo = Jason Bourne
is it weird that that made sense??
George Weasley Nope
Not at all. For three movies, it worked very well.
It doesn’t fully make sense, because amnesia and short-term memory loss are not at all the same thing.
The one thing that always bugged me was when he was in public, he did nothing to conceal his identity. Not even a friggin hat.
That's because it would be obvious, they would be looking for someone with hat and sunglasses. Instead, he hided by dressing as everyone else who is not hiding.
@@VascoCC95 I always figured it's because his face looks just like everyone else's in the universe on average, so he's got a great disguise just being himself.
In the universe where Matt Damon doesn't exist, obviously.
@@aaronrobinson2121, having read the books I can tell you that is exactly why he didn't hide his face. The treadstone operatives were all average in appearance so as to be able to blend in easily. Of course the books were written well before the age of ever present security cameras, facial recognition software, and real-time data transmission. Even with these things, spotting that one specific average looking guy in a crowd of average looking guys is going to be tricky.
That's because the movie is one big make-believe bulls--t. It sells stunts with confidence, but that does not mean they are possible. For example, you cannot defeat a knife fighter with a rolled newspaper. He will just press you against a wall or table and stab you full of holes, ignoring your newspaper - compared to the knife, it does nothing. You cannot run from snipers, you cannot out-shoot dozens of operatives lying in wait for you, it's all just garbage.
Daniel Ryslink well you also went out of the cinema, having just watched Jurassic Park, crying: „Buhuu, that is not possible, i am so clever, why is fiction not realistic!“ lol dude grow up
Jason Bourne is one of those people who can make the simplest objects become a deadly weapon
Like a more hardcore Macguyver, amirite?
only one of those people, but jackie chan will always be the master of all
"how to make a javelin missile out of the contents of a janitors cart, by jason bourne"
+Pang Christian Truth
Dear Jason Bourne,
Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Say: Daenerys is just Abe Lincoln with dragons and bewbs
She didn't actually burn any cities to the ground. Probable less carnage than a civil war tbh.
+John Rambo perhaps it is you the sexist that cant see beyond the nudity scenes
The Rambo movies would have been better if Stallone featured nude naked. Case dismissed.
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Except freeing slaves was her goal from day one not "We can't let the south separate. Aw shiet, they're winning the war, better get some extra soldiers. Black Jon, you're up."
actually, those "useless skills" are pretty useful for someone on the run. By memorizing the car plates he can later try and find out to whom it belongs to if needed. By knowing the waitress is left handed, he knows how they would position thenselves into a shooting position. By knowing the guys weight he can estimate how hard it would be to fight or flee from that guy.
Come alone... slip away. so accurate.
😂
PLEEAASE DO SHERLOCK !!!
They're getting to it. It's gonna be made right after season 5.
+The Nerd Ninja right after season 5.... Only a few more centuries to wait...
(thank you for your answer)
FINALLY, I'm not the only person on these videos requesting it!!
YES!
Yes!!!!!!!
Have you done The Fifth Element yet? You should.
yes indeed. please do fifth element! BUMP!
Ooooh totally! The Fifth Element, please do The Fifth Element!!!!
Do the fifth element
The fifth element pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! The Fifth Element!!!!!!
Fifth!!!!!!!!!! element!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finding Bourny is awesome title
Christian M Hoffman I laughed way too hard when he said it
My favourite film series. All three are literally some of my absolute favourite films of all time.
so let me guess the new Jason Bourne movie is about a guy who runs from the government, has a cool car chase, a control room filled with people on there computers, and when Jason gets the guy turns out he was someone else's puppet? am I about right?
Wait did Archer get the tactical turtleneck from Jason Bourne?
No way man, Archer invented the tactical turtleneck, then those dickheads from Odin stole it. Bourne probably worked for Odin and he probably cannot make a decent eggs Woodhouse.
If you asked Archer, he would probably say Jason Bourne got the tactical turtleneck from him.
He got it from Steve Mcqueen in Bullitt
Yeah but Lana?! LANAAA?!....."Danger-Zone".
Jason Bourne invented the turtleneck, but Archer was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. A
...
tacktleneck
Saving Private Bourne lol
Saving Bourne's Privates
LOLOLOL @ "10 Things I Hate About Spies." That was a fuckin' great one.
Please say "Why did you say that name?"
+Omegus Primal martha
+Omegus Primal WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME😡 (Pulls out machine gun) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
DO PULP FICTION
Naw man, it's WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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Stream Now plus.google.com/+McQuinGanesStaringDika/posts/Z1v537fXXoA ///////////
I remember the Bourne Legacy, because It was on TV a few weeks ago, if it wasn't, It would be lost in my mind like Algebra.
I like how in Jason Bourne there's literally a character named "the asset"
This is definitely one of my favorite trilogies
Just saw Jason Bourne and all I can say is "if it ain't broke don't fix it".
All I can say is: if it is broke, please fix it.
But the trilogy ain't broke, is it?
+Jake Kale If it is broke, lend it some money.
jajajaj , that was just my thought.. I felt I was seeing part 2
seeing it on Tuesday and I am happy to hear that:-)
Honest Trailer for Leon: The Professional........Do it NOW!!!!
"He's not my father...he's my lover" lol
send everyone
3rd Gunman...THAT movie was when the horribly perverted "COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO NATALIE PORTMANS 18TH BIRTHDAY" started. 😁😐😎
@@renew1098 What do you mean, everyone?
@@muznick
*"EVERYONE!"*
Even though I credit a lot of Hollywood's quality's downfall to this franchise's influence, its still one of my favorites and I think most movies that tried to copy it never even got close to its level of mastery
Try night agent
Almost close but there tho
John Wick series, exact same storyline.
1. Get trained by the company.
2. The company wants you dead.
3. Fight back against the company.
Same.
These are some of the best dang movies out there. Gotta love em
Last time i was this early these trailers were funny
You must be early every video then.
unfunny, overused joke
So is that never
I think theyre one of the few series on CZcams that have been consistently great.
Ouch
"Jason Bahn"
Sadly, it took me a minute to realize what you did there. Good on ya.
I still don't get it. :(
+Sergio Flores Boston accent...look up Boston accents
+Haahhnn but why the Boston accent? Is Damon from Boston?
+Sergio Flores yea, him and Ben Affleck
He is from Cambridge and went to college in Boston, yea.
Matt Damon is a good actor.
I like this movie because of Matt Damon.
yesssss
+merdesh dl
I cried during The Martian.
wrong, it got best comedy of the year... and you cant cry during a comedy unless you were laughing too hard
For me the Bourne trilogy is up the with the all time bests.
You should read the books, they're even better
@@Christoff070 in one hand, have the fights, and the emotion, in the books, idk, i doesn't have one book
@@Christoff070 Books have 1 main flaw
*it doesn't have music*
I swear this one was like 70% montage.
+mayowan16 *Female voice* Montaaaage!
Even Rocky had a montaaagggeee
eyy magmablock
Always fade out in a montage....
PLZ DO HONEST TRAILERS FOR POLICE ACADEMY AND BLAZING SADDLES.
Loved the bit about the repetition of "the asset." In the new film, Vincent Cassel plays a character literally *named* "the Asset." I think this proves Damon and Greengrass are just trolling us now.
The Voice behind the Honest Trailers is my new Urban Hero!! Makes me laugh, cry and feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!
You guys are the best. I was in tears with this one. The second half I could not stop laughing.
Say " Where I come from, that's called slavery."
"Well fed skaves"
"decent lodging provided by the government"
if it ain't broke don't fix it
+1
Please Say "Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli"
what's in the pocketoli?
I concur with this request!!
Do you mind if I take a little seat here?
+Rejukem You're wellcome my young gentleman
Anderson Nascimento Thanks BOSS MAN
How dare you call it turtleneck. It's the tactical-neck!!!!
my asset loved this video
Is it weird that I even watch honest trailers for movies I haven't seen yet?
No I do it all the time
nah, i haven't seen these, it's just better when you have. i still found some laughs.
If you haven't seen these movies, what are you doing with your life?
Camry Long I dunno.. Not my cup of tea. Never watched Inception either. I remember my dad loves this trilogy though.
Yagami Light thats respectable
The trilogy is just AWESOME. Thank you for making this guys.
I love the way you guys summarize movie plots....
OMG I totally lost it when he said, “Like a whole bunch of turtlenecks” 🤣😂🤣
The turtlenecks, Sterling Archer would be so proud.
Is that still a good show? Haven't watched Archer in years now.
They are tactlenecks, really.
@@jesse4550 he's finally out of the coma. I've only seen 4 episodes. You think it's starting out slow or repeating the old formula but ...
Its lost the old magic. But now has new magic. The voice actor who played the old but died of old age. Wood house. So can't go back, so they try to go forward and it's a super interesting episode. Also Barry. And... A thousand more Barry's. Hilarious.
I've just been to the airport and seen a Bourne book!
saw
The books are better. Still love the movies though
I read the first one. The idea is more interesting than the movies made it out to be. Shame, really. Movies are still great.
The books are amazing, much better twist in the end. Totally different character.
I like how no matter how many people are chasing him, and want him dead, he never changes his appearance, or even his clothes, and just walks straight into the next scene that requires him to use all his espionage skills to escape, like taking a taxi straight from the train station to the objective...! RIAL SCHPY SCHTUFF. shakey camera-shakey camera.
I am aware the fights may not be really feasible for real life, I still believe this is the best choreographed sequences I have ever watched. ❤
Please say "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!"
Then say " Three Little orphans 1 2 3, without a home or a family
You watch the show too from nextlfix
Does Anybody Know That Geek? "Until this horse said 'Come live with me!' And now we're a new family!"
Then "Back in '07 I was in a not-successful TV show"
+punknatch then say Now they're Horsin Around
Wierd, I was just watching Everything Wrong With The Bourne Ultimatum
yup weird wonder if they did a small collab
+1
Same here. ^_^
same here XD
Same. 😂
Dude, I think this is the new most accurate Honest Trailer yet. lol I mean, that really is how all the Bourne movies are (and it's even how the fourth is too. What the hell XD)
Leon the professional
10 things I hate about spies - loved that one :D
*Bourne
*Born
Psh, people on the internet are idiots.
+Incredible Canemian *Borne
+Karim Ehab hentai
Corn
morn
Loved the way you summarized the plots of all 3 movies with the same paragraph!!!!
Please say, "I want Michael Bay to remake Cars 2."
Actually that would be epic.
You spelled Bourne wrong Screen Junkies. You amateurs.
When
A Little Bit Rusty The title. It says Borne, not Bourne.
well played you made me look.
Oh, yeah...I was just about to say...
But... it says ''Bourne'' in the title... oh okay, good joke, you made me look at it... xD
Well, now you need to do an honest trailer for that fourth Bourne movie. Later of course.
It would be the same as this one.
+Gary Smith But... He acknowledged it...
You have pretty much nailed it.
The latest Bourne consists basically of:
- meth-head camera
- running from control room full of computers
- not-so-cool car chases
- tactical monacle-ing
- looking worry while walking through a train station
and of course lot of assests
However it has lost its charm of previous installments.
I liked the new movie. I don't think people are being very fair to it. I just think the plot was a little weak
Time to watch this trilogy AGAIN!
Whoa. There was a hawkeye bourne? :o
bourne legacy... a film about bourne without matt damon in it
+Sony Ericsson i just watched that .good movie but wtf .bourne movie without bor. ...
+B L Huber enders shadow was great bourne legacy was garbage
It's the Hawkeye Origin story!
I actually don't like The Bourne Legacy but, "...Or Hawkeye alias....Gasp! He's actually doing a mission for SHIELD!"
old ass computer monitors got me LMAO!!
Thanks for a run down. *Feeling Nostalgic*
Currently rewatching these films and they still hold up!! It's such a great trilogy.
I dont even mind Legacy.
Did you like Jason Bourne?
@@NeoConnor1I think Jason Bourne is an underrated movie. I really liked it. Some of the plot can get in the way, but it's still a very entertaining ride
How about an Honest Trailer for The Long Kiss Goodnight?
I too was a victim of that movies particular charms.
And we all know what happens when you make an assumption..... you make an ass out of you and umption! :p
Yes!
10 things I hate about spies had me dying :'D
Okey rest in peace then lol
lol. I didn't get it -_-
misdirectionswag that actress was in a movie called "10 things I hate about you" with joseph gordon-levitt and heath ledger. bourne also almost killed her several times in the movies.
He can weaponize everything in the Staples catalog, but he can't weaponize the catalog?
Parcel Ethryzarc Well he did beat a guy with a rolled up Magazine that could be been a catalogue
I loved the Boston accent for Jason Bahn! LOL
lmao, nice ending. i was like 'wasn't Renner in these movies? guess it was just Mission Impossible.'
Please do an Honest trailer for Supernatural!!!!!
Yes plz
YES!
THE TACTICAL TURTLENECK LANA.
THE TACTILNECK
ocean's eleven
j9rd11 iii
Soon
The original Ocean’s Eleven
honest trailers have been rebourn...
*bourne
unlimited edits on your computer, phone edits work after someone replies to your original comment
OK thanks...
lol I think its a kinda on going joke in the comments cuz Honest Trailers spelt Bourne wrong
do a honest trailer for arrow PLEASE
yeess
Arrow is shit.
+Bryan T You mean "The Shit"
+Tytarion Daggeron for 2 seasons, then they dropped the "the"
Am I the only one that LOVES the new Bourne movie? My Bourne fangirl self was so satisfied when I walked out of the cinema ❤️
yes
“those books on sale at the airport” omg this gave me goosebumps i bought one of the books at JKF lol
I read my dads copy's like with most books I read. He probably got them at an airport.
Honest Trailer for The League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
Say: White chicks was amazing!
This is the second time I'm asking him to say it
He believes it, too!
Eww~!
Pray and thou shalt be giveth
If succeed the second time you're good at hypnotism :)
this honest trailer made me rewatch the whole series again and i loved every moment of it :D
Well now i just wanna rewatch all of them XD
No jokes about The Bourne Legacy?
Nevermind, there it is.
lol I got to the joke as soon as I read this comment.
Blerg. I must have missed it. Gimme gimme.
It's really at the end. 4:56
Say "Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again learn to live so freeee!"
Omg 3:18 to 3:30 is made all the more hilarious with that, chamber cocking sound that plays after every gun he picks up 😂😂😂
LMFAO!! "Looking worried while walking through a train staion". Too accurate!
I actually liked the Jeremy Renner Bourne movie ;_;
It's not a bad movie, it just didn't need to be a Bourne movie.
I think it did the smartest thing it could without Damon, which was run Aaron Cross's story parallel to events in the Bourne trilogy without them actually intersecting. Also it ditched Greengrass shaky-cam in favor of more coherent action cinematography (compared to Supremacy/Ultimatum, anyway) and had an interesting dynamic and character arc between Renner and Weisz.
I'm waiting on the new movie to make references to Aaron Cross. I'm pretty sure the movie after the new one has them working together.
Shaky Cam... the reason why i like the Jeremy Renner one than the Matt Damon ones... i just can't stand it
+keni tinasan Just the montage in this video made me feel queasy.
I started reading the first book. I'll admit that it's harder to follow than the movie, and it's somewhat bogged down in details, but it's still a lot more gripping than people give it credit for.
Jeez Matt Damon looks so young in Identity
1:38 from a psychological perspective knowing how to DO stuff is different than remembering what stuff is so this part makes some sense with his amnesia