Everything Wrong With The Bourne Ultimatum In 12 Minutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2016
- Finally, and just before Jason Bourne comes out, we sin the best of the series thus far... Ultimatum. Yes, we still found sins in a great movie... it's kind of what we do.
Next week: Animated sequel and a fight movie.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Should've been a sin removed for the "if you were in your office right now" line. Total badassery.
There's a number of those cases where he calls them out on lying about their location. The girl being right next to the person he's on the phone with. The "I told you to come alone. I guess that was too hard, so try this. I'm gone."
Nah
@Rosamund Powell its different
Total dumbassery. Why would a hunted man give away his location?
@@tiffles3890 It was extremely effective at getting rid of all the agents that were watching Landy.
1:48 Yes! Finally a "remove sins" for an awesome scene. So satisfying for whatever reason.
I love it when it happens, and I love that it's so rare. Makes it utterly unambiguous how much Jeremy likes those scenes.
Ya he was being really harsh
Probably the best scene of all three movies. I went through that station (London Waterloo) many, many times while I lived in England. The year after the movie, the Eurostar platforms were closed and moved out to Kings Cross St Pancras. The twirly advertisement board where the asset fires from was also removed, maybe it was only there for the movie. A few years later, that entire side of the station was renovated along with the main concourse. There's a mezzanine floor there now.
He does it all the time. It's not a "finally".
Don't forget the sin of for the Bourne vs Dash fight. f*ckin epic!
You forgot Landy's "I didn't sign up for this" cliche.
No sin(s) removed for that badass shot of Bourne jumping across the street and through the window before fighting Desh?!
Holy shit the guy Bourne is apologising to in the beginning is the same asshole who was responsible for making Captain America and Iron Man fight each other in Civil War!
Yeah, it's Niki Lauda!
Ikr!
+Chopperwocky Whoa...
Yeah, the actor is Daniel Bruhl
no. really? couldnt tell..
Having re-watched this trilogy recently, 'Ultimatum' is definitely the best of the three. Its plot is the most coherent, it's so well-paced, and shaky cam angst aside, the action scenes are ridiculously exhilarating. Not that the first two aren't good, but Ultimatum is definitely the pinnacle of the series
yea just that the cins are so logical it makes the movie lame
Nah mate this movie’s plot was the worst it was totally unnecessary for bourne to go looking for other people to get his revenge... first one is the best
I loved all five in this series, but Ultimatum is definitely the best one. The one with Jeremy Renner is good, but the super soldier line sucked and made it the weakest film in the series.
same i just watched all 4 again lmao idk i like ultimatum but something about supremacy is just so good the entire movie is bourne just straight bein a savage
I’m genuinely curious about how one can hold this opinion after just watching the video. This movie has some significant story problems that simply weren’t present in the even more awesome and well written first two movies. Thus, this one is the least good (of the first 3)
Apparently the fight between Bourne and Desh is considered one of the best choreographed and best fight scenes in movie history.
Matt Damon was *Bourne* for this role.
booooooooooooooooooooooooo! boooooooooooooooooooooo!
dunno what you're talking about tbh
*cymbals clashing*
I see what you did there.
+Serena F. An audible eye roll would sound soo juicy.
@cinemasins -- What? No "Skyfall" falling in the water at the end?
He did it in the last video. It would just be repetitive.
Repetitive, like this movie.
+jliller Wow. That's racist.
He did it in the last TWO Bourne movie reviews which is probably why Joseph (and I) are both disappointed it didn't show up here
Was about to do something meaningful but then I noticed new CinemaSins video is out and well... meaningful things can wait
lol
I was going to take a shower but meh I'll stink for a few more minutes.
+Gamesman01 stink for 12 minutes or less
Hoos Stingray
(sniff sniff) Yup. :)
+Mr.Beast Rebel of the Hellscape Maybe, maybe not
Man, I love "The Bourne Ultimatum." It's one of the greatest action films of all time right near to "The Bourne Supremacy." Even you should've just remove one sin that Bourne uses a towel and book to defeat this terrorist which is work so well to beat with house supplies. First the pen, then the magazine paper, and now the towel and a book. It's like Bourne can select any supply to beat up these hard knuckle dudes. Rock, Paper, Scissors and...????Towel! I hope Bourne can use another item in the next fifth film.
Whenever I tell someone to watch a Cinemasins episode i tell them "you've gotta see this".
You might wanna take a look at this ...
"You've gotta see this" cliché!
**ding**
This film had me on my chair's edge from literally when it started by going straight into action and keeping ex-machimas, manufactured conflict and bullshit in general down to minimum. This is an great example on how to make REAL tension in action movies.
Last sin, technically the shot is in slow motion, so he isn't in the water for that long ;)
I was waiting for him to play Adele over that scene.
+ElementalofAir this is the ennnnnd
Jeremy is having way too much fun with those "'you better come look at this' cliche"s.
"Yeah, no idea what's going on. Which might be attributed to the camerawork by Shakes the Clown." lmao
Ugh, I remember when my parents used to watch this over and over. The script has already been burned into my brain permanently. :L
Get some sleep Marshall. You look tired.
My dad watches the old james bond movies over and over, all i remember is he singing "gold finger"
same. this is one of my moms favorite movies.
Good
Harry Potter for me I can point each one
I was hoping you’d mention the guy he didn’t shoot but nearly killed in the car crash was completely without injury soon after on the rooftop.
That has always bothered me
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
Dude when Nicky says "it was difficult for me, with you..." it doesn't mean they boned! Obviously, she's confessing that she fell for him - making her job as a handler difficult because she was emotionally compromised. Totally not a sin-worthy moment!
mission report December 16th 1991
lol
5:27 THEY DATED?!?! I always thought she was talking about how it was difficult due to him having amnesia and being the first one as she kept track of all the Treadstone peeps. Unless you're being sarcastic, but either way it works.
The way she said it and the look in her eye clearly showed they had been intimate.
I love the Bourne films but I find it odd that in every single car chase scene where Bourne wrecks his car not one single time does an airbag deploy
Good catch!!
That Bourne vs Desh scene was fucking incredible. I remember going crazy in the theater when I saw it.
Did you get psychological help?
9:50 This IS the moment and dialogue from the last movie. It's the same timeline. Half of Ultimatum happened before the ending of Supremacy. So, this is false sin.
Virtually every direction Bourne gives the poor journo at Waterloo is confusing from the non-existent "south entrance" through the "escalator on your right" (all of them are on the guy's left at that point) to Bourne's inexplicable entrance via the Shell House walkway. Even the director becomes confused as everybody concerned seems to keep switching direction to and fro on the concourse giving the asset at al untold time to locate their targets. No wonder the journo ends up befuddled.
"Jesus Christ". Close enough. lmao. XD Thumbs up for that alone. :)
I have never once in my life managed to stay awake for an entire Bourne movie
Noah Vosen: Jesus Christ
"Close enough."
Me: 😂😂😂😂
"James Bond meets Houdini" 😂😂😂
After this movie it's official: Jason Bourne is indeed Batman.
Speaking from personal experience, the now-defunct INS tower in Miami had far better security than the top secret CIA offices in these movies.
The reveal in The Bourne Ultimatum was super underwhelming. In the first movie, we knew he was a trained assassin. Two movies later and all that has changed is that he is a trained volunteer assassin. Just kinda underwhelming imo
1:03 holy crap he broke into Helmut Zemo's apartment
Just want to say that there are a lot of countries where spikes or glass on top of walls is very common to keep people out, so there was a good chance Bourne would have known to grab some cloth to help scale the wall
Best CZcams channel! keep up the good work guys
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO DEADPOOL?!
He did
+AI Love Machine no he didn't
Never deadpool is perfect
Ikr I'm waiting
+Russ Tube no they haven't
Everything wrong with Space Jam
this comment doesn't have a lap dance scene, I'm counting that as a sin.
video suggestion cliché
Peaple cliche'ing comments chiché
People pointing out other clichés cliché
Giggity King Movie doesn’t contain actual jam.
"It's like James Bond meets houdini" isn't that the point of bournes existence lol
Those so-called flashbacks are PTSD and pretty accurate.
Everything Wrong With Source Code
boss movie
Did he not do that one yet? I swear he has. Either way, awesome movie.
Was on tv just a few hours ago
+Laszlo Vajda I don't think he did. But I definitely want to see that!
^Bullshit. Do not create an account there.
You guys missed one... Bourne is handling evidence WITHOUT GLOVES! *sigh* why do movies always do this... do you not have the budget for gloves? like come on.
thing is either Bourne suddenly has gloves on or we get a scene where the super spy spends a a whole minute awkwardly putting on rubber gloves
everyone knows they're looking for Bourne.
even Bourne.
the point is not _identifying_ him, but _catching_ him.
Yeah, but there are STRICT rules put in place when examining evidence. The oils on his hands could damage the paper and ultimately ruin it.
+Brass Dragon It's Tangeer. Probably not the best forensics department
No way James, you could easily edit it down to two quick flashes (fitting with this films style anyway) cutting it down to less than ten seconds.
Please make a compilation of "Sir, I think you'll want to see this" lines. They're in EVERY movie and show.
Shakes the Clown lol. These videos are great. I've been waiting for ages for you to do the Bourne movies. Please do Bourne Legacy next
make a compilation of all times you've removed sins for things in all movies. to appreciate the great parts in movies
I'd like to see a team-up between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer.
Jason Bourne and Michael Westen
8:42 @CinemaSins I always assumed she paused to look at herself because of how she has made herself look like Marie from the Bourne Identity. So she might be thinking, is Leanard McCoy going to shoot me?
This is my new favorite video of yours
I think you need to do an episode where you use movie quotes from the movie you are sinning to do the sinning
I bet one person disliked without watching, oh yea im right out of the 128 views there was a hater.
Its a 13 minute video thats only been up 4 mins, Im sure you're
absolutely right.
Or he was just like I CAN BE THE FIRST DISLIKE and doesn't actually hate cinemasins
lol. typical internet
+AliasSLH why tho
Matthew Sutton it's a trolls life. It brings inner pleasure
HILARIOUS clever commentary!!!
yes I've been waiting for this
"Get some rest, Pam, u look tired."
studio c anyone
Glass on walls and babies crying in large apartments- both are actually fairly common in Morocco. If Bourne had done some research on culture, or spent some time living here, he would have known this.
WHO HAS HYPE FOR THE NEW JASON BOURNE MOVIE!!!
I was hoping you'd make these this week
Fun fact: "The Bourne Ultimatum" was the 11th highest rated movie of 2007 on Metacritic, and received "universal acclaim."
I think Bourne Legacy is quite decent movie as well...it is a bit slow and has less action but the setup is pretty good. I really hoped the next Bourne movie after that would have both Damon and Renner fighting together...that would have been really awesome to watch.
I love how he plays the entire CIA like a fiddle in this movie
Mentions that he loved movie several times. Still 91 sins.
Never change CS
1:03
Longing
Rusted
Seventeen
Furnace
Daybreak
Nine
Benign
Homecoming
One
Freight Car
ready to comply?
Last time I was this early the Bourne movies were good
Honestly, It would've been interesting to see a Bourne spin-off film about Desh that takes place before The Bourne Ultimatum.
I just discovered this channel today and I realized I have so much catching up to do! I'm hooked. I hope you get the opportunity to do the movie "Lights Out" when it comes out on DVD. 😊❤
20 sins for Nicky's implication that they boned without ever resolving if they boned and leaving the audience in limbo.
Legend says, cinemasins will respond if you comment early enough
Nope.
untrue
its a myth
nah
9:56 If you mean "it was done in the last movie", yes... because we've caught up on the timeline. The last scene in the previous movie is THIS moment in this movie.
that 'magic master key' he has is called a bump key, which you can use to bypass any standard pin and tumbler lock bc physics
They has made so many references to Galaxy Quest in the outtakes, I am led to believe it is high on the list of their favorite movies. And yet they haven't listed all of its sins? What gives?
Probably because it's really hard to make a video like this of something that's already satire.
End of Video Audio Sources!
(Or as many as I can name!)
12:23 - Back to the Future Part II
12:27 - Death Race (2008)
12:33 - Snowpiercer
12:41 - Vertigo (I think...)
12:45 - Scream
12:57 - (Don't Know)
13:10 - Matrix Edit
13:16 - Batman Begins
13:20 - The Iron Giant
I know it's been six years, but I think 12:57 is from Good Will Hunting
The fact that "it's just bologanese Andy" wasn't used after the reporter was shot was a missed opportunity
Hallarious! Love this narrator! Comically written too! Thanks for the entertainment inside the entertainment!
Not every wing mirror distorts the image to make things appear further away you know...
atomicmrpelly You mean when I stand in front of a mirror I’m not actually closer to the mirror than I look? All this time I was afraid I was going to bump my nose on the mirror!
Ghostbusters. 1, 2 and the other one.
See, now you're back on your game. Good job with this one- many good points.
so happy he did this one, I watched it less than a week ago so I have all the details fresh in my head
Cinema Sins would have a field day with sharknado
its supposed to be bad, so there is no point.
he doesnt do comedies one of the reasons he doesnt do deadpool
+The_ Archer1202 they have done plenty of comedies I believe.
"Are you telling me they used to bone?" - Yes, that's exactly it.
It is too bad they never carried on with this and stuck to the storyline. Shame. I love Nicky and Jason.
Nicky + Jason = Nahson
Hey, I appreciate you cutting down on some of the run time of your videos!
That was too funny, I subscribed.
Princess diary 1 and 2
Can u do everything wrong with Galaxy Quest?
I am pretty sure now that they don't sin spoof movies.
ik but hes been putting a lot of galaxy quest references into his videos and its just made me want to see one
I'd like to see that. Though not as much as Iron Eagle!
"Is there air??? YOU DONT KNOW!?!?"
I really want them to do the professional... just cause I love but acknowledge it is pretty f-ed up.
I just got a Finding Dory ad. "Only one hero remembers less than Jason Bourne." Illuminati confirmed.
I love that there was a bit of The Informant! in the end thing
Kung fu Panda 3 and fight club.
They did fight club
+Gideon Powers creed is what they haven't done yet.
Wow you all forgot the rules of fight club I'll remind you 1.DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.(I'm not sorry)
I think it's Batman V Superman
+TastyDash YEAH
I love the Bourne series so much, despite the fact I always fall asleep before the end of the movie.
Oh god sameeee!
Same here
I think the "skeleton key" is supposed to be a bump key. That's still not how bump keys work, and the thing he's using is still basically magic, but with a proper set of bump keys you can open any lock with an even remotely standard tumbler.
0:25
Yeah, a disguise would not be unwelcome in these movies, since that was actually a notorious trait for Jason Bourne in the books (so much so, he was also known as "the Chameleon").
plzzz do everything wrong with over the hedge
Next week: Animated sequel and a fight movie.
+Benish Ben Kung Fu Panda 2
+Halocrafter101 they did kfp 2
+MF1108R alright, then 3... But I don't think that's released on dvd yet...
kung fu panda 3 and creed or maybe southpaw?
it's batman v superman and PROBABLY Pete's dragon
you forgot the scene where the asset is all bloody from the car crash and the next time we see him deciding not to shoot bourne, no scratches.
10 sins should be added for each cut in a fightscene, + 10 for each headache inducing fast shouldercam motion...
When do we get Everything Wrong with Batman v Superman?
+Bret Sheeley ok?
+Siddharth Nandy it's a joke that clearly went over your head because the movie is not good and super long
Ill make it quick for you: The whole movie.
+Jared Martin Oh lmao
Tuesday
Do The Bourne Legacy
Jason Bourne
The Departed
Suicide Squad
Escape Plan
True Lies
11:18 - Shakes the Clown? haha. Awesome! XD
I did notice that too, and I don't think they ever resolved it. What exactly is Nikki's relation to Bourne? She said "it was difficult for her with him", but that could mean anything. Maybe they were friends, relatives (me and my cousins don't have the same last name). They never clarify that...or maybe they were boning...just...boning. If that were the case, I'd think she'd be a little bit more compassionate to the dude who was raw-dogging her before becoming an assassin.
"The power box is out of site of the motion detectors"
How would someone disarm them if they were?
Thai video is the same length as the supremacy video
yeah
So good!
Omg could you please do "Everything wrong with Mean Girls" PLEASEEEEEE
You should do everything wrong with Legacy and just upload the whole film amirite?
That's what I've been saying. Maybe it's too boring to sin
I loved legacy!
+#159 Croconaw maybe I should rewatch it
+YetiHype You are not right. Legacy is no worse than any other Bourne film. You simply can't grasp that it's a Bourneless spin off and not the sequel you wanted.
+Tim Walden The fact that it's a 'Bourneless spin-off' is not why I disliked it. There were a fair few other reasons. Poor and in places full writing, plot holes, continuity errors and just a lot of build up to nothing to name a few. I was just making a joke, not writing a review so don't try and assume my opinions.