Everything Wrong With Taken 3 In 14 Minutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2015
- Well, here's hoping this is the last Taken movie we ever have to sin.
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They took 15 cuts to show him climbing a fence when they should have Taken 3
Lol
You goddamn genius lol.
You sir, you deserve an oscar for this line!
Take my thumbs up and shut up
you prolly dont give a shit but does any of you know of a way to log back into an Instagram account??
I was dumb forgot the login password. I would love any help you can give me!
after Tak3n will be T4ken
True lol
***** Then it's Tak5n
Biz Biz T6ken. 7aken. T8ken.
***** Can't wait for 7aken ;)
jackz Liam Nesson is dead. We're all dead. It's the Robot apocalypse, 74K3N is a code do invade other planets and the whole galaxy. What have we done?!
God they should have left in at the first film. At least it was a serious storyline (human trafficking and all that). The second and third just made a mockery of a serious issue
Exactly! The first one was good, it had an interesting plot and was the most realistic of them all.
Although I think they could have done the ending a little better, Kim seemed very okay with the fact that she was kidnapped and forced into sex slavery and her best friend was killed.
Steve K I agree the Taken 1 could have at least had a news reports or glimpses at the end of him helping to take down the sex slave ring. It was like screw all them girls and your friend won't be buried. Then taken 2 you leave the country again .....I would never...
TheManOfRash Perhaps, even in its exaggeration, it would've been a bit better if Taken 2 took place maybe a decade or so later with a scarred and guilt-ridden Kim dedicating a career to some agency making sure that what happened to her and her friend never happens to anyone else again. She's willingly found the courage to put her life on the line not realizing that she may be following in her father's footsteps(something Bryan never wanted her to do). Not to necessarily say that she gets kidnapped, but veteran Bryan Mills and Kim unite to rescue captive people from a vicious underworld of slave traders. Something like that. But that's just me.
TheQuantum09 Damn, dude. That's good. Send that to Warner Bros. or something. Make sure they don't eff it up.
he is about sixty yet he still beats the fuck out of everyone in sight. he holds people in front of him to protect himself from machine gun fire. How does that work. Then at the end he says you will get a good lawyer and you will be out in a few years and i will be waiting for you. He had is wife killed. Where does he get the few years from. Murder is murder how ever good your lawyer maybe
Taken 3 took 14 camera cuts in 6 seconds to show Liam Neeson jumping a fence. WTF
It shouldn't have TAKEN them that many shots
@@yoshibeara3446 should’ve taken 3
Taken 4 is probably going to be about Kim and her baby getting taken
olli449 Just the baby gets taken to save money, so they do not have to even show kim or her husband. Only a phone call of kim saying. OMG my baby got taken, and police is putting us in protective service.
olli449 T4ken...
olli449 If it follows the same trends as the last films ; Kim's baby daddy will get shot in the torso, kim's baby will kill a guy, Liam will get used as a puppet in Kim's attempt at robbing the Federal Reserve Bank, and then the film ends with them laughing and gloating as they sit and eat at a small coffee shop.
The worlds oldest looking teenager
olli449 it will be about Neeson getting taken and Kim's baby has to save him.
Liam Neeson has defied all logic and common sense in every single 1 of these movies, if he somehow became an avenger mid movie i would not have been surprised.
I think he is more badass than captian America and I assume he is inmortal because all the things he survive
Frselrey Garcia He must be on oxy with all them back injuries...if not, he's the second coming of superman.
That's so good
MrNotThatFamous lmbao
Kryptonian Saiyan Laughing my butt ass off?
The next movie is gonna be called
"TAKEN 4 Granted"
Th3Flying Burrito i would argue it would be called "Taken too far"
LOL! amojak
No, that would have been the title for 2, Taken 2 Far.
Th3Flying Burrito Taken: Take the B8
Th3Flying Burrito T4KEN. They like doing that now.
Liam is only 64 yrs old. Plenty of time for Kim to have twins. Then they get kidnapped from daycare and grandpa has to save them. You know Taken 4 and 5 are being shot as we speak. The check to Liam is just too big to turn down.
They sure are *taken* their time with #4 and #5...
@@athirkell Good one
This aged well 😂
'Snatched' - the spin-off series.
Mette H-V The prequel; 'Returned'
Mette H-V "Stolen", the spiritual successor. And it exists, too. **ding**
Mette H-V Nah. Probably just Cinema Sins viewers wanting to dodge the "Roll credits" sin.
Mette H-V or the 70's porn parody
"Tooken" the bootleg version.
"I've downloaded the police computers" I honestly don't know how even the stoic Liam Neeson could say that line with a straight face.
9:42 - "I downloaded the police computers...".
Wait... what? Since when can I download computers? Man... I want that...
My biggest plot issue was taking the character of Stewart, knocking 20 years off his age, and then having him, a rich and successful businessman, kill his wife for insurance money. Worse than that, he's willing to put a gun to his step daughters head, whom he has been the active father to for many years now, and once bought her a pony.
My biggest editing issue came from the number of epileptic-seizure-causing cuts in the action scenes. "We didn't write a good plot, so we'll just confuse the audience with the fastest paced film cuts ever!"
kind of like some of michael bays film. Mostly the last sentence you said
+UndergroundTrev "I downloaded the police computers."
You do know its not considered the same person right? The guy who gave his stepdaughter a pony they had relationship issues in Taken 2 and by the end allgedly broke up, this feker in the third movie here is another guy she got together with
@@TheXPGamingXP no. It is the same guy. They recasted him because Xander Berkeley couldn’t be there for taken 3
@@TheXPGamingXP It is the same guy. Unless Lenore married another man with the exact same name.
I didn't even know there was a second Taken.
allotheabove123 Everybody who saw Taken 2 is still trying to forget about it.
Kryptonian Saiyan bruh he had his daughter haphazardly throwing grenades into the streets and random buildings in Istanbul like it was a common thing you do...
He and his daughter are murdering narcissistic sociopaths.
Pot Head stop don't remind me of that horrible movie.
Kryptonian Saiyan I have no idea what movie you're talking about.
On your planet, there probably wasn't a Dragon Ball: Evolution or The Last Airbender. Wish we could all live on that planet.
Is it just me or the main villian looks like a older version of Jim Carey's character in dumb and dumber
Matthew Leitham Yeah wonder if his name in the credits are "Discount Jim Carrey"
I was thinking more of the adult version of Jim Carey's love child with Jesse Plemons
Matthew Leitham There is an older version of Jim Carey's character from Dumb and Dumber, it's an abomination of a sequel called Dumb and Dumber To. In fact, I hope in the near future, CinemaSins will sin that movie next.
***** isn't that movie just one giant entire Sin anyway?
"Bryan decides NOT to kill Oleg, so he dies" lmao XD
lol, each "Ah!" should have been a Sin.
13 cuts for a simple climbing the fence scene. I think that means Taken 3 is a contender for the "edited worse than CatWoman awards."
Kolbatsu Indeed, that was one of the silliest scenes in the movie; it's the classic insane notion of ramming fake tension down the audience's throat via fast cuts & pacey music. If the events unfolding had any genuine suspense, such methods shouldn't be necessary.
I wish directors would look back to proper quality flicks like the French Connection, Bullit, etc., remember how it can be done right & with style. No wonder with modern movies Jeremy has to say so often, No... idea... what's... happening!!
The only thing worse is when they combine it with Jerky Camera - if you want a really awful example of this practice, watch Iron Clad 2, a movie which would actually be reasonably ok (for what it is) except for the ridiculous camera shake (edit update re I.C. 2: that film has massive camera shake & OTT music even when nothing is happening at all).
Ian.
+Kolbatsu Agreed, the editing was my lest favorite part. Like the scene where the car is being pushed off the cliff. That could have been done with 2-3 shots where we see a couple of different angles over the course of 10-15 seconds. Instead they decided to use like 40 shots.
That Lego Movie stuff was hilarious! "Would you like a glass of water?"
Now I am 99% sure that if you managed to skin Liam Neeson and wear his skin, you would become immortal, bulletproof, fireproof, impact-proof, and adept at finding split-second escape routes from any situation.
Of course, the hardest part would be finding something that can skin him to begin with. Maybe atomic lasers or diamond-nanocarbon scalpels?
When they REPLACED the ex-wife's husband for this film, I knew it was going to be bad. Turning him into a random villain was a bad touch.
Ikr, its like it set in an another universe because his ex wife husband is actually a good guy in the previous films
Take one off just for Forrest Whitaker being in the film. Because he's just fucking awesome.
Finite Atticus Forget it! +1 more for Dougray Scott!
Finite Atticus But then you'd have to take it away for his poor judgement in being in such a bad film. But Fucking Awesome Forrest Whitaker.
Finite Atticus Why does he play a cop in almost every movie he's in?
Finite Atticus then add the point back for playing the EXACT same character he played in Phone Booth.
Finite Atticus he would have been, had they not had him playing a pig.
actually i find it insulting that Whitaker would even agree to star in a pos movie like this.
"Everything Wrong With Taken 3"
Me: Wait, there's a third Taken?
xD
XenoSpyro Well,not really.Noboady was taken in this movie after all.
Most misleading title since The NeverEnding Story.
Szadek23 first off: Nobody. Second, i heard (or read) that a few people actually sued because the movie ended
The wife's life was taken
Adam Stewart her name is Lenor (I think that’s who its spelled)
"I downloaded the police computers!"
what the hell does that even mean lol
It means the person who wrote that line has no idea how downloading things works lol
@@KatieMaddalena Don't be silly. I downloaded a car.
He has a big ass USB flash drive?
3:21 perfectly defines my reaction to the action scenes. SO MANY QUICK CUTS!
i just found out about CinemaSins three days ago. I have since watched almost every video. I have no life xD. Keep up the amazing work.
Haha, that's what I did the night I found out about them. Stayed up to 4 in the morning...don't judge me 😳
Jeff McIntire Have you found out about Couch Tomato yet?
You should see Screen Junkies.
Daquan Johnson
Hah, it was actually Screen Junkies lead me here!
Jeff McIntire Nice. 😉
I love the fact that the bagels were a crucial plot device
The next Taken will be the movie in which Bryan feels that his family under-values him even for everything he's done for them, Taken 4 Granted.
I've come to a point in my life where I just watch Cinemasins and skip the actual movie.
lol
Same
@6:20 THANK YOU! I totally called that, too. I was like "Wow! How many people died, and how much property damage did he do in this ONE SCENE; and I bet that once he finds proof that he didn't do, they let him walk scott free."
I would LOVE to have seen the scene right after Liam leaves the chief of police's office, and then a bunch of cops immediately walk in to confront him about letting a guy go free after assaulting several cops, injuring and/or killing innocent civilians, AND all the damage done on just the highway alone.
Absolutely agree with this 100%!! The worst part is that the trailer had me believing it would be Bryan vs. The FBI, CIA, and other government agencies. That's what I paid for. I got Bryan vs. The LAPD and a few Russians.
True, I’d argue Die Hard More agencies involved in wanting Mcclains head lol. I still always like Liam and Maggie’s chemistry. They developed those 2 characters well in my opinion.
This movie had so many scene cuts that i physically could not stop myself from getting the dvd out of the player and throwing it away
I'm always impressed by the Sins you come up with in every video. It's no surprise that you're also a writer, Jeremy. Keep the great videos coming! :-D
Loved the first two, was nervous when they announced the third movie, got excited when Liam Neeson assured us no one would be taken, then was disappointed by the result.
If Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber had a baby with Spock, he'd look exactly like the bad guy in this movie.
@The Cool show yea ur right. I made this comment 5 years ago when I was like 16 lol
Lmao
Looks like you guys are on top of your reference-making game! I lost it at 7:55! XD
Άλκης Δ. Hey it's been 20 minutes, have you found it yet?
When ever the narrator laughs I secretly die inside from cuteness
Ah, finally good to see this one up again after 5 long years.
What happened to his friend who was shot in the end?
Dude. Long time fan of your vids and they still complete me. Never stop.
I would watch an 'cinema sins' sins video series.
thatguyunknoe They already made one
***** Two, actually. Well, kind of two, the second is a "you may not know".
***** No, they made a video, not a video series.
Deli Cheese
Well they don't make a series out of any other movie so that would be kinda stupid.
Damn it, all the good Liam Neeson jokes are Taken...
I saw this movie in theaters and when the highway crash/escape scene was on I thought the exact same thing "Liam Neeson just killed a lot of people on that highway..."
Well, the more you watched Cinemasins the more you are trained for it
You actually paid for this? ? Sad....
+Jenifer Leo Truth! A friend and I were watching a movie, and we both turned to each other and said- I forget why "That's sexist- DING!" and cracked up...
We had to fully admit we can't watch any movies anymore without hearing the CinemaSins narrator sinning things in our heads...
Hahahaha!
eventhorizon Yeah...I'm still looking for someone who acknowledge that this movie is so overrated.
Jenifer Leo
hey now taken 1 was a legit movie
That part at the end where Famke Jensen is driving and looks at herself playing the Bond girl was classic! Her reaction after was so funny!
That scene at the end with the lego movie good cop bad cop audio was probably one of the funniest thing's i've ever seen/heard on your videos plus 10!!! lol
I have not seen Taken 3. *subtracts 100 self-sins*
I haven't seen taken 3 and i don't plan to(saw the 2 and i got bored), so i'll just watch the sins it's more fun!!
Unless you are heartless this is one movie without sin. Marley and Me is the most heartouching story ever
He forgot 'Forest Whitaker as a cop who's the only one in the precinct who has a hunch that the suspect might be innocent cliche'.
Im 15 and I love pandas. Even if I was in my 20s I would totally love a panda doll, especially if its that size.
You say that, but people change alot over time. You think youll be the same after 5 years? Remember what you where like as a 10 year old, compared to now. Its pretty scary
Joe Coleman I've liked panda doll from when I was a baby till now. So yeah.
I'm 23 and I would still love a panda stuffed animal that big! I'd hug it every day! xD
The letters, S, E, and X are all said at least once in this movie. I cannot let our children be exposed to this. These children are our future and if they are told sex is okay then what's next? Them being pregnant at the age of 12? Them becoming gay? We need to stop this ridiculousness and ban this movie from all households and theaters.
Elijahchu 1. Our society is broken, for the most part.
2. That, I can agree with.
3. There's nothing wrong with becoming gay (or similar terms).
Don't change a thing!
Elijahchu Let's not steer of the topic of the video.
Elijahchu Everyone dies at one point, homophobe
P.S. It's not a family movie, if you seriously don't want your kids to learn all this shit, don't even show this to them in the first place!
Elijahchu just because their gay, it doesn't mean they'll get into heaven
- Daniel Tosh
Let's not start an war over this comment.
But ZF and Coop are right.
The part at the very end with the Lego Movie audio about wanting a glass of water was the best part of this video.
This movie is the greatest bagel ad I've ever watched.
I've recently watched taken 3 and there are plenty of moments where you could have said:
'Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene.'
And what cop car doesn't have a partition, especially transporting prisoners :)
Dan Wolters But it's LA, ya know!!!
can you do Galaxy Quest next please or Italian Job. That would be awesome. Love your videos keep up the amazing work!!
im crying with that jumping over the fence bit.
Thank you, CinemaSins, for reminding me that I hate this film.
Hahaha the Lego Movie reference was just...AWESOME!!😉😄😆
Ever since I watched your videos whenever I watch a movie I give it my own list of sins. :)
Do "The Sandlot" I watched it at school and saw a few problems/sins with it.
No seriously. You don't know how happy i'll be if you do that movie.
I wonder if Bryan ever got around to telling Kim about her friend (Amanda) who died in the first movie...
I just wanna say that i appreciate everything you guys do you guys are my favourite youtube channel and you brainwashed me. Everytime i watch a movie I sin it so thanks a lot!
P.s.
Please sin tv shows like game of thrones!!!
Yeeess
Hey talked about doing that in some video,it might have been on the narrator's channel, they explain why it's not possible to do well right now
Ross Brennan oh okay it would have been awesome though unfortunately i cant watch jeremy's videos because in germany they have some kind of copyright issue with those - I dont know why but they are always blocked :(
TheSparkBehindFire Well, he is showing key pieces of the plot in all of these videos he uploads, so I'm not surprised.
Diego Valdez yeah but he does that on cinemasins too and they just block videos on jeremycinemasins or what it's called
You should totally CinemaSins The Incredibles. I watched it again lately and I watch your channel way too much cuz all I could do was point out all the sins lol. So, I figured I'd suggest it.
My family gets mad at me when I tear apart movies like this, they're all like "I'm trying to watch the movie, but you keep talking"... but whatever, I have this channel now.
Fuck me this movie really had taken me on a surprise ride, never did I know there could be a worse Taken movie than Tak2n but boy, was I taken really wrong.
All my money was taken too including my virginity after this movie, fuck it was bad absolutely atrocious its probably going to have taken all the prices for worst movie sequel ever.
***** My life was taken by this joke. I bow to your humor.
***** Your virginity was taken? If this movie got you laid, it can't be that bad.
CrimsenOverlord I think he means this movie buttraped him.
***** Looks like you money...*sunglasses* was Taken.
Statalyzer yeah i have to agree with your statment
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SHREK!!! This seriously has to happen. I cant believe you haven't done it yet
Love this; wish you could've said "Bagel ex machina" though!
PS. Please do Oliver Stone's Alexander at some point.
Being waterboarded is terrifying... and nice Lego Movie clip at the end.
Do Kingsmen The Secret Service. That was a damn good movie!
Wow, Cinema Sins really must be desperate for movies to sin. They edited parts of the other Taken movies to put together this "Taken 3" just so they could have something to sin.
The clip with the Lego movie voice over.... Priceless
I was actually waiting for this video, especially after that Russian vs Neeson fight scene in the penthouse apartment
Who actually enjoyed this movie?
Idiots.
Edvard Leonchanka the people who got paid to be in them.
Meeeeeeeeee
Edvard Leonchanka 'murican freaks
Edvard Leonchanka It was my birthday I saw this movie, but remembering how Taken 2 was I went in high as shit! Fantastic movie!! Seriously the fast paced editing really made it funnier for me! Hahahaha
10:05 oleg?!?!?! like the 1 from saints row the 3rd XD
11:54 He picks up an ear bud out of powdered broken glass and sticks it in his ear?
The casting people were like, "Let's make Stuart younger in the movie."
12:32
You spell it "Brian" instead of "Bryan."
*ding*
Oh my god, I sat in a theater and watched this the other day, and instantly thought, 'I can't wait to get home and find the CinemaSins video on this.'
Because this movie is trash.
i love it that recently you've been able to attach Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive to these films
you should do a EWW The Fugitive
I like how you go from 'I'll say I'm sorry' to 'OUR bad'!
This movie has nothing to do with taken because no one is TAKEN
DEK441 A life was taken...? Yeah, no? Okay. .3.
Our money
Do godfather I !!!
Just got The Ables today! :D So excited to read it!
hah the waterboarding mash-up with lego movie was priceless
GJ CinemaSins :)
Everything wrong with Ted.
Before Ted 2!
Daryl Dixon737 anything related to family guy would be too easy bruh but i second an EWW ted
Everything wrong with grease
spodermen That video would be about as long as Lord of the Rings.
SonOfHanni even better!
"I knew you were innocent. It was the bagels! They were still warm! I found myself thinking, 'What kind of person goes out for warm bagels, then comes back and commits murder??"
-Forest Whitaker in this fucking movie lol
You missed the biggest sin of the movie:
Bryan: Am I free to go?
Cop played by Forrest Whitaker: Of course.
NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
AH AH AHH AAHH AAAHHH AHHH.
+Calum Lynch I LOL'ed at that.
Surprised you didnt put a sin in as well for the highway scene where the cops shoot at the police car with the other cop in the vehicle. Seriously, there is in no way in hell a cop would shoot at another cop.
*****
the car was stopped when they started to shoot at it. it wasnt moving at the time. watch the movie again.
Totally agree! They'rw firing at a car with their man in the next seat. Also, (and this was the BIG one for me!) the car was smashed by two other cars running into the back end of it on both sides. The rear of that car would have been a pancake. But it still drives fine and looks fine too.
You should do project almanac.
It should have one sin removed at the end for being a Michael Bay film without a proper explosion, but then add a sin for every time something floats
I put off watching this because I hadn't seen it. Then later I found an old cinema ticket. I had seen it, I just had completely forgotten, and I can see why. This is the Hangover 3 of Taken movies.
Uh... thumbnail?
Everything wrong with the Star Wars series?
So Amano Just naming the Star Wars prequels might get people killed so...yeah. But cool idea!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM HOW DARE YOU
Steve K "No movie is without sin." -CS's tagline
But probably closer to The Force Awaken's release date.
Jeremy, I've got two more suggestions for sins videos for you to do: Eagle Eye and Hitman (the 2007 version that is on Amazon Prime and is the prequel to Hitman: Agent 47, which will be released in August of this year). Please do these because I would appreciate it a lot. :)
The plot of Taken 4: Brian is now 85 years old and his granddaughter gets taken. The next 90 minutes are spent watching Brian inching his way to the phone to call the police. The title of the movie "Taken 4ever"
How much endurance can an old man have and I know the will to survive mumbo jumbo but this is amazing and goes on for 3 movies even after he was cut and left arm shot in the first one, man or machine? Where does all the stuff come from in each situation for Bryan?
The sin at 12:32 switched the spelling of Bryan to Brian... but I don't want to only douchely comment to point that out so... Good stuff! Big fan!
Sin 59-60 is seriously the only question I ask in movies when there has been a catastrophe on a highway or something. C'mon directors, what the fuck?!
Do they even tell us if Sam lives? They just leave us with him getting shot and expect us to just let it go.