Everything Wrong With The Equalizer 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • We enjoyed The Equalizer with Denzel. Most people did.
    But this Equalizer 2 sequel is NOTHING like that first movie. It's weird and long and so full of sins it makes your brain hurt.
    Thursday: Recent scary sins.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • @sbomorse
    @sbomorse Před 5 lety +483

    This was Denzel free roaming like GTA5

  • @TheDualTatorz
    @TheDualTatorz Před 5 lety +2063

    I feel like this movie was just Denzel picking up a bunch of different sidequests.

  • @jordanharrington1890
    @jordanharrington1890 Před 5 lety +385

    I would've stayed in that hidden room untill Denzel came back and got me!

  • @nothingbutart7473
    @nothingbutart7473 Před 4 lety +175

    CinemaSins the type of guy who grades your 5 paragraph essay, and gives you a 6 page report on everything that is wrong with it.

  • @NCMonefaith
    @NCMonefaith Před 5 lety +50

    As a lyft driver I can confirm that people spill their darkest secrets, how they're feeling, and the stuff that happens to them.

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před rokem +6

      I would imagine it's far more common than people think. I suggest from personal experience that unloading on a total stranger, who you are likely never going to see again, is far easier than telling the same thing to someone you know, love or care about. You get that feeling of relief of unburdening yourself without the potential negative judgement or disappointment from someone you care about.

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ Před 5 lety +1334

    *_the equalizer 3: less than, greater than, equal to_*

  • @lenhelp8466
    @lenhelp8466 Před 5 lety +205

    15:50 it's flour, when it's blown around in the air it becomes highly flammable

    • @enigma1863
      @enigma1863 Před 4 lety +8

      And how do they blow that flour? You would think a hurricane and a blown transformer would stop electricity. Now power no fans.

    • @iseehowitis9382
      @iseehowitis9382 Před 4 lety +2

      Duh

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow Před 4 lety +11

      enigma1863 the doors were swinging open during the hurricane. That wind is crazy enough to blow it all over. Nature’s fan.

    • @StrumVogel
      @StrumVogel Před 4 lety +1

      Hulk piano ending lol

    • @AdamTheGame2005
      @AdamTheGame2005 Před 4 lety +2

      I haven't seen the movie, I figured it was so he could see their footprints

  • @evryfckinnameistaken
    @evryfckinnameistaken Před 5 lety +46

    Yeah the part where the bad guy's daughter wants to hug Denzel so bad as if he was her grandpa when she just met him a few minutes ago was weird af 🤣

    • @Pw0wwjuwb818
      @Pw0wwjuwb818 Před 3 lety

      You dont have, do you? Sometimes they get along with strangers pretty well. Just like giving a candy or ice cream to kidnap them

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Před 9 měsíci

      yeah, all the dozens of people who liked his comment don't have kids, good call.

  • @fieldrin1428
    @fieldrin1428 Před 5 lety +31

    15:49
    Those are flour, and if you don't know, when flour meets high heat, it becomes an explosion. The famous New Taipei water park explosion in 2015 is caused by similar reasons. Denzel releases the flour in the air and later turned on the fan to make sure the flour spread among the room, so when the highly trained assign guy throws a shock grenade into the house, the whole house exploded and a normal shock grande is not capable of dealing such damage. Recently, another B-day party held in a Hong Kong university also become a deadly accident while playing with flour and candles. RIP.
    New Taipei water park explosion details: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_New_Taipei_water_park_explosion

    • @jameshopkins503
      @jameshopkins503 Před 9 měsíci +5

      You can get the same effect with powdered coffee creamer as well.

    • @queene3oh3
      @queene3oh3 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yes Indeed, It's The Tiny Particles That'll Ignite Like A Gas, Lol, I Remember Its Either A Wheat or Hay Silo D3ath On 1000 Ways To Di3

  • @israelmartinez4113
    @israelmartinez4113 Před 5 lety +399

    Imagine this guy proofreading ur essay

    • @tjbar1275
      @tjbar1275 Před 5 lety +40

      You could write him a C+ essay, and he'd give you an F-.
      Alternatively, you could write an A+ essay, and he'd give you an F-.

    • @RoboCunnilingus
      @RoboCunnilingus Před 5 lety +52

      He’d correct everything that’s wrong. Then correct everything that’s right. Then fail you anyway. But leave a note at the top saying he actually enjoyed it, but there were just too many errors.

    • @RoboCunnilingus
      @RoboCunnilingus Před 5 lety +15

      NO ESSAY IS WITHOUT ERRORS!

    • @tjbar1275
      @tjbar1275 Před 5 lety +9

      @@RoboCunnilingus the accuracy of this is stupidly close to perfect

    • @StrongRuler
      @StrongRuler Před 5 lety +3

      essay sins

  • @chiefbologna5719
    @chiefbologna5719 Před 4 lety +38

    2 movie sins for the intro? Damn the 90s would’ve been a field day for you

  • @raddyofadds
    @raddyofadds Před 5 lety +413

    0:21 you point out opening logos for 50 seconds as a sin.. for 21 seconds of your 18min video hmmmmmm 🤔

    • @King-Beezy
      @King-Beezy Před 4 lety +22

      Ding!

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 Před 4 lety +17

      His CZcams channel is practice for his new job at MSNBC. A whole lot of negative commentary that doesn't mean shit.

    • @timothy3732
      @timothy3732 Před 3 lety

      Just like how he narrates this while giving a sin to movies for narration!

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 Před 3 lety +1

      @@earlhollar1906 oh so now were just done whining about cbs. who is it next week? PBS? shut the fuck up.

    • @lifeisbeautiful7361
      @lifeisbeautiful7361 Před 3 lety

      @@earlhollar1906 exactly dude he is just talking shit none of it made sense to me , it was like he's talking shit for the sake of talking shit !

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Před 5 lety +23

    No sin removed for Denzel's line "... My only regret is, I only get to do it once."?

  • @GAS.M3
    @GAS.M3 Před 5 lety +563

    Denzel is 63 yrs old?? 😮😮😮😮😮

    • @gin.590
      @gin.590 Před 5 lety +37

      Him and Liam have aged wonderfully

    • @eltoro747
      @eltoro747 Před 4 lety +19

      Wow, I never thought of that despite having seen A soldier's story (1984). I also somehow forget Training day was 18 years ago. I guess it shows how fast time flies.

    • @buffytheinternetbullyslayer
      @buffytheinternetbullyslayer Před 4 lety +14

      alxM3 it’s shocking. It’s something about him that’s “ageless”

    • @Gemini050788
      @Gemini050788 Před 4 lety +35

      Black don’t crack ☀️ 💪🏾

    • @brandonf.8360
      @brandonf.8360 Před 4 lety +13

      @Dr. killpatient no need to hate 😂

  • @williamsummerson1204
    @williamsummerson1204 Před 2 lety +37

    Denzel has never done a bad movie ever.

  • @dizz4386
    @dizz4386 Před 5 lety +18

    I once miss the bus and my dad called me an Uber to school. You should’ve seen the duty teachers’ faces when I pulled up into the carpool lane in a Mercedes and a strange man

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +1812

    If you equalize something twice isn’t it unbalanced?

    • @ayeitzdj
      @ayeitzdj Před 5 lety +7

      Exactly my thoughts 🤔

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat Před 5 lety +82

      No. If he equalized the first time, the second time is either pointless because it's already equalized...or he fucked up the first time. So one or the other is a failure...or possibly both?

    • @dragonheart107
      @dragonheart107 Před 5 lety +29

      As he said 2x equalizing will indeed either change nothing or keep at least the relative properties equal with maybe changed values

    • @jchrispy_c6167
      @jchrispy_c6167 Před 5 lety +1

      #Stay#woke

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii Před 5 lety +1

      @accident of the last wowie

  • @shanehudson3995
    @shanehudson3995 Před 5 lety +81

    One good film, one bad.
    Things are equal.

    • @jerrygriffin4471
      @jerrygriffin4471 Před 5 lety +4

      Shane Hudson movie isn’t bad wtf you smoking

    • @nemezio9495
      @nemezio9495 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jerrygriffin4471 It's mediocre

    • @jerrygriffin4471
      @jerrygriffin4471 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nemezio9495 yeah right

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Před 2 lety

      @@jerrygriffin4471 It's a joke because the title of the movies are The Equalizer.

    • @Sirenity01
      @Sirenity01 Před 8 měsíci

      This one was Ight but the first one was definitely better

  • @nb2008nc
    @nb2008nc Před 5 lety +7

    In the Lyft fight scene, Denzel didn't have his own weapon to fight back with because it is against Lyft policy to keep a weapon in the car. If he was reported, he would've been deactivated and could no longer do his alter ego schtick.

  • @Kyomapai
    @Kyomapai Před 5 lety +106

    I was sent to school in an Uber for my whole junior year. Some of the drivers were so sketchy and others were very nice and interesting. It’s all a gamble.

    • @MrCooldude4172
      @MrCooldude4172 Před 5 lety +14

      Damn your parents must be rich

    • @maig1cian554
      @maig1cian554 Před 5 lety +7

      If your parents make 150k+ then you can afford Uber, it's still financialy better to just buy a car. But rich imo is a little higher then 150k a year.

    • @Kyomapai
      @Kyomapai Před 5 lety +2

      dylan yeung my parents don’t though, but Uber was a must because I didn’t have my license yet.

    • @Kyomapai
      @Kyomapai Před 5 lety +2

      cooldude 4172 not at all

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 Před 5 lety

      who doesn't enjoy pie?!

  • @omalor
    @omalor Před 5 lety +86

    9:15 Um, you're talking about how good a performance Denzel is giving here that the other actor might believe he is a drug dealer, yet you're sinning it??????

  • @ieatdeadrats8163
    @ieatdeadrats8163 Před 5 lety +411

    Damn thats alot of sins

  • @chrizzz
    @chrizzz Před 5 lety +171

    "This WIDOW is infecting this plot" - a dead wife is not called a widow.

  • @Parabueto
    @Parabueto Před 5 lety +51

    "Who sends their kids to school in a lyft?" A surprising number apparently. My local private hire companies have a lot of contracts with local councils to take special needs kids to schools far away or for rich kids to get taken to school. One guy has a fifty mile trip each way! It's part of the reason why if you don't book days in advance you aren't going to get a vehicle at rush hour on a weekday.

  • @senakashiwazaki9822
    @senakashiwazaki9822 Před 5 lety +37

    The Sequalizer.

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man Před 5 lety +32

    I haven't seen this many sins in a long while

  • @lordkrythic6246
    @lordkrythic6246 Před 5 lety +32

    "They dragged poor Denzel into this, didn't they?"

  • @Jaytube106
    @Jaytube106 Před 4 lety +68

    That "young kids in a Lyft or Uber because they have crappy parents" thing is becoming a reality.

    • @arcticflower7223
      @arcticflower7223 Před 3 lety +1

      Maybe kids can do more than you think. Adults ride alone...

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Před 3 lety +3

      @@zoomer5700 yeah, most adults can definitely defend themselves against human traffickers. That sounds like an accurate representation of our population.

    • @sabola1274
      @sabola1274 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@arcticflower7223Adults have at least some chance to fight back or successfully fend off someone long enough to get away. Young kids are pretty darn helpless in the face of even the weakest of adults
      Also, it's not about not trusting your kid. It's about not trusting everybody else to be around your kid without you or someone you trust present.

  • @iNeverHadMercy
    @iNeverHadMercy Před 5 lety +186

    5 Million Sins on a Denzel movie is the Ultimate Sin

  • @roadhockey
    @roadhockey Před 5 lety +412

    Top 10 Cinemasins tropes
    10. Plays the pronoun game...
    9 ...is not my girlfriend in this scene
    8. Ex mach
    ina!
    7. Because....movie
    6. Movie has time for this
    5. SKIP!
    4. That's Racist
    3. Roll Credits!
    2. So and So would be excellent at Cinema sins
    1. No one will be seated during the ....

    • @imransuhail9084
      @imransuhail9084 Před 5 lety +22

      Cinemasins cliche

    • @borosbattalion2333
      @borosbattalion2333 Před 5 lety +63

      Don't forget 'This scene does not contain a lapdance.'

    • @DukeofGames50
      @DukeofGames50 Před 5 lety +8

      @@imransuhail9084 I havnt seen 9 or 6 in a while consistently

    • @iloveretromirzie7230
      @iloveretromirzie7230 Před 5 lety +68

      “The prometheus school of running away from things” 😂😂

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO Před 5 lety +13

      @@iloveretromirzie7230 That one's my favorite. I even say it to myself when it happens in any movie I'm watching.

  • @gabrielm2438
    @gabrielm2438 Před 4 lety +23

    I Refuse to believe he gave this movie more sins than Green lantern!! How????!!!!

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 Před 4 lety +3

      Green Lantern was done when they just did actual sins.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed, Green Lantern was just horrible!

  • @Shubidubaa
    @Shubidubaa Před 5 lety +38

    Please do Law Abiding Citizen!!!!! That totally needs the Cinemasins work up!

    • @florianmaschke269
      @florianmaschke269 Před 4 lety

      10.000.000 for Jamie Foxx alone. I can't stand this guy.

    • @protectork9831
      @protectork9831 Před 4 lety +3

      @@florianmaschke269 because he's black

    • @206beastman
      @206beastman Před 4 lety

      @@florianmaschke269 did he get u?

    • @dmhendricks
      @dmhendricks Před 3 lety +3

      "If you're not a fan of a black person, it is because you're racist. If you don't agree with anything that I say, you are racist. If you are white, you are racist." -Democrats

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Před 3 lety

      @@dmhendricks "my persecution complex is so intense I identify shitposts as the actual platform of the political party I hate" - Daniel Hendricks

  • @kristinrandall2681
    @kristinrandall2681 Před 5 lety +62

    "Was it Batman?! I'll bet it was Batman!"

  • @Rekcha
    @Rekcha Před 5 lety +154

    The movie is bogged down by a lot of unnecessary subplots, cuz clearly they didn’t have enough of a story for a sequel.....
    But we will all watch anything with Denzel, and we need to be honest about that

    • @iamBlackGambit
      @iamBlackGambit Před 5 lety +8

      They should've continued from the first one..saving the girl from other Russian bosses

    • @brennanc8883
      @brennanc8883 Před 5 lety +10

      Maybe they would have had enough for a 2nd movie if they hadn't insisted on making it two hours long? What happened to a movie being 90 minutes long?

    • @tmasiah
      @tmasiah Před 4 lety +1

      And they banked on that

    • @zaibjameel6609
      @zaibjameel6609 Před rokem

      @@brennanc8883 movies nowadays are about 2 to 2/12 hours long. I wish movies could go back to being 90 minutes

    • @YashG04
      @YashG04 Před rokem

      @@iamBlackGambit Yeah possibly the guy he kills right at the end of the first film could’ve been kept alive for an epic sequel

  • @Shaynesnypes
    @Shaynesnypes Před 5 lety +7

    PS that scene where Denzel talking to the black kid is a moment I loved being a black kid from the hood. We need that type of guidance you wouldn't understand.

  • @MarjoForcado
    @MarjoForcado Před 3 lety +10

    "How many eye gougings can one actor take in a career?" lmao. I'm done

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +389

    If Equalizer 2 is so bad, then I can understand why there isn’t an Equalizer 2 2.

    • @swaggaming2564
      @swaggaming2564 Před 5 lety +3

      How to properly clean your metal computer equalizer 4?

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii Před 5 lety

      @@swaggaming2564 gasp

    • @JamariT2000
      @JamariT2000 Před 5 lety +2

      How to properly clean your metal computer I’m taking a few sins off your life for this comment.

  • @DavidAW27
    @DavidAW27 Před 5 lety +4

    When I first started watching Cinemasins, I didn't have a running dialog of critiques in my head. Now I do, now I do.

  • @HeatherJWilburn
    @HeatherJWilburn Před 2 lety +7

    I swear to god Denzel does more side quests in these movies then what Preston Garvey offers you in fallout 4

  • @GathererThompson
    @GathererThompson Před 5 lety +2

    You missed that at 15:50 the fan he turns on to blow the flour around wouldn't come on.. because the hurricane knocked the power out..

  • @OliverNorthZA
    @OliverNorthZA Před 5 lety +155

    I'm not rocking with this one. Over 5MIL Sins for Equalizer 2 and only 149 for Divergent!?
    *ding

    • @Realmorii
      @Realmorii Před 5 lety +8

      It was because of the obvious bad guy scene

    • @justjeffrson489
      @justjeffrson489 Před 5 lety +2

      This movie was such a grab for money I'm surprised it only got 5 million.

    • @loganreed4582
      @loganreed4582 Před 5 lety +1

      Jeffrson Hejny so?

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary Před 5 lety

      That was a "worst bad guy reveal ever" penalty for Whiskey. This movie got 156 sins so its only slightly worse than Divergent. If he ends up being the secret bad guy in Wonder Woman 1984 that movie WILL suffer in sins :D Ohh BTW did anyone else notice Pedro Pascal was ALSO in the failed Wonder Woman TV-show from 2011 ? Guy REALLY wants to be in Wonder Woman :D

    • @OliverNorthZA
      @OliverNorthZA Před 5 lety

      @@TheCultureCommentary Pedro Pascal should play Wonder Woman. I haven't asked them their "preferred" pronoun so I'm not going to guess. But if Pedro can't get the gig because of his gender I'll be the first to stroke Pedro's ego. No homo

  • @itsrectimemedia
    @itsrectimemedia Před 5 lety +238

    When's Everything Wrong With Pulp Fiction coming out???

  • @endersblade
    @endersblade Před 3 lety +4

    True story. I was in the Navy, made the stupid mistake of volunteering to go to Iraq, because 'money'. Anyway, At 5 in the morning I called a cab to take me to the airport. We had a quiet discussion about really nothing the whole way, asking neutral questions and such. Turned out the guy was Iraqi. When we pulled into the airport he actually got out and pulled my duffel from the trunk. He saluted me, handed me the bag, and said "go and save my country. I'll be here waiting for you.". I did 6 months in Iraq, re-upped for another 6, but only stayed for another 5 as the reason I was there was complete.
    By the time I was sent home I was shell shocked as fuck, had completely forgotten the cabby. I pulled out my lovely flip phone and called a cab. I sat down on a bench and cried for about 10 minutes, couldn't believe what I had gone through, and it had just hit me that it was finally over and I was home. I finally get myself together and look up...and there was that cabby, standing on the curb saluting me. He said "thank you from the bottom of my heart, my family is safe because of you. You ride free forever with me." We rode back to base in complete silence. It wasn't until days later that I made the connection they were the same person and realized what happened.
    I don't know if, when I called the cab company, he KNEW it was me, or if it was just pure serendipity. I never saw the guy again, but man, to this day I still remember him.

    • @droman608
      @droman608 Před 4 měsíci

      I’m not crying. McCall be cutting onions again!
      #thanksforserving
      😭

  • @KouD3Graw
    @KouD3Graw Před 5 lety +9

    8:26 I prefered the movie not to feel the same as the first one. Build more on the character and the universe. My entire problem with Taken was that it had to have something to do with someone being kidnapped and Liam Neeson having to rescue them. I would have rather his character have a code name and the events of the first movie brought him out of secret retirement.

  • @chuckfinley4292
    @chuckfinley4292 Před 5 lety +3

    It was flour and that was one of the coolest kills in the movie.
    Flour is highly explosive in a cloud like that. There was a flour plant that exploded from a small spark and took like half a town with it irl

  • @crocodileguy4319
    @crocodileguy4319 Před 5 lety +144

    That's not Minecraft, that's a bad Minecraft knock-off.

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 Před 5 lety +8

      Fake Minecraft, because Sony does NOT want to give Microsoft any credit.
      (I don't blame them to be honest)

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 5 lety +1

      I wouldn't mind Minecraft being there, if it wasn't ruined by the internet.

    • @Psalm_23
      @Psalm_23 Před 5 lety

      @@trashrabbit69 thats a bit petty
      Sony's PR is worse than Microsoft's

    • @elijahspitze9837
      @elijahspitze9837 Před 5 lety +3

      It’s the sequel
      Craftmine

    • @dakotabrinton2210
      @dakotabrinton2210 Před 5 lety

      It’s called unturned. It’s a fun game. Kinda like roblox mixed with dayz

  • @JMac7395
    @JMac7395 Před 5 lety +5

    Busted out laughing when he said "shut the f%# up Miles!"😆😆😆😆

  • @BartScantlin
    @BartScantlin Před 5 lety +7

    His character was definately well-off. He owned a beach-front property house (a house he apparently didn't even want to visit all that often). His backstory needs to be explained... 2 films in and still, it doesn't currently make sense why he's such a bad-ass.

  • @arigel4876
    @arigel4876 Před 5 lety +75

    Is it me or does it seem like this year he seems more angry with his delivery than usual?

    • @iNeverHadMercy
      @iNeverHadMercy Před 5 lety +8

      2019 is doing that to MANY ppl....😬😠💩💩💩

    • @raddyofadds
      @raddyofadds Před 5 lety +1

      He is negative for a living

  • @buzzthebuzzard5267
    @buzzthebuzzard5267 Před 5 lety +5

    I haven't seen you dislike a movie this much in a while and this is one of the *best episodes of Sins, loved it!*

  • @tarrahforcier477
    @tarrahforcier477 Před 4 lety +6

    Movie: shows logo
    Cinema sins: *that wasn't very cash money of you.*

  • @StreyX
    @StreyX Před 4 lety +3

    I watched this movie on a flight to Japan. It wasn't terrible. It was pretty light on content which led to it going on about side stories for over 40 mins, but it was entertaining enough. Harping on the constant reminder of the locations seemed pretty snobby though. Especially when they were referencing Belgium. Guess what? A lot of people would not have been able to guess where they were based on not having no particularly Belgium-y indicators in existence outside of signs. And also, the Washington ones could be missed because not everyone looks out for the monument; sometimes people see all the other things and focus on that.

  • @thisweekinsin1119
    @thisweekinsin1119 Před 5 lety +65

    Damn. I WASN'T even CLOSE to guessing this one.

  • @thatcousinshow6
    @thatcousinshow6 Před 5 lety +298

    Summary: Denzel is great. This movie is not.

    • @digitalcamaro9708
      @digitalcamaro9708 Před 5 lety +7

      That Cousin Show I liked it

    • @ceedoda
      @ceedoda Před 5 lety +8

      That Cousin Show i thought it was good

    • @BradleyMoreno13
      @BradleyMoreno13 Před 5 lety +2

      He ain't that great if he agreed to do this shit.

    • @thatcousinshow6
      @thatcousinshow6 Před 5 lety +2

      @@BradleyMoreno13 Touche

    • @brennanc8883
      @brennanc8883 Před 5 lety +13

      @@BradleyMoreno13 Hey, he's got Oscars, Golden Globes, a SAG, a Tony and he's 63. He's earned the right to do crap movies for fun and profit. Lol :-P

  • @jeremykalef7662
    @jeremykalef7662 Před 4 lety +6

    Jeremy, I'm a long-time subscriber and I love your work, truly. Its so spot on and intelligent, well thought out and hilarious... Just please... without being an apple-eater I have to tell you that when the camera move vertically it's called a "tilt" and when it moves side-to-side it's called a pan. All I ask is you use the right terms.

  • @jacksonhazelton9883
    @jacksonhazelton9883 Před 5 lety +13

    2:36 cinemasins you have mere seconds to live, buckaroo

  • @wyldshot666
    @wyldshot666 Před 5 lety +33

    Cinemasins, you're ruining my life. No matter how much I want to see a movie, I HAVE to watch Cinemasins FIRST. AGH!!!

    • @angelictakiko5341
      @angelictakiko5341 Před 5 lety +6

      Bro you gotta see the movie first. For an opinion then breathlessly wait for CinemaSins to confirm all of your opinions (or crush all your hopes, either one really.)

    • @marllusgoncalves5613
      @marllusgoncalves5613 Před 5 lety +1

      Well I watch it and the second the movie ends, I'm watching cinemasins.

    • @EliteHumanNetwork
      @EliteHumanNetwork Před 4 lety +1

      Thats sad lol

  • @firefly4f4
    @firefly4f4 Před 5 lety +78

    The first Equalizer was kind of a fun movie, with Denzel in full-on badass mode.
    I don't know WTF happened to this one, but it was so boring. How the heck to you make DENZEL boring?

    • @diboxide
      @diboxide Před 5 lety

      The fight scenes were okay, but everything in between. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @MrDragonorp
      @MrDragonorp Před 5 lety +5

      Jason, I found it interesting, I love when a movie takes his time as long as the subplots are interesting. I guess that the people that went for this movie were the type of action-loving ADHD times. this is a drama movie about a guys life that happens to be an avenger of some time. it sounds stupid as it is but its still a good movie to watch.

  • @natsu-batsu1339
    @natsu-batsu1339 Před 5 lety +1

    5:45 king’s beach, Lynn Mass. I used to live right by there, went down there in the summer all the time.

  • @PassportReasons
    @PassportReasons Před 3 měsíci +1

    You couldn't take a few sins off for the Denzel speech??? "the only regret that I have is that I can only do it once" Come on man!

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 Před 5 lety +35

    You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
    Please do:
    1) The Princess Bride
    2) Narnia 2 and 3
    3) The Circle
    4) Speed
    5) The Huntsman Winters War
    6) Mr and Mrs Smith
    7) The Truman Show
    8) Shrek 4
    9) The Princess and the Frog
    10) Back to the future 3

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 5 lety +4

      Everything Wrong With:
      1:The Secret of NIMH
      2:Oliver and Company
      3:Thomas and the Magic Railroad
      4:Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius
      5:The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
      6:Astro Boy (2009 film)
      7:Diary of a Wimpy Kid
      8:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules
      9:Winnie the Pooh (2011 film)
      10: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days
      11:Angry Video Game Nerd the Movie
      12:My Little Pony the Movie (2017 film)

    • @grantmclean4744
      @grantmclean4744 Před 5 lety

      Those are some pretty shitty films.

    • @zippolight2002
      @zippolight2002 Před 5 lety

      How the hell do you CinemaSin The Princess Bride? It's a parody, and a good one at that.

    • @zarinaa1135
      @zarinaa1135 Před 5 lety +1

      @@grantmclean4744 Glad you aren't afraid to voice your opinion

    • @zarinaa1135
      @zarinaa1135 Před 5 lety +1

      @@zippolight2002 Just because its a parody doesn't mean its uncritiqable. (I don't think that's a word)

  • @nttiv7725
    @nttiv7725 Před 5 lety +23

    Denzel is still the best actor in Hollywood. Only reason this movie was watchable.

  • @joycejordan1114
    @joycejordan1114 Před 3 lety

    I am new to your site and I am such a fan... I love you. You are channeling my brain
    thank you.

  • @s1mtl2mm98
    @s1mtl2mm98 Před 3 lety +5

    8:59 "How is this kid's dilemma somehow between art and murder?"
    Adolf Hitler: _Am I a joke to you?_

  • @undead_gamer9192
    @undead_gamer9192 Před 5 lety +13

    I feel your anger. I rented this film on Xmas and it was the longest and slowest feeling film ever

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer Před 5 lety +223

    Where's Everything Wrong with Sausage Party?

    • @theuntrying4113
      @theuntrying4113 Před 5 lety +47

      Nube Gamer that video would get demonetized immediately.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 Před 5 lety +22

      It exists
      ADD ∞ SINS

    • @LeafRazorStorm
      @LeafRazorStorm Před 5 lety +2

      Wait until the sequel comes out. CinemaSins only sins movies when everyone is talking about them.

    • @Silver-gd9lg
      @Silver-gd9lg Před 5 lety +1

      He may also reupload it.

    • @vladmihai_
      @vladmihai_ Před 5 lety +3

      Because the whole movie is a sin

  • @emiko8782
    @emiko8782 Před 5 lety +9

    Do you hear that? I think I hear an angry crowd chanting Bird Box. Speaking of, I think Bird Box would be a good next video~

  • @godlygumbo
    @godlygumbo Před 4 lety +49

    I feel like you kinda unneccessarily added a lot of sins. Just a thought, I might be wrong.

    • @pp3k3jamail
      @pp3k3jamail Před 4 lety +2

      Nah, I like Denzel Washington but this movie deserved all the sins it got.

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot Před 4 lety

      Five mil is pretty average dude

    • @rontayan
      @rontayan Před 4 lety +3

      You'd feel differently if you sat there watching it... It was so slow. And boring.

    • @pussndick
      @pussndick Před 4 lety

      Sterling Archer nah, it was good but it definitely didn’t deserve ALL the sins. Maybe half

    • @rontayan
      @rontayan Před 4 lety

      @@pussndick There's no accounting for taste. I was excited to see it... then saw it. Found it to be a terrible movie, with way too many subplots, and disjointed story telling.

  • @andrewroy9263
    @andrewroy9263 Před 5 lety +6

    The guy had a gun but pulled out the knife first? While he's also aware of the skill level of his intended target?

  • @Zulmoka
    @Zulmoka Před 5 lety +14

    Hey, I’m from Boston!
    “Ding!”

  • @smellsuperb1
    @smellsuperb1 Před rokem +1

    As a Lyft/Uber driver, you'd be surprised at the conversations overheard 🤔🤣

  • @kristinsreese
    @kristinsreese Před 4 lety +1

    "SHUT THE F*UCK UP, MILES!! You know there are dudes outside looking for you, Denzel's repeatedly shushed you. WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING TALKING!!" I don't know why this part cracked me up so much, maybe it's how he says it, and I also remembered thinking the same thing when I watched it the first time too, so I had to go back re-watch that part a couple of times!! 😂

  • @DominikO8O
    @DominikO8O Před 4 lety +3

    06:11
    Because its not Brussel in Belgium but Prag street named "Truhlařská" in Czech Republic, film lied to us
    + 10000000000000000 more sins

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals Před 5 lety +8

    Denzel IS 60 WHAT?! Woa :D I'm starting to get depressed all of a sudden..

  • @derrallwaller3282
    @derrallwaller3282 Před 4 lety

    You guys are awesome I've watched over 200 of your videos I would be great at Cinema sins please keep the videos going

  • @winstonluo5216
    @winstonluo5216 Před 4 lety +1

    The reason why he cut the flour bags is because when flashbangs come into contact with flour, it ignites…hence the reason why Dave’s accomplice blew up

  • @kristinrandall2681
    @kristinrandall2681 Před 5 lety +35

    CinamaSins is THE BEST! You're sarcasm is HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS in every video you do! Kudos, Jeremy, and keep 'em coming!☝😎 From Savannah, Georgia, USA🇺🇸 (in case you thought it was Savannah, Georgia, Egypt) 😁
    PS. Please do Tropic Thunder 🤗

  • @njabulomlotshwa6810
    @njabulomlotshwa6810 Před 5 lety +3

    I love this channel and it doesn't even make hate movies it just genuinely entertains me

  • @domenic9808
    @domenic9808 Před 5 lety

    I'm SO happy you mentioned Requiem for a Dream; it is a Sign that it's Time to do a Sins video for it; Though I cringe when you do a Sins video on movies I LoVe, it must be done. And On the Pro side, it will expose many people to a worthy movie, as well as I like to use your videos as a way to watch a movie I haven't seen in a while. In a quick synopsis way lol. Please, dooo it! dooo it! dooo it! 🙏

  • @jiminthecutemochi7652
    @jiminthecutemochi7652 Před 5 lety +1

    I like how he said it was Minecraft on the computer at 2:37, but it was Roblox that was actually on the computer

  • @Isaac-ef3rb
    @Isaac-ef3rb Před 5 lety +14

    *You should make everything wrong with birdbox*

  • @nou4765
    @nou4765 Před 5 lety +6

    If you want to make a weed brownie then your lucky!
    *For the brownies:*
    4 ounces unsweetened chocolate
    3/4 cup cannabutter (see below)
    1 3/4 cups coconut sugar
    1/2 teaspoon Kosher salt
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    3 large eggs
    1 3/4 cup all-purpose flour
    2/3 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
    3 mint leaves, minced (optional)
    *For the cannabutter*
    Makes: 3/4 cup cannabutter
    1/8 ounce finely ground cannabis trim
    3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
    For cannabutter:
    1. Preheat oven to 240 degrees. Spread cannabis evenly on a baking sheet. Bake 50 minutes (if using less cannabis, check oven after 35-40 minutes). Remove from oven and set aside.
    2. In a medium saucepan, melt butter over low heat. Add decarboxylated (oven-baked) cannabis and lower heat to a simmer. Cook for 45 minutes, then remove from heat.
    3. Strain cannabutter through a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth into a small glass measuring cup or bowl. (Discard strained cannabis solids or save for cannabis tea.)
    *For special brownies:*
    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees and grease a 9x13-inch glass baking pan with cooking spray.
    2. Place chocolate in a large glass mixing bowl and melt in the microwave or over a saucepan of boiling water.
    3. Add cannabutter to melted chocolate and mix until combined, then mix in coconut sugar, salt, and vanilla.
    4. Add eggs one at a time, mixing until fully incorporated.
    5. Mix in flour, and walnuts and/or mint, if using.
    6. Pour batter into prepared baking pan and bake for 25-30 minutes. Let cool slightly, then cut into 16 pieces. Store leftovers-clearly marked as “special” if there are others using your kitchen-in the refrigerator for a week, or in the freezer for several months.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 5 lety

      Are you making brownies for CinemaSins this year in 2019?

    • @nou4765
      @nou4765 Před 5 lety

      Caleb Montes Yeah why not?

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 Před 5 lety

      Can the coconut sugar be substituted for regular sugar? Other than that minor detail this recipe is getting tested.

  • @Qrow022
    @Qrow022 Před 5 lety +81

    You should do a sin video on Bird Box 😂

  • @GentlemanJackabee
    @GentlemanJackabee Před 3 lety +5

    I'm an absolute idiot when it comes to Geography, so I appreciate the 'Brussel, Belgium' or other places, just so I know where we are, I need to be hand holded when it comes to shit like that.
    I'd love to see CinemaSins make his/their own movie and then critique it. Now THAT would be top tier content!

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Před 2 lety

      Impossible, their movie would have zero sins because they would be the best directors in the universe /S.

  • @nickleffler1830
    @nickleffler1830 Před 5 lety +48

    Not sure y u think it is implied that he is broke. He used to work for the CIA, not just as an analyst but also as a field agent or hitman like shit. So he could have a huge amount of money. And him working for Lyft is just a way to pass time and see if he can find any riders, like that toot that got raped and beat up.

    • @Noble713
      @Noble713 Před 5 lety +21

      The movie also shows his Marine Corps dress uniform, and he was a Gunnery Sergeant. If he retired after 20 years, lets say combined military/CIA service, he's probably collecting a pretty decent pension. With his simple lifestyle, it's enough to cover apartment rent, food, and occasional assassination trips.

    • @DR4296
      @DR4296 Před 5 lety +11

      Could have had insurance on his wife too.

    • @Kavilion
      @Kavilion Před 5 lety +2

      toot!

    • @mahojohodge5395
      @mahojohodge5395 Před 5 lety

      Well it's implied as quite a while ago in the first movie, so I doubt he still has that much money left now.

    • @nickleffler1830
      @nickleffler1830 Před 5 lety +4

      @@mahojohodge5395 theres no way possible he would go through all that money he's acquired especially after his wife was killed. And just like in the first 1 he lives a very very minimal life, i.e. he only has 1 bowl 1 plate 1 cup 1 fork, knife, and spoon. And what ever money he needs to pay for things, which also is super minimal, can be covered by his Lyft pay checks.
      And when he says this guy says "hes not rich" and that he lives in that burnt out apartment complex, he lives there cuz he chooses to live there and it keeps him off anyone's radar. So his living conditions are perfect for what he wants to do. Cuz if u look at it with pregidous, u would look at him like he has no money and hes basically a broke loser. Everything this guy does is done with a purpose.

  • @richiee6743
    @richiee6743 Před 5 lety +45

    New rule: if the actor is 45+, cuts in fight scenes shouldn’t be sinned

    • @sushh1
      @sushh1 Před 5 lety +4

      You should see Taken 3 lmao

    • @Chopperwocky
      @Chopperwocky Před 5 lety +11

      Tell that to Keanu.

    • @ComedyCubed
      @ComedyCubed Před 5 lety +4

      Kingsman had one of the greatest single take action scenes of this decade. Colin Firth was 54 at the time.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 Před 4 lety

      @@sushh1 That was much worse especially fighting

  • @coriganmalloy1207
    @coriganmalloy1207 Před 11 měsíci +2

    why didn't any of the gang members even challenge Denzel's character? it's not like they knew who he was - they even said "who's this guy?" and not ONE OF THEM FOLLOWS DENZEL AND MILES out of the room?!!!!!!
    D is in the lobby for nearly 5 minutes. BIG SIN!!!

  • @superdivemaster
    @superdivemaster Před 3 lety

    You're crackin me up !!! I agree with everything you said ... especially about the opening ...

  • @TieeshaEssex
    @TieeshaEssex Před 5 lety +3

    When Alonzo left the LAPD he became a Lyft driving vigilante.

  • @chaz.92
    @chaz.92 Před 5 lety +4

    Please do bird box...love to see you shred it apart

  • @michaelg3088
    @michaelg3088 Před měsícem

    Dear CinemaSins. I remember the old guy and the painting. I rather enjoyed those moments. They reminded me of my short but memorable times with my grandfather when he told me stories about fighting against Hitler in WW2.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Před 5 lety

    Assassin with two weapons killed by his unarmed target, while the target is driving through Boston. *DING!*

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před 5 lety +6

    I COULDN'T STAND Miles talking in the hidden room!!
    JUST SHUT UP MILES!!!

  • @Nurofaen
    @Nurofaen Před 5 lety +38

    It is flour. Flour is highly flammable. Reference: The Great Fire of London, 1666.

    • @viper13178
      @viper13178 Před 5 lety +3

      Was also done on mythbusters

    • @Nurofaen
      @Nurofaen Před 5 lety +7

      @ET Sugar burns too fast to cause an explosion. Plus it was a bakery, so even though they probably had both, it makes more sense that there was more flour lying around than sugar.

    • @Adaephonable
      @Adaephonable Před 5 lety +4

      @@Nurofaen Sugar explosions have been recorded. An explosion is also characterized by how rapidly and violently something burns, so saying sugar burns to fast is nonsensical.

    • @thescoutpanda
      @thescoutpanda Před 5 lety

      yeah exactly. flour is literally just grains. of course it's flammable

  • @carsonjamesiv2512
    @carsonjamesiv2512 Před 4 lety

    That scene where Denzel scowls the young guy reminds my of "FENCES"(DW also played in the Movie version).

  • @lancyhusbands750
    @lancyhusbands750 Před 4 lety +2

    I just realised that he snapped the guy's neck in the apartment at the start of the film....wouldn't the police be now looking for him as a murderer?

  • @justanthony202
    @justanthony202 Před 4 lety +11

    Why you add sin for Minecraft? If anything you should take away sins.

  • @omonie4860
    @omonie4860 Před 4 lety +13

    Lmao, I'm sure cinema sins would sin someone on a movie for just Walking.

  • @BigGuyZee
    @BigGuyZee Před 5 lety

    16:13 I'm so glad that you captured that moment. It was such an epic fail from Dave, lol.

  • @shuriKen469
    @shuriKen469 Před 3 lety +1

    there better be an Equalizer 3, even if it's a prequel of spec ops or a dying Vivian passing her book collection to Denzel. also, Man on Fire and Safe House are also awesome Denzel films.