Everything Wrong With Taken 2 in 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • čas přidán 15. 09. 2014
  • With a new Liam Neeson ass-kicking adventure headed to theaters, we thought it was time to take out Taken 2, dust it off, and see how many more sins it has than the first Taken. Answer: A few more.
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  • @stiskavac
    @stiskavac Před 9 lety +762

    Nobody thinks it's weird how Kim can't drive an automatic car for her driver's test but can go full Fast and Furious on an old manual Mercedes-Benz through narrow streets that she sees for the first time in her life?

    • @jenifer1638
      @jenifer1638 Před 9 lety +43

      Wait, in US you have automatic car for driver test?

    • @wakandabih
      @wakandabih Před 9 lety +6

      Jenifer Leo yes

    • @stiskavac
      @stiskavac Před 9 lety +5

      Si

    • @jenifer1638
      @jenifer1638 Před 9 lety +13

      Lucky, in Indonesia you have to drive manual car for driver test

    • @stiskavac
      @stiskavac Před 9 lety +10

      Jenifer Leo Same in Serbia. Also, the rules are strict and you will fail the test for the smallest mistake.

  • @DefinedEdits
    @DefinedEdits Před 9 lety +1831

    Liam Neeson calls from istanbul to his friends in america and somehow its daytime in both places LOL.

    • @daisyphoenixjames2103
      @daisyphoenixjames2103 Před 9 lety +67

      Damn completely missed that lololol

    • @SuperDases
      @SuperDases Před 9 lety +59

      It can be daytime both places if it's summer!

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz Před 9 lety +9

      SuperDases it seems to be afternoon in both places

    • @Remeez1000
      @Remeez1000 Před 9 lety +5

      Everything went wrong with the wwe everytime john cena Try's to wrestle

    • @BihFaca11
      @BihFaca11 Před 9 lety +26

      Its 6 Hours difference from East coast, so If its in 10 AM in America 4pm is easy to figure out! .Its not like it's on china!

  • @sparhopper
    @sparhopper Před 7 lety +652

    Failed to get a license twice... drives like Jason Bourne.

    • @lukew255
      @lukew255 Před 7 lety +56

      Perhaps that's why she failed :)

    • @kittyattack2001
      @kittyattack2001 Před 6 lety +18

      Passed my tests on the first try.....Drives like a grandma

    • @dustinreid164
      @dustinreid164 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kittyattack2001 thats good there is absolutely no reason to be in a rush while driving.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Před 3 lety +2

      To be fair, you can know how to drive and still fail a driving test, because the test is more about testing your knowledge of the rules of the road and not your skills as a driver.

    • @ritsutainaka8156
      @ritsutainaka8156 Před 3 lety

      @@lukew255 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @InfiniteJohn117
    @InfiniteJohn117 Před 2 lety +100

    It's really weird to me the bad guys think they have the moral high ground when it comes to vengeance when they literally kidnapped his daughter into sexual slavery.

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous Před 10 lety +212

    10:54 that taxi is made out of Nokia phones....shit is unbreakable.

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi Před 10 lety +2

      I miss my old flip-phone from Nokia; lasted me five years, the battery held a charge for DAYS, and it only cost me $32.

    • @crusade444
      @crusade444 Před 10 lety +8

      nothing beats german engineering nigga.

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent Před 10 lety +8

      crusade444 Nokia is finnish....nigga.

    • @lucasrhan
      @lucasrhan Před 10 lety +22

      White people using the "N-word".
      ding

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Před 10 lety +5

      Still not as tough as the taxi from the 98 version of Godzilla.

  • @pdonettes
    @pdonettes Před 9 lety +31

    I am amazed that the movie ignores the fact that his daughter would have terrible PTSD. When I first saw this, that was what stood out to me the most. People that go through experiences like that would take YEARS to get over it, if they were ever even able to, but she just acts like a normally ditzy teenager. +1 sin for that!

    • @kxnghypnos
      @kxnghypnos Před 7 měsíci

      TRAUMA EFFECTS PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY. has anyone in this comment section ever taken a fuckin psychology class

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Před 9 lety +222

    That scene where the bad guys ALLOW Bryan to make a phone call before he gets taken is the moment this film became a a parody of itself. Nobody is that dumb.

    • @aqeel4807
      @aqeel4807 Před 7 lety +14

      gorrow1990 WHY DID THEY LET HIM DO THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i watch this movie all the time and i.. cant figure. i just, what😂😂😂 he got his phone and his ex wife has a gun to her head and 😂😂😂😂 hes phoning and everyone freezes LOOOOOOOL

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean, he (Bryan) did have a gun on them tho, right?

    • @silentwalker434
      @silentwalker434 Před 2 lety

      @@KennyMcCormick99 And they had his wife at gunpoint.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      I was in stiches at that.

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 Před rokem

      Hollywood

  • @maybetoby
    @maybetoby Před 9 lety +936

    Glad I'm not the only bothered by the fact that the daughter doesn't seem to have any intimacy issues after being sold as a sex slave. Or that this family thought it would be okay to go to another country since it went so well last time

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman Před 9 lety +32

      I was thinking the same thing when I was watching this movie.

    • @runawaypacman
      @runawaypacman Před 9 lety +8

      Tonatihu Gutierrez virgins are worth more money in that line of business!I thought it was the other way around.

    • @WalkthroughHorde
      @WalkthroughHorde Před 9 lety +8

      *****
      And you know this because you are A. a member of a sex trade ring or B. a girl from a poor abusive background that uses this as an example for all sex traders actions all the time. Right?

    • @WalkthroughHorde
      @WalkthroughHorde Před 9 lety

      Tonatihu Gutierrez
      Bubbly.
      *blush*

    • @WalkthroughHorde
      @WalkthroughHorde Před 9 lety

      Tonatihu Gutierrez
      Haha

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 Před 10 lety +316

    Kim suddenly knows how to drive a manual-transmission car when she and her father are being chased by the bad guys.
    _ding_

    • @Guitarfollower22
      @Guitarfollower22 Před 10 lety +22

      haha thought the same thing. also drifting, pulling off insane stunts, etc.

    • @EdeLovesGerrard
      @EdeLovesGerrard Před 10 lety +6

      I know right! Such bullshit lmao

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr Před 10 lety +35

      It's very funny cuz before she wasn't even able to pass her driving exam in a fucking automatic and now in a manual she's suddenly Dominic Torreto. Some people take driving lessons for weeks in a manual, take the exam in a manual and still stall after getting their license and this chick who is unlikely to have ever driven a manual is suddenly a master of the clutch. Yeah, right!

    • @EdeLovesGerrard
      @EdeLovesGerrard Před 10 lety +4

      Protector of the Republic HAHAHA truth

    • @BakuTex
      @BakuTex Před 10 lety +4

      Protector of the Republic Hahahaha! Master of the clutch! xD

  • @michaelsparks9785
    @michaelsparks9785 Před 9 lety +99

    "A shoe? In a hotel room?, That definitely means she's here and went out the window." I laughed uncontrolably.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem +3

      It gets even worse, once they figured out she's on the room next door they USE THE SAME ROUTE SHE DID!
      Instead of going through the door, no, they risked their lives for absolutely no good reason. Truly boggles the mind.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Před rokem +4

      @@Nocturnalux 😂. I was really hoping she shoved them off or had set a trap because they were so stupid

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Před rokem

      @@Nocturnalux😂. They should have died from the birds. Complete idiots

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      @@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE To this day, this remains of the dumbest and most unnecessary things I ever saw in a movie.
      The movie is full of dumbness but some of it there to look “cool”, like the grenades. But this? Why, oh why.
      Was it to let us know these grunts are utter idiots?

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Před rokem

      @@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE To this day, this remains of the dumbest and most unnecessary things I ever saw in a movie.
      The movie is full of dumbness but some of it there to look “cool”, like the grenades. But this? Why, oh why.
      Was it to let us know these grunts are utter idiots?

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 Před 9 lety +64

    6:23 "These guys risk their lives because they found a flipflop." Epic and Priceless

  • @chrisz5z
    @chrisz5z Před 4 lety +32

    I remember watching this movie in theaters & being the only one that busted out laughing at the fact that she was indiscriminately throwing grenades throughout the city

  • @jorgeortuno6380
    @jorgeortuno6380 Před 9 lety +115

    You know you'd think by now that the dad would teach his own daughter self-defense like he does , but no instead she gets chased even more.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 6 lety +4

      jorge ortuno that would be just as smart as getting custody from the obviously trying to kill your daughter mother. But common sense is not something movies like. Common sense says he would have taught his daughter self-defense after getting custody from his ex wife who let her follow the oldest band alive U2 around Europe when she was 15 years old which led to her getting kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.

  • @nami4069
    @nami4069 Před 9 lety +2004

    Taken 4: Where's My Dog
    Taken 5: Where's My Daughter's Dog
    Taken 6: Where Did My Dog Take My Daughter
    Taken 7: Where's My Toaster Oven
    Taken 8: Got My Oven but Lost My Frozen Pizza
    Taken 9: Where's My House
    Taken 10: So Many Sequels He's So Old That He's Taken to a Retirement Home

  • @Cyfix15
    @Cyfix15 Před 9 lety +354

    I think you missed a major one:
    a) He has grenades
    b) he was able to bring grenades across international boarders
    c) grenades were used in a major city without ANY ramifications
    even in GTA when i throw a grenade i get at least 1 star

    • @the_brinaki
      @the_brinaki Před 5 lety +14

      Regarding b, he was in Istanbul for a job to guard a very important rich dude, so I doubt he had to get grenades through normal customs, as he is security.

    • @mariusbond9859
      @mariusbond9859 Před 5 lety +19

      @@the_brinaki Are bodyguards allowed to bring grenades in a plane?

    • @xL0stKIlah
      @xL0stKIlah Před 5 lety +5

      @@mariusbond9859 in the taken universe:)

    • @Wobbyy
      @Wobbyy Před 4 lety +11

      @@mariusbond9859 I think this guy could bring a f--ing mobile artillery or a full-sized machine gun with him and no one would notice or say a thing.

    • @protus3882
      @protus3882 Před 4 lety +16

      the grenades and the whole suitcase of weapons could have been given to him in Istanbul as provisions for his security job. it even has a map of the city. but yeah I thought Kim should have at least gotten herself wanted after running around and casually thowing grenades around the city.

  • @ir1shc4rb0mb315
    @ir1shc4rb0mb315 Před 9 lety +80

    The moment I watched this movie, I spotted one big sin that I was waiting to see if you would catch. You did not. OK, so in the beginning, he is teaching his daughter to drive. In the big chase scene, she drives a foreign car that is manual transmission. She would not be able to pick up shifting with a clutch that easily. The car would've stalled out because she has no idea how to drive a stick (the car in the beginning is only available in an automatic). *Ding*

    • @beadington
      @beadington Před 2 lety +6

      I came and watched this video specifically for that … it bothered me so much watching the movie

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Před rokem +1

      Ahhhem: I do recall her saying something along the lines of being able to drive but the test being the problem
      Therefore failing a test because of an arbitrary rule does not mean she is incapable of driving a car. If she has her fathers genes she probably would operate a foreign stick better than a weak ass auto

  • @crazyramblingman168
    @crazyramblingman168 Před 9 lety +120

    Liam Neeson trained Batman and Obi Wan Kenobi, is Zeus and Aslan, and punches wolves with sharp things taped to his hands, why does any1 wanna take his family?

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy Před 4 lety +6

      Liam Neeson vs. John Wick

    • @morado5827
      @morado5827 Před 3 lety

      @@tsunamifoxy Liam loses

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety +4

      @@morado5827 Especially if he kills Wick's dog and steals his car.

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před 22 dny

      @tsunamifoxy but what about Brian mills vs Keanu reeves?

  • @rosyjones3357
    @rosyjones3357 Před 8 lety +189

    why is Neeson's character the only one who feels like an actual person in any of these? i can never feel sorry for the other two because they're such static characters. he might as well just be taking care of two well-trained dogs who are always getting dognapped or whatever.. at least the delivery of the lines would be better. "Woof?" "Bark bark growl!" "Arf! Arf woof growl arf!!"

    • @randombrokeperson
      @randombrokeperson Před 6 lety +8

      Rosy Jones -- If they did that it'd be John Wick

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 Před 3 lety +1

      I think it’s the acting

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl Před 3 lety

      Acting and writing

    • @aglock9193
      @aglock9193 Před 2 lety

      Well the daughter only had a couple minutes of non-kidnapped screen time in the first one so not much time to develop her character in that one but in this one yeah they probably could’ve done that a little better

  • @johnstjohn1987
    @johnstjohn1987 Před 9 lety +79

    Don't leave naked pictures on your phone because he will look for them, he will find them, and he will kill them.
    Hahahahahahahaha.

  • @IAmTheUnison
    @IAmTheUnison Před 9 lety +24

    This is a prime example of why some films should not have sequels.

  • @syncwithmusic
    @syncwithmusic Před 9 lety +410

    you forgot the 'daughter who failed her drivers test is suddenly expert driver' but yea...

  • @SliceofBread123
    @SliceofBread123 Před 10 lety +190

    The airplane movie with Liam.... Whatever it's called, you know.

  • @SweetValleyHighFan
    @SweetValleyHighFan Před 9 lety +32

    If no one else has mentioned this... you skipped over the part in the locker room where Kim is walking barefoot and we only see her put on the shirt and jacket but magically she is wearing shoes when she walks outside!!

  • @chihuahuadaddy6319
    @chihuahuadaddy6319 Před 8 lety +131

    One more to add: Embassies are usually in a country's capital. The capital of Turkey is Ankara, not Istanbul.

    • @omarreyes7626
      @omarreyes7626 Před 8 lety +13

      +ChihuahuaDaddy we have a US embassy in guadalajara, and that is not the capital of mexico.

    • @mtotowamidiri
      @mtotowamidiri Před 8 lety +4

      +Omar Reyes he did say usually

    • @omarreyes7626
      @omarreyes7626 Před 8 lety +1

      Joe-Francis Kiaga true.

    • @3choBlast3r
      @3choBlast3r Před 7 lety +42

      The film makers wanted to make Istanbul shitty so badly they even bought/replicated and used old 70's police cars instead of modern ones. They tried to only film women walking around in burka's (99.9% of them being Arab tourists etc)
      Not to mention the Albanians have crescent moon tattoos and it's so obvious they did their best to cast people that look as dark/middle eastern as possible..
      Fuck the piece of shit that made this movie

    • @teomanefeaycan4854
      @teomanefeaycan4854 Před 7 lety +3

      I suggest you use Google Street View before talking.

  • @sant000ful
    @sant000ful Před 10 lety +173

    if they make a Expendables 4 Liam Nelson needs to be the bad guy

    • @pioltjose23
      @pioltjose23 Před 10 lety +7

      agreed

    • @MrBeastknows
      @MrBeastknows Před 10 lety +87

      How about we just hope they stop making the Expendables. I think that would be a better idea.

    • @sant000ful
      @sant000ful Před 10 lety +4

      Shane Benjamson
      i hope not i like them the last one was not the best but i still liked it

    • @TheMrpurcell
      @TheMrpurcell Před 10 lety

      Shane Benjamson nope we're getting Expendabelles

    • @m8jin12
      @m8jin12 Před 10 lety

      no liam nelson does not "need" to be the bad guy

  • @bob123789456
    @bob123789456 Před 10 lety +338

    Do "I, Robot" please. I just rewatched this movie because I love it, but I would also love to see you pick it apart.

    • @danielgirvan8653
      @danielgirvan8653 Před 10 lety +13

      Good movie :)

    • @precutodst2568
      @precutodst2568 Před 10 lety +9

      Good Lord, it's a bandicoot!

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 Před 10 lety +4

      What about the princess bride, so many sins

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat Před 10 lety +8

      So much wrong with that movie, it might be Cinema Sins first full-length feature.

    • @Spades20XX
      @Spades20XX Před 10 lety

      Nicholas Flores
      It's so hard to pick flaws on stuff we really like, huh?

  • @xxunilizzyxxxxunilizzyxx5427

    "the search for Kim must have consisted of yelling out in the street KIM! KIM!, and getting no answer, they gave up"
    I died

  • @benitofranco372
    @benitofranco372 Před 7 lety +141

    Sin 1: Actually, he's right. I have epilepsy and this gave me a 76 second seizure.

    • @matthewthedford2041
      @matthewthedford2041 Před 7 lety +9

      Really?

    • @-themeepqueen3984
      @-themeepqueen3984 Před 7 lety +13

      RIP shall forever be remebered

    • @themetalking7787
      @themetalking7787 Před 5 lety +13

      @@overzealousduck3959 When it happens, someone who's with you should count how long it happens so if you need to go to the hospital you can tell the nurses how long it lasted for. When it happened to a family member, i had to take note on how long she was having one and had to tell the paramedics when they showed up.

    • @themetalking7787
      @themetalking7787 Před 5 lety +1

      @@overzealousduck3959 No you wouldn't but you'd round it off. If you noticed it at 12:32pm since you don't know when it started you'd say 12:30pm.

    • @kingsoren2010
      @kingsoren2010 Před 5 lety +2

      "May cause seizures" should be in movie ratings or is it??

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 Před 10 lety +54

    I got a couple extra Sins:
    - Marko's father gives his son's name as "Marko from Tropojë". Turns out his parents didn't care enough to give their son a last name, instead they just give him an address.
    - And for that matter, what actually is Marko's dad's name? ""Marko from Tropojë's father", who is also from Tropojë"?

    • @Diedpied
      @Diedpied Před 10 lety +11

      Most likely his dad is also Marko from Tropojë, born under a great man called Marko, also from Tropojë, whose dad is called Steve from America.

    • @alvinaliaj7218
      @alvinaliaj7218 Před 10 lety +2

      Seriously dude ? Tropojë is a city in Albania and they have a tradition that they say the city where they are from to strangers and not their last name . I know this because i am Albanian.

    • @russelltietjen4407
      @russelltietjen4407 Před 10 lety

      Oh, ok. Didn't know that. Excuse my ignorance

    • @alvinaliaj7218
      @alvinaliaj7218 Před 10 lety +1

      Russell Tietjen Nah no need to apologize. I am just pissed because they show us like bad guys. Of course Albania has her bad things like every country does but here are good and hardworking people too. They have never showed that part in a movie.

    • @russelltietjen4407
      @russelltietjen4407 Před 10 lety +1

      Yeah, that's the thing with a lot of American movies. Acting like America is the only good/capable country in the world.
      But to this movie's credit, at least it establishes that these guys are like a mafia, so that isn't too bad, I guess

  • @aurenkleige
    @aurenkleige Před 10 lety +69

    I think, since no movie is without sin, it's time to step it up a notch.
    How about Gladiator?
    You know, with Russel Crowe?

    • @toussaintgervais8285
      @toussaintgervais8285 Před 10 lety

      You nene a military guy like Lindybeige for that one. He has a 4 minutes vid where he discusses over 10 sins IN ONE STILL FRAME.

    • @pepsuber18
      @pepsuber18 Před 10 lety +34

      Not to be confused with Gladiator with Tom Hanks

    • @MechanicalPie
      @MechanicalPie Před 10 lety +1

      Yeah, like when he stabbed that guys' foot and he bled from his mouth?? Like WTF!

    • @ryanwatson7365
      @ryanwatson7365 Před 10 lety

      Sin one i have never seen Gladiator

    • @jesseberry1333
      @jesseberry1333 Před 9 lety

      From a historical point of view gladiator is extremely inaccurate, it also has sins in the story and common sense!

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson Před 9 lety +209

    So his daughter is Miss Taken?

  • @spellcasterluke7387
    @spellcasterluke7387 Před 9 lety +130

    Why did Taken even need a sequel anyway? Wasn't there enough closure at the end of Taken 1?

  • @hoolahooop
    @hoolahooop Před 10 lety +56

    sweet another video, needed something to watch while eating :D

  • @glenisterm
    @glenisterm Před 9 lety +72

    I'm curious why Liam took a suitcase with grenades with him on holiday. Is this what he considers normal for Instanbul? How did he get it past security at the airport? Is there a rule that ex-operatives are allowed to bring a suitcase of weapons when they travel to foreign countries?

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers Před 5 lety +6

      Wasn't he in Turkey to guard some important dude, or something?

    • @mariusbond9859
      @mariusbond9859 Před 5 lety +14

      @@passionoflovers I don't believe bodyguards use grenades

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers Před 5 lety +5

      @@mariusbond9859 Eh, what do I know.

    • @mariusbond9859
      @mariusbond9859 Před 5 lety +1

      @@passionoflovers Do you really know bodyguards are allowed to bring grenades in planes?

    • @passionoflovers
      @passionoflovers Před 5 lety +1

      @@mariusbond9859 I never claimed to know. I have no idea

  • @cringemaestroo
    @cringemaestroo Před 9 lety +48

    10:06 "Suddenly, badass Liam Neeson, who can cut down a gazelle form 300 yards with an ice pick, can't hit the bad guys' tires when it matters."
    That made me laugh for solid 20 seconds.

  • @luminalaztec919
    @luminalaztec919 Před 7 lety +40

    You should have also sinned the fact that she went from "I can't parallel park an automatic" to a manual rally car racer in no time flat! Also she throws the grenades like 200 yards. that adds 4 more sins! You could even do a bonus round for every drift. Also nobody ever reloads in this movie, apparently the infinite ammo cheat code is on until the last scene.

    • @FirstArchon
      @FirstArchon Před 5 lety +1

      they reload when you aren't looking at them

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Před rokem +1

      A. He can’t sign it unless he writes up a contract sinning it and gives his John Hancock
      B. There ARE people who drive much better in a Manual. Especially if she’s naive to automatic. Actually not knowing auto doesn’t help you point that she wouldn’t know Manual.
      C. Manual cars have much better drift,coast and maneuvering control as you can shift and need to focus.
      D. It was mostly cuts so we didn’t see everything. For all we know Brian was working the stick and telling her when to pump the clutch
      E. She’s secretly seeing a boyfriend and admitted she was good enough for a license. She conveniently failed but then looked like a great driver. For all we know her Boyfriend taught her in his manual car and Kim purposely downplayed her skill in front of Brian so he didn’t question who trained her. He clearly didn’t and we know Lennie didn’t
      Only people that have never driven a stick assume it’s harder than automatic.

  • @ChaosWarlord
    @ChaosWarlord Před 10 lety +3

    "The only thing Liam Neeson is killing in this scene, is the mood" Haha! I just lost my sides. thank you, I needed that!

  • @connorthomas282
    @connorthomas282 Před 9 lety +86

    Taken 4: dude wheres my car

  • @pablomorales4789
    @pablomorales4789 Před 9 lety +212

    Hey CinemaSins, don't you think you should change your name to SINemaSins? Nobody? No? Ok...

  • @Regrettable-Username
    @Regrettable-Username Před 9 lety +11

    My mom has her phone on vibrate and away from her all the time, it drives me crazy! I'm like "Mom, do you know what happens to people who have phones like that? They die. Or someone calling them for help dies. Someone always dies!"

  • @3317alibaba
    @3317alibaba Před 10 lety +76

    the fact that they're releasing Taken 3 in january makes me laugh

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Před 10 lety +1

      FUUUUUUUU

    • @starflame34
      @starflame34 Před 10 lety

      Well I know Wikipedia isn't always credible, but supposedly, the 3rd movie is going to be the final one.

    • @starflame34
      @starflame34 Před 10 lety

      Michael Kielmeyer No, his cell phone!

    • @c0wboys4life
      @c0wboys4life Před 10 lety

      Wait, seriously?....whats the point story wise?

    • @dylanwillis1473
      @dylanwillis1473 Před 10 lety

      But I thought he said "No I don't think so that would just be bad parenting." - Liam Neeson

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL Před 10 lety +6

    Watching all these videos helps me write better, and create stories with less loopholes.

  • @CurliFox
    @CurliFox Před 9 lety +446

    Ugh they got a 30 year old woman to play a 16 year old girl.

    • @daisyphoenixjames2103
      @daisyphoenixjames2103 Před 9 lety +63

      It's not her fault that she looks that young. But I get your point though, they could've easily hired an actual teenager for the role. However, they wouldn't have been comfortable showing her nearly naked in a thong (first movie) and then with a half open shirt showing her chest in part 2 if it had been an underage actor. And I'm sure there's something illegal about all that? Idk that's how I see it lol

    • @CurliFox
      @CurliFox Před 9 lety +73

      Daisy Phoenix James
      As an 18 year old, I dont think she looks that young. She looks great, but couldnt pull of 16 to save her life. I also think someone in their early 20s wouldve been great. They look young, but arent underage.

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia Před 9 lety +10

      Daisy Phoenix James but she doesn't look that young. She looks in her twenties.

    • @JarrettWilliams99
      @JarrettWilliams99 Před 9 lety +22

      seems like they always do that. There are tons of movies with 30 year old highschoolers. Still a sin

    • @generalcoon47
      @generalcoon47 Před 9 lety +6

      Well, they got 24 year old Jennifer Lawrence to play a 16, 17, and 18 year old in The Hunger Games too.

  • @julzzedbra728
    @julzzedbra728 Před 9 lety +3

    "The only thing Liam Neeson is killing in this scene is the mood."
    Best sin out of all the videos xD

  • @silverdragon122
    @silverdragon122 Před 10 lety +4

    Sin 48 killed me.
    "Guys guy guys, I have one more phone call to make."
    Why the hell did they let him make the phone call in the first place? xD

  • @ixb9822
    @ixb9822 Před 10 lety +4

    I'm three minutes in and I haven't heard "discount Dos Equis guy" about the bearded antagonist! You had one job Cinemasins! XD

  • @xxoxia
    @xxoxia Před 7 lety +117

    One sin for Albanians speaking English in Albania.

    • @MuhammadSajjad
      @MuhammadSajjad Před 5 lety +1

      i believe albanian and istanbul city is just to relate to islam and i see that in the way taken 2008 using arabic language very consistent

    • @THEKlNG
      @THEKlNG Před 4 lety

      2, actually.

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold Před 7 lety +61

    Everything wrong with Taken 3, please

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 Před 7 lety +4

      They did do it but copyright yo. You can find it in daily motion.

    • @mchllwoods
      @mchllwoods Před 7 lety

      Andrew Gold it would only last 5 seconds anyway.
      Same shitd different scenario.

    • @grandmage1925
      @grandmage1925 Před 7 lety

      thanks, i scouwered the comments to find where i can find it xD

    • @tmoore4075
      @tmoore4075 Před 7 lety

      That video was fantastic too.

  • @jamesjones683
    @jamesjones683 Před 10 lety +32

    Liam Neeson should play as a bad guy for once, most bad ass bad guy ever

    • @davidturner1700
      @davidturner1700 Před 10 lety +30

      In Batman i think he was

    • @kerolox7929
      @kerolox7929 Před 10 lety +11

      Well if you count a voice over for a bad guy, there's the Lego Movie; however, I don't think that this is what you meant lol

    • @dirigibility
      @dirigibility Před 10 lety

      Indeed, he was a bäd guy in Batman.

    • @WCNintendoDS
      @WCNintendoDS Před 10 lety +6

      Ra's al Ghul, from Batman Begins. One of his best performances, in my opinion.

    • @averagejoe6617
      @averagejoe6617 Před 10 lety

      Ras a ghul dosent count

  • @neb7b1
    @neb7b1 Před 10 lety +23

    The sad thing is... Taken 3 is coming out next year.

    • @raevhaar5723
      @raevhaar5723 Před 10 lety +5

      wooooow, why

    • @MajesticHorse
      @MajesticHorse Před 10 lety +3

      Thought you were bullshitting, but then I googled it... Oh god.

    • @waubadoo
      @waubadoo Před 10 lety

      And its made by the same people who gave us Taken 2

    • @paulmeredith9404
      @paulmeredith9404 Před 10 lety +12

      the plot is apparently Bryan is framed for a murder he did not commit.
      Sin 1: Why not frame him for one of the hundreds of murders he did commit though?

    • @drumsandroses22
      @drumsandroses22 Před 10 lety +5

      Paul Meredith ding!

  • @RxtohTheMighty
    @RxtohTheMighty Před 9 lety +21

    You know whats funny? They actually are making a Taken 3.

  • @DetectiveAlley
    @DetectiveAlley Před 9 lety

    Brilliant! One of your best videos yet. I enjoyed the movie but the inconsistencies were driving me nuts. BTW, the longer videos are much better than your 10-minute versions. Keep it up and make 'em long!

  • @thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205

    I will keep posting this until you meet my demands, do Captain America: The Winter Soldier!!!!!!!

    • @thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205
      @thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205 Před 10 lety +12

      He can do it anywhere, as long as he does it.

    • @n7pirate742
      @n7pirate742 Před 10 lety

      It's on the screen junkies channel

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play Před 10 lety +7

      Hold your shit. He hasn't done Super 8 yet.

    • @EthylAlcohol-
      @EthylAlcohol- Před 10 lety

      I think he cant do new movies because of copyright. idk

    • @JakeWildMusic
      @JakeWildMusic Před 10 lety

      He can't do them until they're released on DVD. Now, I'm not entirely sure if CA: TWS is out on DVD yet, but if it isn't then that's why he hasn't.

  • @TheRealisticNihilist
    @TheRealisticNihilist Před 10 lety +66

    This movie is depressing. Probably the worst sequel to the best prequel ever made.

    • @CallumBrine
      @CallumBrine Před 10 lety +47

      A prequel is a movie that shows an event before the original movies timeline and is made after the first movie of the series is out. So, taken is not a prequel, since it was the first in the series.

    • @Squeaky2238
      @Squeaky2238 Před 10 lety +6

      CallumBrine Like monsters university was a prequel to Monster Inc

    • @TheRealisticNihilist
      @TheRealisticNihilist Před 10 lety +2

      Kaleb Simonds
      I thought about that when I posted. I thought calling it a prequel sounded most aesthetic because it implies the comparison whereas if I said "best movie ever" it makes it seem like I think it's the better than I think it actually is. It was supposed to be a critique internal to the series. Ch'yall feewl?

    • @thatoneguy4452
      @thatoneguy4452 Před 10 lety +4

      I was gonna live up to my user name and talk about how Taken isn't a prequel. But as others have already done it, instead I'll just say this:
      Poopybutts.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 Před 10 lety

      No. The worst has to be War Games 2. Even though it's a sequel and WOPR gets to be the hero, it's basically the same storyline as the first but with a different AI going nuts.

  • @exarkun4135
    @exarkun4135 Před 7 lety +71

    Where tf is Taken 3? #iwillwatchitaniwillsinit

    • @simonh1349
      @simonh1349 Před 7 lety +3

      bump
      still wanting it

    • @QuantomX64
      @QuantomX64 Před 6 lety

      Or Men in Black 3?
      Or Expendables 3?
      or Ninja Turltes 3?
      or Riddick 3?
      He has some bad habit of not finishing a sin series.

  • @daisyphoenixjames2103
    @daisyphoenixjames2103 Před 9 lety +97

    Why do Albanians keep talking to each other in English, he asks.
    Because Americans are too lazy to read subtitles.

    • @connier6970
      @connier6970 Před 9 lety +2

      Not just Americans british aswell like me haha x

    • @etanb1
      @etanb1 Před 9 lety

      Racist

    • @houseofaction
      @houseofaction Před 9 lety +5

      not an american movie. its a french movie

    • @dabull136
      @dabull136 Před 9 lety

      houseofaction It was overdubbed in french later...but NOT a french movie, just because Luc Besson is a french director-writer-producer.

    • @houseofaction
      @houseofaction Před 9 lety

      dabull136 Wrong.all 3 taken movies are made by Luc Bessons french production company Called EuropaCorp it is by definition a french film. movies that are Hollywood movies are made by American production companies

  • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
    @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL Před 10 lety +17

    This Thursday's movie is going to make us happy because CinemaSins is finally doing it. Question, though. WHERE THE F**K IS IT?!!

    • @djpheeze
      @djpheeze Před 10 lety +3

      Maybe if you complain using more capitals, it will appear. Maybe if you punch a wall, it will arrive. If it doesn't, you didn't punch the wall hard enough. Punch harder.

  • @dhjsisd
    @dhjsisd Před 9 lety +209

    Do a Pokemon movie. That would be awesome!

    • @AugPirate
      @AugPirate Před 9 lety +60

      good god that video woulde be longer than the movie..

    • @ashleytuchin7693
      @ashleytuchin7693 Před 9 lety +9

      That would, indeed, be awesome.

    • @Miracoline
      @Miracoline Před 9 lety +3

      YES PLEASE XDD

    • @WolfSilver117
      @WolfSilver117 Před 9 lety +12

      He'd spend 30 minutes alone sinning a fight scene

    • @Jervyras
      @Jervyras Před 9 lety

      btw what is "that woud be awsome"and with movie there is more thatn 15 (+2 sins)

  • @missymillie
    @missymillie Před 9 lety +1

    Thanks CinemaSins for these videos; wit and humour work every time. Even your spots for nature box backs are pretty funny...makes those ads bearable.

  • @birthdaymassacrefan
    @birthdaymassacrefan Před 9 lety +4

    I can't wait until you do Taken 3, Cinemasins!!!

  • @thecatsofva
    @thecatsofva Před 9 lety +11

    What about the sin that the US Embassy in Turkey in in Ankara, not Istanbul.

  • @NebirosVT
    @NebirosVT Před 10 lety +14

    That's a lot of sins for a movie I really enjoyed xD

  • @tejeira1234
    @tejeira1234 Před 4 lety

    I love all of your videos !thank you for the entertainment you provide

  • @bradvan2010
    @bradvan2010 Před 9 lety +6

    well done, but I was expecting you to comment on her expert driving ability through the narrow streets of Istanbul at high speeds when she hadn't even qualified for a driver's licence ! Thanks again.

  • @Woodsstories
    @Woodsstories Před 10 lety +12

    I will readily admit that Taken 2 wasn't nearly as good as the original, but I still enjoyed it. I heard they're going to make a 3rd one, and I'll probably like that too. I enjoy movies where a parent goes to incredible lengths to save their kid, and the first Taken movie is the ultimate example of that (although the unrated version makes a little more sense).

  • @little_nightfury1762
    @little_nightfury1762 Před 9 lety +35

    Hey Cinema you should sin 'We Bought a Zoo' if you haven't already

  • @Smubbs
    @Smubbs Před 9 lety +7

    Kim just gets her license a few days ago and magically becomes a stunt driver who can drive stick? Bullshit.

  • @alear562
    @alear562 Před 9 lety +5

    One you haven't mentioned:
    When Kim was drawing circles on the map, She should have drawn one of them with the center in the place where the grenade landed, not at the hotel

  • @FairFuse
    @FairFuse Před 10 lety +65

    Everything Wrong With Watchmen please :)

    • @Jakmanuk99
      @Jakmanuk99 Před 10 lety +5

      They're doing something comic-related on thursday. I predict either Watchmen or Kick-Ass 2

    • @Big_Dai
      @Big_Dai Před 10 lety

      I third it

    • @FairFuse
      @FairFuse Před 10 lety +1

      Channel64 How do you know?

    • @FairFuse
      @FairFuse Před 10 lety +1

      ***** Too soon, not out on DVD yet so no way to get the footage to make the video.

    • @mrharrharr99
      @mrharrharr99 Před 10 lety

      gtactwit
      Well not a legal way to get the footage at least.

  • @yamifluff9711
    @yamifluff9711 Před 9 lety +33

    Everything wrong with maze runner. I counted while watching the movie. Thanks cinema sins! :)

    • @rawksalid9504
      @rawksalid9504 Před 9 lety +8

      in my opinion maze runner was pretty good but the eyebrow guy omg his eyebrows I couldnt focus on anything else

    • @ComputerGeek1100
      @ComputerGeek1100 Před 9 lety +8

      They have to wait for the dvd/blu-Ray release so they can get the clips. But I agree

    • @Sonaint
      @Sonaint Před 9 lety

      I think this is a sin but when they get into the place where the grivers live the doors shit behind the the stone ones then when they are in their how does that kid that shoots the boy he DIDINT have the code or the Thi Ng that opens the door

    • @MrTheAmazingGamer101
      @MrTheAmazingGamer101 Před 9 lety

      +RawkSalid it's Will Poulter he's play Gally

  • @kurtkyre
    @kurtkyre Před 9 lety

    I love the ads at the end. Almost as entertaining as the videos themselves... Keep up the great work!

  • @alexico909
    @alexico909 Před 9 lety

    I don't know how long it takes to make one of these but the effort is appreciated and you guys are so funny lol

  • @Nameisworkinprogress11
    @Nameisworkinprogress11 Před 9 lety +111

    the boyfriend was'nt creeped out by "don'y shoot this one"

    • @jeneralgod
      @jeneralgod Před 9 lety +2

      she made the tone as a joke

    • @Nameisworkinprogress11
      @Nameisworkinprogress11 Před 9 lety +10

      Jack ripper so, that would still freak me out. like former boyfriends have been shot.

    • @jeneralgod
      @jeneralgod Před 9 lety

      Noah Miller well i didnt see liam "bryan" carry a pistol or hidden somewhere in his clothing, so i think he knew she was joking

    • @robertrodriguez1964
      @robertrodriguez1964 Před 5 lety

      I've had many jokes about "I have a shotgun and a soft basement floor."

  • @Jarl_69
    @Jarl_69 Před 10 lety +3

    13:55 "Are you ready!? "
    -No...
    "I need you to be ready. I NEED YOU TO BE READY!"
    Can't stop laughing...

    • @bangdingow396
      @bangdingow396 Před 10 lety +3

      omg fucking brilliant lol, hadn't seen it that way before...I'm surprised I missed that

  • @kareemlyons7587
    @kareemlyons7587 Před 5 lety

    lmao........... never before have I appreciated a advertisement and found it so amusing. I usually tune out immediately. My good man! keep up the good work!. Keep those videos coming.

  • @baxtersmom279
    @baxtersmom279 Před 4 lety

    Oh my gawd... I am in love with the Jeremy Scott and his writing partner. Swoon... Their voices, their humor.

  • @samus88
    @samus88 Před 10 lety +3

    No mention of the amazing science behind Neeson figuring out his location through the delay from the grenade exploding? And the wind? Come on. Ridiculous scene is ridiculous.

  • @RocketManof06
    @RocketManof06 Před 10 lety +10

    A Walk Among the Tombstones will ultimately turn out to be a Taken 3 movie.

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 Před 10 lety

      No Taken 3 comes out in January. that's like saying that EVERY movie with Liam Neeson kicking ass in it is a Taken movie.

    • @RocketManof06
      @RocketManof06 Před 10 lety +1

      I'm not saying every movie is Taken. Just this one seems awfully familiar to Taken. He has a particular set skills, and is hired to find someone who has been Taken by a group of people who have taken people before. It's basically the Taken movies, just sans family shit.

    • @TheAtomicNinja11
      @TheAtomicNinja11 Před 10 lety

      Kaleb Simonds Don't get how its anything like star wars because the only one to get taken was the Naboo Queen, and only for like 5 minutes of movie time

  • @disasterdinosaur2925
    @disasterdinosaur2925 Před 5 lety

    Love the sneakers reference as always! And wow scene for scene that worked hilariously well.

  • @Gromst3rr
    @Gromst3rr Před 9 lety

    I love what you guys do. You're awesome!

  • @stevemcall8813
    @stevemcall8813 Před 10 lety +4

    Kim: Dad, don't shoot this one.
    Boyfriend: Wait... What!!!!

  • @aDotFromTheFuture
    @aDotFromTheFuture Před 10 lety +30

    The real movie is 92 minutes long, but his timer says it's 13:43 minutes long...I think he used the wrong movie.

  • @litomaverick1490
    @litomaverick1490 Před 6 lety

    Dude, you really crank me up. And you destroy my illusions in movies too, LOL. Greetings from Argentina.

  • @armangeddongaming9237
    @armangeddongaming9237 Před 9 lety +2

    Kim failed her drivers license two times and here she is drifting a car with STICK-SHIFT!!!

  • @selena5251
    @selena5251 Před 9 lety +47

    Wait wasn't Kim 17 in Taken?

  • @zenphea
    @zenphea Před 7 lety +77

    but why did they have to make Istanbul look so poor... it's like the biggest and the most modern city in Turkey.

    • @ThatGuy-nv2wo
      @ThatGuy-nv2wo Před 7 lety +16

      This does not make Istanbul rich

    • @zenphea
      @zenphea Před 7 lety +12

      lmao but have you seen the taxi and the police car they used

    • @3choBlast3r
      @3choBlast3r Před 7 lety +17

      The film makers wanted to make Istanbul shitty so badly they even bought/replicated and used old 70's police cars instead of modern ones. They tried to film women walking around in burka's (99.9% of them being Arab tourists etc)
      Not to mention the Albanians have crescent moon tattoos and it's so obvious they did their best to cast people that look as dark/middle eastern as possible..

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh Před 7 lety +15

      Yeah, I agree. Istanbul looks nothing like the Istanbul in this movie.

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh Před 7 lety +5

      Cricket noise plays.

  • @michaelfreemandatarheeldem9382

    I love you guys at cinema sins great videos and puns just keep me rolling thanks

  • @alexandernortham4105
    @alexandernortham4105 Před 9 lety

    This video has the most hilarious Sin at 8:48 AND the most cleverly put together sentence.
    I am now officially Subscriber No. 3,608,280

  • @CaptViewtiful98
    @CaptViewtiful98 Před 9 lety +3

    You should do one of the Evil Dead movies for October.

  • @awwkash
    @awwkash Před 10 lety +21

    movie sins:134
    1 + 3 = 4
    Half Life 4 CONFIRMED!!!

  • @georgesantiago9617
    @georgesantiago9617 Před 7 lety +1

    "Guys guys guys i have another phone call to make"😂😂this guy cracks me up

  • @reneewright3845
    @reneewright3845 Před 9 lety +2

    I absolutely love the announcer in these clips. Always makes me laugh. :-)

  • @BANlKS
    @BANlKS Před 9 lety +11

    What about when Liam neeson called his daughter and told her that he was going to be taken.. and all the bad guys who had there guns pointed at him let him make that 30 second call LMFAO

  • @johnscarp4754
    @johnscarp4754 Před 10 lety +34

    Do God's Not Dead.

    • @autismisuncontrollable4925
      @autismisuncontrollable4925 Před 10 lety +48

      Everything is wrong with that shitty movie

    • @nickhelfrich675
      @nickhelfrich675 Před 10 lety +40

      Sin #1 believing in god

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před 10 lety +26

      UFG Vrgil Sin #2 starting this thread

    • @stiimuli
      @stiimuli Před 10 lety +4

      That movie deserves a full on Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment....with Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais as the robots.

    • @sleepydork
      @sleepydork Před 10 lety +15

      Im Christian and I though that movie was stupid

  • @hrithiknag4904
    @hrithiknag4904 Před 6 lety

    man i love your videos

  • @KingCasual1986
    @KingCasual1986 Před 3 lety

    I actually saw Taken 2 before I saw Taken 1(a friend invited me to see it and I wasn’t doing anything that day) and it was also my first Liam Neeson movie as well!

  • @VerifiedGamingXbox
    @VerifiedGamingXbox Před 10 lety +3

    Taken 3 - Father with family of 4 goes after the person who killed his family with a random grenade

  • @justinhart73
    @justinhart73 Před 10 lety +4

    Is the beardy guy in this movie the same beardy guy as the one in "Eyes Wide Shut" who owns the costume store?
    Oh and I'm sinning CinemaSins for the advertisement... Not because it's an advertisement, but because it's healthy.

    • @justinhart73
      @justinhart73 Před 10 lety +1

      Ok yeah, it actually IS the Eyes Wide Shut guy.
      How was this not referenced in the bonus round? :o

  • @Greaseball01
    @Greaseball01 Před 9 lety

    Groundhog day reference at the end is my new favourite thing.

  • @nofarDcohen
    @nofarDcohen Před 9 lety

    Best youtube channel ever.