Everything Wrong With Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2014
- You demanded it, but you needn't have. We were going to go back to this series in time for the new one anyway. Because Transformers movies are SINFUL! Proving that rule is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Thursday: Sins. We'll let you guess.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we recount next?
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Transformers tv show; designed to sell toys to children.
Transformers film series; designed to sell cars to adults.
No.
Transformers film series: made to entertain adults.
Transformers film toys: made to entertain children and some adults.
Eston Playz And Stuff Entertain is a very large stretch for what this movie did.
Dax Garson Shut up. You're stupid for not seeing that not everyone agrees with you.
Eston Playz And Stuff That's cute that you don't seem to get how opinions works.
Dax Garson How? How the hell do you think that? It seems I know opinions WAY better than you do.
Around the 9:14 Mark... you forgot the cliche of "Girlfriend walking in on boyfriend trying to get away from overzealous girl and thinks he is cheating"
that is a cliche
What do you mean "THINKS he's cheating" ? When Mikaela walks in, Sam moves his lips away from Alice. Meaning that they were not previously as far away as Sam could have moved them.
Captain Obvious what’s wrong with that being in a movie?
The ultimate anime cliche
@@kinggarou_317 The fact it is in too many movies.
I was very little when this movie came out so, when Megatron killed Optimus, my mom had to drag me out of the movie theatre because I was about to cry. True story.
It was the other way arround for me I was like „ohh yeah“ when Megatron killed optimus😂
That was the cheapest optimus death ever
@@starsaber9378 megatron stabbed him and then shot his spark from the back
@@starsaber9378 how the fuck is that cheap
@@subzero7119 optimus literally got backstabbed after having to deal with grindor and starscream
I love how in every movie tyrese is in its always “Earn that Paycheck tyrese” 😂😂
It seems to be a running joke
Roll credits is my favourite💯
@@darktemptationXTTG my favorite is _____! _______! Excitement?!
Because he's so f-ing annoying!
@@jayr3381 at least he earns that paycheck
*BEGINNING! MIDDLE! END! FACTS! DETAILS! CONDENSE! PLOT! TELL IT!*
What?
That's wat simions says in the movie
That’s basically what Hollywood does every time they come up with an idea. It’s essentially the basics of making a movie!
Everything this entire movie isn't
Basically what Michael Bay does for most of his movies!
"It takes two studios to deal with the ego of Michael Bay"
LMAO LOST IT THERE.
LastLoneWolf FTW he said the same thing about that for the first transformer movie
I think “earn that paycheck” is my favorite running joke
Tyrese is not a very good actor
12:21, 15:34, 17:14
At least he’s earning that paycheck
@@vickerandflips8061 well duh 💀
Mine is "Things! Excitement!"
“Only a Prime can defeat me” Thanks for spoiling the ending
Who hasn't seen this movie yet.. I don't think anyone would watch this if they haven't seen the movie yet.
@@booter3576 that's not what they're saying, The Fallen spoils the movie himself by saying only a prime can defeat him so now it's obvious Optimus Prime will come back to life.
@@thewapikmin280 oooh that makes alot of sense. Yeah the movies wrong in alot of ways but it's still a pretty fun movie tbh
@@booter3576 we meet again!!!
@@yash7461 uugh who are you and where did we meet before this
“Dear Michael Bay, this is why people hate your movies” I’m weak
Agreed completely, so many scenes were quite unnecessary that are used for filler which weakens the plot.
I don’t even remember seen that scene in the movie until now or maybe I just never watched the movie in the first place
Edit: nope I totally saw this movie
FACTS 🤣🤣
the fallen is a bionicle
lmao xD
HA
DR METROPURSUIT omg thats the best comment ive ever seen
DR METROPURSUIT fuck me
Bionicle is WAY better written. Don't mock.
Caught an extra sin or two lol in the beginning when the shard made the kitchen appliances come alive, Sam calls out to Bumblebee in terror asking for help. Then in the following scene he’s shaming Bumblebee for the damage and right after that tells him he doesn’t need to be protected anymore and to go be with the autobots. He clearly still needs protection 🤣
When producer Steven Spielberg first saw the movie, his first reaction to seeing Devastator was “that is fucking awesome!” Spielberg is usually a pretty mild-mannered guy, so Michael Bay was pretty proud of himself for being able to make him swear
Just imagine if he had seen the real Devastator!
@@bigdaddygru RIGHT! That pissed me off lol!!! WHY NOT JUST PAINT THE TRUCKS PURPLE AND GREEEN??? Second of all it makes more SENSE at construction sites you usually see a bunch of Caterpillar Trucks and a Few off Company Dump Trucks. He could've easily just done that. And when did Devastator become like a Mountain Cat?
@@joseph227ish the trucks are based on real construction vehicles, so your argument is invalid
Who else watches CinemaSins to see the small clips and and get a really short version of the movie?
Me😂😂
That's like 50% of the reason I watch these.
I do!
100%
I watch it for the easter eggs he shows.. like at 8:50 the Planters COCK can.
i think people forgot that starscream was always a coward, even in the old cartoon
No shit.
yea, no shit
The problem is they made him seem like a badass who took down Ironhide and Ratchet at the same time and then he looks like a little bitch in the rest of the movies,
yea that does make much sense, but then again he did overthrow megatron for about 5 seconds in the old cartoon
yea kinda
you missed a sin in this and the first, Bumblebee started speaking at the end of the first but then for the next 3 and a half films, he can't speak for no reason whatsoever, and then in the 5th movie during the climax, he can speak again
Bumblebee's a dick
*sin counter dings*
i think cinemasins described it elsewhere as 'psycho-matic' behavior...in other words, the bro is playing sick at least subconsciously
It makes even less sense now that the bumblebees movie came out
@@isolad7370 Bumblebee movie is a reboot, how hard is that for you to understand ?
@@isolad7370 That Bumblebee was terrible!! That's like Slimer from the Ghostbusters getting his own movie. 🙄
"They can't just show them a picture?!"
Theory:
The picture won't do the trick, a cardboard cutout is useless, and not even a 3D model would work because it may have nothing inside. The cybertronians NEED a real vehicle because they need all the real parts of a real vehicle to transform right.
Correct
Just about all the auto bots we see landing on earth in the first movie literally scan vehicles to turn into, and we see bumblebee DIRECTLY scan another vehicle.
@@anightshadeguyman5089 scam?! XD
LegoWormNoah101 sorry lmao
…they. Transform. FINE!
(That’s my opinion about OP’s transformation tho-)
Despite its flaws, I still paid admission to watch it three times AND bought the DVD...
I REGRET NOTHING.
You're the reason why he's allowed to keep making these shitty movies! Grrrr..
***** Let it haunt your nightmares!
No, but seriously, I'm aware that this movie is trash. If it weren't for the cool action sequences, I wouldn't even consider re-watching it ever again. Fortunately, Bay realized how much of a mess the movie was because the sequel was far less stupid (but still flawed).
Honestly,I wanted to like it for the action scenes but literally *everything else* in the movie made me cringe too much.
Sit down son, I saw it in the cinema 4 times! No regrets
Do not regret anything. Life is short :)
20 minutes or less. That's actually kind of impressive getting it below 20 minutes.
I'm surprised they didn't just play the whole movie through.
Lerkero would have but that's copyright
So I'm like 5 years late, but when they go to the museum they're in Washington and when they exit through the back of the building they're in Arizona lol
I love how film-making works!
Teleportation somehow never mentions in the movie! Wow what a mystery! Who knew they can do that!
That's a massive museum
I think this one demanded a bonus round of Tyrese earning his paycheck.
We got an "Autobots roll out" before we got an "avengers assemble" +1 sin
Probably being saved for when they all join up again for the fight with thanos the way I see it there will be a scene where thanos is standing on the battleground looking like a badass then the original avengers join up to summon the other back up heroes by saying "avengers assemble!"
MC RHYMES why does no one when they see a giant robot on wheel not report this shit also how can that giant robot stand on one wheel what is this undertale
alex#weridstupid lol
@@galactusthedestroyer1111
What?!
Your comment was two years ago and you got it exactly right! 👍
@@galactusthedestroyer1111 YOU PREDICTED IT
What about the fact that several-hundred-ton robots continuously fall onto roads without cracking the pavement?
I like this sin. Ding.
When you were wondering why Devastator was sucking up everything after he transformed, he was basically testing it for when he reaches the top of the pyramid
I need a Tshirt that says "Earn that paycheck Tyreese!"
order 2 i need one to XD
count me in
Hell yes!
Petition for it to be made
Ok I’m late cause I roam around on CZcams like everyone but sure
One more sin
"Villain accepts the fact that he can be defeated " -_- da fuck?
exactly hes optimus prine
I think I know a way to tell good robot from bad: eye color red for bad blue for good
Agree
Smart villain
what if you're colorblind and red = blue?
“Decepticon bulimia”
one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Fun fact: the Fallen is the same person who voices Dreadwing in TFP.
Thanks for the fun fact
Actually
U r sad
oh yh thx
That’s pretty spicy my guy ngl
11:15 The fact that he knows who Grindor is amazes me.
I swear people always mistaken him as resurrected Blackout.
Transformers 1: The Allspark
Transformers 2: The Matrix of Leadership
Transformers 3: The Pillars
Transformers 4: The Seed
Why does every one of these movies have some sort of highly important artefact?
***** True. And the ending of 4 implies there's gonna be a 5th. We're all screwed.
+Kiara Pooh Driller wasn't technically a Decepticon, but yeah it made for a great Destroyer.
It's a reference.
***** No, because the Driller isn't a sentient being. It's just a creature native to Cybertron that was so badass that its species were often bred for combat and stuff. But in truth it's not an antagonist itself, rather it's just Shockwave's pet.
Kind of a dick move for Optimus to kill the thing, but oh well.
Isaac Wang Never thought of that
Dr. FrankenDerp Yeah, the movie doesn't do too well with explaining what it even is.
Missed a sin: 7:14 the blue tape can be seen on the floor that indicates where Shia LaBeef is supposed to stand on the grass.
Shia laBEEF?!!
*_SHIA LABEEF_*
*_THAT GOT ME_*
VenomSnake69 Dude I think you have had too much a BEEF! WTF dude!
Oooh, LaBeef!
labeef
Big sin: the fallen stood up and said, “the last prime is dead” before Optimus was dead. He was just laying on the ground about to die.
At that point he was dead and no saving him
As a transformers fan, I appreciate that Jeremy uses the actual characters names
I'm surprised that you've managed to follow the plot of this movie for the purpose of this video. This must have been so hard and annoying. I salute you.
+TheProductionOf3 how about the fact that the movie has a clip from the first movie in it.
Plot?
Plot was easy as fucking shit to follow
IceMaster972 I followed it when I was 5 or 7 idk when I saw this movie
IceMaster972 the plot was simple
explosions, confusing CGI metal clinking and loud noises
10:39 "but first..." Let me take a selfie!! :P
Thank you! I wish he included it in the ending scenes!
OMGSH someone make that into a video!
"Brilliant!"
Anyone else think that Sam wouldve said I love you first? like wayyyy before her?
Definitely 😂
*Ding.*
4:36
“Yeah, this is why you don’t bury evil deep into the Earth or it’s oceans.”
Or have evil be the planet itself.
I see what you did there...
Unicron?
alex sudin I think so
big brain
90% of the budget went to the BOOOOOMS!
5% went to the locations.
4% went to hiding Michael Bay until the public died down.
1% went to the actors paychecks.
0% went to the storyline.
You forget that whatever they paid Steve Jablonsky, it wasn't enough.
What about the percent that went to the dogs having sex
@@rocekth WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT!
@@koolmckool7039 Good point
@@rocekth Shall we instead talk about how Hailee Steinfield looked normal throughout her movie?
So... no one remembers Bumblebee could talk at the end of the first movie? Not even CinemaSins? That forgetfulness is a sin in itself.
I dont remember them even explaining why bumblebee cant talk normally anymore.
The reason bumble bee cant talk cause in the war he was a scout but he was jumped by megatron and almost killed he was saved by ratchet but he couldn't save his voice box
Wasnt that the first movie though? Then at the end he could talk normally but now at the beginning of the second movie he went back to radio talk for a reason that i dont remember being said why
At the end of the first movie, Bumblebee said something about believing in Sam. Suddenly, he's a mute again in ROTF :/
1:40 also, the Audi theyre chasing is called Sideways, so its Sideswipe chasing Sideways
Makes even less sense
love it
Nice profile picture.
@@the_black_fox9136 Thanks
@@CptGravel No problem.
You're optimus prime you don't need me
Alternate title for the entire franchise.
Extra sin: Makayla's pants remain perfectly clean throughout the battle in the end.
Or...anything. I mean, theres specifically a scene where they get consumed by dirt explosion, and come out nearly clean next scene.
She's also running in heels...somehow.
Why can't I remember even of these scenes?! It feels like I've watched an entirely different movie, but I am 100% it was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This is really, really odd.
Same. I can't remember half this. The Fallen? I don't actually remember that one. It was only halfway through it and we saw the "cylon" liquid transformer tail-robot-arming that I realized I'd seen this film.
***** just be thankful that with enough beer you have destroyed the braincells holding the memories of you watching this piece of shit.
silencia08 That's quite hilarious, because I have NEVER drunk alcohol in my life.
Same
CottonPanzer It feels like this is a different ''version'' of the movie or something.
Anybody else realize how these robots are super high tech can turn into humans and other stuff like that but they still can’t fix a damn voice box?!?!?!?!?!?
watch the bumblebee movie. that shit got removed by blitzwing
Fun fact, Sideswipe not only looks like the decepticon at the beginning, but also has a very similar name
Sideswipe and Sideways
Both look identical
never knew the name of that Decepticon. thanks.
That's a separated at birth I could get behind.
Transformers; sponsored by Linkin Park and Mountain Dew.
3lla 3m0tional Yes, the best parts of this movies are the soundtracks (ehem 21 guns ehem). Kind of like Suicide Squad
Why does Michael Bay hate us?
Who knows, but he does love our money.
I don't know man. I don't know.
He is killing Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles and making them Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles.. He f**king RUINED TMNT, or should I say.. TANT....
Also, I think the Transformers movies are fine... Since Peter Cullen is the voice of Optimus still! I just assume each "sequel" is a standalone movie, because.. Each movie completely and UTTERLY contradicts the previous movie.
The Dark of the Moon, Megatron had made a plan with that old Robot(Forgot his name lel.) to collect those spear things to bring their already destroyed planet to Earth, when in THIS movie his plan was... Destroy Earth's Sun? Which would have destroyed Earth, and every other Planet in our Solar System?
The movies are just stupid and they have 100x's the normal amount of Plot holes.. Moral of the story? Just think of them as all Standalones..
He doesnt hate us, hes just unaware we exist. he thinks money walks all by itself into his bank account.
Because hes a dick! to a robot. XD
The dude said “You said that when the alspark was destroyed then the desepticons would leave.” Then almost IMMEDIATELY says “the last piece of the alspark is in a vault.”
18:28 every thing the light thouches is our kingdom and its your destiny to rule this kingdom someday
Dinokiller touches* go learn some English.
@@The_Beast_666 did you even watch the lion king???😑😐
@Human being don’t be rude
I have three friends who think Michael Bay is a good director and this franchise is awesome. Should I still be friends with them?
Sure. Every group needs a few friends that are "off."
CinemaSins Thanks man, lol.
No.
You should eat them
***** Only bad film from Michael Bay?
Yeah, no.
I've always wondered, can someone explain to me how if megatron landed in 10,000 BC and the fallen fought for the sun in 17,000 BC how the hell did no one have any information on him or anything related? It's not like the autobots/decepticons were newborn baby robots at 10,000 BC and apparatus their lifetimes are for tens of thousands of years so why is it that the only guy old enough to remember was old af instead of still looking young like everyone else. He was only a few thousand years older and none of the others had visibly aged since the war, so logically he shouldn't have needed a cane.
its a movie, thats why
Because Michael Bay craps all over established Transformers lore.
Continuity thrown out the window of a skyscraper.
the writers were idiots , thank Jesus they got new writers for TF5
Darklight Photon Doesn't really matter when Michael Bay is involved. It'll still be atrocious.
Fun fact: The “little one” that was killed by the constructicons was called Scrapmetal! Get it! He gets ripped to scrap!
*This is why I have no friends*
DestinyDoggo that’s sad
Nitro Zeus very
Isn't Scrapmetal the bot that formed Devastators left hand?
@@alexanderavila5403 no, sorry that's not one of them. Constructicons
@@Antitryhard2023 Then who does? There is clearly another bot in front of hightower at the devastator scene.
"The internet is pure truth"
_especially how to basic_
Had to press pause to laugh at that one
The most unbelievable thing in this movie is Sam not being able to say "I love you" to Megan Fox. SHE'S MEGAN FOX!! That's worth, like, 100 sins right there *Ding*
Movie not knowing how drugs work cliche *Ding*
Ill tell Megan Fox anything she wants to hear!
Nade Coles :)
Wdym by dunno how drugs work? Have you ever gotten high?
Isnt pot a depressant? The lady seemed way too hyper
I she was kinda ugly to me to be honest
haha the second joke got me. "took two studios to deal with the ego of Michael bay" haha
Hehe
Fun Fact: at 5:40 - they show my college (Penn) and my dorm (Fisher Hassenfeld)- which it is impossible to get a car into! And since there are like 6 cars in there .. .im very unsure how they got them in past the security barriers. but it is cool to see where i live on screen! And at 6:51, that is actually a frat on campus (Castle) - but it is also impossible to get a car into!
I take it this movie was made before you lived there tho. LOL
One thing I think is kind of cool is that Sam references sentinel prime while he is interrupting the teacher because the cubes knowledge is transferred to him so he would know about sentinel
Yeah.
3:49 Well, presumably they have to make SOME physical changes to themselves to transform into a car, right? How could they make the same motor noises, have the same interiors, etc. with a photo?
However, I've put more thought into this than anyone involved with the movie, sooo....
Michael Bay thinks that any of those super model college girls would ever be interested in an Astronomy 101 instructor, let alone that doofus, instead of being creeped out by him making suggestive advances at them.
*Ding*
+TheBelieveit1 they probably just wanna get good marks without putting in the work tbh
Yeah and clearly Bay's never been to college cause there's still no way these girls would behave this way, let alone THAT many of them in the same class. Because in Bay's mind every scene that has an attractive girl in it is a set up for a porno
1:15 1:24 the reason why sideways (the car decepticon) moved was because A there was absolutely no reason for him stay here because the shard/one remaining piece of the all spark andor his objective wasn't here B he simply panicked and started driving because he thought demolisher (the giant decepticon) would've been a good enough distraction C nest and the autobots would've inevitably found him anyway because of all of there tracking technology and D sideways really couldn't be more subtle even if he tried other than possibly drove slowly around the soldiers but even then that still would've a really hard thing successfully do anyway plus knowing what vehicle he is and where he was it would honestly be worthless sitting there because even if nest didn't find them he would've been really obvious this car at this location being a factory like area he really wasn't subtle to begin with
basically A it was worthless staying in Shanghai B sideways panicked and thought demolisher could've been a good distraction C it was very likely he would've been found anyway D he wasn't subtle to begin with or even couldn't have tried to be
17:25 Did actually say Devastator looks cool, I’m shocked, especially coming from this guy
Everything Wrong With...
...Ferris Bueller's Day Off
...Signs
...Catwoman
...After Earth
...(Insert Any of Tyler Perry's Films)
...Who Framed Roger Rabbit
...Final Destination
...Toy Story 1, 2, & 3
...Pulp Fiction
...Grown Ups
...Home Alone
...Wild Wild West
...Men In Black 1, 2
...Pinocchio
...Blade
...The Shining
...That One Movie With Hannibal Lecter
Just some suggestions!
I believe they have said that they don't do animated movies, so that list might need to be a bit shorter
Nothing is wrong with Pulp Fiction.
Shut your mouth about Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
...Eragon (PLEASE)
...The rest of the Harry Potter franchise
...Both Tron movies and the first Mortal Kombat movie (the only good video game movies)
...Then all the other video game movies (which are terrible)
...Biodome (shivers)
...The Bionicle movies (my childhood)
...Nightmare on Elm's Street movies
...Friday the 13th movies
...Superman and the Quest for Peace.
That's about all I can think of. Any others?
Agree do ferris buellers day off
I haven't seen Transformers 4 but people say it's WORSE than Revenge Of The Fallen. I don't know how it could be worse than this.
The 4th movie is OK by Transformers standards, but it's way too long.
The Dark of the Moon i think is the worst one. I haven't seen Transformers 4 yet.Man 0 all Js
Oh god its bad, wayyyyy too long and a confusing story with stupid plot holes. (No spoilers here who actually WANT to see that movie.)
I say its pretty good just hate the end (spoiler alert) Optimus has rocket boots now he could of used those so many times
Brian Fernandez wait so I wasn't the only one who questioned that bull
I mean there's an upgrade machine in lockdown ship that was off the dome bay
Secondly plz let movie 5 end it
This channel litgits makes me rethink every movie I've watched and question everything now
You have to watch them in a certain order
I’m surprised you didn’t sin the scene at the beginning where Sam tells Bumblebee he’s leaving and can’t take him with him, and then Bumblebee ACTUALLY F*CKING CRIES! Like, he shoots water out from near his eyes and makes robotic crying noises
Wait how is that a sin? Like isn't it good that Bumblebee can emote 😅
This must have been REALLY painful to sit through and count all the sins. A labor of love for the fans, indeed.
Funny how you mention that Jetfire didn't break the 4th wall by turning to the camera, just as he is turning to the camera xD
That's the joke.
Didn't he say 'turn into the camera'?
mmaattoouu I think it's the first time I don't get a joke like that. Usually I'm the smartass in the comments saying "dude, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!"😁
I pray that avenger four somehow uses deadpool, who breaks fourth wall to comment on a4 like cinemasins, then they actually somehow bring you in and the real villain that has been causing all these problems has been...Tyrese. So it's you vs Tyrese, and only DP watches (as the rest of a4 either continues [every time you hit Tyrese, all the villains fall] but that lasts for like all of 10 seconds, then goes back to infinity war.] Or something better than that including you vs tyrese (earn that paycheck xD.)
Also sin, how does dude not scream his fucking ass off by having a robot inside of him
Sin you missed, at the end of the the first one Bumblebee speaks
“Permission to speak sir”
“Permission granted, old friend”
“I wish to stay with the boy”
“If that is his choice”
“Yes”
EyeAr WeeTawTed Dont get how that’s a sin but ok
Clem Nkomo Bumblebee all of the sudden can’t talk again, despite speaking in the first one
Then he acts like he speaks for the first time in I think The Last Knight
Just one of the many plot holes, if deceptions were on earth for thousands of years in the second one, how did the Cube from the first one land without being noticed? And if it landed before the deceptions showed up, then why was Megatron the only one to discover it and even then he followed it through the Galaxy?
EyeAr WeeTawTed Maybe optimus forgot? Sounds stupid but remember that he was mind controlled and probably lost a bit of his memories 🤷🏿♂️
Clem Nkomo Optimus forgot what exactly? That Bumblebee could talk again? That makes no sense. That Decepticons were on Earth for Millennia? That seems like a big thing to just forgot. And while I’m excited to possibly see Unicron on the big screen, the Decepticons clearly we’re trying to Enslave Earth or harness the power of the sun destroying Earth, or bring Cybertron to Earth to again Enslave, having Earth be Unicron just doesn’t make any sense looking at the motives of the Decepticons throughout the series
The plot holes are just way too much
EyeAr WeeTawTed Dont blame me blame the writers
All jokes aside, I'mma call my Nissan Sentra "The Desolation of Smaug" now....... Imma drive REAL fast past the cops and yell out, "I SEE FIRE!!!"
lol awesome
If you had a Hybrid or electric vehicle, it could be the desolation of Smog. >_>
David Shmavid hahaha. nice.
David Shmavid HAHAHAH! YES! YES! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!
Love the fact that being directed by Michael Bay is a sin
2:37 I’m done
2:51 I should have seen this coming
"It takes two studios to handle Micheal bays ego" omfg
I was cracking up with the Tyrese comments..... Lololololol
I was loling so much xD
Earn that paycheck tmilatos
It is physically exhausting watching movies by this director.
Darth Imperius The endless transforming of this movie gives me migraines and cause me to suffer from ED....I remember my nephew just steeping in this and Ninja Turtles about 25 years ago. The cartoons weren't quite as involved and as usual the Turtles were apparently undercover metrosexuals...
NO-body has used the bulk of their rather specialized surferesque rhetoric "Wearing their baggies, Juarrachi sandals too....a bushy bushy blond hairdos" "SURFIN" USA"...since shortly after "Little Deuce Coupe and "Ride the Wild Surf"....One on 1000 fans from then 80s-90s as no would know WTF??? "Wayamea Bay" or "What's the Pipeline..Can you say Molokai...can you say leprosy?...complex issues to be sure... referred to. OR "my fuel injected Stingray and a 413", "Craig Breedlove had driven Four Oh Seven per hour"" the significance of " till her Daddy takes T-Bird away" in THAT song IE A.What is a T-Bird and B. why was it important....and then the logically resultant "what's fucking 312 Y Block" DUDE??? ? Where's "La Jolla", "Rincon" and what's "walkin' " the nose"....the nostalgic reissues of so many baby boomer culturally relevant things have lost much in the 40-50 ensuing years...The hew Ninja Turtles are "more gayer" that the ones from the era of Captain Planet and other manipulative Ted Turner/Jane Fonda commie culture era cartoons...
Darth Imperius Thats because Bay's movies are so boring that he ruined Paramount Pictures, not Indiana Jones 4, no Bay ruined Paramount.
+Hermit Priest (Rick Pauli) Michael bay only cares about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
Satanic Domain True, and explosions, and being in his own movies.
he has an active role in any of his movies? *GASP*
19:45 “no movie is without a sin”
Fateful findings: let me introduce myself
This is one of my most favourite movies. You know why? I was like really really young when it came out, saw it in theatres, got all the figures to complete it. I don’t care how awful the plot is, this compared to last knight and age of extinction is a masterpiece. Action, and cgi were on point.
No
Agreed
@@xshxr It’s fine if you thought it was good but I don’t think it’s Citizen Kane.
@@xshxr Just like how PhantomStrider likes The Matrix but he doesn’t think it’s a blockbuster masterpiece.
@@xshxrAlso, it doesn’t have to be Citizen Kane. I just don’t think it’s a masterpiece.
Missed ending clip opportunity: Optimus pulls out his gun to do that slo-mo shot at Megatron in the warehouse and you is the clip "SAY HELLO TO MY 'LIL FRIEND!"
LOL
Directed by Michael Bay
+1 sin
Michael bay is the worst director
+The xtreme simmer Michael bay made the ninja turtles movie. He is the best film director ever 👎
+The xtreme simmer
no.
M. Night Shamallamadingdong is the worst director ever. Michael Bay is just the world's worst successful director.
Agreed
Two words: Uwe Boll.
20:17 I never realized how good the Pacific Rim theme fit the transformers sometimes.
"Things! Excitement!"
Best line from CinemaSins
16 year-old me thought this movie was awesome.
16 year-old me was also an idiot.
+Man 0 all Js Same here except I was 14.
+Man 0 all Js We were young, and where else are teens supposed to hang out besides a movie theater and not get kicked out? Society is forcing us to see these movies, man!
+Man 0 all Js I relate to this comment a lot
+Man 0 all Js I got to see all these movies for free and I still want my money back.
+ImAFckingDragon I see what you did there. LOL!
I watched this film in the theatre. When the HUMAN DECEPTICON revealed herself, me and probably 5 other people that I didn't even know yelled "What the fuck?!" That alone makes this movie a PoS.
kratoscallofduty I desperately want to believe this happened.
DoomedLich It happened. There's no point in me lying about it.
+kratoscallofduty It's what's called a 'credibility break' and is a rookie mistake in writing. Trust me, I'm a writer.
The moment this happened in the theatre I wanted to leave. Alas I was with my nephew and he was enjoying it so I had to endure the rest of the movie. If I'd have known how long it was - and that the whole of the last hour was dedicated to a massive action scene that would give me action fatigue within 15 minutes - I wouldn't have bothered.
Movie NetWorking (MNW) Ignore this. My iPad made me think this was a reply to me.
DoomedLich Haha. No that's fine, it's just then why did you even finish the message?
The worst sin is that in 2021 I can look back and wish the next three movies in this franchise were as "good" as this one.
im honestly just surprised he knew Grindor’s name
I never realized there where "Robot Testicles" ...
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
So the line "Robot scrotum" didn't ring any bells?
Yes. I rewatched that certain scene on a different channel... I feel stupid now :(
but still: WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! xD
Stop at 2:16 and look at the robot from the middle he has more than testes
The old timey primes were the first and only people to attack enemies all at once as opposed to one at a time
MooshroomGaming so sin removed?
MooshroomGaming so sin removed?
Now i wanna see u direct a movie
3:50 "they have to physically present sports cars to these a**holes before they can transform into them? They can't just show them a picture?!"
They can't scan pictures because then they won't know the size and the entire shape
Also the part where he said that the Autobots could move somewhere faster if they could fly is kinda true but even in G1, most of the Autobots we have seen is just land vehicles.
I know. That one was kind of dumb.
@@raito6689 correct, very few auto bots could fly, but all deceptions could flu
Fly*
What I find interesting is how with Michael Bay's Transformers movies, a lot of people were angry because the movies really aren't faithful to the source material at all, yet Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy is a masterpiece because the movies weren't faithful to the source material at all.
But the Dark Knight Trilogy was a retelling and could stand alone as good films. Transformers had so many problems not because of the use(or lack thereof) of source material, but because it was trying to appeal to multiple audiences with main human characters, dumb unrealistic relationships, big robots kicking ass and awkward moments all mixed in. Transformers was trying so hard to be funny and have human characters that it fell flat and they didn't belong in the film. The actual Transformers were great though, too bad they were pushed aside for stupid crap. This movie was especially terrible, the first one is better in every way but it still had problems.
And the Dark Knight Trilogy was trying too hard to be smart. So much political and philosophical bull, no detective work, no stealth attacks, a Batman that kills, and villains who represent their source in name only. They weren't even that great, The Dark Knight can be argued due infinitely more to Two Face's tragic fall from grace than the Joker (who was massively overrated after Ledger's tragic death), but the other two movies are often viewed through rose coloured glasses and are called good only because of TDK's success. Begins was not good (Ra's is killed by Bats (yes he was) and Scarecrow is defeated by a taser? What?) and Rises was laughably bad (bulk of the police force enters the sewers? Really?) and predictable (Alfred spills the ending in the first half of the film). I want to see a real Barman film, one with crazy villains who don't pretend to be realistic, the Joker doesn't wear goddamn face paint, and the Batman actually acts like the world greatest detective as well as the predator of the night.
The fact that you think you should compare TDK trilogy to Michael bay's steaming pile of crap movies says a lot. The only reason the third one wasn't great was because of Heath ledgers untimely death. That threw a kink in the story Nolan wanted to tell. Plus batman never killed Ra's. He left him to his fate on that train
It might have something to do with the fact that the Tranformers movies are complete trash in terms of filmmaking (in pretty much every way), and two out of three of the Batman films were very good.
See, this is the crap that i have to explain. Damaging the controls to the train, ordering Gordon to use his Batmobile to detonate the train's tracks, and leaving Ra's on the doomed train means that Batman killed him directly by damaging the controls and indirectly by leaving him. This wouldn't need to be explained every time this comes up if Nolan was faithful to the source where Ra's (pronounced Raysh in literally every other incarnation as well as by the characters creator) doesn't ever die. Realism ruins Batman. Batman's not realistic. This is why Marvel is more successful, because they aren't focused on making their heroes realistic, but rather making them fun to watch as they destroy ridiculous threats such as a super nazi with a red skull for a head, an alien invasion, and a literal demigod of chaos. Batman needs to be a ninja and an awesome detective to be effective. He's neither in this version. He also needs to have crazy unrealistic villains. The Joker wasn't good. That's right, I said it. Heath portrayed what could have been a great Joker, but due to a focus on realusm, we didn't get to see a truly awesome Joker like in the Arkham Series or the Animated Series who threatens Gotham with a gas that causes insanity and horrific smiles, we didn't get posies that spit acid, we didn't even get the now infamous crowbar. No all we get is a Joker who blows stuff up like Firefly and makes philosophical rants like Anarky.
I paid to see this opening day, bought the DVD and I still enjoy this film.
Come at me.
It IS entertaining it just happens to have a stupid amount of problems with it.
The power of the troll is strong in this one.
I remember seeing this movie, rolling my eyes at the entirety of the College scene, losing interest about halfway through, then finishing it because I was already in too deep and quitting would've meant wasting my life for literally nothing.
I remember falling asleep on this movie when I’m came out and waking up and there still being another hour left
The first wasn't that bad and it could've made a fun and entertaining franchise, but... Michael fucking Bay
True indeed
But that's none of my business.
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thefluffybacca you are right kermet
he is the David cage from movies
see, you say "oh n, optimus prime is dead, except i'm not an idiot" but they legit killed that fucker in the cartoon movie
+Beardsley McBeard And then brought him back by the end of the series. Optimus simply never stays dead.
ShadowGenerations He was at the end of the animated movie. The Matrix of Leadership passed the Hot-Rod who became Rodimus Prime
+Beardsley McBeard Except that in the orignal 1986 animated movie, it was more symbolic and honorable because he felt like robot Jesus. Then when they brought him back in the fourth season of the original G1 series, it was a response to the fans' demand that he'd be brought back to life. But in this movie?! It's just a huge middle finger to casual movie-goers who wanted to see Optimus Prime in action.
he does die in the movie cartoon but later on the series continues and optimus prime is brought back to life. i bet that made so many kids happy because i heard whenever they saw optimus prime die it ruined their childhood.
Yeah im guessing skids and mudflap died off because of how racist and annoying they were. I really loved the 1986 series. It was awesome. Sadly ironhide died in that series too.
At around 15:00 isnt it kinda stupid that they didnt leave any of the original primes alive, ya know just in case someone would find it
It took me until now to realize that Sams teacher is Dwight from The Office.
Aw man they forced Rainn Wilson into this didn’t they?
HOLY CRAP PAUSE AT 3:15 THERE IS A TRANSFORMER WITH A DICK GUN AND IT ACTUALLY FIRES! WTF
omg
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TheCreepyCreeper Just don't get it's payload in your hair it takes forever to get out :D
TheCreepyCreeper llol
TheCreepyCreeper I just noticed that too! XD
Why is the tyrese joke about earning paychecks(in every movie), i laugh every time but i dont know why. please can someone explain it to me.
The actor, Tyrese Gibson, is known for doing mostly one liners that add nothing to the plot, So CinemaSins is making the joke that he doesn't contribute to the plot but "earns that paycheck".
black stereotypes
Because all he does is one-liners
Wesley-Skye Hayes shit makes me laugh every time lol
Wesley-Skye Hayes It's even funnier now since he's had that "I'm broke" meltdown lol.
We interrupt this Michael Bay movie to bring you Armageddon.
We interrupt this Michael Bay movie to bring you Pearl Harbor. 11:35
1:04 it’s either a metaphor or robots detect things not directly scent
The whole Michael Bay series is an Optimus Crime.
:)
Nice Optimus Rhyme
This comment was probably written during the period Mongolian empire^^
That line gave me a frown