Everything Wrong With Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2014
- Continuing Transformers week here, as we look at the sins of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Some people say it's a lot better than the second Transformers movie, but honestly... that's not saying much.
Next week: Superhero sins and horror sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next?
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+10 sins for killing off Ironhide
Ironhide was my favorite Autobot
+ 20 for evil sentinal - 10 for the one armed badass killing of sentinal and megatron also damn you sentinal
1000 sins for not killing bumblebee
ironhide died long before this film
+Pope Dassal XVI What are you talking about? This is the movie in which Ironhide died in.
When Optimus was 10 minutes late, he was filming a Burger King ad
He still didn't get his whopper
Josh V oh yeah where you can see him secretly fight shockwave😂😂😂!!!
XD
@@zacimusprime4865 An unironically better fight than anything he got in this movie
*no cheese no onions*
I always thought optimus perfectly captures the american spirit, including turning up late to battles ;)
Or goku
No because Optimus is a good guy.
Bayformers Optimus = America 2016-2020
Silence communist
@@fuzionsteel4902 STFU Imperialist.
"that all the 11 year olds found surprising"
As an 11 year old when the movie came out I can agree with that
@@dyshtrack745i lover it as a 11 year old and I still love it as a 15 year ild
I was 11 when this came out. Sentinel's betray caught me completely off guard 😂😂
@@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 Happy 23rd birthday!
0:10 - You think Optimus Prime narrating is a sin?
I could listen to Peter Cullen's majestic voice all year.
thank you!
RENT?!
yass
Unnecessary narration? But you wont read this cause CZcams commentarys expire after like aweek.
Yeah boi
D E E P W A N G
chris sosa that guy was easily the best expendable character
@Gruntzy We get it bot you hate Chinese ppl so piss off🖕
@@dewolf123 lol
*D E E P*
W A N G
"Earn that paycheck Tyrese!" The best on going gag across all the movies he's in that these guy's review.
That and the "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things"
Well thats a very tiny selection. I think it doesnt even have rivals. I think you wanted to phrase that differently.
@@Aemond2024 I don't think it's that small of a selection... He has the lap dance gag, the this actress isn't my significant other gag, the not showing underwear when underwear could be shown gag, the I like that actress in that outfit gag, the storm trooper aim gag, the calling actors and actresses by other roles gag, the making puns gag, the roll credits gag, the making fun of young adult series gag (Maze divergent games), the bad experiences with women gag, and more, that's not really a small selection
@@Alex-bn3ix I thoight you were talking about gags about Tyrese specifically. I enjoy it very much
The best ones are the college girlfriend jokes
"Easiest targets to hit EVER: Still misses."
Man, those deception ships must have went to the storm trooper academy of shooting at things
I legit thought the same thing
Plot armor is invisible, and anyone can wear it.
@@oldencreek6587 I would give all the sins back if the hero came to the rescue at the last minute wearing some bluish metal yelling "I FOUND THE PLOT ARMOR".
"Our only chance is the element of surprise."
"I think I know where to look!"
"You know where to look for the element of surprise??" *Dead*
I think i found some strategy over there, not much but a little.... :P
oh shit, i found a nice vein of *teamwork* and a few *martial prowess* gems aswell! now all we need to do is get some of that surprise element.
bottom of the periodic table
My Little Pony, obviously.
Well, someone visited e621 and found a Chuck Norris picture.
"Directed by Michael Bay"
Adds a sin 🤣✌🏼
He deserves it
@@unathimag3528 while on the set of Armageddon, ben affleck said to m.bay, doesn't it make more sense to train astronauts to drill rather than have oil drillers train to be astronauts? M.bay said, fck off!
lol
i like how optimus' flight tech was "so important" but all he did with it was fly through driller bot and then IMMEDIATELY got stuck in some wires and hung there for 10 real minutes💀
Later in the movie we realise that Carly’s car is a decepticon. And during the scene when she rips of the bunny legs (8:05) we see that Sideswipe and Dino are parked behind them. How did they not recognise the car as a decepticon? They were able to recognise other decepticon in their car/vehicle modes before? But then again, it is a Michael Bay film
I'm sorry for being a few minutes late to this question, here is the answer
Soundwave is very sneaky
Thank you for waiting
@@Cashmoneylord9067 But even that doesn’t work, because it’s cannon that they can track each others personal signals or at least see if another transformer was near. It makes no sense for a lot of things in the movies.
@@Acesspaded But what if soundwave didnt scan the car at that time? he didnt have the mercedes logo at the safari with megatron.
like maybe when she went to the party she parked her car which soundwave destroyed and swapped with
It's a Michael Bay movie, what did you expect
Because soundwave is superior, duh
he forgot to mention that the female protagonist was wearing heels trough out the whole finale battle.
That's nothing.
I imagined a Transformers fan fiction based on G1, Prime, that weird Unicron Trilogy, and Animated, and in the climax of part one of the first Earth story, the female protagonist (Carly) goes barefoot!
+Andres Acosta that would make a lot more sense than running on heals
Alan Arjona Well, Carly was going barefoot in an industrial part of Central City, so it isn't really safe. Especially once you realize she went there on a bicycle chasing Bumblebee and Sam--er---Spike because....Hermione character.
Austin Zolo She was basically eye candy.
Her shoes change throughout the whole movie - where she has to ru or hide - she has flats on, elsewhere heels
After watching 22 Jump Street yesterday..
You are going to have a field day on that one, sir.
"Why did he toss the loaded gone to him again... Because comedy!"
That movie was great, don't see why you all should bitch about it.
You're easily amused. The movie made no sense lmao. But after seeing the other 20 Jump Streets in the credits I realized that they fuck around a lot and that's okay. But the first one was legit.
Ik that movie was fkn retarded xD
Considering almost the entire thing is completely self-aware and makes fun of itself it would be pretty pointless to do a cinema sins on it. Also, it took you until the credits to realize that? Not very sharp are you. Not saying it's a great movie or anything but it "making sense" is one of the things you can't really criticize about it. Because it's lack of sense is the entire point. That's like saying Eraserhead is shitty because it's not realistic. Also, the first one is "legit"? Yet you criticize someone for enjoying the second? Please. It really isn't any better.
4:34 "Because we ran out of names to call things...let's just steal from the Bible."
It's always been called that, even in G1.
G1 stole from the Bible, then.
Yeah, and he calls himself a "big transformers fan."
@@Eziodak1ng he definitely doesnt know Transformers. He called Cliffjumper "that Cliffjumper guy."
@@Eziodak1ng the entire point of this channel is to be satirical, not taken seriously. If ur genuinely butthurt you're missing the point
@@tw1stedelf45 yes
One short scene i really liked is when the random citizens got incinerated, first time we've seen people be proper killed, unlike people flying about on wire stunts like the first two. Added a sense of dread and terror to it imo.
An Army guy got sliced in half and another got decapitated in Revenge of the Fallen.
The next t-shirt obviously has to say, "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!"
Here Here! But in a movie full of sins, Tyrese character is the least sinful. He at least doesn't make me see red after five minutes from the blood vessels popping in my head.
I love when the videos are so long. You can really sit back and enjoy every minute of it. I hope you will stick with these kind of vidsand not get back to your 5min ones. ^^"
unless it's just that good a film.
K Damon No it has nothing to do with the film. In the short vids he just reads his error list very fast and withou any comments. I love when he explains a bit more, gives us what he thinks about that error. That makes them so funny.
He goes fast every sins video. These longer ones just have more sins. Also, they end a few minutes before the video does. He doesnt really go into great detail. Unless we watched different videos.
Im sitting on the toilet...
The length has to do with how bad the movie is now. He used try to keep them all short (The Last Airbender was 5 minutes), but now he doesn't really care and if it needs 20 minutes it gets 20 minutes.
9:18 That was explained in the comics. He was shot down by Starscream, who didn't know about the deal. I think Megatron was the only one who knew but he was on Earth, frozen in the artic.
"what a gorgeous box" went over my head way too many times and now its my favorite line of the movie
+1000 sins for killing Ironhide !!!!
at least it wasnt the good ironhide
@@supereststinger yeah
It was the best ironhide
@@superxstrah320 nah ive seen better ironhides like the original one
cosmic rust cannon? more like COSMIC CHEETO DUST CANNON!
tbh I never really liked the movie ironhide
It should have been a sin for killing iron hide
101 liketh "ahh ahh ahhh ah"
“One large booster rocket can hold several large transformers if you forget about impossible.”
That one was priceless
9:12 LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.... I was 12
I was 5
I was 9
I was 6
I was 8.
I was 1000
When I first watched the movie I cried at Ironhides death. I later watched it 3 years later, and I just was ashamed of myself
That was me
***** Hunger Games style death. Trying to remind you taht these movies could possibly sorta kinda have emotions other than "military wank".
Ryan Hensley I'd almost forgotten it was 3 years and there's already another one.
In all honestly they all will end up being either that or just pointless except for Optimus "I-Get-My-Little-To-No-Personality-Traits-Butchered" Prime who, again, could be replaced with a transtoaster or any other transformer so...just sit back and try to drink it down with a beer
+NekoSoren The next movies won't be directed by Michael Bay.
Dunno why that's important.
Optimus sticks his sword into Megatron and then pulls his spine out his mouth. He then shoots the pleading Sentinal twice in the head with his own gun.
Imagine that scene with human bodies. Do it.
So, Mortal Kombat?
*FATALITY !!*
Something like ShangSung yelling FINISH HIM!!! and then... optimus doing his stuff... because its not a transformers movie anymore.... it is...
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! (insert classic thecno them ok MK)
Can't. Fucking. Unsee. So...much...blood.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
"I'm all for destroying Chicago but, can't we let the cubs finish the job they started"
😅😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey they finally won a world series
@@jamesvincent4472 ik ik but I was still funny af
When I saw this movie I was 9 and I found the sentinel twist surprising
I was 11
@@agoogleuser8537 i was 8
I was 10
I was 10
WHO IS THAT "MOST FAMOUS MOVIE EXTRA?" I see him virtually everywhere
jayson diaz en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Heiman
jameshetfieldserbia ew
There's a documentary on him look it up
God forbid when the "Everything Wrong With Transformers: Age of Extinction" will come out, for it will be 165 minutes long.
4:36 I accepted the sinning of the fallen's telekinesis even though he's had it before but you cannot sin the ark, it's been an autobot ship since the beginning
in the lore Starscream went against Megatron's orders and shot down Sentinel's ship
earn that paycheck, tyrese
luckyfox he never needs to in any more movies. B rated actor. Sucked in transformers and fast and furious movies
@@SHAKA-NEU-LU dont hate. Hes making money. Thats all that matters
nguyon knight why are you hating? I can already tell you’re a 10 year old who hates on everyone’s success. He’s making more money than *you* in your entire life time. When you get out of middle school and start making millions then you can talk
@@GradietPanda12345 Yes, because entering high school makes everyone an insta-millionaire.
Since your profile picture is rick,I read it in RICK'S voice
20:16
Sentinel: "Optimus...I am your father."
Optimus: "NOOOOO!!!"
Megatron: I'M YOUR GRANDPA PA
They do explain where the deceptions keep coming from. They were all scattered throughout the universe. Optimus sent out a message at the end of the first movie (his ending narration) about earth being a safe place. He’s specifically blamed for that in this movie. Also, Optimus says he let them destroy Chicago to make a point about how the decepticons would never just leave the humans alone. Savage and it actually worked against him considering what happens in the next movie.
Where does Optimus say that?
@@jakespacepiratee3740 when they come back to Chicago and save Sam and the others. Optimus said they faked their deaths so that the world’s leaders could see what the Decepticons would do of the Autobots left.
@@erintoney7137 uh i think they were forced to fake their deaths regardless. They would have just been killed if they refused so they needed a diversion
9:17 Only the higher-ups of the decepticons knew about the plan
Optimus's monologue at the end actually foreshadows age of extinction
I was just thinking that.
Ikr I wasn't the only one thinking of that
I still can't believe they murdered Ratchet at the beginning. It hurt my heart.
So uh, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SAM?!?!
CN what I'm Saiyan? he went to jail.
I sincerely hope Michael Bay watches this video and has a long, hard think about the way he makes movies.
His conclusion would be something like "hell I'm awesome"
Rewo Sadly, I think you're probably right about that.
And then he'll look at his back account and change his mind. These movies were crap... But made literally all the money.
He doesn't care. Micheal Bay knows exactly how shitty his movies are. He has specifically acknowledged that he makes his movies for 10-25 year old males and he makes a shit ton of money doing it. He's not about to stop.
splewy Well, he should.
"That...Is one scaryass Decepticon!"
Earn that paycheck,Tyrese!
"sam is totally worthless in this one" what? sam is a beast in this one, i know of him killing at least 2 decepticons in a 1v1 and i havent even watched dark of the moon in years.
edit: the "robot blood spatter" was energon, which for no explained reason comes in 3 colors and sometimes one robot has more than one of the colors but we only ever see one color at a time
Pretty sure red was some other liquid in transformers bodys’ Because when optimus kills megaton, when he gets hit with the axe j. the chest and then the first hit in the head, energon (blue) comes out then when the head comes off some red stuff comes out with I think is some other liquid. Idk could just be Micheal Bay being Micheal Bay
@@survivorepic5002 don't forget the green we see sometimes
@@sae4071 he did explain what does things are
@@survivorepic5002 he did explain what does things are
@@cesardepena7498 then what are they?
Lennox probably said what the hell was that thing because every other Transformer in this franchise has been based off of something that exists in the human world Trucks, walkie talkie, even a human female, but there's no such thing as a giant worm.
There is in my pants.
The giant worm thing was a wild "animal" creature on Cybertron that Shockwave caught and tamed.
PetersaberHD " in the human world"
Shai-Hulud!
I'm sorry, have you not heard about the ALASKAN BULL WORM!?!?
Another sin caught at 1:31. They forgot to computer generate the transformer in Sam's hand.
1:37 too, but briefly.
Holy hell. Good eye, depressing oversight.
Damn good eye.
It's actually pretty funny that he pointed out the flowers on the fridge instead of that haha.
I never thought about that. The dude hired sams girlfriend to get closer to Sam instead of hiring Sam directly who was actively looking for employment
It makes less sense cause he wanted Laserbeak to assassinate Sam at his work, but then after that fails he wants to capture him and his girlfriend? Why didn't he do that the first time?
Its make sense because carly is hotter
@@shawerful5209 nah Mikayla better
I think he means Carly is hotter than Sam lol@@LordMegatron-qk2gz
15:21 1 sin on this video for thinking this looks like megatron and starscream
Looks nothing like Megs or Screamer. He looks like the Dreads
@@vickerandflips8061 just the average decepticon protoform
in the comics it is revealed that Starscream was unaware of Megatron's plan and so shot down their ship without knowing anything
How did sentinel not only know how to speak English when he just woke up and discovered Earth exists, but also know about laws of physics?
+Sp0rk He's a scientist and an inventor. Of course he would know the laws of physics.
The book explains Optimus implanted English into Sentinel's CPU or some shit like that, but it really isn't explained at all in the movies.
Isaac Wang And then theres megatron being able to speak perfect english in the Arctic circle
Sp0rk It's theorized that he was partially awake when the humans were working on him, or he might have connected to the World Wide Web like the Autobots did and learned English there
+Sp0rk Transformers have a program that allows them to be fluent in any language.
+Lorenzo Sanabria yeah, the "Babylon synthesizer," or BS chip
+1 sins for:
- The CSM approached the moon without the lander and in the next clip the lander returned somehow.
- When the transformers park next to the Apollo 11 landing site, the ascent stage on the LEM still remains, so how did Neil and Buzz return?
“That guys gonna die, let’s pan away from him” 😂😂😂
There is a sin that he didn't notice. At 1:26 that transformer was in his hand, few seconds later and it was gone, then a few more seconds later it was back.
+Malik Walker wow thats a really big fail from the CGI people
Egilsen2001 It's pure laziness.
Shit can't believe I didn't notice that
I'm guessing since every transformer movie shows that the transformers have been a part of human history since the 2nd transformer movie (2nd movie:Ancient Egypt,3rd movie:1969 US moon landing,4th movie: the time of the dinosaurs,5th movie:Medieval times) the 6th movie if there is one will have the transformers as the founding fathers of the united states
sure, because fuck the rest of the world right?
Emily Kruger At this point, with the absolute non sense the 5th one set up, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if the 6th one did involve the Founding Fathers in some way.
Or the story that Decepticons hacked the 2016 election :P
Nah Autobots were Greek and decepticons were Romans
I like how you were close, with the whole “Transformers were Knights of the Round Table” angle they went with.
Now, the next one is going to be:
Bumblebee(Transformers) are the reason we defeated the Nazis, and not our human sacrifices in blood, sweat, and tears.
Edit: and use Churchill’s childhood home as a Nazi Base, and hang Swastikas from everywhere they can.
1:48 Nope. It was Steven Spielberg who did the dumping of the last girl.
Who else was annoyed when he called shock wave driller bot?
Add +100 sins for the fact that Megatron shot Sentinel just when he was about to kill Optimus and win the war. Couldn't he just wait for Sentinel to kill Optimus and THEN kill him, or kill him after they bring whole Cybertron.
+LanstussWoW Exactly or kill Sentinal then kill Optimus without wasting time trying to convert him to his cause when he knows full well Optimus would never join him.
This shits been dragged on for 50 or so years. Megaton should know this stuff.
+Dean Clarke over 4 million years and he should.
Or the screenwriters who are into the 3rd film in a series should no theirs.
Gambit771 Michael bay just wants to help Hasbro milk everyone dry
+LanstussWoW
He was probably so pissed by what Carly said that he just wanted to kill him.
Do the rest of the Fast and Furious movies! Can't wait for more "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" in them also, lol.
Lol, but Tyrese actually talks in those movies, instead of using one liners like he does in Transformers.
MerpdaFlerp
So....Does he at least earn his paycheck there?
Hans Muster I'd say he earns it in 2 Fast 2 Furious, but in the rest his role is pretty useless lol.
***** Well, I have no idea at all, cinema is none of my business. I might go there once every two months or so for the ladies
14:20 - that's not a a helicopter, that's a modified Osprey. I'm giving you two sins for not knowing your military aircraft LOLOLOLOLOLOLLO
I can’t be the only one who is upset at the fact he called Linkin Parks “Iridescence” a cozy melancholy pop song, right?
Me too
Agreed
What a dumbass. The song is beautiful:(
Me too.
This movie has an amazing soundtrack. IDC what anyone says.
12:10 PG-13 movie somehow got away with literally blowing a civilian up.
Did you notice how his “Mist” wasn’t in any way red. Like he wasn’t a person but was made up of lime jello? That’s the gimmick they used.
Along with not seeing his face, or anyone reacting to it.
Plus, Bay probably overloaded the censors with so many explosions, he just seemed like one more car/building/robot blowing up.
dautoris ka8 vaacīna
The Dark Knight did, too.
Reasons why Michael Bay crossed the line with this movie.
1. Wheeljack is a pussy instead of an awesome kickass Autobot
2. Cybertron gets destroyed = Primus dies (WTF!!!)
3. If you watch when Optimus kills all the Cons in the bridge flying down you can see Cons that have died in the past 2 films (Sideways, Brawl, Long Haul, exct.)
4. Megatron doesn't get an awesome final fight with Prime
5. Megatron dies like a bitch
6. Starscreams is STILL Megatrons bitch
7. Starscream dies like a bitch
8. Shockwave doesn't get a badass battle, nor death nor a badass character
9.Soundwave is a bitch
10. Bay made all the awesome classic Cons into bitches
11. Bay represents Humans as idiots because they still don't understand that they need the Autobots no matter how the situation is (Bayformers 1-4)
12. Shia is still in the film
13. Lazerbeak is a bitch
14. Bee still can't speak
15. The other Autobots still don't get the spotlight
16. Ironhide dies like a bitch
17. Sentinel Prime....
18. The game was a prelude
19. The Twins are in the movie but didn't do anything
20. This movie is called Bayformers. The last transformers movie was made in 1986
sideways long haul and brawl werent actually in it, they were just to lazy to make new designs for decepticons and used previous ones. you can add that to ur list
Justus Phillips Not all Cybertronians look alike, if Bee got Drifts car, would he still look like Drift?
diego ruiz thats not what i was saying....
Justus Phillips Then why do you say they were not in the film? Their clearly their, even if the designers were to lazy
diego ruiz i mean its not actually them, its just genericons using their designs. geez, no need to get so pissed about it
can we just have a moment and say Optimus has a awesome paint job.
You forgot to mention on how Sentinel Prime knows "Earth's" laws of physics, and English.
And yet I still love this film
Same, I feel so guilty right now. I recognize it has way too many sins when it comes to the writing, mostly because Michael Bay and good storylines don't go along, yet I still think it does an excellent job at delivering unique VFX/SFX.
Still, the next one will probably be much worse.
You forgot 1 sin"How did sentinel get his truck form body when he was in the ark?"
SuRge TriAl FINALLY someone who agrees with me!!!
Kristopher Shafer no no no when Optimus goes to pick him up in the Ark he already has the truck body even though he has been in sleep mode for a long time
It just looks similar.
SuRge TriAl how do people not see a blue teleporting thing and they all still dont dont notice intill the deceptions get into the city
nightmare fredbear They don't know what the blue thing is or if it's good or bad
Was I the only one expecting the "Tis but a scratch" when sentinal cut off optimus's arm at the end.
This was my favorite Transformers movie I went and saw this with my friends in the theater it was great memories man
This transformers movie had some of the coolest CGI fights I've seen but other than that it wasn't too good. The movie only got good when the battle of chigago started
Ikr?? The second half of this movie was epic af
I'm surprised you didn't mention the fact that when Bumblebee just finished saving Sam and the other guy from falling to their deaths after killing Starscream, he somehow manages to get himself captured by Decepticons in the very next scene.
If you pay attention when they split off Bumblebee drives off to go do something. Its really just a background thing and they probably should've edited it better, but you do see Bee drive off.
Yeah, I saw that. He drives off and then he's suddenly captured. But you're right. They definitely should have edited that better. At least show Bumblebee getting captured as he drives off or something.
Lol yea these movies were pretty bad. Now Michael bay is gettin his hands on tmnt. I swear they're trying to destroy my childhood
It would be funny if the power rangers pose and there aren't explosions behind them.
13:10 I'm fucking CRYING. Easily the most I've laughed while watching cinemasins
15:54 Michael Bay: Shut up, Cinemasins!
Ever notice that Optimus and the Autobots always shoot to kill, when actually trying to hit? They never attempt to take prisoners, unless the humans are telling them too. The decepticons however take captives frequently and seem to avoid causalties when not attempting (poorly) at psychological intimidation.
It’s almost like the Autobots are actual violent delusional revolutionaries and the decepticons aren’t.
It’s more like the decipticons are the revolutionist trying to fight the oppressive Autobots
This is literally the only scene the Decepticons take prisoners, and its immediately followed up by them preparing to execute all of them.
Name one scene in the Bayverse outside this film where Deceptions holds any Autobots hostage
@@Handlesarestoopidwell, not autobots, because they're usually pretty busy fighting them, since autobots usually shoot on sight, but they've taken like 10 civilians hostage
Im watching the 4th transformers right now and here's a sin.
About 15 minutes into it the main, characters go into a old movie theatre to look for stuff and the guy that owns it says "movies, nowadays they're just re makes and sequels" *ding* irony.
Hahaha so true.
Indeed.
This.
Ze C. He was just acknowledging Hollywood's only production strategy anymore.
Realize he didn't include primes rampage cause he's a badass
"Earn that paycheck Tyrese"Classic!
9:40 "His whole life is right here, where does he have to be other than right here?" (Meanwhile, Optimus sits across from a beautiful lady transformer in a romantic restaurant setting) Optimus: "So, you like big guns eh?" Lady Transformer: "Why yes" Optimis: (Transforms his had into gun)"Well it just so happens that I used this gun here to slay Megatron" Lady Transformer: "Mmm, that's nice...what other big things do you have?" Optimus: Grins
I almost chuckled.
I'll admit it, this made me laugh a bit
*Cybertronian Communicator goes off- Prime answers*
I swear to the Hasbro transformers not in this franchise, Sam whitwicky better be calling out my name at the top of his lungs.... NO?!
*hangs up*
Lady Transformer: what other big things do you have?
Optimus: I have a big collection of Decepticon heads.
Lady: oh..... *tries to hide her Decepticon symbol* Do you masterbait with them?
Optimus: oh yeah.
Lady: •.•
Dr. Boring j
Sentence: Deep Wang, oh my god that killed me
Anyone else find it funny that when Sentinel beat Optimus, Optimus begs for his life and Sentinel lets him go. Then Optimus loses to Sentinel again and only wins when Megatron jumps in. Then Optimus turns into a total dickbag and mercilessly slaughters the other two?
Not really. Since Megatron is there to beat the shit out of Sentinel and asked for a truce. Optimus killing Megatron to simply end their beef with each other and him killing Sentinel is basically because Optimus doesn't want the human race to extinct.
optimus never begged for mercy he just wanted to know why he wanted to destroy earth and optimus didnt even fight back he just tried to get him off
@@raito6689 Why does Optimus killing Sentinel mean that he doesnt want the human race to exist?
@@jakespacepiratee3740 "extinct"
@@raito6689 ah fair enough
The breaks Optimus takes is him being in commercials. The first one, before he gets to the Sentinel-rage-induced destruction of the hanger, is him filming for Burger King. The second one, where’s he’s flying to destroy the driller-bot, is the M&M’s commercial where he throws a trailer across the horizon.
Has Michael Bay ever directed anything decent?
Well there was...no. No he hasn't.
The Rock.
bad boyz was nos ok
The Island was good (not great, but good).
Bad Boys 1 an 2 were more than decent
I know I’m late and all but 4:37
“The Ark” they so-call in DOTM might be referencing a ship of the same name from the G1 cartoon
I know I'm late but the old ship from the tv show was called the ark
I just made that comment after hearing him sin it the name.
Actually it wasn't called the Ark in the G1 cartoon. The G1 comic and Beast Wars called it the Ark.
@@windsweeper8002 yes it was
It is
9:01 I approve of this message
This is actually one of my favorite movies
This feels like the first time in forever I've ever heard any praise for the Michael Bay transformers films
i think thats nostalgia talking
16:19 You missed the "I didn't sign up for this" cliche.
12:49
You might as well have just played "America! FUCK YEAH!" right there because we know at the end of the day, that's all Michael Bay wants to impart on us.
Loser.
15:37 never realized he was speaking english
What was he saying?
@@ethanreddy6551 driller bot is thirst
@@dylannaville850 thanks
15:21 Introducing “Mega-Scream”
Megatron and starscream had a baby
Another sin is how the girls heels didn't come off at ALL during all those scenes. Like when she was dangling and kicking her legs around on the building, or running at slow speeds with Sam through fucking war zones. Surely if they didn't fall off, she'd at least take them off to run faster.
That and the fact that her white clothes never seem to get dirty whatsoever.
That really annoyed me too! I love how she changed into pants for the big stunt scenes at the end, but she still had heels on. That was ridiculous.
So agree~!! When her and Sam were sliding down the building I would expect her to get some cuts from the glass. But NONE were shown D;
Or how if you look closely, sometimes she has on heels and at other times she has on flats and whoever was editing didn't notice that...
What did Megan Fox do to fall out with Michael Bay...and what did she do to get back into his good graces long enough to show up as April O'Neil in TMNT?
She compared Michael Bay's controlling nature during filming to Adolf Hitler's. Steven Spielberg took offence then demanded Michael Bay fire her. Not sure how she got back in his good books, but I don't think Michael really cared about her earlier comments.
Can't wait for the "Everything Wrong With TMNT" ... another likely piece of shit I will never see! :D
BLTspace Yay! for judging things before we see them! >:\
William Kaylor Um...we've seen the trailers. We've seen previous Michael Bay films. Apparently you subscribe to the idea we have to pay money for something 'just in case' someone magically becomes more competent?
Shafiq Nuijts Have you seen Corky Romero, Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, or The Wild Wild World of Batwoman?
can we admit that soundwave’s transformation was badass
7:13
Literally the question I’ve been asking myself for the past 10 years.
When transformers don't gave enough energon they enter stasis lock or sleep mode as Lennox puts it
Stasis lock is the equivalent to being in a coma.
Better than the second? Eh...that's not exactly the right phrase. More like, "slightly less awful," and trust me, only VERY SLIGHTLY.
good thing that's the definition of better.
Nah, man. It just was slightly less awful. It's like if you see a mountain of shit. Scoop some of that shit away with a shovel, and it's less awful. It's still a pile of shit though.
mortified0 I think Plato said that.
I just can't stand the whole bringing a planet through a wormhole thing, it's just too stupid, btw nice pic.
The series was awesome, especially the first movie. I don't understand what you are complaining about. Just accept the fact that the space bridge opened upright next to Cybertron, like literally a few kiometers away from the surface, ok? Maybe it was even on the goddamn planet itself.
What's more sinful, the fact that at the end, Optimus defeats Megatron with ease, or the fact that he does so WITH ONE ARM?!
Cross Entertainment Ya about that how can optimus transform now?
Cross Entertainment because never pick a gun in a sword fight even if your only starting to reload 😹😹😹😹😹😹
Cross Entertainment how the fuck does prime and bubble bee survive in every movie
jason wang that belongs to Batman
alex#weridstupid lol prime died almost twice
I loved this movie ngl and I still often watch all of the transformer movies back to back
As in the original trilogy or the original trilogy + Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight?
Here's a sin: How did Optimus recognise an engine part from a long lost elite ship? He's a prime, and definitely not someone shown to have strong engineering capacities
But he wasn't always a prime, and in the bayverse it is not explained what he was before, so Orion pax could have been a mechanic.
@@miniorite3297 well, in the transformer prime show it did say he was a clerk. a data clerk, I think.
In the movie comics, Orion pax was an engineer and researcher.
Out of all of the sins, the one that bothers me the most is the JFK debacle. Look...this film break many logic and physics related laws, but what in the fuck was the point of digitally re-creating JFK's face IF YOU ALSO USED A LOOK A LIKE WHO CLEARLY WASN'T JFK AND LOOKED NOTHING LIKE HIM?!!!
Plus you did a shitty job with the CGI JFK. So thats two giant "what the fuck?"
TheDalinkwent And I shall quote.
"You used a *LOOK A LIKE* who clearly wasn't JFK and *LOOKED NOTHING LIKE HIM*?!!!"
CGI Arnold, CGI Na´vi and CGI Beowulf feel ashamed on you u_u
+NekoSoren both Arnold and the Na'vi looked excellent to be honest.
That's why i say they feel ashamed on you XD Arnold didn't looked bad at all, the Na´vi looked amazing and Beowulf with the right lightning and camera angle could pass off as real flesh human XD
Can’t expect JFK’s CGI to be too great if they spend all their time making the CGI for the Transformers
I'm just going out on a limb here and saying you should have included a sin for Optimus loosing an arm and shrugging it off.
and that he magically has his arm back in age of extinction
We'll he did get the trailer from nowhere and he could of used another arm.
can they feel pain?
I remember in Revenge of the Fallen, Starscream got his arm torn off, and he kinda just reattached it. It's stupid as hell, but I guess they can do that.
am I the only one that got the pun?
10:01 Sentinel prime is a way more experienced fighter than Optimus, oh and did you forget he had a double edge sword and a cosmic rust gun pointed at Optimus, you know the gun that literally turned Ironhide into rust and killed him.
16:05 all the times Optimus is going to watch Cinema sins
No "black guy with a big machine gun" cliche?
Generally the black guy is already dead.
Gotta give you that one. But if you notice if it's a majority white or more diverse squad the black dude typically is heavy weapons guy
Tyler Williams
DUDE!! I never noticed they almost always use the subliminal cliche. "Black guys always have the biggest gun" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Williams Either that, or he's the sergeant of the squad. The only exception I can think of to this cliche is Sweetwater from Bad Company 2, even though that's a video game.
remember the black guy always dies first cliche
They should've stuck with the original screenplay (which was used for the novelization). It actually made more sense than the final film and filled in a lot of the plot holes. Plus, the ending was better.
How was it better?
I went to see this on theatres and slept through the whole thing. It took 6 years for me to actually know what happened in it. Needless to say, I was only impressed the first time.
On an unrelated note, off-pitch Iridescent is hilarious.
9:50 Actually Megatron really likes destroying Lincoln’s Statue