Sebastian Maniscalco - First Date Deal Breakers
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Sebastian Maniscalco stand up from the Just for Laughs Festival in 2011.
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Best whisperer ever. Ever.
Johnny Brasco agree 100%. I tried Whispering the same lines, and can't get over how much of an idiot I probably sound like.
The sound reminds me of moaning than whispering...or rather moaning+whispering = moaspering.
Jim Gaffigan whispers too
Huh? What ? Can't hear U... 'Hot Pockets' (pianissimo)
Cesar Milan is better. Tsst! Click thumbs up now. Tsst!
Sebastian Maniscalco inspired me to replace my ice cubes on a regular basis. Never used to do it ... but after hearing this routine, it has become a part of my everyday life.
ClapsyPlapsy LOL...
Same
lol Haven't looked at my ice trays the same since.
Yeah, i do that too. I never use them, yet still do it every 3 days.
It's like people who never get laid, yet still wash their privates.
just use the plastic ice cube bags,you fill them up and then just rip the bag and then throw it out.i don't know,here french people we do that,but we're not the onlly ones,i'm guessing.
If she's mopping up sauce with bread, she's a keeper.
Absolutely.
Back in the day if she leaned over to unlock your car door, THAT was a keeper.
Especially if the sauce is homemade...yum!!!
That's what it's for.
Instant honeymoon right there: “we are going to the airport right now”
@@sarahl9201 Ha...underrated
"You know what's cute? The 2 year-old Japanese kid in a suit, eating with sticks." LOL
Asking for the check!🤣
😃😃😃
YES! YES! YES! 😁
Agree!
Can verify. It's exactly like this and it's always cute.
Somebody write a mafia comedy n cast him. Sebastian really is brilliant.
@Lucius that's so racist and ignorant. There are other movie roles Italians can portray on-screen,you troglodyte
Psychotic Serenity 😢😰😥
The Irishman.
Racist
He played an Italian in the movie green book.
His mannerisms are the best in the business lmao i love this dude
Exactly! He could make any boring uninteresting story a spectacle for all to see and enjoy.
Seriously you miss half the show if you are only listening
Definitely a visual show. I can imagine if anyone was listening to a comedy album he made, they’d be wondering about the long laughter in the middle of the stories. He no doubt would be doing something physical.
Richie O'Donnell pro
Typical Italian, great comic for sure.
Dito ditto
He's teaching America to have manners and class.
Ye..and we do that in the south, too.
jriden I have a buddy down Louisiana he was telling me that....He said they love to act so nice to your face then trash you behind your back...He said he’d rather be back in Massachusetts where they’ll tell you they don’t like you to your face.
jriden I don’t mind Trump supporters or churches on every corner.....But I don’t like fake people either I’d rather have someone call me a asshole to my face if that’s what they think of me....But there are fake people everywhere you go
jriden - Move the fuck back up to yankeeville if you don’t like it down south you piece of judgmental shit. How’s that for southern hospitality.
that happens in every continent but Antartica. Astronauts are talking shit in the f**king international space station
"want a lil' Diet Coke, apple juice, wine...whataya waaaaant???" LMAO!!!
That facial expression + accent + movements = winner 😂
What is this Johnny Walker and Mixed Vegetables?! 😂 😂 😂
187nellybelly you did not!😂
🤣😂
A classic
CHANGE OUT YER CUBES!
soooo good
His mannerisms and the way he delivers his jokes are spot on. The first time I saw him on Netflix, I was hooked. Funny guy never fails to make me laugh
I love him and I'm Mexican!
@@birdieth so why tell us you are mexican? What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?
@@birdieth I love him and I'm Korean
"You get married and a couple kids...that shit isn't funny anymore!"😂😂😂😂
His whispering kills me! 😂😂
He is my go-to healer for depression. Love him. ❤❤❤❤
This dude is sooo funny with his delivery & presentation 😁
"CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!"
chaos apiant his little smirk right after that is EVERYTHING;)
You look like Thanos
😂😂😂😂😂 "Every 3 days I'm breaking ice at my house fresh!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!"
When he tosses the drink. Holy shit, his mannerisms are phenomenal.
Every time he 'almost smiles' at his own jokes, but then got back into it again. Love his energy and timing 👍
CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!! lost it😂😂😂😂😂omg
"Johnnie Walker& Mixed vegetables?" LOL Line Gets to me every time! He is one of the best.
Stacey Layman CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!! 😂😂😂
You want some orangina? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeahhhhh... I got iiiiiiiiiiiit.
***** lmaooo
NYPATRIOT sanka??????
You have orangina 😲
NYPATRIOT We heard him.
Love it that he always looks dapper. Never goes on looking like he's going to a baseball game.
You got Orangina?
Yeah, I got it. Sit down
This guy is just soo hilarious and he don't even cuss like most comedians are. He's a new breed of comedy. 😁😁
He’s funny but don’t be the typical person who has to comment on curse words. Who gives a shit if he swears or not.
@@David-vf7if plus he does swear at 3:52, so there's that
@@David-vf7if I know I see hundreds of these on every video. Bunch of prudes who are fans for all the wrong reasons. He’s good because he’s talented at what he does but there’s many different ways to be funny
when he whispers... that's so funny :)))))))))))
Idk, think it's kinda creepy 😅
It gets old reeeeeeal fast.
Something about "Whataya waaaant" just KILLS me
Typical guido nyc Italian talk. "Cmere", "oh maddone", "come for cawfee", "vaf****l".
His mannerisms are awesome.
He's not going to find a lot of Italians not mopping up sauce.
Well, his wife is not Italian.
@@alamc200 you made his point.
I'm not Italian and I've mopped up sauce ( if it's real good lol) la scarapetta
daletwin1 actually he made her point.
@@TV-ob1if Naomi made Michael's point when she said his wife is not Italian. Exactly. That was my point. Michael said he wouldn't find too many Italian women that do not mop up sauce. Evidently, he didn't.
mopping an Italian dish is THE best part of Italian food :)
pesarirooni62
yup
Scarpetta!
It's so easy being a guy. So little is expected of us. Mopping up is required of us!
@RedRose7997 In France we do that too
Nobody wants to see that shit on a first date.
I just saw him in KC. In Nov 2017. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and I'm early 40's now and grew up in NY. So I have seen a lot. This guy is amazingly talented.
I actually got to see him preform at the Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls! He was amazing! I went with my parents on their 26th Anniversary! Great Show! Expensive, but it was worth it! Like Fifth Harmony! LMFAO!
Maybe you just have a bad sense of humor
Water? I'll get that out of the hose...
ShakespeareCafe out of the hoes 😂😂😂😂
Ikr! Water? Is that all you got? Everyone has water!🤷🏽♀️ Give me something with a little pizazz for crying out loud!🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I love Sebastian! His delivery is perfect and I love the physicality of his routine.
He’s so relatable to me lol didn't realize just how Italian I grew up because of my dad. Hilarious n underrated!
Matt P he aint underrated. Hes the bestpaid comic in the business and has been for a.while now.
"I' ve got orangina, nobody's have orangina " 🤣🤣🤣
"..you know what's cute!? The 2 year old Japanese kid wearing a suit, eating with sticks!"
I'm from the Andrew "Dice" Clay era and sometimes I can hear the similarities in Sebastians joke deliveries. I had so many Italian friends in high school and when I went to their houses it would be exactly like he describes it....Hilarious. Thanks Sebastian for making us laugh in these difficult times.
this is the ONLY guy that makes me lol.
Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris D’elia
You know to me he makes me lmao
Every time I watch a Sebastian video, not only do I laugh my ass off, but I get great memories of my late husband. Even though he was only half Italian, he came off as 100%. He was so in love with the Italian culture from his mom's side. When he'd say he was half Italian & someone would ask "Which half?", meaning what side of his family, he'd always reply "The good half, obviously". When we were first dating & I asked him that question, he said "The sexy half, Baby". I know that in today's world a line like that wouldn't fly, but 31 years ago, it worked like a charm & I couldn't wait to check out his "Italian half", lol. God I miss him- he passed away a little over a year ago. That's why I love watching Sebastian. He reminds me of happy times. Even when he's complaining about "What's wrong with people?".
This guy hits it out of the park EVERY TIME!!
*“Yea I got it sit down” 😭☠️😂*
1:23 What do you want?!!
4:22 I hate you!!! One of the best funny lines..still gives me chills especially the way and manner he said those words
Brilliant!!! I was dying when he said "I hate you!" Oh my goodness he is hilarious!! Everything he says is TRUE!!! Love how he isn't politically correct!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@parispoet True
OMG!!! He is soooo funny and to top it off very personable very humbled guy I saw him in Boston and I was crying from laughing so much and the faces he makes to go along with everything , I personally love him❤❤❤❤
His facial expressions alone just kill me! He is the funniest comedian I've EVER seen and really great live!!!
Whaddya waaaaaaant?? LOL
Every good Italian mops up their sauce. Im surprised this wasn’t a turn on for him
*About to Google Orangina*
Orangina (French pronunciation: [ɔʁɑ̃ʒina]) is a lightly carbonated beverage made from carbonated water, 12% citrus juice (10% from concentrated orange, 2% from a combination of concentrated lemon, concentrated mandarin, and concentrated grapefruit juices), as well as 2% orange pulp.[1][2] Orangina is sweetened with sugar or high fructose corn syrup (glucose fructose) and natural flavors are added
You simply gotta shake it
Dapman XL Like watered down Tang with a hint of cat piss..... 🤣
LOL!
@@bdub1863 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sebastian is my soul mate in his ‘quirks’. I have every one of his and then some. I love listening to him. It’s like validation that I’m not the only one with ocd quirks. The ice cubes.....lol! My husband calls me a germ-a-phobe when I ask him to re-wash his hands after handing raw chicken.
You’re not a germaphobe for wanting someone to wash their hands after handling RAW chicken, you’re just SANE and don’t want fuckin salmonella! Lol
@@MerkhVision She didn't say wash. She said RE-wash.
Who touches raw chicken? I wear disposable gloves. ☺️
"Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables"
Mridul Paudel 😂😂😂😂
CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!
😅🤣🤭
He's so squeaky clean and smart as hell
1:43 I’m actually crying damn this guy is funny
Filling the ice cube tray - universally hilarious
He's seriously one of the best out there, should see him more
The most underrated in the game!!!
Love this guys gestures
59 years old, lived through Pryor, Carlin, Kinison, Manascalco makes me laugh like none of them could. I watch these CZcams clips and laugh as hard the fifth time as I did the first...guy has a gift for comedy!!
That voice when he whispers... omg. Cracks me up!
This guy is funny as hell.
I love this guy. The way he physically acts while describing a story, kills me! I'm Mexican American, grew up around Italians do I can relate to his dressing nicely, never any man of mine wearing flip flops! He's old school like I am even though he's young. I live that!! He's been in a movie already with Robert De Niro. Great in such a short part. It was the Irishman. Love him. He's helping me with the depression I'm going through with the covid-19. God bless you!!
Stand up is top level....hilarious material!!!
You might wanna wait til we fall in love until you start mopping sauce- haha the arm flail hilarious 🤣
Orangina??🍊😭😂 He’s so neurotic I love it!
The feet! Deal breaker for me! The feet and the teeth! I’m a girl by the way. Boy watch your feet and teeth! Clean up! Crooked toes have no chance 😂
In the South we don,t call it a sponge jab, we call it soppin.
Greased Lightning i may live in the South , but i still have all of my teeth. but i do know some people who only have one. they polish it then go to wal-mart.
Phil McCrevice yup
Omg this guy. I was listening while I was on the road, laughed so hard I nearly swerved off the road. 😂 I would love to see him live
That ice cube bit was Hysterical-!
What a wonderful medley of physical comedy sprinkled into these stories lmao
My father does that during the holidays lmfao!
Love this guy. He is so funny. He is really cheering me up during this quarantine
Funniest fucker ALIVE.......
+T-bagin U I wish he had more content out there. He doesn't have nearly enough compared to other comedians. Guess quality comes in lower doses.
He is so fucking underrated... 3 dvd's now and still people say "Who's Sebastian"
He deserves so much more!!!
i totally agree brother....hes sooo still under the radar, and he truly is funny as f*ck....his delivery is s i c k, lmao.....
+T-bagin U He sold out 6 nights at the Beacon Theatre this coming May in NYC. He's under the radar, but has a HUGE following.
+T-bagin U I agree; along with John Caparulo.
OMG I love this guy, I've never laughed so hard. Best comedian ever
"I'll get that outta the hose" 😂😂
God! I would love to see him live. Love him!
orangina is the shiiiitttttt. you got me on that!! i’m hooked
Brushing the teeth!!! 🤣🤣I LOVE when he whispers! Addicted to his Italian accent!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love this guy I could watch him for hours with his stories
Took my new GF to see Maniscalco...when we left she was pregnant...wtf happened
Prem's Writing .. don’t think it’s yours buddy
I know right..lol
Prem's Writing its that fucking Orangina!!! It’s potent stuff!!
She got a ciabatta bun in the oven! (Rimshot!)
That whisper talk, yassssssss! He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍
"Change out your cubes"...throwing the drink...I can't!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy needs his own sitcom to showcase his unique talents.
Love him, have seen him live 3 times and he is FABULOUS! A great entertainer!!
"I haaaaate yoouuuuuu," had me dying. He's so friggin' funny!!!
The greatest bit in comedy history. My face is aching from laughing!
He’s hilarious!!! Love this guy!!!
I think he might be my new favorite comedian! He's hilarious!!!😂
Sebastian is the funniest dude!! Had me in stitches and I've seen this numerous times.
This is the best comedian I have ever seen. I watch him over and over.
“You get married, you have a couple kids, that sh_t ain’t funny anymore”..........funny how. We all get that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love this guy and never heard of him till I saw he was doing MTV Monday night so I looked him up. So funny this guy. Love him. Nobody here in Alabama has heard of him but they will now. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I just absolutely adore and love this Moonchild Cancerian! He is friggin hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
This is not standup, this is a PERFOMANCE.
One of my favorite comics. Amazing.
He is friggin hilarious!!!! This is the way it is when your italian.
" I'll get that outta the hose" ( salutes goodbye) Lol that always gets me
Sebastian Maniscalco is pure genius. Whether a CZcams clip of one of his shows or his Showtime special--Iaugh until my sides hurt. My dream is to Sebastian perform live.
Good looking guy !!!!!!
I just discovered this comedian today and he is hilarious 😂 😂 I’m a fan 🙌🏽
OMG I AM DYING!!! 🤣🤣I had never seen him this long ago. I recently discovered him & so happy I did!! I am addicted to his videos!! I can watch him all day!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious!! First time I actually laughed out loud for a stand up comedy in years! Bravo! I needed that! :))
He could be Ben Stiller brother!
I agree and Andrew Cuomo
SO true, SO TRUE
No way, this guy is hot. Ben stiller NOT! Ewww. Sebastian is extremely funny, Ben Stiller NOT!
Yup, his Italian brother :)
Hes like a funny adam sandler
I love this guy❤️❤️❤️
watching you during the coronavirus epidemic...you are a godsend for the soul
LMAO "Johnny Walker and Mixed Vegetables?!"