They do things differently in Italy - Sebastian Maniscalco

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  • čas přidán 14. 03. 2024
  • They do things differently in Italy
    IT AIN'T RIGHT TOUR 2024 - Sebastian Maniscalco with Pat McGann* and Pete Correale* (*on select dates) - starts July 11th! Get tickets at www.sebastianlive.com
    #SebastianManiscalco
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Komentáře • 167

  • @fredericklockard3854
    @fredericklockard3854 Před 2 měsíci +180

    I was in Italy for 3 years in the army. My favorite assignment ever. Great food and great people.

  • @sgaidola76
    @sgaidola76 Před 2 měsíci +105

    I love how’s he’s descriptive and animated! 😂
    A true Italian!

  • @tasfixe6031
    @tasfixe6031 Před 2 měsíci +74

    "SPF 30,000" got me the giggles 😂😂😂

    • @johnryder2438
      @johnryder2438 Před 2 měsíci +3

      😅

    • @emanuelemarchisio3818
      @emanuelemarchisio3818 Před 2 měsíci +2

      not sure he was an Italian kid: they would only wear a speedo and one application of tanning lotion :D :D

  • @sarahwalton1758
    @sarahwalton1758 Před 2 měsíci +27

    The Physical comedy is phenomenal. 😆🤣

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 Před měsícem +1

      Even when he does like a Guy shooting a Bow and Arrow.. you can tell he probably never actually did it himself, but he looked into it , or at least Researched it at little or watched some videos, and then made it funny and all his own ...

  • @therollband1290
    @therollband1290 Před 2 měsíci +63

    Italy is amazing. Beautiful people, beautiful language and beautiful culture.

  • @sillieww
    @sillieww Před 2 měsíci +49

    I've seen this guy live, I was short of pissing my pants laughing.

  • @alashea2974
    @alashea2974 Před 2 měsíci +130

    This routine never gets old. It's classic. He is one of the best.❤

    • @joec361
      @joec361 Před 2 měsíci +5

      My favorite stand up, his older material never gets old.

    • @edwinrodeo
      @edwinrodeo Před 2 měsíci

      👍😁

    • @camarofan7254
      @camarofan7254 Před 2 měsíci

      Wow. It's among he lamest things I've ever seen. Patrice O'Neal, John Pinette, Louis CK, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, Sam Kinison, Steven Wright - those are among the best.

  • @hawlikd
    @hawlikd Před 2 měsíci +53

    I SUMMER in my . . . Backyard!

  • @natalieturko4808
    @natalieturko4808 Před 2 měsíci +98

    If you're ever having a bad day, listen to this guy. He's also proof that you don't need to use profanity to be hugely funny!

    • @christinemorris8578
      @christinemorris8578 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Good clean humor is the best.

    • @jenniferlawrence6176
      @jenniferlawrence6176 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He’s great! 😂

    • @ms.laterholmes2890
      @ms.laterholmes2890 Před měsícem +1

      He’s funny been watching him for years. But he does use profanity. He said it twice just in this alone.😂

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham Před měsícem

      Oh shut the fuck with the profanity. Just go on stage and start swearing, see if it gets you any laughs. He uses profanity from time to time, it's just well timed. He actually used it here. Were you on a bathroom break? Sometimes profanity makes the joke better. Even Seinfeld, one of the cleanest comedians of all time known for his clean act, said he had a joke that wasn't funny without the actual swear word, so he gave up on it because he couldn't make it work.
      What is this, clean christian hour special?

    • @billjones1639
      @billjones1639 Před 5 dny

      He’s ok

  • @AA-wc3tw
    @AA-wc3tw Před 2 měsíci +32

    I miss your physical comedy SO MUCH. Your reenactments are HILARIOUS.

  • @LinsksRBLX
    @LinsksRBLX Před měsícem +5

    2:40 this is too accurate yo, I used to swim in pools and ocean and I'd go blind for like a day afterwards 😂

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 Před 2 měsíci +11

    I also summer in my backyard 😂 When my coworkers ask where I'm going for my 2 weeks off a year I always think of this joke.

  • @loubock3238
    @loubock3238 Před 2 měsíci +35

    LOVE Sebastian and LOVE Italy, gorgeous country, it has it all.

  • @robdug7774
    @robdug7774 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Back in 86 went to Disney world in a hotel pool full of 30 kids. I was 5. Ventured into the deeo end and almost drowned. Kids just stared snd the life gard wasnt paying attention. Thats the day i learned how to swim. Gen X. Respect.

  • @b0u1derd4sh9
    @b0u1derd4sh9 Před 2 měsíci +19

    „….Kids are drowning…“😂 I always have to laugh about the image in my head, seeing the Jacuzzi with the huge waves caused by the guy doing the butterfly…😂

  • @diamondlee9034
    @diamondlee9034 Před 2 měsíci +17

    this guy is flippin hilarious, his comedy literally got me thru that $hitshow of year 2020

  • @Arieslove176
    @Arieslove176 Před 2 měsíci +15

    I rewatch these when I’m feeling down and makes me happier every time 😂❤

  • @jayess6318
    @jayess6318 Před 2 měsíci +22

    This man is certifiably crazy.............
    In a good way! 😅

  • @alexsonicz8388
    @alexsonicz8388 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Covered from head to toe with goggles, it's so true ❤😅😊

  • @4zafinc
    @4zafinc Před 2 měsíci +7

    The former tennis player he's talking about here is Mario Ancic, in case anyone's interested

  • @HeyCoachBarbara
    @HeyCoachBarbara Před 12 dny +2

    His delivery is unmatched. And I’m so happy he hasn’t changed over the years. He keeps his material fresh. Good stuff 💗

  • @sarahwalton1758
    @sarahwalton1758 Před 2 měsíci +7

    The kids drowned by the butterfly killed me

  • @user-zv6di7xo5l
    @user-zv6di7xo5l Před 2 měsíci +12

    This guy is priceless. Love him. ❤❤

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I've been to Italy in 1990. It was amazing. Great comedian. Very funny. Thank you.

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Před měsícem +2

    Funniest comic performing today and 100 percent Sicilian-American too!

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Před 2 měsíci +32

    I wish I could come to these tours, but I am broke lol

    • @mrsjackbauer1
      @mrsjackbauer1 Před 2 měsíci +3

      If you are truly broke then how were you able to buy whatever device you wrote that comment on?

    • @IstandonFaith
      @IstandonFaith Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mrsjackbauer1 bro that is 💯💯💯💯 facts

    • @nanettevalencia
      @nanettevalencia Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@mrsjackbauer1 Bought it when he had money

    • @vh8584
      @vh8584 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Me too but we have Bidenomics. I can’t afford to go to a movie let alone watch a great comedian like this!

    • @teenastetic3681
      @teenastetic3681 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Me too hahahaha

  • @elainepalumbo9837
    @elainepalumbo9837 Před 2 měsíci +10

    He is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @marklewen9384
      @marklewen9384 Před měsícem

      Really??? Not funny,nor clever at all...

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents Před 2 měsíci +19

    LOL. Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @nanigkaty63
    @nanigkaty63 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Your great . From a Chicagoan . 🎉🎉

  • @vickypatout5361
    @vickypatout5361 Před 2 měsíci +16

    😂I die every time I watch this, never gets old👏👏👏

    • @camarofan7254
      @camarofan7254 Před 2 měsíci

      In the words of Moe Szyslak, "You're an idiot".

  • @ocskywatch1
    @ocskywatch1 Před 2 měsíci +15

    best physical comedy ever

  • @me2ontube
    @me2ontube Před 2 měsíci +2

    He's definitely 1 of my favorites

  • @jphwife
    @jphwife Před měsícem +1

    Anyone who has been on a swim team of any sort knows that he was spot on about a grown man doing the butterfly in a public pool. 😂

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Před 2 měsíci +3

    Run It Through the garden 😂

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 Před 2 měsíci +5

    He’s a Great Comedian
    💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪

  • @AScrapOfKindness
    @AScrapOfKindness Před 2 měsíci +4

    I once met a magnificent person. She was German, charming, intelligent, physically lovely and very self assured. I said to her "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." to which she responded with a bright smile "Thank you." Decades later I still recall that time and hope she has had a wonderful life.

  • @francesca3813
    @francesca3813 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Priceless & Hilarious....you are the best Sebastian Maniscalco ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @michaelking42
    @michaelking42 Před měsícem +3

    Hilarious, Sebastian, thanks for the laughs! Subscribed.

  • @INTERNA9
    @INTERNA9 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Love it!

  • @evacestaro6186
    @evacestaro6186 Před měsícem +2

    Grazie Sebastian .....
    Ps. Your dad....fantasticooo😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanlanz2344
    @jeanlanz2344 Před měsícem +1

    You're hilarious. Tears rolling down. Please say God's name with reverence. God bless.

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Před 2 měsíci +3

    2:14 SPF 30 thousand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marconbhuide2182
    @marconbhuide2182 Před měsícem +1

    His butterfly looks like his greyhound. 😅

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker2004 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Where do you summer? Yep.

  • @debishaw9355
    @debishaw9355 Před měsícem +1

    This guy is so good!

  • @catherinetozzi8056
    @catherinetozzi8056 Před 2 měsíci +3

    HE CAN TELL IT AND ACT IT OUT. HES A WALKING MOVIE! 👍😀👺

  • @holymolar
    @holymolar Před 2 měsíci +9

    He has a Tuesday pod cast with Pete called the Pete and Sebastian show, over 550 episodes of hilarity. Start with #466 .

  • @Bella-zh1me
    @Bella-zh1me Před 12 dny

    Hilarious. Most of us can relate if you were born before 1980 😂. Being italian doesnt hurt. His delivery is priceless.

  • @francinebarr1204
    @francinebarr1204 Před 2 měsíci +3

    ❤ Love You 😘

  • @user-rb1yf4he9q
    @user-rb1yf4he9q Před 7 dny

    I like the combo of physical and verbal comedy

  • @christopherton
    @christopherton Před 2 měsíci +3

    Sounds like he’s describing the guy from Couples Retreat

  • @platero814
    @platero814 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Genius

  • @StevesSlideandJazz
    @StevesSlideandJazz Před 2 měsíci +3

    He got clipped in “The Irishman” at the clam house.

  • @ckelly5141
    @ckelly5141 Před 2 měsíci +2

    2:23 Great mime Seb. 👍😝

  • @stellawhite1663
    @stellawhite1663 Před 2 měsíci

    Erik will love this!

  • @beccalove8791
    @beccalove8791 Před měsícem

    Hw loves the details

  • @Johnnytotal
    @Johnnytotal Před 2 měsíci +8

    Week of the year, in Sweden it’s 5 weeks with pay. It’s called socialism, but you can take longer vaccation if you want to.

  • @terni12masfusion
    @terni12masfusion Před 2 měsíci +2

    Buongiorno Signor Maniscalco, mi sa dire quando andra' in onda il suo prossimo show? Auguri!!!

  • @Le_JYT
    @Le_JYT Před 2 měsíci +7

    W greatest comedian ever

  • @stemtostern7611
    @stemtostern7611 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the laugh! New SUB!

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Před 2 měsíci

    I would love to see the reaction of the crowd in Tuscany. Sure, Sebastian is way OTT, but some of his reactions would fit right in with the expressive Italian approach to life.

  • @annerodgers8529
    @annerodgers8529 Před 2 měsíci +2

    👋🙏👍❤️

  • @simonebranca1972
    @simonebranca1972 Před 2 měsíci +4

    when where? damn I've missed the show

  • @bobareeniobobareenio2935
    @bobareeniobobareenio2935 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sebastian Maniscalco has a net worth of 35 million. . Which I’m proud of him for working so hard to earn that . HOWEVER< I don’t like it when these guys make believe they have no idea about vacations and such .Everyone loves George Carlin, but he was always bashing rich people and golf and all that . In the meantime, I saw him after a show: A guy came over and patted the sweat off of his brow. Another guy put his jacket on him. And another held an umbrella in the rain to his waiting LIMO. . And he had way over 10 million dollars. . . ~~~

  • @raymondperez2972
    @raymondperez2972 Před 2 měsíci +6

    👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @johnconway9882
    @johnconway9882 Před 2 měsíci +19

    This segment was not titled properly. Its title is deceptive. Its less about Italy and more about serious swimmers. Would've liked to have heard about differences between Italian-Americans (who refer to themselves as "Italian"), and real Italians living in Italy.

    • @sandiperri9946
      @sandiperri9946 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Wow I never thought I was a fake Italian lol

    • @vibrissasotto
      @vibrissasotto Před 2 měsíci

      Tbh many Italian men favour the butterfly as a swimming style - bit of a nuisance but most of them are primadonnas and don't really care 😑

    • @peted2770
      @peted2770 Před měsícem +1

      @@sandiperri9946 A good friend of mine was from Ireland. We would go to a local bar that was populated with Irish who came directly from Ireland. That's where I learned that they refer to American Irish as Plastic Paddies. It's probably the same thing with the Italians.

    • @terikilday2505
      @terikilday2505 Před měsícem

      Well, please tell your friend that us "plastic paddies" are proud of our heritage & he should wish to be here ... where there is sunshine !!

    • @peted2770
      @peted2770 Před měsícem

      @@terikilday2505 I would love to talk with him again, but he died a few years ago. He was truly one of the most kind-hearted men I've ever known.

  • @steveharding8965
    @steveharding8965 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Seb has a man crush on this guy.

  • @LindseyMCruz
    @LindseyMCruz Před 2 měsíci +4

    😂😂😂😂

  • @joycejean-baptiste4355
    @joycejean-baptiste4355 Před měsícem +1

    The kids wanted to be Jacques Cousteau.

  • @pennwoman
    @pennwoman Před 2 měsíci +1

    lol 😂

  • @Illuminationdivinecreation33

    444k views 🎉

  • @stevenhochman1
    @stevenhochman1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    He is great but the older stuff much funnier

  • @Jules-dn9jl
    @Jules-dn9jl Před 18 dny

    I see you left off Adelaide, South Australia, on your tour dates..... Next time, ok?

  • @DancingGuru113
    @DancingGuru113 Před měsícem +1

    You don’t summer in Tuscany???

  • @staciefourroux7888
    @staciefourroux7888 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I can't stop peeing my pants....this is my cousin GAR!!!! LOL...Capece that's GAR CAPECE whya got a problem wit it!? hahaaaa

  • @elvispleho5777
    @elvispleho5777 Před 2 měsíci +1

    SPF 30.000

  • @DearestThree3
    @DearestThree3 Před 2 měsíci +5

    😂👏👏👏🤣🏊‍♀️🥽

  • @alshankman7937
    @alshankman7937 Před měsícem

    Chitalian

  • @Faith.is.Awake.notwoke
    @Faith.is.Awake.notwoke Před 2 měsíci

    Weird shirt 🤔

  • @StreetLethalRacing
    @StreetLethalRacing Před 6 dny +1

    This man is not Italian, though I’m sure his last few generations lived in Italy. You can tell by his facial structure he is Arab, and more than likely his bloodline includes the Moors. Not to mention he is extremely feminine, look at his body movement. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was really gay… despite being married.

  • @FLORIDIANMILLIONAIRE
    @FLORIDIANMILLIONAIRE Před měsícem

    I was in Italy to see things done by Leonardo Da Vinci found a few things, very little hardly one thing was there that was actually really done by his own hands ,then I wanted to eat ziti with broccoli didn't find a single place in duomo that had broccoli. Few chefs in the restaurants told me that best broccoli is in Napoli so I flew to Napoli nothing there no broccoli with fresh pasta finally I came back to states and had broccoli with ziti game over.

  • @Superator69
    @Superator69 Před 2 měsíci +4

    😂 Kinda sounds like he's a swinger. What are you looking at other couples for?

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 Před 2 měsíci +3

      As you can see this wasn’t any ordinary couple. They were sensational 😏

  • @user-sg8ik7zw7h
    @user-sg8ik7zw7h Před 2 měsíci

    boring

  • @camarofan7254
    @camarofan7254 Před 2 měsíci

    Most of the comics Joe Rogan likes are mediocrities, like this guy. I've yet to see a funny clip from him. And in general comics who act things out the way he does come off as REALLY desperate and needy. Dude, you're trying too hard.

  • @bakinka
    @bakinka Před 2 měsíci

    Overacting overdoing. Not funny at all

  • @peteronister1488
    @peteronister1488 Před 13 dny

    Sorry but, I don’t find this guy funny. Why is the audience laughing?

  • @Imonlysleeping-kt7fv
    @Imonlysleeping-kt7fv Před 2 měsíci

    Wgo dresses this guy . He always looks ridiculous

  • @robinhallett-yc3hw
    @robinhallett-yc3hw Před 2 měsíci +2

    I don't think S.M. is that funny. To me he seens to try too hard and gets overhyped. There are many funnier comedians out there: Jim Gaffigan, Kathleen Madigan, Nate Bergetzi, Wanda Sykes, Steve Harvey, and the one and only true comedic icon, Jerry Seinfeld!! 😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-ky4qk
      @JohnDoe-ky4qk Před 2 měsíci +7

      Seinfeld is the most unfunny comedian out there. Did you miss the humor update?

    • @freshfreenlovinit
      @freshfreenlovinit Před 2 měsíci +7

      I think he's hilarious because he talks about true events and puts his spin on them.

    • @nanettevalencia
      @nanettevalencia Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@JohnDoe-ky4qk I like the show Seinfeld, but I've never laughed at his stand up routine

    • @DesertlizzyThe
      @DesertlizzyThe Před 2 měsíci +3

      Best was George Carlin...RIP. SM is Animated humor...love it. Or not. He Cracks me up! 😂😅😊

    • @DesertlizzyThe
      @DesertlizzyThe Před 2 měsíci +2

      Like Seinfeld Show but it's his supporting actors that make the show. I don't laugh at Seinfeld humor. Not funny.

  • @adm2266
    @adm2266 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Not funny. He always does safe comedy and makes a lot of facial expression and stereotypes. What’s with the bulletproof vest anyway?

    • @derekboland5290
      @derekboland5290 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Oh ya how much money have you made from your stand up comedy tour ? Loser lol

    • @thecoach11
      @thecoach11 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yet you’re here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @johnde2754
    @johnde2754 Před 2 měsíci

    This guy has "physical comedy" OVERload. It gets phriggin' boring real fast. 💤. 🛌. 💤. 🤔

  • @twinstickpete
    @twinstickpete Před 2 měsíci +5

    Genius

  • @user-qm8bc4bu1t
    @user-qm8bc4bu1t Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂