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That was a windy tear 😂

This is a male version of me 😂

This man is not Italian, though I’m sure his last few generations lived in Italy. You can tell by his facial structure he is Arab, and more than likely his bloodline includes the Moors. Not to mention he is extremely feminine, look at his body movement. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was really gay… despite being married.

There was not a soul that was a bigger fan of Creed than myself....until Scott fell off the wagon and just laid in the dirt and watched the wagon leave him in the dust..Still say one of the better late 90's bands there was...hopefully he has just one wish, one demand, greet the world with arms wide open...should have been sber on a suday morning banging, no time for booze, ain't got no time

Fear Mongering is the name - gross over inflation of death by Covid numbers, excuse to hit healthy people with the “clot shot” and a means to mark up any and Every last product we the people pay for in life! Absolutely Disgusting... when will it end? Vote Republican Now!!!

What about the flu, hep and measles fee? This should NOT be happening! Good grief!

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Sebastian and Pete: if I heard either of you are selling spatulas . . . I'd have to start therapy.

Hey Sebastian, I hope you schedule some time off. All work and no play . . .

Its Petey and Sebastian hangin!!! yaye🕊 episodes like this we will all watch every minute of the hour and beyond. It really provides so many..and you guys too...such value. The grassroots old school way is simply best. God Bless†♡always.

A dog walker used to be little sally down the street.. if it’s a professional business and they wanted to cover all expenses and be profitable then they could call it a minimum trip charge.. but I wouldn’t go out of my way and call it an “Uber fee” that sounds extremely unprofessional.

Should be AT LEAST in the top 10 - what the hell are people listening to? My bedtime ritual - 🧡🧡🧡🧡

Sebastian, you're a great standup, but you suck at podcasting. Why do you do this to yourself every week? So Pete can earn a check instead of just giving him money?? Why?

Did you just rape someone?

All jokes aside , nice jacket 👍👍

📣📣Pete, everything starts with you! You need to understand the POWER of your gift to make people laugh! Stop underestimating your talent! That wannabe Betty Crocker should have never had the gall to think he could sell frying pans in YOUR lobby! Everything starts with you. Regulate that craziness next time. Take no prisoners. This is your life and what you WORK for day in and day out. Everything starts with YOU. Much love bro.

My thoughts are it's up to the individuals involved. If you don't want to pay for thier transportation then don't hire they person to begin with.

The "Pulling a Pete" stories have always been the best thing about The Cast.

Would love to hear the diving instructor version of this story on the Cast

Sebastian, I’m sorry your Dad’s visit was not the way you hoped it would be. I can relate, being 75 myself & it’s not that we think we know better than others, I think it’s the fact that we know our time is limited & it makes us angry & grumpy therefore it carries over to all aspects of our life. We look in the mirror & don’t like what we see, we sometimes can’t relate to the younger generation because they speak in terms we’re not familiar with so we feel left out. It’s all very scary to be facing mortality a little closer everyday. Please don’t take his negativity personally. It’s not you he’s frustrated with, it’s old age. I’m sure he is very proud of you & so thankful for the times he gets to spend with you & your family. It’s hard being old. 😢

What if the title of a episode was “AAD-DA-FUU”

Yeah we weren't that generation never had an imaginary friend some of our friends we wish would have been imaginary but nah we didn't have any

36 minutes?? How much did you cut out?? 😠 😡 😤

Real Classy Jesus joke Pete. You’re classless. Unfollowing.

❤good Dad .Pete

If you are a dog walker, you need to get there on your own. So that means you have to have your own car like everyone else that gets to their job. Uber is on you fool!

I would need to walk the dog myself, or find an in-state walker. Don't they walk for a living regardless?

I know what Sebastian means, like old people can get crachety and it's like they get pleasure out of being negative and nothing pleasing them. Like appreciate the experience and be grateful for the handcrafted olive oil. I get that. To Pete's point about the wooden spoon guy- yes a bad opener does reflect on you.. def. vet people. BUT when it comes to merch, most is printed on shirts made in horrible sweat factories in asia using fabric made from raw materials picked by near slave labor or using damaging mechanized agriculture so in a way the handmade wood crafts are innovative. Just- rather than a spatula make a different keepsake maybe engraved with his name or his logo. That would be special. The kitchenware belongs at the farmer's market not a comedy club for sure lol.. ♡

Don't you dare keep this 1/2 hour format. Trying all this different shit to get the cast in the top 100.

I love cookware but if I saw it being sold at a comedy show I would think that's part of a joke! It ain't right!

TOP 100!!

William Hurt was Hillarious in I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. Started Kevin Kline & Tracy Ulman. Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix were in it too. Based on a true story about Italian man who cheated on his wife. Must see❤😂

Holy flea market! I was at the show where the guy was selling spatulas (cookware). Not a good look but Pete was hilarious😅

*Im just a man, and im doin what men used to do*

You know what ain’t right. 3 years ago we were going to go see your show. We had to show proof of vaccine or a negative covid test to get in your show. This was in Vegas. We really wanted to see your show as you are one of our favorite comedians. I thought that wasn’t right and we didn’t buy the tickets.

you are 1000000% right Pete .

You know what “Ain’t Right?” That P & S only have 8.8k views in 11 hours! Maybe watch an episode of Tim Dillion or Chrissy Chaos…we want to hear what everyone is thinking but is to afraid to say!!! Go Big or “Shut it down” 🤩

36 min...short tonight. Pete stick up for Sadie- some of these coaches need to remember you are paying them.

My kids never took diving lessons but just thinking out loud maybe reverse dive is more of dangerous dive n too many kids in pool ? Again not sure of specifics in diving school or what goes on at practice.

I can’t even imagine what the cuisine is even like in Italy. The freshness and skill, not to mention how just a few ingredients can taste so good. I would come home and live depressed forever😂😂

Good Times!

My father always got Omaha steaks for meat and sea bear for fish👍👍💯🔥

Difference between Seb and Pete? Pete don't take no shit.

Exactly well put

It’s bullshit I say the same crap it’s honestly robbery I don’t give a crap about small business etc also I hate tipping everyone expects 25 percent since Covid and most are stoned kids serving

We got a joint here in Mendota MN that lists a Covid Recovery Fee on its menus now. Soon as I saw it we stopped going there. Figure out a way to roll it into the price, we all got hosed by Covid, don't tell me I'm taking it deep simply by visiting your establishment.....

Watch his first, I think, special called “aren’t you embarrassed”... I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in my entire life! It’s pure genius stuff 👍🏼

Pete was right about the dive. The kid wasn't getting a chance. The instructor was single minded where Sadie was concerned. He should file a complaint about him only if Sadie wants to be on the team again.

Hoping to get to see Pete at the stress factory in CT next week. BTW, I'd like to reserve a spoon😅