Checking In at the Airport | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?
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"does anyone know what 2 pounds is they're gonna charge me 8000 dollars" IM HOWLING
"I don't know what 2 pounds is" might be the best delivered line of the year in comedy.
Yes, and the "does anybody know what two pounds is?" I think I've done that and everyone just looks at you as if you're insane, which admittedly at that point in the airport process I probably was.
That was a great bit
Their gonna charge me an extra $8,000
right...and where are u gonna put it do with it
This is one of many. He is priceless. It’s all going on the same plane!!
I woke up on Christmas Day alone and bitter...opened my iPad to this guy, and for a few minutes I laughed and was happy. Thanks Sebastian.
Hello, I hope you are feeling better !
Gabes Petit (Loud, hand held whistle, being blown, to be heard over the (1mc) intercom system)""Now hear this!" "Now hear this". Effective immediately, your are to view at least two of these videos, three times a day. They are to be viewed either before, during or after each meal, To ensure that no foreign object exits your mouth, with the possibility of impacting, furniture or walls, do not, I repeat, do not view any of these videos with food and/or liquid in said oral orifice. You will repeat this process daily, without fail. You will smile, laugh, feel better and be enveloped with unmitigated happiness. This is "your mission" and task to do daily, even on Christmas Day:). You have a fine day today and a better day tomorrow. "That is all", Gabe Petit :).
Gabes Petit sitting in ICU and needed this. I hope your Christmas is better!!
Are you alone still?
Gabes Petit Hi there! Have a wonderful 2019!🌟✨
from the way he pronounces his words to his gestures this dude is hilarious!!!
+Anthony Reynoso (KiNG-BEAR) I'd love to meet him in person. I wonder how much he's like this in person versus this being his stage persona.
Jaqen me too, I wanna see him live
Anthony Reynoso Just looked up some interviews and he has a bit of the accent but is much less eccentric. In person he's great though I definitely felt like part of the audience wasn't into it.
+Anthony Reynoso (KiNG-BEAR) Brooklyn
He must have been raised in Brooklyn then
“It’s still going on the plane.” That’s actually a great point lol
It's not so much about that it goes on the plane. It's about "where" it goes.
Nate M.
You need to consider the guy who is going to take care of luggages
You don’t want to break his back bones
@@muntahayacoub7724 so you're saying when you pay extra for the bags the guy takes the money?!!
muhanned700
No, they forced everyone to limit the weight. Everyone all most will not pay extra charge, and will choose to restrict with 23 Lb
So their goal is not to take the money from passengers to labor, no no.
Their goal is to stop passengers from exceeding their luggage’s weight
symphonyjade the location of a few pounds has no significance on a large aircraft (or even a few thousand). It’s a revenue issue.
My sock is gonna take the plane into the Pacific! lol
THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!
😂😂😂
😂🤣
That part got me laughing out loud for some reason 🤣
I cracked up on that too
The way he did the machine gun gesture i lost it
yea you didnt know? "machine guns" arr totally pump action
It's not a pump dummy
Ditto
My family and I watched this and we all bursted out laughing to the point of tears by how he gestured the machine gun and laptop guy
@@itsnotatoober 🤣🤣🤣
this is real comedy.. you don't need to have constant sex jokes and 'language' to be funny. but this has real talent and genuinely makes me laugh
Storm Pooper exactly! I’m laughing uncontrollably. I should not have watched this in the library. What was I thinking?
uhm...he use foul language all the time. Go see one of his shows.
czcams.com/video/GUY5p9k8TAc/video.html
@Christine Jones Lmao. You're afraid to even spell the word correctly. That's so adorable.
Richard Richardson: Thank you, jeez, some people yo...and there dumb bias, one track minded opinions...
Ordinary situations and human nature. Hilarious.
I am very Sicilian,and all this guy does is recap my day and remind me of all the stupid things I saw and no one else noticed 🇮🇹 love this guy🤣
I’m not Sicilian but I also noticed the same thing
I'm not sicilian and i noticed everything
"TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS...." Lmaooooooo... I can't tell you how hard I laughed when he said this because it's true.....
The Honeymoon
Mark Elezaj It was the stumble across the stage with the wobbling head that killed me. I laugh myself into a coughing wheezing fit every time I see that and replay it like 10 times
I KNOW THE GUY AT THE AIRPORT HES TALKING ABOUT IN CHICAGO.....ITS GOTTA BE THE SAME GUY CAUSE THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I SAW!!!!..LMFAO!!!!!
I died right there
Kascha K yeah, so freakin funny! Deceasemaker!!
"TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP!! YOUR LIQUIDS, YOUR CREAM'S YOUR GELS!” Hahahahahahaha Sebastian is hilarious
Love that part
"Have you seen our first line of defense?" 03:03
LOL! I'm dead! So funny!
"Have you seen our first line of defen -" He can't even finish the word!
I like how he came out with a random exact number.. 187 people.. Lol
I know this sounds nuts, but every time when I’m lining up at check in, I feel like there are about 187 ppl there, give or take.
Probably had murder on his mind
It's a very Italian thing
Notice he said it like it's supposed to be read "one-hundred eighty-seven" instead of "one-eight-seven" as in a certain Snoop song
That number ain't random🤨.
“The guy behind me is 500 pounds and that doesn’t matter!” Love
wow i just discovered him. such an amazing comedian. to be this clean and funny is soo rare nowdays! really talented.
FrankValchiria SOLID GOLD
I mean he isn't clean all the time, but at least he isn't saying shit and fuck every 5 seconds.
See also: Brian Regan
Yes I laughed so hard I was crying. Talented comedian.
What does it matter if a comedian cusses or talks about sex? It’s your own hang ups that you are uncomfortable with. You have been taught that certain things are wrong but they really aren’t. We’ll adjusted people both young and old can handle words even when they are sexual. Teach young people about sex and what words mean and stop passing on your religious none sense onto children and harming them. They are just words grow up.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA....
"Now like an idiot I gotta open up my bag infront of 187 people..."
He takes the comedy to a new level.
I LOVE him!!
BeautyLilya lol yea he's Awsome 😂😂😂😂
BeautyLilya
BeautyLilya classic lol
BeautyLilyaa physical comedy? You should see Lee Evans from England! He was in there's something About Mary etc 🇬🇧 v funny! 💯
Youre overthinking this. Its funny but that was the least funny part. Im pretty sure everyone has said those words before. No one likes to open their bag at the front of the ticket line while everyones watching. Those are cheap “I do that too” laughs. Comedians normally try not to take the easy low-hanging fruit. Like when a comedian uses your city name to make a generic joke.
“How you doing miami, i was driving down a1a and you guys have some crazy drivers”
Everyone in the audience thinks “omg i know that road and we do have crazy drivers!!”
The comedian uses the joke everywhere but people get connected to the small details and laugh. Just being the smallest bit relatable draws the idiots in for a laugh.
Comedian: “damn chicago, you guys know how to drink out here”
Audience: “wooo woooo, hell yeah we do drink alot!!!”
Comedian: “i just drove downtown and saw 4 guys fucking while taking shots”
Audience: “omg our downtown does have bars and people ARE crazy drunk here! Haha hes right! Woooo wooooooo”
"Does anybody know what 2 lbs. is?"
"They're gonna charge me an extra $8,000"
🤣
His body language takes everything up a notch. lol
I laughed my ass off when he described our "first line of defense" at the airport.
+Joseph Teper Dude that was MONEY. I lost it right at my desk at work.
Yeah that was hilarious and right on point.
+Milo Cooper loool imy watching this at work too
Take out your laptops... I literally LOL'd uncontrollably for 3 minutes
+Timmy2x your liquids, your creams, your gels Lmao I was on the beach listening to this I was laughing so hard everybody started starring at me lmfao
i almost peed my pants watching him impersonate the TSA guy!!! omg!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
"Have you seen our first line of defense?" ROFLMAOPMP!!!
This guys physique is insane.
I know!!! Eye Candy. screw snickers ...
The stage is his gym. You see the way he moves around up there? Seems quite a workout.
He looks basic I'm not sure what you see here.
He’s just skinny
He has got the whole package, especially no swearing/cussing like most comedians. 👍🙋♀️🇦🇺
What is wrong with cursing?
@@m.draven477 I don't mind cursing if it's done to effect, like Chris Rock and George Carlin. But some comedians sound lazy and just try to curse to get the laughs.
And Sebastian curses. It's just not perfusley
He doesn't need to. His material
Does nt require it. Go see him live you all see what I mean
He cusses occasionally but it's rare
He cusses when he talks about the teal pumpkin but ... it's warranted and funny
The way he says people is amazing
Cannot. Stop. Laughing. "My sock is going to take the plane into the Pacific" LOL. Hilarious.
+Gail Fleming I was lmao at the sock thing
+Njderig Thanks for letting us know.
Every time I go through security, I cant help but think of this and snicker. Spot on. Thanks for the laughs.
he's a character!! an animated character. i love it!
This extra 2 pounds is going to cost me 8 thousand dollars lmfaoo
I L O V E this guy!! His body language, voice tone and facial expressions are EVERYTHING!! I haven't laughed like this in awhile. Of course I had to go to CZcams to see ALL!! Bless you Sebastian for doing what u do!
Man he fucken nailed it with the TSA at Chicago 😂 hilarious
“My sock is going to take the plane into the Pacific!” 😂😂
I admire his full presence and commitment to the art of stand up comedy. Every ounce of him is focused on creating the best show possible. Clean and funny, he is one of the most under appreciated comics for his level of talent. I hope he blows up and gets the recognition he deserves very soon.
Just stumbled on to this cat, very funny!
verified and no comments? hmmm
Where's the cat?
Same here. I just discovered him on Pandora.
This has got to be one of THE funniest pieces of stand up I have ever seen. In tears
Gold, pure gold.
“The guy behind me is 500 pounds, that doesn’t matter??” 😂
the guy behind me is 500 lbs that doesn’t matter!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sebastian the GOAT
"Take out your laptop!" [DORK]
LOL!!
Take out your laptops... I laughed my ass off
lol
Your liquids, your creams, your gels!!!! ---> lmao
This guy is Italian kramer
Cosmo Curnow I had the same impression concerning the TSA.
Wow Cosmo Curnow! I never put that together but you're right!! Lol
He reminds me of Adam Sandler. Maybe it’s the voice.
@@stevetilk4926 you're joking right?
JJ Ryan it’s the voice. Im not saying he’s a copy. AS isn’t funny! Sebastian is hilarious and I appreciate his story telling and wit. I think it’s the sound of his voice or vocal inflections that remind me of AS.
This guy makes me truly laugh! Truly funny with no vulgarity. I have experienced a number of the same frustrations. A lot that I haven't I have wondered about! The Airport security killed me! I absolutely love this guy!
Hi
I have a flight in a few hours from Ohare to Vegas and I have to watch this before and I'm going to crack up so hard when I hear "TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS... YOUR LIQUIDS, GELS" hahahhaha I'll probably be randomly selected
When he starts doing the TSA guy "Take out your laptops..." I lose it!! I've watched this 7 times and it gets better each time!
The level of relatability is off the damn charts. 😂😂😂
OMG I CRIED, LAUGHED, PEED, and FARTED... so funny!
Freedom Justice lol
Comic genius!! My family is Italian, so I can relate....his expressions and body language are hysterical!!!
sold out, sold ou,t sold out ......sold out .....EVERYWHERE! and well deserved to be so....the best acts ever.
He is just an all-around laugh-out-loud funny guy. What a breath of fresh air. Not throwing around the F word every second....talking about stuff we can all relate to....and his cadence and gestures are hysterical!
I've learned my lesson..ill never eat while watching this guy
All military:
Neat
Hat...
MACHINE GunnNN...
Have you seen our first line of defense..?
Hilarious! His expressions alone are priceless...hahaha..thanks for posting
2:44
I've been all over the world: Egypt, Lebanon, Beirut...
Wait a minute...
lol finally someone else who notice
“It’s still going on the plane” 😭😭😭😭
Tears! I can't even breathe!
I know - he makes you laugh/cry!
funniest man alive !!!
I've never genuinely laughed this hard at a standup comedian just doing his thing. This man is hilarious I think I may need my inhaler its 2am here and I'm screammmmmmmmiinngggggg
Sebastian Maniscalco, the one who tells it like it is... just GENIUS!!
His peeling cash at the hip is always hilarious.
love your mannerisms and laughter in all of everyday situations and people
Comedy always helps me through tough times.... Heartbroken today... In need of some laughter...
Love his accent!!💋
Yes I agree totally! Those facial expressions are golden! Makes me laugh so hard, tears come. And everything he talks about is so easy to relate. We love you! Please do more!
Where has this guy been all my life? Haven't laughed this hard at a comedian since Patrice O'Neal. Freaking hilarious mixture of A++++ material and physical comedy. Sebastian Maniscalco is the best kept secret in comedy as far as I'm concerned. Sides are still hurting...
Sebastian maniscalco and Bill Burr are my favorite comedians!
Add Brian Reagan to the list :)
Same!
I love this guy, he's the funniest comedian ever! He talks about real life. And he's funny without talking dirty or nasty. This guy is good
I believe he will always be on the Top !!!
"the guy behind me is 500 pounds, that doesn't matter?" LOL!!!
sabastian his the funniest comedian ever.gotta see him in person.
This cracked me up because its so true...
He is so funny...i am in tears watching him. He is so good!
3:12 Take out your laptop!😂😂😂 Funniest impression ever
just discovered this guy, comedy is back....love this guy!
Cathy Radabaugh Is "back"? When did Louis CK die?
One of my favorite all time comedians...this bit is hilarious and spot on. 😂
Lmfaoooooooooo pure talent please make alot of dvds.
OMG...I've never laughed so hard...I have to see you live!
This exactly what happened to be yesterday at JFK lmao
"My daughter is in the 2nd grade, she reads at a 4th grade level". "Who gives a shit?" Busted a gut at this one, because we've all done that!
????
Bizzaro500 did we have to be there or was that another skit?
🙎🏻♀️🙎🏻♀️🙎🏻♀️
OMG! I think I am going to bust a flipping gut! LMAO!! "Pull out your lap tops!"
Airport security is no laughing matter but the way Sebastian portrays the security at the airport it's just too much!! Keep it up Sebastian. Your one heck of a comedian.
This guy is hilarious
OMFG I AM SUCH A FAN OF HIS EXPRESSION OF ACTUAL FEELINGS OF PEOPLE IN HEART
LOVE THAT REALITY OF EXAGGERATION
Am I the only one here loving that sweater?
The V neck! The sheen!
Omg
Pee your pants laughter, he's great, all his vids are awesome, brings back tons of memories of growing up in my VERY Sicilian family, lol.
He must have been so funny as a kid too!
And with mafioso
You are the best Sebastian! Greetings from germany!
Looking forward to New Year 2015 in Berlin my friend :) Wish you a Merry Christmas!
The way he said “where do you want me to put this?”, was perfect.
This is my kind of humor. I have traveled a lot in my days and these jokes are accurate, clean, and well accurate. This guy deserves a 10 out of 10.
"Have you seen our first line of defense"???? rmmfao
What makes it so funny is that it’s absolutely true.
I love this guy, he's friggin hilarious. He doesn't have to talk nasty or curse every breath. I can watch his shows over and over and and i never get tired of them 👍🤣
I hadn't really laughed in a long time after the passing of my sister and dad. One evening my husband was watching this guy and I heard him from the other room. I came in the room and started to watch this fellow Sicilian. I laughed so hard and so much my stomach was hurting! His facial expressions, vocals and mannerisms take comedy to a whole other level. Thanks Sabastian for the making me laugh.
I suddenly have a growing respect for the security at the airports in India after watching this.
Nope! I take my words back. It's even worse here.
great stand up... I've seen you twice in West Palm Beach FL.... both great performances
I have never seen a negative comment on any of this guys clips and it's well deserved. He is always on point. Best in the world right now. Shame I didnt hear about him sooner. Only heard of him in 2015. Hes been around since 1996. What a shame. GOAT
His body language is just priceless
3:23 that was the best gesture, fucking hilarious
This guy is fantastic. Truly hilarious.
One of the best if not THE best comedians!
Sebastian I absolutely adore you. I worked at Four Seasons Hotel with you a long time ago, you were a lounge server, me a cook and you were hilarious. Im so proud of you for making it big. your skits are freekin so funny I almost pee my pants
This is my favorite video!
This is the funniest thing i've seen in such a long time. This guy is my new favorite!
+alonsosa1 I agree I discovered him accidentally and I love him, he is so funny!
Been to O'Hare *once* and I'm so glad I was flying in...not out.
This is one of my favorite skits! Lol he called it 100%. I can't stand the attitude sometimes at the security lines, and now the masks which muffles what they say as you go through the check points which complicates it even more.
My head almost popped off from ROFL when he got to the TSA part 😂