Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show

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  • čas přidán 24. 01. 2012
  • Thanks to Jay Leno and The Tonight Show for having me on!
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  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 Před 4 lety +357

    "Lick the plate......take the wasabi home." 😂😂😂

    • @mitzysmith8850
      @mitzysmith8850 Před 4 lety +4

      This whole set was solid!!!

    • @pitchblack.nemesis
      @pitchblack.nemesis Před 3 lety +9

      Steal something..
      Take some flatware home.. come on !

    • @eagleeye2300
      @eagleeye2300 Před 2 lety +1

      What a great mind, because he's so random. And so good looking, which he knows, but why not. It's a fact.

    • @raymondlin8728
      @raymondlin8728 Před rokem

      That what we say at hotels. Take the towel, the soap, the sheets, pillowcase, batteries from the TV remote, silverware, the light bulbs,

  • @brianharder7714
    @brianharder7714 Před 4 lety +53

    The physicality of his delivery and vocal range is what sets him apart. Genius.

  • @johnwmcmahon
    @johnwmcmahon Před 4 lety +316

    Can’t believe I just discovered this guy. He’s fantastic.

    • @berengereful
      @berengereful Před 4 lety +12

      johnwmcmahon
      Same, he is hilarious.
      I am addicted.

    • @JanetHamm1961
      @JanetHamm1961 Před 4 lety +6

      Me too!!!

    • @DanBarracuda
      @DanBarracuda Před 4 lety +2

      He really is, me too

    • @liteyagami6480
      @liteyagami6480 Před 3 lety +6

      Me too haha! Discovered him an hour ago already watched a bunch of his clips, holy shit this guy is awesome!

    • @toyas400
      @toyas400 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm wayyyyy late.. been binge watching him all week

  • @panziniman
    @panziniman Před 3 lety +5

    You get a black coffee and go to work! 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @oak8891
    @oak8891 Před 8 lety +646

    Sebastian's timing is masterful

    • @connormurphy7873
      @connormurphy7873 Před 4 lety +8

      The pause before he goes "What?" to the coffee order was masterful.

    • @joeygonzo
      @joeygonzo Před 4 lety +6

      his facial expressions and body language are perfect too

    • @JustJefferson
      @JustJefferson Před 2 lety

      Absolutely. It’s actually an art form. It separates a great comedian from someone just telling jokes.

  • @clairepatton6880
    @clairepatton6880 Před 4 lety +546

    I’m still watching this guy in February 2020. He never gets old, he’s still angry with the world.😃

  • @lydiaquinn2892
    @lydiaquinn2892 Před 4 lety +122

    I can’t get enough of his comedy. He’s the funniest man in America

    • @kathleencooney2798
      @kathleencooney2798 Před 2 lety +1

      Gotta see this guy in Pittsburgh...wish I could know when or if he's coming..He's hilarious. Love him

    • @carolinamunozbellini805
      @carolinamunozbellini805 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @reneemartinez9286
      @reneemartinez9286 Před 2 lety

      He sure is! I like the comedians with little or no curse words, ( jim gaffigan is my 2nd favorite)!

    • @lydiaquinn2892
      @lydiaquinn2892 Před 2 lety

      @@reneemartinez9286 I’ll check him out thanks

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule Před rokem

      Just America? This is a CZcams comment thread. You can at least say "the entire known Universe!"

  • @GiGistitches
    @GiGistitches Před 5 lety +343

    take a good look around. we're not coming back here again LOL married 30 years, and I've heard that line before LOL

  • @susannigro9494
    @susannigro9494 Před 9 lety +304

    This guy is great. Imagine making a career out of the everyday truths you see around you. Love it.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist Před 8 lety +9

      +Susan N (ONSITE-YOGA) Isn't that what all comedians do? Make fun of every day situations and shit that happens to us? Love it!

    • @PippaPipster
      @PippaPipster Před 6 lety +6

      Yeah, You just described Seinfeld - and what a massive hit that show was. Comedy imitating life is the funniest.

    • @FL8mileshigh1
      @FL8mileshigh1 Před 4 lety +3

      @@PippaPipster …and George Carlin.

    • @julielucia3930
      @julielucia3930 Před 4 lety +1

      Susan Nigro see!?? He’s so famous right now!!

    • @christophermerritte3176
      @christophermerritte3176 Před 3 lety

      So george carlin

  • @belindabell2
    @belindabell2 Před 5 lety +159

    He makes me crack up with all the faces he makes but it's the timing that's perfect. I normally never laugh at any of these comedians but he is really funny!

  • @BGzGamersVoid
    @BGzGamersVoid Před 6 lety +234

    "what's Trevor going to do?"
    LMFAO!

  • @JimmyJam1125
    @JimmyJam1125 Před 9 lety +357

    He was nervous but what a debut on The Tonight Show.

    • @mr.reality9741
      @mr.reality9741 Před 5 lety +27

      Jimmy JAM I think he stood there and laughed at first in disbelief. When you’re on The Tonight Show, you made it to the mountain top.

    • @botz72
      @botz72 Před 4 lety +15

      Def took him a bit to warm up but once he got in his zone he just kills it

    • @taranova216
      @taranova216 Před 4 lety +20

      I dont think he was nervous.

    • @jimdomi6206
      @jimdomi6206 Před 4 lety +7

      He saw Trevor in the front row

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Před 4 lety +16

      He actually doesn't seem nervous at all to me. Great set.

  • @BarbaraCowdery
    @BarbaraCowdery Před 6 lety +67

    I LOVE him so much. He never fails to make me Laugh!

  • @DeputyBurbank
    @DeputyBurbank Před 5 lety +79

    Watching this in 2019 ...he's the best

  • @shelbyshelby3936
    @shelbyshelby3936 Před 4 lety +68

    I love the look on his face along with how annoyed he gets with people. 🤣 btw, I totally feel the same way! Lol

  • @LifeinaMaze
    @LifeinaMaze Před 9 lety +126

    I was glad to see people love this guy! he is hilarious and animated! great comedian.

    • @greenleavesofsummer9673
      @greenleavesofsummer9673 Před 4 lety +2

      Michael Maze How long has it been since we’ve enjoyed decent hilarious comedy! He’s #1 in my book.

  • @citrine65
    @citrine65 Před 8 lety +501

    Funny, smart and a sharp dresser. Like how he kissed Glenn Close's hand. Charming Italian man.

  • @jcmeromero
    @jcmeromero Před 9 lety +76

    Awesome comedian...... one of the best of our time

  • @mistygreen5335
    @mistygreen5335 Před 8 lety +162

    When he picked up the orange I just lost it 😂😂😂

  • @thunderbolt2145
    @thunderbolt2145 Před 4 lety +32

    "You go get a beer or something that tastes like gasoline" 😄
    "Flip...Flops?" 😆

  • @ShroomFactory
    @ShroomFactory Před 8 lety +382

    one of the best comics today

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 Před 7 lety +7

      Saw him in Orlando last night. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @hqh2owater
      @hqh2owater Před 6 lety

      He steals his jokes from bill burr, or vice-versa.

    • @brendaschmidt5820
      @brendaschmidt5820 Před 6 lety

      ShroomFactory him and Jim jeffries

    • @jeyrome2438
      @jeyrome2438 Před 5 lety

      What a perfect little set to counter the toxic feminism of Gillette...the guy was ahead of his time

  • @salvatoredebella4502
    @salvatoredebella4502 Před 8 lety +712

    Sebastian you are a genius! Keep representing Italians in a good light! Were not all gangsters and chefs. LOL

  • @4partmedia
    @4partmedia Před 4 lety +27

    "Now she starts talking to me. I don't hear a word she says" lmao! Exactly my reaction.. like damn that bill still hurts lol

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 2 lety +1

      A big bill is so loud that you actually can’t hear cos your ears are ringing: discombobulated too! 😆

  • @downtriangle
    @downtriangle Před 9 lety +803

    you get a black coffee, and you go to work!

    • @bropes1773
      @bropes1773 Před 8 lety +2

      DT loll

    • @superbird6176
      @superbird6176 Před 6 lety +2

      Thank you!

    • @lourdesiglesias8468
      @lourdesiglesias8468 Před 6 lety +3

      😂

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 5 lety +14

      Damn right you do. You flip flop sandal wearing loser. And when you drink alcohol you better not fucking try to add anything but ice to it or Sinatra is going to roll in his grave.

    • @vchart
      @vchart Před 5 lety +3

      ❤️ You are a genius 😂

  • @jasminerose7148
    @jasminerose7148 Před 6 lety +48

    "I will sandal slap you!!" 😱😄

  • @axellevp7544
    @axellevp7544 Před 7 lety +39

    Dude is killing it! Got tix to his show in April 2017 in LA! Cannot wait! The accent *slays* me! Dying!.....

    • @gordon4385
      @gordon4385 Před 4 lety

      I wonder where it's from. Certainly not Arlington Heights illinois .

  • @gocygo63
    @gocygo63 Před 7 lety +64

    "...YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD!"

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před 9 lety +120

    Well oiled machine, this guy. Big fan.

    • @cloc77
      @cloc77 Před 5 lety +1

      Perfectly said.

    • @Adam-st4xm
      @Adam-st4xm Před 5 lety +1

      its because he drinks stuff that tastes like gasoline

  • @PCLA7
    @PCLA7 Před 8 lety +79

    A real Italian Job - Slick - Stylish and very very Funny - Belisima ..

  • @Cjga1114
    @Cjga1114 Před 7 lety +39

    This skit is hilarious! I swear i see and think this everyday!

  • @BX0207
    @BX0207 Před 9 lety +346

    He's fantatsic!!!! I really wish this guy goes far in the business.....

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Před 5 lety +31

      Wish granted! He's one of the most successful headlining comics in the US these days. He's selling out all the big theaters.

    • @stevenkovler5133
      @stevenkovler5133 Před 5 lety +19

      He’s now one of the top paid comedians in the world

    • @QuinnBoysTV
      @QuinnBoysTV Před 5 lety +10

      I’m seeing him at a sold out Madison Square Garden on Jan 19th

    • @Anwahs13
      @Anwahs13 Před 5 lety +9

      fast forwards four years and he has :)

    • @BX0207
      @BX0207 Před 4 lety +11

      Lolooo..just saw 204 like on my wishful success for Sebastian..been following jis work since my comment 4 yrs ago.. He's on fire and well deserved....and as funny as ever!!!

  • @leorionj
    @leorionj Před 7 lety +26

    Omg THANK you Sebastian! Men take heed 2017.

  • @LunaWolf29
    @LunaWolf29 Před 4 lety +54

    "I'm gonna sandal slap you..." omg...ROTF
    "This is your rock? This is who you turn to when a mugger jumps out of the bush?" Priceless!
    What happened to the "macho" guys indeed.

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk Před 4 lety +19

    "What's Trevor gonna do? With his flip-flops on? Sippin' on his Frap?"

  • @MizVal
    @MizVal Před 2 lety +2

    "You get a beer or something that tastes like gasoline " priceless

  • @nymiradripp
    @nymiradripp Před 6 lety +127

    You get a black coffee and u go to work !

  • @marlenemacri3822
    @marlenemacri3822 Před 8 lety +20

    this man is the funniest stand up i have seen in many yrs.

  • @garryfletcher5835
    @garryfletcher5835 Před 5 lety +12

    Sebastian is one of the top five guys out today.

  • @iamryoshi177
    @iamryoshi177 Před 8 lety +50

    you ll get a black coffey and you go to work !!!.. LOL

  • @armancz
    @armancz Před 6 lety +131

    Oh I remember this episode on Leno when it aired, especially flip flops thing, even back then I thought this is a breath of fresh air, men were getting frutier by the hour. Today 2/3 of the audience would get offended, get up and flip-flop the fuck outta there😂

  • @sunshine9717
    @sunshine9717 Před 4 lety +9

    You've earned your title Sebastian! You never stopped heading towards your dream. Now you've arrived!

  • @vinnyc1914
    @vinnyc1914 Před 5 lety +392

    148 dislikes. All from guys named “Trevor” 😂

  • @colemcleod941
    @colemcleod941 Před rokem +2

    This guy cracks me up with his lead-ups, in that soft-spoken delivery leading to the priceless expressions that say it all. Priceless

  • @erikshade9123
    @erikshade9123 Před 9 lety +14

    this guys, this guy, he's something

  • @gritsonamission
    @gritsonamission Před 5 lety +9

    "What's Trevor gonna do?" *I die laughing.* Had to go back a bit, so I could hear the rest of the joke. I love his delivery!

  • @Blgarrettfilms
    @Blgarrettfilms Před 8 lety +21

    Sebastian is the greatest! The Pete & Sebastian Show is the best free entertainment going.

  • @mariacee3741
    @mariacee3741 Před 7 lety +26

    Love him! Never fails to make me laugh...

  • @patriciabecker-spellman
    @patriciabecker-spellman Před 4 lety +4

    Quarantine is less somber with Sebastian! :)

  • @MrHeadbanger366
    @MrHeadbanger366 Před 8 lety +323

    He is hilarious, but he's also right.

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 Před 4 lety +9

      The wussification of the male. Thanks for nothing leftists.

    • @wonderwoman5136
      @wonderwoman5136 Před 4 lety +6

      Yea. That’s what makes him sooo funny!!

    • @johnnypunx8682
      @johnnypunx8682 Před 4 lety +2

      Macho men are actually the biggest wusses

    • @hollydayrobert
      @hollydayrobert Před 4 lety +1

      This female agrees too lol

    • @johnnypunx8682
      @johnnypunx8682 Před 4 lety +3

      He actually is right, because the same men who drink gasoline beers and black coffee are too much of a wussy to touch a feminine product. But by all means, let's blame Trevor with the man bun who doesnt have a small dick from spending 8 hrs a day in the gym taking steroids. Ouch

  • @MissHoneyBee24
    @MissHoneyBee24 Před 9 lety +24

    Saw this guy for the first time the other night, Funny Dude!

  • @Tonithenightowl
    @Tonithenightowl Před 4 lety +49

    This guy is a breath of fresh air in the comedy racket, hands down. He's come a long way in 8 yrs. He was also in the movie The Irishman and did very well imho. Very talented man.

  • @RichGordonOfficial
    @RichGordonOfficial Před 4 lety +4

    Great flashback of two kings of comedy!

  • @MatimoreAgain
    @MatimoreAgain Před 7 lety +119

    so classy hand kissing Glen Close

  • @liudizzle
    @liudizzle Před 8 lety +301

    F-L-I-P, F-L-O-P, sandals?!

  • @WillStephen1977
    @WillStephen1977 Před 4 lety +9

    He is awesome I've watched him the last couple of years now I love to see him live I've never seen live stand up comedy I think he would be the perfect first show

  • @SAMSONWALLS
    @SAMSONWALLS Před 5 lety +3

    It is impossible for me to watch this guy and not scream-laugh. IMPOSSIBLE!! He is the best.

  • @mariafurci4987
    @mariafurci4987 Před 7 lety +5

    Gotta be one of the best around....LEGEND!

  • @fortishospitalis3847
    @fortishospitalis3847 Před 5 lety +4

    I love the Italian in this guy lol!

    • @CC_Marauder
      @CC_Marauder Před 5 lety

      That's nothing compared to his father and grandmother that he talks a lot about in his full shows.

  • @mfr54
    @mfr54 Před 7 lety +13

    Love this guy!

  • @c.w.b.5409
    @c.w.b.5409 Před 7 lety +15

    he is just too funny cant get enough

  • @pandian8785
    @pandian8785 Před 9 lety +5

    "What are you thinking", I am on the floor man!

  • @stevied9082
    @stevied9082 Před 6 lety +8

    One of the greats 😂🤣😂

  • @robmlisanti
    @robmlisanti Před 8 lety +11

    love this guy!

  • @joyal77
    @joyal77 Před 5 lety +3

    He's so so good!!! Thanks Vince Vaughn! Not only are you a funny actor but you helped us get another funny guy!

  • @hdb5166
    @hdb5166 Před 4 lety +6

    Eagerly waiting new material. Your style of comedy is much needed, priceless and hilarious. Even if you poke at people eagerly waiting new material. Thank you for making my day far more bearable. 💕😊

    • @rosannaferri3307
      @rosannaferri3307 Před 2 lety

      Grazie sei…bravissimo! Complimenti, you are 👍🏻

  • @samuelamare3080
    @samuelamare3080 Před 4 lety +3

    Men drinking Apple Martinis was the proverbial crack on the 'masculinity wall'!

  • @SocialStudiess
    @SocialStudiess Před 4 lety +1

    I'm in tears after "Toes so long they got knuckles on 'em? You gotta hand on your foot? SOCK IT!" Hahahahahahahaha!!!

  • @roarthur5307
    @roarthur5307 Před 3 lety +2

    He is the master of all comedy. The king of comedy of all time!!!!

  • @bridgette224
    @bridgette224 Před 5 lety +7

    Flawless set! Been following him since 2007- hilarious. Saw him live this past year - worth every dime and he just sold out MSG x3. Bravo Sebastian! Bravo! 👏👏👏

    • @DesertlizzyThe
      @DesertlizzyThe Před 2 lety

      Wow. I didn't know he's been around that long!
      I just saw on Netflix, ThankYou Netflix for putting him Online there. Now I hunt for more of him on CZcams etc.

  • @yvettetorres7829
    @yvettetorres7829 Před 4 lety +15

    He's currently the most popular comedian. He made it big. He's so funny.

  • @milan1200
    @milan1200 Před 3 lety +2

    Look at him, kissing hands! Classy! :)

  • @societydwellingifd8080
    @societydwellingifd8080 Před 6 lety +142

    You're freakin hilarious ! I just started watching your vids recently so I've been doin a marathon on CZcams .

    • @samsun01
      @samsun01 Před 5 lety +1

      easy on the weeds dudes. your low standards are sickening.

    • @ziggy33399
      @ziggy33399 Před 5 lety +1

      SOCIETYDWELLIN GIFD me too.

    • @stefanimurray8543
      @stefanimurray8543 Před 5 lety

      SOCIETYDWELLIN GIFD yes and I must go to bed but Er muh gerd!?? He’s hilarious 😂

    • @Evilkitty64
      @Evilkitty64 Před 5 lety +1

      I just started my BINGE watching marathon of him too😁😅

  • @paulb111
    @paulb111 Před 4 lety +15

    "What's Trevor gonna do?!!"

  • @brittanyesquijarosa5945
    @brittanyesquijarosa5945 Před 5 lety +4

    he kissed her hand! i'm in love with this man!

    • @charleshutton284
      @charleshutton284 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah, it was libtard Glenn Close. Sebastian's lips are still healing.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 2 lety

      Progressives hate libtards 😂

  • @ShibaMomma143
    @ShibaMomma143 Před 4 lety +2

    This gave me chills! He deserves all his fame, success and notoriety! Just watched this on April5th 2020. Love you, Sebastian!!!!

  • @johnjuhasz9125
    @johnjuhasz9125 Před 9 lety +81

    This guy shouldn't be a comedian. He should be President.

  • @iggypopisgod9
    @iggypopisgod9 Před 8 lety +29

    What's Trevor gonna do?....oh my....brilliant stuff

  • @scarbourgeoisie
    @scarbourgeoisie Před 5 lety +3

    This guy reminds me of every Italian I hung around with back in the 80’s.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 2 lety

      Only in the 80s though?! 😂

    • @scarbourgeoisie
      @scarbourgeoisie Před 2 lety

      @@Protectobot That’s as far back as I can go, as I stopped hanging out with them after that.

  • @deboralevenson4070
    @deboralevenson4070 Před 4 lety +5

    Thank you for making me laugh in these hard times ❤️

  • @stefanimurray8543
    @stefanimurray8543 Před 5 lety +3

    I feel like I owe him money!! Priceless MAN!

  • @parr40
    @parr40 Před 6 lety +5

    Love this dude, stand up is top level, his new shit is side splitting funny!!!

    • @parr40
      @parr40 Před 6 lety

      I think his special is on Netflix, check it out, absolutely hilarious

  • @tonichecavalari5956
    @tonichecavalari5956 Před 2 lety +4

    I've heard his stuff continuously for the past four or five years and it never gets old.
    I hope Sabastian comes up with new content soon ' C-19 slammed brakes on his rolling comedy career .

  • @catherinetimmerman5212
    @catherinetimmerman5212 Před 4 lety +2

    No matter I watch of his, I always laugh from the gut!!

  • @natevm7888
    @natevm7888 Před 16 dny

    One of the funniest best Tonight Show comedians ever!

  • @melodybelfiore3934
    @melodybelfiore3934 Před 7 lety +7

    ya are awesome !!!!!

  • @susang.perlina653
    @susang.perlina653 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m amazed how he was able to talk to the audience like he knows them for years meanwhile look who is waiting for him 🌟

  • @1015teetee
    @1015teetee Před 3 lety +2

    The married part I can’t take it😂

  • @matts3227
    @matts3227 Před 2 lety +2

    What a great set. I watch it over and over.

  • @crodrig411
    @crodrig411 Před 6 lety +8

    Wish he have his own tv show

  • @techo4Ugeeks
    @techo4Ugeeks Před 8 lety +13

    u funny brotha, keep striving for success

  • @willdavis7995
    @willdavis7995 Před 4 lety +1

    Just discovered this guy. Cant get enough of him

  • @istrasci
    @istrasci Před 3 lety +2

    Wow, to be able to kiss the hand of Glenn Close!!

  • @RockstahRolln
    @RockstahRolln Před 9 lety +16

    Freakin Hilarious!!

  • @Madelyn5454
    @Madelyn5454 Před 8 lety +12

    He is hilarious

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk Před 4 lety +2

    The way he says "Apple Martinis" kills me

  • @devondicker3516
    @devondicker3516 Před 2 lety +1

    Look how relaxed he is for his first time… Awesome!

  • @fahdh2919
    @fahdh2919 Před 4 lety +323

    Who’s here watching this in 2019?

    • @Faithfulservant123
      @Faithfulservant123 Před 4 lety +9

      Especially since this year 2019 is the first time that I’ve heard of him. Extremely funny I am surprised that it took me this long.

    • @gregtthomas
      @gregtthomas Před 4 lety +6

      I'm watching in 2025.

    • @nancymarrone5115
      @nancymarrone5115 Před 4 lety +2

      Omg so love Sebastian...my paisano....can't get enough.. funny as hell

    • @MommaZim2
      @MommaZim2 Před 4 lety +2

      November 22 2019🙋

    • @theskyisfallingtom
      @theskyisfallingtom Před 4 lety

      I just today discovered this guy!

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk Před 4 lety +5

    "You got a hand on your foot!"

  • @bretstanley8931
    @bretstanley8931 Před 2 lety

    Love it when he whispers: "What are you thinkin?"

  • @LWalker-xu3gp
    @LWalker-xu3gp Před 2 měsíci

    Never laughed more throughout the whole gig with any comedian ever and it's 2024 ❤😂❤