Sebastian Maniscalco: Stylist (Sebastian Live)
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- čas přidán 7. 07. 2022
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"Welcome to Schwa Schwa".
Sebastian I want u to know that I watch your material over and over and over. For years now. I don't do this with any other comedy/comedian. At night when I lay to sleep I often put your sets on so I can go to sleep with some wholesome laughs. Just saying this to say you're great man and you deserve your flowers and recognition.
I could rewatch his stuff and still laugh just as hard or even harder than the first time best stand up hands down.
I know.....I've seen this a year ago for the second time today the 3rd and I'm still cracking up like it's new! Sebastian is the best!
and I'm still looking after watching at least a dozen times.
love his humor
Me too!!
I just adore Sebastian. So much talent. ❤️😂
Rhythm Nation video.😂 He took it waaayyy back!
This has got to be my favorite. I was changing the sheets on my bed while listening and nearly fell over.
As a hairdresser I especially cracked up🤣
Maniscalco is the best; such good timing with his comedic style! Thanks for the laughter! :)
Barbicide, disinfectant- the blue juice - lol😂
I can't stop laughing my stomach hurts.
The setup and final delivery was like the symphony of genius. The mannerisms with the John Ritter style. Pure genius
Or Johnathan Winters is a good comparison to Sebastian!!! Love them !!! ❤❤
this is one of my favorite all time bits lmao
💈 Sebastian's Salon visit still hilarious!!Dommo appears from a puff of smoke in the corner all geared up✂️🧴$1800.00
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️
“Blue Juice “ great name for a cocktail. 🤣🤣🤣
I love him he is sooo funny! I watch his specials every couple of nights!
I was bursting out in tears laughing at the punch line in the end 😂 build up was crazy
You know, he’s not really asking all you geniuses what the blue juice is.
No haircut, just product. Lol
As a retired hairdresser and my husband worked in a high end salon, this is hilarious!!!!! That blue stuff is cleaner.
But what is it, really?!
Barbicide
@@kimzales87 Okay, you got me interested enough to check. Its active ingredient is alkyl dimethyl benzyl ammonium chloride (5.12% by volume); sodium nitrite and blue dye are also present.
I know that stuff was a disinfectant of some kind, I just wish it would of cured dandruff.
Barbicide
This ☝🏻never gets old-it’s aging like fine wine.
Love this man I can watch repeat stuff and laugh as hard or harder than time before.Thank you...I love to hear myself laugh....feel good all over.
So damn funny I love watching him... ❤️❤️💕💕
He's so correct! Overpriced stylists are just that, but they will always try to provide an "experience."
@James Bond best haircuts Ive ever had were from a mens salon with actual stylists.
@James Bond _Overpriced_ stylists.
LOVE the Hairstylist routine. (All of it's funny)
Sebastian Maniscalco, Jim gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Gabriel Iglesias... You just never bored rewatching their standup on Netflix. They're all good storyteller
My son is 20 and has been going to a barber since he was 10 years old he loves the old feel. Old spirit. He get his shoes shined and his tailor is a 80 year old Italian man. Cute❤❤
LOL at the ending 🥰.
Funniest one yet!!! Thank you! I needed to belly laugh!!!!
Great talent!
This guy is the best
I'm still laughing at the comment the barber kept his combs in some blue juice😎
Barbers have more school hours than a beautician
I love Sebastian ❤ 😍 💖
Sebastian, you are the best!😊
Damo really brought the drama. He knew it would work on Sebastian.
Barbicide…..its a sanitizer for the combs. 🤪
$1800 sounds about right for a haircut in Beverly Hills.
No way, I call bs.
Ok, maybe with the nipple.
Best 1800 dollars I ever spent!!
Shwa shwa....haha
His Dad is a
Barber
💚🇮🇹♥️💪💪
Damo?
So true of salons.
Hey!! I’m Italian and you are a male in my family!! I love your comedy!!! I’ve been listening and watching the cast for many years! I’m glad you and Pete talk about your crazy thoughts about others!! Finally my husband gets me! Thank you!!!!
You're American not Italian
@@joyceanthony-huff2914 Do you know her?
He goes to the salon every other day. He knows it!
😂😂😂he’s the best!
Hysterical! Cracks me up every time!
He's the best, hands down
There was one barbershop and 2 barbers where I grew up, one guy was called fast Eddie a Mexican guy and the other was blind Louie an old white guy, you prayed you got fast Eddie.
😂😂I love him..😅😅
Blue Juice 😂
I think that the only place I see the "blue juice" is at a barbershop. I never see it in salon's. And there is a big difference between a barbershop and a salon.
@@brooklyn7722 That's the point of his joke, the difference between going to a barber and a salon. They also in fact had "blue juice" at the salon I used to go to.
Wanna shake the acid off first lol
😂 $12 for a haircut, 10 years ago
I think the prices are reasonable today.
I'm the kind of person that just buys things without looking at the price. If I want it I just buy it. I couldn't even begin to tell anyone about the cost of a certain item because I just don't look. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
@@brooklyn7722 neither good nor bad
It's been a good while since Sebastian has looked at what things cost
I still pay $10.00 for a haircut today. I do give a $3.00 tip.
@@brooklyn7722
It's a good thing if you rich
A bad thing if you're not
Love all your jokes...😂😂😂😉
Could always watch and have a great laugh...just hysterical!
Keep those joking going 🤣
I wonder if he's friends with Seinfeld. Love that everyday non-blue humor. I'm hardly a prude but this is so refreshing. It takes a real comedian to be funny without the shock value.
yes their friends he did 2 episode on seinfelds coffee show
@@lvtx1003
Seven mistakes. (nine, if you want to nit-pick.)
Far funnier than Seinfeld.
Seinfeld wishes he was this funny
They are friends.
DAMO BRILLIANT
Every time I watch Sebastion I laugh so much..makes my day seem so much better. I love the series out Bookie on Prime. I binged watch it. Had me laughing so HARD I was crying
"Damo here...?"
It's DHAHMEUX.
This dude is so funny I’m on binge for days🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.
genuis
Been a while. Super funny.
Love him s so much funny as hell .my son tired me on to him 3 yrs ago tyMarc😘 miss you
Is this why I got the robe on?! lol 🤣
I could watch the same videos hundreds of times and still I can't stop laughing.
I have been a barber for 50 years your price is off but right on on everything else GREAT JOB ON MEN GETTING HAIR CUT SUPER 😊😊
Blue juice is barbercide
LOL... I'm sure he knows; it's part of the joke/skit.
The irony is that his father runs a salon.
@@bigmon19 ...and, that's why he's doing this skit...😲
Thumbs down
The "blue juice" is sanitizer 😊
Acid can sanitize. So can vinegar. That's not very helpful.
And this is why I just buy an electric razor and cut my own damn hair. Thirty bucks and it'll last me god knows how long
Same
I splurged and got a Oster 76 electric razor, same ones you'll find at any respectable barbershop, that was over 10 years ago and still works like new, could easily go another 30 years without breaking a sweat.
Took the words right out my mouth
@@ArthurZakaryan23
Wow ok i been thinking about buying one a those for a few years now
Same bro
He left that part of the ending of the skit
Genius
Dom-oh?
Cape...😂😅😂
Used to be a hairdresser. Its so hilarious and true. There is always a gorgeous girl shampooing hair, meanwhile the dudes just sit there with hard one silently obeying every direction 🤣🤣
😂😂
Tony was our barber! lmao. He had blue juice.
1800 Dollars...😂😂😂
3.49 Blue Steel 😂
Damo here?
I've got the COVID haircut... haven't touched it in two years! But last night Damo came to me in a dream. "The road to Hell is paved with the locks of the heretics!" So I'm going in tomorrow....
this is gold lmao
What the hell is a covid haircut?
@@caiosartori4499 Like an overgrown bush.
My Damo's name Fidel..so good looking was nervous just getting a cut..lol.. Wasn't sure if I wanted to date him or get a hair cut...whew😉
@@caiosartori4499 I haven't gotten a haircut since March 2020, right as the lockdowns started.
The barber $12? The barber charges you $20, just as much as a Supercuts. You're paying to get the old school feeling
$25 for a hair cut now
Blue Juice ! Ha ha … Barbicide !
That moment you realize $1800 is a ridiculous amount to pay for a haircut...but also realize its more worth it than the $15 haircuts you've been getting your whole life.
🤣
Damo sends you home with a brochure and then you find out why when you comb your hair the next day to find out there is a part two. :😜
I got tix to see him 200 bucks a seat turned out they were for the night b4 ,I was so pissed so I had Friday night tix and I was all set for the Sat show until I realized it 🙃🙃🙃I went online bought more tix for the Sat show n took the loss but was worth every penny
oh no! good attitude though!
$12 in 1989 maybe
When I was young I always went to the salon because I didn't know the barber was outside of the shopping centre in the alleyway. I had no dad.
Your story made me sad. I hope you are surrounded by loving family!
@@karolinewriter6419 Nah. Only witches. As a child they used to send me to hair salons. I don't mean it to sound gay, but, I never had a man in my life lol
All these frou-frou salons are exactly why I hate getting my hair cut. As a woman, you would think I would enjoy such nonsense, but nope. The fussier the salon, the more they charge, and I don't want to spend hours in there just to chop off a few inches of hair. 👎
Agree and usually they can barely manage that.
Agreed. The stylists are elevating themselves to feed their egos.
$8 yesterday. Who would pay more?
😂😂😂😂
Sebastian is bizzarro andrew dice clay.
I am in the fashion business and I hate hair stylists - last time they wanted my profile 😂 i told them I am a one shot old school guy I do not do that ⛔️😣cut the bloody hair and stop grabbing my genetic code 😂🤠 and do not use hairspray on me - it stinks
Omg!!! I can so relate to the salon skit. Hahaha. Over priced non sense
$12 cut?? Bruh I wanna know where this guy is going for his haircuts🤣
You bring a coupon
The blue liquid is barbercide.
Am I the only one wondering how much of that $1,800 was for the nipple?
Funny but this is old
This is back when he didn’t have that cringe exaggerated accent.
How about posting new non-podcast content? I love SM, but come on. We’ve been watching replays forever. #NewMaterial?
You're the one who who clicked on it again 😂 There's only about 5 million other comedians on this platform alone, so how about finding a new comedian to watch instead of disparaging one you supposedly like?
Some people are seeing these for the first time. New stuff will be around in time. :)
Shit 15 years
first
😂😂😂