Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • čas přidán 26. 11. 2023
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Komentáře • 362

  • @Norvillescoobs
    @Norvillescoobs Před 7 měsíci +109

    Mark has never said “showering” without doing the scrubbing act out in his life I swear. I love it

  • @mikeorth84
    @mikeorth84 Před 7 měsíci +16

    “You know, I had genital warts. I’m cool.” 😂😂😂

  • @ryanmc8169
    @ryanmc8169 Před 7 měsíci +30

    That folded over wallpaper is gonna be the reason I go back on heroin 😅

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před 7 měsíci +2

      Seriously!! How hard is that to fix?!

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Před 7 měsíci +2

      This comment caught me off guard. Loved it.

  • @sj33zy64
    @sj33zy64 Před 7 měsíci +37

    Mark finally found a hat that works lol

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Před 7 měsíci +1

      That hat looks unemployed

    • @gussygoro2469
      @gussygoro2469 Před 7 měsíci

      I wish it’d work on his jokes. Mark sucks.

  • @vonduchamp9561
    @vonduchamp9561 Před 7 měsíci +11

    I just find it so hiliarious when they start a story with "so lemme throw this at your (insert disgusting image)" 🤣

  • @kelvo1987
    @kelvo1987 Před 7 měsíci +55

    That baby taken some effect on old Joey boy 😂😂😂

    • @corbenwatts9375
      @corbenwatts9375 Před 7 měsíci +12

      He does know this is still being filmed? The man needs rest clearly , good luck Joe!

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Před 7 měsíci

      I'm sorry. He looks like ass. Like legit escaped mental patient. Love ya Joe Joe 🐇

    • @civic9404
      @civic9404 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@corbenwatts9375hahahaha i thought the same shit. Hahaha

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@corbenwatts9375I thought the same thing!! He just casually mentions he had another STD.. wtf

    • @kelvo1987
      @kelvo1987 Před 7 měsíci

      @@DesignRhythm every other ep m8

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 7 měsíci +43

    Thank you guys . This is without question my favorite podcast.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 Před 7 měsíci +7

      They haven’t had a bad ep since they stopped having guests. Top tier

  • @ronflynn1947
    @ronflynn1947 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I started listening to this while eating my lunch and straight away all they are talking about is warts and toenails 😂😂😂

  • @arctoons7500
    @arctoons7500 Před 7 měsíci +47

    "I almost called you Brad" had me crying laughing

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I’ll take it

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před 7 měsíci

      What’s the name of the kid? Did he say?

    • @jewyork718
      @jewyork718 Před 7 měsíci +1

      This is Joe's Barack calling Michelle, Michael moment.

    • @corbenwatts9375
      @corbenwatts9375 Před 7 měsíci

      @@AgendaInMind Starts With An "L" he said. Probably Lumpy

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před 7 měsíci

      @@corbenwatts9375 I think I heard Linus. Linus List.

  • @k9champ202
    @k9champ202 Před 7 měsíci +44

    Joe’s hair is perfect in this episode

    • @BringBackDislikesYoutube666
      @BringBackDislikesYoutube666 Před 7 měsíci +7

      New gay father hair

    • @veddermn8
      @veddermn8 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Looks like he either never got to that shower or he only used conditioner haha

    • @robertburt9945
      @robertburt9945 Před 7 měsíci +2

      But that fuckin salvation army sweatshirt has got to go..every time I see him its that dirty sweatshirt😅

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Looks like the new baby has aged him..that's what happens to old dads😅

  • @stfhji
    @stfhji Před 7 měsíci +18

    Joe looks fkin exhausted haha

  • @retroworld1971
    @retroworld1971 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Joes leg poking out of his pants looking like a 70s amputee leg in off white 😂

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Před 7 měsíci +17

    Great episode fellas, love hearing you reminisce on all those great memories🙏 Pretty amazing careers you've both had so far I'm really happy for you queefs. My father french kissed an adult male.

  • @jeffclendening570
    @jeffclendening570 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Last week Joe explained in detail to Mark what an epidural is and this week Mark wants to know what an epidural is. Anyways I’m starting to think it’s all pipes

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 Před 7 měsíci +16

    Fatherhood really hitting Joe hard by the looks of his hair, my god 😂

  • @joeyhomewood
    @joeyhomewood Před 7 měsíci +6

    I found Tuesdays with Stories pod about 7 months ago. It was right around episode #500. I've gone allllllllllllllll the way back to episode #1. Just finished it yesterday. Fully caught up now, and thought it was great to hear you guys reminiscing today about all of these past events, and talking about your 10-yr diary... and going back and listening. I can honestly recommend it! Good times. Also the point about Mae entering, that didn't really happen. Mark was always very low key about who is who, he never named names. I got a good inkling of which one could've been Mae, but who knows --- there was so many! lol
    Now that i'm all caught up I don't know what I'm going to listen to on my runs..

    • @dirt59
      @dirt59 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Did you have to do patron to go all the way back or is the audio out there? I know Google podcasts only goes back to the 300s.

    • @samot1808
      @samot1808 Před 7 měsíci +1

      bro

    • @joeyhomewood
      @joeyhomewood Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@samot1808 what’s up brotha?

    • @MLVAS
      @MLVAS Před 7 měsíci +1

      there pattern has a lot of episodes probably over 100 extra eps.We might be drunk. Joes wife Sarah has a pod that's good as well called Lady Journey

    • @flowm00re
      @flowm00re Před 7 měsíci +1

      That's tuesgay

  • @GatorsFirm
    @GatorsFirm Před 7 měsíci +11

    Wow, this episode you guys killed it! Came out swinging and didn't stop!

  • @bcorlis1
    @bcorlis1 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This week: comedians discover healthcare savings accounts

  • @rogaru
    @rogaru Před 7 měsíci +7

    Best pod in the game! Joe and Mark are killers who spit hot fire

  • @Durr130
    @Durr130 Před 7 měsíci +31

    Joe List is a beast.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I always, always wore flip flops at the shower at the camp site when I went camping w my exs family. One day his mom said hey just borrow this mat I use. Then boom plantar wart. Later she said she gets them so I probably got it from her damned mat! What an unhelpful intervention.

  • @ryancotton9873
    @ryancotton9873 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Can you imagine Mark or Joe in a normal 9-5 we gotta get a skit in the office

  • @flowm00re
    @flowm00re Před 7 měsíci +2

    Can't believe Mark didn't see paying it for-wart.. lol he set himself up perfectly

    • @acoreighterryproject
      @acoreighterryproject Před 6 měsíci

      I was looking for this comment lol…
      he was right there!
      But he was writing extemporaneously in his head 😂

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 Před 7 měsíci +101

    Mark, I know your "Equi-pox" joke went somewhat unnoticed and I just wanted you to know that it WAS gold. I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom while listening to the tv in the bedroom and spit toothpaste all over the mirror when you said that.

  • @kelvo1987
    @kelvo1987 Před 7 měsíci +4

    That 4Head 😅😂

  • @haribo687
    @haribo687 Před 7 měsíci

    "A load off my mind... A load on my back!!" 😂
    Thats a t-shirt right there!! Make it happen chuckyyy

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 7 měsíci +4

    Be the Rosa parks of flip flops

  • @jmaice83616
    @jmaice83616 Před 7 měsíci +2

    This is officially my new favorite show of all time! Joe list is the shit!!! He quoted my favorite Christmas movie of all time when he said "I'll give Audrey a quarter too" from National Lampoon's Christmas vacation when talking about bunions on your toe. I quote that at least once a week in my daily life!!!

  • @ianpullman203
    @ianpullman203 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I just spent 5 seconds trying to wipe chocolate off my screen until I realized it's part of the wall behind Joe.

  • @JohnnyLaw-on2bn
    @JohnnyLaw-on2bn Před 7 měsíci +2

    Joe looks so fucking exhausted 😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Před 7 měsíci +1

      You try giving birth!

  • @edthacker6357
    @edthacker6357 Před 7 měsíci +27

    Mark Normand and a dirty hobo. Where’s Joe?

  • @DeemMalicious
    @DeemMalicious Před 7 měsíci +4

    Hey hey folks! COMEDY!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Can only do such Raanan in a day... got a Raanan meter..." good times.

  • @babalous7479
    @babalous7479 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thanks for the HPV Chuck!!!

  • @cultcomedy.
    @cultcomedy. Před 7 měsíci +7

    Yay! Just in time for me starting the dog walk.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Před 7 měsíci +1

      And I thought I was the only one who listened during sex!

  • @jessebremner5209
    @jessebremner5209 Před 7 měsíci

    That was a great curb impression "movie baby" lol😅

  • @toddh.2664
    @toddh.2664 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Kept wiping my phone but realized its the stain by ol Joes head. God i love you guys best pod ever thank you!!!

  • @brandonschmidt9449
    @brandonschmidt9449 Před 7 měsíci

    This podcast just gets better and better every episode…. Been listening for the longest but I love watching these great comics grow, absolutely amazing 😂

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Před 7 měsíci +27

    Still the only good podcast intro.

  • @Andy-1234
    @Andy-1234 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Mark talking about the India wedding. “You know the wife’s trying to act like she likes it, there’s an elephant there…”

  • @Kgermaine
    @Kgermaine Před 7 měsíci +1

    I appreciate Joe’s phone notification sounds

  • @trustmeimapro
    @trustmeimapro Před 7 měsíci +1

    Tuesdays never been so good. Feeling good- activated

  • @NYC1025
    @NYC1025 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Whoa I feel like I haven’t seen you guys in ages. What a pleasant surprise.

  • @ReviewsByMookieGee
    @ReviewsByMookieGee Před 7 měsíci +11

    The diarrhea stain on the wall behind Joe is the most reliable thing in my life.

  • @collinmoran8125
    @collinmoran8125 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Surfs up

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Před 7 měsíci

    This episode is excellence 😂😂😂😂 you guys rock!

  • @ryancotton9873
    @ryancotton9873 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Joe is getting ripped off on that insurance, who sold you that

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 7 měsíci +3

    I still love List, but no picture next time I see you live

  • @thebigcheeseful
    @thebigcheeseful Před 7 měsíci +3

    Love you boys!

  • @sikk_stag1047
    @sikk_stag1047 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The fact that this episode wasn't called "Equi-Pox" blows my mind...

    • @tseland
      @tseland Před 7 měsíci

      Joe is probably afraid to get banned like Gomez 😅

  • @cwells5137
    @cwells5137 Před 7 měsíci +3

    $1700 a month for health insurance? I pay $28

  • @zbabyfresh3911
    @zbabyfresh3911 Před 7 měsíci +6

    🧀 Is it supposed to be cheesy? 🧀

  • @whittyfnf6738
    @whittyfnf6738 Před 7 měsíci +4

    RIP Shelby

  • @laidbackBEN
    @laidbackBEN Před 7 měsíci +2

    Joe went full Larry David on this one 😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Před 7 měsíci

      I thought I was the only one!

  • @brianhourihan5613
    @brianhourihan5613 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Joe looks like he is the bad guy at the end of a Home Alone movie.

  • @paulleclaire8252
    @paulleclaire8252 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Nice

  • @troubledmindstudios
    @troubledmindstudios Před 7 měsíci +1

    "It's going to flop more than krieshers movie" 😅😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I got rid of my plantar wart w crazy glue and duct tape. 🦶🏻

  • @danieladam86
    @danieladam86 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Look at the boys getting all sentimental 😉

  • @jacktomala4561
    @jacktomala4561 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Are they in the future

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 Před 7 měsíci +4

    How do you not wear flip-flops,shower shoes,slides etc...?? And saying not having medical insurance is better than having it is insane!

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Never been to Conquered
    I hear it's lovely this time of year!

  • @9Skiddlerip9
    @9Skiddlerip9 Před 7 měsíci

    I love the Janus Films shirt. Great ep!

  • @noahribb4696
    @noahribb4696 Před 7 měsíci

    What a great ep

  • @jasonrivera7073
    @jasonrivera7073 Před 7 měsíci

    Great pod

  • @codyyoumans4402
    @codyyoumans4402 Před 7 měsíci

    Can’t wait to see you live in Jacksonville in January Mark! I’m going solo baby.

  • @spytown77
    @spytown77 Před 7 měsíci

    Memory lane 😅
    Great Pod!

  • @mattaschermann2925
    @mattaschermann2925 Před 7 měsíci +1

    54:29 they should to a Bill Burr podcast style where he plays a throwback podcast at the end of his Thursday podcast.

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664

    Louis's special that he recorded at The Comedy Store has some great jokes. Bats, the singing music student on the subway.

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Před 7 měsíci +6

    Anyone see Joe or mark telling jokes in an elevator?

  • @ABLW013
    @ABLW013 Před 7 měsíci

    Joe looks like he was chilling in a wind tunnel before he started shooting.

  • @danielcaro7
    @danielcaro7 Před 7 měsíci +6

    My dad is not heterosexual!

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Před 7 měsíci

      Deeply Closeted??

  • @chiefexec
    @chiefexec Před 7 měsíci +1

    Best pod in the game.

  • @jbrgr3039
    @jbrgr3039 Před 7 měsíci

    get this man some flip flops.. foot hpv too funny joe

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Před 7 měsíci

    "..did done fingering, and it was dusty" 😂

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 Před 5 měsíci

    It's crazy this channel only has 80k subs

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH Před 7 měsíci

    Joe showing his better half and cousins in the thumbnail is why i clicked... lol
    keep em cumin... that's what em says. lol

  • @randypuddles6281
    @randypuddles6281 Před 7 měsíci

    Here for the algo, and to tell ya as a long time listener, ... Great ep.. thanks fellas.. Ball and weiners

  • @joeyjojojrshabbadoo
    @joeyjojojrshabbadoo Před 7 měsíci

    Pay it forwart was right there but wartward it is 😂

  • @JimJamesMyName
    @JimJamesMyName Před 7 měsíci

    It's funny hearing two awesome dudes who are too cool for technology lament at never becoming nerds in order to fully thrive in The Simulation.

  • @ZiggaRats
    @ZiggaRats Před 7 měsíci

    I love that Joe had to correct Mark's 'Cover of the Rolling Stone' error

  • @day245
    @day245 Před 7 měsíci

    Joe's had a kid for like 11 days and he's falling apart. The bed head is best!

  • @friedrfn
    @friedrfn Před 7 měsíci +4

    Joe looks like he had the baby not Sarah.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Před 7 měsíci

      That's how he keeps telling it!

  • @mikaljozeph6202
    @mikaljozeph6202 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Lol how would flip flops not be allowed in a gym with a steam room. Come on joe joe. And no flip flops with an open wound jeezus. Gyms floor are nasty

  • @josephflores24
    @josephflores24 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Comedy!

  • @Sonicthehedgefundmanager
    @Sonicthehedgefundmanager Před 7 měsíci +2

    Live at the beacon was louis best special, hands down.

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 Před 7 měsíci

    and this folks is why I wear crocs in the locker room....

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Salacuse is a man we should walk in the likeness of

  • @confacekillah
    @confacekillah Před 7 měsíci +1

    Memory lane Tuesdays ❤

  • @justinhonse
    @justinhonse Před 7 měsíci

    Equipox!!! lol!

  • @whenwasthat
    @whenwasthat Před 7 měsíci

    Even mark has done more advertisements than jokes at this point.

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I swear this is the last podcast I don’t have any complaints about. You’re on notice Skanks and MSSP and Bonfire and TAFS.

    • @collinmoran8125
      @collinmoran8125 Před 7 měsíci +3

      what is beef with Dawgz/mssp? favorite cast still strong in Austin

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Mssp untouchable. Skanks has been exhausting for months. Theo still killing it. Ayg always funny. And this. Not much else.

    • @guymcpherson8144
      @guymcpherson8144 Před 7 měsíci

      If you are after something different, give taste buds a go. You mightn’t like but it’s grown on me

    • @mc9828
      @mc9828 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Try are you garbage or taste buds. Both are very different but cool

    • @collinmoran8125
      @collinmoran8125 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Stav rules too

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando Před 7 měsíci +1

    How do we listen to the earliest pods?

  • @charleyhansen4866
    @charleyhansen4866 Před 7 měsíci

    "Let me throw this at your warted foot and see if it falls off". Mark Norman

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 Před 7 měsíci

    Stay away from being in hot steamy places for prolonged periods of time. The warts love that type of setting. I had warts on my hand that wouldn’t go away until I stopped taking hot baths. Stopped the baths, they all went away.

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday Před 7 měsíci

    Kittens in a box. In the river.

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 Před 7 měsíci +1

    15:31 Shaun Murphy > Strong handshake , great breath !!

  • @retroworld1971
    @retroworld1971 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ha joe loves his hot Drs hahaha gold jerry !

  • @benlovesboats2854
    @benlovesboats2854 Před 7 měsíci

    Circ de solai 😂

  • @spaceantelope1
    @spaceantelope1 Před 7 měsíci

    Can’t believe I missed 6th ward Mark when he came to mobile. Dude, please come back to the saenger soon!!