Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- čas přidán 5. 03. 2023
- The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.!
Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!
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Joe had me dying this one with the bathroom story lol
no he didn't
@@matguerra333 your life sucks
@@matguerra333 glad I'm not an ugly fat fuck salty jealous loser talking shit on successful comedians on CZcams lol
@@matguerra333 what a chode
@@matguerra333 RHCP would look at you like Radiohead looks at Scott Tennerman
New York is so artsy that you have improv bullies on the street.
Mark :"well I guess they are N words" Joe: "oh boy" 😂😂😂
"HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE" bit was GOLD JERRY
Yup I was in tears 😅 comedy!
Haha such a legendary comeback
“In comes ole Michael Moore! I’m talkin’ just a waddle and a half…”
Hahaha
The bad B.O. seating arrangement is payback for all the airport shoplifting.
and for farting with unsuspecting YMBD guests
No . Big black folk just stink.
Airport ? He does it everywhere
Karma Is a curious thing alright.
People with bo áre as offensive as public smokers.
@@davidperez5089 Yeah, no. You can't get cancer from BO.
This is by far THE MOST UNDERRATED podcast out there!
I've been saying that for 20 years ...
@@carlf.9035 I been sayin it since the 80's
@@kernel2006 😅😅
It’s insane
If only the kids knew what kind of jokes their uncle told 😂
Want me to dive right in your asshole annnnd look around with a miners light?
Good job Joe for standing up to those mini kooks
Joe’s tales of facing off against teenage children in public always has me dying 😂
"Come here you NWA's"
😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe Mark became a comedian, his family sounds so normal and well adjusted
Can't wait for the CCTV footage of Mark shoplifting, that'll be hilarious 😂
Ive shoplifted in airports since listening to him
Cant help but smile everytime at how intro clips line up with banter so it seems Joe & Mark are saying and reacting to the whole Knock Knock, Who's There, etc 😄😁
I sit here hanging out with Mark and Joe once a week and I swear I can never get a word in edgewise.
34:30 as a black fan this was the funniest shit you guys have ever said on the show!! 😂😂😂😂 Comedy
czcams.com/video/PW8luALYewI/video.html
I love that this podcast will make a reference to Jonathan Winters. The boys are old timey kooks.
I think this was the first time Mark's watch was accurate with such perfect timing.
Mark - "I'm Gay Charles"
10/10
"I have a point ✋️"
🤣
'here comes the airplane' killed me
"I thought you knew about that Thursday, You scared me there..😬" 😆😆😆
Why does this stuff always happen to Mark 😂 it’s karma for not having an assistant
8:17 nice Libs of TikTok shout out.
Joe always says Hershberg after referencing Raanan like we don't know who he's talking about...."Bozo the clown...does he really need "the clown" are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney"
List that story was hilarious at the end
21:00 😂😂 Here comes the Airoplane
"I cried when I seen the Eiffel Tower" - Joe List
Eye-full 😂
“It’s hard to do stuff” - mark normand
Put it on a shirt
this might be the most ghetto podcast studio around.
“Come here ya NWAs” 😂😩😂😩
Basketball game story I listened to twice in a row rofl
Open up, here comes the airplane!
Yess finally!! Withdrawal symptoms over
Now all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough “as we watch the two queefs in there natural habitat we see the alpha males assert dominance by farting into a microphone”
Buying a baseball at a basketball game haha
Sounds like o'l Chef B.O.Yardee must have taken Jerry's stink car to the airport
30:52 cracked me up
Marks brother sounds like a great dad! Hard to do this day and age ! RESPECT!
Joe was so proud of himself for the way he faced off against those 12 year olds. What an alpha male.
Want if people reading this watched the podcast and know you're lying?
it's a comedy podcast
Comedy.
"Michael Moore has extremely terrible BO... "
5:15
Most obvious comment ever Mark... c'mon!
I’ve heard Mark has horrible breath and b.o.
RIP chuck, again
THE BEST EPISODE EEVEEEEER!
Forget Joe Versus the Volcano. Joe Versus the Teens is where it's at.
Can't believe they didn't make a "this is beyond b.o. this is b.b.o" reference
The guy on the plane has gone “nose deaf” and is oblivious to his affect on other passengers .
I would have reacted the same as Joe with those teens. But my swing style would be more "ape`ey". Maybe I would start making ape sounds too and scratch my armpits
I've got a linger. It sucks. I feel like I'm almost sick, but not sick, but I know I feel sick. I just want to sleep, but I also have energy to do stuff. Not cool, body, not cool.
Haha the b.o. part is hilarious 😅 chemical atomic concoction. At least he didn't take off his 🧦
Cabernet and Cheetos 🤌
41:10 "great laugh" LOL. Best podcast!
Joe, you were supposed to help him wash his hands.
Omfg😂😂😂 “well, they are n-words” hahaha
i love how much mark shits on ranan every chance he can
like a cute jealous best friend. just adorbs
45:50 "Ok so now I know they're Hassidic Jews" killed me
This is the BEST podcast. So funny!
My two favourite funcles!
What the hell? I though my brothers and I were the only ones who played knee football?!?
David VS Goliath...Douglas VS Tyson...USA VS USSR(1980)...oh yeah...and Joe List VS Three Children
If there was a compilation of all the kid fucking jokes it would be hours long 😆
Dude 30 seconds in and I’m crying
Wtf is a lingering jizz
Lmao 🤣 “Here comes the airplane” Mark is a hilarity machine 💀
Salute to Joe,ah I remember the first over the head shock and awe moment of the wonders and joys of life all caught in slow motion by National Geographics in my old bed. ;)
you all farted too much on chuck's mics so he took em away with him
45:58 "So now I know they're hasidic jews" comedy
Joe almost had a Michael Douglas Falling Down movie moment!! Almost snapped! 🤣🤣
Best Podcast in the Game... week in and week out
Joe out here yellin at 8 yr. olds for revenge.
FYI, the nose works by picking up changes in smell more than a smell that is consistent.
Exactly. I was waiting for one of them to drop this fact. But I guess they kind of figured this phenomenon out just by observation.
We need a TWS & MSSP mashup episode
cabernet and cheetos that guy is in the restaurant biz.
Mark walking into the NWA bit was so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣
"Okay, so now I know they're Hasidic Jews."🤣🤣🤣👌
like no 257...
"get it girl"
🤣🆗️✊🏿🤣
#storytelling
Shelby!!
Bill Cosby: Keep on Rapin' would be a major best seller.
This episode was hilarious
Best pod
The cooks are attracted to the red tennis shoes
As a chef I can tell you this is not accurate
@@cloudbloom lmfao kooks
@@a.k.4o there it is
"Depends on the kid" got me good! Haha! Also shame Joe didn't do a meet and greet! I got him a special present for his birthday next month!
Hell yea Mark! I don't complain about much BO is a showstopper I probably would have said something. Should have gotten a Sharpie out and written for BO, not covid
Surely sucks i missed the Calgary shows...dag nab it all to heck anyhow!
16:25 "its hard to do stuff" this hit me in the feels
Joe ya gotta get Louis to direct you in a remake of Falling Down!!!!
Joe List, i live in Seattle, that was the best UW story ive ever heard! 🤣🤣🤣
37:24 🤣🤣🤣
"I was too hard to piss" 🤣 omg
I'm with Mark...I'll only date someone who's seen at least 3/4 of my movies.
Joe says he’ll beat up some kids but he’s afraid of cats, dentists, and lawyers
31:50 those orange Fiskars are undefeated
It’s all pipes !!
Yeah, I’m from Chicago, I look young even though I’m almost 40. You gotta be ready to kick a brat into next Tuesgay at any time. Right in the chest! Bow!
I tried to be a funcle once...My nephew told me to funck off!
Great story telling!
The stories today make me want to get a kid
Happy Tuesdays Tuesgays
"The homeless hate me Idk why" I'm picturing Joe and ranaan walking down the street projecting their conversation about how homeless people are crazy to the entire block
It brings some funny stories though
Loving the extra 10-15 minutes over the hour we’ve been getting! Keep that coming fatty! The hour just wasn’t enough! Love ya guys!
It's hilarious how a grown man is intimidated by a kid just doing idle animations like some GTA character, Joe diffused it like a champ 🤣
"I got hand!" Georgie Boy