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Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- čas přidán 7. 05. 2023
- Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks!
As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook in fisticuffs, and Joe rocks it at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! It's Tuesdays!
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Call me ABSOLUTELY INSANE but this could go for 2 hrs an episode EASILY and we the people would love it
they could literally live stream 24 hours a day and I'd still tune in
His father is Gay!
I love how they were talking about Austin and how crazy it is and then mark proceeds to tell the most absurd New York story lmao
Both can be true
@@Betty-Boop809 austin is crazy on one street where all these queefs do comedy, nyc is madness everywhere and anywhere at anytime
I feel every New York comic has this love-hate relationship with the city.
I love how it is happening in every major city In America.
@@tonymarselle8812 I’m queefing out of my own anal all the time since yesterday. What shall I do now??
mark's random word association is hilarious
You see Joe's gooch in the thumbnail you know it's gonna be a banger
Banger? Never even met her.
hahaha amazing comment
@@2Funny_Farm_aaaoooooo 🦆🦆🦆
Joe demonstrating the length of the nubs with his shoe was true visual poetry
Joe is killing. Mark is zinging. Chuck spoke (all love). Seeing Geoffrey in STL. I'm high as fuck. What a Monday night gang
Who tf is Geoffrey?
@@trendybistro gotta hate spell correct
Queef it up!
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
Super queef
I’m only 8 minutes in and Joe is on fire🔥 Papa’s got a brand new…😂
Papa's got a brand new.. f@g?🤣
Joe has been on one for a while now. One of the best.
I’m queefing out of my own anal!1!1!1!1
How long until they edit that gem of a joke out of the ep 😅
@@marquesc9505 they are queefing it up until there is no tomorrow.
Haramdulilah
"We used to have this one dude in our town right, no arms, fight everybody bruh.." 😂😂
when Joe said,” I looked like you know’ my mother in the back of a Nova” 😂😂😂 I was dying!
Sitting here screaming "Drowned him out" 😂 Nice job Chuck! aka Chuckster, aka Childs Play.
#MeTwo
7:44 Papa’s got a brand new … 😂
Firing on all cylinders boys! Joe telling stories with Marc sniping. Love it when Joe starts doing rap lyrics 😂
Neither rain nor snow nor jizz can interrupt these gays from keeping me entertained every single Monday evening!
When you control Tuesdays W/Stories, you control information!
Mark got so excited during the bag story 🤣🤣
Joe winning the overhead luggage war is a win for all of us.
“Comfortably Nub”! Hahahahaha 🤣
Zevon 10 seconds in is magical. That strategical error line on letterman with Zevon sad but funny.
"Bad student; perfect attendance"
Keep rewatching the part where mark imitates the drunk guy’s “I’m sorry”-unique moment
I finished to your thumbnail. Thanks Joe.
The boys were on this episode love the zingers
My favorite podcast.
Monday Night with Stories is my fav day of the week!! I love you homos!!
Queef it up!
you are 10000% right!
Honestly this is one of the very best pods you guys have done in my opinion. Absolutely perfect!!!!😂
“Nubbed midget fighting Bill Withers” 😂😂😂
Joe is a good guy. Seems like the Q&A was the highlight of the trip. Im sure the students were thrilled and grateful.
I love when Joe sings 😆
Guys, love the pod.. been listening for the better part of 4 years. That being said, you have got to do away with these ad reads that sound like you were kidnapped and have 30 seconds to call for help while hiding in someone's basement.
*”POSTERS!* _I’ll send you an invoice_ thanks for referencing your mistakes Mark, it makes me feel better about that whole thing 😂
Yay Monday Nights With Stories! 😂
Don’t know what your on about it’s Tuesday 11 am down here in Australia
@Stylianos99 9pm USA PST 10pm USA MST 11pm USA CST There are different time zones other than Australia
@@GriseldaBSF410 I know, I’m just repping for those Australian gays out there
I’m queefing out of my own anal!1!1!1
@@GriseldaBSF410 tell us more Mr Science! 😮
Edit: Baltimore, of course
“I see 3 trans people, I sign them up for swimming “
Duh dunt ta dunt ta da!!!! The Numbler strikes again!
56:12 oh no 😂 neither one of you got it. MARY J BLIGE!! 🤦🏻♀️😂😂
I dare anyone to find someone that loves to tell the most mundane boring stories as much as List. No wonder other comedians hate hanging out with him
Chuck Nob-loch lol
😆😆😆 'That's Enough'
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW
JOE: Gag
MARK: Reflex
I will only join the Patreon if Joe does the Celine Dion impersonation every episode. WTF I died 🤣🤣🤣
For the love of quief can we get longer eps? I'll join the patreon if that's what it takes
This podcast is way better than We Might Be Drunk.
Like, is Sam Morrill even gay? C'mon man.
Yeah, I hate drunk talking. They lose their edge when they drink.
DeRosa got hammered on that pod and lost my respect, he was fully smashed and talking nonstop nonsense (good name)
@@_..-.._..-.._ bachelor party ep? No shit he got drunk
@@evil3570 Only DeRosa funnier than him exasperated is his guard down, loose & silly DeRosa.
Bachelor killed!! Attell's attendance alone🤩- know he almost never pods but Mark & Sam? Time to make an exception already
Its because marks true thoughts come out in this podcast. He seems more reserved with Sam.
Send Lawyers, Guns, and Nubby
You'd never think these guys ever heard of Raycons 😂
“Decent Nub” has me crying.
Chuck’s suggestion that Mark do a Cake song is freaking brillaint! He should do “short skirt/long jacket”. Which BTW is the theme song of the wonderful tv show Chuck. 😉👉🏻
"Maple Stirrup"
That's a HUGE apartment 😳
Too many zings to quote, killer EP
Mark with the Movin’ Out joke.😂🤙🏽👍🏽
Mark is on FIRE this week. 🔥
Oh yeah! Gonna watch this tonight and then listen to this again tomorrow at work!
I do that too lol
Pinball flippers would be a great halloween costume for a guy that has nubs for arms, just sayin’
Thats my favorite Pirate!!!!
“Listofer Reeves” deserved more of a response. Gold
This is why I watch weekly.. Hey Joe, it's called getting older, as we all are.. keep yuckin ya Queefs. PeaceOrElse
loved the Bosstones reference
Your simulation of blowing I’m sure will be looped and used against you… ha, ha, comedy
Comfortably Nub
You're gonna have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack😂
Who knew Kevin Hart + Larry David had a podcast.
😂😂 #theblackjew
I’m queefing out of my own anal!1!1
Thats true marty. Back to the future comment. Lol
Listening to this humping packages, thanks boys!
12:25
A lot of finagling 🤣
Mark should have filmed the nub man's fight and had Attell play a ring announcer
best pod evah
The song Joe couldn't remember was Family Affair by Mary J. Blige. Banger tune.
Monday's are the Tuesday ist
1:02:48 The tone Mark uses for his "OOhhhhhhhh" sounds exactly like some character I can't remember the name. He goes "Yeeeesssss. YEEEssssssssSS!" with the exact same inflection and raises his eyebrows. Man what is that from?
Joe confidently confusing Missy Elliot and Mary J Blige is objectively hilarious.
We need you in Missoula!! XOXO
Nub nuts and comfortably nub😂😂😂
DROWN OUT 😲. DROWN OUT 🤨. DROWN OUT! 😫
This ep. stand out good. Both dudes on all cylinders. who the frick doesn't wish they had uncle Joe growing up? This guy has the kid gift. Farts are funny, record them and truly become a better person.
A funcle!!
love joe list. hilarious
Joe with a Dead Boys reference. Didn't expect that. 🧐
Best Pod out there. Thx Guys...
Jordon Zevon, Warren's son is a great musician. I highly recommend you listen to him. Keep up the Zevon talk!
Nine Inch Nubs
the way chuck pronounced bouquet was insane
3:11 OUR favourite pirate 😊
Joe, thought you were headed to NJ? Now it sounds like Austin might be home. 🌳🌷
omg this is gold
Joe "The Truth" List. King of Content. Slave to the Groove
Mary J. Blige, bomb track.
"Pollen Quinn"... I got nothin.
Is there a Kevin Pollen? Or is that a Pollock queef?
it's nice to hear you guys enjoyed the sit and dip in Great Falls i'm from there
Wish the moon festival was recorded on video for a special or something. It sounds amazing
Kevin Pollen
Mark is right. The gravity goes against us. Please stand
@ a rub n tug watchin this!
south london in the house
Tuesdays with Stories on A Monday Night
Alright, alright, alright👍
Hey List you wouldnt be the wealthiest person in indiana until Letterman dies lol
Tong it. Killed.
Mongay!
...Tuesgay! Happy Gays!
Joe needs his booster LOL
Who’s gonna tell them we only watch them for their sex appeal?
You fall into it! 😂
I paused it,then unpaused and they arguing which ay is better to GIVE head and doing the motions....ahh man....all pipes.....comedy!
Mark estimates the nubs are, “8 inches, 9 inches”