Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays!
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Joe's frustrated people encounter stories are Gold.
He has issues with pets too.
@@davidperez5089the cat Jerry! The cat!
Joe,that garage guy was a psychopath. Stay away from that kind of crazy.
@@AgendaInMind nah he was just in one of his moods. Have mercy on the dicks.
Agreed
Nothing shows your neighbor who's boss like volunteering to do his yardwork for free!
For real dude
When I would mow my lawn I would do a little spot of my neighbors lawn and he would run outside to do his side lol
Im living for Joe’s tired angry dad phase.
I had withdrawals from this pod. Appreciate you all!🎉
Za😆 hhh 7:09 in my u😊 oppoo kknow I ibbi I 😅i😅 Miss iiinini😊DDD
Guys- feel free to pod for longer than an hour. Especially if you have alot of stories. We wouldn’t be upset at 1.5-2 hour episodes lol
They don’t want to work 5 more min than their 2 hour weekly obligation.
The Patreon is a GOLD mine if you love content.
As soon as I start to like joe I immediately hate him again when he tells mark not to go over an hour.
Hate a pod that literally will stop a story cause they’re at the hr mark, like wtf dude?? Not that these guys do that
They have to pay extra rent for that.
Love how Joe somehow convinces Mark to take a sip he knows will be bad lol
"Wait a minute... a baby can't have water?! (No) What the f*#k?" I absolutely died after this exchange! 😂
Thanks for bringing the heat to 2024 boys! 🎉
💉💉😴💉🕑🕑🕑
Or it's tits will fall off..so damn funny
I would pay money to watch Joe try to answer Baby List's "Why?" questions in a couple years 😂
Joe is literally Larry David
He’s SIOUXing them!! I’m deaddddd 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
We like you Joe, it took many years, but eventually it happened lol
He's the only Communist I follow
@@joelm6631 what makes you call him a dirty "communist"?
that's rude. tell the truth. you've been gay for Joe since all of us. the longer it takes for you to get hard it only makes me harder. I can only get so hard. send a few firetrucks. my father's gay.
@@Ge0rge_0rwellhave you seen the guy?! Tell me he’s in a line up and you gotta pick out 2 communists and you don’t give him a second look?
He listens to Sam Harris so he’s slightly off piste with what’s really going on. It’s kind of sad. But he’s a fun guy I suppose.
The Scalp the tickets line was great
& then 'how'
"they scalped the tickets"... LOL Mark is elite
Mark's experience with Jake LaMotta is a Doug Stanhope joke.
List is going full Luis J. Getting into confrontations with strangers. I like it.
Pretty sure I listened to every episode in 2023. I think I might be Tuesgay (queef)
Same 🙋🏻♀️
ain’t nothin wrong with it….truly!💚
@@courtneyg678 I was born this way
It feels like a russian bot studying Tuedays wrote this
@@b0ssatr0n91 I must break you
"I'm gonna fix my teeth for this episode..." love me some Joe List. I'm gay.
Joe's story about the leafblower sounds like a Seinfeld ep.
Wow... this ep was a BANGER!! One of the best of year... or maybe it just seems that way cuz we missed one. Absence makes the heart grow 3X larger.
Best of the year? It’s the only of the year!
No mention of the missing ep...what happened? First time in years.
@@davidperez5089Christmas i assume
@@scruggscorp what are they children?!
Jk
Mark is pretty perfect. He's an 8/10 stand-up. And a 10/10 comedy podcasting.
Mark knew it was spoiled but tried it regardless-COMEDY!!!
Spit rinse and queef!
I missed these guys last week. My favorite is pod is back ❤❤❤❤
“He scalped the tickets” unreal 😂
My Left Foot sounds like a diabetes movie. NormandGold 👑
Thanks for the laughs in 2023 boys! Looking forward to 2024 with ya..
Sam Tallent is the best. So articulate with probably the best lexicon in all of stand up. He has a doctor for a wife and has a house outside of a Denver.
Great writer. "Running the light" is amazing.
Great special just came out 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wild how quick Tuesdays come these days
These guys have always came quick. Ask their wives
Ive been asking their wives that for years.@@tay8130
Glad I'm not the only one. Time is on hyper drive.
Yea! Thanks for the holiday upload, guys! 🫶🏻
Happy New Year🥂
Joe hitting the the parking attendant with his famous “are you mad at me?”
infamous
Happy New Year's ya queefs!
Mark is infamous for taking drugs from fans, but he is famous for Comedy! Coming to see you in Houston in February 🍄✨
No tippin' Pippen. Some great Bull's references in this ep.
Its absolutely wild how much money they've missed out on since shelby demonitized them. I'm surprised they don't just hire someone to handle it with youtube or something. It'd pay for itself. There has to be a way to turn it back on
You should message mark. He “reads everything “
They average about 25,000 views per week, which equates to about 15 to 20 dollars, I'm sure they aren't too worried about it
@@GorbyPplus they've talked so much about touching kids and smoking pole that their per-view pay rate from adsense has to be near zero 😂. They'll be just fine with the patreon and ad reads
CZcams monetization for smaller creators has been dead for years, patreon/sponsors is the income now
Joe looks like the fallout boy all grown up
Love this pod! Thank you guys for continuing to do it… happy to pitch in a few bucks on the Patreon to support you guys!
I've been watching your show for a while now.. you guys are hilarious. really crack me up.!!!
Happy New Year you queefs
Love a good confrontation 😂
This ep was a good one :).
Happy new year to my fellow Tuesgays.
I love that Joe asked the parking garage guy if he was mad at him. I did the same thing over the weekend. I took my daughter to Popeyes. She wanted chick Fila and I said no, no. Popeyes is great. The guy who took our order was so rude when I got up to the window I asked if he was mad at me. Nope he had just been there basically alone all day and in a bad mood. Understandable. Luckily he wasn't like parking garage guy bc im always in a mood to be a c unit.
Joe! That “green” recycled retail store bit is gold!!!🎉
Love ya both!
Have a Kickass 24!
1 Tea
2 Alcohol
3 Coffee
🤙
Joe I live in Ontario Canada. I'm on my way to deal with this leaf blower cooz!!!! Keep the chicken parm warm.
Merry new year gays!!!!
I love these guys
I love you Joe. You make most of my days 💯🤘🏻
My reason to have a Tuesday returns!
New baby, new Joey! I’m loving confrontational Joe. Keep it up folks, my father’s gay!
I love this show ❤😂
Just saw old Mikey Vecchione in Dania beach openning for TJ Miller, kid got balls...kid got balls
Happy new year queefs
This episode got me 😂
It's all tectonic plates Jerry
If I had a wife and new baby in the city, I don't know that I'd want to go to war with a neighbor, especially with them seeing exactly where I lived. It's not the older folks I'd be worried about, it's their kids/younger friends who don't take kindly to Joe mouthing off.
Most annoying cunts only understand their own language, sometimes you gotta remind people to be considerate. I would lose my gourd hearing that in the morning
I should say, I still laughed my ass off despite any actual sound logic. My man's just acting out on new dad stress. I've been there.
“They scalp the tickets…”
Knowing Slavic people I bet they saw the movies and just assumed theyd look weird if they didn't use a leaf blower. I know they aren't really used outside the us. Theyre like solo cups
I can’t wait to see mark on the 13th.
7:13 aeon flux, babyyy!!!!
Just took my tickets for your show together at the Grove, cant fukin wait !
one of you guys please come to victoria b.c. There are theaters
Gig Harbor is one of my favorite places ever, Joe
I love you, Joe ❤
"they scalped the tickets" 🖤
Leaf blower guy is just waiting for his megablower 3000 order to arrive
Joe is somehow acting like he owned the parking garage guy but Joe got destroyed by him lmao
The reason you can't give a baby water is because that water will replace a feeding which has calories. If the baby feeds from his mother (or a bottle) he is getting calories with his water, whereas just a bottle of water will replace those calories. If let's say you're meant to feed your baby x number of boobs/bottles per day: if you replace 1/2 of them with water, now your child is consuming half the calories and could be at risk of failure to thrive or starvation.
Joe is turning into a Karen😂
" Neil degrasse queefson" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
didja like that one johnny
I remember going to top of the rock in 2007 and they had the neon lights 😂
Thought that dirty stain on the wall was on my screen.
How is this not monetized.. come on chuck
They talked about it on the patreon a couple times. Shelby fooked em with the account and CZcams customer service is horseshit, that's where it's at basically
1:45 ahh the ol'👃🏻 to 👃🏻 shuffle!
joe makin a bad situation worse, yyyyyyikes
"mind c*nt", really got me... you know where. it could also be like a subtitle to Mark, how Chris Angel is "Mind Freak".
I had a neighbor in Minneapolis that would leaf blow every day early in the morning. The craziest part is that he would climb up on the roof of his garage and blow the leafs out of the gutters. That's nuts. I feel your pain, Joe.
Missed you queefs last week!
RIP Shelby
It's MISOPHONIA... it sucks. Gives me overwhelming RAGE sometimes.
Kansas City Mark Normand stamp of approv!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
PNW is absolutely amazing. I hope Joe moves here, so underrated
joe, just talk to the neighbors
How does a comedic genius watch Three Amigos and still not know what infamous means. 😂 It’s like a pretty important part of that movie.
who hates a curdled cream cough? I'm all queafed up. spray it in my eyes and face babes. get me good.
bright idea - list, wait like 7 years to tell your boy where you work, lying along the way and then take him through some boring office where real workers pretend they see you every day & then BOOM the promised special treat afterwards is your reveal, telling fart jokes in a theater...that's "usually sold out!"
A Serbian fan here, I just want to point out that the Serbian word for leaf is, I kid you not, "LIST".
Silly ass Mark… tanning his ankles 🤨
Joe needs to move the fam to the burbs stat… complaining about noise in nyc seems nuts
Mark "windbreaker" Normand
GANG GANGGGGGG FELLAS!!!!
Haha Im from Calgary and I still go to the Comedy Cave but they have a new location thats way better! Hit it up Joe and bring Norm
"GAY I" 🤣
Missed yall last week. Let’s go gays!!
"im on the FENCE"...
"no OFFENSE "
😉🤔🤣
like no. 419
thanks for the science lesson.
Cant believe i didnt know Patagonia was all all the countries mushed together and then moved apart by the comet that killed the dinosaurs
You CAN give babies water.
Someone Better Hydrate that baby STAT!
Joe reminds me too much of me for me to wholeheartedly embrace or like him.
That said, I'm gay.
125k listeners a week - imagine that in one place!
1:04:54 she was “Slow-Walk-Ian”
This was the best Ep of the year, by far, and I mean that!
Me too
Note to self don’t watch next week when Joe talks about his rotten foot
I’m glad they didn’t do a best of! Take some time off. You guys deserve it. Hate the best ofs!