Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2023
- It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wallets, electric vehicles, moving recliners - this story's got EVERYTHING!
THEN Joe heads to Vegas to do a clean set at a dentist corporate! It's Tuesday!
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Mark calling the old mom Gertrude and Myrtle. I was 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Leaving the wallpaper hanging down to spur comments for the algo.
These boys are no newbies to prodding comments out of us Tuesgays
This show makes life more bearable .
The Normand saga continues and holy hell it was worth the wait
Mark foreshadowing the wallet by saying he threw it on the dash was masterful story telling. That's just the kind of skill you get from doing Tuesdays since 86.
I audibly laughed at the old lady story and Joe going "oh dear..." 38:17
Ditto
Was that a happy Gilmore reference? See this name tag? You’re in my world now, grandma.
@@BPH55 holy shit! I think you're right
Yess! Classic Seinfeld deep cut (Jerry's Nana on her way over to Chemical Bank!)
@@BPH55it's a reference from seinfeld from Seinfeld's Nana when Jerry cashed all her checks
Joe's evolving reaction to Mark's never-evolving carelessness is a lesson in Zen-like acceptance
Never evolving! Ha! Well said. He does still evolve in mastering his conception and delivery systems, but I thought what you said was seemingly valid... but who else besides MN is pushing back for our freedom of speech to say something about coke (which he may be recovering from in this video) and fingering black children!!!? It seems trite but yelling fire is important!
Im gonna let the chicken bone chicken bone chicken bone
Give it just a little kiss.
Two thighs in? Im on it! You you got it You want it
@@BuzzyJumper What I gotta is a lot a ricotta salata
@@wakenow1 Now put yo mouth where ma money issssh
Daniel van Kirk is a true saint, he saves the day for Mark and. He's the guy that stuck beside Ryan Sickler when he had a stay in hospital this year
Whalberg: "Look good, feel good"
The irony screams-Mark is offended at throat clearing on the mic but jumps at every opportunity to burp and fart directly into the mic.
Comedy!
@@revefamilyvideos3018 hahaha totally beat me to it.
I just can't look at him the same way after his french toast slander. #TEAMLIST #THEREGZ
Get off Kevin’s ass.
I'm ok with all of that but chewing on mic is unbearable
You’re def thinking of Ed Hochuli, the NFL ref with the huge guns 💪🏼
This correct
That’s it! Ed Hockney sounded right and I couldn’t figure out why but you’re right, that’s what he was thinking of.
what am i thinking of?
@@billyghostal pickled beets right now.
Big, buff reffin queef
I love Marks little utterances: “Send me the video”
Mark: we didn’t see it coming.
Anyone who’s ever listened to the podcast: we saw it coming.
Truly don't understand how Normand thinks his comedy can't be personal - his stories are absolute gold - epic, cartoonish sagas.
6:38 Send Sara my sympathies
This old lady EV story had me absolutely dying. Normand’s road shenanigans never disappoint 👌
Chiming in from Davenport! What a saga lmao. Mark and YB killed it at the Racoon Motel. There's something special about seeing a pro work out new material. Not sure if the boys even read the youtube comments, but Mark's set inspired me to go up and try out a stand-up open mic last week and now I'm hooked! Tell Joe to get his ass to the Quad Cities!
Nothing like a Monday Night with Tuesdays With Stories with Joe List and Kevin Hart
Joe List should whip that hacky, unfunny walrus Burnt Chrysler's arse back to the Florida swamp he crawled out of. Great ep tho boys!!!
I only know Luke List, who is this Joe fella?
Sing it sister
And the herp
@@revefamilyvideos3018and hpv
Mark is the worst traveler ever. 😂
…or the best. We wouldn’t have these epic stories for Tuesgays! 😂
Normands story’s got me cryin laughin. Sound effects are his everything
Same. I cried at the part at grandmas house. No one tells a story like that. You can see it right in front of you. Every part is so detailed. The sound effects are incredible.
This is the best one they’ve had in a year. Well done boys
The part at the grandma house made me just break down crying out of laughter. I just folded over and tears started to run while I laughed like a mad person, it was so funny. Mark is a storyteller like no other. I don’t even know why that part was so funny but it’s like it kicked me in the brain region of funny.
With the amount of Raycon ads I hear, you’d think I’d know one fuckin person who has them.
That story was so good! Mark's life is truly something else 😄
"This lady obviously comes from a lot of money, she's got several stamps" lol
Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Let's go Joe! Comedy!
Fcking love these queefmobiles.
You know the old lady was thinking, "Men sure were stronger back in my day".
These guys make me laugh harder then anyone else on this planet
"Can't tell if i hate her or not yet"🤣
I love this podcast, thanks fellas🤌🤌🤌
Mark's adventure sounds like a new age Tommy Boy.
Yes! They’re even having issues around Davenport, Iowa. I’m surprised Mark didn’t bust the door at the charging station.
Top 5 episode all time... Normand's Road trip was fucking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank God I'm so bored I need this!!!!
u rule
Hey everyone some lady gave Joe a stamp.... wow wee im on the edge of my seat here!!!
Normand makes his life 5 times harder then it needs to be . Get it together drunky
Don't do that, It would cut 20 min off each episode.
@@AA-xb2zm no. For that 20 minutes they can talk
"Why separate knob, why separate knob!?"
😂😂😂
The most amazing part about this is the fact that Mark left his wallet on a dashboard of a car. I hear he pulls his wallet out of his pants to pay for something almost, if not never…
It’s because he has the same wallet as George Costanza. It’s like 3” thick
Mark and Joe really pour their souls for the comedy. Queef queef.🎉
Ed Hochuli was an NFL ref for a long time, maybe that's who Joe was thinking of?
Marks stories are starting to rival the astonishing tales of Costanza! 😂😂😂
This is vintage level Tuesdays. Thank you gays.
This is the only podcast I audibly laugh while listening to. Mark and Joe are 2 of the funniest people on the planet and their genuine friendship translates to comedic gold. Best pod in the biz. My fathers gay.
Just started a loooong drive. I screamed YES in my car alone when it posted lol. Its rough when your caught up on everything. Love ya boys.
Are you in an EV?
@@tubermcgoober Connecticut from NJ. Trip was the length of the pod. Boom...
@@wakenow1 u calling me ghey? Lol
@@alexpalette you are here! Seems pretty ghey.
This was the funniest Tuesdays ever 😂😂 they could be making movies out of these episodes
This was an absolute classic of an episode. Perfect balance of stories. Thanks fellas. Keep humming along. Mark, loved your Special. Joe, can’t wait for yours.
Just firing this up. Hope they talk about whatever mark’s tease was from last week. I forget what it was though. Must be all that jizz on my bedroom wall
What an ep! Tuesdays at its finest!
Normand needs to turn that story into a movie!! It’s crazy and it would be hilarious!
Great episode!! Classic. Love you guys so much
You should send that guy who saved you a really nice gift basket and maybe the flowers for the old lady
Mark's story is a screen-play waiting to be written.
I have the same thing as joe with people racing by and swerving between lanes wishing the worst on them. Maybe I'm an old lady but oh well
One of my favorite eps now! 🤣
Mark's story was wild! Had me on the edge of my seat at every turn.
That story is one of the best of all time. 😂
Really looking forward to Joe’s new special
56:39 lol great tour... Great leader of the tour, we're all friends 😂 glad to hear you and Bert made up
That Nana reference[Chemical Bank] had me rolling. “Oh dear.”
Ed Hochuli..former NFL Ref.
Joe's face after the hose comment hahahah. Love this pod
Can’t wait for Joe’s special, and also to then see him in September on that one day in chicago!!! ❤
Ed Hoculee (something like that) is that totally jacked, 70 year old NFL referee.
This is 100% what he was referring to.
“Can we get those keys there, Gertrude?” 😂😂
that EV story was amazing, maybe find a greyhound or Amtrak train next time 😂
Mark is one of the Great storytellers that somehow survives his life.
Mark had one of the great Trains, Planes and Automobiles stories ever. Might consider sending Von Kirk some Bodega Cat and his mom some of those near crack cookies from Ferrara(s).
Funniest episode in a while, that Mark story had me dying.
Monday uploads have made it a struggle to keep up my routine Tuesday morning TWS on the way to work. Tomorrow’s commute I will have to settle for we might be drunk.
Never settle
@@Cornerstore203 I didn’t, I made it until the morning. Praise Allah.
“It’s a star studded flight !” 🤣
Resident Tuesday Mailman here, every post office is different. But, the clerk's who run the front also do mail and package work in the back . Scanning all the incoming packages and sorting mail to the right routes . They get in at 4 am and they are mostly great people. They can't open the front window til all the outgoing mail and packages have been sorted for the mailmen in the back .Cheers !
Another round of strawberry for me and all my friends.
16 minutes in and I have had 4 legit belly laughs. Mrs. List plz give Joe more lovin cuz he killing it today!
"Am I late for something?" 😂 55:45
Not even 5 min in and I’m dyin here 😂😂😂
That made me laugh very much
Mark’s EV story absolutely killed me lol 😝 dead 😅
also :
*GET THAT EFFIN BEEP OUTTA THERE*
I’m beginning to think it’s not “being funny” that allows you to be a standup comedian,,, but your ability to continuously handle the stress of traveling…….
what keeps you from quitting
Planes, delays and electric mobiles. Clip it
Mark needs to start wearing a go pro while traveling so we can get a first person experience of this insanity
I rarely see clips for this pod. Up your guys' clip game! You all deserve more than 20k views. What the heck?!
This ep was a true banger.. as in it should be the gateway eps for a first time listener
What an adventure mark went on to get to that show 😂😂
So excited to see how we get to walker texas ranger!
Best Ep yet
Killin me w Mark's Mic there Chuck
39:30 jeez, this is insane 😂😂😂 moral of the story : don’t rely on an EV. 😂
Crying laughing. The best. Comedy!
Drop a like if you wanna see Joe list on something's burning,Brent krishers show they need to settle this beef
And make thai food
anyone else watch soup to nuts and find the pod to be more entertaining than his stand up? the off the cuff zingers are funnier to me than the carefully crafted bits
Yes. I really hate to admit it after being a fan for years. No complaints but it didn't really make me laugh that much. This is what Sam is always trying to tell him... incorporate the great, natural storytelling from his podcasts into his standup.
“I took a mint”- 😂😂😂😂
Holy mother of god, I love these two! ❤
WOW 😳... I mean come on can we not get go pro for Mark imagine those patreon 😂
I don’t know what ya do on the weekend 😂
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
"I was never big on creeds."
- Newman
Oh my god I needed the part about the old lady and the car
Laughed my ass off
“School shooters are doing stuff before 10!”- that’s a punchline if I ever heard one
I like Mark’s LoS appearance where he opens with, “whaddup, n*ggas??”
A very special episode indeed
Doesn’t like clearing the throat in the mic but will shit his pants 😂😂😂😂
I love Mark he’s great but someone should really tell him he’s not Norm Mc’donald. 🤣😂
Nice CKC (Cup, kick n Catch) Truth Sr 😂👶🔥
"we don't need to hear that" -Mark Normand as his watch beeps and he burps/farts into every mic ever