Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas.
Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy!
Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!!
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The background of the studio looks like Nestlé Drumsticks....give it a goog
🏋🏻♂️ Joe Lifts
Marks Sets & Reps
For the algo!!
This is my favorite comedy podcast
Same
Thanks guys! I was wondering what your favourite podcast is...What about your favourite color?
JasminLondon having a rough day/week/winter/year/life 😂
@@keelmaanful Wow that was so funny! You should’ve put two of those emojis! You should try comedy…
Elaborate
Mark’s gym: Hot Gay Sets
Joe’s gym: JoNoChin Ups
Chuck’s gym: Who We Kiddin’
Good work, my other account
nice 3rd burner
"Are you on the list?" I AM THE LIST!
Listen to this, about a Joe List list, listing Joe Lists. Along with another list listing a Joe List' lists list which is the number of Joe lists the joe list list lists
Finally Joe is getting in on those traumatic interactions with Jerry 😂
2 minutes in and this ep’s energy/synergy is top shelf COMEDY, folks.
absolute equinox of an ep!
@@rashesthippo they really equinox'd it outta the park
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet" - Winston Wolf
3 mins in and still going
Love that Marks thinking face is the same as him trying to fart😊
Haramdulilah!
"Equanimity"
"That's an Outkast album"🤣🤣
I forgot it was Tuesday. What a red hot happy surprise this is. Cheers gents. ChatGPT wrote that. It sounds just like me.🎉
Is your father gay?
@@gtube1477 gayer than yours.
Thanks for wearing our shirt, Mark!
I don’t know about y’all but I’m loving these hour and 10 plus minute episodes! Longer the better! (That’s what she said) sorry I couldn’t resist.
Ohh an extra 10 minutes!? You realize people like RedBar do 7-8 hours casually.. this is nothing
@@TheCBDemon Okay? Do you feel better now? Am I allowed to enjoy something? Is that okay? Weirdo
Chuck wins with "Weighting Room"
I live in Hawaii, but I fucked up and missed Mark, it was sold out. saw Mulaney a couple days ago, but still pissed I missed Mark.
“Surfs Up” & “my main man Mahomes” 😂😩😂 joes on fire 🔥💨💯
Sweet Jesus the menace on the train story is killing me. This podcast is hilarious
6 mins in and this is unequivocally lunch. Liked the OutKast ref, Mark. Lol
Thank God the wedding talk is finally over lol, it felt like months. But this episode was back to the good stuff
Agree lol
"It's where gays go to frollick"
Marks gym should be called 'Normands Land' exclusive to Lesbians & foragers in the neutral strip
These. Guys. Rock.
okay Joe,even though you blew it with Jerry for life,you still look like chosen people with the glasses,so the city KOOKS know who to chase in the streets.
lmao
I got every nurse in my emergency room saying “anyjizz”, and not one in this whole episode, only an “anyfart” 😔
Gym Morrison's 24 hour fitness center. "Come on in The Doors are always open."
i went to the doctor today for joe syndrome.
atmospheric jerry!
Joe you are such a legend for that Jerry gag! Hilarious! Clip it for the algo! Hahaha
Great pod guys… thanks as always!!
I gotta say, I usually come for Mark...but Joe List is really starting to grow on me lol...especially these last few eps. You guys are great!
Great episode as usual and Joe's channel does have a g lot of great videos and short films
OMG, these two just kill me! 😂😂😂
These two legend could've been on the cast of Mad Men, and even get their own spin off.
Cure for the common podcast.
@@scottduenasii1833 DON U QUEEF, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN
@@meme-vw1vi 😆
Sad Men
Still Monday in Chicago Tuegays!
I've never been to NYC so I love hearing these crazy subway experiences, I am imagining perfectly
These episodes should be called “lPlanes, Trains and Automobiles” because the stories involving Mark’s kooky travels and Joe’s crazy encounters all revolve around these things. I adore these two and always know I’m in for a ride when watching the pod. Gym names: Get Pumped or Hot People Only 😊
Great episode!
Commenting for Algorithm!! This is one of my favorite podcasts!!
"SWEATY SWELTERS"
Love it!
Always a great ep, love you guys.
Joe and Mark open a gym together: "Dumbbells," tagline: Just lift a bit
Joe's gym: "The Set List," tagline: Come if you hate yourself
Mark's gym: "Veinies," tagline: We're out to crunch
Joe was totally right that he didnt do the Ben Bailey bit justice. Even knowing the punch its worth the listen
Used to use Ether to inflate 18 wheeler tires. Queefs!
Average Joe's gym like from the movie dodge ball.
Joe pulling that shirt out from behind him, giving it a look of disdain and casting it aside was LUNCH!
“Yeah, that checks out” 😂😂
Love u gays, guaranteed to always make me laugh thank you Never stop queffing
Mark trying to mimic Joe do someone looking him up killed me 😆
Joe is such a generous co-host. So cute.
Great ep !
THAT checks out
🤣😉✊🏿
Great stories this week
yooo Joe,.... I watched your new special,, attacked by anxiety,... broooo that shit was insane funny ,... gotta watch it again
Peppercorn 🦾........
😂 they named the ep Joe-nasium….also Chuck definitely googed those gym names
How does Marks channel have almost 600K subs and Joe only has 55K!!?? Cmon people!! Show Joe some fuckin love and go subscribe.
the one pump chumps ! for the gym name!
The 2 greatest comedians on this podcast. Be humble
Gymsim mines! 💎💎💎💎 “we will mine the strength outta you”
love it!!!
The body shop, goddamn it, the body shop
I know they love Jerry and we all do too but he seems like the epitome of "Never meet your heroes" seems like a real buzzkill to hang around
I don't know how any Seinfeld fan would be surprised at how he is IRL, similar with Larry David, they are open books, and I would love to meet either one
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind you are presenting this interesting theory as fact, you shouldn't do that
@@AgendaInMind bro WHAT
@@AgendaInMind Ya but still!
Amazing
The visual of Joe smelling Chris DiStefano's hand and making jokes about it is so hilarious.
Similar things have happened to me, around teachers, work bosses, etc... Making the joke to soon and pretty sure they heard me and said nothing .. But I didn't admire any of those particularly and it bothered me .. can't imagine the discomfort it caused Joe haha
love the pod
4:25 that was cool sound effect
Best pod on earth
I love Hawaii, it's like a big warm hug from god. The locals are amazing people too
Saw Mark in Calgary. Great time!
"Don't overcook the steak. It defeats it's own purpose. You're burning it!"
Let's call the gym "Stickers", because people love stickers
The amount of happiness this pod provides me is insane
It’s all pipes !!
There’s a Curious George book where he gets high on ether too lol
St.Louisan all my life, never heard Missouri loves company, although I have pronounced Missouri as Misery. Winters aren't great, and it stopped snowing here in the past 15 years. We used to get a foot of snow every winter, now nothing
Equanimity being an Outkast Album was great! That popped in my head too. 🤣😂😂🤣😂 #aquemini
Some of the best comedians out there right now and they have to adhere to a stupid algorithm in order for people to notice. It’s all fucked folks!
Need that Gym Normand movie!
Lifting Out Loud; Killer Sets
fitness monster is gold jerry!
Tuesgaysium! 🙈
I’ll get my sweat pants.
I cannot wait to see you guys in the flesh! If you 2 do meet and greets I will flip!
I feel like that could be a bit Mark at 40:36. Lol so true
Cruisin’ Joe’s Gymnasium!
I think a good gym name would be Little Squigler’s Realm
Sorry about the Hawaii shows. Loved having ya. Comedy!
Surfs up
Awesome ep
Gym names for the algo: The Sweat Shack - Swollen Members - Sets n Reps - The Gun Range - Fit-In-This Fitness
I can’t get over the fact that Mark can’t see that these are not gym names, they are clearly merch ideas 😂😂
GYMGAYSIUM!!!
Seeing you boys in March!
COCA - Come One Come All !
According to Gym
“The Iron Dome” for a gym.
Hopefully I can hit my goals at the CheckMark this year
Tuesgays for life!
"Hot Sets" for gym name. 🏋️♂️
Why does Joe ask how long it’s been after 20 min every ep? Just bring the heat
Harold and Maude is a great movie!!!
I’d would say : BeefQuake, According to Gym, & The Swole Patch.