Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- čas přidán 15. 01. 2023
- Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters!
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4:40 pm Tuesday afternoon in Sydney, Australia. Had a bad day, got notified that a new ep just dropped and a smile appeared on my face. I say this on behalf of my self and everyone else that watches you guys - you legit bring a lot of happiness into my life. Being queefy and cheesy but don't stop doing these eps along with your comedy, and everything else. Your impact is far greater than you know. peace and love.
Fellow queefy Australian here couldn’t have said it better mate, all the best
Aussie here too 💖
You are definitely tues-GAY
Nothing like cheesy queefs yum
Mark is so visibly hungover. It’s hilarious
That pilot was definitely just watching the World Cup there was no fuel issues🤣
Joe’a face at 14:54😂
My thoughts exactly. 😆
Nice editing job with the camera switch as well 👍🏻
He's face is gold, jerry
“Mmmhmm ahhhuh” 😂😂😂
13 minutes over an hour!? I love it! Bonus time for us CZcams subs.
When I was like 9 or 10 years old, my family went on holiday overseas. So we had to take a very long airplane flight to get there. My brother told me that farts don't stink when you're in an airplane because of the altitude. So I farted at every opportunity. Turns out, farts DO in fact smell on airplanes.
😆
You know I love these guys if I’m willing to listen to a story about a disgruntled cookie customer.
"Look to the 🍪"
“The pastriarchy” got me
The guy at the fake Panera Bread upsold Joe and played him like a fiddle lol.
lmao Joe's laugh during the betterhelp ad. Love to see the boys give up the yuks!
I was fast forwarding and saw Joe crack up so I had to rewind to watch the ad.
Questing into the microphone = COMEDY GOLD!!!
Never fails to make me laugh especially when we hear descriptions thereafter. Just like friends and family 😂
Mark is going to hear it from Mae for staying in contact with an ex fling lol
she definitely doesnt listen to this podcast haha
He constantly bitches about her in the peevs segment of WMBD, but I think this is actually worse...
He's fine...She told me she never watches.
51:00 most perfect delay = the pilot was watching the football too
They keep saying how this usnt 1 of their best eps and here I am laughing my ads off. Bless you guys
29:59 to Joe, a great response is "maybe next time"
man that better help ad read killed me!!!
Handy cap faces almost made me piss myself as well List
Jack Reacher!
Reacher around
Lost it at the Steamboat Willie discussion. Gold.
I love how you guys stay so positive and funny even when going through tough experiences. Such great spirits
Damn Sam took Mark to the Forbidden City! Now they got to move the whole damn forbidden city Jerry!
No one would cry🤣🤣
Beet Factory - had to pause I laughed so hard
Joe and his infant palate again! You gotta love that queef.
this is one of the best episodes ever hahahahahaha
Laughed at loud at Uncle Messy. You did it Joe!
Joe’s laugh is the most contagious thing ever 🤣🤍
“I want to pegged…”
“I want a divorce…”
Funny as fuck!
Intermittent flying is funny!
I don’t get it… english is not my first language so i probably didn’t catch it. u mind explaining? The intermittent flying thing i mean
i listen to you guys, on spotify, everyday while im at work 😂
I’m native american and love the LuLu’s mark always does 😂🤣😂
Fun ep guys!
18:42 driving to work at 7:30am nearly died laughing at Mark
This is like watching two old guys shooting the shit before they got old.
That better help ad LMAO
Holy shit!! Congrats on the Gramercy boys, that's gonna be one helluva show! Wish I could see ya but I'm too gay. Keep queefing it up!
Thee best way to advertise!
32:05 I love marks “oh jeez” 😂😂
“what about that thing you said about my sack” 😩😂😩😂😩
"Gener-a-bread" 25:56 😂😂😂😂
Dec 12 2022. Real topical stuff
Hi guys congrats !!😁
"Comedy.... !"
Joe would be great on TYSO. “And you know me…..”
I was thinking this!!! Rick’s entire bit is Joe’s everyday.
I almost shit my pants when Mark said “Kyle Dunnigan oh he was the Retard” 1:07:35
54:05 aaah kept waiting for Art Vandalay! 😂
Jeez!
Pilot was watching obviously
Tuesgay here, please come to Bismarck North Dakota one day Mark! Joe you can come too:)
Fire intro
11:11 Greatest moment of podcasts History!
The algorithm nearly become sentient and wipe out all humanity after realizing no better content could ever be created.
So disappointed that we didn't get an "Uncle Messi" callback during the World Cup story.
When I first read the thumbnail I thought for sure it was a world cup reference
HAHA! Joe Shmow over here predicting 49rs vs Bengals. 😂 Go Cowboys!
School shootings, me “I’m glad I don’t live in America”
Tuesdays with story’s live : “I fkn wish I lived in America” 😂
"Thanks for not coming, we need less judgmental pussies" 😂
Joining you guys tonight with a diet A&W root beer, feels better than a cabbage patch doll with a fleshlight installed into it
49ers vs. Bengals - Joe, you're on it! Posting from the night of January 22nd.
Show me where it spits, Mark
Ya gotta admit... Learys bit about Lennon takin 6 bullets and not one for Yoko was pretty stellar.
..you still got cable-mics! so old-school - feeling the eighties calling...
Joe is so funny!! (on the pod)
The knockoff Panera story was so relatable.
Normand looks so married. QUEEF! :s
FINALLY!
Joe: I am glad I am not one of those food people
Also Joe: Cholesterol is killing me, I am four pounds down.
Honda Fits are badass actually! Drives in Buffalo snow doggy.
I will retract my statement that we need the theme song right away. Small intro with a highlight was good
I can't lie I've heard Mark mention that swordfish story at least three times. Lol
Joe List eats McDonald's and Subway but hates fried pickles. He likes trash. Lol 🤣
well he is what he eats, trash lmao
His favourite coffee is Starbucks 😭
Guess I'm the gayest today.
Who dey!
Give it a goog, ya chooch
Hey I'll take 3rd place!
If u ain't first you're last
You know if you guys got someone to do some animation for these pods it would be fucking dope. Shorties Watchin Shorties was one of the greatest shows ever, everytime you guys get a started on a story just have it cut to a animation of the story.
Joe you gotta try fried pickles. They’re the best
Where's the link to buy tix for the live show?!!!
Would be great if that waiter was just a well-meaning Tuesgay trying to explain to Joe-through the use of metaphor-that his picky eating has, well, put him in a bit of a health “pickle.”
I said to my friend " it would be cool if you can work out and get taller." He said "well then everybody would be taller" then I said " well you can workout to be skinnier and there's a lot fat people out there" then he said oh shit, your right" lol
Zombie is an all timer. When Tony Blair decided to join George W Bush in the invasion of Iraq, Zombie became one of the most played songs on UK radio, and the lyrics were so powerful that they got in Tony Blair’s head so badly that the song was literally banned. I just found that fascinating. “It’s in your head, in your head. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie.” Was banned by a guy who committed to invading a country for what turned out to be no justifiable reason despite initially saying they had WMD’s. The WMD’s were all “in your head. In your head. Zombie! Zombie!” “I can’t bloody concentrate with this song playing! I want it off the radio by this evening or you’re fired!”
I like these eps, when they have to bank some and have no topics really but just fumble thru it with goofy shit the whole time
'Judgment Night' aka 'Mighty Ducks IV'
I think the Toronto Raptors were named after the dinosaur from Jurassic Park
31:55 total ShambleList, mid ad of all times. Mark can really crank that small mouth bass up.
Sounds like the pilots were watching the game
(54:45) Pilot was watching the game too
Why is Joe always hating on a guy with a regular job? Without him you have no cookie PAL
You guys should live stream the event for us tuesgays outside of America (Peru here). 10 or 15 bucks to watch it online sounds reasonable right? Just like CK is doing with his upcoming MSG show.
Love you guys. Posting videos from 12/23 on 01/16 should be illegal. What’re we doing here?
Well someone went to Africa for honeymoon so maybe chill
@@MikeWoot65 yeah CQ was fuming!
@@MikeWoot65 I respect that 100%. Still, for a somewhat topical comedy show to drop “new” episodes recorded almost 1 full month ago feels a little lazy to me. 🤷♂️
@@isthisPG bro this is a free show and they didnt even miss an upload. And it's their second job
@@MikeWoot65 it's "free" because it drives ticket sales which drives $ in their pocket. They're not making this show out of the goodness of their heart lol it's a key aspect of their business and we (their customers) are allowed to have an opinion on it. I'm a Patreon subscriber + have paid to see both of them live.
Craig's news!
Toronto Raptors were named due to the popularity of Jurassic Park
Q-U-E-E-F!
There used to be a cap on how many marriages you could have
nice packages
Men's gymnastics is pretty impressive! Pretty sure men do much bigger maneuvers on floor and vault
The reason woman have to check men out fully because we don't want to get attacked!
5:00 what do you think the Toronto Raptors are Mark?
🔥🔥🔥
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
Is Louie the guest on the live pod? Comedy
21:23 Being gay would be great… No one would cry
List is a very good stand up, Norman's standip is wonder bread level bland and sooo safe - only cuts loose on Pods.
Thank God this came out Monday night, because Kill Tony sucked! Saved the evening. Good job folks!
folksssssss
Total cholesterol was 302 in my 20’s. Lipitor
Watch the ad reads at around 31:00.