Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2016 Moments

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  • @NirvanaKC001
    @NirvanaKC001 Před 7 lety +422

    9:32 "40 Year Old Child" It's like the TV was speaking directly to Phil at that moment.

    • @Malumbrus
      @Malumbrus Před 7 lety +41

      LMAO I was thinking the same thing when I saw that. It's a documentary on his life.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz Před 7 lety +56

      Confirmed Sociopath That's the Universe trying to help him but he's too dense to notice.

    • @guillaumedusecteurnord9556
      @guillaumedusecteurnord9556 Před 7 lety +11

      How about the one above which is written "Fun with DICK and Jane"?

  • @clownmode7427
    @clownmode7427 Před 2 lety +204

    Watching this in 2022 and Phil hasn't changed a bit. Still on level 1

    • @aeroblu2002
      @aeroblu2002 Před rokem +8

      I am genuinely impressed that his life hasn't changed.
      Most people have either retired, moved on to something new, passed away, overall they've become such different people with different lives as of the turn of the decade.
      Phil on the other hand has literally just been doing the same thing for years, and legit, nothing's changed. I thought by now he'd be living on the streets seeing he won't get another job, but apparently he still makes money off of this, and never gets bored, despite how repetitive his life is. I have to say, I still love dunking on this guy, but I am genuinely impressed he's somehow still doing what he does.

    • @indridcold_
      @indridcold_ Před rokem +13

      watching in 2023, i can confirm that he is still the same lol.

    • @AlphaAsylum93
      @AlphaAsylum93 Před rokem +1

      @@indridcold_ beat me to my joke lol

    • @indridcold_
      @indridcold_ Před rokem

      @@AlphaAsylum93 nice xD

    • @CousinVinnie42069
      @CousinVinnie42069 Před rokem

      He is a real life rerun

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Před rokem +56

    Watching this as a retrospective in 2023, it really shows that Phil's attitude has not changed one bit.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před rokem +10

      Of course, it hasn't.
      Phil’s the same petty manchild he was back in 2008 and only changes superficially if he is forced to or someone does it for him.

  • @platty9237
    @platty9237 Před 3 lety +81

    I love DSPs immaculate recollection of things he’s said. It’s everyone else’s fault for hearing it wrong.
    He then re-explains those things eloquently, tactfully, and expressed with a light touch. You know, completely contradicting what he said the previous day.
    We need a DSP vs “DSP the next day” video.

  • @Born2Bnoob
    @Born2Bnoob Před 2 lety +28

    Almost 6 years later, after a bank records leak proving he’s making bank and putting many thousands into WWE Champions, this guy is STILL acting like he’s completely broke.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet Před rokem +1

      Of course he is.
      This is the only job thing he can do to make even a middle-class income. Anything else he's not qualified for or he's too old or he doesn't have the personality to do it.
      As I've told people for years, he's either going to die in that condo or get dragged out by the Sherif.

  • @legendoffupa
    @legendoffupa Před rokem +13

    Watching this in 2023 and I couldn't tell if this video was 7 years or 7 days old, that's how little he changed.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před rokem +12

    Respect to that Aussie woman. She seemed like she genuinely wanted to be fair and respectful. She was about ready to shit on them for going on a vacation and then not doing much but realised that the issue isn't going somewhere and then not doing much, the issue is begging for tips and telling everyone how poor you are but then doing this shit
    You could actively hear her trying to restrain herself from saying something mean, but that deserves respect imo

  • @Beautiful_Mess
    @Beautiful_Mess Před rokem +13

    I’ve tried a few times to watch this in the evening at bedtime. My kitten is a detractor, because every time he sees DSP, he swipes the phone screen. Even kittens don’t like DSP. 🤣

  • @PigCake
    @PigCake Před 2 lety +7

    2016 all the way to 2021 and he hasn't changed one bit

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +2

      Too true. He's still begging, still scamming, still whining, still one of the top 5 most pathetic, annoying, punchable people in the world.

  • @tylerwarren8399
    @tylerwarren8399 Před rokem +6

    So It’sAGundam is why I’m here. This man is a wild animal, and morbid curiosity has overtaken me. It’s like Charlie Zelenoff (sp?), I just…. I…… have no words. I must watch.

  • @playstationgamer8759
    @playstationgamer8759 Před 3 lety +15

    The best part is that he always blames others and NEVER takes accountability for his bullshit.

  • @mrxtravagent7130
    @mrxtravagent7130 Před rokem +7

    Watching in 2023 and guess what?? Phil hasn't changed a bit.. Level 1 for life

  • @LocutusOfWarborgOneOfOne

    Seriously so much fun watching this and seeing just how little he's evolved, gotta love it.

  • @blakesexton2092
    @blakesexton2092 Před 2 lety +6

    This man sounds the exact same today as he did 5 years ago. Sad.

  • @philthestampede
    @philthestampede Před rokem +6

    Honestly shocked he tried to monetize his own stupidity with those shirts. He would never do that now.

  • @lasagna187
    @lasagna187 Před 2 lety +5

    "if ten percent of two million gave a dollar a month"
    he really thinks he deserves TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars every month, incredible

  • @allways28
    @allways28 Před rokem +3

    Just found this hilarious archive. Now it’s time to look back to 2016 and see what retro piggy was up to!

  • @AugustStephenson397
    @AugustStephenson397 Před 2 lety +6

    #5 is so funny six years later and he got kicked from Twitch for running his mouth unfiltered.

  • @thxwanderer
    @thxwanderer Před 3 lety +8

    I found one of these (I think it was the 2020 video) and decided to go back and see what Phil got up to years prior. This is too funny and sociopathicdetractor had me laughing the whole time.

  • @ivovanderavert1269
    @ivovanderavert1269 Před 2 lety +2

    DSP looks like a bad faceswap between David Brent and Ron Jeremy.

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 Před rokem +2

    Big thanks as always Secret Limited. Keep he Dsp content coming it’s always fantastic you got talent

  • @Drimplf
    @Drimplf Před 2 lety +6

    Lmfaooo his guy healed the boss for 6000 and he got a LTG frame perfect quit to home screen

  • @drewbaby299
    @drewbaby299 Před rokem +3

    Crazy how in 2023 he's gotten worse.

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 Před 4 lety +3

    more editing in the first 20 seconds than on the entire dspgaming channel

  • @Marco_di_Martino
    @Marco_di_Martino Před 3 lety +6

    Sad to say he has only gotten worse.

    • @gatesofhades534
      @gatesofhades534 Před 3 lety +4

      He has definitely gotten more boring. Money money money please tip me I really need your help.

  • @SuchDoge4242
    @SuchDoge4242 Před 2 lety

    The music in this is excellent. Fits the *snort* mood perfectly. Expecially during his rants on #6

  • @lowebehold
    @lowebehold Před 2 lety +1

    This was getting a thumbs up anyhow, but especially after using Tyler Breeze’s NXT theme 👌🏻

  • @PigCake
    @PigCake Před 2 lety +3

    So in 2016 it was patreon, 2017 CZcams screw him over, then in 2021 twitch screwed him over. lmao It never end s

  • @SniffPum
    @SniffPum Před 7 lety +194

    "I don't want to be an entertainer" -DSP
    "Why is no one watching me???" -DSP

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 Před 3 lety +12

      why am i toxic????

    • @Alice89chan
      @Alice89chan Před 3 lety +7

      Because he is neither entertaining nor informative, which you can be while not creating a CZcams persona.

  • @black_savage96
    @black_savage96 Před 7 lety +337

    He spent $1.4k on a hotel that was 30 mins away... wow lmao

    • @jannecechmanek
      @jannecechmanek Před 7 lety +30

      That's what killed me. I flew from Kansas City to New York, stayed 4 nights in Manhattan and still spent way less than this jackoff. It's obvious this guy doesn't know how to spend money wisely and is trying to live a lifestyle he can't afford anymore.
      I looked at other hotels around the water and he easily could have spent under 600 dollars, but it is really dumb to spend any large amount of money to stay in a hotel 30 minutes away. Unless you can't be in your home for some reason.

    • @omarserrano4787
      @omarserrano4787 Před 7 lety +1

      jannecechmanek I'm wondering how much did you pay for a hotel in Manhattan

    • @jannecechmanek
      @jannecechmanek Před 7 lety +2

      Omar Serrano 720 or 180 per night.

    • @lazzaroscacerni730
      @lazzaroscacerni730 Před 7 lety +2

      Considering also the trip Kansas-New York and back, yup... you spent less than him

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. Před 7 lety +8

      El Nigga I spent less traveling from Detroit to Seattle

  • @bigbadbeardo
    @bigbadbeardo Před 7 lety +461

    Phil shaves his goatee with a broken gin bottle

  • @WhoTookMyMirr
    @WhoTookMyMirr Před 7 lety +283

    >Can't finish Persona 3 on Easy
    What....the fuck....

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool Před 7 lety +4

      TheGamingNovice LOL

    • @scrubby_god3304
      @scrubby_god3304 Před 7 lety +22

      TheGamingNovice I love the fact that I beat the game for the first time on NORMAL. I am 16 and nowhere near as "experienced" as DSP when it comes to JRPGS. Sure I had trouble with Nyx, but I too had Persona 4 under my belt...

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 Před 7 lety +37

      #ProfessionalGamer

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 Před 7 lety +47

      TheGamingNovice This same person Rage quit a Lego game...

    • @mogechichioppai
      @mogechichioppai Před 7 lety +5

      557deadpool The Charm Salt Is Real.
      LOL

  • @riskyflash6812
    @riskyflash6812 Před 7 lety +203

    It's amazing that he doesn't understand that calling your viewers lazy for not watching you is still an asshole thing to say, even IN context.

    • @DrummermanMatt
      @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +16

      Not to mention calling them many other names in the past. He's using this as an excuse for him to keep making the same mistake. Instead of actually improving, he's just repeating. This is how Phil has always been, at least in his adult life.

    • @Malumbrus
      @Malumbrus Před 7 lety +5

      What context was there? That's literally what he said. He said he wasn't accepting excuses for the low viewership, his viewers are fucking lazy. There's no way to take that except at face value.

    • @riskyflash6812
      @riskyflash6812 Před 7 lety +13

      Malumbrus That's what I'm saying; even if there were some context missing from the statement, there's nothing that could have justified it. Anytime someone uses his words against him, he claims they were "out of context", even if they weren't. I doubt he even understands what "out of context" means.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 7 lety +3

      Phil's fans are obsessed and delusional. No matter how badly he treats them they defend him and insult others for criticising and making fun of him.

    • @zebefreod871
      @zebefreod871 Před 7 lety +8

      no wonder he can't get over 400 views, that's all he has left! Who else would look at his qwaliti khantent? XD

  • @LauraBow
    @LauraBow Před 7 lety +683

    What no one ever notices about the fap vid is that he never wipes or washes his hands or anything. He just starts the stream immediately after.

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa Před 7 lety +82

      Laura Bow Actually I think a lot of people pointed it out.

    • @LauraBow
      @LauraBow Před 7 lety +101

      I've only seen one person mention it and they were rping as DSP's jizz for... some reason.

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa Před 7 lety +17

      Laura Bow Oh. Well I've seen several people talk about how gross it was he never even got up to clean afterwards.

    • @peateargryfin844
      @peateargryfin844 Před 7 lety +256

      Well, now we know why none of his controllers work

    • @propastypete1958
      @propastypete1958 Před 7 lety +87

      PeaTearGryfin Oh God, don't put that image into my head, I've heard of buttons becoming stuck but Jesus...

  • @StormFlare-
    @StormFlare- Před 7 lety +99

    DSP is the video game varient of Amy's Baking Company

    • @Beautiful_Mess
      @Beautiful_Mess Před rokem +4

      I know this is an old comment but I LOL’d! He definitely is!

  • @SomaJuliusCruz
    @SomaJuliusCruz Před 7 lety +235

    I wonder what number 1 is going to be?

  • @CaptainCanuck1975
    @CaptainCanuck1975 Před 7 lety +97

    DSP entertained me in 2016, albeit in ways he didn't anticipate.

  • @jakeohalloran952
    @jakeohalloran952 Před 6 lety +77

    Phil is really fascinating, not in a good way but just watching is like peering into the life of some sort of sociopath.
    Probably gave sociopaths a bad name by saying this.

    • @MisterFahrenheitDoctorJones
      @MisterFahrenheitDoctorJones Před rokem +2

      5 years down the road and this comment gave me infinite joy. Thank you Jack. You Legend of the Internet

  • @Armazillo
    @Armazillo Před 7 lety +237

    7:50 well, that's actually very reasonable.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 7 lety +38

      Armazillo Pretty the only thing I've seen from him that I can actually agree with in any way.

    • @MasterEm243
      @MasterEm243 Před 7 lety +54

      It took him 20 minutes to make that point.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 7 lety +21

      VinylSolution​ Better to have an overly long and thoroughly explained point then to have one explained quickly and horribly.

    • @Sl33pyGoat
      @Sl33pyGoat Před 7 lety +57

      The irony though is that he said that every other CZcamsr making a video on it was just doing it for money. And he just happened to make a 20 minute video. About the scandal.

    • @urqmeshi
      @urqmeshi Před 7 lety +1

      Lol. It is, I'm pretty sure it's the only good thing he's said

  • @MegaBleedman
    @MegaBleedman Před 7 lety +105

    What's wrong with getting a job?

    • @Dromi102
      @Dromi102 Před 7 lety +10

      he had one but he couldn't keep up with heavy lifting at some game store (from what i heard)

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 Před 7 lety +8

      Easy V Nie He actually worked in an office job and realised that it's meaningless boring struggling in a job like that.

    • @demonoutcast
      @demonoutcast Před 7 lety +35

      "There are no jobs in Connecticut.." - DSP 2010

    • @jamesben8128
      @jamesben8128 Před 7 lety +16

      Mr Robot he got fired

  • @xKarnage74
    @xKarnage74 Před 7 lety +56

    39:24 "I don't want to have any skill or talent, I just want to get a lot of money without putting in the effort."

    • @aakbar994
      @aakbar994 Před 7 lety +8

      Seriously, I was just like, why don't you take a break from gaming and get a job, then?

    • @LotusGramarye
      @LotusGramarye Před 7 lety +6

      Gaming is his job, and from my (limited) understanding he should be making at least minimum wage if not a fair bit more from his patreon and ad revenue. At least for the moment; for some unknowable, unfathomable, unthinkable reason, he's having poor viewer retention and so he may be forced to return to retail or w/e the hell it was he did before.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 7 lety +10

      Phil's philosophy in a nutshell.

  • @AjRhCp
    @AjRhCp Před 6 lety +19

    'If 10% of 2 million gave me a dollar a month, I'd never complain again.'
    Yeah, if he gets $200,000 a month, he's fine.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 Před 7 lety +79

    This video literally has more editing and effort put into then anything Phil.....Literally.

  • @JasonLopezII
    @JasonLopezII Před 7 lety +85

    I died when Kevin Owens' entrance played during the KO Gaming bit.

    • @gogojojo331
      @gogojojo331 Před 7 lety +15

      THIS IS THE K O SHOW!

    • @baltosfan
      @baltosfan Před 7 lety +13

      Jason Lopez DSP... YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 7 lety +13

      Owens needs to give Phil the pop up powerbomb.

    • @gogojojo331
      @gogojojo331 Před 7 lety +1

      I would pay to see DSP take a pop-up-powerbomb

    • @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee
      @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee Před 7 lety +3

      A package piledriver would've sufficed. :D

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 Před 7 lety +60

    problem is he acts like youtuber is the only option,that or being on the street.like there isnt any other job available

  • @pleasesubscribedad
    @pleasesubscribedad Před 7 lety +71

    the production values in this top 10 are off the chain

  • @UltimateShadow10
    @UltimateShadow10 Před 7 lety +182

    *Welcome to video game land, we make our own rules!*
    -DSP during one of his most god awful playthroughs ever.

    • @thenut55555
      @thenut55555 Před 7 lety +8

      mgs3 right?

    • @UltimateShadow10
      @UltimateShadow10 Před 7 lety +2

      thenut55555 Yup.

    • @thenut55555
      @thenut55555 Před 7 lety +12

      made by hideo kojima huh huh huh

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 7 lety +1

      thenut55555 "What a low life piece of shit kojima is!" - Phil when he was playing Castlevania Lords of Shadow.

  • @jokuihmehyyppa
    @jokuihmehyyppa Před 7 lety +70

    "If 10% of 2,000,000 would give me a dollar a month" is still my favorite. Yeah I too would welcome that money :D

    • @DimerNL
      @DimerNL Před 7 lety +31

      Yeah it's one of his finest comments ever, he really feels like he's entitled to $200,000 a month for his contribution to the world.

    • @kevinclinton7746
      @kevinclinton7746 Před 7 lety +21

      DimerNL and rather than put 10% of that in a savings account, he would blow that in 2 days.

  • @ducciboi
    @ducciboi Před 7 lety +74

    Spending shit ton of money on a shitty vacation is shitty for Patrons but what is up with that condescending chatroom obsessing over his field trip? Who does that?

    • @Thayodin
      @Thayodin Před 7 lety +24

      Shitty people unfortunately. Say what you will about Phil but there's no need to shot on him for no reason

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon Před 7 lety +8

      Sons of Kojima, a group of people that have taken it upon themselves to comment his every move.

    • @thefaceoffuzz
      @thefaceoffuzz Před 2 lety +6

      I mean, normally I would agree with those people being shitty. Context matters always. This dude CONSTANTLY begs for money and donations because hes "ALWAYS IN FINANCIAL RUIN" while refusing to update his tech or put effort into content and then goes on a vacation a few miles from home and documents it for all the people who just gave him money "for bills" to see.

  • @DigitalVomitTV
    @DigitalVomitTV Před 7 lety +77

    He looks like a koala with gout

  • @Deus35
    @Deus35 Před 7 lety +63

    Phil still doesn't get that it's him and not anything else...and I haven't followed any phil news for months. What a surprise guys

    • @supersnappahead
      @supersnappahead Před 7 lety +6

      Part of his disorder is that he will never see himself being responsible. He doesn't see the same thing the rest of the world does.

    • @tommywx2042
      @tommywx2042 Před 7 lety

      Templar assasin is garbage x

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 7 lety +4

      Yep. Phil's a narcissist. In his mind it's not his fault. It's everyone else's and he thinks the world is against him. When he plays games he blames everything from the controls to the characters to the gameplay to his stream chat and so on whenever he dies or loses. It's all his fault but he's too full of himself to take responsibility for his actions.

  • @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony
    @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony Před 7 lety +553

    I think the worst thing he did this year was take a story relating to how women accused Toby Turner of sexually assaulting them, and Phil made it into how HE was wronged by Toby.
    What a fucking inexcusable, unforgivable homunculus. When the last of his fan base grows up, all he'll have left are his minuscule cult of adults who are as diluded as he is and he'll be forced to actually work for once.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 Před 7 lety +23

      That depends, do you? He is obviously not referring to a small human/humanoid and he's not talking about a cortical homonculous. So it seems he is talking about the only meaning for that word left; a humanoid created by artificial means, ie alchemy (fullbrother alchemist)

    • @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony
      @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony Před 7 lety +33

      Sky air He made a 30 fucking minute video about Toby Turner, pretty clear that he does.

    • @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony
      @FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony Před 7 lety +25

      Sky air I still can't fucking believe he talked for a half hour about cup noodles, either he stretched it out as much as possible for more ad space or he does think his opinions are that important.
      Phil is a white hot, cancerous garbage fire.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 Před 7 lety +8

      ***** But it makes perfect sense in context. You're simply wrong.
      p.s. you wouldn't find that definition on google unless you actually went through some pages. Nice try though.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 Před 7 lety +12

      ***** I didn't use google for that definition. I used the definition as it pertains to an anime/manga, which in the context used fits perfectly. I used google to find what you thought it to be, and realized instantly that there are other uses for that word in particular entertainment universes. The definition you are going by is quite limited.

  • @SenorNoodles
    @SenorNoodles Před 7 lety +34

    You would think he would see the "TOP TEN WORST OF DSPGAMING" with over 100k views and realize how he isn't getting views.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Před 6 lety +4

      In other words... If Phil put ANY effort into his videos.

    • @JxKITCH
      @JxKITCH Před 3 lety

      This video is just stealing my content and lying about me, making drama for this 👌💰
      - Phil, probably

  • @TheJSRF001
    @TheJSRF001 Před 7 lety +24

    DSP getting caught whacking it is probably the funniest thing I've seen in recent times.
    He truly was sent here for our entertainment.

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA Před 7 lety +46

    KOgaming was the best part tho. The "secret channel" that he's gonna start fresh on so the trolls and detractors won't follow him and ruin his (sarcasm quotes) "business" no more. Phil gonna start all over on CZcams, from scratch! No one will figure out it's him! Just one colossal failure from the beginning to the end.

  • @DevilSenpai
    @DevilSenpai Před 7 lety +41

    This editing had me in tears, too good.

  • @BruisedMilk
    @BruisedMilk Před 7 lety +47

    I love how he refers to his channel as a business, but absolutely refuses to do any sensible business moves like making sacrifices or changes in order to keep money coming. Sorry Phil, but you can't have a successful business AND keep your dignity at the same time. You either sell-out or let it go, times change and you absolutely refuse to adapt.
    In a few years I'm sure he will just live with resentment and spend almost all his time trying to sue the anti-DSP groups to no success.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 Před 6 lety +3

      BruisedMilk I mean it's not selling out, using capture cards or screen recorder and streaming are just the norm.

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před 3 lety +7

      Here from the future, Phil has gotten extremely worse.

    • @leoscree-es5733
      @leoscree-es5733 Před 2 lety +1

      We can only hope he's inching closer to his yt end, nothing in the world would drive me to live his existence, so much fun this turd has clearly
      🤣😂🤣🚬💣💥💩

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski Před 7 lety +63

    This is GLORIOUS! Sucks some people dislike this. Deserves more likes for all the effort.

  • @Usagi1992
    @Usagi1992 Před 7 lety +35

    49:55 - look at those cold, dead eyes. He's empty inside.

  • @dognosed
    @dognosed Před 7 lety +252

    I honestly pity Phil. I don't want to but I just can't help it. He's just his own downfall. Every day he becomes more irrelevant to everyone just slowly losing his fans. I feel like Phil just isn't gonna last long not just on the internet, but in life.

    • @thefalloutkid13
      @thefalloutkid13 Před 7 lety +24

      Cock roach he got that way from being an ultimate asshole. fuck em...

    • @super.hero.landing
      @super.hero.landing Před 7 lety +10

      Cock roach Because Phil hasn't really done anything positive / funny anywhere. Everything he's done, has been a piece of shit move.

    • @benjaminborkowski12
      @benjaminborkowski12 Před 7 lety +10

      Phil won't last long on the Internet, in Life, and even in the Bedroom. 1 Minute and around 20 seconds, to be precise.

    • @HotaruZoku
      @HotaruZoku Před 7 lety +20

      The worst part is realizing the only reason he has this last surge of popularity is people making videos about how insane he is.
      I don't ever want that. To be popular for being impossibly bad at what I do. I'd rather be obscure and unknown than popular for making "suck" not a strong enough word.

    • @LORDUnLuCkY13
      @LORDUnLuCkY13 Před 7 lety +4

      Carlton Banks How this fat whiny fuck has fans in the first place is a mystery to me.

  • @NeonFlare
    @NeonFlare Před 7 lety +57

    He's constantly wondering and asking why his viewership is down. He plays ignorant, he knows very well the reason why.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon Před 7 lety +17

      Or he is simply dense. A lot of people lack self-awareness to astonishing degrees - As seen recently after Trump's election.

    • @demoneyeslaharl
      @demoneyeslaharl Před 7 lety

      Jon Snow How would you know? You don't know anything!
      Kappa.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 Před 6 lety +2

      Playing ignorant mostly means that a smart person is acting stupid. This would imply that Phil *starts cracking up* is actually a smart person! *Bursts into laughter*

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 Před 7 lety +64

    Judging by the title of this video, I was convinced you'd just link us to his channel lol

  • @thegreatazal5021
    @thegreatazal5021 Před 7 lety +21

    I don't think Phil realizes how being an entertainer works

  • @mordredt02
    @mordredt02 Před 6 lety +23

    "These kids illegally stream my video illegally, which is illegal."

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 Před 6 lety +10

      One more “illegal” and it would’ve wrapped right back to being legal

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco Před 6 lety +7

      Morgan Miller redunant redundancies are redundant

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 Před 3 lety

      He was calling out “illegal restreamers” this week... and I’m writing this 3 years after the OP comment.

    • @mordredt02
      @mordredt02 Před 3 lety

      platty That sounds like Phil. "The more things change", am I right?

    • @Alice89chan
      @Alice89chan Před 3 lety

      @@platty9237 wait, that's illegal!

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo Před 7 lety +29

    His stream view is low, he doesnt understand why. People tell him why, but he calls it bullshit.

  • @friendlyoctopus3512
    @friendlyoctopus3512 Před 7 lety +91

    I have no idea who dsp is but this video is hilarious, very well done.

    • @REDIVY78
      @REDIVY78 Před 7 lety +39

      will richards lolcow.wiki/wiki/DarksydePhil You can hate me later.

  • @Sam-dc9bg
    @Sam-dc9bg Před 7 lety +5

    Wow, he really did call his viewers lazy for not coming to watch his streams. He claims it was wrong, but at the same time claims it was taken outside of context.

  • @speedffx3536
    @speedffx3536 Před 7 lety +4

    He's like a real-life Eric Cartmen.

  • @LevelUpLifting
    @LevelUpLifting Před 7 lety +46

    Love the 'So Sick' by Ne-Yo in the background lol

    • @nevesfabio77
      @nevesfabio77 Před 2 lety +2

      YES

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nevesfabio77 Can't agree more. It's one of the best songs ever. Haven't heard it in like, a long time.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před 2 lety +4

      @@shawnfields2369 lmaoooooooo

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Před 2 lety

      @@ajaxmaxbitch What, it's true. 'So Sick' by Ne-Yo is one of the best songs I ever heard, nah, for real! I mean; I'm not darksydephyllis here, and I don't like to make excuses or lies and pretend I'm better than everyone else while slamming my salmon live on stream. I mean; if you're going to do that, turn off the camera first, and wash your damn hands afterwards, geez just disgusting there, Pigroach... jeez.
      But thanks anyways, dude. Sorry I didn't see your comment until just now. Just got this new phone and I'm trying to still figure things out here.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před 2 lety +1

      @@shawnfields2369 I don't remember commenting this 💀

  • @martyslackjaw
    @martyslackjaw Před 7 lety +353

    He's a tool, but what he said about Toby Turner was spot on.

    • @seanjenkins5505
      @seanjenkins5505 Před 7 lety +76

      Right how was that a bad thing? No one else should be involved with Toby

    • @dannicarling9152
      @dannicarling9152 Před 7 lety +14

      It's been said multiple times in the comment section, what Phil said about DSP was right, it's the way he went about it that's wrong.

    • @Patcheresu
      @Patcheresu Před 7 lety +8

      What Phil said about DSP? What? And it's this person's job to show me why what he did was bad. I saw absolutely nothing wrong there. Even a broken clock is right twice and Phil struck it hard with that statement. That was a hateful truth.
      I'm honestly beginning to be worried by how long and incorrect some of these videos are.
      If Phil is being shitty, show it. No need to show every incorrect thought the man has. I'm not watching a video that isn't funny just to fuel some rageboner.

    • @dannicarling9152
      @dannicarling9152 Před 7 lety +17

      *****
      I made an error, I clearly meant what Phil said about Toby.
      20-25 minute video, monetized, Toby's name in the title and possibly tags, talks the whole video about himself AND insults people who asked him (his fans) to make the video. It's not about what's said, it's about how he does it.
      It's honestly boring how you fans of DSP pretend to be neutrals, so it makes it look like DSP's more right in the conversation.

    • @Patcheresu
      @Patcheresu Před 7 lety +24

      Aha. Ahaha. Ahahahahaha. DarkSydePhil fan. The guy who called him a broken clock.
      Now where in the countdown was it mentioned this video was 20 minutes? Where was it mentioned it was tagged, or the content? I don't care what it was representing if the video failed at representing it.
      Anyone who is not of the opinion that this countdown has good editing must be a DSP fan. Okay, matey, I've been called worse. But I won't sit here and pretend watching an hour long countdown that doesn't get to the point or provide good context is worth my time.
      There is no use focusing on minor things. Focus on the creme of the crop and show context. If you want an example of the kind of editing quality I expect out of videos of this type, look up Crowbcat.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg Před 7 lety +4

    I find it ironic the dark side Phil saying that only little kids watches PewDiePie and jacksepticeye's videos when yet that's literally his entire audience is a bunch of pubescent teens

  • @christopherrapczynski204
    @christopherrapczynski204 Před 7 lety +106

    Am I the only one that was kinda impressed about his opinion on tobuscus?

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit Před 7 lety +29

      His opinion while good and all is fine and actually took me by surprise as well it's more of how he worded it and how he presented it that comes off as bad.

    • @kurf4122
      @kurf4122 Před 7 lety +72

      +Tony Redgrave Presented it coming off bad? Not at all. He presented it with the inner rage we all have for click bait "CZcams News" channels. That's the one time I actually nodded and thought to myself: "whoa Phil is right".

    • @shadow12k
      @shadow12k Před 6 lety +2

      White Knight Of the Internet agreed. No whining at all too.

    • @guilenator
      @guilenator Před 5 lety +1

      Until he started mentioning how it's all about the money for them even though it's the same for him.

  • @lazzaroscacerni730
    @lazzaroscacerni730 Před 7 lety +36

    50 minutes in and you showed some really good editing and music choice. This is the best summary of Phil's "career" in 2016

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 Před 7 lety

      wow dsp has more salt then the sea in this video

    • @lazzaroscacerni730
      @lazzaroscacerni730 Před 7 lety

      You could have done an "dis-honourable mentions" spot for those things ^^

    • @lazzaroscacerni730
      @lazzaroscacerni730 Před 7 lety +1

      Nah, it's Christmas break. Everyone deserve a vacation in this period... and not a pointless 2000$ staycation like Phil did. It's ridicolous how someone who kept saying he's in financial trouble spent for a hotel and a restaurant that were 20 minutes away from home.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 7 lety

      @TheSecretLifeOfDSP Hey man do you have a video where developers call out DSP? Or know of videos where developers call out DSP? If not get up on that shit now before someone else does!

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 7 lety

      *****
      Video Game developers. Or publishers whatever. I want to know what they think of DSP. Surely a possible compilation. I've seen the makers of Postal 2 roast DSP on a tweet once; as well as Phil Fish. That would make for a great video mate, seriously!

  • @pvt.prinny759
    @pvt.prinny759 Před 7 lety +101

    will he stay afloat throughout the whole year of 2017? the bets are on !

    • @Howesterino
      @Howesterino Před 7 lety +11

      Im sure he will for a while, but his channel is like a zombie: still moving, but is rotting away sooo slowly.

    • @Howesterino
      @Howesterino Před 7 lety +2

      DownForwardPunch Oh man, that's a bit of text! But yeah, I see what you mean; his refusal to change and acknowledge problems will cause him to suffer. One has to admit though, his stubborness is sort of admirable....if he weren't such an asshat with low views.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski Před 7 lety +3

      Elvis Presley I don't know, man. Maybe the expensive meals, expensive hotel rooms, new computers, and the crazy fan gear might tell. -_-

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski Před 7 lety +2

      Elvis Presley I don't know, man. Maybe the expensive meals, expensive hotel rooms, new computers, and the crazy fan gear might tell. -_-

    • @Howesterino
      @Howesterino Před 7 lety +4

      Also take into account of his fanbase: its very loyal to him, and adores him, to the point of not seeing his flaws. If those guys still exist, it'll be a while for any fall to come around.

  • @bondjames8225
    @bondjames8225 Před 6 lety +19

    Lol. He quit Nyx on easy. And then resorted to calling one of the best final bosses in RPG history poorly designed.

    • @CharlieBrown-gb2wx
      @CharlieBrown-gb2wx Před 6 lety +6

      bond james Hearing about that rage quit was how I learned about DSP in the first place. That one act laid bare all the personality defects that made him such a laughingstock in the first place.

    • @JxKITCH
      @JxKITCH Před 3 lety +1

      Which game?

    • @Dragon81205
      @Dragon81205 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JxKITCH persona 3 fes

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Před 3 měsíci

      Fell in a hole in minecraft.
      Was bout to ragequit. 😂😂😂😂

  • @KEYBLADE4BUY2
    @KEYBLADE4BUY2 Před 7 lety +128

    Its killing me inside to say this but I actually agree with phil on the toby turner scandal... In fact EVERYTHING he said about it I agree with. That part doesn't belong on this video

    • @GameAlicornLuna
      @GameAlicornLuna Před 7 lety +136

      That didn't stop him from making a 30 minute video which he monetized to basically say 'I don't care'.

    • @videofreak8188
      @videofreak8188 Před 7 lety +41

      yeah he basically sits there doing the exact opposite of the point he's trying to make, classic dsp

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 Před 6 lety +3

      And this can be brought back to Phil. Why should we give a fuck about what’s going on behind his scenes? If we shouldn’t care about what happens in these YTers lives, why should we care about what goes on in his life?

    • @JohnBlack2345
      @JohnBlack2345 Před 6 lety

      then why are people watching this video if they don't care?

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Před 3 měsíci

      But he shat on etika... 😅

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 Před 7 lety +28

    I could see the #1 moment coming...

  • @MadmicadXP2
    @MadmicadXP2 Před 7 lety +11

    His point about Toby Turner was actually decent.

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames Před 7 lety +41

    tbf his Toby Turner rant was pretty reasonable. He's still a knob though. 😂

    • @metal_lion1146
      @metal_lion1146 Před 7 lety +2

      I disagree. If other people had actual evidence or anything toward the situation, then they should come forward and talk about it. I agree it's stupid that there's 10 billion youtube rants on it because it looks fake. But it's selfish to ignore a situation like that and act like it didn't happen. Even though the situation was shown to be fake, it still shows how he's kind of a shitty person.

    • @D1ckCh33se42
      @D1ckCh33se42 Před 7 lety +4

      Metal_Lion1 Except the majority of people didn't have any fucking thing to say or show. They were just quick videos they could do to make a quick buck and a bunch of shitheads fell for it. He's still a hypocrite for making a 20 minute vid

    • @metal_lion1146
      @metal_lion1146 Před 7 lety

      I said "If other people had actual evidence or anything toward the situation" but you're right too

  • @even1313
    @even1313 Před 6 lety +24

    DarksydePhil: "I don't want to provide a service that people like but I still want them to give me their money.".
    Brilliant.

  • @absoluteshambles6905
    @absoluteshambles6905 Před 7 lety +4

    "man gets upset that his money/fame machine broke"

  • @forever_nocturne4146
    @forever_nocturne4146 Před 7 lety +19

    God this video perfectly captures DSP to the very core, so sad. Remember kids ALWAYS have a plan A, B, C and shit even a D or risk ending up like DSP living in a dream only for reality to hit you hard later on.

  • @SaurusHam
    @SaurusHam Před 7 lety +14

    Jesus at this point one could be made for 2017 already and its only been half the year.

  • @Scott_McKewl
    @Scott_McKewl Před 7 lety +4

    If I had a dollar for every time I heard Phil beg for money i'd have enough to take a same state vacation.

  • @Agent_Cobalt
    @Agent_Cobalt Před 7 lety +35

    As an ex fan, before all this shit happened, this is depressing
    The state of dspgaming is depressing
    The views are laughable
    Phil needs help

  • @scotaku4531
    @scotaku4531 Před 7 lety +26

    "I spent 4 hours of work on a review that got 3000 views in 24 hours."
    I spent three weeks on a review that's been up for days and has no views yet, and you don't see me complaining. I think the biggest issue with DSP is that he talks to his viewers like they're suits in a board room instead of an audience.

  • @Account2129
    @Account2129 Před 6 lety +4

    "The cameras been on the whole time, huh?"

  • @DrummermanMatt
    @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +16

    Great job on the video. Phil can make excuses all he wants in regards to context, but he doesn't seem to understand that context doesn't do anything for him a majority of the time. The reason being that he's generally quite clear about what he's saying toward a thing or person within a particular context. There are TONS of examples to back this up, both on the "detractor" channels as well as his own channels. It's rare that something he says is actually taken out of context. Phil just loves using this as an excuse to continue his bad habits, rather than improve upon himself like a productive human being.

    • @DrummermanMatt
      @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +2

      +TheSecretLifeOfDSP
      Oh, you're welcome. The largest thanks definitely goes to you, though. I really hope Phil turns around. I used to be a fan of his, way back when he started. He still had a lot of the same qualities he has now, but it wasn't as out-of-control back then. I have a very strong suspicion that he has Asperger Syndrome. If that's true, then the only way he'll get better is if he seeks proper help.
      Rich, from ReviewTech, almost got through to him recently. But I don't think Phil entirely understood what Rich was saying. Phil simply can't see his issues, even when displayed in front of him. People with Asperger tend to be in complete denial of their issues because, in their minds, nothing is wrong and everything is normal. It'll be up to those around Phil, whom he loves, that have any hope of getting through to him. But if his loved ones are supporting his issues, then he'll only get worse.

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos Před 7 lety +1

      yeah I see the Asperger in Phil, I also think he suffers from Dunning-Kruger Effect too, where he thinks he can do anything better than someone else, when in reality he fails on so many levels.
      fails to recognize his own lack of skillfails to recognize the extent of his inadequacyfails to accurately gauge skill in othersRecognizes and acknowledges hisr own lack of skill only after they are exposed to training for that skill

    • @DrummermanMatt
      @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +2

      +trinityweiss
      Yeah, I've been watching him all eight years and I've seen pretty much every symptom of Asperger Syndrome in him. I have experience with that particular syndrome, because I had someone in the family who had it. It's really hard to spot on some people because they can seem quite normal in many ways.
      People with Autism usually are lower-functioning, which is why people don't usually see it in those with Asperger (which is the higher-functioning form of Autism). A person with Asperger can seem just as "normal" as everyone else because of their functionality.
      To me, Phil's issues are quite clear and he needs some serious help. He does require a proper diagnosis, but I'm quite convinced on it, given all the time I've been able to view his mannerisms and his interactions with others. Everything has been consistent in the way he's acted and treated others over the years.

    • @DrummermanMatt
      @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +2

      +trinityweiss
      I'm sorry you have to deal with that, but I'm proud of you for making the best of it. That's really all any of us can do with our issues in life. Phil really needs to take notes from someone like you. Sadly, I'm thinking that even if Phil was diagnosed, he'd probably completely deny it and stay the way he is (or get worse).

    • @DrummermanMatt
      @DrummermanMatt Před 7 lety +2

      +trinityweiss
      I hope you enjoy your New Year celebration and have a great year in 2017!

  • @DeathByInsanity
    @DeathByInsanity Před 7 lety +17

    PHIL YOUR NOT FAMOUS YOUR GOLDEN DAYS ARE OVER MAN

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 7 lety +2

      He's not famous. He's infamous.

  • @Cinnamon1080
    @Cinnamon1080 Před 7 lety +8

    "I don't want to be an entertainer".
    Then get off CZcams. You don't entertain, you lose.
    He's an entertainer wether he likes it or not.

  • @MrLewdacris
    @MrLewdacris Před 7 lety +6

    This was awesome! The montage before he unloaded and the cut away to the outside of the house had me in tears laughing. Good job mate :)

  • @user1point0
    @user1point0 Před 7 lety +10

    Great video. You perfectly encapsulated exactly why Phil going back to Twitch was a massive headache. Oh, and happy holidays.

  • @theroseexperience
    @theroseexperience Před 7 lety +20

    How ridiculous must your life be to give someone money to play a game through Patreon and then cry about it? The people who supported him are far worse than him not finishing Persona. Stop making stupid people famous, CZcams I'm looking at you.
    DSP is cancer, but the people who watch his stuff are worse.

    • @theroseexperience
      @theroseexperience Před 7 lety +2

      Even worse than that are the dredges of society who make reaction videos about a loser jerking off online and talk about it. Is this gaming? Is this what people here support instead of fantastic quality content like NoClip documentaries, or SatchBag? Unbelievable that some fat scumbag can effect you people so much and that you can't turn it off. Says a lot.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 7 lety +8

      But honestly who fucking gives a shit?

  • @FlakeyCakes
    @FlakeyCakes Před 7 lety +66

    I actually completely agree with DSP on the whole Toby Turner thing. But that's about it really lmao. (I did care but I agree that it's none of mine or anyone else's business.)

    • @letopcat2618
      @letopcat2618 Před 7 lety +19

      yeah, i don't think he was really bashing toby, just bashing the whole situation.

  • @Flvoe
    @Flvoe Před 6 lety +2

    Phill in military: "WHAAAAT? HE SHOT ME A MILE AWAY I CANT BLOCK IT BUGGED BLOCKING MECHANICS!"

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Před 3 měsíci

      Phil said guns dont work this way.
      Pistols can reach 25 yards. Bullshit dude. 😂

  • @zack19192
    @zack19192 Před 7 lety +13

    32:14 hahahahahahaha you gotta love tevin

  • @James-tg9cb
    @James-tg9cb Před 7 lety +4

    I have no clue who this dsp dude is, this vid just came up in my suggestions. It's the best video I've seen all holiday season! I can't stop laughing! Bonus points for using Zep.

  • @PSqqp
    @PSqqp Před 6 lety +2

    Don't worry, Phil, we don't want you to cosplay either.

  • @KiloSwiss
    @KiloSwiss Před 7 lety +5

    Great video especially the editing!
    You can't deny there was definitely some effort put into*, whether you are a fan of DSP, a "mentally ill" hater or just someone who can't stop watching that trainwreck.
    Thanks @TheSecretLifeOfDSP I appreciate the work you put into and the time you spent on this project.
    *Imagine only the hours of footage to go trough, then put everything into chronological order and then edit it so it's appealing to the viewer.
    All without Patreon support and without running this channel as "his business".