DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!

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  • How about 1100 likes/comments for a brand new DSP tries it? In this video we'll be exploring Phil's attempt at PC gaming.
    This is a video that I've wanted to make for a while when it comes to DSP. DarksydePhil automatically goes into caveman mode as soon as he stumbles upon any interface he's not familiar with. It's actually quite fascinating to see DSPgaming struggle in a menu and then he'll immediately blame everything but himself. So Phil first had a PC that kept crashing when he tried to do "video editing" which apparently pushes the system to the limit. Then he sent Chris and Teo some money and they built him a PC which apparently had a ton of issues. Then 3 years later he went with professionals and bough the famous 3K lemon. In this video you'll get to see both PCs in action. Hope you guys enjoy my latest DSP tries it!
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    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!
    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!
    DSP tries it: Being a PC expert! A tale of two bugged computers and bugged PC games!

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  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 Před 7 lety +838

    for 3k and brains,you could easily get a true beast of a pc

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB Před 7 lety +82

      Yeah. That's a nice CPU, 16GB Ram and 3 1080tis right there. Of course, Phil doesn't know that because he is a fucking idiot

    • @DustyCruz
      @DustyCruz Před 7 lety +40

      I spent about $1200 building my own this year. Turned out pretty good for my first time building one.

    • @TheDonkeyFLOPPER
      @TheDonkeyFLOPPER Před 7 lety +18

      Alxmir23 I spent under 2k and it was only more expensive because I wanted to fill it with rgb lighting lololol

    • @DustyCruz
      @DustyCruz Před 7 lety +9

      Ooooh snap dat shit must light up like a christmas festival. I didn't care for that lol just got a black case with a mountain of USB ports on it.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman Před 7 lety +20

      3k? Dude, I could build 2 beast PCs for that much

  • @euric869
    @euric869 Před 7 lety +516

    To be fair I'm not a tech guy... Only difference is that I don't brag about knowing something I barely understand.

    • @Kulbinator
      @Kulbinator Před 7 lety +2

      OMG A WHITE MALE !!! XD

    • @barney993
      @barney993 Před 6 lety +21

      "I used to build pc for a hobby" still don't know how to change ingame setting.

    • @MarvelousPhilly
      @MarvelousPhilly Před 6 lety +11

      Squash Face If that's the case, then you're on the right track. You most likely don't try showing off and bragging, and you're most likely not a liar.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 Před 4 lety +5

      @@barney993 building a car.
      and driving a car. or even tuning a car.
      different things.
      sure u can build a pc. but knowing the programs is different.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify Před 6 měsíci

      “Stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about” lmao

  • @JesusChrist-bd7ur
    @JesusChrist-bd7ur Před 7 lety +204

    "This game looks choppy, it might be because the frame rate is so high" fucking lol

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh Před 3 lety +15

      It's a known fact that you also get a ton of pawp in when playing over 30 fps

    • @ASFmusic
      @ASFmusic Před 3 lety +7

      Phil tryin to go above 60 fps on a 60hz screen

    • @themrsauce
      @themrsauce Před 2 měsíci

      I had to pause and replay that bit so many times. This guy is so unbelievably stupid it's astounding

  • @Intothevoid-NIB
    @Intothevoid-NIB Před 7 lety +363

    "I need that for video editing"
    That's the funniest thing in the entire video

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +40

      I'm still waiting for Phil to edit one of his playthroughs. It's never going to happen though. His views could fall to 100 per video and he won't do it. It's all about that record,stop and upload!

    • @f45411
      @f45411 Před 7 lety +8

      im honestly surprised he could even figure out how to record and upload videos at all

    • @howaboutsomesoyfood
      @howaboutsomesoyfood Před 7 lety +9

      also needs it to check his email, quite demanding it is.

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun Před 6 lety +10

      DSP then: 'i need that for video editing'
      DSP in june, 2018: 'editing videos and cutting out the bad stuff/downtime is easy. doing raw unscripted unedited video game footage like me is way more difficult and takes way more work'

    • @formulajuan5762
      @formulajuan5762 Před 5 lety +8

      Wrong, the funniest thing in the video is where he says "I'm not an idiot", right before he says 50fps is too high and the cause of the inconsistent frame pacing, and that he's sure there's a menu option to reduce "jitter" (even though his knowledge is so lacking that a selection of antialiasing options confused him so much he just turned it all off lol).

  • @Intothevoid-NIB
    @Intothevoid-NIB Před 7 lety +462

    To be fair, he did have a point on the TF2 options menu. How is anyone supposed to know that "Model detail" affects the model detail or that "texture detail" affects the texture detail.

    • @ryansample6016
      @ryansample6016 Před 5 lety +9

      You forgot the /s

    • @kacoh.9111
      @kacoh.9111 Před 5 lety +61

      @@ryansample6016 he forgot the what? and why is your comment sarcastic

    • @nataliakruschev5078
      @nataliakruschev5078 Před 5 lety +5

      kek

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před 2 lety +3

      This guy is probably a 90s gamers (as seen that he played UT99 and Quake) which would explains why he doesn't know about Anti-aliasing and most stuff at the time.

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA Před 7 lety +155

    And then we jumpcut to him having pointed a camcorder at his monitor. While he has fraps open on his desktop.
    EIGHT YEAR LEGACY OF CZcams.

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB Před 7 lety +7

      THIS IS WHAT FAILURE LOOKS LIKE

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN Před 7 lety +6

      This could only have been more stupid if he was also recording with fraps while he recorded with his camera...

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA Před 7 lety +4

      Somehow with bandicam watermark on top of the camcorder footage.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman Před 7 lety

      FRAPS has been obsolete for years though, even that wouldn't have helped him.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA Před 7 lety +7

      Think the video might be really old, since this was his ready-made computer and the guys who put it together threw fraps in there for him. It still baffles me that he has a program open right there that can record his desktop or whatever he's playing, but instead he goes through the busywork of focusing a camera on his monitor, then moving that footage over to his computer to upload it. He actually does EXTRA WORK just so he doesn't have to spend the 30seconds it takes to figure out what button to press to start recording. And then it results in shit quality video because it's a camcorder.
      I mean I can understand if capturing footage from a console is busywork so some goof uses a camcorder, but this is a fucking PC. It's not that hard. And again, it's even dumber since the program is open right infront of him and he doesn't use it. It's like you're holding a can opener in yout hand, but you start clawing the can open with your fingernails.

  • @Daedalus89
    @Daedalus89 Před 4 lety +84

    "This is how you DO ship a PC!" - Gets instantly karma'd on unboxing it, solid gold. Haha.

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 Před 4 lety +9

      Yep! He *NEVER* misses an opportunity to shit on people for bad things that have happened in the past, even several YEARS ago, even if they're only trying to help him.~

    • @challengerjakku1943
      @challengerjakku1943 Před 10 měsíci

      That part gets me everytime 😂

  • @RemTV
    @RemTV Před 6 lety +223

    how much you wanna bet he plugged in his monitor to his motherboard and not his graphics card

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner Před 6 lety +45

      JB when I got my new computer a few months ago it had 3 hdmi plugs in back. I plugged into wrong one, realized my mistake plugged into right one. Took about 10 seconds to figure out. This fucker throws his away.

    • @SalimOfShadow
      @SalimOfShadow Před 6 lety

      Probably using some on video chip

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs Před 6 lety +8

      JB oof my friend built my computer and when I unplugged it to clean it I accidentally did that and I had no idea why it was acting up. Highkey embarrassing when my friend started laughing at me

    • @SalimOfShadow
      @SalimOfShadow Před 6 lety +2

      @@SpookyEggs Yea thanks for reposting another person's comment from down below

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs Před 6 lety +1

      SalimOfShadow uh no, that happened. Sorry if my story was like someone else's.

  • @Diskhate
    @Diskhate Před 6 lety +289

    "I Used to build gaming PCs!!!"
    "...i have no idea what antialiasing is"
    i have a hard time making the two statements coincide

    • @even1313
      @even1313 Před 5 lety +9

      @@alanchung6843 But he also says he had a lan set up at his moms house to play Unreal Tournament. You can't set up a lan and at least not know the basics of what graphic settings do in a pc game. Especially when the entire purpose of the lan is *to* play pc games.

    • @chadthundercock2069
      @chadthundercock2069 Před 5 lety +11

      Antialiasing? Never heard of it dood. Stop making shit up, nevermind I'll just block you!

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine Před 4 lety

      @@even1313 Was AA even in back in the 90s?

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 4 lety

      He spends the entire time whining that PC gaming isn't as convenient as consoles.

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka Před 4 lety +1

      THere was no anti-aliasing during Unreal.....

  • @corrion1
    @corrion1 Před 7 lety +211

    I like how all of his PC's were damaged during "shipping"

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 Před 5 lety +19

      @Daniel C. Bush we all know it's him being a ham fisted oaf that damages everything he touches

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify Před 4 lety +9

      Damaged during opening

    • @davemarsh7085
      @davemarsh7085 Před rokem

      HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?

    • @gex581990
      @gex581990 Před rokem

      We’ve all heard those pig hooves against his controller so no surprise here if he dumbass smashed that shit being a clumsy asshole

  • @adumbedgyname7158
    @adumbedgyname7158 Před 5 lety +89

    The amount of ungratefulness he shows when his fan/s actually *bought* him a computer makes him so hateable. Nevermind the countless other things that make him hateable.

  • @punkvspod
    @punkvspod Před 7 lety +339

    Wow Phil you're a real class act, calling the two guys that build your pc and even went out of their way to give you free games "amateurs" >.>

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +108

      He didn't even thank them for the free games...

    • @punkvspod
      @punkvspod Před 7 lety +39

      Knowing Phil it wouldn't surprise me.

    • @comradet0m
      @comradet0m Před 6 lety +38

      Best part was when he went to use Team Fortress 2 to test out his PC for his audience (and failed) when they'd given him Crysis. I mean, what the hell?! XD

    • @topndope4455
      @topndope4455 Před 6 lety +22

      That's what you get when you're doing stuff for people that don't give a fuck about you. I'm amazed by the amount of die-hard fans this pillock actually has. People defend him, watch him and pay him on a regular basis. How blind should you be to do this?

  • @fjardim14
    @fjardim14 Před 7 lety +68

    I'm no gaming expert, but it's clear why DSP hates PC-gaming: it requires more than zero effort.

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Před 7 lety +53

    lol "I built gaming PC's and I know all about them."
    "Two of the USB's are blue, I don't know what the difference is between them."
    Nigga!!!

    • @RollingUgly69
      @RollingUgly69 Před 6 lety

      Pres. Comacho 😂

    • @Rot_Soft
      @Rot_Soft Před 6 lety +2

      Tbf he said early 2000's.
      USB 3.0 are newer than that.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin Před 6 lety +234

    >Task Manager shows no GPU
    Hm. *_HMMMM._*

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great Před 5 lety +33

      Gpu monitoring was not a feature in task manager until later.

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 Před 4 lety

      armando1is1great I sure do love they added. Unless windows somehow doesn’t recognize my drives.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 Před 4 lety +18

      @@klutzspecter3470 Im still sure Phil just plugged the monitor cable into his mainboard, drawing the shitty integrated graphics of his i7, instead of his GPU.
      That explains the ''choppyness''. He is a hobby PC Builder but plugged the cable into the wrong header :D

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před 4 lety +2

      It's almost as if there's a reason that games after Quake 1 started more and more using dedicated video cards. As if expecting the CPU to do literally everything is a little bit unreasonable.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před rokem +1

      @@CODA96 Yep, but this wasnt the case back then with his 2011 PC, which he did it correctly, now it's 2023 and ofc, he's still using this PC but refuse to play games on his PC anymore, running Windows 8.1 that was out of support recently, and his capture card broke weeks ago and he likely have to get a new one, which also require Windows 10 and later which he also refuse to upgrade, complaining that it would brick his PC, but also he's even complained that he can't afford a new one because of money (yet again).

  • @Jenovaslegacy
    @Jenovaslegacy Před 7 lety +147

    DSP fries it

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Před 7 lety +66

    In the early 90's I built pc's with a teacher in elementary school...doesn't mean I know everything or even most stuff about PC gaming.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson Před 7 lety +19

      ^ This.
      You can recognize parts and where they slot but not necessarily what parts are fantastic for specific workloads.

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 Před 7 lety +39

    "they offered to make me a computer, so I sent them some money" - I like how DSP tries to make it sound like it was a special thing they offered him because he's a CZcams celebrity but actually all he's describing here is buying a custom-built computer.

  • @Snake22091
    @Snake22091 Před 7 lety +78

    DSP is like the kid who claims these big, ridiculous things that no one believes.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Před 7 lety +31

    I fucking love that he removes the foam and he's completely out of breath. He probably thinks that's a weeks worth of exercise. In his mind, when you go to the gym, there are only two activities; pulling foam, and carrying grocery bags.

    • @SSofIreland
      @SSofIreland Před 7 lety +8

      I'm 5' 10", weigh about 260 pounds, and even I could take that stuff out without breaking a sweat. Does Phil subsist on an all-Cheeto diet or something?

  • @gastiresoil9758
    @gastiresoil9758 Před 6 lety +39

    Legit got an ad for gout medicine on Amazon in this video

  • @jyustinkyu
    @jyustinkyu Před 6 lety +65

    "You have to have lots of patience to play pc games"
    I have no patience. That's why my games have virtually no loading time on my PC.

  • @dat1niceguy304
    @dat1niceguy304 Před 7 lety +126

    I love how he says that he built PCs and plays PC games back then yet he couldn't fucking understand how to crouch jump in Half-Life....

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc Před 5 lety +9

    I love how the TF2 server browser is actively not letting him in. It’s like PC gaming knows who he is and it’s like, “Nah, you stay there.”

    • @billybillbobjohnson6010
      @billybillbobjohnson6010 Před 5 lety +2

      It would have let him in if he clicked "join game" instead of just clicking everywhere.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před rokem +3

      @@billybillbobjohnson6010 in reality, he actually have AVG installed, and he already figured it out its was the AVG Firewall blocking the game server, so he couldn't join it.

  • @LilithsBabyDaddy
    @LilithsBabyDaddy Před 7 lety +139

    Don't send me friend request but send me money

  • @sadketchupg
    @sadketchupg Před 7 lety +62

    lmao gotta love when he talks about knowing computers and doesnt even know the basics. he's reading the parts list and i 100% know he just thinks it's gibberish.

  • @Tony72495
    @Tony72495 Před 7 lety +82

    As a computer science major and massive computer geek who's built 3 rigs in the past 3 years and upgraded 2 other computers since about 2009, this was physically painful for me to watch. Actually, physically painful.

    • @luisniebla5517
      @luisniebla5517 Před 6 lety +6

      Anthony Koeffler fucking comp sci weebs get out REEEEE

    • @GokaikillerTobi
      @GokaikillerTobi Před 6 lety +1

      @@luisniebla5517 someone's a jabroni

    • @zarfb254
      @zarfb254 Před 5 lety +5

      Anthony Koeffler fuck off mate no one cares

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski Před 7 lety +53

    I feel as if the $3000 PC turned out worse than the PC he got from his two fans.
    Speaking of, did any of those guys respond to Phil? Cause I'd be pissed if I was called out for having a 'shit PC' sent to an icon of mine.

    • @ItsRawdraft2
      @ItsRawdraft2 Před 3 lety +4

      The PC was shit tho. It had parts that were outdated by 2012. Sorry for the necro, couldn't resist

  • @BIGGBAGA
    @BIGGBAGA Před 7 lety +173

    one of the most satisfying vids ever was hearing his voice when he first found out he couldnt run 1080p on his 3k cpu. I have a 6 year old cpu that can still run games today at max, mind you I upgraded my graphix card lol . Also cool to see my comment in the vid

    • @stateofdekay
      @stateofdekay Před 7 lety +15

      Yeah but he was trying to stream with it at the same time in 1080p 60, encoding that video stream takes up additional cpu cycles unless you offload encoding to the gfx card which I doubt he did.

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson Před 7 lety +17

      Offloading to the GPU is so simple that even a toddler could do it... but Phil is clearly too "street smaaaaaht" for that.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +39

      I thought your comment was pretty good because you're right. He was talking about how the PC weighed 50 pounds yet Phil was able to bring it up the stairs even though he has a " bad back " which is pretty much his go to excuse for anything that requires him to do some sort of physical labor. And yes I love how defeated he sounds at 20:30.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Před 7 lety +7

      One of his fans told him to use Shadowplay to record, but Phil found it "too complicated". Also his 2nd PC had a six core CPU on a X79 beast mode motherboard as he calls it but runs it all on stock.

    • @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway
      @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway Před 7 lety +1

      Generally it's better to offload to the CPU now especially that we have affordable, high thread count CPUs.

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 Před 4 lety +25

    "I'm a PC expert. I used to build gaming PCs."
    Doesn't know what basic graphical settings do or how framerate works.

  • @DivineLight661
    @DivineLight661 Před 4 lety +4

    >built pcs for years casually
    >"i don't understand what these blue usbs are"
    o-ok jimmy, ok.
    >in the tf2 server browser
    >doesn't notice the join button
    >blames pcs
    >totally not a brainlet

  • @TomekFM
    @TomekFM Před 7 lety +85

    The reason why Rage was so chawpy is that he set video stream encoding to CPU instead of GPU. This and only this. Btw Rage is poorly optimized so it's not really a good game to benchmark.

    • @daniel03almeida21
      @daniel03almeida21 Před 7 lety +22

      To my understanding its also not a great idea to play a game,record and stream all from one machine, especially in high quality/resolution.

    • @dspgaming3818
      @dspgaming3818 Před 7 lety +7

      Dude stfu you dont know anything you weeb ahahahahahhaaaaaa

    • @TomekFM
      @TomekFM Před 7 lety +6

      It's possible but you need two ssd drives and 2 GPUs

    • @TomekFM
      @TomekFM Před 7 lety +7

      And ofc more than 4 cores.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 Před 6 lety +1

      Rage is a decent game, just not optimized.
      The id5 Tweaker can fix that though

  • @matttrey1644
    @matttrey1644 Před 7 lety +26

    3:43 "Because this is my source of income, I'm going to claim this as a write-off for my taxes next year."
    Oh, but NOW he's saying that he doesn't own a business. If that were actually true, he could not write this computer off on his taxes. Someone's being audited.

    • @sligen
      @sligen Před 5 lety +3

      Not trying to defend DSP here but, you don't need to have a business to write stuff off for taxes. Self Employment allows it, which he is.

  • @hemingplay7551
    @hemingplay7551 Před 7 lety +120

    5:19 I like how even with a brand new PC he still aims his camcorder at his monitor. You'd think somebody who attempts to make a living off of the content he produces would aim for quality video.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +25

      Yeah that's kinda what I was thinking. He could have easily just used FRAPS to record everything directly from his PC but nah he's just going to point a camera at his TV. My favorite part is that there's a glare from an open window which he acknowledges but nah keep that window open. I've just never understood why he's always in such a rush when it comes to recording videos. Everything is always on the first try with him.

  • @LSBGaming1
    @LSBGaming1 Před 5 lety +24

    Holy shit I just realized he had FRAPS installed and still decided to point a camera at his monitor??

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah that's Phil for ya! Not only that but my favorite part was when he tried to get some team fortress 2 matches going on and he simply couldn't do so the entire video was just him staring at the same menu for 10 minutes straight. Not only that but I noticed just now that if you look closely from 7:17 to 7:35 you can see him bobbing up and down like crazy in the background. Overall it's a shame that we don't get material like this anymore because of that good old stream chat.

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex Před 2 lety

      @@SomaJuliusCruz what's the deal with the bobbing?

  • @omegaprime1345
    @omegaprime1345 Před 7 lety +59

    Notice how he's on a carpet, with socks on, touching around in the PC.

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great Před 5 lety +16

      Modern pc components have little issue with static. Even though he's dumb and doing it that way isn't recommended, it would take a monstrous amount of static to damage the components

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu Před 4 lety +6

      Linus would fucking kill himself if he saw this

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great Před 4 lety +3

      @Dimetime35c right well I've built dozens of machines on carpet. Never use a anti static wrist strap. Never had an issue with hardware failing due to static

    • @tavarusbenton5291
      @tavarusbenton5291 Před 3 lety +1

      @@armando1is1great is it hard to build a pc and what programs did you use

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great Před 3 lety +2

      @@tavarusbenton5291 no it's not hard at all, there's a lot of tutorials. Programs for what?

  • @DrGreenThumbNZL
    @DrGreenThumbNZL Před 7 lety +36

    3k lemon PC was the some of the funniest shit to ever happen to him

  • @CounterLife
    @CounterLife Před 7 lety +116

    He could've looked all that up before recording, instead he made himself look like an idiot.

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +21

      One thing I've never understood about Phil is that sometimes he'll begin recording and a few minutes into the video he'll say or do something that a normal human being will edit out but Phil just keeps it going until the very end. He records everything in one try and there is zero preparation beforehand. I don't know if it's greed from his part or lazyness but it just screams amateur and unprofessional.

    • @CounterLife
      @CounterLife Před 7 lety +12

      He claims that it's part of his "raw, unedited content" style. That's a load of bullshit though.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 Před 7 lety +6

      The only thing he knows how to look up is where the best stuff is in a game, and women's skirts.

    • @bonclay7763
      @bonclay7763 Před 7 lety +3

      Counter Life bruh what's funny is that he has the editing softwares but never edited things at all 😂

    • @Crayolapup
      @Crayolapup Před 4 lety

      Soma Julius Cruz No one understands Phil. He’s a complex genius.

  • @recoverymode
    @recoverymode Před 7 lety +27

    "WHAAAAT" Gets me everytime, this guy has less brains than scarecrow

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles Před 5 lety +10

    "This is how you DO ship a PC!"
    Instant karma with the latch after taking it out of the box. Only DSP would something like that happen.

  • @baloo6910
    @baloo6910 Před 7 lety +37

    This CPU is perfectly fine btw, wtf. Betting on tons of background bloatware preinstalled by the company that build it, power saving power plan, half of cores parked lol. What the hell is he even using to record this shit?

    • @zombone2012
      @zombone2012 Před 6 lety +4

      legit hes recording with a camera up to the montior, but he has a dedicated recording software running in the background

  • @soada159
    @soada159 Před 7 lety +33

    Skip the cutscenes in an rpg boys, cause we all know story in an rpg doesn't matter.

  • @DarkSingin
    @DarkSingin Před 7 lety +19

    Shoulda done some research before spending 3k ... but I guess maybe he already knew since he used to build pcs as a hobby 🤔

  • @TheDonkeyFLOPPER
    @TheDonkeyFLOPPER Před 7 lety +53

    Do the guys who built his first pc have a CZcams channel or a video of them defending themselves from phils hate?

  • @Ironwind1972
    @Ironwind1972 Před 5 lety +14

    "Don't send me friends request" but he'll sure let you send him money.

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 Před 4 lety +10

    it wasn't registering the GPU, knowing Phil he probably had his HDMI port in the Integrated graphics card slot, but watching him whine about "it's Chawpyy!" is always amusing.

    • @hankhill8344
      @hankhill8344 Před 3 lety

      Its hilarious it doesn't even show the gpu on the task manager u would think he would notice it but its dsp we talkin about.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před 2 lety +1

      In reality, the GPU Monitoring doesnt exist in Task Manager until Windows 10 (version 1703/1709 or later like Windows 11), before that, GPU monitoring was in Resource Monitor instead.
      Beside that, some system (such as the laptop that have dual switchable GPU), even with correct drivers, it may not show at all.

  • @SixDeadMice
    @SixDeadMice Před 5 lety +6

    Ok seriously? Google's AI is freaking me out, I just got an ad at the end of the video for "gout treatment". It's getting pretty scary how powerful it's learning algorithm is.

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 Před 7 lety +10

    "I haven't played this game (TF2) in a hundred years, so..."
    4 minutes of playtime, 0 achievements. Hmm... if so, Philly boy apparently haven't build a PC in a hundred years as well. Oh, he actually said something between those lines as well... If there's something he hasn't done in a long time, means that he has never done it

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk Před 5 lety +5

    Phil: im a math professional
    5x = 4+6
    X = ??
    Phil = wtf dude why is there an alphabet in a math question this question is defective

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal Před 4 lety

      some back seater is gonna tell DSP x = 2 and get banned for it

  • @hentaiboy4876
    @hentaiboy4876 Před 7 lety +22

    "i know nothing about adding friends." Phil is one of the most honest people on the internet guys!

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc Před 7 lety +12

    Building a PC for gaming is nearly impossible to fail at nowadays. Modern motherboards clearly point out what goes where and sites like pcpartpicker let you gather, compare and order every part you need.
    The ONLY time I fucked up was when I ordered a skylake CPU without paying attention to the socket type and had to get a new motherboard to go with it, didn't even need to reformat.

  • @roryb.bellows8617
    @roryb.bellows8617 Před 7 lety +11

    "Does Phil have an endless supply of money or what?"
    Yes, it's called BSV

  • @honkingclown
    @honkingclown Před 7 lety +117

    Phil is such a console peasant lmao.

  • @ctuagent247
    @ctuagent247 Před 3 lety +3

    Remember when he said PCs get damaged when they are cold? lol

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Still my favorite DSP video to this day

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt Před 4 lety +8

    This is how you DO ship a PC!

  • @komodo380
    @komodo380 Před 4 lety +4

    Serves him right for taking a shit on the previous fellas who were doing their best to help him out.

  • @epichitmark811
    @epichitmark811 Před 2 lety +7

    This is still one of my favorite vids lol. He loves throwing money in the toilet lol.

  • @SixDeadMice
    @SixDeadMice Před 6 lety +13

    used to build PC's... doesn't know how to take out the ram out and put it back in because it's not recognized... he doesn't even know the basics.

    • @SixDeadMice
      @SixDeadMice Před 6 lety +5

      and WTF he is recording with a camcorder... he does this for a "job"...

  • @strelok5661
    @strelok5661 Před 7 lety +13

    phil thinks pc gaming is rocket science, its literally building expensive legos... the fact he is a full time console pleb is mindblowing, its his fucking job

  • @chungman6167
    @chungman6167 Před 7 lety +9

    He probably broke the 3k PC by taking out the foam lol.

  • @Nauz
    @Nauz Před 7 lety +12

    Why would he care "what we're dealing with" when he doesn't have a clue what anything but resolution is?

  • @Demented420
    @Demented420 Před 6 lety +9

    How does someone spend $3,000 on a pc and still not get good performance? What a dunce.

  • @allways28
    @allways28 Před 4 lety +3

    How were people ever nice to this guy , he took the people that built this PC and installed free games for him for a ride

  • @SomaJuliusCruz
    @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 7 lety +107

    330 dislikes?

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO Před 7 lety +72

      Probably DSP fanboys or people who think it's you.

    • @graamsantos4170
      @graamsantos4170 Před 6 lety +12

      dsp bots XD

    • @34125867
      @34125867 Před 6 lety +11

      Factually wrong at some parts, thats why the dislikes. Like "say thanks for the free game", when he paid 3k like an idiot or how video rendering isn't a system intensive process. Just kills the mood when you're trying to have fun watching an idiot like DSP stumble through shit and then there's added commentary by the video editor who's making equal dumb commentary.

    • @TheStargatefan12
      @TheStargatefan12 Před 6 lety

      Yea, I dunno where that came from. Rendering makes my processor scream in agony (or was it the graphics card? I can't remember right now)

    • @LBOOGIEDAMANN
      @LBOOGIEDAMANN Před 6 lety

      You're not supposed to hit thumbs down if you don't like DSP?

  • @pvt.prinny759
    @pvt.prinny759 Před 7 lety +13

    that intro was amazing ! i give it 5/5 snorts

  • @Chudpope
    @Chudpope Před 7 lety +30

    let me fucking guess, he didn't install graphics drivers or something and that's why it looked like shit on both expensive as balls systems

    • @scottishgamer7210
      @scottishgamer7210 Před 7 lety +1

      Or cheap used video card

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf Před 6 lety +4

      Mind you on the 2nd PC, he was trying to record, stream at 1080P, and play an unoptimize game all at the same time! And has the audacity to say that PC is a lemon! SMH

  • @Ch0l0404
    @Ch0l0404 Před 5 lety +10

    I mean he has fraps installed and running and still he is recording with a fucking camcorder pointed at his monitor, and I know fraps has an impact on performance but with the monster of a pc he bought that should be no problem right?

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen Před 6 lety +11

    TAX FORESHADOWING

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 Před 7 lety +7

    He's so fucking inept. I can take that, but it really pisses me off when he blames it on PC gaming. I am a PC gamer and will forever be. I don't like playing on console, but I don't have anything against it, I don't need to mock it.

  • @EddieSpaghetti555
    @EddieSpaghetti555 Před 7 lety +12

    I love that videos showing how stupid DSP is get significantly more views than actual videos from DSP.

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 Před 3 lety +7

    The blue USB ports are the Blueberry scented version. They make the computer smell nice when you use it
    He's right with the RAM. The proper amount of RAM is 8. Going past that means the computer will run TOO fast.
    Its does take A LOT of patience to play PC. You have to wait to install the game and then wait to load in. Not nearly as fast as console dood.
    Really like the wind blowing into the mic during the lemon unboxing
    Damn game devs! Left in the choppy setting for rage.

  • @artorias-24
    @artorias-24 Před 7 lety +18

    I don't get it. He says he has extensive knowledge on gaming PCs and built them before, so why doesnt he just build his own? 3K garbage gaming PC that cant even run Rage.. lol ...

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill Před 7 lety +5

      richter3456 tbh my $2700 custom baby cant run rage
      Theres some settings that im too lazy to fuck with that destroy framerates

    • @ToadJones
      @ToadJones Před 5 lety +4

      It wasnt a gaming PC it was a Server PC, he made the wrong choices when setting up the games as well.

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před 2 lety +1

      @@ToadJones It's actually a high-end Gaming PC because of Core i7-4930K he used, the Server one must used a Xeon CPU instead.
      The real reason why performance issues happens is because of RAGE isn't well optimized, aswell OBS was recording on x264 instead of NVENC encorder, causing lots of CPU usage.

  • @KennethPNielsen
    @KennethPNielsen Před 2 lety +3

    Watching this, makes me appreciate having a pc that can play games..

  • @manbearpigsereal
    @manbearpigsereal Před 5 lety +19

    He clearly unseated his graphics card when tearing the foam out and didn't think to make sure everything in there was seated correctly. Hence the GPU not showing in task manager and his CPU maxing out (game is using the iGPU)

    • @bbgub5748
      @bbgub5748 Před 4 lety

      No

    • @megakarlachofficial
      @megakarlachofficial Před 2 lety +1

      Actually, the Intel HD does shown up on Task Manager, but GPU Monitoring isn't a thing until Windows 10 version 170x or later.
      The real reason is because of OBS was recording on x264 encoding instead of NVENC, causing performance problems along with RAGE engine (which is id Tech 5), isnt well optimized.

  • @jamesstuart3536
    @jamesstuart3536 Před 6 lety +12

    Wait he have fraps on the desktop. Why the hell does he still uses the camera?

  • @jtmarin04
    @jtmarin04 Před 4 lety +4

    I love coming back to this video, gives a short and deep look at his personality. Plus, I love the lemon build.

  • @FehAzeved0
    @FehAzeved0 Před 2 lety +4

    Dude, even TODAY you'd get a BEAST PC for even 1k if you actually research and know what you're doing

    • @SomaJuliusCruz
      @SomaJuliusCruz  Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah that's true. I was able to build my current beast gaming PC for around $600 if I recall correctly but I did order all the parts and then assembled it myself. Only took me a couple of hours and that same day I was streaming from my new PC. I think the whole 3k Lemon PC arc was just karma for Phil. He wouldn't shut the fuck up about how Chris and Teo messed up his previous PC so the 3k lemon ended up being worse than his previous PC which he threw away btw because one of the ram sticks went bad or something like that.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 4 lety +4

    I showed my dad the down the rabbit hole episode about DSP, then the video of him pouring oil down the toilet, and then this. Thank you.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 4 lety +9

    I’m about to upgrade my PC so I’m watching this for motivation.

  • @i2Shea
    @i2Shea Před 6 lety +3

    Holy shit. This footage is from 2011 and he was still talking about taxes. I fucking can't man.

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie Před 6 lety +2

    This must be what an animal exists like. No sense of comprehension. Just living second to second with no actual thoughts of their own. "This exists. Okay"
    No question of why things do what they do. Nothing in how things work. He just exists for the moment. The man is no smarter than my dog.

  • @thomasc.5219
    @thomasc.5219 Před 4 lety +7

    I'm on a watching DSP hate videos spree and I think the comments are my favorite part. Even though these videos are couple years old, gives you the chance to see he has just gotten worse and worse and he can't keep his lies straight at all

  • @sekkuar
    @sekkuar Před 7 lety +38

    His computer is overpriced, sure.
    But the reason he couldn't play is because he was using software encoding to stream/record.
    He could easily play at full settings if he used hardware encoding for the stream/record.
    Software encoding eats too much cpu usage, specially at 60fps.
    Additionally, for best performance he could always hook up his old computer with his capture device and use that pc for streaming and the new pc for playing only.
    But, since the money he just burned wasn't earned through hard work, he doesn't ever have to learn how to value stuff and work around issues, instead just throw the pc into the corner and move on as if he didn't just throw 3k away.

    • @defunct303
      @defunct303 Před 6 lety +2

      And because it’s a server pc

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto Před 6 lety +2

      Though it doesn´t take that much more to make it a gaming one.
      If the fat fuck already spent 3k on it, he could´ve spent some more for upgrades.
      On the other hand, who buys a 3k-priced server-pc when you want a gaming pc.

    • @smokeinc9800
      @smokeinc9800 Před 5 lety

      whats hes pc specs lol probably slow as shit now

  • @supersnappahead
    @supersnappahead Před 5 lety +4

    Wow, the guy even gave him some games. That was nice of him. I'm sure Phil was very thankful and good to him after this.

  • @TheHunsonAbadeer
    @TheHunsonAbadeer Před 5 lety +8

    Phil talks like a child trying to get their parents attention. Unfortunately he never learned that telling his chat to look doesn't trigger an audible response like "yeah I'm seeing this man"

  • @D-Nova
    @D-Nova Před měsícem +3

    I get that he was frustrated but being all passive-aggressive towards the people who built his stupid pc really was a dick move only a person like Phil would pull off.
    Then again, I like the idea that his fans are basically just as incompetent as he is.

  • @Rat_the_Renegade
    @Rat_the_Renegade Před 4 lety +2

    I know absolutely nothing about PC specs or any of that but gosh I know that editing videos doesn't require a crap load of high end stuff to work.
    My film class in highschool we used Macs to edit. I've edited stuff on labtops. Afraid he'd push a PC to it's limits editing. Editing he never does.

  • @KRATOSLIVES22
    @KRATOSLIVES22 Před 6 lety +3

    At the beginning it all seems all calm n shit... Will there be rage... Let's find out 🤔🤔🤔

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 3 lety +1

    “I used to build gaming rigs but I have no idea what antialiasing is” it’s like saying “i used to build racing cars but I have no idea what’s a steering wheel”

  • @TinoTheFox
    @TinoTheFox Před 3 lety +4

    There are two types of console fanboys: people who have played games on both console and PC and prefer console but still respect PC gaming, and then there are the idiots who shun PC gaming despite having little to no knowledge about it.
    I think you know which type of console fanboy Phil falls under.

  • @jackthecat3907
    @jackthecat3907 Před 2 lety +2

    Quite impressive that he managed to make a pc worth 3000 have worse specs than the schools chromebooks

  • @botsmokie5388
    @botsmokie5388 Před 6 lety +12

    i like to make big poops whilst watching phillips escapades

  • @ashleyjohansson230
    @ashleyjohansson230 Před 4 lety +4

    Honestly 99% of the internet: "I built one PC to play games! I'm now an engineer!"

  • @herbertspineckie5194
    @herbertspineckie5194 Před 6 lety +17

    lol i cant beleive he said, "i really dont understand how RAM works these days"

  • @electricconor
    @electricconor Před 2 lety +3

    I always forget to disable Jittery in the settings

  • @Lanadra
    @Lanadra Před 5 lety +4

    Well, we all knew DSP was just a dirty console peasant.

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc Před 5 lety +2

    Calls the developers of Passmark “idiots” for giving casual users a free full trial of their software. Incredible.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Před 4 lety +1

      I also love that they did all that stuff for him and installed a bunch a games for him for free and not ONCE did he say thank you in the video to them! Proves he's just an arsehat to everyone.

  • @YouDeserveToDie666
    @YouDeserveToDie666 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm NOT a tech expert by any means but... If my pc doesn't detect one of my ram sticks, first thing I'd do is, DUH, open the case, take off the rams, put them back on. No reason to fiddle with anything else

  • @sonickun95
    @sonickun95 Před 7 lety +3

    "Server not responding" seems to be a common thing in Source games but just hit "Connect" again in the box that pops up and that usually works. But DSP is DSP sooo, u kno. Great vid