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  • @BlacBushido
    @BlacBushido Pƙed 3 lety +5667

    Survival Caleb: “Wanna fight zombies”
    Caleb: *“R E A L S H I T”*

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Caleb is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
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    • @vedantchavan2105
      @vedantchavan2105 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Count me in

    • @naarbeats1
      @naarbeats1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      m.czcams.com/video/Dnq00oRwtvI/video.html

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/video.html .

    • @heiakimsunofficialson2639
      @heiakimsunofficialson2639 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      Finally a good reason to go out

  • @zackbozz269
    @zackbozz269 Pƙed 3 lety +4284

    Zombie apocalypse doesn’t really hit until the internet is out

    • @Kaikuuzen
      @Kaikuuzen Pƙed 3 lety +164

      You sitting and hoping the internet company personel leave the building with everything still on basically an abandoned building with power on still youd have to hope noone tries to escape zombies by breaking in there and zombies get in spraying the ooze on the wires causing the shut down same with the power supply areas

    • @mysteryman1036
      @mysteryman1036 Pƙed 3 lety +50

      @@Kaikuuzen what ooze? They’re dead people, not video game characters

    • @izanagi2488
      @izanagi2488 Pƙed 3 lety +68

      @@mysteryman1036 Ooze maybe as in zombie blood. Or some zombies may actually be like rabid dogs who bite everything

    • @mysteryman1036
      @mysteryman1036 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@izanagi2488 those I could see more

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames Pƙed 3 lety +41

      @@mysteryman1036 pus, drool, blood, visceral material. Otherwise known as zombie ooze

  • @Junseo0510
    @Junseo0510 Pƙed 2 lety +2010

    I think this would be interesting to add, but while I was playing the Walking Dead, my dad, having served in the military, told me that the unsanitary situation alone for the characters suck. He said that people imagine themselves there with only mild discomfort, but if you actually experience in real life it's just a chaotic, humid, sticky, hungry, thirsty mess, with flies just crawling and flying around you, and he added that the blood stains as well kind of just doubles it. It's no where near to what you can imagine until you experience it for yourself.

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Pƙed rokem +103

      To be fair he is right

    • @Junseo0510
      @Junseo0510 Pƙed rokem +78

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Yep, I didn't argue with him regarding that, he definitely has way more experience than me

    • @syilpharhea
      @syilpharhea Pƙed rokem +93

      Can confirm, my situation wasn't that bad, it was just a student bootcamp done in military style in a military forest training area (my school has nothing to do with military btw) just going the entire day caked in mud, wet, and needing to sleep on top of bare ashpalt is bad enough, add flies, smells, and blood, and I will most likely noped out after just a little while

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 Pƙed rokem +87

      And worst of all, little to no hope. On the run constantly, no safe zone to get warm, wash yourself and rest without worrying about waking up to a bunch of corpses eating your innards.
      I can't claim to know as I'm just a civilian, but I imagine that even at war with death around the corner there would be some solace in knowing that somewhere else there's peace and life will continue even if you don't make it.

    • @Dhips.
      @Dhips. Pƙed rokem +58

      @@moteroargentino7944 It would be like WWI trench warfare, but worse. Trained solders snap in those conditions, normal people like us would be ultra fucked.

  • @lolAvalanche
    @lolAvalanche Pƙed rokem +386

    I’m reminded of a dream I had in a zombie apocalypse where after I managed to escape a group of zombies I forced myself to wake up just like, “This had better be a dream because I do not want to live this life.”

    • @radioactivegames7956
      @radioactivegames7956 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +16

      Bro 💀 those nightmares were something or someone is chasing you are thrilling as fuck

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +12

      That's one of the most logical I've heard today😂

    • @sriramn1809
      @sriramn1809 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +18

      All good till u actually wake up inside ur own dream again

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +6

      This is what reality shifting SHOULD be
      Everyone here is from an endless dystopian reality
      instead of 14 year olds saying "my life is BORING I wanna be a wizard" it's like 58 year old survivor types just getting mind melted by staring at the multiverse for too long before waking up here

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      ​​@@sriramn1809I did that once. Dreamed someone was stealing my car while I was in bed and bashed my head into the wall in the dream to wake up, and repeated the whole thing in the dream. Needless to say I checked everything when I actually woke up

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 Pƙed 3 lety +3869

    Zombies: _"braiiiiiiiiinss"_
    Caleb: "no thanks not today"
    Zombies: _"understandable, have a nice day"_

    • @kaylabrhege
      @kaylabrhege Pƙed 3 lety +88

      They can not harm you without consent

    • @gaowgleed1052
      @gaowgleed1052 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Ok buddy

    • @topg_karam234
      @topg_karam234 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      ZA WARUDO

    • @--nopenobodyowo664
      @--nopenobodyowo664 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Don’t got any

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I make skits. Don't have much to give y'all except some content and eternal gratitude if y'all checked them out. Have a nice day 😊

  • @Jaybebored7
    @Jaybebored7 Pƙed 3 lety +4962

    "There's a Zombie apocalypse outside"
    Caleb: "Guess I'll die"

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @The Golden Carrot I don't want to be rock rolled, so what is this vid

    • @golemking1506
      @golemking1506 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @The Golden Carrot no I'm not pressing on that.

    • @philipacquah7552
      @philipacquah7552 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      I will take the sacrifice.
      Edit: it’s safe Minecraft video on a 69 subscriber account

    • @kunai6893
      @kunai6893 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      My curiosity... me want press link...

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      - czcams.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/video.html

  • @Tygermite
    @Tygermite Pƙed rokem +641

    I love how this lists all the good points on why you wouldn't really want a zombie apocalypse. Like yeah, what if you run out of toilet paper, clean water, home-cooked meals, internet, lights, etc. Like, there's so many things you'd lose. And if it's running zombies, you ain't standing a chance.

    • @ebering4.039
      @ebering4.039 Pƙed rokem +39

      Would be kinda dope to fight zombies though

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk Pƙed rokem +37

      Most of that list you can resolve quite easily.
      Toilet Paper? This one you should just skip. TP is trash, man. Get a bidet!
      Clean Water? Boil it. Get your water from the ocean, from a river, from the rain, and boil it. Now it's clean.
      Home-cooked meals? Everything is home cooked if zombies ate all the Subway workers.
      Internet? Might be out for a few weeks, but once you clear out the zombies you can try turning it off and on again.
      Lights? Bring a flashlight and some batteries.
      Bed? If you gotta travel, bring a sleeping bag and air mattress with manual pump. Nice :D
      Soap? You can make it if you know the right ingredients, but better yet just take some with you from home and raid a grocery store for some more. That'll last you quite a while, at least until you can make more.
      Toilet? Easy. Just hook up a toilet with your clean water, and pump it somewhere. You might need some piping, but you can make your own or just get some from the nearest home depot. And yeah, I know they aren't open. That doesn't mean they don't have spare supplies you can use. And if that won't work, grab a big heavy object and smash up some abandoned house and scavenge all the plumbing you could ever want.
      I'm missing the part where it's unlivable.

    • @thegreatpotato6098
      @thegreatpotato6098 Pƙed rokem +9

      Not to mention that in order to actually desire life as it is, I have to take antidepressants. Without those I'd just kershoot myself

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 Pƙed rokem +13

      @@Mathignihilcehk not everyone knows how to make/do that shi-, it cost a lot of effort in making soap alone, cost resources too, that again needs to be processed together in a certain way to get the desired result, manufacturing might not be as consistent and it takes a lot of time

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 Pƙed rokem +8

      @@Mathignihilcehk and it takes time, effort and resources for luxuries that could be used to much more likely survive the next day, essentially in the grand scheme of things in terms of survival some of those things are non-essentials. Most likely we'd be living like medieval peasants in the zombie apocalypse

  • @ieshadover
    @ieshadover Pƙed rokem +176

    I literally just told my daughter the Zombie Apocalypse seemed like too much effort, so I would just lay down and die verse trying to survive. then 5 minutes later she shared this video. I am now laughing to death instead.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +8

      A better way to die

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 Pƙed 3 lety +6517

    "Sleep in a bed?" Said the man, sleeping on the floor...

  • @kiddiexxviii
    @kiddiexxviii Pƙed 3 lety +4364

    “I wanna live without worrying for survival each day”
    - leaves front door unlocked (pre-apocalypse)

    • @nadir4774
      @nadir4774 Pƙed 3 lety +94

      yeah bro its a zombie acopalypse and he wanna die. his statement literally means "i dont care about my survival."

    • @kiddiexxviii
      @kiddiexxviii Pƙed 3 lety +46

      @@nadir4774 Yeah but his door was unlocked prior to his knowledge of the apocalypse

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Pƙed 3 lety +93

      @@kiddiexxviii meaning he wasn’t worrying about whether ppl would come in because he doesn’t worry about his survival

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      That's a good point actually,

    • @n0cturnalll390
      @n0cturnalll390 Pƙed 3 lety

      Mf day ja voo

  • @Cozm1k
    @Cozm1k Pƙed 2 lety +959

    “We have to fight in a zombie apocalypse!”
    “So we have to work to survive everyday?”
    “Yeah, basically.”
    “So nothing’s changed?”

    • @Fearless-44
      @Fearless-44 Pƙed rokem +34

      Just the amount of effort you gonna do

    • @sbcs2809
      @sbcs2809 Pƙed rokem +7

      It's the amount of work you have to put in to survive the day that he's complaining about

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee Pƙed rokem +29

      @@sbcs2809 Third world countries be like: So nothing's changed?

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Pƙed rokem

      Mean while 1st world countries if not in denial "zombies are not real" would use technology to thier advantage and make drones and bomb disposal robots to fight zombies. Robots vs zombies.

    • @volt42re
      @volt42re Pƙed rokem +3

      Yeah, it’s just very different jobs you have to work now.

  • @lukewright6029
    @lukewright6029 Pƙed rokem +156

    Plot twist: at 0:30 he was actually trying to sleep because he knows zombies burn during the day. He also knows that his plant defense and lawnmowers will protect him

    • @PossiblyAkid
      @PossiblyAkid Pƙed rokem +6

      I know the two games you're referencing to.

    • @cr4zypeopl3
      @cr4zypeopl3 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@PossiblyAkid Everyone does

  • @arcroseary964
    @arcroseary964 Pƙed 3 lety +7319

    Caleb: "I just want to fight zombies"
    Everyone: say less

  • @SwiftX10
    @SwiftX10 Pƙed 3 lety +6287

    - "Society collapsed, you have no more student loans"
    - "Say no more, pass that katana, we out"

    • @msharp6887
      @msharp6887 Pƙed 3 lety +36

      If u are unhappy with student loans go to a less expensive school.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Pƙed 3 lety +227

      That's not how it works most of the time in some/most places in America. Because the way it works here is your parents have to save money from the moment your born. And even then it's still gonna cost you a arm and a leg don't depend on financial aid because that's gonna make you consider selling your organs on the black market to pay your debts off. And if you don't go to college the chances of you getting your dream job are slim if your lucky. Even with college getting jobs are harder because when someone sees a top school like Yale or somewhere that'shigher up there. Just not going to a expensive college isn't alaays good option for people. Just about all of them are expensive and if they aren't they probably aren't very good (not that they can't be).

    • @msharp6887
      @msharp6887 Pƙed 3 lety +57

      @@agereartist3763 yes i live in America. And that's exactly how it works. The less expensive a college u attend, the less financial burden you have to carry. I worked through college, and graduated with a masters with absolutely no student loan debt. I attended a community College for my first couple years, transfered to a different school for the remainder. And now I have a successful business, 0 debt, and a degree from a very good university. Just because you have been told it's impossible doesn't make it so.
      Secondly, there are more expensive schools yes, but that doesn't make them better. The knowledge is all the same, and a graduate from yale is no better educated than a state college graduate. Thats just marketing and brand. Same reason we are convinced NIkes are better than sketchers.
      Third, job are not hard to find. Just get a real degree, and not. Useless one, or on that puts u in an oversaturated field.
      And finally, the military is always an option. 2 years of service, and u get a the Montgomery GI bill, which includes tuition assistance, and 3 years of free college, of your choice.

    • @wilburwarthog668
      @wilburwarthog668 Pƙed 3 lety +46

      @@agereartist3763 I couldn't finish reading your run-on sentence. Tell us more about how college works.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 Pƙed 3 lety +19

      @@wilburwarthog668 No

  • @msk-fan
    @msk-fan Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +13

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goals are to survive the day is not the life for me."
    Bro casually drops the rawest quote when a zombie apocalypse starts

  • @ninjapilot1062
    @ninjapilot1062 Pƙed 2 lety +51

    I've accepted that if a full blown zombie apocalypse happens (no matter how unlikely) I'm going out to fight for however long I last. I'm type 1 diabetic my meds MIGHT last 2 months before they spoil.

  • @itsyaboipoo478
    @itsyaboipoo478 Pƙed 3 lety +6625

    Caleb: watches someone die live.
    Caleb: "Internet's out"

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub Pƙed 3 lety +2048

    “I just wanna fight zombies”
    I call dibs on the Sword

    • @guilherme100099
      @guilherme100099 Pƙed 3 lety +69

      DAYUM
      I wanted the sword...
      Can i stay with the shotgun, at least?

    • @wingdinggaster17
      @wingdinggaster17 Pƙed 3 lety +36

      You have sharpen that though. I'm going with one of those sledge-axe things, and making the hammer part into a meat tenderizer.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guysđŸ„°. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks Pƙed 3 lety +17

      @@merpuffedy No

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      I create content like calebcity.I would be ecstatic if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you for your help!

  • @mattturner747
    @mattturner747 Pƙed rokem +50

    Still prolly my favorite Caleb video brah. He creates a whole ass universe with lore on this four minute video.

  • @BIA1hsjshs
    @BIA1hsjshs Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +5

    "I just thought it'd be cool to fight zombies bro" that's the "you son of a bitch I'm in" moment 😂

  • @justincoloma3721
    @justincoloma3721 Pƙed 3 lety +3121

    People who played any zombie based game: *It’s like, I was made for this*

    • @HellaBatShitCrazy
      @HellaBatShitCrazy Pƙed 3 lety +66

      Right! Lol 😆 đŸ€Ł I'm a chicken shit about spiders but if the zombies came!?!?! Hold on bro I got a bat with your name on it. Haha

    • @nchifani9668
      @nchifani9668 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Me to

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Caleb is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : czcams.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/video.html

    • @xKazumi48
      @xKazumi48 Pƙed 3 lety

      DayZ

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 Pƙed 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/video.html .

  • @IlyTranq
    @IlyTranq Pƙed 3 lety +6013

    ALTERNATE ENDING:
    Zombie walks in: hey I'm here for the interview

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Pƙed 3 lety +505

      Recruiter - GET O-... hold on. What are your powers exactly?
      Zombie - I have infinite stamina. I can take a serious kicking and still keep on ticking... To be honest, I think I can stand up to pretty much anything except severe head trauma, but Im not too hot on experimenting with that.
      I can also turn other people into being like me through really non-sensical means.
      Recruiter - ... That is actually really useful. When can you start?
      Zombie - Also, I kind of... Wild out and eat people sometimes. Ive been trying to kick the habit, but its really, really hard.
      Recruiter - We can work around that. We can... yeah... we can work around that. Bro! Stop looking at me funny.

    • @trueleox
      @trueleox Pƙed 3 lety +30

      still my favorite video to date

    • @Conmama19
      @Conmama19 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @tkf15
      @tkf15 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Sometimes it's better to trust a zombie than a fellow human

    • @1uminxsity
      @1uminxsity Pƙed 3 lety +14

      I WANNA SEE THIS SO BAD NOW

  • @Onychoprion27
    @Onychoprion27 Pƙed rokem +22

    I love how Caleb makes some of the line-reads sound echoy as though they're actually coming from a Caleb laying on the floor 2 meters away.

  • @IlyTranq
    @IlyTranq Pƙed 2 lety +30

    Caleb: will we have non contaminated water?
    Me: looks at the bottle of water in the back

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      That won't even last a day though

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Pƙed 13 dny

      ​@@MyUsersDarkdon't asdume, might be one of those big jugs

  • @AJEETKUMAR-om5rf
    @AJEETKUMAR-om5rf Pƙed 3 lety +1477

    "You aren't interested in your own surrvival "
    " NO I'm NOT "
    Yup that's caleb .

  • @VinnyChim
    @VinnyChim Pƙed 3 lety +5629

    people who watched Zombie movies:
    *I was born for this*
    *"Immedietly gets eaten"*

    • @boredaf3269
      @boredaf3269 Pƙed 3 lety +47

      Me lmao

    • @DaySights
      @DaySights Pƙed 3 lety +169

      many people think zombies are easy to fight and to just kill because the main characters always live but nah fam they are as strong as a kinda normal human only because thye look weak doesnt mean they are, thats why you see the characters at the beggining of the story trying hard to keep the zombies out but at the endish of the show they are easy to kill since they are rotting

    • @LaSean640
      @LaSean640 Pƙed 3 lety +67

      @@DaySights how can you say that zombies haven’t existed except in movies and how resilient they are varies

    • @MakotoJeon
      @MakotoJeon Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @Nick The Great what happen when we got bit tho I mean it just a human bite no poison or anything

    • @pingponoh9608
      @pingponoh9608 Pƙed 3 lety +45

      @@MakotoJeon the disease/virus might be spread via bite

  • @thebishopchess
    @thebishopchess Pƙed 2 lety +7

    “we might as well just lay down and die” had me😂

  • @nd7042
    @nd7042 Pƙed 2 lety +87

    "I just think it would be cool to fight zombies..." "Why didn't you just start with that?! Let's go!" XD Fight zombies as you head to the store, fight them as you get supplies, fight them on your way to a fresh, clean water source and just live there. Make sure you get tools to chop trees, build a wall with chopped down trees, then some small huts... Then use some bows you got from a store you went to in order to shoot the zombies from behind the wall but on a raised level... I don't know, build basic platforms? I know, I'm thinking too much. Point is? You can do both. Fight zombies, yes. But get yourself set up for the long haul. Recruit other uninfected people, help Humanity survive... While killing zombies. It's a win win.

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      You're just saying the gameplay of 7 days to die. (plus probably 50 other zombie games)

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 Pƙed 3 lety +12254

    “Let’s fight to survive”
    “Nah, I’d rather die”
    “Okay. Let’s fight cuz it’s cool and violent”
    “ *THESE ZOMBIES WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT ‘EM* “

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/video.html .

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now Pƙed 3 lety +74

      @@ThoseZbroz I'm sorry, I can't find your channel. Would you mind telling me what it's called?

    • @againts2866
      @againts2866 Pƙed 3 lety +23

      @@The_Endless_Now Bruh you can literally just click on his icon.

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now Pƙed 3 lety +81

      @@againts2866 Exactly. A user's channel link and name is right above every comment they make. I just find the redundancy of including them in the advert itself funny.

    • @RessuRekt
      @RessuRekt Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@The_Endless_Now you think you're so smart by using big words eh? Well yes, and I hate that

  • @outsider2.08
    @outsider2.08 Pƙed 3 lety +427

    "Fight zombies? Shiiiiiit, pass me the gun"
    "Aight cool... why you putting it in your mouth?"

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 Pƙed 2 lety +1184

    Caleb in the black hoodie: "I just thought it would be cool to fight zombies."
    Caleb in the yellow hoodie: _"You son of a b!tch, I'm in."_
    EDIT: There fixed it. Turns out some of you have more words in your sentences than braincells.

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder Pƙed 2 lety +13

      love the reference!

    • @chandleralves698
      @chandleralves698 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Cue heist music

    • @krakkywakky863
      @krakkywakky863 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      They're both black

    • @krakkywakky863
      @krakkywakky863 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      You replied to my comment then realized it was a joke and deleted it i saw that. Caught you slackin lmao

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@r_spyder KING CRIMSON FROM JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 5?!

  • @broski9938
    @broski9938 Pƙed 2 lety +94

    With the water, if anyone's wondering, you can get decent quality water by finding a stream. Where the water's running and clear, you can drink that and it should be alright, though in a zombie situation checking up-river would be a good idea.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Pƙed rokem +20

      Be safer to use boiled rain water or depending on where you live humidity collected with tarpaulin

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Pƙed rokem +1

      Or the high tech approach have a wind generator and use electricity to reverse osmosis seawater.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Pƙed rokem +2

      Or boiling water under tilted glass to condensed into a water collector.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 Pƙed rokem +7

      I know a LOT of people who got Giardia that way. Gotta filter it(better than boiling); even in the Sonoran desert.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

      Or just use the fauct.. Gotta be some smart ass zombies to shut off the water within 24 hours

  • @SMAT-gc3yl
    @SMAT-gc3yl Pƙed 3 lety +2572

    People in movies: “I gotta survive like a badass”
    Reality:

  • @uryenatienza4093
    @uryenatienza4093 Pƙed 3 lety +7698

    Survival Caleb: "I think it's cool to fight zombies"
    Smart Caleb: Aight let's go!

    • @piercejonathan2057
      @piercejonathan2057 Pƙed 3 lety +119

      LESGOOO

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 Pƙed 3 lety +67

      @@cereal4694 DON'T GIVE EM IDEAS

    • @kurokami117
      @kurokami117 Pƙed 3 lety +37

      @@cereal4694 Oh no why did you put that in there head were doomed

    • @edukuedd7126
      @edukuedd7126 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/B1qUTAqXNDE/video.html

    • @person1145
      @person1145 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      your not funny for saying something that they already said

  • @Confused_Savior
    @Confused_Savior Pƙed rokem +3

    Bro this is EXACTLY how I would be in a zombie apocalypse

  • @lefriendlyneighborhoodgigachad
    @lefriendlyneighborhoodgigachad Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

    "look, i just think it would be cool to fight zombies bro"
    "..sure, you shoulda lead with that!"

  • @iStoleYourGarbage
    @iStoleYourGarbage Pƙed 3 lety +2541

    “Look man I just thought that it would be fun to fight zombies”
    “Bro for real? You should’ve led with that”
    😂😂😂

    • @hermensonsantana3090
      @hermensonsantana3090 Pƙed 3 lety +84

      And then they were easily outnumbered

    • @SPMask
      @SPMask Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Word

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX Pƙed 3 lety +18

      oh so you watched the video too

    • @vaduziac8234
      @vaduziac8234 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Yeah thats pretty accurate

    • @hiccy6927
      @hiccy6927 Pƙed 3 lety +46

      It would be fun if:
      1. The zombies are slow like TWD zombies
      2. There are no special infected or over-mutated humans such as L4D2
      3. We have a lots of ammo, weapons, and supplies
      4. We're well trained and well prepared, both physically and mentally
      5. We have people that we can trust that will not betrayed us over supplies
      If none of these things happen, we might as well barricade ourself in our home and hope for the best

  • @superduperjoi6800
    @superduperjoi6800 Pƙed 3 lety +1750

    Reporter: "We might as well just lay down and die"

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT Pƙed rokem +17

    This is my big sister and me if this happened! My big sister would be like, "no, not gonna do it. There's no point to continuing life in a zombie filled world. Even if we win, the world will go back to bullshit. It ain't worth it." That's pretty much her stand on it is. At first I argued with her. But then I remembered all the videos and shows of the zombie apocalypse that the evil humans are worse than the zombies. That massive creepy people can force themselves on innocent people and do horrible things to them despite the zombies everywhere! And yeah, the world would go back to all the stupid taxes and money ruling over everything. So yeah, I got convinced that it's not worth it surviving a zombie apocalypse. I'd probably fight until my family is gone. When my family had passed away, there be no reason for me to continue on in a zombie filled world.
    Hilarious skit!

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

      That has always been the most unbelievable part about zombie apocalypses though. 99.9 percent of people stick and work together, even with random strangers, when in an actual life-or-death situation.
      Still, there's no coming back from a Zombie apocalypse, so gimme a gun to shoot myself, i'm out.
      Only if it ever came to that of course, not suicidal currently, but in a Zombie apocalypse, i definitely would be, real fast.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Pƙed 13 dny +1

      Here's the thingamajig. If you look at actual, real world catastrophes where everything around your person has gone to shit, you generally don't see a large amount of dangerous people except for enemy troops in case of war, but then again, that's kinda why they're here in the first place. A decent enough chunk of civilization has shown its capability to self-govern, and if we managed to form society once, why not twice WITH TECHNOLOGY ON OUR SIDE this time.
      Also, you seriously gonna let some societal ills stop you from surviving ? The world is flawed, society is flawed, bummer. Dying will not change that, so why not survive ? Why let yourself be snuffed out by the dark when you can instead burn even brighter in response ?

    • @EmilySpiritExT
      @EmilySpiritExT Pƙed 13 dny

      @@jeanremi8384 I’m sure there’s a lot of good people that would do good for the zombie world. But honestly I’m not a strong fighter unless my family is in danger. Then I go into protective mode. I’m also an introvert so if I lost my family I don’t know what I would do.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Pƙed 13 dny +1

      @@EmilySpiritExT Eh, I don't know a lot of people who are BORN for an apocalypse. Besides, you'd be surprised what a little adrenaline can do in a life-death scenario.

    • @EmilySpiritExT
      @EmilySpiritExT Pƙed 13 dny

      @@jeanremi8384 Same. No hate to ones who could survive through it. If my family aren’t able to, then I don’t think I could be valuable after they are gone. I’m a follower. So if I lost my will to fight I’m not gonna be able to help rebuild society in a zombie world scenario.

  • @jonathandcc23
    @jonathandcc23 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    this is actually a good prequel skit to the "dying light" zombies skits. The reason being is that, in those skits, the zombie notices that the players are literally just doing random shit to kill zombies. Theyre literally not doing anything else but finding different ways to kill zombies...

  • @kevizdeath3695
    @kevizdeath3695 Pƙed 3 lety +1901

    “look I just wanna fight zombies”
    Caleb: Oh sh** Bet

  • @danielemmanuel7829
    @danielemmanuel7829 Pƙed 3 lety +951

    "There are zombies everywhere"
    "So what this a Zombie apocalypse or something?"
    Bruh, what else could it be.

  • @jitterbug2759
    @jitterbug2759 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +5

    I'm now re-watching this as zom 100 is coming out and I love how advanced yo comedy is Caleb.👌

  • @adamr9570
    @adamr9570 Pƙed rokem +5

    Caleb’s personality matches his house a lot. We really enjoy them more that way, so bright, brilliant and creative!

  • @HHash-qi4ih
    @HHash-qi4ih Pƙed 3 lety +1337

    Caleb: "You wanna fight zombies
    other Caleb: "you son of a bitch, I'm in"

  • @phoenix_arias
    @phoenix_arias Pƙed 3 lety +3443

    Caleb, make a sequel to this. “Fighting zombies be like”.

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG Pƙed 3 lety +72

      That shit would be fire not gonna lie

    • @ProfezorFirdaus
      @ProfezorFirdaus Pƙed 3 lety +68

      The zombie also joins them in their search for clean water

    • @Br3zizH
      @Br3zizH Pƙed 3 lety +20

      I second that and say that he should do a whole zombie series skits

    • @kennethmackjr3010
      @kennethmackjr3010 Pƙed 3 lety

      Would be đŸ”„đŸ”„

    • @wasted_time1053
      @wasted_time1053 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yes.

  • @notaperson1239
    @notaperson1239 Pƙed 2 lety +25

    If this was a series, couldn't wait for part two

  • @coalrocks
    @coalrocks Pƙed 2 lety +7

    I mean he's got a point. I've had so many day dreams of a zombie apocalypse and considered myself either fighting just for the adrenaline of fighting or lying down and waiting because I don't want to "survive" I want to live. Basically yellow shirt would like the idea of ice your best life instead of live the longest life

  • @kaitydidkaity6542
    @kaitydidkaity6542 Pƙed 3 lety +1286

    “Bro I’m listing off things that we had at 6th grade camp” god bless lol

    • @lexecomplexe4083
      @lexecomplexe4083 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      I felt that

    • @kylelabelle5047
      @kylelabelle5047 Pƙed 3 lety

      I'm the guy who clicks thumbs down on all the comments that have over a thousands thumbs ups and no negative reacts

  • @sleepysbox9355
    @sleepysbox9355 Pƙed 3 lety +601

    I can’t help but laugh “I just wanna kill some zombies dude”
    “Really you shoulda lead with that”

  • @michaelmilian4336
    @michaelmilian4336 Pƙed rokem +1

    “Out in the wild somewhere fighting bears for my food, already starving and struggling!”
    DAMN

  • @RustMostHatedPlayer
    @RustMostHatedPlayer Pƙed rokem +10

    Caleb can never fail us with the camera zoom in

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 Pƙed 3 lety +2433

    Yo imagine CalebCity brand ramen:
    Me: *Adds hot water*
    The cup: *Shouting*

  • @22XERO22
    @22XERO22 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    "So you're saying that ALL of our country's defences couldn't survive the outbreak, but you think just the two of us is enough to fight through the hordes of zombies?"

  • @AnthonyFlames275
    @AnthonyFlames275 Pƙed rokem +5

    I now want a whole show made about this by Caleb. Would be hella fun

  • @unknownvariable2456
    @unknownvariable2456 Pƙed 3 lety +9297

    "I just think it'd be cool to fight zombies bro"
    literally everyone ever: "yo, shit, that's deep bro"

    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @jsdomain2258
      @jsdomain2258 Pƙed 3 lety +120

      @@ritwiksarvade2060 What the?

    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@jsdomain2258 idk

    • @andrewsalomon6461
      @andrewsalomon6461 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@ritwiksarvade2060 ummm

  • @Pontwo
    @Pontwo Pƙed 3 lety +1401

    you forgot the part where they call the zombies LITERALLY EVERYTHING except zombies

    • @nell4790
      @nell4790 Pƙed 3 lety +272

      “Walkers, Lurkers, The dead, Los muertos, geeks, biters, monsters, etc”

    • @vibezworldwide
      @vibezworldwide Pƙed 3 lety +226

      @@nell4790 then u start adding different types: clickers, bloaters, witches, tank, lickers, etc

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 Pƙed 3 lety +167

      @@vibezworldwide
      Then you start adding subtypes:
      stalkers, feral, crawlers, armored, etc.

    • @wedemboyzz_og1404
      @wedemboyzz_og1404 Pƙed 3 lety +57

      In walking dead the word zombies don't exist and im being dead serious but the game is still goated regardless 😭

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood Pƙed 3 lety +69

      Lol in a lot of those cases zombie lore doesn't exist in universe. Probably to avoid the whole "you mean *real* zombies?!" dialogue path. That way its an original story rather than overly referential.

  • @gusneljoseph9241
    @gusneljoseph9241 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Bro how tf you do that so well-making these scenes with just yourself in such a creative matter??!fr you talented frfr.keep up the gud work man🙏🙌

  • @AndiStudiosCEO
    @AndiStudiosCEO Pƙed rokem +4

    I like how in zombie apocalypse scenarios there are like 2000 zombies right infront of a specific house trying to break down the door, and the slow zombies which are barely alive are like a "huge threat" to the people.

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      like those very old black and white horror movies. a woman screams and stands there and a monster is just slowly getting the woman for the past minute to finally grab her.

    • @AndiStudiosCEO
      @AndiStudiosCEO Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      @@rickydiscord7671 you replied 1 year late

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +1

      @@AndiStudiosCEO and yet here you are.

  • @phytus18
    @phytus18 Pƙed 3 lety +865

    "Wanna survive?"
    "Nah dude, count me out."
    "Well, wanna fight zombies cuz' it's cool?"
    "Hell yeah brother."

    • @thebestgamer6036
      @thebestgamer6036 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Haha

    • @mauwow
      @mauwow Pƙed 3 lety +3

      dude, spoiler

    • @x0two
      @x0two Pƙed 3 lety +1

      nice pettan pfp

    • @LeJ3n021
      @LeJ3n021 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@mauwow don't read the comments

    • @mydwntime2
      @mydwntime2 Pƙed 3 lety

      I read
      "Hell yeah brother."
      Say less
      instead of
      "Hell yeah brother"
      Show less

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck Pƙed 3 lety +781

    The fact that Caleb took the time to have this philosophical talk with himself just to end it with “ I just think it would be cool if we fought zombies” is so breathtaking

    • @SyASMRs
      @SyASMRs Pƙed 3 lety

      😂😂

    • @Alanxddd
      @Alanxddd Pƙed 3 lety

      You're breathtaking

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck Pƙed 3 lety

      @@Alanxddd YOU’RE Breathtaking!! You’re all breathtaking!!!

  • @jashua2776
    @jashua2776 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +3

    Just get an rv that will solve haft of the problem. Then you need a metal bucket for warm water. You also need cut plastic bottle sand and rock to mostly clean your water after you boil it.

  • @cwolf201
    @cwolf201 Pƙed rokem +8

    certainly a normal take vs the creator of the comics saying the zombie trope was not a thing in the world so nobody would know a headshot was a first choice initially

  • @slightlysexualrosay4303
    @slightlysexualrosay4303 Pƙed 3 lety +798

    This is literally how any Protagonist recruits team members

    • @mindecon8084
      @mindecon8084 Pƙed 3 lety +98

      -let's go fight this evil ruler
      - to save oppressed people?
      -Nah, because the fight will be dope

    • @forsetiii3875
      @forsetiii3875 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Haha when you can't recruit with thr main lord in fire emblem

    • @Bootytickler9991
      @Bootytickler9991 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      This is literally luffy

    • @Milwaz34
      @Milwaz34 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Damn i just noticed how true this is

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness Pƙed 3 lety +7521

    "Internet's out." That would be the true despair moment.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Pƙed 3 lety +204

      All those Steam games are gone, the horror

    • @darnelljunior4541
      @darnelljunior4541 Pƙed 3 lety +123

      I would rather just die than not have WiFi

    • @afraaomar4682
      @afraaomar4682 Pƙed 3 lety +57

      Actually in our country in 2019 Internet was out for more than a month that was soooo frustrating

    • @darnelljunior4541
      @darnelljunior4541 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@afraaomar4682 what country?

    • @afraaomar4682
      @afraaomar4682 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      @@darnelljunior4541
      Sudan 😱

  • @JanieBee
    @JanieBee Pƙed rokem +4

    @0:55 I mean
.that’s how 80% of the world lives. And before industrialization, that’s just how humans got by. Enjoying the little things and working hard for what we had

  • @rhane000
    @rhane000 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +2

    Like I always told my brother
    If a zombie apocalypse starts imma be one of the zombies

  • @C_J36
    @C_J36 Pƙed 3 lety +1416

    Walking Dead exists
    This Skit: “About to end this shows whole career”

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore Pƙed 3 lety +14

      Shows career ended after they got rid of ANYON who acted in the first season... name ONE... hol up.. Carol and Daryl been hanging in there. They dont count.

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Imagine using the same joke on every CZcams comment section for like 5 fucking years at this point... please stop bro

    • @Othorius
      @Othorius Pƙed 3 lety +14

      @@natebit7167 Chill. Not everything has to be original...

    • @TheKavuShow
      @TheKavuShow Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Wasn't whether or not living was worth it like.. a major plot point multiple times? Didn't several characters kill themselves or consider it for exactly this reason?

    • @jan-owennugent1932
      @jan-owennugent1932 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Z Nation and iZombie are much better shows

  • @chieledits6301
    @chieledits6301 Pƙed 3 lety +4669

    he didn't wanna go because he gave him a baseball bat and not a sword

    • @trashboat7796
      @trashboat7796 Pƙed 3 lety +117

      I would’ve thrown hands for the sword

    • @atbant3005
      @atbant3005 Pƙed 3 lety +208

      he’s not a high enough level

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ Pƙed 3 lety +39

      Hold on, partner. This is a real bat.

    • @lasttocomment5869
      @lasttocomment5869 Pƙed 3 lety +16

      @DeflectF13 only a sword? Weak sauce I need a hk416 deagle xix a doom slayer sword molotov and a hk21 because why not

    • @sicfith6006
      @sicfith6006 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Kischmirga!!

  • @stoneageprogrammer432
    @stoneageprogrammer432 Pƙed rokem +5

    This is greatness. I subbed you. I'm a game developer, I'm making a Backrooms game, and I've gotten sort of submerged into this horror mindset of depressed hopelessness, especially with the outbreak of WW3 in Russia. So, I find this completely relatable. In a world where just lay down and die is the smart move, this is a classic.

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❀❀❀

    • @stoneageprogrammer432
      @stoneageprogrammer432 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      @@zacharynguyen7286 Hey thank you so much, Zachary, that's very kind of you. It really is pretty depressing, even more so now than a year ago when I wrote that. It looks increasingly obvious that humanity has decided that are going to blow ourselves up. In fact, I just wrote a song saying exactly that, and writing it helped a lot. Anyway, thank you again, you're very kind, and I wish you the best. Please take care, and hang in there.

  • @scottlang3844
    @scottlang3844 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +3

    Like store
    5. a wooden plank
    10. A bat
    15. Cricket bat
    20. Pistol
    25. Upgraded pistol
    30. Carbine rifle
    35. Sniper
    40. Crossbow
    45. Crossbow/scope
    50. Double barrel
    55. Shotgun
    60. Tactical shotgun
    65. Dessert eagle
    Extras
    Molotov. 3
    Grenade. 6
    Flare stash. 20
    Mini map/radar/scanner. 70
    Survival kit. 50

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown Pƙed 3 lety +568

    "I'm sayin' that the current situation is completely undesirable no matter how much effort you put into it."
    Life has never been summarized so accurately in one sentence before.

    • @jonh3141
      @jonh3141 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      I’m sure life isn’t like that unless it was a zombie apocalypse lol

    • @lynpotter6471
      @lynpotter6471 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Best one sentence summary of Das Kapital yet.

    • @lonejohnwolf
      @lonejohnwolf Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Ask a dead person if he wants to come back to life to make sure... Lol

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown Pƙed 3 lety

      @The Golden Carrot Hey, I literally just ate one of you. :3 Very filling.

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy Pƙed 3 lety +801

    "I just wanna fight zombies"
    Caleb: *shiii neeegro that's all you had to say*

  • @NegativeTo0
    @NegativeTo0 Pƙed rokem +1

    "Let's bring some water"
    Sink doesn't work*
    Music plays*
    The dude that tried to turn on sink: đŸ˜±

  • @NAAXAP
    @NAAXAP Pƙed 2 lety +6

    I wanna see this as a short series with calebs comedic values cuz it makes the shit funnier, I promise if he directed and acted in it it would be a amazing

  • @bene8168
    @bene8168 Pƙed 3 lety +3334

    Sometimes I forget that they’re all Caleb, that’s how brilliant it is

  • @reactivat3d
    @reactivat3d Pƙed 3 lety +2231

    “So you’re not interested in your own survival?”
    Me: That’s just tuff 😂

  • @unlxck3255
    @unlxck3255 Pƙed rokem +1

    "a toilet of any kind" yes
    "a vehicle" yes

  • @pir8987
    @pir8987 Pƙed 2 lety

    Man....i want a full series made by this dude.Just amaizing dud , keep the vids up

  • @Lil__Ro
    @Lil__Ro Pƙed 3 lety +513

    “Oh so it’s a zombie apocalypse?”
    “Yeah”
    *proceeds to sleep*

    • @RealisticFar
      @RealisticFar Pƙed 3 lety +3

      He has his priorities in check

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Pƙed 3 lety

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guysđŸ„°. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Pƙed 3 lety

      I create content like calebcity.I would be extremely grateful if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thanks

    • @jaredflores4411
      @jaredflores4411 Pƙed 3 lety

      As a minecraft veteran, can confirm

  • @Lerraunt
    @Lerraunt Pƙed 3 lety +3680

    "Will we get to use a vehicle?"
    Yes. They're called bicycles.

    • @pizzatime.7030
      @pizzatime.7030 Pƙed 3 lety +147

      Honestly one of the best things, quiet and quick (note that you should oil your bike once in a while and fix it)

    • @billybob5553
      @billybob5553 Pƙed 3 lety +149

      @@pizzatime.7030 Still dangerous though, If a zombo spots you it can grab onto you if you aren't perceptive and aware.

    • @pizzatime.7030
      @pizzatime.7030 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @Bonnalina Fuzbunny As a kid?

    • @eduardcruceru9004
      @eduardcruceru9004 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      @Bonnalina Fuzbunny I know this is a stupid question,but did you use training wheels? And if you did and then tried to do it without them,did you have someone to help you?

    • @Edwardwho
      @Edwardwho Pƙed 2 lety +49

      @@eduardcruceru9004 the way I was taught was “ here’s a bike don’t come inside the house until you learn” đŸ€Ł

  • @doodledemon4092
    @doodledemon4092 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

    The ending is gold “ man I just want to fight zombies”

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    1:09, u caught me off guard with that! I was tryna hold it together and pay attention, but I busted out laughin right there and had to scroll back.. damn lmao

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 Pƙed 3 lety +624

    This had more character development and thought than the walking dead

  • @Syndicate
    @Syndicate Pƙed 3 lety +2529

    “FIGHTING BEARS!” đŸ€Ł

    • @brook1634
      @brook1634 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I was here before 100 likes

    • @somelegend8775
      @somelegend8775 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @islamicshinobi366
      @islamicshinobi366 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR!! Cause that stitch gon' need it.

    • @8cow945
      @8cow945 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      "SO I JUST FOUND THIS NEW SITE"

    • @YinNegative
      @YinNegative Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Just for this, yall should play a game of Zombies together (maybe old school? maybe not ion know just think it'd be fuckin hilarious tbh, If yall were down)

  • @rawneae9225
    @rawneae9225 Pƙed rokem +1

    Hands down, your best work. lmao i watched twice and cracked up both times.

  • @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216

    Yup, in a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll just chill until a Zombie comes on my lawn and eat my Sunflowers because I forgot to plant a walnut against that bucket head zombie

  • @HaloHighlightz
    @HaloHighlightz Pƙed 3 lety +5946

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goal is to survive the day is not the life for me"
    I mean, when you put it like that 😂

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron Pƙed 3 lety +165

      Yeah, he makes a valid point.

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc Pƙed 3 lety +59

      Well the alternative is death so...

    • @05r41
      @05r41 Pƙed 3 lety +137

      @@lucas-xf7rc what's so bad about that?

    • @OrigamiMaster06
      @OrigamiMaster06 Pƙed 3 lety +209

      @@lucas-xf7rc A life where I can't wipe my ass properly is not the life for me.

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      @@05r41 r/bruhmoment

  • @Protooncogene
    @Protooncogene Pƙed 3 lety +692

    the dude literally dying during live: *screams while being attacked*
    caleb: iNtErNeT's oUT

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Pƙed 3 lety

      I create content similar to calebcity.I would be extremely grateful if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you

    • @mikeplayz355
      @mikeplayz355 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      In a webtoon I read the latest chapter is of this guy getting sent to a dif dimensional earth and there is a zombie apocalypse and he is trying his hardest to stay off the ground by doing, get this... DOING PARKOUR. Anyway, honestly in this situation I would just lay down and sleep to my death

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guysđŸ„°. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇!.!

    • @thelittlenoob2064
      @thelittlenoob2064 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@mikeplayz355 what the name

    • @deamorta6117
      @deamorta6117 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@mikeplayz355 What name

  • @jacobwright3957
    @jacobwright3957 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    Nothing is a better motivator than doing something cool

  • @ThomasThings
    @ThomasThings Pƙed 2 lety

    That last bit is amazing

  • @ChristopherCricketWallace
    @ChristopherCricketWallace Pƙed 2 lety +8945

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goal is to survive the day is not the life for me"
    Shit got real right there.

  • @Lhuaaaa
    @Lhuaaaa Pƙed 3 lety +578

    "You know about express VPN right?"
    " *wAiT YoU DONT?!?!?* "
    Scared the shit outta me i swear

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guysđŸ„°. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Pƙed 3 lety

      Hi guys!My channel consists of skits with weird turns,darkhumor,anime,and other relatable content.I would greatly appreciate it if y'all could take a bit of time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you🙏

    • @Zimran03
      @Zimran03 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@alfaace Oh no
their multiplying

    • @fiddlesticks252
      @fiddlesticks252 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Why yall self promoting your channels

    • @anhrs6337
      @anhrs6337 Pƙed 3 lety

      E

  • @ashgrun
    @ashgrun Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

    "i just think it would be cool to fight zombies bro"
    "fr?? shit you shoulda just led with that!"
    me in a nutshell

  • @wikilover66
    @wikilover66 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

    “Fighting BEARS” 💀

  • @microwave1000
    @microwave1000 Pƙed 3 lety +9157

    The ending “lets goooo” was a good feeling for some reason

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers Pƙed 3 lety +8601

    I thought the product placement was going to be a zombie game

  • @kagekun7689
    @kagekun7689 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    "fighting BEARS FOR MY FOOD"
    HOW HE AGGRESSIVELY SAID BEARS

  • @BunsoUchiha
    @BunsoUchiha Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    I love Caleb's screams đŸ€ŁđŸ’Ż

  • @Rishi.149
    @Rishi.149 Pƙed 3 lety +11798

    i hope there isn’t any: this aged poorly, comments in the future.