Can A CANNON RUSH Beat this 7000 MMR Player? | Cheesiest man Alive

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Komentáře • 116

  • @TiredOwl464
    @TiredOwl464 Před 2 lety +133

    Harstem: complained about battery nerf
    Also Harstem: the one who nerfed battery

    • @Sara_Feingold
      @Sara_Feingold Před 2 lety +22

      Dammit Kevin, how you could nerf Harstem's batteries? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    • @chir0pter
      @chir0pter Před 2 lety +2

      He had nothing to do with that

    • @daltonsurber306
      @daltonsurber306 Před 2 lety +4

      He had such a hard time not smiling/laughing while saying it too

    • @codyheiner3636
      @codyheiner3636 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes, that's the joke...

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Před 2 lety

      he blamed the big man up stairs, aka god.

  • @Zach_Routhier
    @Zach_Routhier Před 2 lety +176

    “They nerfed the battery, god knows why they did that. Now we have to play stupid macro cannon rushes. But this was the call from the men upstairs, I had nothing to do with this.” -Harstem meanwhile being one of the pros on the board who DOES actually make these decisions.
    His subtle humor knows no bounds.

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 Před 2 lety +7

      "I didn't expect Leopards to eat my probes' faces"

    • @codyheiner3636
      @codyheiner3636 Před 2 lety +7

      I don't think there was anything subtle about this

    • @MrCrashDavi
      @MrCrashDavi Před 2 lety

      +

    • @MrAnderson234
      @MrAnderson234 Před 2 lety

      I had 5 banelings run into a zealot that wouldn't die cause those fucking batteries

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 Před 2 lety +5

      @@MrAnderson234 You're complaining that the single most cost-effective unit in the game didn't just get to steamroller something, because you intentionally aimed at a defensive emplacement and it's guardian?

  • @BucksterMcgee
    @BucksterMcgee Před 2 lety +62

    "Harstem: This is brilliant!" *two seconds later* "Harstem: WHAT??!" - Gets me *every* time. :D

    • @WhitefoxSpace
      @WhitefoxSpace Před 2 lety +7

      Every single episode. Never gets old. My favorite is "this sounds stupid, but actually..." And then 2 minutes later "he has a lot of crap..."

  • @13loodySword
    @13loodySword Před 2 lety +70

    for the game against heromarine, I think you could have killed the unbuildable plates with the cannon that wasn't in range of anything then full wall off with a single pylon and gateway WoL style

    • @ralphwarom2514
      @ralphwarom2514 Před 9 měsíci

      lol. "I think to forgot to GG." - After canon rushing a dude :D

  • @TheRavingLobster
    @TheRavingLobster Před 2 lety +41

    Complaining with such vigor about the shield battery nerf is beautiful because a few years from now someone is gunna be watching through this series and they will have no idea that you were on the community team that made those changes lmao.
    The sarcasm was so deep this time that they're just gunna think you were genuinely complaining about it; and it's hilarious!

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs Před 2 lety +5

      People don't even realize it now. Lol

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 Před 2 lety

      @@Rafael_Fuchs half of them are flat out insisting he didn't for heck's sake

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 Před 2 lety

      "Wow, Harstem really hates the balance team" lmao

  • @jmgreetis
    @jmgreetis Před 2 lety +7

    Man I haven't watched SC2 on youtube in probably 8 years or so. I've probably watching 10 of your videos since yesterday and I love them. You're an entertaining player and your commentary while you're playing is pretty funny. I'm glad I found your channel. Here, have another GG...

  • @mithcio
    @mithcio Před 2 lety +14

    i started watching the cheesiest man alive when printf first appeared here and I'm super happy to see full-on cannon rush episode again ❤

  • @Amoeby
    @Amoeby Před 2 lety +18

    15/24 is quite easy to calculate. Both numerator and denominator can be divided by 3 which gives us 5/8. As we all know 1/8 is 0.125 so 5/8 = 0.625 or 62.5%.

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 Před 2 lety +8

      Unfortunately, when you're live on camera, you get a significant nerf to math. I don't know if it's a bug, but it's been like that for as long as I can remember. If you also watch Lowko, he can definitely confirm it as well. I wish the devs would fix it. The best workaround, as Harstem demonstrated, is to do the math off-camera, and then update.

    • @f3nixfire
      @f3nixfire Před 2 lety +2

      Yep, Lowko definitely suffers from the same bug.

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Před 2 lety +2

      Harstem mains protoss, so unlikely he knows fractions.

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace Před 2 lety +4

    4:52 "name a more classic duo: me and 'being silent when I don't wanna get spotted' " lmfao

  • @dppsupporter5622
    @dppsupporter5622 Před 2 lety +4

    5:02 thats what she said captain, thats what she said

  • @schmuben8580
    @schmuben8580 Před 2 lety +8

    The Captain and barely losing to S-Tier players - name a better duo

  • @faisaleid4702
    @faisaleid4702 Před 2 lety +1

    "We are hitting a philosophical bedrock here with a shovel of stupid question"
    -Harstem

  • @broinlol
    @broinlol Před 2 lety +5

    thank you harstem for showing that you know the difference between tactic and strategy

    • @StpMakinMeChangMyNam
      @StpMakinMeChangMyNam Před 2 lety +1

      It's the little things that make him the greatest self-casting SC2 player of all time. Even with English as my first language I had to pause and think for a second to realize that yes, tactic was the more appropriate word.

  • @SuperBoUeT
    @SuperBoUeT Před 2 lety

    These streams are really entertaining! Keep up the good work :)

  • @geologg7226
    @geologg7226 Před 2 lety +3

    I was almost screaming to the monitor when Harstem was trying to figure out the way to lock SCVs in for legit 90 seconds not realizing he can kill rocks with his idling cannon for an easy three pylon wall!

  • @ingainloggningsnamn
    @ingainloggningsnamn Před 2 lety

    9:37 Aren't at least one of those Oracles within range of a creep tumor when you're trying to sell that fake as an idiot? 😂

  • @chaseb4480
    @chaseb4480 Před 2 lety

    Nice Sam Harris reference lol. That's probably my favorite quote from him!

  • @humanchristiaan98
    @humanchristiaan98 Před 2 lety +4

    The one canon vs Heromarine was afk for a long time. It could have killed the rocks to wall off the main ramp with 3 pylons.

  • @andreashalbfeld7671
    @andreashalbfeld7671 Před 2 lety +1

    You're a content MACHINE!

  • @CarpathiaS
    @CarpathiaS Před rokem

    That first game was beautiful!

  • @maxnaks8001
    @maxnaks8001 Před 2 lety +2

    lol i watched the match vs heromarine live in heros stream like 2 hours earlier^^

  • @ExequielRauscher
    @ExequielRauscher Před 2 lety

    By far the best content of sc2!!

  • @chemicallust77
    @chemicallust77 Před 2 lety

    Subbed....the fact that you can take the "L" and learn something shows humility....kind of a rare quality in gamers these days...good video

  • @johannreed8909
    @johannreed8909 Před 2 lety

    How about you ride my cannon rush.. all the way to the end baby.. PSSHHUU - "thats what he said"

  • @sc2youtube744
    @sc2youtube744 Před 2 lety +1

    That's game with the super successful cannon rush on zerg was painful to watch

  • @meeshuSC2
    @meeshuSC2 Před 2 lety +1

    I have this song stuck in my head... "No more production for you..." :/

  • @Necrocidal
    @Necrocidal Před 2 lety

    Nice attempt at the bongcloud defence for the last game

  • @mikeballew3207
    @mikeballew3207 Před 2 lety +1

    You will get HeroMarine one day, and I will be here for it, cheering as loudly as possible. I love this series. Thanks for the games, Harstem. You're a legend

  • @jamespetersen8985
    @jamespetersen8985 Před 2 lety

    5:50 i rewinded 3 times when he said i saw that, first time i didn't see what happened, second time i thought it was lings, and last time i watched far enough to see him say it was roaches and went back to see myself

  • @__-dy9gv
    @__-dy9gv Před rokem

    during the game against heromarine:
    putting the first pylon in the mineral line. would have made it possible to put one cannon on each side and reapers cannot harass mining anymore.

  • @tatatatartine2588
    @tatatatartine2588 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey Harstem. Do you know what is doing Printf since the battery has been nerfed? Still canon rushing or what?

  • @jaconmayer5940
    @jaconmayer5940 Před 2 lety +1

    BGMWSS: beat Zerg by building an extra, hidden cybernetics core to research +1

  • @dc42nr86
    @dc42nr86 Před 2 lety

    I felt that pain at the end of the heromarine game

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep Před 2 lety

    In the game vs heromarine, your low-ground cannon was doing nothing for ages. You should have had it kill the debris at the bottom of the ramp, so you could wall it off way easier.

  • @EPgamingcast
    @EPgamingcast Před 2 lety

    you’re awesome man

  • @nickfeijoo7779
    @nickfeijoo7779 Před 2 lety +2

    This content is too good for the lack of views

    • @alpha-cf2oi
      @alpha-cf2oi Před 2 lety

      I wouldnt call consistent 15-20k, sometimes 30 or even 50, 60k or in the 3digit-k views as a "lack" esp for such a niche game like sc2

  • @plantex625
    @plantex625 Před 2 lety

    These Cannon rush cheeses are the most entertaining cheese episodes. When does Turkey Dano return?

  • @IPray4TheComforter
    @IPray4TheComforter Před 2 lety

    nice to see some tower defense in the 3rd game

  • @nickels
    @nickels Před 2 lety

    Cheesiest man alive is always my favorite

  • @jeffreywarf
    @jeffreywarf Před 2 lety +2

    Looks like it's time to nerf queens to only be able to transfuse within range of a completed town Hall

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 Před 2 lety

      Just take the damned nydus creep back. The patch claiming to stop Queen walks was a very carefully worded, entirely intentional, lie.

  • @RMJ1984
    @RMJ1984 Před rokem

    They definitely need to buff Zerg spine crawler rush again, by allowing hatchery to make creep while building, it's still way more expensive than cannon rush.
    And it would also help to defend against cannonrush, so win / win! :D

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips Před 2 lety

    "We will just send this Oracle over creep slightly to look like a mistake and draw his queens over"
    *parks his main group of oracles over creep*

  • @BenWeigt
    @BenWeigt Před 2 lety +6

    Easiest way to beat Python every time is with brackets.

  • @cavemantero
    @cavemantero Před 2 lety +1

    straight up thug. im disappointed the caveman approach didn't work...

  • @zelix953
    @zelix953 Před 2 lety

    I honestly didn’t even think about cannon rushes being affected by the shield battery nerf I just assumed it only affected voidray lock outs 😅

    • @sonoffenix3399
      @sonoffenix3399 Před 2 lety

      It even affects ability to defend you own bases if you're a single hex out of place.

  • @QuasarGamers
    @QuasarGamers Před 2 lety +1

    Cannon rush is a free win vs proxy reaper if you know what you're doing, sad you missed that opportunity

  • @whatthehex7926
    @whatthehex7926 Před 2 lety

    lmfao cannonrushes heromarine "doing this illegal thing reminds me of my days as a criminal"

  • @gcgames446
    @gcgames446 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg, I was just thinking about doing a canon rush In a tournament and I couldn't remember how to follow up.

    • @gcgames446
      @gcgames446 Před 2 lety +1

      Update, I won the canon rush game, lost the other

  • @williamobando4159
    @williamobando4159 Před 2 lety

    You are a very funny individual

  • @Lost7one
    @Lost7one Před 2 lety +1

    i thought it was a build order win if you cannon rush vs a terran proxy

  • @windfly_
    @windfly_ Před 2 lety +3

    Goodluck in DreamH)))

  • @amhm8664
    @amhm8664 Před 2 lety

    you are quite the architect

  • @ehk5948
    @ehk5948 Před 2 lety

    The first game made me laugh

  • @LachimusPrime
    @LachimusPrime Před 2 lety

    We love you.

  • @MrGuibig
    @MrGuibig Před 2 lety

    Best first game ever

  • @TonkoRockets
    @TonkoRockets Před 2 lety

    would have been so funny if the video ended after the first game :D

  • @zacharyomeara8166
    @zacharyomeara8166 Před 2 lety

    Love

  • @deepvoid2871
    @deepvoid2871 Před 2 lety +1

    you cant even trust on caveman approach these days..

  • @blocklandia1770
    @blocklandia1770 Před 2 lety +3

    Could the cannon take out the debri?

    • @halahmilksheikh
      @halahmilksheikh Před 2 lety

      Yeah I was wondering why he didn't do that. One cannon was just chilling in the back, he could have used that and then done a triple pylon wall

  • @sunnytzude2900
    @sunnytzude2900 Před 2 lety

    Why didn’t he just attack the workers with cannons?

  • @6uDoH_DEPbMA
    @6uDoH_DEPbMA Před 2 lety

    Красава

  • @spaceorbison
    @spaceorbison Před 2 lety

    So this is the reason all the noobs in gold are cannon rushing

  • @sz-gn9id
    @sz-gn9id Před 2 lety

    Harstem let's go!
    Next time getting the dub against big Gabe

  • @BeyondSorrowYYY
    @BeyondSorrowYYY Před 2 lety +1

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap Před 2 lety +1

    15/24 = 5/8 = 62.5%

  • @biggybro4124
    @biggybro4124 Před 2 lety

    Algorithm bump

  • @IoannisS84
    @IoannisS84 Před 2 lety

    dude you are ridiculously good looking ... how come you didn't do male modeling.

  • @irunxboxlive916
    @irunxboxlive916 Před 2 lety

    eedur

  • @buboclan
    @buboclan Před 2 lety

    nice 1999 graphics

  • @EnvoYofAiuR85
    @EnvoYofAiuR85 Před 2 lety

    Does anyone still play this game?

  • @goshu7009
    @goshu7009 Před 2 lety

    Its always too latet for cannon rushing. I mean, you are not a real protoss, if you dont cannon rush, you are just a silly robot with no dignity.

  • @Deadgray
    @Deadgray Před 2 lety +1

    2nd 🙂

  • @Naomi-ig1vz
    @Naomi-ig1vz Před 2 lety

    6 dts and you would have won

  • @Siege181
    @Siege181 Před 2 lety

    Love Harstem but to be honest dude, you need to learn off of Florencio if you want to be a true scumbag cannon rusher!

  • @leonardmilcin7798
    @leonardmilcin7798 Před 2 lety

    "Macro cannon rush".
    Yeah, guys upstairs def don't know what they are doing. Everybody knows that cannon rush is for people who don't want/know how to macro. Where's the fun in having to do actual work to win the game?

  • @lyn4er
    @lyn4er Před 2 lety

    Stupid style canon rush

  • @sinephase
    @sinephase Před 2 lety

    2:35 - they nerfed them because of people like you LMAO

  • @Gromst3rr
    @Gromst3rr Před rokem

    i love you pappi have my babies