Mario Responds to PETA

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  • @shadowwwwwwwwwww
    @shadowwwwwwwwwww Před 7 lety +8201

    all i gathered from this is that mario cares about animals just as much as peta does.

  • @Marxamune
    @Marxamune Před 8 lety +5279

    At least he cares about the Tanooki.

    • @mechasaurus
      @mechasaurus Před 7 lety +85

      Only because they aren't on the Koopa King's payroll.

    • @twyxvolt668
      @twyxvolt668 Před 7 lety +17

      *tanuki

    • @Marxamune
      @Marxamune Před 7 lety +11

      Is he talking to me or King the Son?

    • @livingdead4855
      @livingdead4855 Před 7 lety +9

      Florfy5 kingson

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 Před 7 lety +2

      Free As A Butterfree i see no kingson, mybe you talk to yourself :)

  • @catehernandez4640
    @catehernandez4640 Před 4 lety +2983

    I got blocked by them on twitter because I asked them why they killed more animals in their shelters than regular kill shelters.
    They didn’t like it when I posted their numbers

  • @anthonyguzman9161
    @anthonyguzman9161 Před 4 lety +2083

    If this isn’t proof that literally no one takes PETA seriously I don’t know what is

    • @keselekbakiak
      @keselekbakiak Před 3 lety +40

      until they come to the farm/ranch and ruin the production

    • @luzhoothoot2808
      @luzhoothoot2808 Před 3 lety +28

      @@keselekbakiakno until they kidnap your Dog and kill him because he is purebloodet or Something Like that sorry for mistakes I'm German

    • @101jir
      @101jir Před 3 lety +13

      @@luzhoothoot2808 Pretty good English considering. Outside of the stuff that is really (imho) too minor to bring up, only things I noticed was that a comma (,) would be useful after "no" and idk if it was a typo or you didn't know how to spell "pureblooded." Pretty good English considering you are German though.

    • @brandenhall4063
      @brandenhall4063 Před 3 lety +6

      @@luzhoothoot2808 guten morgen herr pyro ...yea my German is terrible

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Před 3 lety +3

      Guten tag! Du sprechst sehr wohl, alles gut.

  • @YourFatherVEVO
    @YourFatherVEVO Před 9 lety +2157

    PETA in a nutshell
    >Claims to be an animal rights activist group
    >Posts gory flash games and depressing Facebook posts instead of helping

    • @AeroAstroid
      @AeroAstroid Před 9 lety +193

      >Goes in a car making a campain to save the reindeers
      >Runs over 3 reindeers on the way

    • @lofiyguy
      @lofiyguy Před 9 lety +127

      > say they protect animals, then kills them in presentation

    • @aydendarcy2438
      @aydendarcy2438 Před 9 lety +85

      >Protects animals from cruelty
      >Kills lonely rats in their houses

    • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
      @Cyberbrickmaster1986 Před 9 lety +55

      Goes out semi-naked in body paint to attract furries.

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO Před 9 lety +54

      The thing that really pisses me off about PETA is that they want to kill off all the animals in the world so that they can't be "enslaved" anymore.

  • @lush2711
    @lush2711 Před 9 lety +1788

    PETA in a nutshell
    ---> Thinks that killing animals and abusing them is wrong.
    ----> Most of the animals they save they just kill.
    ... Okay. Okay.

    • @EliGamer4EVER
      @EliGamer4EVER Před 8 lety +28

      Of course it's wrong to abuse animals. You want to know why the animals they save just kill? it's because they are just protecting themselves. We humans just kill harmless animals everyday. Listen I eat meat but just making animals suffer just horrible and just killing them for no apparent reason just for the fun of it is just horrible to.

    • @lush2711
      @lush2711 Před 8 lety +138

      Eli Gamer4EVER ... So they have suffering animals, and instead of making them feel safe and help them recover, you kill them? They do it exactly the same as exterminating dogs, if you don't take them, they will be killed.

    • @EliGamer4EVER
      @EliGamer4EVER Před 8 lety +6

      Lushsmoke256 good point

    • @Killjoy45
      @Killjoy45 Před 8 lety +89

      Lushsmoke256
      And when vets do it, they call it "murdering", but when they themselves do it they simply call it: "Putting them sleep forever".

    • @EliGamer4EVER
      @EliGamer4EVER Před 8 lety +2

      I thought you meant the animals just kill

  • @sodaddict
    @sodaddict Před 4 lety +879

    "PETA, we know you care, and so do we"
    After all these years i finally understood the joke.

    • @theshadowthie1
      @theshadowthie1 Před 3 lety +18

      ... What's the joke

    • @aaronkasarion8144
      @aaronkasarion8144 Před 3 lety +149

      @@theshadowthie1
      PETA would rather kill animals than to let them become pets as a “way of protecting them”

    • @Timorio
      @Timorio Před 3 lety +25

      @@aaronkasarion8144 The idea that there are worse things than death isn't a new one.

    • @junholee4961
      @junholee4961 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Timorio Who decides that, lol

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Před 3 lety +43

      @@Timorio Yes. Getting pampered and lie around every day getting fed until you're fat from it without having to do a thing instead of working your butt off every single day and still die of starvation and easily preventable and curable diseases is SO much worse than death.
      PETA doesn't exist because they're trying to save animals, they exist because they hate animals and want them all destroyed, that's all there is to it.

  • @asid5240
    @asid5240 Před 4 lety +708

    My family once told me a story about how one of them had a farm and a Peta crew went there. (With a dead cow, police were there and the Peta crew was charged with animal cruelty)

  • @hazelkinoko4779
    @hazelkinoko4779 Před 7 lety +2429

    Basically Mario told PETA to shut up and mind their own business. I approve of this.

  • @superwhatevergamin9634
    @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 8 lety +2736

    WTF?!? Tanooki suits are magically synthesized by a leaf. Why was this even necessary PETA? Magic leaf fibers are not dead raccoons. End of debate.

    • @coolbugfacts3953
      @coolbugfacts3953 Před 8 lety +184

      The thing is, PETA was annoyed about Mario's Tanooki Suit, but yet brutally killing every other animal is okay... Of all the possible animal abuse in Mario, they chose a leaf.
      P.S. I Like Mario and I find the possible abuse OK, it's just a game. And its not like kids are trying to jump on and kill animals in the real world for fun just cause they saw it in a game... Right?

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před 8 lety +24

      I know... I was just going along with the vid.

    • @pappaOfswe
      @pappaOfswe Před 8 lety +30

      +Skarmory Inc. Productions I always jump on animals in the real world, It gives me sick scores and if i chain my jumps i get an extra life!

    • @coolbugfacts3953
      @coolbugfacts3953 Před 8 lety +20

      pappaOfswe Oh... I never knew that... I should try it. Then I don't have to be scared of anything dangerous like murderers... Because I'll have an extra life!

    • @pappaOfswe
      @pappaOfswe Před 8 lety +21

      Yeah it's totally worth it, i die all the time. Life doesn't have a life counter so you have to count them yourself.

  • @thetealemerald
    @thetealemerald Před 4 lety +513

    "Peta we know you care."
    Ha ha ha good joke Mario, oh you were being serious.

    • @markzilla6895
      @markzilla6895 Před 3 lety +16

      Lemme laugh harder!

    • @lordbills8517
      @lordbills8517 Před 3 lety +8

      @@markzilla6895 HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @theredspy9331
      @theredspy9331 Před 3 lety +3

      *BANG BANG*

    • @Shugunou
      @Shugunou Před 2 lety

      Mario isn't very smart though.

    • @Shugunou
      @Shugunou Před 2 lety

      @@lordbills8517 HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

  • @blueshirts54
    @blueshirts54 Před 3 lety +314

    Honestly he's doing everything PETA would do

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 Před 3 lety +9

      Well peta did also support team plasma twice

    • @ndhammer
      @ndhammer Před 3 lety +23

      Although Mario does treat animals better than PETA...

  • @sierrafirerider
    @sierrafirerider Před 7 lety +877

    Mario kills a bunch of animals, but PETA decides to call him out on wearing a fake Tenuki skin.
    PETA's priorities are messed up.

    • @seaocean9664
      @seaocean9664 Před 4 lety +7

      killing is just simple.
      problem is torturing and taking their parts.
      Mario, you are son of Buffalo Bill and Zodiac

    • @DHAdArchivez
      @DHAdArchivez Před 4 lety +12

      But the animals wanted to kill mario

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 Před 4 lety +14

      PETA kills animals themselves and calls out a video game.

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah and plus they killed more animals than mario.

    • @seaocean9664
      @seaocean9664 Před 4 lety +1

      @@DHAdArchivez lion eat zebra, zebra kick lion, tiger eat dear, dear chagre tiger.
      The animals just do their things.
      They are just there, go left and come right, may be they have poison on their skin, but just don't touch them
      You jump in a wolf pack, and ask "why!?"
      So stay out
      If you break in someone s place, you don't allow the right to defend
      So what if somebody break in your house?
      Mario just avoid them, jump, but do not jump on them,
      Or he could eat all he kill such lion and tiger do

  • @mercury7d
    @mercury7d Před 8 lety +2581

    Fun fact: tanookis are magical Japanese raccoon-like animals who had testicles so large they had to carry them over their shoulders.
    Yep. You can't make this shit up.

    • @TheDarkwarrior1208
      @TheDarkwarrior1208 Před 7 lety +70

      XD I actually saw that in anime like an assault squad using nuts like a parachute

    • @legendarien1075
      @legendarien1075 Před 7 lety +151

      A myth you can't make up... Interesting

    • @twyxvolt668
      @twyxvolt668 Před 7 lety +11

      *Tanuki

    • @MM-fc9fz
      @MM-fc9fz Před 7 lety +75

      Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
      Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
      Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

    • @guillaumesedillot7755
      @guillaumesedillot7755 Před 7 lety +31

      They. Could also create illusions and fly with their nutsack

  • @taelim6599
    @taelim6599 Před 4 lety +241

    We should found a second PETA so both PETAs can constantly fight eachother instead of normal people who are just trying to treat their pets with kindness instead of death.

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 Před 4 lety +15

      Or we should create an actual animal preservation group, that takes care of animals, whilst they try to get PETA disbanded.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Před 3 lety +12

      There's always People Eating Tasty Animals.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 lety +7

      @@timwoods2852 Breed for slaughter, doesn't have to mean a cruel life.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Před 3 lety +7

      @@insaincaldo Nope. They get the lap of luxury for a few years, and we get delicious food, win-win.

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 Před 3 lety +4

      @@insaincaldo finaly someone fucking nows the difrence of breed for food and wild animal jesus

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 Před 3 lety +396

    *As a wise man once said :*
    _"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer Před 10 lety +539

    this video is a long way of saying "PETA, we don't give a shit"

    • @rhapelthealicorn7422
      @rhapelthealicorn7422 Před 10 lety +1

      yup thats what it is

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 Před 10 lety

      also another way of saying "PETA.....f#*$ you

    • @rhapelthealicorn7422
      @rhapelthealicorn7422 Před 10 lety

      exacllty

    • @ajthunder4478
      @ajthunder4478 Před 10 lety

      rhapel the alicorn in Italian.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 Před 9 lety

      CultureCrossbreed Sorry I am late but its a parody telling them you could say that about the whole core of the game but does it really matter?

  • @123Yellowberry123
    @123Yellowberry123 Před 7 lety +2737

    Irony at its finest.

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer Před 6 lety +18

      Yup 😂😂😂

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Před 6 lety +8

      Sarcasm*

    • @gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc
      @gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc Před 5 lety +10

      Eugène Onéguine lmao and just like that you showed you don't know what either one means.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Před 5 lety +9

      The video is being sarcastic... if you want to use the word irony I think it's PETA you're trying to talk about

    • @haygenriley8990
      @haygenriley8990 Před 5 lety +2

      Eugène Onéguine no this is clearly irony

  • @bannock4957
    @bannock4957 Před 6 lety +524

    PETA
    Mario is wearing a Tanooki?!
    THATS AWFUL!!!
    Mario wears a Penguin Suit
    Meh

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 Před 3 lety +25

      And Plumber Suit!
      Who did he kill to get that, hmm?

    • @tre_._
      @tre_._ Před 3 lety +10

      He also steals capes from turtles that have no shell and now will freeze in the winter

    • @ivanjursdotter
      @ivanjursdotter Před 3 lety +3

      this was when Mario 3 was released so any suit before Mario 3. so no complaints about the Frog suit but Tanooki suit lets start something

    • @pizzaparker133
      @pizzaparker133 Před 3 lety +5

      Peta should listen to Nintendo
      After all Nintendo is more older than peta

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 Před 3 lety +3

      Actually, since PETA isn’t against neutering animals, than all Mario needs is the Tanooki’s most famously magical body part:
      Their ENORMOUS scrotum.

  • @stephaniethebatter7975
    @stephaniethebatter7975 Před 3 lety +90

    My theory: Mario breaks the 4th Wall and doesn't give a rats about the fictional monsters and would rather care about real life animals.

  • @-_Axeljica20_-
    @-_Axeljica20_- Před 7 lety +3957

    *looks up animal cruelty in search bar*
    PETA: meh
    *see's a suit resembling animal skin in a video game*
    PETA: [triggered]
    EDIT: Jesus Christ, this comment was made back in 2016 how the hell does it have 4000 likes why are people still liking it?

  • @JumpingJoey55
    @JumpingJoey55 Před 7 lety +280

    when you realize that if Peta picked anything else they would have a actually good argument

    • @mercedeswalt6621
      @mercedeswalt6621 Před 7 lety +2

      Jomper _ ha!

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName Před 7 lety +22

      Jumping Joey So you noticed, too? Anything else Mario does would make a decent argument.
      Except they had to pick the silliest ones like this.

    • @Ristarite
      @Ristarite Před 7 lety +30

      If you jump off Yoshi, that's not nintendo's fault, that's the player's fault.

    • @nicholasemjohnson47
      @nicholasemjohnson47 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Ristarite For the record, I never threw Yoshi in the lava! At least not deliberately!

  • @TheSurrealBoye
    @TheSurrealBoye Před 4 lety +61

    7.8/10 he put the agonizing Koopa out of its misery too soon.

    • @jamesgravil9162
      @jamesgravil9162 Před 3 lety +4

      Should have just left it to bounce back and forth for all eternity in its shell!

  • @thatguy-dk2vc
    @thatguy-dk2vc Před 6 lety +40

    “PETA, we know you care...and so do we.”
    *BANG BANG*

  • @KruelKoopa
    @KruelKoopa Před 8 lety +1805

    Irony overdose!!!!!

    • @landonaustin6623
      @landonaustin6623 Před 6 lety +10

      indeed

    • @jonathanfunvideos3090
      @jonathanfunvideos3090 Před 6 lety +3

      KruelKoopa yes

    • @protege6383
      @protege6383 Před 6 lety +5

      I know I was like Mario 99% of your game you are killing fish with fire while underwater or leaving yoshi in lava who saved you when you where a baby or using koopa shells to kill other animals

    • @k1tdragon5
      @k1tdragon5 Před 6 lety +1

      He even harm *endangered, mystical-like baby turtles*

    • @maztheman4293
      @maztheman4293 Před 6 lety +1

      KruelKoopa ikr

  • @black369ace7
    @black369ace7 Před 10 lety +79

    And PETA assumes that Pokemon is teaching animal cruelty when they can be focusing on actual cruelty

    • @DementedArceus
      @DementedArceus Před 10 lety +7

      FUCK PETA

    • @dakotacross1519
      @dakotacross1519 Před 4 lety +1

      if my character's cruel then why am i getting attacked by random strangers half the time am i suppose to use a gun no the closest i got is a 30 ft dinosaur!

    • @thirdstar248
      @thirdstar248 Před 4 lety +1

      And Not All Pokemons Is Animals

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 Před 3 lety +75

    *"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
    _-Human Brain_

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 Před 3 lety +3

      It’s really is....I mean people getting offended at stuff nowadays

    • @Macaco23284
      @Macaco23284 Před 3 lety

      Who's talk this shit? A 10 age kid can' barely organize your room, can even say adults save this doomed planet. And universe is infinite and unknown. Of course there's a race life forms 10X better than human race

  • @arceuswarlord2222
    @arceuswarlord2222 Před 3 lety +23

    I'm just waiting for PETA to unironically have a field day in the comments.

  • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
    @TheOneWhoHasABadName Před 7 lety +1309

    (Mario jumps on turtles and moles)
    PETA: ...? Meh.
    (Mario ditches Yoshi into lava)
    PETA: Huh? Eh.
    (Mario torches fish alive while underwater)
    PETA: Hmm... Meh.
    (Mario grabs super leaf)
    PETA: [triggered] *!!!!!*

    • @claire4708
      @claire4708 Před 7 lety +35

      Yuen Alvin what about beating a turtle to death with its own shell then shooting it

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName Před 7 lety +29

      Cary Will Kill Us I was talking about what could happen in a Mario game, but that's possible too. And I bet PETA wouldn't do anything.

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 Před 7 lety

      stop being cancerous Peta would probably do the same thing

    • @cringereader8943
      @cringereader8943 Před 6 lety

      lol

    • @Sonictails54321
      @Sonictails54321 Před 5 lety +2

      Actually, PETA talked about Mario hitting Yoshi's head in Super Chick Sisters, even though the original sprite meant to be pointing.

  • @sqwyd
    @sqwyd Před 9 lety +212

    Dear PETA.
    It is only a fucking game.
    Get over it.
    -That Guy.

    • @ArthurGaming146
      @ArthurGaming146 Před 9 lety +8

      Mozziedoo
      Dear That Guy,
      I agree.
      -That Piece of Bacon

    • @BeepYoutube
      @BeepYoutube Před 9 lety +2

      number1bacon Dear that piece of bacon
      hello brother...
      that one sausage

    • @DefnotKali
      @DefnotKali Před 8 lety +1

      +number1bacon Dear piece of bacon,
      Look behind you.

    • @DefnotKali
      @DefnotKali Před 8 lety

      +number1bacon NOM

    • @ArthurGaming146
      @ArthurGaming146 Před 8 lety +4

      The translate button makes it say NAME + number1bacon XD
      Dear CZcams and Google+
      You suck at translating.

  • @dohnjoe1967
    @dohnjoe1967 Před 4 lety +70

    When I first saw this video, I was confused - why would Dotkly make a video about Mario and PETA? It just seemed so... random.
    Then I googled Mario and PETA together.
    I lost my faith in humanity.

    • @solank7620
      @solank7620 Před 3 lety +3

      Wow, I didn't know this was a response to an actual PETA thing. I figured they just had an idea that complaining about Tanooki suits seems like something PETA would do, so they made a skit of it.

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 Před 3 lety +3

      They can't even make a playable Mario game let alone make any god damn sense

    • @medtherockstar820
      @medtherockstar820 Před 2 lety

      Me too!

  • @UltimateWahee
    @UltimateWahee Před 5 lety +52

    PETA: **Sees all of these things**
    PETA: Nah, that probably nothing.
    PETA: **Sees Mario wear Tanooki Suit**
    PETA: NANI!?

  • @danielledonohue8226
    @danielledonohue8226 Před 7 lety +564

    all the animal costumes Mario wears
    raccoon suit
    frog suit
    bee suit
    flying squirrel suit
    cat suit
    penguin suit

    • @kawaiiikittiesgamingsummer2015
      @kawaiiikittiesgamingsummer2015 Před 7 lety +27

      It's Synthetic!

    • @MACKACHE
      @MACKACHE Před 7 lety +34

      What about the Shell suit.

    • @e7652
      @e7652 Před 7 lety +25

      to be fair, would he skin a whole bunch of bees and line them up perfectly to make a costume his size then add a hood, some fake antennae, and a giant stinger?

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před 7 lety +29

      He's a furry

    • @derpydorphia333
      @derpydorphia333 Před 7 lety +14

      Son't forget the rabbit from Super Mario Land and the turtle from New Super Mario Bros!

  • @kappa_kang60
    @kappa_kang60 Před 9 lety +75

    I love how Peta kills more animals than the people they criticize for killing animals.

  • @skull2470
    @skull2470 Před 3 lety +6

    "Mario meets a real Tanooki" May 30, 2021 I beg to differ.

  • @dominicnguyen4821
    @dominicnguyen4821 Před 6 lety +17

    I love how he’s attacking all the animals in there natural habitats while saying he would NEVER DO SUCH A THING 😂

    • @arandomuser1723
      @arandomuser1723 Před 3 lety +4

      Just like PETA

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před 3 lety

      Mario : still the idea that I would sickens me STILL 😒😑. * kills more animals * like I would ever do something messed up is to kill things is not true.

    • @tcs15
      @tcs15 Před 3 lety +3

      that's literally the punchline of the video

    • @lisastar7533
      @lisastar7533 Před 2 lety

      @@tcs15 I mostly got the joke

  • @Voltrix77
    @Voltrix77 Před 8 lety +145

    They're gonna bash the acorn suit from being made out of a flying squirrel.

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB Před 7 lety +233

    Peta is the bully that picks on even bigger kids

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 5 lety +19

      No, Peta isn't the bully, Peta is the kid that construes being bullied, and thinks everyone else doing minor things is them being a bully, even though everyone around them is either being polite or indifferent to their fucktardary.

    • @engineergaming7407
      @engineergaming7407 Před 4 lety +3

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom i dont know if this is satire or not, if it is, great joke!
      if it isn't, well, peta literally asked a bunch of sheep to die in their own weight.

  • @SecretDiamond64
    @SecretDiamond64 Před 11 měsíci +4

    It’s hilarious how Peta only focused on the Tanuki suit rather than the many ways Mario can actually be seen killing Animals.

  • @NotDefenderlol
    @NotDefenderlol Před 3 lety +7

    I have a theory that Peta is just run by a bunch of Karens

  • @DoctorJaguarChannel
    @DoctorJaguarChannel Před 8 lety +131

    363 people couldn't find a Tanooki Suit in Super Mario World

    • @jvasek2982
      @jvasek2982 Před 8 lety +5

      +AlexM642 because there are none, it was originally in Super Mario Bros 3, and to get the entire suit, the power-up actually looks like an animal skin

    • @sircrazzy387
      @sircrazzy387 Před 8 lety +1

      +Blueicyrubies 500 366*

    • @tonybro_1376
      @tonybro_1376 Před 8 lety

      +SirCrazzy 367

    • @BettyCalderwood
      @BettyCalderwood Před 8 lety

      369 and counting

    • @anstheramoldchannel6042
      @anstheramoldchannel6042 Před 8 lety

      We know its a rare item from the game, but at least five hidden pipes had one!

  • @clint5740
    @clint5740 Před 7 lety +135

    PETA. The company thinking they can destroy mario and rule the earth. Good fucking idea.

    • @pepperonipizza8200
      @pepperonipizza8200 Před 7 lety +9

      Uhh... no. That's The Game Theorists.

    • @clint5740
      @clint5740 Před 7 lety

      Perfect_Poop That too.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 Před 7 lety +8

      PETA doesn't care about Mario. MatPat does but...
      They are just in it for the money through sensationalism.

    • @oldstyle5114
      @oldstyle5114 Před 7 lety

      aspetta,ne so una forse migliore:PETA,l'organizzazione che crede di distruggere il business legato alla carne con vegani che inventano fatti non veri e che negano sull'evidenza.
      ah PETA,sei VERAMENTE intelligente!!!

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 Před 7 lety

      Oh please, those idiots aren't that smart at all. It's merely sensationalism.

  • @brandon.p1206
    @brandon.p1206 Před 3 lety +7

    "Cruelty has absolutely no place in my video games." Mario says as he sacrifices Yoshi in to lava

  • @DRNYTPS
    @DRNYTPS Před 6 lety +1

    i love it how mario keeps talking while doing stuff

  • @etp6695
    @etp6695 Před 8 lety +153

    Why didn't PETA pay attention to the killing helpless fish in mario or Mistreating Yoshi instead of something as pointless as the tanooki suit?

    • @etp6695
      @etp6695 Před 8 lety

      ***** true, true

    • @GamingFanactic911
      @GamingFanactic911 Před 7 lety +1

      #NYLB

    • @alexmcbride7563
      @alexmcbride7563 Před 7 lety +17

      Because PETA likes to complain about some of the stupidest things.

    • @etp6695
      @etp6695 Před 7 lety +2

      Alex McBride Amen

    • @christophermanning111
      @christophermanning111 Před 7 lety

      THESPINGEPOOPLOOP mainly so they can say they never played the game because they don't support in any way what he does. it gives them a loophole so they can feel good about being triggered about something so petty as wearing raccoon ears.

  • @Drakon_Minaka
    @Drakon_Minaka Před 9 lety +18

    Oh,also.
    PETA: Eating living things is horrible:
    Me: Then why do you eat plants?

  • @hi6515
    @hi6515 Před 6 lety +7

    “Cruelty has absolutely no place in any of my video games!”
    *drops Yoshi in lava*

  • @poyo915
    @poyo915 Před 3 lety +3

    I love that little turn mario does to get that last fish, it's almost like he thought killing that last fish would be the ultimate proof that Peta wasn't even watching his apology

  • @nmheath03
    @nmheath03 Před 8 lety +73

    PETA got made about a costume and not everything else in the mario games?
    -_-

    • @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095
      @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095 Před 8 lety

      +Shy Kiagana Damn PETA!

    • @candykatkittylichiousisthebomb
      @candykatkittylichiousisthebomb Před 8 lety

      +Shy Kiagana it was called pokèmon red white and blue so it's also hating on America as well for absolutely nothing America did noting worng except just sit there and be fat

    • @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095
      @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095 Před 8 lety

      +phoeny123 (Well people long time ago kill raccoons for their fur)

    • @averagerpgamer1945
      @averagerpgamer1945 Před 7 lety +4

      they got mad about a VIRTUAL SUIT YOU OBTAIN FROM A LEAF *facepalm" the fact they got mad about a virtual animal cruelty and not real animal cruelty just shows how many of them live in their parents basement **Random PETA member appraoches** "Im a member of PETA and im offended by this comment i dont live in my parents basement i actually live in my Parents attic and im 32 y/o i will now start a potition online to bring down this comment"LOL

    • @kenbraden7103
      @kenbraden7103 Před 4 lety +1

      69th like

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 8 lety +436

    Best Dorkly video ever. Love them for calling out PETA on their bullshit.

  • @chrisyt7823
    @chrisyt7823 Před 6 lety +1

    This is my favorite Dorkly vid.

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 Před 5 lety +6

    Ah, so this is what is meant by “an oldie but a goodie”

  • @Allison-je9pt
    @Allison-je9pt Před 7 lety +184

    [peta sees fish being burnt]
    meh
    [sees mario dropping yoshi to his death]
    Eh....
    [sees koopa being beat up]
    okay....
    [sees magical leaf]
    *TRIGGERED*

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish Před 3 lety

      REAL SHIT

    • @fluffy6405
      @fluffy6405 Před 3 lety +1

      Peta doesnt care about enemies and yoshi lets get a F

  • @lucascunningham6235
    @lucascunningham6235 Před 8 lety +47

    I really hope PETA watches this XD

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers Před 3 lety +2

    It's like telling someone you're not a murderer while killing someone.

  • @kryss2751
    @kryss2751 Před 7 lety +47

    PETA, go attack the zoos about harambe instead of a video game character.

  • @nightblade3709
    @nightblade3709 Před 9 lety +128

    Next thing you know, they will call Santa Claus an animal abuser for forcing flying reindeer to fly him all over the world and they won't even consider the fact that he's forcing elves to work 364 days a year making cheap toys for minimum wage. Takes the beauty out of everything when you think too much about it, huh?

    • @MrViral20
      @MrViral20 Před 8 lety +9

      Nightblade370 do they even get minimum wage?....if they did then Santa would be leaving bill statements on every gift that we get...kinda defeats the purpose of a gift now does it lol....

    • @nightblade3709
      @nightblade3709 Před 8 lety +5

      MrViral20 Once again, takes the beauty out of everything when you think too much about it, huh?

    • @handbanana7738
      @handbanana7738 Před 8 lety +1

      +Nightblade370 Don't worry, Santa isn't real

    • @handbanana7738
      @handbanana7738 Před 8 lety

      ***** Don't look at me...Meatwad did it

    • @conorrowbottom6628
      @conorrowbottom6628 Před 8 lety +3

      its like bringing a nuke to kill one deer

  • @codghostmaster7822
    @codghostmaster7822 Před 3 lety +1

    Not only does he ruthlessly beat up that one turtle and go back for more but he also uses Yoshi for a lava to him that he didn't even need to do

  • @carterk6842
    @carterk6842 Před 3 lety +2

    Mario is harming animals as he goes along

  • @alexpalmer9101
    @alexpalmer9101 Před 8 lety +257

    0:12 - 0:14 - For someone who speaks in a very civilized way, he sure 'stomps' around a lot. 0:20 - 0:27 - PETA was on his tail, for sure. 0:28 - 0:37 Seems kinda fishy to me. 0:38 - 0:43 - That explains why he feels 'burned' by such a statement. 0:43 - 0:58 - What a 'shell'fish move. Yet it's such a 'hit'. 0:58 - 1:05 - He cares, yet he still knows how to have a blast. :)

    • @alexpalmer9101
      @alexpalmer9101 Před 8 lety +15

      Jessica Corlichsdcghj Yeah, I guess I'm rePETA myself at this point.

    • @alexpalmer9101
      @alexpalmer9101 Před 8 lety +9

      Jessica Corlichsdcghj He wore a suit, and almost had one filed against him.

    • @alexpalmer9101
      @alexpalmer9101 Před 8 lety +4

      Jessica Corlichsdcghj LOL Had enough 'pun'ishment for awhile? :)

    • @necrobonesgaming2424
      @necrobonesgaming2424 Před 8 lety +9

      +Alex Palmer best pun chain 2015 9.5/11 ign not enough puns

    • @necrobonesgaming2424
      @necrobonesgaming2424 Před 8 lety +4

      +Alex Palmer best pun chain 2015 9.5/11 ign not enough puns

  • @czechslovakian
    @czechslovakian Před 7 lety +45

    Mario: I love animals! *kills every single one.

  • @KrotumAlexanderThe500th
    @KrotumAlexanderThe500th Před měsícem +2

    I remembered this being more violent.

  • @IBW_3000
    @IBW_3000 Před 3 lety +1

    Nearly 9 years old and it’s still relevant.

  • @Domino365
    @Domino365 Před 10 lety +119

    Ah, the classic "sacrifice Yoshi to make that jump" move. We've all done it. May as well admit it.

    • @tgsachris
      @tgsachris Před 10 lety +7

      I actually never did that... I didn't know you could jump off Yoshi in mid air I assumed you had to be on the ground

    • @cenaandmiz
      @cenaandmiz Před 10 lety +30

      I didn't have problem solving skills like that. Me and yoshi just died together

    • @brendenkidd4633
      @brendenkidd4633 Před 10 lety +4

      I didn't. It's been so long since I played Super Mario World that the last time I played I was a non-skilled little kid. I hardly ever managed to beat the first cave level.

    • @aidanforero5601
      @aidanforero5601 Před 10 lety

      The only time I did it on purpose was when I was trying to get the secret exit to the third star world level. All other times were complete accidents and I always felt guilty doing it

    • @CaptainAlliance
      @CaptainAlliance Před 10 lety

      I can't. Because I use an emulator.

  • @mustachewhale4160
    @mustachewhale4160 Před 8 lety +46

    I like how peta got mad about a furry suit

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 Před 8 lety

      Furder.....

    • @mustachewhale4160
      @mustachewhale4160 Před 8 lety

      i was confused what you meant so i had to look it up: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Furder

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 Před 8 lety +1

      Actually, I heard Brentalfloss say it once. In a rant against P.E.T.A.

  • @johnsquarez6806
    @johnsquarez6806 Před 6 lety

    This is my favorite dorkly

  • @Littlestickman35
    @Littlestickman35 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Fun fact: Koopas are not wild animals. In fact they are the minions of The King Koopa, Bowser.

  • @brandonlorenzo9221
    @brandonlorenzo9221 Před 9 lety +25

    Meow. I didn't kill the cow in my burger. I just ate it.
    So I didn't killed it. I just defiled the corpse. It's that simple.
    (Also I don't want to start an argument. I just wanna make someone laugh.)

    • @mysticrainbowdragon
      @mysticrainbowdragon Před 8 lety +5

      You made me laugh. Now get back in your cage.

    • @brandonlorenzo9221
      @brandonlorenzo9221 Před 8 lety +7

      MysticRainbowDragon *goes in cage and pouts* This cage is too small!

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 Před 5 lety +1

      @@brandonlorenzo9221 be grateful,at least u don't live in a aquarium like mine

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 Před 7 lety +118

    "Cruelty has a so no place in my video games."
    *proceeds to dump Yoshi into lava*

    • @claigeannccda302
      @claigeannccda302 Před 4 lety +5

      That One Guy that's a choice players make because they don't see any other way. People don't remember the flutter jump apparently.

    • @cherryparadox
      @cherryparadox Před 4 lety +10

      Caleb The Tiger The flutter jump wasn’t in Mario World. It was only in Yoshi’s Island and forwards

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před 3 lety +1

      Alright past me we’re just gonna ignore literally the whole video then sure

    • @catdaddy384
      @catdaddy384 Před 3 lety +1

      That's a running gag in some of Dorkly's Mario videos

    • @tre_._
      @tre_._ Před 3 lety +1

      Press f for Yoshi

  • @shell-lesskoopa6830
    @shell-lesskoopa6830 Před 3 lety +4

    Mario:talking about how he loves animal
    Animals:OMG PLEASE HELP ME

  • @Wofo-
    @Wofo- Před 2 lety +1

    This hits different after the "Mario meets a real Tanooki".

  • @ChrisBetterKnow
    @ChrisBetterKnow Před 8 lety +33

    This was remade in Mario Maker: FA14-0000-01C4-2784

  • @osajiros
    @osajiros Před 8 lety +143

    sit back and watch PETA decrease in popularity as Dorkly gets more subscribers

  • @MrBlinglord
    @MrBlinglord Před 6 lety +2

    I love how he’s casually shooting animals while correcting PETA

  • @kevinjones-tq4vq
    @kevinjones-tq4vq Před 5 lety +1

    I am really sad for the Koopa that got beaten up by his own protection, then was killed.

  • @imman6966
    @imman6966 Před 7 lety +24

    _PETA doesn't care about anything else but tanooki-_
    _he has favorites-_

  • @pepperonipizza8200
    @pepperonipizza8200 Před 7 lety +7

    PETA: Mario is now plucking birds for strength.

  • @BlueEngland
    @BlueEngland Před 3 lety +3

    At least Mario cares about animals more than PETA

  • @Medineer_Gaming
    @Medineer_Gaming Před 2 lety +1

    Plot twist: it's not mario killing the animals, he's being controlled by the player, but he can say what he wants still

  • @Sinintheair
    @Sinintheair Před 8 lety +31

    is it bad i didnt understand the irony until the fish lvl lol

  • @andreafraustoz
    @andreafraustoz Před 7 lety +38

    [mario use yoshi and double jumps]
    Peta- meh
    {Mario wears a raccoon suite]
    Peta- triggered

  • @elduchie68
    @elduchie68 Před 3 lety +1

    Mario, you could not have responded better.

  • @gremlinbox5655
    @gremlinbox5655 Před 5 lety +2

    what a caring italian plumber

  • @lai5115
    @lai5115 Před 8 lety +13

    Oh thank god, guys we now play Mario for a cause a percent of the coins collected will be given to the preservation of the tanuki!

    • @davidnetix
      @davidnetix Před 5 lety +1

      I think that's why New Super Mario Bros 2 was made

  • @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON
    @HEADBOY_PHENOMENON Před 9 lety +11

    I remember when was 14, my family were going to Ruby Tuesdays for dinner and when we got there I saw the worst type of advertising. There was a billboard right behind the restaurant with a photo of a dog and pig standing next to each other with the caption "Why love one, but eat the other?". What PETA (or whoever made that billboard) don't get is that the reason why eating dogs (at least here in the States) is considered taboo is simply because dogs are known as domestic companions who value their owner, while pigs could be either seen as a source of food, or a family pet (While most people see them as a food source). What's interesting is that dogs in other regions are seen as a food source (I think in some Asian countries) we say that's immoral but we can't judge people who follows normal customs. With all that to say this video just reminded me how disturbing that ad was, and that they deliberately placed it near a restaurant for either a greater shock value or to make a legitimate emphasis (it could be both). I'm a dog lover all the way, so that may have also made me biased to this.

  • @shantex01ded10
    @shantex01ded10 Před 3 lety +1

    I love it when he’s passive aggressive

  • @wb8673
    @wb8673 Před 3 lety +2

    Mario: says he dosnt abuse anything.
    Mario's thoughts: ill kill every creature here and dump yoshi into lava.

  • @MonCappy
    @MonCappy Před 7 lety +27

    This is one twisted video. ^_^

  • @AliceUmoh
    @AliceUmoh Před 8 lety +82

    So what if, one day, we all stopped eating meat, and people stopped hunting/fishing? There would be a massive outbreak of the animals we usually eat (🐄, 🐖, 🐓...), then those animals would destroy or eat our crops. Some animals cannot survive in crowded places, but those that don't eat meat would have very little vegetables and non-meat products to eat due to the outbreak. Sure there are animals that consume the ones we eat, but we can't rely on the predators alone to take care of the outbreak. This is why we have "food chains" within our environment: to maintain equilibrium.
    For example:
    🐻➡️🐟 Bears eat fish to survive and prevent overcrowding of fish in the lake. We also eat fish and (hopefully) fish for them periodically.
    The fish who are still living eat whatever is in their habitat (such as kelp, plankton, etc) for energy and to control the amount of their food that is still in their habitat.
    Not saying this will happen, but it should be something to consider. Thank you.

    • @NianJKL
      @NianJKL Před 8 lety +6

      +Cranberoo you know that logically and sadly humans could use a predator

    • @havoren
      @havoren Před 8 lety +2

      Here's how I look at it, if humans don't kill animals then they'll lose their lives. If humans kill animals, then animals lose their lives. There's always a winner and a loser and that depends on humans (luckily).

    • @commendedzuez0944
      @commendedzuez0944 Před 7 lety +2

      Nature will keep its balance, carnivores will reproduce more and eat these animals.

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 Před 6 lety +3

      And you cannot forget deer. If we stopped hunting deer, they will just overgrow in population size due to their not being a dominant species to them, which will destroy many food chains. Just from one chain being destroyed.

    • @brandontherabboat4850
      @brandontherabboat4850 Před 5 lety

      Cranberoo Precisely.

  • @FordPrefict42
    @FordPrefict42 Před 3 lety

    That got dark fast. Bravo!

  • @josephvires4751
    @josephvires4751 Před 5 lety +1

    How did this not get their attention?!

  • @Wolfman71691
    @Wolfman71691 Před 8 lety +10

    P-sychopaths
    E-uthanizing
    T-reatable
    A-nimals

  • @thehuntermachine
    @thehuntermachine Před 10 lety +14

    Sir who made this video i do applaud you...

  • @masterofdisaster3040
    @masterofdisaster3040 Před 4 lety +1

    Mario NEEDS to tell that all the creatures killed in this video were ALSO trying to harm Mario.
    (Except Yoshi, he is Mario's sidekick.)

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Před 4 lety +1

    Pretty sure PETA is the furthest thing from caring you can possibly be.

  • @actualmadscientist
    @actualmadscientist Před 8 lety +11

    I think it's also funny that peta has no idea that the Tanooki is a japanese MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE.
    Complaining about someone wearing tanooki hide is the same complaining about someone wearing unicorn skin.

    • @CabbagePreacher
      @CabbagePreacher Před 8 lety

      10/10 comment

    • @jirveybear7454
      @jirveybear7454 Před 8 lety

      +timemadscientist Greatscot!
      Look up Tanooki (Tanuki? Whichever) Racoon Dog, its a real animal.
      Not that it makes PETA any less psychotic.

    • @actualmadscientist
      @actualmadscientist Před 8 lety +1

      Jirvey Bear
      Good point, although I would like to point out I once saw a real unicorn as well.
      It was actually just a horse with a cancerous bone growth coming out of it's head that resembled the horn of a narwhal, but still.

  • @declan7551
    @declan7551 Před 7 lety +65

    You could have easily made that jump over the lava with yoshi. Whoever is playing this game is a noob.

    • @mikleangelo9733
      @mikleangelo9733 Před 7 lety +10

      or they were making a statement? Don't take everything so seriously

    • @declan7551
      @declan7551 Před 7 lety +2

      Its just a prank bro

    • @klunoko_5609
      @klunoko_5609 Před 7 lety +2

      Declaneo That's not a prank

    • @hellohi-sq7lb
      @hellohi-sq7lb Před 7 lety +1

      Declaneo thats not even a prank if it is it has to be the worst one i have witnessed

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 Před 7 lety +4

      (points at mario beating a koopa with a shell)

  • @ATurnip
    @ATurnip Před 5 lety +1

    Super Mario brothers 3. Not world. And you become tanooki mario by getting an actual tanooki suit...

  • @saladfingers5731
    @saladfingers5731 Před 2 lety +3

    Someone link this to a peta video so they see it

  • @magicstix0r
    @magicstix0r Před 10 lety +53

    Tanukis aren't even endangered...

    • @daikaijufilms2061
      @daikaijufilms2061 Před 10 lety

      Yes they are

    • @magicstix0r
      @magicstix0r Před 10 lety +19

      Daikaijufilms IUCN has them listed as "Least concern." Next time do your research before opening your mouth and looking like an idiot.

    • @daikaijufilms2061
      @daikaijufilms2061 Před 10 lety

      wo we got a hater over here

    • @XPsychopathX
      @XPsychopathX Před 10 lety +26

      Daikaijufilms Or someone that just got you.

    • @raysander2512
      @raysander2512 Před 10 lety +19

      Daikaijufilms Yeah, you were just called out, fair and square. Suck it up.