I hope this fitness chain shuts down. What a total joke. They shame people Who are supposed Lunk heads, And sensationalize it, built their whole brand on it. That's why it will crumble eventually, hopefully 🙏. People who have never really lifted weights in their life, And were intimidated by lunkheads. A lot of it's made up . I've been in the industry my whole life and have never seen that side side that they see. A lot of it is delusional.
***** Ther's nothing wrong with treating yourself outside the gym. Planet Fitness enables people to make bad decisions on a daily basis, by offering them pizza and muffins, or whatever calorie dense foods they can throw at you.
I'm starting a new gym with a "pansy alarm" Any time the weights stop clanking, and the screaming, grunting and the sounds of general torture goes quiet Richard Simmons fruity voice comes over a loudhailer shouting "Come on boys, let's pick it up"
Cogitatio023 we all need a gym like that. I remember squat days so horrifying that when I left the gym which was in a basement, I had to go up the stairs in 4 sets of 8 steps. I'd go up 8 steps and when my legs stopped shaking I'd go up 8 more. You just can't squat like that without screaming.
Im pretty sure this is faked. Ive been going to planet fitness in two different locations for 3 years at least 3 times a week. All the Lunk Alarm videos are faked. They only use the lunk alarm during closing to signify its closing time.
"..we're not a gym - we're Planet Fitness" that add slogan cracks me up every time I hear it, LOL!!!! If you want to get in shape, go to a gym, where people sweat, scream, and know the value of hard work ... those same people will give you free advice & support because they love working out. - 1992 USNBA National Bodybuilding Champion
VintagePowerSport Honestly,My planet fitness is mostly empty and pay 10 bucks a month real good deal only turn off is the squats machines and no squats racks.
i’m shocked Planet Fitness didn’t kick him out for wearing jeans! PF has some bullshit dress code, in order to not “intimidate” other people while you’re there.
Used to go at like 1-2am with my friend, we were almost always the only 2 people in there and the lady working there would ask us to stop doing certain things....wasn't like she really cared but I guess they trained her good. Examples: Said we can't have gallons of water, and barbell lifting had to be in a certain spot.
It's not automatic, it's employee-controlled, and ive never heard it pulled during operating hours unless someone is very dangerously clanging the weights on a weird machine, which can break the machine weights.
At my location we have never turned it on since we got a new GM. that was around 5-6 years ago. If someone is being rude to guests or staff we just warn them and then if they continue we will "ban" them from our specific location
because there's no way it's a safety hazard to have a blaring fucking alarm go off while people are trying to concentrate on lifting something heavy. i'd be calling OSHA in a heartbeat. this is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
One of my favorite lunk alarm videos lol. That dumbell slam and flex with alarm still on is epic. Like transforming into the incredible hulk as the lunk alarm sounds
For anyone that doesn't know the lunk alarm is an actual thing that goes off when somebody drops a weight, slams weight, lifts loudly, or anything along those lines.
*Imagine.* Somewhere in a parallel universe, rather than asserting his dominance to everyone in the room: this guy shatters his toes and makes a fool of himself on camera.
This man is on a whole different level, no one can come close to this man's work he put in at planet fitness. Now, he's off to to a gym that offers more of a challenge.
The best video i have ever seen, you should be comedian, seriously its first video i ever liked on youtube. I wish people like you had way bigger channels to earn at least money from the talent
Seriously? 1. Dumbell dropped could get damaged. 2. Floor could get damaged. 3. Rack, wall, or mirror could get damaged. 3. Someone's foot could get very damaged.
First off to your 4 points of why not to drop dumbells 1. the dumbells are made of rubber, don't be stupid. 2. The floor is made of concrete with rubber padding over it, wtf are you going to damage? 3. The rack is made of metal and in front of the wall, how the fuck is it even going to get hit? The mirrors are also a good 2-3 feet in the air, dumbells aren't going to bounce that fucking high... 4. As you can see that guy chucked them at the ground and they went maybe a foot, as long as no one is within a foot of you when you drop them im pretty sure everyone will live another day and if it hits his own foot, his problem not yours correct? Not to mention been going to gyms since i was 14 (22 now) and never seen anyone get hurt that way... To your next point, maybe qBobertp is one of those "knuckleheads" you speak of, but atleast he isn't a pussy who's afraid to drop a couple heavy pieces of rubber. I'll bet if some guy was trying to rape your girlfriend you'd run off looking for the biggest guy you could find rather than doing something yourself too panzy...
soggy hashbrowns well, I can't think of a reason why someone should drop dumbells in the first place. Even if youre going to failure, you should always be able to control the weight. If youre trying to do 1 rep PRs with curls, then you should reconsider your source of information.
really? LMAO this gym gets funnier every day. I mean i dont like to work out in jeans but i think if someone wants to do it or maybe forgot his workout clothes then why not? :D
I’m a member of PF because it’s 20 a month with guest privileges and it’s walking distance and never busy… they have everything except real leg press and benches… other than that it’s great because it’s not crowded and the staff are mostly ex military. There’s no alarm installed there and the staff mocks there ever being one. I think in more conservative cities they’ve wised up. The only issue is the 60 pound dumbbell limit
Lol @ Tyler Thomason, I pay 20$/month (10$ if I would have paid the upfront costs but that was 2 years ago so doesn't matter) for Gold's Gym and they have 3 REAL squat racks, 6-8 benches and like 4-5 incline benches, excluding the small benches in the free weights area. That's right people, the bench area is it's OWN area.
My gold gym got bought out by Fitness Evolution. $10 a month so it attracts a lot of noobs that know nothing about gym etiquette. Forced me to move to $30 a month gym.
You know, I recently cancelled my membership there when I switched bank cards, but now that I think about it, this would have been a MUCH better way to cancel my membership.
exactly, and they make it so easy for someone to join right after new years, and then after a week of working out they never retire their membership because they think- oh, its only ten bucks a month, what if i want to get back into the gym?
Thank you. You are the first respectful and nice person I have endured during this whole "lets rip on and ruin the kids self-esteem" thing that everyone else is saying about me.
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IMO lifting is 30% physical and 70% mental. If I need to grunt and exhale as if I'm a turbo engine blow-off valve, then by God ima do it. Whatever it takes for my brain not to give out before my body does. And I'd continue to do it even while the alarm was sounding. Don't let anything get in the way of the GAINZ.
In martial arts, as well as basically any other gym its taught that one of the most important things to do is to exhale and breathe correctly, but here you are just supposed to frikin, idk not breathe.
The Lunk alarm means you have graduated Planet Fitness and are now ready for a real gym.
Funniest comment IMO 🤣 and quite true too 😏
I am gonna paste this comment on every pf video and give you credit....
This is such a bloody good way of looking at it
Hahahaha legendary comment
Best comment 😂👌
A little surprised Planet Fitness has dumbbells over 10 lbs.
they have but regular customers never use it
There are serious people that workout at PF,
It's just because of financial situation or the area their in there aren't too many choices.
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@@neilparmar5705 rip those people
@@sandjvj911 r/woooosh
ok, so they think that having a.loud siren is a great idea after they condemn you for being loud. Double standard.
They need a siren alarm to alert everyone there's a siren happening
@ByrdXye Ah yes this man is indeed smart
The alarm is for "gymtimidation"
Like when someone screams at you to quiet down
I hope this fitness chain shuts down. What a total joke. They shame people Who are supposed Lunk heads, And sensationalize it, built their whole brand on it. That's why it will crumble eventually, hopefully 🙏. People who have never really lifted weights in their life, And were intimidated by lunkheads. A lot of it's made up . I've been in the industry my whole life and have never seen that side side that they see. A lot of it is delusional.
that gym is a sad joke.
patrick goh
planet shitness
What gym offers free pizza? Apparently planet shitness. That's like getting offered a beer at an AA meeting.
*****
Really hoping you're trolling
***** I partly agree cause if it fits your macros it's k...touche i guess
*****
Ther's nothing wrong with treating yourself outside the gym.
Planet Fitness enables people to make bad decisions on a daily basis, by offering them pizza and muffins, or whatever calorie dense foods they can throw at you.
you can mess with a dude who lifts in jeans. That man has nothing left to lose
lmaooooo
Was going to like your comment but it's precisely at 420, ahaha weed
@@1XMuleX1 🎃
@@1XMuleX1 no you don't.
@@jonathanjacobs1870 You are right. I just sit around and play video games and splooge on my keyboard.
I'm starting a new gym with a "pansy alarm" Any time the weights stop clanking, and the screaming, grunting and the sounds of general torture goes quiet Richard Simmons fruity voice comes over a loudhailer shouting "Come on boys, let's pick it up"
I will be your co founder!
I'll be vice president.
I would join that gym.
Cogitatio023 we all need a gym like that. I remember squat days so horrifying that when I left the gym which was in a basement, I had to go up the stairs in 4 sets of 8 steps. I'd go up 8 steps and when my legs stopped shaking I'd go up 8 more. You just can't squat like that without screaming.
Lol sign me up!
i lost it when he slammed the weights down and flexing while the alarm was still going off XD
He just fucking ascended lmao
pyroblade452 hahaha me too
Honestly I'd go to planet fitness just for the pizza
Basically described the whole video
Me too 🤣🤣
The “lunk alarm” is actual a power level reader that goes of when you have above average power levels
Not the shitposter we asked for, but the shitposter we need
It’s over 9000!!!
@Dave Smith bro, if you don't grunt and yell when lifting, the you're the gay one
@@youngcowboy6594 WHAT?!?! 9000?!?!? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!!!
"I have absolute power!"
Do they set off the lunk alarm if you blow a big fart?
iblockpuncheswithmyface Yes
lmao
iblockpuncheswithmyface if it sounds like a grunt, maybe
Umm yes it’s happened to me sadly 😂
iblockpuncheswithmyface no iv done it before
It’s hard to believe the “lunk alarm” really exists. That’s like something you’d find in a prison yard, not a gym..
Im pretty sure this is faked. Ive been going to planet fitness in two different locations for 3 years at least 3 times a week. All the Lunk Alarm videos are faked. They only use the lunk alarm during closing to signify its closing time.
North Korea has written Planet Fitness for the schematics and engineering drawings for the Lunk Alarm.
"..we're not a gym - we're Planet Fitness" that add slogan cracks me up every time I hear it, LOL!!!! If you want to get in shape, go to a gym, where people sweat, scream, and know the value of hard work ... those same people will give you free advice & support because they love working out. - 1992 USNBA National Bodybuilding Champion
VintagePowerSport You would be kicked out for being too intimidating.
VintagePowerSport Honestly,My planet fitness is mostly empty and pay 10 bucks a month real good deal only turn off is the squats machines and no squats racks.
I go to planet fitness everyday y'all are just jealous because we get free pizza
Esteban Gutierrez I guess ,you are fat and the only reason you go to the gym is to tell the girls that you go XD
+Hades Gate4 lmao nah I was just making fun of it and wanted to see what people would say if I commented that
Would they set off the alarm for someone with tourretes?
probably lmao
Vesuvius sounds like something they would do
@@user-sg4ov7ng4hMedical conditions and loud grunting? “Not at planet fitness nigga”
@m k they don’t care, they’re a bunch of self absorbed Karens running that place
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i’m shocked Planet Fitness didn’t kick him out for wearing jeans!
PF has some bullshit dress code, in order to not “intimidate” other people while you’re there.
Used to go at like 1-2am with my friend, we were almost always the only 2 people in there and the lady working there would ask us to stop doing certain things....wasn't like she really cared but I guess they trained her good. Examples: Said we can't have gallons of water, and barbell lifting had to be in a certain spot.
@@nathandiaz3446 how dare you have water at a gym lmao
lol the men get intimidated by a real man with a real dick when he goes in there
@Evet Lambert Near San Juan?
I was at planet fitness once wearing jeans and the guy who kicked me out was wearing jeans.
There should be Ronnie Coleman's voice over a speaker ordering you to lift those LIGHTWEIGHTS BABYYYY!!!
dude couldn't curl 50 lbs with decent form
I'm thinking that people's motivation to go to Planet Fitness is to trigger that fu**ing alarm every second. And I love it.
It's not automatic, it's employee-controlled, and ive never heard it pulled during operating hours unless someone is very dangerously clanging the weights on a weird machine, which can break the machine weights.
At my location we have never turned it on since we got a new GM. that was around 5-6 years ago. If someone is being rude to guests or staff we just warn them and then if they continue we will "ban" them from our specific location
Planet fitness: a judgment free zone unless you drink from a gallon jug, wear a tank top, or make sounds when you lift heavy
this had me laughing so much. his face after the alarm goes off is so funny
the alarm is more annoying then someone yelling ahaha
home dawg Napoleon dynamite was just trying to get a pump going before his dance.
#VoteForPedro
Nice!
Had to scroll too far to find this!
He really earned that last name 😂
because there's no way it's a safety hazard to have a blaring fucking alarm go off while people are trying to concentrate on lifting something heavy.
i'd be calling OSHA in a heartbeat.
this is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
that's the thing, it won't be a problem because no one lifts heavy anyway
+Shane Howard Yea... because calling someone else for help makes you manly. Stop judging other people you fucking coward.
+Shane Howard the thing is.... people CAN'T lift heavy. There's absolutely shit in there that you can lift.
LOL, yea cause construction sites are incredibly quiet with no sudden loud noises.
40BelowTr00per
I’m pretty sure you can’t sue them because you have to sign a waiver.
Body doesn't match his face at all xD
..RIGHT?! Thought it was Napoleon Dynamite lol..
Robert Allen Probably started hitting the gym, lol
Who sees face doens't see heart
when pro runescape players hit the gym
It’s like when spongebob got those inflatable arms
One of my favorite lunk alarm videos lol. That dumbell slam and flex with alarm still on is epic. Like transforming into the incredible hulk as the lunk alarm sounds
rumors tell that the 75s are so clean because everyone who used them got kicked out for beeing a jerk
Barely anyone uses em, most people just stick around 45-65 range for chest press.
“I’ve seen what men can do when they’re angry”
So is the alarm actually sound sensitive as fuck or do employees stalk you? Or both?
The real question right here.
If they hear it from the front desk they do
And generally if you're some obnoxious dude lurking around in jeans with a friend carrying a camera they know something's up, so they'll watch.
They're pretty quick to react if it's a dude
BrotherGreed Not true, there's a video on CZcams of a guy dropping a pen and the lunk alarm went off.
For anyone that doesn't know the lunk alarm is an actual thing that goes off when somebody drops a weight, slams weight, lifts loudly, or anything along those lines.
For you who doesn't know, the lunk alarm is employee-controlled
I work there and we literally only use it when we about to close to give ppl a heads up
Means..??
@Dave Smith Bro I don't even go to the gym I'm like too skinny to even lift but I just thought I'd clear up the air sheesh
bro what, you cant be too skinny to lift, its literally a way to stop being skinny, thats why theres all types of weights@@user-co4yy8mz1k
*Imagine.*
Somewhere in a parallel universe, rather than asserting his dominance to everyone in the room: this guy shatters his toes and makes a fool of himself on camera.
We can only hope
This man is on a whole different level, no one can come close to this man's work he put in at planet fitness. Now, he's off to to a gym that offers more of a challenge.
The best video i have ever seen, you should be comedian, seriously its first video i ever liked on youtube. I wish people like you had way bigger channels to earn at least money from the talent
I once saw some knucklehead drop the dumbbells from the standing position and one of them bounced onto his foot. Poetic justice.
lol whats wrong with dropping the weight?
Seriously?
1. Dumbell dropped could get damaged.
2. Floor could get damaged.
3. Rack, wall, or mirror could get damaged.
3. Someone's foot could get very damaged.
Lol...you must be one of the knuckleheads I speak of.
First off to your 4 points of why not to drop dumbells
1. the dumbells are made of rubber, don't be stupid.
2. The floor is made of concrete with rubber padding over it, wtf are you going to damage?
3. The rack is made of metal and in front of the wall, how the fuck is it even going to get hit? The mirrors are also a good 2-3 feet in the air, dumbells aren't going to bounce that fucking high...
4. As you can see that guy chucked them at the ground and they went maybe a foot, as long as no one is within a foot of you when you drop them im pretty sure everyone will live another day and if it hits his own foot, his problem not yours correct? Not to mention been going to gyms since i was 14 (22 now) and never seen anyone get hurt that way...
To your next point, maybe qBobertp is one of those "knuckleheads" you speak of, but atleast he isn't a pussy who's afraid to drop a couple heavy pieces of rubber. I'll bet if some guy was trying to rape your girlfriend you'd run off looking for the biggest guy you could find rather than doing something yourself too panzy...
soggy hashbrowns well, I can't think of a reason why someone should drop dumbells in the first place. Even if youre going to failure, you should always be able to control the weight. If youre trying to do 1 rep PRs with curls, then you should reconsider your source of information.
Bro started spazzing out at the end. He’s in that rise and grind creatine overload
Bro that alarm shit was so much more distracting than what he did😂
Love that first rep scream!
Go ahead and set off the alarm, this guy is lifting in jeans, he’s far too powerful to be stopped
Lmfao
Planet fitness: We dont judge people in here
Meanwhile Planet fitness:
Getting the lunk alarm going is the biggest accomplishment anyone can get in Planet Fitness
why are these gym's even in existence
He got the lunk alarm before slamming down the weights. Legend
I havent heard the lunk alarm in my Planet Fitness in like 5 years lmao
This had me in stitches. The way he fucking slams down the dumbbells after the alarms already blaring. Lolol
Who works out in jeans
if your just working out arms why not?
+I like Cheetos oh well.
i think it's because it's not allowed there to Workout in Jeans, ya know
ppl who skip legs
really? LMAO this gym gets funnier every day. I mean i dont like to work out in jeans but i think if someone wants to do it or maybe forgot his workout clothes then why not? :D
I hope they have one in Portland I'm gonna lunk out!!!
Keep up the hard work!
One of my favorite videos on youtube
They gotta remake this into npc oblivion dialogue 😂 and put the battle music 🎶
Mini Ladd got jacked.
What if broke his back while trying to troll lol
Lmaoooo he went out like a champ
omg this had me dead Lmao the way you curled the weights And grunted Replay Thx i never stop laughing 😂😂😂
That's fucking classic!!!
With high intensity weight training, I'd probably set off all of the lunk alarms in my state.
This video is so funny the way he flexes at the end lmfao
that dude @ 0:22 on the cardio machine is laughing his ass off LOL
I was watching this with my cat in my lap. I don't know if it was the alarm or my laughter that made him run away.
It’s just crazy to me that the employees by end to the planet fitness idea of the lunk alarm
The loud siren would make me go even harder lol
I’m a member of PF because it’s 20 a month with guest privileges and it’s walking distance and never busy… they have everything except real leg press and benches… other than that it’s great because it’s not crowded and the staff are mostly ex military. There’s no alarm installed there and the staff mocks there ever being one. I think in more conservative cities they’ve wised up. The only issue is the 60 pound dumbbell limit
My planet Fitness has 75lb on their dumbbells. Dumbell bars stop at 60 for my location. Slightly annoying.
Why is this recommended to me after 5 years 😂😂
Those were pretty clean curls.. Legend 🙌
Dude that's great. Nicely done.
His face is like "wanna play dnd"
While his body is like "ur girlfriend is mine to dungeon'ed"
Lol @ Tyler Thomason, I pay 20$/month (10$ if I would have paid the upfront costs but that was 2 years ago so doesn't matter) for Gold's Gym and they have 3 REAL squat racks, 6-8 benches and like 4-5 incline benches, excluding the small benches in the free weights area. That's right people, the bench area is it's OWN area.
if you pay 20 a month for Golds you must live in the GHETTO. All of the ones in Austin, TX are a minimum $50
I'd rather go to a gym with 6 squat racks and 3 benches.
My gold gym got bought out by Fitness Evolution. $10 a month so it attracts a lot of noobs that know nothing about gym etiquette. Forced me to move to $30 a month gym.
***** lol, in norway we got 100$ gym
cheap gym in norway is like 60$ a month
Oh I know that even $30 is cheap. I used to live in LA and it was crazy. (Not $100 that I know of).
LOL its like fucking marshal law!! hahaha when the siren sounds everyone gets in their houses LOL
He's not wearing a commitment day from lifetime fitness for no reason. Dudes committed
OH MY GOD, IM DYING XD THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
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i know im 3 years late but that was part of the joke
I can't wait to do this when I can finally move to a better gym.
Looks like he was gonna battle against the person who pressed the alarm 🤣
You know, I recently cancelled my membership there when I switched bank cards, but now that I think about it, this would have been a MUCH better way to cancel my membership.
If I saw this at planet fitness I'd laugh my ass off!
PF: "Judgement Free zone!"
PF: JUDGES.
Makes the brain give positive pulses
It's a judgement free gym, and nothing says judgement free like blaring a shame alarm at you for grunting while working out
That was great lmfao
This shit was hilarious...I haven't laughed this hard in a while!! LOL
I go to the library and set off “nerd alerts” when I see people reading.
Lunk alarm is such a dystopian nightmare fuel concept I can't believe it's real
exactly, and they make it so easy for someone to join right after new years, and then after a week of working out they never retire their membership because they think- oh, its only ten bucks a month, what if i want to get back into the gym?
LOL you just portrayed every aspect of a "lunk" in 10 seconds xD
Yooo Napoleon Dynamite is a full on body builder now
Hahahah I work at planetfitness and if that happened if probably have to tell you to leave but that's fuckin great lol
Jesse Einsenberg?
the lunk alarm siren has a sound like his grunt ngl
The real life equivalent of "ITS OVER 9000!"
funny as fuck. I don't understand how you guys can't see that it's a joke.
The alarm goes off every time someone graduates from planet fitness
I cant believe that alarm is actually real
The irony of having a sign that says no judgement zone right next to a lunk alarm is never lost on me
Thank you. You are the first respectful and nice person I have endured during this whole "lets rip on and ruin the kids self-esteem" thing that everyone else is saying about me.
what
schizo
I hope you got the help you need and didn't toss your pills
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I don’t know how planet fitness is in business still
the jeans, the painful way he's lifting, the flex during the alarm... magical. I'm transfixed
Napoleon Dynamite getting beefed up using his Rex Kwan Do and Planet Fitness ain’t having it...😂. Forget About It!!!
Haha, fuck yeah.
IMO lifting is 30% physical and 70% mental. If I need to grunt and exhale as if I'm a turbo engine blow-off valve, then by God ima do it. Whatever it takes for my brain not to give out before my body does. And I'd continue to do it even while the alarm was sounding. Don't let anything get in the way of the GAINZ.
Probably my fav vid on the internet
That’s a champion siren… the lift was Good 👍!!
In martial arts, as well as basically any other gym its taught that one of the most important things to do is to exhale and breathe correctly, but here you are just supposed to frikin, idk not breathe.
This was perfect. If their bans weren't logged across facilities you could set the lunk alarm off at every Planet Fitness.
I like the alarms almost makes you feel like Godzilla wrecking a city.