You know your baby is too old for nursery rhymes when they start crying afterwards. Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
Apparently, Humpty Dumpty was the name of an old cannon that the British tried to use at some point. It fell, broke, and was unusable. Someone made a little rhyme. Then, for no reason, someone put an egg in overalls on the wall.
The idea that Humpty Dumpty was a Royalist cannon in the English Civil War is just one of several theories. Some suggest it Humpty Dumpty could be refering to the hunchbacked King Richard III who fell and died at Bosworth. Others suggest it is just a term for a clumsy person, or is talking about the downfall of cardinal Wolsey, or a siege engine. He has portrayed as an egg for over 100 years though and my favourite explanation, as the true meaning has been lost, is the theory that the rye is a riddle and the answer is an egg, which is why it came to be portrayed as an egg.
@horace6851 way I heard it, it was about trying to get it mounted on the wall again. Prior commenter says that may be largely mythological, and I have no frame to argue otherwise.
@@horace6851 One of the theories on that is that the King's Horses are really the horse soldiers and that the line means that all of the mounted soldiers and all of the foot soldiers couldn't do the job.
“Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.” “Ah. Sweet. Fly home little ladybird.” “Your house is on fire and your children are gone.” “… that escalated quickly.”
My mom used to sing this to my kiddo when she was still a baby. But instead of "Down will come baby, Cradle and all" she'd sing "And Grandma will catch you, Safe after all". I thought it was sweet.
That's pretty rough on grandma, though. Having to stand under a tree all night, constantly alert, in all weathers, at risk from wildlife. That's not a great job for a probably elderly woman. Also, I have to ask: where are the mother and father while grandma is on baby plummet vigil every night? Indoors, asleep? I'm really concerned about this family, to be honest.
@@RavenMistwolf I think you misread it. They said that it was their kid that their mom sang it to. Their mom said that she'd catch her grandkid, or their kid.
My mom always sang “when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and Mommy will catch baby, cradle and all.” I sing it to my kids that way. Now my oldest sings “sissy will catch baby, cradle and all” to her baby sister ❤
@@Adam-xf6sq It's bough though. Don't worry about the fact that bough and though are written exactly the same way but sound completely different. There is already enough to worry about.
@@markpostgate2551 By "already enough to worry about" do you refer to the perils such as: Aging? Or living beside the Ocean? Or aging beside the Ocean? Or meeting Ryan Jr.?
I was about to comment that I really like strangely terrifying song guy, I'm certainly glad I read this before I made a FOOL of myself by confusing those two clearly different individuals.
Because the history and when they were invented most English nursery rhymes and fairy tales are an morbid stuff, jack and Jill went up the hill is about people getting hanged for example :)
TBF in my country we have a nursery rhyme about throwing a pole at a cat and being disappointed that it didn't die. Maybe nursery rhymes just be like that sometimes
Oh, this is by no means an English-only thing. In German-speaking countries there is one with the original version going Cockchafer, fly! The father is at war. Mother is in Pomerania. And Pomerania is burnt to ashes. Cockchafer, fly!
@@thomasneal9291 Dude because England was insane. Worse medicine back in the day that MOST of the countries around it. That 35 year life expectancy back in the medieval period was actually mostly England and parts of Europe with English hygiene, because other countries before that period (or that didn't have that culture) lived much longer. It does not surprise me that they would be putting babies in trees and singing about plague. This is how they ended up being so deadly to indigenous peoples, btw: herd immunity and population evolution sure happens fast when you're all rapidly dying off from germs. People groups without as disgusting germ histories stood no chance against the diseases of the super mutants.
Actually, there is no evidence that Ring a Round a Rosie has anything to do with the Bubonic Plague. I believe that's just an urban mth. A really cool one however, and if I didn't know better, one I would subscribe to.
There's an Afrikaans poem that was taught in schools about 3 bald guys eating soup in a restaurant .There are babies' heads in the soup ,and they eventually go into a feeding frenzy,until only their heads are left ,which are swept up by staff .
But won't mildly threatening lyrics be a problem for Small children? No problem at all in fact barely an inconvenience. Small children don't speak English yet so they won't understand what's being sung to them. Won't the parents find it to be a problem though? No you see the child keeps them up at all hours if the songs catchy and iconic enough their tired brains won't even register the fact that there threatening to drop a baby from the top of a tree 😂
@@neomehollow1391 "small children don't speak english yet"... Huh? Children mimic and start using adult words and songs (and garbage rap tracks) in kindergarten thanks to the adults around them while the clueless adults only care about nursery rhymes. In the past, even fairy tales for children have a darker and more brutal punishments for the characters because they are cautionary tales first and foremost so the allegation about "bad for children" should be examined. The claimed inspiration for many nursery rhymes is vague and meant to be allegedly educated guesses. Meanwhile, the teens and adults freely indulge in sound compositions that are basically glorifying hedonist activities ($$$, women objectifying their outer appearance i.e. skin-deep beauty, dudes owning b!tche$ or getting violent, gloating about earthly desires) or wallowing in pathetic self-pity and endless negativity without providing any hint of introspection for better self-improvement.
“So it will be difficult to get the kid to fall asleep?” “No actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience to get them to fall.” “What?” “What?”
I never realized this is how it's supposed to be sung my mom used to sing when I was a kid " WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!" Might be why my dad was always the one afterwards to sing me to sleep.
"Egad! What did you do before this?!" "I was a carpenter-!" "Whew!" "-and part-time babysitter!" ".....!" "I built tree houses for daycares-!" ".......?!" "-they weren't up to code!"
A mom I knew used to sing this to her baby while using an exaggerated rocking motion back and forth, before bringing the giggling baby down for the “fall” with a gentle swoop into the crib. Extremely cute and the lyrics made sense as part of the ritual.
You make it sound like a huge accomplishment. You get laid, they get pregnant, you have a baby, Not an accomplishment, most people do it. The real accomplishment is afterwards, being a good father and husband which I'm sure he is doing.
@@borrago wrote "It was a covert protest song against the monarchy" Damn, the British started indoctrinating their revolutionaries young. Give that toddler some gunpowder and its starts plotting! Ther French meanwhile invented the guillotine.
@@evankim2406 It has a very soothing tune. Most nursery rhymes have... Weird... lyrics with origins in not-at-all-child-appropriate happenings... but they are easy to sing soothingly, and thus good for putting kids to sleep.
When my mother was a little girl, she used to cry her eyes out over this song because the poor baby dies in the end. So, on behalf of my mother, thank you, Ryan, for giving her the best belated Mother's Day gift ever, in calling out this horrifying so-called "nursery rhyme".
I remember in Chirch I’d cry when they started singing about the lamb of God taking away the sins. I didn’t know what sin was so I just assumed this little lamb would just start dissolving everything around it. I was like… 4 or 5 at the time. It was scary to me. Like it did a Thanos snap dissolve. In about 1998, 99.
This the first time I've heard the full lyrics. Me and my brothers could only remember the first line and so we filled in the rest with our imagination "Rock a bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows, the baby explodes" and then we'd just burst out laughing We had a ... interesting imagination and sense of humor
My favorite part is how the ominous voice turns off as soon as the supervisor tells him it's not ideal and he just politely goes into another option. The man isn't spooky, he just has a real passion for things falling to their deaths.
In the sprawling landscape of CZcams, where creators rise and fall like waves in a tempest, there exists a luminary who shines with the radiance of a thousand suns. His name? Ryan George, the maestro of mirth, the architect of amusement, and the sultan of satire. Join me, dear reader, as we embark on a journey to unravel the enigmatic tapestry of comedic brilliance woven by this modern-day bard. Ryan George is not your average CZcamsr; he's a comedic alchemist, transforming mundane moments into pure gold. With a twinkle in his eye and a smirk on his lips, he takes on the world armed only with his razor-sharp wit and a knack for turning the absurd into the sublime. Whether he's dissecting the quirks of everyday life or skewering the tropes of Hollywood, Ryan's humor is as boundless as the cosmos itself. One cannot discuss Ryan George without delving into the marvel that is "Pitch Meetings." Ah, yes, the hallowed halls of the Hollywood boardroom, where logic takes a holiday and sanity goes to die. In these delightful vignettes, Ryan dons the dual mantles of writer and producer, engaging in a delightful pas de deux with himself as he pitches ludicrous movie ideas to an increasingly incredulous studio executive. From the "How It's Made" approach to iconic films to the inevitable inclusion of a "twist" that defies all known laws of storytelling, each episode is a veritable feast for the funny bone. But Ryan's comedic prowess extends far beyond the confines of Tinseltown. His forays into the realm of the absurd know no bounds, whether he's exploring the existential crisis of a sentient Roomba or pondering the existential dread of being trapped in a video game tutorial. With each sketch, he invites us to peer through the looking glass into a world where the mundane becomes magical and the ridiculous reigns supreme. Yet, for all his comedic bravado, there's a humility to Ryan George that endears him to audiences far and wide. Beneath the veneer of hilarity lies a genuine warmth and authenticity that shines through in every interaction. Whether he's engaging with fans on social media or sharing behind-the-scenes anecdotes, Ryan's down-to-earth demeanor is a refreshing reminder that even in the realm of comedy, sincerity reigns supreme. Ryan George is not just a CZcamsr; he's a comedic virtuoso, a maestro of mirth, and a beacon of laughter in a world often shrouded in darkness. Through his unparalleled wit and irrepressible charm, he has carved out a niche in the digital landscape, captivating audiences with his unique brand of humor and leaving a trail of smiles in his wake. So, here's to you, Ryan George, may your wit never wane, and your laughter never fade. You are, truly, a legend in your own right. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
I have one disagreement: You implied that Ryan portrays both the writer and producer characters of the Pitch Meeting videos. No sir, they're 2 different people. Very likely clones on loan to Screen Rant from Mr. George. He reveals his cloning facility in I believe the 1 millionth subscriber episode.
Ryan, don't forget about "Ring Around the Rosie," that delightful children's song about the Bubonic Plague. First it describes symptoms of the "Black Death," referencing red skin lesions surrounded by a dark ring. Then that's followed by a line describing the holistic way people covered up the stench of rotting flesh by putting strongly scented flowers in their clothing. Next comes "ashes, ashes," which had a double meaning as both the means of mass body disposal AND the biblical "ashes to ashes" reference. Finally, "we all fall down" is that wonderfully optimistic line, meaning simply, "we're all going to die." Yep...wonderful children's song.
There's a moderate variation I heard that as "Ah-choo, Ah-choo, we all fall down." Though I don't immediately recall if sneezing is among the symptoms of bubonic icky-poo-poo... ah, looks like it was and may also be the reason why "Bless you" became a response as people could pass quickly after the sneezing started and there may not be time to find a priest.
@@jasonrhome710 It has nothing to do with the Black Death. It dates to the 18th Century. The last major outbreak of Plague in an English speaking country was in 1665.
Hi hello there. I would very much like more videos in the nursery series! My baby needs to know about the dangers of unstable trees, the black plague, ladybirds that have all their children die, etc. Thank you!
Remember that prayer we used to say? “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take.” That’s incredibly dark. Insinuating we might die in our sleep and we just hope God takes us.
I just scream “CTHULU, YOU BASTARD, TAKE ME NOW” and then faceplant into my pillow. I find it’s a lot quicker than the rhyming, and it scares the rats back down the well.
That's not the version I grew up with. Mine was: "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. With love protect me through the night, and wake me with the morning light."
Dude this is completely unfair You deliberately make these so funny at the end that by the time I'm done laughing I have to go watch the video again just so I can give you a thumbs up. Unfair possibly diabolical yes genius beyond a shadow of a doubt.
I just love the reactions here, because it's 100% how people should react to those lyrics, but so many people just grew up with nursery rhymes like this and its just seen as normal.
@@thomasneal9291 You do realize he wants to hear Ryan's fictional version of the origins, not the real life origins? Or are you trying to say that Ryan already made that short?
Wait until they learn about the bridges in London, old mother hubbards dog and Jack and Jill’s unfortunate hill excursion… hmmm come to think about it, is there any nursery rhyme that doesn’t invoke bodily harm or just sad theme in general?
Which one? None of them were protest songs except for one interpretation of Jack and Jill that postulates a protest to events over 150 years before our earliest version. It's equally likely to be referring to a teen pregnancy in a Somerset village.
Oh my darling Clementine has a positive ending! It's all about a womons horrific drowning accident and her lover being sad about it. But it's all OK in the end because he marries her sister and forgets all about her!
Humpty Dumpty was an English civil war cannon which fell of a wall and the kings troops could not fix it. The English civil war was parliament verses the king if you were wondering. Quick note. Google will say that Humpty Dumpty was an insult which it was and the nursery rhyme was a metaphor which it probably was but the cannon called Humpty Dumpty did exist and did fall.
Ryan: Oh no! Seems like it's going to be hard to get that baby down from there. Also Ryan: Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Uh, guys, it's a game. You hold the baby up high and rock it back and forth while you're singing the first parts, then when you get to "the cradle will fall" you slide them down on your arms into your chest. It's absolutely loved by the little ones because they get a little scared only to end up gently in a hug. 😅
@@Vaquix000 it's not really for putting to sleep per se but bonding and it's not nor for newborns or young infants, more appropriate for toddlers that have learnt about cause and effect and sequence of events. It's the anticipation of the buildup to the fall for the child, usually excitement rather than fear though it may be both. Also building trust they have in the parent. Such little games like this likely help a toddler/child feel safe to take 'risks' as they explore their environment, knowing a parent will be there to rescue them if things get too scary.
There was one nursery rhyme we got taught in middle school choir for some short of schools got talent tournament the districts where all doing. The nursery song was about a baby left on the porch of a orphanage when it was snowing and the baby was eventually buried in snow and no one came to the door because no one was home. We as a class didn't want to sing the song because it was obviously depressing and didn't think it was going to win us any awards for the school talents shows. The teacher didn't think we were right because we are but children and dont understand the appeals of the classic, and our ideas for alternative songs was not school appropriate. The three schools that won the top brackets each did a song of their choice. One school did Queen's bohemian rhapsody, second did Metallica, and third school did a Taylor Swift song for their choirs. Our school lost that we didn't even win a honorable mention.
The original Humpty Dumpty rhyme wasn't about an egg. Or even a person. "Humpty Dumpty" was a massive cannon used in the 1648 Siege of Colchester. When the wall it was sitting on was destroyed, the cannon fell and shattered to pieces. Despite the best efforts of all the King's men (and their horses) it proved impossible to put the cannon back together again.
The reason these songs are for babies is because if you were singing them to anyone else, they would understand the words and freak out.
You know your baby is too old for nursery rhymes when they start crying afterwards.
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shameless plug where :( @@PaintingWinterMusic
The Goonies movie would agree with you in this.
This is literally the first Simpsons episode; the kids freaking out over nursery rhymes.
It was a protest song against the monarchy.
Fact: Ryan came up with this idea for a sketch after singing nursery rhymes to his new child.
Totally
I was thinking the same thing
Writing sketches based on life events is tight!
ok
It wouldn't surprise me.
Apparently, Humpty Dumpty was the name of an old cannon that the British tried to use at some point. It fell, broke, and was unusable. Someone made a little rhyme.
Then, for no reason, someone put an egg in overalls on the wall.
The idea that Humpty Dumpty was a Royalist cannon in the English Civil War is just one of several theories. Some suggest it Humpty Dumpty could be refering to the hunchbacked King Richard III who fell and died at Bosworth. Others suggest it is just a term for a clumsy person, or is talking about the downfall of cardinal Wolsey, or a siege engine. He has portrayed as an egg for over 100 years though and my favourite explanation, as the true meaning has been lost, is the theory that the rye is a riddle and the answer is an egg, which is why it came to be portrayed as an egg.
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall, he was pushed. You think all the kings horses and all the kings men were in the area by coincidence, it was a coverup.
ok, but why were the horses putting it together? Like with their hooves?
@horace6851 way I heard it, it was about trying to get it mounted on the wall again. Prior commenter says that may be largely mythological, and I have no frame to argue otherwise.
@@horace6851 One of the theories on that is that the King's Horses are really the horse soldiers and that the line means that all of the mounted soldiers and all of the foot soldiers couldn't do the job.
“Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.”
“Ah. Sweet. Fly home little ladybird.”
“Your house is on fire and your children are gone.”
“… that escalated quickly.”
Isn't that a Beatles song?
@@jlev1028 They most surely did not write that. it has been around long before any of them were born.
@@jlev1028
I haven't heard The Beatles sing it, but Peter, Paul and Mary had it on a children's album as part of a medly.
The version I've heard was "your house is on fire, your children alone"
In the UK it’s ’children all gone’.
"It didn't matter if the cradle was stable the tree was not!"
10/10 writing, would watch again
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists.
Physics for Kindergarten 101
This is something that happens a lot. People will build a castle on top of loose sand then be surprised it didn't hold.
"And just like the tree, the baby will rot."
@@dubleCC Jesus man
My mom used to sing this to my kiddo when she was still a baby. But instead of "Down will come baby, Cradle and all" she'd sing "And Grandma will catch you, Safe after all". I thought it was sweet.
Wait hang on I actually might cry...
That's pretty rough on grandma, though. Having to stand under a tree all night, constantly alert, in all weathers, at risk from wildlife. That's not a great job for a probably elderly woman. Also, I have to ask: where are the mother and father while grandma is on baby plummet vigil every night? Indoors, asleep? I'm really concerned about this family, to be honest.
I love the implication that she’s handing off the responsibility of catching you onto grandma. 😂 still cute.
Okay why can't we use this instead this is actually really sweet c'mon...
@@RavenMistwolf I think you misread it. They said that it was their kid that their mom sang it to. Their mom said that she'd catch her grandkid, or their kid.
I love how there isn’t even much need for jokes here because Rock-a-bye Baby is not subtle about being absolutely psychotic .
My mom always sang “when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and Mommy will catch baby, cradle and all.” I sing it to my kids that way. Now my oldest sings “sissy will catch baby, cradle and all” to her baby sister ❤
Baby: *Gets stuck in tree*
Wind: Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Tree: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off of my bow
@@Adam-xf6sq
It's bough though. Don't worry about the fact that bough and though are written exactly the same way but sound completely different. There is already enough to worry about.
@@markpostgate2551 * cough * They're not the only ones. * cough *
Then the tree did a backflip, snapped the winds neck, and saved the day.
@@markpostgate2551 By "already enough to worry about" do you refer to the perils such as:
Aging? Or living beside the Ocean? Or aging beside the Ocean? Or meeting Ryan Jr.?
I had to double check and see if this was the same guy who wrote Frosty the Snowman, but this guy has a different mustache. Totally different guy.
I wish it was the same guy
Not every hero wears cape
I don't know why, though I really appreciate this verification.
I was about to comment that I really like strangely terrifying song guy, I'm certainly glad I read this before I made a FOOL of myself by confusing those two clearly different individuals.
@@JhericFury The mustache makes the man
Any tired parent will understand that song was first sung as a threat, through closed teeth, at 3am, on a monday.
Absolutely agree
Nothing calms a child down and prepares it for a peaceful night's sleep like a song about IT'S IMMINENT AND VIOLENT DEMISE!!!
Thank you for making me laugh with this 😂😅
As a guy who didn't grow up in an environment of English speaking people hearing these lyrics for the first time is actually something
we are fucking weird, honestly
wait til you hear the one about jack and jill.
Because the history and when they were invented most English nursery rhymes and fairy tales are an morbid stuff, jack and Jill went up the hill is about people getting hanged for example :)
TBF in my country we have a nursery rhyme about throwing a pole at a cat and being disappointed that it didn't die. Maybe nursery rhymes just be like that sometimes
Oh, this is by no means an English-only thing.
In German-speaking countries there is one with the original version going
Cockchafer, fly!
The father is at war.
Mother is in Pomerania.
And Pomerania is burnt to ashes.
Cockchafer, fly!
"I wrote this cute little dancing song about roses."
"Oh, what made you think of that?"
"The Bubonic Plague."
"Oh my God."
"so I also have this one about how many times a massive bridge might fall down depending on what we build it with"
@@dracotias Ever wonder why so many of these incredibly gory and cruel nursery songs come out of England? I do.
@@thomasneal9291 Dude because England was insane. Worse medicine back in the day that MOST of the countries around it. That 35 year life expectancy back in the medieval period was actually mostly England and parts of Europe with English hygiene, because other countries before that period (or that didn't have that culture) lived much longer.
It does not surprise me that they would be putting babies in trees and singing about plague.
This is how they ended up being so deadly to indigenous peoples, btw: herd immunity and population evolution sure happens fast when you're all rapidly dying off from germs. People groups without as disgusting germ histories stood no chance against the diseases of the super mutants.
Actually, there is no evidence that Ring a Round a Rosie has anything to do with the Bubonic Plague. I believe that's just an urban mth. A really cool one however, and if I didn't know better, one I would subscribe to.
That made me all fall down. Laughing.
There's an Afrikaans poem that was taught in schools about 3 bald guys eating soup in a restaurant .There are babies' heads in the soup ,and they eventually go into a feeding frenzy,until only their heads are left ,which are swept up by staff .
...
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...Umm, what
Being a new parent opens you to a whole world of rather twisted child-related content.
Finding the closer to source versions of Grimm's Fairy Tales is a fun one,
The Goose Girl in Grimm's Fairy Tales in legitimate nightmare fuel.
"So, you have a new nursery rhyme for me?"
"Yes sir, I do"
But won't mildly threatening lyrics be a problem for Small children?
No problem at all in fact barely an inconvenience.
Small children don't speak English yet so they won't understand what's being sung to them.
Won't the parents find it to be a problem though?
No you see the child keeps them up at all hours if the songs catchy and iconic enough their tired brains won't even register the fact that there threatening to drop a baby from the top of a tree 😂
Ohhhhhhh threatening your baby so they can go to sleep is TIGHT
@@neomehollow1391Babies are tight.
@@neomehollow1391 "small children don't speak english yet"... Huh? Children mimic and start using adult words and songs (and garbage rap tracks) in kindergarten thanks to the adults around them while the clueless adults only care about nursery rhymes.
In the past, even fairy tales for children have a darker and more brutal punishments for the characters because they are cautionary tales first and foremost so the allegation about "bad for children" should be examined. The claimed inspiration for many nursery rhymes is vague and meant to be allegedly educated guesses. Meanwhile, the teens and adults freely indulge in sound compositions that are basically glorifying hedonist activities ($$$, women objectifying their outer appearance i.e. skin-deep beauty, dudes owning b!tche$ or getting violent, gloating about earthly desires) or wallowing in pathetic self-pity and endless negativity without providing any hint of introspection for better self-improvement.
Oh oddly specific gravity themed songs designed to put children to sleep are TIGHT
The children are 'falling' asleep after all right? Gotta add a nice little layer of dread to that falling sensation they can get.
“So it will be difficult to get the kid to fall asleep?”
“No actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience to get them to fall.”
“What?”
“What?”
I never realized this is how it's supposed to be sung my mom used to sing when I was a kid " WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!" Might be why my dad was always the one afterwards to sing me to sleep.
I see someone's been busy with their newborn and decided to synergize.
It’s always the man with the biggest moustache who has authority😂😂
This is law.
Comrade Stalin agrees with this line of reasoning.
That’s how there society works apparently.
But of course, how else do you measure authority?
God is a giantic moustache with a tiny Ryan in the middle of it.
The fact that the orange moustache guy just had a dictionary on hand made me laugh much harder than it should have.
And the fact that his mustache looked like part of a dorito 😂
Well, they ARE coming up with nursery rhymes...makes sense to have a dictionary there.
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 That may have been a factor.
and he knew how to spell bough.
@@tuseroni6085 He found it incredibly fast.
I'm starting to get a sense of how Ryan George sees the world......and it is the most polite place filled with mind numbing darkness ever.
So, Canadian?
@@areyoufriendly Probably. Considering the terrifying reputation Canadians had during WW1.
I've heard three different CZcamsrs quote your skits, Ryan. You have entered the zeitgeist!
_A wild ginger mustache appears_
I got that reference. Yeah,yeah yeah
A new wrinkle to the Ryanverse!
I like how his glasses match his mustache
@@BBoy4040 But does his mustache match the carpet?
You can't fire him, look how commanding his moustache is!
That's an I'm Evil, but I have a Cousin in HR Moustache if ever I saw one.
Thanks Ryan. Now I have the phrase "It didn't matter if the cradle was stable" stuck on a continuous loop in my head
When I was a kid I used to sing ‘down will come baby, splat on the floor’
They got the guy out, but he walked straight to the printing press guy and printed a million lullaby books.
"Egad! What did you do before this?!"
"I was a carpenter-!"
"Whew!"
"-and part-time babysitter!"
".....!"
"I built tree houses for daycares-!"
".......?!"
"-they weren't up to code!"
Now that, was funny. Well done bud
A mom I knew used to sing this to her baby while using an exaggerated rocking motion back and forth, before bringing the giggling baby down for the “fall” with a gentle swoop into the crib. Extremely cute and the lyrics made sense as part of the ritual.
Hilarious take on traditional nursery rhymes. Never really thought about how grim they actually are until now.
Ryan adding “child” to the list of things he needs to feed is a testament to how far he’s come in his personal and professional life
I didn't even notice when the dog was added.
You make it sound like a huge accomplishment. You get laid, they get pregnant, you have a baby, Not an accomplishment, most people do it. The real accomplishment is afterwards, being a good father and husband which I'm sure he is doing.
@@Vaquix000 an even greater accomplishment would be for you to ever get laid, buddy
I always felt like this is more of a threat. Like, go to sleep, or this cradle's going right up to the very tippy top of the forest.
It was a covert protest song against the monarchy.
@@borrago wrote "It was a covert protest song against the monarchy"
Damn, the British started indoctrinating their revolutionaries young. Give that toddler some gunpowder and its starts plotting!
Ther French meanwhile invented the guillotine.
@@borrago Bit of a strange thing to sing to your children at night.
@@evankim2406 We humans are very strange for sure.
@@evankim2406 It has a very soothing tune. Most nursery rhymes have... Weird... lyrics with origins in not-at-all-child-appropriate happenings... but they are easy to sing soothingly, and thus good for putting kids to sleep.
When my mother was a little girl, she used to cry her eyes out over this song because the poor baby dies in the end. So, on behalf of my mother, thank you, Ryan, for giving her the best belated Mother's Day gift ever, in calling out this horrifying so-called "nursery rhyme".
I remember in Chirch I’d cry when they started singing about the lamb of God taking away the sins. I didn’t know what sin was so I just assumed this little lamb would just start dissolving everything around it. I was like… 4 or 5 at the time. It was scary to me. Like it did a Thanos snap dissolve. In about 1998, 99.
"So how many rhymes did you make with people dying?"
"Yes"
The French guy has a good idea for a children's song that is about plucking all the feathers from a small bird.
OMG. I never realized that's what we were singing! La pauvre alouette!
And inviting everyone to eat said bird.
@@LilianaKali I've been singing that song my whole life but it was only a few months ago that I actually read the lyrics.
😂 that's true.
Guy from Mexico replies "hold my cerveza, and listen to this one I wrote about a cockroach".
This the first time I've heard the full lyrics. Me and my brothers could only remember the first line and so we filled in the rest with our imagination
"Rock a bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows, the baby explodes" and then we'd just burst out laughing
We had a ... interesting imagination and sense of humor
Frankly from the perspective of the baby- you pretty much nailed the outcome
Jack and Jill also had an unfortunate experience with gravity… kids really need to have helmets included when you order one.
My favorite part is how the ominous voice turns off as soon as the supervisor tells him it's not ideal and he just politely goes into another option. The man isn't spooky, he just has a real passion for things falling to their deaths.
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If this isn't copy-pasted from Ryan George's Wikipedia entry, it ought to have been.
I feel like this might be a Wendy's.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Chat gtp?
I have one disagreement:
You implied that Ryan portrays both the writer and producer characters of the Pitch Meeting videos. No sir, they're 2 different people. Very likely clones on loan to Screen Rant from Mr. George.
He reveals his cloning facility in I believe the 1 millionth subscriber episode.
He has an orange mustache.. the universe is growing
That's some expert world building.
Also darkness. And scruffiness. It's a whole new dimension.
Ryan, don't forget about "Ring Around the Rosie," that delightful children's song about the Bubonic Plague.
First it describes symptoms of the "Black Death," referencing red skin lesions surrounded by a dark ring. Then that's followed by a line describing the holistic way people covered up the stench of rotting flesh by putting strongly scented flowers in their clothing. Next comes "ashes, ashes," which had a double meaning as both the means of mass body disposal AND the biblical "ashes to ashes" reference. Finally, "we all fall down" is that wonderfully optimistic line, meaning simply, "we're all going to die."
Yep...wonderful children's song.
There's a moderate variation I heard that as "Ah-choo, Ah-choo, we all fall down." Though I don't immediately recall if sneezing is among the symptoms of bubonic icky-poo-poo... ah, looks like it was and may also be the reason why "Bless you" became a response as people could pass quickly after the sneezing started and there may not be time to find a priest.
@@jasonrhome710 It has nothing to do with the Black Death. It dates to the 18th Century. The last major outbreak of Plague in an English speaking country was in 1665.
Wait, "ashes, ashes"?
I thought it was "ah-tish-shoo, ah-tish-shoo", as an onomatopoeia for sneezing.
That guy rockin the orange mustache is my inner child
Oh, traumatizing nursery rhymes are TIGHT!
These meetings can never stop, we all decided.
Yeah yeah yeah!
They're super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
In 15 years, we will get sketches about raising teenagers, hahhahah
Heck ya these meetings must continue on
So true 🎉🎊
I will not sleep until ‘First guy to fly on an aeroplane is made’
Hi hello there. I would very much like more videos in the nursery series! My baby needs to know about the dangers of unstable trees, the black plague, ladybirds that have all their children die, etc. Thank you!
Remember that prayer we used to say? “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take.” That’s incredibly dark. Insinuating we might die in our sleep and we just hope God takes us.
Hush little baby, don't say a word. And never mind the voice you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In the closet, in your head!
I just scream “CTHULU, YOU BASTARD, TAKE ME NOW” and then faceplant into my pillow. I find it’s a lot quicker than the rhyming, and it scares the rats back down the well.
But, tbf, we might.
That's not the version I grew up with. Mine was: "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. With love protect me through the night, and wake me with the morning light."
"Somebody gets an extra donut for breakfast," - Dennis Miller, c 1995
Boy, wait till you find out about "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe".
Or Three Blind Mice
Ring Around the Rosie. It just gets worse from here.
Catch a WHAT by its toe???
or that that one little piggy wasn't going grocery shopping
@@pattersong6637- A tiger! Always a tiger.
This is your best yet! Ill never understand how some nursery rhymes came to be 😂
That isn’t the only scary kid song when you pay attention to the words!
Note to self. Don't eat peanuts alone in your office while watching this! You almost were my cause of death! 😂 😂 😂
There's delicious salty snacks and fizzy drinks.
And there's the comedy of the Ryanverse.
Don't cross the streams.
So you.... found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night????
Darwin Award contentor?
"Hey Siri, how many people has Ryan George killed?"
@@alexfoxleigh9443 *known to have
*suspected to have...
Dude this is completely unfair
You deliberately make these so funny at the end that by the time I'm done laughing I have to go watch the video again just so I can give you a thumbs up.
Unfair possibly
diabolical yes
genius beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Ryan is busier with singing lullabies than watching movies these days, and still produces great content.😂
I love that the lyrics aren't "if the bough breaks," but "when"
He got babies on the mind. Probably because of his baby.
Am I the only one who noticed the description went from "feed my cats and dog" to "feed my cats and dog and child"
Is he a father now?
He is! He talked about it in a pitch meeting revisit I think
Check the Boss Baby Revisited pitch meeting and there's an adorbs picture near the end
Now I want to go back and reread all the nursery rhymes with Ryan George’s voice in my head
I just love the reactions here, because it's 100% how people should react to those lyrics, but so many people just grew up with nursery rhymes like this and its just seen as normal.
I wanna hear little bunny fufu origins, lol. So many fun things rhyme with fufu. Moo moo, doo doo, yew yew, choo choo, rue bleu.
there's this thing called "google", maybe you've heard of it?
@@thomasneal9291 You do realize he wants to hear Ryan's fictional version of the origins, not the real life origins? Or are you trying to say that Ryan already made that short?
And to think, Ryans bearded baby is almost in high school now. How time flies 🥲
"Way down yonder
In the meadow
Poor little baby crying momma
Birds and the butterflies
Flutter 'round his eyes
Poor little baby crying momma"
I've always question this nursery rhyme in particular. So glad to see it on here being questioned as well.
The orange moustache just made my day
I just Ctrl+F'ed "orange" to find this. Glad I'm not the only one
@@Mulakulu a very commanding taco mustache indeed
ORANGE MUSTACHE! new lore!
Oh good...I got an ad for St Jude's right before this.
I love the connection of small rhymes specifically about fatal fall damage
As a baby egg who fell to my death this is very accurate
That cracked me up like your shell, when it hit the ground.
Wait until they learn about the bridges in London, old mother hubbards dog and Jack and Jill’s unfortunate hill excursion… hmmm come to think about it, is there any nursery rhyme that doesn’t invoke bodily harm or just sad theme in general?
It was a covert protest song against the monarchy....as were several others.
Which one? None of them were protest songs except for one interpretation of Jack and Jill that postulates a protest to events over 150 years before our earliest version. It's equally likely to be referring to a teen pregnancy in a Somerset village.
Oh my darling Clementine has a positive ending! It's all about a womons horrific drowning accident and her lover being sad about it. But it's all OK in the end because he marries her sister and forgets all about her!
Oh Snap! I want a nursery rhyme compilation
I love ALL Ryan George videos!!!! ❤
I wonder if anything going on in Ryan's personal life influenced this sketch... Oh, I bet he's getting into the nursery rhyme business!
Wait till they learn that nowhere in Humpty Dumpty is it mentioned that he’s an egg
Because it and rock-a-by are covert protest song against a monarch.
I came to comment this, we all just decided he was an egg.
So is it just a person that fell into pieces and died
Humpty Dumpty was an English civil war cannon which fell of a wall and the kings troops could not fix it. The English civil war was parliament verses the king if you were wondering.
Quick note. Google will say that Humpty Dumpty was an insult which it was and the nursery rhyme was a metaphor which it probably was but the cannon called Humpty Dumpty did exist and did fall.
@@Not_creg thank you
Hi there hello just passing by from France to say hello and great work
Love you bye..
For the line "This little piggy went to market.", I'm sorry to reveal that the pig wasn't doing shopping at the market.
Crazy how all the first people in history to do anything look exactly like hit youtube sensation Ryan George🤔
What do you mean by "look exactly the same"? Are you Ryanist?
Genetics.
Are you insane?! One guy had an orange moustache!
i cant beleive you would say that they all look the same to you.
You must be the first guy in history who needs an optometrist....🤓
Writing rock a bye baby is TIGHT
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Edit: for some context the comment above originally said “S”, not what it says now
formerly “S”
You're first
Writing Rock-A-Of-Bye Baby is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
btw so everyone is aware, the comment was originally just “S”
I like how Ryan is keeping us up to date with his life via his sketches 😄
Our love for horror began with our nursery rhymes.
this channel delivers EVERY TIME
I was expecting one of them to modify it for the "and mommy will catch you, cradle and all"
Literally just brought my newborn son home from the hospital!!
Congratulations!
I love it when a little song about a possible succession crisis and conspiracy is an all-time baby lullaby
Ryan: Oh no! Seems like it's going to be hard to get that baby down from there.
Also Ryan: Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Then he did a backflip, snapped the baby's neck.... oops
@@88porpoiseand ruined everyone's day....
Uh, guys, it's a game. You hold the baby up high and rock it back and forth while you're singing the first parts, then when you get to "the cradle will fall" you slide them down on your arms into your chest. It's absolutely loved by the little ones because they get a little scared only to end up gently in a hug. 😅
Mild fear _is_ the best sleep aid
Yes, highly recommended by the Dahmer and Manson families. 😟
Getting frightened gives you an energy boost so that would be a nonsensical way to put them to sleep. Don't see why you'd want to scare a baby anyway.
@@Vaquix000 it's not really for putting to sleep per se but bonding and it's not nor for newborns or young infants, more appropriate for toddlers that have learnt about cause and effect and sequence of events. It's the anticipation of the buildup to the fall for the child, usually excitement rather than fear though it may be both. Also building trust they have in the parent. Such little games like this likely help a toddler/child feel safe to take 'risks' as they explore their environment, knowing a parent will be there to rescue them if things get too scary.
There was one nursery rhyme we got taught in middle school choir for some short of schools got talent tournament the districts where all doing. The nursery song was about a baby left on the porch of a orphanage when it was snowing and the baby was eventually buried in snow and no one came to the door because no one was home. We as a class didn't want to sing the song because it was obviously depressing and didn't think it was going to win us any awards for the school talents shows. The teacher didn't think we were right because we are but children and dont understand the appeals of the classic, and our ideas for alternative songs was not school appropriate. The three schools that won the top brackets each did a song of their choice. One school did Queen's bohemian rhapsody, second did Metallica, and third school did a Taylor Swift song for their choirs. Our school lost that we didn't even win a honorable mention.
You never realize how messed up nursery rhymes were until you actually read the lyrics out loud. Lol
That had me rolling, and rocking.
Now do "Hey, Diddle Diddle"
"Diddle Diddle? I already don't like the sound of that."
Ring around the rosie, pocket full of….
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. ☠️☄️
Im so early i watched Ryan George grow multiple kinds of different moustaches for this skit.
Nice moustache! It's very commanding and orange
“Isn’t it gonna be kind of hard to make an adorable song about a baby falling to its death?”
If anybody, Ryan George is the one who is Rock-a-bye Babying right now!
This video idea wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that you have a new baby at home, would it?
The perfect way to decide things.
The original Humpty Dumpty rhyme wasn't about an egg. Or even a person. "Humpty Dumpty" was a massive cannon used in the 1648 Siege of Colchester. When the wall it was sitting on was destroyed, the cannon fell and shattered to pieces. Despite the best efforts of all the King's men (and their horses) it proved impossible to put the cannon back together again.
Dude you make the world such a better place thanks for existing!
The return of the Frosty the Snowman format!! There are so many weird songs that you could do this for!