The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
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Any restaurant is a buffet if you have enough willpower and good lawyers.
This comment deserves more likes.
Or if you have enough money to buy everything on the menu, and have them set it all out on a long table in large quantities along with utensils and a clean plate
Just tell them your name is Karen and you can do literally whatever you want at any time, anywhere. Plus if someone films it you become instantly famous. So bonus...
Standing here.... I realizeeeeee...
You don't even need the good lawyers. In fact, it's better if you don't have them. Eat at the buffet then go to a room!
I love how Ryan makes every mundane thing sound like the weirdest shit imaginable.
Defamiliarization is what it's called btw :)
@@osheridan thanks google
@@osheridan Didn't know this was a thing hahaha Thanks man!
Because it's only mundane because we're so used to it.
buffets are the weirdest shit imaginable.... I am not a germaphobe, but grabbing the same ladle that 100 people had touched..... seriously....
edit: You CANNOT tell me that some of those people did not scratch their nose or lick off other food they accidentally slopped from the ladle before....
edit2: OMG I meant lick food off their fingers. Not the ladle. If I saw someone lick a ladle at a buffet, I would be in jail for the night!
As someone who works in the the events department of a hotel, I can confirm that it can be difficult to get any work done when you're obligated to make out with the kitchen staff every time you walk in there.
And thats why I trained as a chef
I can't stop laughing. I'm going to suffocate because of you
@@Andrew67911 to be fair that may be because of all the food from the buffet…
I am sorry, What?!
Those goddamned “kiss the chef” aprons!
I like how Ryan just explaining how things work in a very literal way can make anything no matter how simple sound far far weirder than you’d previously ever consider.
defamiliarization
That's because humans are complicated and weird
ikr. now that i think about it, i find myself confused as to how buffet owners make any money
Ryan’s channel is like a buffet, you can’t stop consuming the content, and end up watching 40 videos in one sitting.
That doesn't seem healthy.
I want to slop some Ryan into my brain!
But you don't feel sick at the end.
Popcorn it’s like popcorn
Buffets are designed so you get sick real fast so you don’t get a good value
Popcorn on the other hand is an empty stuff it in gif 5 straight hours kind of food that you dont get full from
@@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot I didnt come here to be healthy. I came to nut in warm vags and watch youtube until my eyes physically start to hurt. Cum at me, sis.
This is pretty much a sequel to the first guy to open a restaurant and I love it
It’s kind of a franchise with the Drive thru vid and Takeaway vid
No, there was delivery and drive thru before
Exactly what I came here to say. It's an expanded Universe!
@@tombstonerforever9374 well it's all part of the ryan cinematic universe.
besided mankinds greatest inventions they also make a lot of amazing movies!
IT'S ALL CONNECTED
"We cant have people going back there and making out with our kitchen staff."
The sudden confusion afterwards was just super funny
Agreed
Even the guy with the weird unreasonable buffet thing was caught off guard by that one
Ryan's formula one person doing something weird only for the other guy to do something differently weird, flipping around who the straight man is every few seconds, is comedy gold
Love how Ryan literally deeply described how life works while also questioning it.
That's basically his style of Comedy
some of it is stupid and some of it is good
@@raizenmazoku1519 his comedy style is questioning things in general, not just things about life. look at pitch meetings
@@tonyisnotdead Aren't movies just life but as videos?
@@tonyisnotdead It's the entire style of the "First Guy" series and we love it. Kind of the time traveling reporter series too.
The fact that Racist Guy's character arc in this 4 minute sketch is better than arcs in 99% of blockbusters lately physically hurts.
Wtf are you talking about? If you're gonna complain, at least say something valid.
Oh.. my... f*cking God. A heart from Ryan George. I'm not even overexaggerating, I've wanted you to notice one of my comments for so long. Thank you so much!
I was drawn to his story!
Start taking notes, Screenwriter Guy!
@@HMNCLunar Yeah yeah yeah!
"I'm trying to get sick today!" "Fire yourself!" LOL Hilarious and so well acted. These videos are getting better and they were already amazing. Thank you sir.
"It's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you."
I died laughing, best ads out there!
I work at a kitchen in a restaurant, and the amount off bread that has been on the floor is uncanny
The bread that hasn't been on the floor 😂
Is it just the bread or is all of the food regularly dropped on the floor? I’m not bothered by this but I’m just interested
I worked at a pizza place for over a year and there was tons of food that hit the floor but we never served the floor food, only the food that didn't hit the floor, if that's what you're asking
Do you guys make out on top of the bread that is on the floor?
@@ANARCHY.050 Of course! That tile floor is greasy and cold! The bread is warm and soft!
Ryan's little "oh I don't think I like it here" was adorably relatable.
Well, ya know, don’t be racist.😂
@@tefweebz You can be anything you want
@@sussusamogus9596 racists are mentally ill
@@sussusamogus9596 as long as you aren’t racist
If you are, I will steal your limbs
Nope That isn’t Ryan. that’s racist guy.
The comedy of Ryan George is hands-down the best thing I've discovered in the last couple of years. Makes me laugh every time
Racist guy disagrees and wants these Ryans gone.
@Irina have you come across Andrew Rousso?
Your life must be eventful 😂
It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience!
He makes me think of Daniel Thrasher for some reason
People in Ryanverse always make the most convincing arguments.
_"That's suspicious!"_
_"No it's not."_
_"Oh, ok!"_
02:09 "I don't think I like it here".
Sounds racist to me. 🤣🤣
Gotta appreciate that in the Ryanverse, everyone just doesn't feel like doing the thing that everyone else does
Everyone is so out of the box with their thinking I suspect the Ryanverse doesn't have any boxes or cubes in general.
@@Whitesquall123 It's more like 3D rounded squares.
When everyone is the same, you gotta try and be different somehow!
@@Whitesquall123 yeah yeah yeah, no cubes but all sorts of shapes. Even triangles of drinking stuff in the backyard
@@Whitesquall123 it's because nobody in the ryanverse has invented boxes yet (unless I missed that video or forgot a line that mentions a box)
You have a talent for making everyday things seem so bizarre
it is bizarre, he just points past the normalization of it all
@@rhyestripes6059 exactly.
I love how the waiter guy just has to mention how the bread was totally not dropped on the floor then totally not kicked under the fridge.
"...that's oddly specific."
One of the incredibly entertaining numerous aspects of Ryan's videos. He is "oddly specific" w/lots of things. And all of them are hilarious!😂
#oddlyspecific
I was having a bad day and truly forgot about it by the end of this.
Thank you Ryan!
Glad someone else sees how odd it is that buffets serve your drinks for you. Like, who decided that getting their own plates of food was easy but drew the line at getting a cup.
It's because alcohol is more expensive than anything on the menu and allowing anyone to just serve themselves from the tap would result in a lot of drunk people staying next to the barrel and not consuming much of anything else.
Making the buffet more expensive for everyone while scaring away everyone else who wanted food and not get piss drunk at 10am
@@terry_the_terrible what buffets do you go to that serves alcohol like its soda?
Pretty sure when people are saying "drinks" they mean fluid you can consume, possibly flavored and sweet, with maybe some bubbles that tickle your nose. Yeah, with little nose tickling bubbles.
Not the beverages that adults drink to forget.
But yet at fast food restaurants it's the opposite with the drinks lol
I don't know if they are still around (since the pandemic killed most of the buffet restaurants) but Old Country Buffet was the only place I had been where you also got your own drinks. And it worked like the plates, you left your old cup at the table and the staff collected them with the plates.
@@terry_the_terrible what buffet did you go to with alcohol? That's my kinda place. lol Bar style buffet with nothing but burgers, wings, cheese sticks etc and booze... all you can consume. lol
I like that these video “sequels” confirm that the previous ideas worked out. Like the restaurant one in this case.
Because it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Making a chaotic intro is tight
The Ryanverse is a magical place.
Did it take until today for you to realize that the restaurant thing did in fact take off?
This is the same guy from the drive thru vid too
One of the things I find funny about these "first guy" sketches is how intense and determined the guy with the new idea is. Then this video got me extra good when he was temporarily thrown off by the waiter being worried about people making out with the kitchen staff lmao
I work in kitchens and that a serious problem we have with guests
"You don't know where their hands have been."
"Well, neither do you."
Hilarious. I love that he thinks it's a dig on him that he doesn't know something.
Would also be interesting to see this unfold from the other side: How people would have reacted the first time they went to a buffet without really knowing what it was.
So we have to cook jessie?
We have to cook *everything*
All at once?
Alll at once
I feel like that would be very excessive
Well with this new system you don't need to worry about preparing any high level dishes, just make a whole bunch of cheap stuff really quickly.
Oh
Yeah, and then you can get like the rest of the day off because you don't need to make stuff whenever people come in, that's taken care of at the beginning of the shift.
That,seems like at prety sweet gig actually
Oh and you also don't need to worry about terrible customers with weird food demands like "A standard Umuricean helping of deepfrier usage"
Oh well holly shi-
@@assfucker6997 The last time I saw a buffet, a lady dropped a whole plate of food. There are still terrible customers at buffets. Ha ha
“What is all this? What am I supposed to do with it?”
“The Frickin’ Food Place” is a great restaurant name. “Try and feel sick today” as the motto
Now I'm hungry.
Yeah yeah yeah
“Ryan’s Frickin Food Place, where you can slop your own mashed potatoes and touch spoons other people have got their sweaty hands all over”
I unironically love buffets
You could serve frickin' chicken and maybe even frickin' frogs' legs
I would absolutely eat there.
Racist Guy’s slow realisation is probably the funniest bit
Your content is amazing my guy!! Even down to the unique ads! Wish you continued success!
Now go get some food for those cats! lol
Man paid $20:00 for this 😂 Ryan, where you at?
💀💀
I just discovered that Super Thanks is a thing, wow- thanks so much!
@@RyanGeorge Wow, wow, wow, wow... wow?
@@RyanGeorge Would you go so far as to say it was TIGHT?
The very specific description of the prison scene getting food slopped had me literally laughing out loud for some wierd reason.
I really hadn't realized how comon that scene is until I suddenly had like 7 deja vus from that description.
Right?! I had to pause it to laugh for a while. And act it out on my couch.
*common
@@alvallac2171 no one cares
It also works for first day of school cafeterias!
Every prison movie likes to demonstrate how tough they are by how messy they can serve mashed potatoes.
To be fair, a well kept buffet is amazing. I've worked as a chefs assistant before and the finess he had with his buffets was magical.
My dad took me to golden coral when I was a kid and while we were eating we saw someone grab a slice of cake with the spatula, lick it, and put it back. That kinda ruined it for me lol
@@Nunya111 I'm never going to a buffet again unless that man was arrested and put in a room.
To be fairrrrrrr!!!!!
You making .en hungry
@fudgepacker If the spoons are for separate tubs and nobody touches where you scoop food with, they should be fine to reuse.
2:46 OLD fishy
The way he said "wAYYYYY earlier today" finally got me 2:41
That was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Ryan could make "The first guy to buy socks" quality comedy.
You want to put them where??
Ryan as a prostitute?
Oh, socks, not sex. That's much bett-. No, I like my idea better.
First guy to wear socks/shoes would be good, I mean someone had to do it
"There should be a layer between the foot and the shoe...we decided"
I love how this entire concept just circles back around to eating at home but this time it's partly more prepared and partly less of a guilt trip
More like eatting at a friend or family members house. You serve yourself whatever you want and leave without having to do the dishes :p
Just don't order it from one of those delivery services.
If you're a great cook sure.
@@byronsenior6499 Or you order food delivery.
@@aj_style1745 I thought the implication of the comment was to dodge other people touching your food.
I love the fact he touched on the fact drinks somehow are not part of the buffet and still need a server to take orders and run drinks. Realistically you would think there would be a large table with drinks that got made in the morning waiting for people to take.
Ryan: “I want to eat tons of food and make myself feel ill” so funny but so true 😂😂😂
The heartbreak when you told the guy no you werent happy to see him. I felt that through the screen.
Love how he makes the ads funny too. Normally it would just be people just talking about how great the product is and reading the script given to them but he always makes them entertaining
@@jennab.7421 And it's not in the middle of the video.
For real. Ryan is one of the only 3 CZcamsrs that got me wanting to see their adds bit lol
@@doblove who're the other 2?
@@Pluto624 CinnamonToastKen and Tony Talks. They make adds clips very sporadically, tho.
@@doblove oh. I'll be sure to check them out. Anyone who can make an ad read entertaining MUST be great with other stuff also
"OLD FISHIE"
-Ryan George, 2023
I was kind of hoping we’d actually see the 1st buffet in action or practice and get another glimpse of food in the
Ryanverse 😂
The waiter's hesistance when he says the bread didn't fall on the floor is so subtle but it's there and it's hilarious
Hometown Buffet was the best thing ever when I was a kid. I loved piling my plate with a little bit of everything and then getting an unreasonably large cup of mixed ice creams and basically every topping. For a while kids even ate free, and then they changed it to kids eat at half price when too many families started eating there. Unfortunately the rent for places in the strip mall where it was located rose dramatically and they had to cut corners in order to keep making a profit but the lower quality food meant nobody ate there anymore and it eventually closed down. I think there's a bank there now.
Does the bank offer bread that definitely hasn't been on the floor?
I miss Hometown Buffet, I loved getting their Mac' & Cheese
@@Ciborium I'm gonna see if the person up front will let me into the back so I can make out with the employees
Hometown Buffet and Ponderosa were two places we'd always go, at Randall Park Mall, in Cleveland.
@@iClone316 I haven't thought of Ponderosa in years! I may never have remembered that
Edit: spelling
Ryan, I don't know if you will read this, but I don't know how to thank you enoug for all the amazing stuff you do. You're the best comedian on youtube, your sketches are top tier, something that I have to share with all my friends and relatives for the next generations!
1:14 I just lost it. I couldn't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:22 Lol fire yourself the most hilarious line I've ever heard
So you haven't heard.
"Your not allowed to do that I decided"
You should fire yourself, NOW
"I''m tryin to feel sick today" is so relatable to me when I go to a buffet lol. I eat until I hurt!
Based on the restaurant videos, this is how I see the timeline of events:
* Open a restaurant
* Open a buffet
* Order drive-through
* Order delivery
Basically it's an evolution of getting food as far away from the restaurant as possible.
If I'm not mistaken, in the drive through video one of the Ryans suggest that some guy could *deliver* the food to the parking lot
So delivery should be before drive-through
I’d love to see a „the first guy to ever have a cold“ episode with all the man flu symptoms
4:02 That reaction. Soo sad but perfect.
3:45 racist guy had a character development
Maybe the real racist was the friend who sat in the corner along the way.
Maybe the real racist was the friends we made along the way
Ryan's ability to portray hurt feelings is outstanding.
By far one of the most talented people on this platform. Thank you for your time and effort sir. 👍
I so want a restaurant greeter to say, "Welcome to the friggen food place," when I come in. Just once!
They would get just all of the tips.
Ryan never fails to astound me. He is a comedian genius. All of his videos are absolutely amazing.
He really is. Each character is perfect. The dialogue is hilarious.Ruan is a treasure.
Ruan? I think you mean Ryan
"I'm trying to feel sick today!" 🤣🤣🤣
How Ryan thinks of these and makes a perfect comedy skit out of it is amazing
I thought Ryan had died 😵 But he's BACK with a BUFFET of good stuff!
Just please don't snap my neck 😅
It would save the day tho
sounds like something the bad guy would say
@@torazely Saying things that a bad guy would say is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Making references to videos I like is tight.
Just watch out for anyone doing backflips.
"Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
"That's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you"
This is the reason I watch the ads.
"I WANNA GO TO THE KITCHEN."
Ryan's delivery is always so beautiful
I like how the sponsored segments are just as good and funny as the actual sketch
It’s weird how the more you specify something, the more suspicious it becomes, “This spaghetti is not made from my blood”
One of my favourite tropes to use in real life. Oddly specific denial. Or really just oddly specific qualification. "Do you want this hamburger that is legally considered fit for human consumption?"
*THAT’S* how *Jimmy Buffet* was invented!! 😳
Ha found you
Looks like you’re not hidden
Wow, these sponsors must be lined up around the block. To use his talent that drives the channel to also drive the ads is such a bonus for sponsors. Who else can offer that. Genius.
I’m half Irish half English, but I have family in Virginia and North Carolina, I LOVE Golden Corral, I’m not a big eater but I like being able to eat a bit of whatever I want, I went on my own one day when I was sad and a lovely black lady invited me to sit with her family when she saw I was metaphorically lost, also convinced me to try Macaroni cheese, it was lovely ❤,and it was my favourite memory of the whole trip, if you ever read this Ruthie, it was an amazing day that I will never forget
This has gotta be his most random vid in forever 😂
"U want some bread what didn't fall on the floor?"
"Don't go in the kitchen cause we don't want u making out with the staff"
"See, racist guy agrees with me!"
"Yeah, no ethnic food!! Oh maybe I am racist"
If you think this is random you must be new to Ryan's sketches.
That sort of back and forth happens in most of these sketches. That's what makes them so great lol
@@jeromevaleska2014 I've been watching for years. It's just lately they haven't been as random as this
@@SpideyWarsStudios The First Guy To Be a Bullfighter
"You can't just piss me off and stab me!"
The First Guy To Drink Milk
"Give me some of that spoiled cow boob juice! Let me chew on it!"
Your Brain When You Have A Deadline
"Wow, that was deep, you just blew me!"
Dunno man, just my opinion.
Totally agree, more random than his usual random!
Discovering this channel is like walking into an all you can eat buffet
...and watching videos until I feel sick.
@@Ciborium and then taking a few minutes and continuing on
This actually made me consider so many things about a buffet to the point where I'm anxious
4:04 That hurt feelings expression! Magnificent!
I worked at a buffet in Leonard Texas and this is 100% accurate. To make money on a buffet you have to reuse as much as possible. That goes for all the veggies all the old rolls are saved for a week or two to make bread pudding, old gravy is turned into alfredo sauce a very horrible horrible version of alfredo sauce.
The worst though was every Friday we had a seafood buffet that we had some old shrimp from the week before cocktail shrimp and the owner had me label it fish bait. We ran out of regular cocktail shrimp she made me go get it soak it in lemon juice before we put it out and it smelt rank.
Bruh why did 2:02 catch me off guard so bad. I literally cracked up 😂😂😂
“Yeah No Ethnic Food! Oh Maybe I Am Racist.”
@@glyphicgames7591😂😂😂😂
3:46-3:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can we take a mintue and talk about how polite and patient the waiter is
3:37
Wait he just signed “thank you” in BSL!
god damn I loved the face Ryan made after saying "it's a wallet and I'm not happy to see you"
Which Ryan?
@@jelita_ Ryan George
@@jelita_ You know, the one with the face.
@@liamwalsh4008 ;-)
I love how you alternate the videos between having the guy with the idea being the instigator or the one forcing it on other people. Like, with these business related ones, where the idea comes from the business owner or the customer demanding something obnoxious. Both approaches are really fun, and I bet in the reverse opposite bizarro upside down mirror dimension there's a set of sketches that are the exact inverse of what you went with that are just as funny. So, if you ever end up having writer's block some time, don't be afraid to build a sideways time machine and hop over there to steal a sketch where the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it guy forces the concept of a buffet down the throats of their probably racist customers. I feel like that's not a big ask.
And it would be super easy …
This is by far one of my favorite CZcams channels. The videos are freaking hilarious and the comments are fantastic.
i'm always caught off guard how funny these are, great work
The videos on your personal channel are like pitch meetings but instead of movies it's everyday things that nobody really thinks about! I love it!
“I’m trying to feel sick today” is genius lol
This is just MY type of comedy! Ryan George just doesn't miss!! Even his ads are side-splitting to me 😆🤣😂
Ryan I love you. All your videos make me happy. Keep making those things
I love bread that definitely didn’t fall on the floor
“Hi there hello”
*Never gets old*
Video idea: First Guy To Ever Pirate A Movie
I love how Ryan is able to make even ads hilarious and interesting. I feel like he must take notes from Aof Noppharnach(Thai director known for incorporating ads into his shows in a way that feels natural and entertaining and not like a commercial break just started in the middle of the show using the same characters)
I love Ryan's portrayal of the general confusion of life: "I'm not -- I don't think I like it here." LOL!
Racist guys character arc was very intense.
That was hilarious, thanks. You packed so much into this video! You clearly have wpm's of mass discussion.
it really seems like ryan has notebooks of characters laying around. the ryanverse is expansive
I’ve barely started watching but I can already tell this is gonna be great
i want to live in a world where i’m allowed to buy bread from the floor at a restaurant
You already do.
Legit the only channel I'm excited to actually watch the sponsored content it makes.
Great video as always, happy to see you!
“im not happy to see u”😂😂 that face expression 😅
Ryan's videos are the only ones where I fully stop what I'm doing and watch. I don't do anything else and multitask because there is so much humor loaded into every video and I don't want to miss a thing!
The ad on this one was even funnier than the skit, and that's saying something.
@@dancrane3807 facts tho
Cue Aerosmith - I dont want to miss athing
This is the only channel on You Tube where I look forward to watching an ad at the end 😂
I’m going to Pizza Ranch right now.
The subtitles at 1:19 😭
Oh gosh no…
Bwahahaaaaaa
😏
That guy is really straight forward.
This is one of his best! The SLOP on the plate is literally killing me 😆😆
How can you make the most mundane stuff this interesting? Love you man!