The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
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Hi
Hi
How about *no*
Yes
Ok
"I haven't spoken in a while".... problem solved!
This is the type of humor I subscribe for!
First verified comment I’ve ever seen under 100 likes
I laughed out loud way to hard at that line and my family looked at me like I was a psycho.
@@F0g1sC0ming same. It’s weird
We all have that One friend
"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes." I felt that.
I think in 2020/2021 we ALL are feeling that!
I'm in a chair while reading this
I was gonna get out of my chair, but then I saw this video, so...
Beds too
On the contrary, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Guy: "So you've got a pizza for me?"
Delivery guy: "Yes sir, I do."
Oww, pizza's are TIGHT!
This needs more likes!
This is great
But I am afraid that its not the one you wanted...
So, what you are telling is that it's the wrong one?
YeahyeahYeah
Woops
Woopsie
“Why is my order wrong”
“Because!”
“That works!”
"I haven't spoken in a while."
I feel ashamed that this stupid meta joke broke me hard.
Hi Shady! Didn’t expect to see you here
Oh bless your heart, he does that to all of us on a regular basis.
talk to your plants, they grow better
It was prob cause it was hard to get all the stuff like spatchulla hat and background
Loved that one myself
"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me and my worst and the he leaves." 😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead.
Especially because he's not wearing pants. 😂😂
lmao yea that got me too
“I haven’t spoken in a while” that was such a stupid joke but such a good one
Don't insult the joke please, it was an award winning joke.
@@santishorts they don't give awards for that I think.
@@soniceinstein7762 I must have misheard them then.
Personally thought "Let's play ball" topped it.
I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)
“This guy is making all kind of compromises.”
-Chef Ryan
"I haven't spoken in a while."
Chef Ryan
That was the most relatable character ive ever seen.
"This guy is out here making all kinds of compromises."*
In that case let's not be too careful about remembering to put in all his food or individually wrapped condiments.
Making compromises is TIGHT!
"I haven't spoken for a while"
Great line.
"I haven't spoken in a while."
- Me in every conversation
Perfectly describes most of the meetings I was in today
Sometimes that's all you got when the topic shifts before you're allowed in.
That’s sad. Speak up. You have interesting things to say.
That part really cracked me up for some reason haha
that was my favorite part
“Our concept doesn’t match with your request”
Why does that feel like that’s applicable to much of my life
True fits my life too
Thats basically life for the 99% 😅
I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)
That's the concept of school.....Educating but *Not educating*
I want a milkshake
"This is bakers square. We don't have milkshakes."
You have milk and ice cream do you have a blender?
".....we have a blender yeah but"
Ok then I want a milkshake.
"Our concept doesn't match with your request"
"He's going to see me at my worst" is the best line I've ever heard.
Said so nonchalantly… it’s all about the delivery
"These extreme levels of convenience can be a slippery slope for you." "I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
Ryan you have just verbally assaulted well over 95% of your viewers, I'm calling the authorities.
They will put Ryan in a room.
Actually it's gonna be super easy a major convenience!
"This guy's kind of my hero."
Yes, you are Ryan George, yes, you are.
Which one?
Yes, he is Ryan George, yes he is.
English is stupid like why does there have to be that many commas in that sentence? Also there's supposed to be a comma before Ryan George, right? That's 4 freaking commas which is half the damn word count
@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 I feel like that doesn't have anything to do with English specifically, nor does it even mean anything about it's quality. I'm not saying English is the best, but this argument is invalid.
@@senboy9002 Well English has lots of dumb grammar rules that are broken a lot
"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves"
How dare you.
We all felt that.
It is extremely accurate
I always order take out. I don't want people seeing me at my worst. I don't even want people in my yard. Yeah I'm one of those get off my lawn type of guys. He didn't mention takeout in this video. It's like the worst of both worlds. You get the soggy food and lack of experience of the restaurants but still have to put on pants.
I felt attacked 😂
I can see that you haven't swept your floors in quite a while. But here's your food, and I'm out of here.
I like how Chef Ryan’s first line makes him seem like the only “normal” acting person in the Ryanverse but he quickly shifts into the usual speech patterns.
I mean, he did say “Food place.”
"Is the food here? Yeah the food is here, what are you even asking me?" After working as a server/cook for a decade I really felt that line. You get asked some of the stupidest questions when you are working on a line.
Waiters too. Pizza Hut only had bud and bud light. That was the entire list of beers they had back in 1990. Can’t tell you how many times I got asked for something else after reciting that huge list of beers available. Customer: what beers do you have. Me: bud and bud light. Customer: can I get a coors?
Ryan really wore the same shirt from his "the first guy to ever open a restaurant" sketch. The ryanverse has better continuity than some film series.
Oo nga
Nice observation
@@angelolagman4573 Filipino??
@@GreatTasteMurder yesyes how bout u? Oh being a filipino is toight
@@angelolagman4573 I'm pinoy too and it's easy barely an inconvenience
“I’m not doing ANYTHING today I decided.”
“This guy is my hero.”
I feel you chef, I feel you.
same
You had me at “I feel you chef, I feel you.”
Actually could someone explain that joke to me?
@@shaunjimbangan1166 a lot of the things the customer wanted actually made it easier for the restaurant. They didn’t have to wash dishes and they didn’t have to have a guy hang around the house refilling water
@@kabookle8995 oh
When the chef said "this guy's my hero" when he realized he wouldn't be able to complain about the food, I totally get it, I'm a chef and let me tell ya, the pandemic made my job so much easier, or at least less stressful. We're still busy but its all take out and I haven't had to remake anything for months lol.
this whole thing is such a foreign concept for me. I grew up in Europe and even though I have been living in US for the last 12 years, I still don't send the food back. It's just a risk you take when someone cooks for you. At home in Poland my food was returned once, when there was a fried wasp in my french fries. And even that was pushed by my mom, since I was like 8 and would have just taken the wasp out and eat the thing. So yeah.
Seriously I've never returned something and asked for a re-do.
Closest is I got someone else's stuff. How common is it to re-make a 2nd one???
@@horace6851 What? Your mom fed you a wasp? And you ate it?
@@allflying3 no, we were at the restaurant and the wasp was within the fries. If my mom didn't notice I would just throw it away and keep eating the fries. Because she noticed, she sent the whole thing back and I got a fresh meal without the wasp. I was 8 at the time so don't judge too much :)
@@fvb7 I mean, if you order a meal and it comes out just *wrong* that's a mistake. If you order steak and you get pork chops, that's something I'd at least want to make sure "Hey make sure I'm being charged correctly? But I guess I'll eat this" but I think that's reasonable to ask for the steak you ordered.
If its an allergy/religious reason your food is wrong, you DEFINITELY need that fixed.
"So let's play ball"
"Yeah, what are you thinking, like at the park this weekend?"
I love how the people in the Ryanverse will just instantly do random things strangers ask them to do
I want to believe Ryan made this skit solely to make that misheard award winning ears joke
That ears joke was indeed award winning.
@@JasonArmond They don’t give out awards for ear jokes either.
@@almaji666 that's an award winning comment out there
@@foxes321 I think you miscommented that
I'm stupid and i don't get the joke can someone help me?
“My ears are award-winning”
“They don’t give out awards for hearing”
“Then I think I might have misheard them”
@@26mic Not asking for nun? Would a priest work instead?
I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that part 😂
@@26mic Nobody likes it when someone shamelessly steals a top comment to advertise their channel like you're doing. Just saying it's annoying and impolite.
Feel free to start your own comment thread in a respectful manner, but I'd advise against these sorts of shameless plugs.
However you don't have to listen to me, and this is just me letting you know how most people feel about what you're doing. So, do what you will.
@@DefinitelyAPotato Or maybe a bishop?
Yes I watched the video
"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
Why is this so true?
The funny thing is in Korea, we are able to get reusable plates, bowls, etc and the delivery guy comes back sometime later and picks up all the dishes he delivered.
@@ML0694 We can just put the dishes outside the door, so I don't see them come back. It's probably done when they deliver food to a neighbor in the building so it's not a wasted trip.
First guy to hug someone:
“I’m gonna wrap my arms around you”
“What why?”
“To make you feel better”
“Why would that make me feel better?”
“I don’t know”
“Fair enough”
That'd be fun to green screen.
Wowwowwowwow...wow
"Woah, your arms is wrapping me TIGHT"
"Why would that make me feel better?"
"Listen, I'm going to need you to get aaaaall the way off my back on this one."
"Okay, let me get off of that thing... Okay now you get off of my back."
"No."
I'm gonna squeeze the bad feelings out of you, but try not to squeeze the life out of you, okay?
That sounds dangerous, can we have a safe signal?
Sure just tap me on my back if it hurts or y'know, gets weird.
"I haven't spoken in a while."
- my introvert ass every couple of days
Yes
Ok that was good lol
Same
That is why I leave comments
@@Rwededyet Same.
2:36 "I haven't spoken in a while"...the GENIUS of Ryan George!!🤣🤣
I like how Ryan calls attention when a scene has three people and sometimes you have to unnaturally split the dialogue between those people just to keep all three engaged in the scene, thus "I haven't spoken in a while".
"I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
I'm feeling so attacked right now
Same!
i feel more connected to the "yeah, i am ok with that" part :D
Right? OUCH.
That hit me
same
"Okay, Let's play ball"
"Hows this weekend?"
Great gag.
@dolita windo u had to ruin the joke.
Quotes don't work as well if they're not direct quotes.
70 - 1 = 69
Hows
That joke made me smile
I've been a delivery driver for years. "This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" is just such a fantastic way to describe the doorway experience of delivering. 🤣
First thing that comes to mind is a couple months ago when I delivered two pizzas and some breadsticks to a dude who was watching the South Park movie naked at like 1 a.m.
If COVID brought one “hallelujah” our way~ it was contactless delivery 😂 no more pantless chaos for poor delivery drivers.
Those were greaaaat breadsticks. 👍
1:37 Just a random side note like "Yo, btw, you wanna meet to play some ball later?"
"Our concept doesn’t seem compatible with your request”
Laws of Ryan Universe: The guy with the fiercer moustache must win here, I decided.
cueing obligatory: "winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT" comment.
winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT!!
@@Horn_And_Halo dang it, you beat me to it
@@SRP3572 :)
Fair enough.
"I haven't spoken in a while."
Way to remind us you're all still here, buddy.
Neither have I Chef person, neither have I
I think my social life would improve if I legitimately did that.
I like to do the same thing when I’m around women. “I haven’t done the sex in a while.”
Just figured they need to know.
I bursted out in laughter with that line, definitely laughed more than I should have. It was just so unexpected.
I'm going to start using this at parties.
3:54 just calling me out huh
LoL
Because I want to pay $37.50 for a $10.89 fast food meal that's been sitting in a bag for 22 minutes.
"This guy sees a small section of my house, sees me at my worst and leaves"
I'm really starting to feel bad for what those poor guys have to see on the daily
Unless they don't give a shit.
Yeah, from a family member who did food delivery and went on to be a paramedic: it was useful _'horror desensitization training'_ and food delivery somehow had more crying involved. 😏
I delivered pizza one time and this big fat guy propositioned me.
I used to deliver pizzas a long time ago. A good tip makes us forget about everything else.
Trust me, we have gotten desensitized.
Ryan George. A guy who can play the entire cast of Endgame
Now I want to see that
@@26mic cool I'll sub
We need all the Ryan's to show up for the Ryan cinematic universe endgame
I wanna see that please
@@Natalie-101 Yes ok we all do yes
2:36 "I haven't spoken in awhile!"
I feel that.
"To get the food you have to come here, that's the rules."
"Screw the rules, I have money."
"This guy out here making all kinds of compromises"
I feel personally attacked 😂
Didn't compromise the convenience!
Only if compromise is a bad thing.
“Counter offer, what if we meet half way?” The way Ryan so simply and consistently denies the spirit of what’s being asked is truly hilarious.
It's also a brilliant play on words as that might mean to literally set up a counter to serve him.
That's a Québec thing, it's in our DNA over here 😅
The chef is a masterpiece of a character. A Mona Lisa of our era. Truly incredible.
this “I decided” always makes me smile😀
It makes my smile as well I decided
“They don’t give awards for hearing.”
“Well then I suppose I might have misheard them.”
Brilliant!
(1:21)
I don't get it...
@@Domihork neither do i
Explain
Someone
Pls mom won’t answer her phone so explain
"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes"
"
And my ears are award winning"
"Let's play ball" "Where, the park, this weekend" "yeah sounds good"
"I think this guys my hero"
Tell me he's is not the best CZcamsr. Tell me with a straight face.
Can't do that, man. Can't lie like that. Ryan deserves pewdiepie money. Pewds is a good guy, but Ryan brings joy. Pure joy. The beautiful bastard gave us an entire universe. Screen Rant should have a Jerry Maguire -type attack of conscience, and give him ownership of the Pitch Meeting IP. But they won't, because without him their channel is irrelevant.
Yeah I’ve tried🤣
Dude the Chef character in this sketch had me in stitches. He was awesome.
Well I can since I am wearing a 😷
Dave my man! You just earned yourself a sub
"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money"
Damn. I felt that
“I haven’t spoken in a while”
“Wow this guy is kinda crazy”
Host: "so what will you like to order?"
Ryan: "sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it please"
I was waiting for "a sandwich with a pretty bid pickle on it" to be mentioned during the video. I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't. Seems like a missed opportunity.
Why would anyone order that?Delivery is for food you can't make
@@naamadossantossilva4736 It's another of Ryan's skits. ;)
there should be frequent cross-references to other videos I decided
@@unkledoda420 disappointing, it did didn't it
"I haven't spoken in a while" was my favorite bit
Let's all take a moment to thank this guy for reinforcing our laziness. We owe him so much
I'll have A.I. thank him for me.😏
“So you’re telling me you’ll pay us money to bring our soggy food to your house in styrofoam containers?”
“Yes sir”
“Wow wow wow wow wow...wow”
"Oh, soggy vegetables are tight!"
People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in cryptocurrency
@@jasonburton7257 I agree with your opinion man, generally I sheet look out for it to dumb so i can purchase dime me truly I believe it has come to stay
@@Mopsey I wanted to say that styrofoam containers are tight, which kinda would have made more sense...but I’ll quickly get all off your back about this, I decided, to cause barely an inconvenience, sir.
Cryptocurrency trading right now will be at every wise individuals list. In few minutes you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today
I love how Ryan's entire career is just proving how everything is stupid.
Now I would love to see "The first guy to do math".
Yeah, and he does it in such a great way of comedic realism!
@@K4inan so i did a thing
oh?
ya i took the number one and added it to another number one and it gave me the number two
why didnt you just count to two? n what is this "ad" isnt that those things on tv that interrupt shows?
no that ad im talking about add 2 Ds
Not really stupid. Just making normal things funny. Don’t take that food delivery is stupid from this video.
@@Dlahusen1 it’s not but it’s funny the way he makes it sound stupid. It’s like looking at humanity through an alien perspective.
Do “the first guy to ever cook” like, “I threw some food in this metal hot bowl and it will mix and make something good”
This was hilarious omg a bunch of little jokes that landed perfectly 😂
Ryan george has like the most unique comedy style and its so good.
Literal humor, puns, random humor... this guy's so good!
I feel like Joel Haver has an even more unique style, but Ryan delivers it more unique
I am okay with that 👌🙂
Ryan George's Evolution
I make skits! Although I wouldn't say that I have a "unique" style (For example, if you look at a lot of my videos especially my early ones that they're inspired by other CZcamsrs) I would appreciate it if y'all would check them out! Thanks! :)
"Is the food here? Yes, the food is here, why are you even asking?"
Honestly, I'm sure that Chefs respond with, "Why are you even asking me that?" A lot whenever they get asked dumb questions... Thankfully most people know not to ask dumb questions (sweeps waiter into closet full of bodies) Ahem, most.
*what are you even asking me
The actual line is better than your quote. It's much more condescending. Your comment was even edited but you didn't bother to fact check
I love how they agreed to play soccer later. It's cute
When the food place guy asked if they got the order wrong, Ryan should have said “yeah then I’ll call you back and ask for a refund, plus maybe my next order free.” “Yeah I guess that’s fair.” “That being said, I’ll probably say the order was wrong even if it wasn’t just so the order will become free!” “Wait, what?”
"Right chef?" "Yeah the food is here. What are you even asking me?" Chefs in a nutshell. Totally relatable from an expoditer
Lmao relatable from a chef 😂
I hate when expo ask where something is at. It’s either in the fryer cooking where I have no control over. Or it’s in my hand ready to give to them. Lol
Mark of a good expo: look first, then ask lol
expeditor!
"I haven't spoken in a while"
Fact: The line which he might only have written just to fill the gap and maintain continuity as a writer, is the most rated punch line of the sketch.
Overrated? Underrated? Most rated by number of people?
@@zooning-6843 Well I know I'd rate it a 7/10
@@stevenfriedman2902 with rice
@@zooning-6843 I meant most liked punch line of the sketch
How do you know?
The chef the whole time was just the manifestation of slow internet. No wonder I’ve been waiting for my food for the last hour
On Dragons Den (Shark Tank) in the UK, someone went in with the Just Eats concept. When they turned them down it was pretty much like this. I remember one of them saying "But you get leaflets for local takeaways at your home and you can just call them on the phone". They couldn't understand why people would use a website to order let alone one with all the local take aways on it.
Little did they know that using a phone as a phone that you talk to people on would become less and less a thing.
Chef: 'Understandable. 'Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes.'
Phone guy: Yeah yeah yeah, chairs are TIGHT.'
(I had to.)
Take my like, because, true, someone had to take a bullet on that joke. Well played, sir!
If the chair sports arms and he keeps eating takeout junk...yeah, that chair is eventually going to be 'tight'.
Wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.
😂i missed the joke
whoopss
Waiter guy: We have the food here you have to come here to eat.
Phone guy: That's going to be super hard, very much an inconvenience.
"I think this could be a frequent unhealthy and expensive habit that could make it hard for you to save money."
I was eating my delivery while watching why you gotta attack me like that
My ears are burning.
(also Dominoes LITERALLY just arrived as I was watching this video)
Was it steamy and soggy?
@@SRP3572 well it was soup so... yeah I guess
I love how the guy ordering food is wearing a hat, two shirts, no pants, and is going to answer the door that way.
I can literally see Ryan writing the script and just going like "Huh, the chef hasn't spoken for a while.."
Funny number of likes. I like the comment but I dont want to change it lol
King of sarcasm. ,he needs to be on tv
That “handfuls of food” gesture and facial expression was perfect 😂
The Counter offer is meeting half-way. Imagine that, Pulling up in a parkling lot and setting up a table there
Arranging food rendez-vous points as if they were a drug deal is TIGHT
So like, a food truck.
@@Simonporter89
Doesn't help that I meeting the delivery person in a dark alley and going "you got the stuff?"
@@MrElionor yeah got you the good stuff Chinese red dragon take out.
There goes the convenience, whoopsie.
2:35 ‘I haven’t spoken in a while’
-A chef which is not in any way related to Ryan George, 2021
2:27 How could you give up on that? Someone asking if everything is alright every time your mouth is full is a must do.
Ryan is a bro so puts the ads at the end but I also love him so much I sit and watch them all anyway, plus they're amusing and like lil extra content 😁
Other youtubers: One comedy sketch per video
Can anyone do two comedy sketches per video?
Ryan George: Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Making two comedy sketches per video is tight
@@mafiachichimeca9563 Awwwww that was gonna be my comment lol
Ayo Daniel thrasher does it too
Daniel Thrasher makes two in a video
"Doesnt daniel thrasher do that?"
"You'll have to get way offa my back about that"
“Little squirty packs?” Haha!
"this guys kinda my hero" thanks 👍
"This guy's kinda my hero!"
The catharsis I felt on that line might have been too much, if it weren't for the fact that people totally _do_ just call back and demand free food next time even if the mistake was their fault
"this guy's out here making ALL KINDS of compromises" story of my life
I love how evety line in this skit is quoted as a great joke
"My ears are award-winning." 😂 I have to hope that your food wins awards, too, I've decided.
“This guy’s kinda my hero.” Completely broke me up. Outstanding work as usual Ryan.
Excellent work indeed.
Chef: "You're my hero"
You're mine as well. If it weren't for this lazy man, the world would have been a whole lot different
4:01 - 4:06 Basically every Toys-to-life video game.
Cook: my ears are award winnings.
Owner: I don’t think they give awards for hearing.
Cook: then I guess I must have misheard them.
Lmfao simply genius
"This guy is kind of my hero" - True, everyone who do a service job like this when the customer said that.
"I feel like this could develop into an expensive and frequent habit that could make it hard for you to save any money!"
".... Yeah I'm okay with that."
"Alright let's do it!"
His endings on these skits just slay me on laughter....
2:34 and now they just drop the food off and NEVER see us at our worst LOL 😂😂😂😂
Ryan,... son... I love you! This was great and loved the end - buuuuuuut....
You CLEARLY have never lived Urban life, where food delivery was around since before your Pop Pop was a gleam in his Pop Pop's eye! That's so cute...
You forgot the part where the delivery guy brings you food and says “enjoy the food” and then you say “you too” and you guys stand there awkwardly for a few minutes
And then he goes "I already have."
@@elias.t And then you leave a 1 star review on the restaurant, and report the employee for eating the food...
a few minutes?!
Wait wait wait... the Pizza Delivery Guy isn't supposed to eat the Pizza with me?
?
Chef: “I haven’t spoken in a while!” 😂😂
The slippery slope part hit home, now i have to re-think my life.
'When a habit starts costing money, it becomes a hobby' was my quote of the day today. I wonder if the universe is telling me something?
Me eating food delivery while watching this video: "I should be offended but honestly I'm too lazy to care." *nom nom nom*
Wait, I have a clone?
Being too lazy to care is TIGHT!
@@UncleTimTheHermit My clothes sure are tight.
I just finished eating takeout and this was the first thing in my suggestions.
Same!!
"I'm okay with that." The slogan for compromise (or being compromised). Brilliant!
Slogan that did for the Human Race.
Never before has a video so thoroughly and brutally torn into what I can say without a doubt is my greatest vice... and I loved every second of it.
These have so many jokes per second you need to really rewatch over and over again ❤️
Me: *Walks up to host in a restaurant.
Host: "Hi, welcome. Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, thanks. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5, please."
Internet humor is ridiculously funny lmao. What does a host even say to that?
“ we don’t have any tables available right now , sir or ma’am “
“ that’s fine, carpet for 5 please”
Host “ 😳”
Lmfao
I'm actually here for food, and not tables. I'd go to the table store if I wanted tables.
"I think it could develop into a frequent unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money."
OOF boy did that hit home.
"I Haven't spoken in a while."
Oh no... they're becoming aware!