The Worst Pranks Ever (Troom Troom Reaction)

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  • čas přidán 20. 01. 2018
  • Alright guys buckle up and get ready to cringe it's time to watch the worst prank videos known to man. Troom Troom is gonna teach us how to ruin all our relationships in this fun and exciting video!
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  • @Coolhandkelpy
    @Coolhandkelpy Před 4 lety +14563

    The best thing about revisiting old Danny vids is when the audio cuts at the end of the video and suddenly you’re assaulted with the most aggressive rendition of Farmer in the Dell

    • @ythaenagor
      @ythaenagor Před 4 lety +492

      yea why does that happen lmao

    • @Coolhandkelpy
      @Coolhandkelpy Před 4 lety +1488

      Ethanagor S-D at some point the song he used to use for outros was getting claimed, so he just put that terrible, free-use music over it for every one of his videos

    • @rodgertaubsr7567
      @rodgertaubsr7567 Před 4 lety +60

      So true lol

    • @MrAnthonyIII
      @MrAnthonyIII Před 4 lety +204

      So that's what that song's called

    • @k0re673
      @k0re673 Před 4 lety +171

      I had wondered why he did that.

  • @i.c.r9473
    @i.c.r9473 Před 4 lety +2188

    Leave him Sweetie, anyone who bites into a muffin like that is a psychopath

  • @mskelton07
    @mskelton07 Před rokem +610

    7:39 “that’s not a prank, it’s a crime” certainly aged well.

    • @amdete8254
      @amdete8254 Před rokem +6

      How

    • @ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT
      @ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT Před rokem +16

      These are not pranks, these are crimes

    • @slickmania5614
      @slickmania5614 Před 11 měsíci +25

      When you see criminals doing "pranks" on TikTok

    • @joannemcilraith8003
      @joannemcilraith8003 Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@amdete8254oh they made a prank that is 2 year prisons sentance

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming Před 8 měsíci

      wait Troom Troom did? I thought this was just talking about most tiktok pranksters, and how (if they where real) they are literally just doing crimes@@joannemcilraith8003

  • @Checkmate___
    @Checkmate___ Před rokem +329

    I'm pretty sure the "white gooash" is gouache, which is a type of paint, dunno why they couldn't just say paint tho. And yes, gouache is washable

    • @salemkitty5786
      @salemkitty5786 Před rokem +18

      They probably specified gouache because it’s washable lol

    • @littleanswers1370
      @littleanswers1370 Před rokem +12

      Maybe because acyclic paint is hard to wash but gouache is very pigmented like acyclic but is washable so after the prank he can wash it off

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon Před měsícem +4

      Also, I think it’s pronounced “GW-AHHH-SH” to rhyme with the English-language word “WASH” in any accent (English, U.S., Welsh, New Zealand, wash is pretty much the same across all of them), and I think I’m in a position to know: my aunt and uncle owned a popular, arguably pioneering art supply store (back in the pre-chain, pre-Blick days), and I worked there many summers, plus I paint, so I’ve heard the word gouache a lot. As a medium it’s maybe less known to the layperson than acrylics, watercolors, and oils, and even among artists it’s a little uncommon, with artists who try it either loving it or hating it … but I’d argue it’s a pretty fun medium. Basically it’s paint, like a thick and opaque watercolor. In other words, it’s water-based, and employs natural pigments, but unlike watercolors it’s thickened with an agent such as gum arabic. It’s neat in that you can re-wet it to fix mistakes, and the colors can be really vibrant, but it can also get frustratingly muddy as you rework it, and bright colors are hard to capture - so a vibrant ocean on a sunny day is easy, a bright neon sign is hard. Most frustratingly, gouache’s tone changes slightly when it dries, and it can crack. I’ve been painting and repainting an ex-girlfriend from memory for 34 years now across different media (and sculpting her, which is easily the most painful) and I’ve learned not to ever use gouache, because I adored her soft, graceful, warm skin-tone, but I can never quite *see* it in gouache, not exactly how in real life it lanced through my heart, so I’ve wound up putting a foot or a fist through, oh, easily eighty canvases in frustration and/or grief. And now I’ve told everyone way more than they needed to know, but it was her birthday 34 days ago and this is always a rough time of year for me, checking the post office box, thinking she’ll send me a thirty-page letter expressing all her love and regret - I need to get the grief out somehow and no one’s going to read this, so here it is, nyah nyah! But yeah, if you got to the end of this: GWASH, like wash. You’re welcome.

    • @fortunamajor7239
      @fortunamajor7239 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@danopticon danny's content really reaches all ages huh !

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon Před měsícem

      @@fortunamajor7239 - I remain young at heart? :-)
      (Also, I pretend this is research - I also write, but currently my youngest friends are 38 and 39? and I think I like it that way? so this channel helps with learning slang and references and cadences from a distance … but honestly, I just get a kick out of it. I “fuck with it,” did I get that right?)

  • @zombiemangosuit4348
    @zombiemangosuit4348 Před 5 lety +1662

    Thanos: I’m inevitable
    Troomtroom: I’m inedible

  • @CK_limbo
    @CK_limbo Před 3 lety +4878

    “HEY MA! THE CHIPS ARE THROWIN A FUKIN ‘OUSE WARMING PARTY AGAIN!”

    • @neonnblackk
      @neonnblackk Před 3 lety +30

      Lol

    • @muazbinsaleh272
      @muazbinsaleh272 Před 3 lety +49

      Why is it so funnyyyy😂😂

    • @Adele-195
      @Adele-195 Před 3 lety +63

      @@sipp3880 I read it with a New Jersey accent

    • @sipp3880
      @sipp3880 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Adele-195 one word, YES

    • @starluverr
      @starluverr Před 3 lety +23

      @@Adele-195 i read it in an Australian accent

  • @NuvyHotnogger
    @NuvyHotnogger Před 2 měsíci +32

    This was 6 years ago, time sure flies. You're a good greg

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 Před měsícem +1

      im watching a youtube mix of all his videos because im a chronic rewatcher, and i went from one of his more recent videos to this and it felt like getting dunked in an ice bath

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 Před 3 měsíci +32

    I love that Danny’s ‘mispronunciation’ of gouache paint is just Waluigi saying gouache properly

  • @bean5509
    @bean5509 Před 4 lety +7290

    Here’s a prank. Switch her dog for a rabbid wolf. She won’t know the difference! Wow! Ghastly!

  • @randomshorts2555
    @randomshorts2555 Před 4 lety +8504

    Here’s a prank: cover his pillow in chloroform and he won’t wake up

  • @NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz

    This was my first ever video that I saw from Danny and I have to say that it does not disappoint. A pretty solid introduction to the channel and you have the absolute gem of a quote “where the fuck do you get a little cactus?”

  • @randomrobvidsvr
    @randomrobvidsvr Před rokem +420

    They literally called a laptop a “notebook”💀💀💀

    • @leoisdumb3508
      @leoisdumb3508 Před rokem +61

      _to be fair, here in brazil we call laptops "notebook" cuz we dont really have a proper word for it_
      _maybe it's something similar in whatever language they speak and they just didnt bother to double-check_

    • @randomrobvidsvr
      @randomrobvidsvr Před rokem +6

      @@leoisdumb3508 oh cool

    • @poppins9
      @poppins9 Před rokem +12

      @@leoisdumb3508there Ukrainian

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 Před rokem +6

      Most of the times laptops r also called chromebooks

    • @moonixz.
      @moonixz. Před rokem +5

      @@leoisdumb3508 *oh I never knew that, I’m learning something new everyday* 😃

  • @loserboypro
    @loserboypro Před 3 lety +6642

    The best part is that they think their target audience actually have Significant Others.

    • @animebunny406
      @animebunny406 Před 3 lety +63

      Ha so true these prank are so easy for kids to do

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK Před 3 lety +13

      :(

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 3 lety +20

      Why did you capitalize “Significant Others”?

    • @loserboypro
      @loserboypro Před 3 lety +124

      @@immortalsun idk guy don’t nitpick

    • @90problems54
      @90problems54 Před 3 lety +83

      I know if my wife caught me watching them she would divorce me…

  • @pheebster8239
    @pheebster8239 Před 3 lety +2939

    It's been three years but I am here to proclaim that gouache is indeed washable. Fear not worrisome viewers.

    • @thenaartjiegod3834
      @thenaartjiegod3834 Před 2 lety +221

      Thank you. All those restless nights and now I can finally sleep peacefully.

    • @ihuomaotika2656
      @ihuomaotika2656 Před 2 lety +16

      @@thenaartjiegod3834 🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_abyss3758
      @the_abyss3758 Před 2 lety +27

      Thank youuuu traveler

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost Před 2 lety +19

      I already looked it up and was scrolling to see if somebody else already said it. But thanks anyways. /lh

    • @B1llly
      @B1llly Před 2 lety +25

      someone we didn’t ask for but someone we needed thank you

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus Před 2 lety +51

    I love his reaction to the casual tiny cactus everyone's supposed to have for pranks.

  • @Itwasaboutpotatoes
    @Itwasaboutpotatoes Před rokem +166

    im gong to admit something... I was eating pretzels and as a high goofy teen, I had one in my left hand and nothing in my right hand and for some reason I put my right hand up to my mouth and bit down on my finger. it was then I realized how much pressure we apply to simply chew what we think was a pretzel.

    • @ireallylovekorea7446
      @ireallylovekorea7446 Před rokem +10

      Damn must've hurt. Heard human teeth are REALLY SHARP and REALLY dangerous

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Před rokem +15

      I think I've done this at some point. It hurt. Don't be afraid to bite in self defense, it's very effective

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren Před rokem +1

      then don’t smoke retard it doesn’t make u cool

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren Před rokem +1

      @@wowimstillalive5878 get a personality ur not cool for smoking cornball

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 Před rokem +10

      Yeah, we really underestimate the strength of our own jaws. Try crushing down a pretzel with just your fingers it's impossible, but with our molars it's already powder.

  • @azariaiscool
    @azariaiscool Před 5 lety +2942

    "You might turn fat. And ugly." IM WHEEZING OH MY GOS

  • @itsgrace717
    @itsgrace717 Před 3 lety +3971

    The worst prank is Mickey's horrible sharpie beard

  • @onion_drinkingcoffee
    @onion_drinkingcoffee Před 10 měsíci +18

    "You might turn fat and ugly!" me watching this video while eating chips 👁👄👁

  • @queen_of_rats9589
    @queen_of_rats9589 Před 2 lety +63

    pretty much every time I feel depressed I come back to Danny's old videos, they're basically free seratonin. thank you danny

  • @johnfkennedy6290
    @johnfkennedy6290 Před 3 lety +741

    Ah yes. The chips are having a housewarming party again.

    • @artiseen
      @artiseen Před 3 lety +29

      How's your head 0-0

    • @P-one1
      @P-one1 Před 3 lety +1

      THE FUCK IS A LITTLE CATCUS

    • @duckling1
      @duckling1 Před 3 lety +3

      i know! they’re so disruptive. l

  • @theversacelife5232
    @theversacelife5232 Před 5 lety +1656

    "Yes! Jonathan, get off your computer and LOOK AT ME FOR ONCE."

  • @toddthesweatynerdguy1450
    @toddthesweatynerdguy1450 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I have a little cactus, I brought it in a frog shaped vase a few years ago. It originally had a flower in it as well I think but it died, I think. I can take photo of it and send to you if you like. But if you don't want me to that's cool too. Danny if you read this thank you for time.

  • @jokingosprey666
    @jokingosprey666 Před rokem +17

    So this is where the saga began. interesting.
    Four years later and it's still going strong

  • @sierramist5792
    @sierramist5792 Před 6 lety +4070

    *sits on girlfriend's makeup* oh shit now i need to go find a Little Cactus

  • @CalebMonk
    @CalebMonk Před 3 lety +8265

    The best prank:
    put some little hand warmers inside of someone’s pillow and when they turn the pillow over it will still be warm

  • @sickcicada6693
    @sickcicada6693 Před rokem +33

    I genuinely have not laughed this hard in almost 2 or three years

  • @xxpuns4everxx713
    @xxpuns4everxx713 Před rokem +27

    this is when danny reached peak maturity in terms of appearance 👏🏻

  • @synanono
    @synanono Před 4 lety +5804

    Gouache is the love child of water color and acrylic paints.

  • @mrpotatohead3520
    @mrpotatohead3520 Před 5 lety +8178

    Here`s a prank: switch out his water for sulfuric acid.

    • @lauries3961
      @lauries3961 Před 5 lety +633

      Instructions not clear, he got fat and ugly.

    • @adamoop4398
      @adamoop4398 Před 5 lety +276

      *cute psychotic giggles*

    • @beep_boop.
      @beep_boop. Před 5 lety +188

      and watch your culprit melt from the inside out

    • @appleaffl1928
      @appleaffl1928 Před 5 lety +215

      The result was GHASTLY

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 Před 5 lety +204

      *LoOkS lIkE hIs ReIgN oF tErRoR iS oVeR*

  • @JonathanWickonson
    @JonathanWickonson Před 2 lety +8

    I love episodes of “Oh god, no stop it, please stop, please no more, please stop!”

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 Před 11 měsíci +8

    One time my sister swapped my water with pure lemon extract and it made me throw up and probably since she has a phobia of vomit, she's never pranked me again since lol

  • @6truss734
    @6truss734 Před 4 lety +4575

    Here’s a prank: Take all his peanut allergy pills and force him to eat a entire jar of peanut butter and slowly watch your partner die.

  • @mc-2300
    @mc-2300 Před 5 lety +3232

    "wHeRe ThE fUcK dO yOu GeT a LiTtLe CaCtUs?!???"
    -Danny 2018

    • @smokeydonuts
      @smokeydonuts Před 5 lety +76

      Zodiac- remember when that trended on tik tok? Lol

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 Před 5 lety +29

      Henry Drewink Those were the only decent tik toks out there 😂

    • @smokeydonuts
      @smokeydonuts Před 5 lety +21

      Zodiac- I agree 😂 if I find the audio I'll do it with my Sammy cosplay 😂

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 Před 5 lety +8

      Henry Drewink Yassss please do!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 Před 5 lety +6

      玉ねぎソース Make it 20😂

  • @WolfRayron1225
    @WolfRayron1225 Před rokem +6

    this laddys lasses and lassos, was the start of series

  • @_Cotton
    @_Cotton Před 2 lety +24

    5:26 how dare they abuse me like this

  • @emwestlake2167
    @emwestlake2167 Před 3 lety +4464

    I just love how they couldnt get a Male actor and instead of having a lesbian couple they just drew a beard on one of the girls.

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 Před 3 lety +702

      Idk why they had to even have the two dating lol They could’ve just been friends

    • @moth6916
      @moth6916 Před 2 lety +472

      Well, we all know people
      It’s gotta be a straight couple

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 Před 2 lety +91

      @@moth6916 Pretty sure it has to do with the country V(‘-‘)V

    • @moth6916
      @moth6916 Před 2 lety +261

      @@rubypeterson665 Maybe, I’m pretty sure most people would do that though, make one of the females a dude so they can be in a relationship. It’s kinda weird to me how people don’t want any lgbt representation in their videos. That’s just me though.
      Have fun reading that long thing.

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 Před 2 lety +73

      @@moth6916 I don't find it weird. But you do you. lol It's pretty common to dress up and play different characters, the opposite gender, sometimes it just makes sense. Just like cosplay. Idk, that's just how I see it.

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  Před 6 lety +13163

    Get ready to get GASTLY

  • @Squellbell
    @Squellbell Před 2 měsíci +2

    The way Danny yelled out "NOOO, LOOK OUT!" I felt to my very core, I was straight up imagining some crazy gore scene about to go down with the Little Cactus lmao

  • @_sandy_
    @_sandy_ Před 2 lety +6

    going back and watching Danny's old videos, the quality of his content has gone up so much it's amazing
    (not that it wasn't good back then lol)

  • @SockMan17
    @SockMan17 Před 3 lety +2303

    Troom Troom narrator is being held hostage and she needs help

    • @chloenaidoo6817
      @chloenaidoo6817 Před 3 lety +19

      Its actual a Google translate voice like siri or Alexa or something like that

    • @nish_playz6501
      @nish_playz6501 Před 3 lety +39

      This sounds like the beginning of a lego commercial

    • @SockMan17
      @SockMan17 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nish_playz6501 why yes it is

    • @theman5282
      @theman5282 Před 3 lety +24

      @@nish_playz6501 a narrator has fallen inside cursed Troom Troom city

    • @olympia6079
      @olympia6079 Před 3 lety

      ikr??????

  • @ovall4052
    @ovall4052 Před 4 lety +1967

    Danny: Says something funny...
    TikTok: It’s free real estate!

  • @randomrainbows77
    @randomrainbows77 Před 2 lety +14

    THE LOOK ON HIS FACE when he says,” Where the bleep do you get a little cactus.”🤣🤣😂11:10- PURE COMEDY

  • @leifsilva4816
    @leifsilva4816 Před 7 měsíci +4

    The begining of the Troom Troom ark.

  • @alessandraespino7600
    @alessandraespino7600 Před 4 lety +2264

    Danny: where tf do you get a little cactus?
    Tik tok: I tHiNk Im BoUt To StEaL💀

  • @zombiexxuwu4630
    @zombiexxuwu4630 Před 3 lety +1368

    "Is your bf on his computer all the time!"
    "YES, HE FUCKING IS!"
    lol my favorite part of the video

  • @juliafiorilli8160
    @juliafiorilli8160 Před 2 lety +22

    5:00 my grandfather did something like this once, he's partially deaf and has a device that hooks up to his tv. One day he was eating taralli (an Italian food) it was on his table next to his hearing aid... next thing u know he chomped down on his hearing aid 💀

  • @th3y.l0v3.f1nn
    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn Před 5 měsíci +5

    1:13 you already know danny was reading this to make sure he wasn't telling his subscribers lies and making sure he's number one on there

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 Před 4 lety +400

    Epic prank:
    Replace their fire extinguishers fluid with gasoline and start a small fire

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey Před 4 lety +3803

    You know, putting vegetables in juice isn't really a prank? A lot of people do that on purpose... it's called a smoothie...

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Před 4 měsíci +2

    “So ur probably going to be thinking about this all day tomorrow”
    *looks at clock*
    *12:14 AM*
    Ah shi-

  • @cheerio4000
    @cheerio4000 Před 6 měsíci +2

    this is the first danny video i watched 💗

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel Před 3 lety +9230

    I’ve been writing a script for a new TroomTroom episode:
    “Get a chocolate candy bar. Cut open the nice chocolate candy with a knife. Put a razor blade inside of the chocolate candy bar. Mickey hands Sweetie the chocolate bar. Sweeties puts the chocolate candy bar in her mouth so fast, it’s like it is going on a road trip, to a city. But instead of a yummy chocolate, she gets a deadly object! Sweeties mouth bleeds fatally. Mickey laughs, and runs away as Sweetie slowly chokes to death on her own blood, and torn esophagus. You better stay off of the sweets, Sweetie. You might get fat. And ugly.”

  • @_boo_8913
    @_boo_8913 Před 5 lety +6860

    So I tried the coffee one but instead of soya sauce I put in bleach and now my boyfriend isn't moving...

  • @thesnesgeek
    @thesnesgeek Před rokem +2

    Seeing Danny giggle are the best parts off all off his videos.

  • @Honkly
    @Honkly Před 2 lety +3

    You get the little cactus from little Arizona, obviously.

  • @thehugestnonceyas7719
    @thehugestnonceyas7719 Před 5 lety +993

    *Troom Troom is on **_Shroom Shrooms_*

    • @ProjectPrimrose69
      @ProjectPrimrose69 Před 5 lety +8

      I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 comments and I don't want to mess that up

    • @thehugestnonceyas7719
      @thehugestnonceyas7719 Před 5 lety +3

      Crim lmao

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 Před 5 lety +14

      And they inhaled those toxic
      *Fume Fumes*

    • @yeah9601
      @yeah9601 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ProjectPrimrose69 now it's at 420 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Giogiology
      @Giogiology Před 5 lety +1

      Try this out for dank doodle memes (DDM)

  • @willemiam1387
    @willemiam1387 Před 4 lety +501

    I gave my sister a tide pod wrapped in a sweet wrapper and she’s been sleeping for 2 months. I got her good.

    • @aluminium9678
      @aluminium9678 Před 4 lety +10

      Willem I am imma be annoying right now and correct you.
      *Tide Pod

    • @willemiam1387
      @willemiam1387 Před 4 lety +7

      TheScarletAngle sorry I’ll fix that

    • @aluminium9678
      @aluminium9678 Před 4 lety +4

      Willem I am oh fine

    • @liteimation4013
      @liteimation4013 Před 4 lety +6

      @@willemiam1387 You also forgot about the period in the end.

    • @drew8974
      @drew8974 Před 4 lety +7

      And it would be wrapper not rapper :D

  • @puppycat8790
    @puppycat8790 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As an artist i am DYING over their pronunciation of gouache 💀😭😭

  • @Gdog-hm7or
    @Gdog-hm7or Před 2 lety +1

    Oh this is the beginning of a very long journey. Have faith and power young Danny

  • @-mars.
    @-mars. Před 4 lety +1556

    *Prank: Replace your boyfriends pizza rolls with tide pods, he will never know the difference!*

    • @mayathelegend8119
      @mayathelegend8119 Před 4 lety +54

      Looks like his ReiGn of TerROr is OVer

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 Před 4 lety +49

      "Watch what you eat, Mickey! You don't wanna get fat... and ugly!"

    • @ktftp
      @ktftp Před 4 lety +7

      Maya The legend Wow I read that as he said it-

    • @nemonade2695
      @nemonade2695 Před 4 lety +5

      What are pizza rolls?

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. Před 4 lety +13

      @シRoséanne oh my god you poor child. Tostinos Pizza Rolls? Tiny pizza pockets of happiness?

  • @maggieparker4390
    @maggieparker4390 Před 4 lety +331

    they keep calling laptops “notebooks”

    • @thebogchild9526
      @thebogchild9526 Před 4 lety +18

      Thats how we call laptops here in Argentina.... Don't ask why dude, i'm just as confused as you

    • @factcore2765
      @factcore2765 Před 4 lety +16

      Laptops are sometimes called notebooks even in the U.S. Though it isn’t common and usually refers to smaller laptops.

    • @anolexolliver
      @anolexolliver Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @scrunklymansoren
      @scrunklymansoren Před 4 lety +4

      Here, where I am, we call laptops.....laptops.

    • @Jabb123
      @Jabb123 Před 4 lety

      I know lmao i just realized that haha

  • @grampa.corybreshears
    @grampa.corybreshears Před 11 měsíci +2

    “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
    “Take a small cactus”

  • @seid1985
    @seid1985 Před 2 lety +3

    4 years later this still 5 stars

  • @theophyllines
    @theophyllines Před 5 lety +6467

    danny: where tf do you get a little cactus?!?!
    tiktok: hippity hoppity this is now my property

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort Před 2 lety +2434

    The pronunciation of gouache is killing me.
    Also, gouache is, essentially, a very pigmented watercolor. So yes, it's washable.

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke Před 2 lety +113

      Goo-ash😂😂😂

    • @Sunggki
      @Sunggki Před 2 lety +21

      how do you pronounce it lol

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 Před 2 lety +110

      @@Sunggki I believe it's pronounced like "wash" with a G at the beginning ("gwash"). It's French or something :P

    • @nintendonoko2954
      @nintendonoko2954 Před 2 lety +16

      @@animatrix1490 it's "Goash"

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 Před 2 lety +18

      @@nintendonoko2954 oh I thought that was "gauche", like a synonym for rude

  • @cadenlevahn3281
    @cadenlevahn3281 Před 10 měsíci

    Congrats on the successful speedrun danny!! So impressive!

  • @Miss_dreamsyt
    @Miss_dreamsyt Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ur the only CZcamsr that actually makes me laugh 😂

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 Před 4 lety +1019

    "These are the *worst* videos...ever made."
    Candy Ken is laughing.

  • @maros8736
    @maros8736 Před 5 lety +1367

    So. Troom troom killed a cactus. I loved that cactus. Pray for the poor cactus who was hot glued for a shitty prank.

    • @siobhannano1092
      @siobhannano1092 Před 5 lety +43

      Man, cactus was my boi, this is so sad.
      CAN WE HIT 20 LIKES?????

    • @maros8736
      @maros8736 Před 5 lety +6

      @@siobhannano1092 and cacti are my life.

    • @arturmartins8465
      @arturmartins8465 Před 5 lety +30

      We should creat the CCCP
      C-cactus
      (and)
      C-cactie
      C-care
      P-program
      Where all cactus are treated equally

    • @siobhannano1092
      @siobhannano1092 Před 5 lety +12

      Heck yes! Make this real, it needs to. Cacti abuse is a huge problem and we shouldn't avoid. We need to stand up for them guys

    • @maros8736
      @maros8736 Před 5 lety +3

      @@arturmartins8465 you are right. #CCCP

  • @AnnieThingsTheOnlyOne
    @AnnieThingsTheOnlyOne Před rokem +6

    Look at them! They are going so quickly as if they were having a housewarming party inside!

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511

    I’ve been binging Danny’s videos in order of newest to oldest this week and I’ve gotten this far

  • @Zen-ye2qq
    @Zen-ye2qq Před 5 lety +11143

    ...They couldn’t even get a real man to play a man? They just gave a woman a beard?

    • @ka-im5nd
      @ka-im5nd Před 5 lety +1662

      And they couldn't just make it a lesbian couple either apparently.

    • @0.01percent5
      @0.01percent5 Před 5 lety +634

      Considering they are originaly a Russian/Ukrainian chanell, it isn't a realy good idea...

    • @harshines828
      @harshines828 Před 5 lety +59

      Patrick Star oh hi Patrick!!!!

    • @MrsCunningham06
      @MrsCunningham06 Před 5 lety +23

      XD

    • @maiss0
      @maiss0 Před 5 lety +33

      Rawr XD

  • @guyunderdannysdesk7306
    @guyunderdannysdesk7306 Před 4 lety +1883

    Danny: wHeRE tHE fuCK dO yOu GEt A LiTtLE cACtUS?
    Tik tok: 👀

    • @ainsleyburrows2654
      @ainsleyburrows2654 Před 4 lety +88

      TikTok: Hippity hoppity this is now my property

    • @jodge3268
      @jodge3268 Před 4 lety +65

      Write that down, write that down

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 Před 4 lety +29

      i hate that i can’t even recognize that as danny’s voice. because long ago, i linked it to a random tiktokker’s face :,)

    • @bertarovira6230
      @bertarovira6230 Před 4 lety +18

      I just saw this video and I was
      "WAIT I KNOW THAT AUDIO"

    • @Hi-jg6ze
      @Hi-jg6ze Před 4 lety +21

      I kinda hate every tiktocer who did that

  • @user-Beans2017
    @user-Beans2017 Před rokem

    The fact I could still tell what Danny was saying when that sailor music interrupted him even though he literally wasn’t audible is amazing too me.

  • @noratheelk3729
    @noratheelk3729 Před 5 měsíci +2

    7:26 gauche, it’s like a slightly more opaque watercolor paint. In the US, it’s usually produced like “wash” but with a hard g sound at the beginning, “gwash”

  • @rendigo1961
    @rendigo1961 Před 5 lety +959

    Therapist: Clay Endgame isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Clay Endgame: I am inedible

  • @inaandradottir4308
    @inaandradottir4308 Před 4 lety +779

    Troom troom:"you might turn fat and ugly"
    me: *eating chips* What a nice thing to say..

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 Před 4 lety +10

      Me, clearly eating lays chips: *Hold my beer, bitch.*

    • @croc4869
      @croc4869 Před 4 lety +8

      Iiiiiii was eating chips, I thought I couldn’t get more insecure. I was wrong

    • @Annette1278
      @Annette1278 Před 4 lety +6

      I was eating s chocolate bar and I still felt personally attacked

    • @edwardtoucan1094
      @edwardtoucan1094 Před 4 lety +1

      a fellow icelander i see

    • @inaandradottir4308
      @inaandradottir4308 Před 4 lety

      @@edwardtoucan1094 yep is it bc of my name? or how do you know that?

  • @Emporer_Zeno
    @Emporer_Zeno Před rokem +2

    Turned on notifications, I think I'm truly Greg, blood related, multipotent, everyday Greg.

  • @DefiniteIyNotOlivia
    @DefiniteIyNotOlivia Před rokem +1

    I was today year's old when i realized Danny is the same age as my dad. I always thought he was younger because of how funny and cool he is.

  • @dichotomae
    @dichotomae Před 3 lety +3301

    as someone who has done work in voice over, it is a huge hassle to get script writers who aren't native speakers to fix their writing. Honestly, huge props to the troom troom narrator for putting up with the nonsense scripts and probably making bank.

    • @arianna1906
      @arianna1906 Před 2 lety +179

      I didn't know that was a hassle at all, that kinda sucks. Must be tiring to work with that :(

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song Před 2 lety +192

      The people I was working with were super nice about it. They were like "You can change whatever you want, we leave it to your judgement! We completely trust you, we know you won't let us down!"
      They were a joy to work with, even though I had to do a bit more work.

    • @mundaneeve
      @mundaneeve Před rokem +15

      but if they don't speak english, how would they know if you changed it so it made sense?

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. Před rokem +14

      @@mundaneeve They'd probably have their own copy of the script and would be able to check for differences, I assume?

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Před rokem +14

      "What do you mean not make sense? I don't speak your language. I am expert!"

  • @lilam1652
    @lilam1652 Před 3 lety +1619

    The pronunciation of gouache is KILLING ME. It’s “gwash”

  • @Number1mlpfan
    @Number1mlpfan Před 2 měsíci +1

    “You might turn fat! And ugly.” Oh my god 😭 that’s so real

  • @JayHawk4372
    @JayHawk4372 Před rokem +2

    3:39 Congratulations you managed to give me a heart attack 5 years later.

  • @sunnysky96
    @sunnysky96 Před 4 lety +13771

    The real prank is that she's been dating a woman dressed as a man this whole time and she had no idea.
    *Since this comment is still getting engagement, I just wanted to emphasise that this is not a joke about trans people. I fully recognise that it could be if made in another context but I’m 99% sure that TroomTroom was not attempting to depict a relationship between a woman and a trans man.

    • @rylee2048
      @rylee2048 Před 4 lety +350

      I'm dying💀💀

    • @aromance8189
      @aromance8189 Před 4 lety +400

      Catfished SOOO hard🤣

    • @Stone016
      @Stone016 Před 4 lety +989

      Im all for LGTBQ+ rights but why couldn't they just get a guy and not a girl with a bad fake beard.

    • @torismith8281
      @torismith8281 Před 4 lety +143

      The comments above me are 2 months 2 weeks 2 days and 2 hours...

    • @graaaah9080
      @graaaah9080 Před 4 lety +434

      they’re a ukrainian channel and i’m pretty sure the majority of ukraine is homophobic

  • @allycat0136
    @allycat0136 Před 4 lety +1543

    Yo can you imagine if doctors talked like this.
    “Doctor! My son just got hit by a car! He’s bleeding out!”
    “uGh *G H A S T L Y*”

    • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
      @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 Před 4 lety +17

      That would be ghastly

    • @daddyren2370
      @daddyren2370 Před 4 lety +27

      ÆUGH 🐡🥕

    • @alixthegod7398
      @alixthegod7398 Před 4 lety +5

      @@daddyren2370 YES YOU GEOMETRY DASH CHAD

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie Před 4 lety

      AllyCat 013 not to be a bitch but the GHASTLY isn’t bold.

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm bleeding out, so if the last thing that I do, is to bring you down, I'll bleed out for you.
      IMAGINE DRAGONS!!!!!! That's what I heard when I read this comment. I'm weird.

  • @Hearts_for_Liz
    @Hearts_for_Liz Před 2 lety

    the intro to this reminds me of that scene in the office when Toby gets back from vacation and Micheal starts sceaming "GOD NO OH GOD PLEASE NO, NO NO NOOOOOO"

  • @DanilegoPlays
    @DanilegoPlays Před 2 lety +1

    7:26 idk about other countries, but where I live "Guache" is a very popular kind of paint, it's used a lot in schools

  • @shirokodaki9598
    @shirokodaki9598 Před 4 lety +2630

    this woman sounds like she's being held in a dark room at gun point by the duolingo bird
    Edit: I'm surprised i got so many likes out of a dead meme.... oh wait

  • @amogus5274
    @amogus5274 Před 4 lety +640

    That part when they said „You’re gonna be FAT and UGLY“ kinda hurts :/

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 Před 3 lety +16

      Makes me feel bad about myself tbh

    • @kadian8177
      @kadian8177 Před 3 lety +17

      the worst part is I was eating chips at that part 😔

    • @waiqiuvale5033
      @waiqiuvale5033 Před 3 lety +43

      Don't react to some foolish, racist and fat-shaming Ukrainian people. (because I suspect they are Ukrainian) Eat whatever you want and do whatever you want. Like one character said, self-care is important and what makes you happy matters, if you like eating and that is what makes you happy then do so, with limits of course, not because of "getting fat" but because of possible health problems, as long as its not too much and you know what you're doing while being confident to do so. If it makes you happy to do so, then just do it.

    • @amogus5274
      @amogus5274 Před 3 lety +10

      Waiqiu Vale aw you’re so sweet 😊

    • @waiqiuvale5033
      @waiqiuvale5033 Před 3 lety +5

      @@amogus5274 No problem, pal ✌

  • @EiShatMaiSelf
    @EiShatMaiSelf Před 2 lety +1

    Greg’s really close to 5 mil
    congrats

  • @slickmania5614
    @slickmania5614 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ah yes, mildly inconvenience someone's notebook with Plastic wrap and freaking permanently painting stupid shit on one's notebook...
    Certainly a tie

  • @Chloe-dy3rk
    @Chloe-dy3rk Před 5 lety +718

    *why wasn’t I invited to the chips’ house party?*

    • @doppyon
      @doppyon Před 5 lety +29

      *i know right,, i feel so unwelcomed because i was not invited to the housewarming party inside.*

    • @rapturals
      @rapturals Před 5 lety +11

      because you’re a jellybean

    • @Chloe-dy3rk
      @Chloe-dy3rk Před 5 lety +7

      pony power wheeze

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 Před 5 lety +5

      *They are are not your friends*

    • @Chloe-dy3rk
      @Chloe-dy3rk Před 5 lety +4

      lawyer morty *damn, that hurt*

  • @aboringredmop
    @aboringredmop Před 3 lety +1197

    “They’re dating, they love each other and they *fucking hate each other* “
    Why is this literally the plot of almost all padlock fanfics from 2014 to 2016-

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 Před 2 lety +20

      Padlock??? Is this a different kind of Wattpad or-

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 2 lety +13

      @@cyberqueen201 probably a fandom name.

    • @db_rowan3701
      @db_rowan3701 Před 2 lety +36

      @@cyberqueen201 it’s the ship name for the notepad and clock from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
      Edit: I just looked it up, I’m not in the DHMIS fandom

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 Před 2 lety +20

      @@db_rowan3701 I-

    • @gaminggonzalez
      @gaminggonzalez Před 2 lety +3

      I was about to comment this but guess you beat me to is three months ago

  • @ihavenopurpose9800
    @ihavenopurpose9800 Před rokem +2

    this is the first time Danny began his war with Troom Troom

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk Před rokem +1

    gouache is a waterbased paint, so it does reactivates with water. so you can _kinda_ wash it off? i guess?

  • @why_karlaly
    @why_karlaly Před 3 lety +1853

    The best prank I've ever been part of was one where my entire class decided to just get up and leave the room at the same time. We basically just all left our lesson together, then sat in a circle in the hallway and started humming a song we all knew. Nobody said anything nor even made eye contact with the teacher and I've never seen a human being as confused and helpless before. It was amazing.
    We then explained it was a prank and after a good laugh just went back in and proceeded with the lesson. No damage done, just complete and utter nonsense. That's the best kind of prank.

  • @JaredKoons
    @JaredKoons Před 6 lety +632

    so glad troom troom is here to make it easy for me to ruin my relationship

    • @Pongapat
      @Pongapat Před 5 lety

      This guys comment was sitting 499 likes. I had to get it to 500

    • @rayrayraven8537
      @rayrayraven8537 Před 5 lety +4

      You can't ruin your relationship of you don't have one👌

    • @ellebasi3598
      @ellebasi3598 Před 5 lety +2

      @@rayrayraven8537 ayyyeee

  • @RustyKutz
    @RustyKutz Před 4 měsíci +1

    3:39 I don't know why but this gets me every time

  • @sniff...293
    @sniff...293 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the best lines Danny has said 11:11