SHE DESTROY RICE AGAIN... (Kay's Cooking)

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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2021
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    Kay's original weejio: • Redo Special Fried Rice
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  Před 3 lety +36656

    Remember, this just comedy weejio. Be nice to Kay!

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni Před 3 lety +34606

    People need to take fried rice more seriously

  • @CPtheLyricalBeast
    @CPtheLyricalBeast Před 3 lety +6202

    Jamie Oliver probably has a panic attack every time he sees someone in an orange polo

  • @kevingalt6658
    @kevingalt6658 Před 11 měsíci +208

    Kay is the one laughing at us. I'm convinced this is one of the all-time troll jobs on the internet

    • @JPFalcononor
      @JPFalcononor Před 3 dny +1

      I have believed this too for quite some time. She is kind of a fraud because, off camera, does anyone truly believes she cooks her own food in this horrid fashion? It is not like she hasn't had many decades of cooking for her family.

    • @Maria_Erias
      @Maria_Erias Před dnem

      @@JPFalcononor As someone who grew up thinking that good food only happened at restaurants because my mother is an absolutely atrocious cook, I can say that people like this do exist. She's in her 70s now, and she still can't cook worth a darn. To her, a "proper meal" is a hunk of meat indifferently seasoned and spiced and cooked well past the point of edibility, and served with two cans of vegetables, just opened and dumped into bowls before putting in the microwave.

  • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
    @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Před 9 měsíci +328

    I have a lot of respect to Nigel for telling everyone not to Bully Kay. Comedy is one thing but online bullying is getting out of control. Getting roasted by Uncle is enough, laugh and move on

    • @HAHb-zc2dp
      @HAHb-zc2dp Před 5 měsíci +6

      Online bullying is out of control???😂😂😂 More like there are too many people whose parents failed them and never taught them that off buttons exist. Keep blaming the world though

    • @djgeneralbounce
      @djgeneralbounce Před 5 měsíci +4

      The only reason Nigel has to tell people not to bully Kay is to avoid a CZcams ban, because losers on the internet like to pretend that a large content creator responding to a video equates to "sending their followers after them". People on social media need to stop putting on a show if they can't handle an audience.

    • @HAHb-zc2dp
      @HAHb-zc2dp Před 5 měsíci

      @@djgeneralbounce people need to NOT be on social media.thats how I know a person is true scum. And also likely an unvaccinated spreader.

    • @adamoneale4396
      @adamoneale4396 Před 4 měsíci

      Thabk you, Captain Virtue Signalling!

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg Před 2 měsíci +3

      Cyber Bullying is the worlds stupidest "problem" even putting problem in quotes like that makes it seem more of an issue than it really is, I've had smoke alarms more impactful to my mental state than some bored guy looking to have fun on the internet.

  • @atimannmary9723
    @atimannmary9723 Před 2 lety +7354

    Petition to send Kay a free rice cooker and Uncle Roger give her a proper fried rice lesson

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe Před 3 lety +3805

    “Like how your parents slap you” if I smack the like button that hard it would break CZcams

  • @Spyktazi
    @Spyktazi Před 10 měsíci +104

    *"And the garlic so burnt it look like it live through Chernobyl"*
    got me dying 💀

  • @amyrussell860
    @amyrussell860 Před 9 měsíci +62

    Yes, Uncle Roger! You should cook with Kay! AND gift her a rice cooker-along with lessons on how to use it! I have a feeling all of your nieces & nephews will be cheering!

  • @A.H.C.
    @A.H.C. Před 3 lety +2080

    I never thought I'd recommend packet rice to anyone, but here we are.

  • @phlosen7854
    @phlosen7854 Před 11 měsíci +38

    Rice - wet
    Garlic - forgot
    Seasoning - just salt
    Garnish - 404
    Emotional Damage Rice

    • @seanprice6049
      @seanprice6049 Před 26 dny

      Based on what happened before, I think the garlic is better off excluded.

  • @faultex
    @faultex Před 10 měsíci +33

    "you dont need egg you need jesus" 🤣🤣🤣 7:07

  • @swau79
    @swau79 Před 3 lety +1081

    "why the rice so wet? Is it because all our ancestors' tears in there?" -- done and done.

  • @MsxRockMafia
    @MsxRockMafia Před 3 lety +6739

    At this point, Ms Kay is the only person I wouldn't mind using packet rice. In fact I encourage it. A lot harder to screw up.

    • @chaldeokpai
      @chaldeokpai Před 3 lety +311

      I dont think id trust her with packet rice either 😂😂

    • @kainoakanoe
      @kainoakanoe Před 3 lety +70

      She'll find a way to do so lol

    • @ConanQT
      @ConanQT Před 3 lety +41

      @Ryan Rafter And peas

    • @MsxRockMafia
      @MsxRockMafia Před 3 lety +37

      @@ConanQT and peas! Yes don't forget the peas!

    • @TristanIRL
      @TristanIRL Před 3 lety +21

      why the hate on instant rice? guaranteed if you were blindfolded tasting different rice, you wouldnt know the difference.

  • @ImPhoenix7908
    @ImPhoenix7908 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Jamie Oliver: Hey! Don't insult my teacher like that!

    • @xeeroh1
      @xeeroh1 Před měsícem

      nice saying pheonix

  • @sweeper1977
    @sweeper1977 Před 3 lety +10478

    Jamie Oliver: "I've learned a lot from Kay's cooking".

    • @caimaccoinnich9594
      @caimaccoinnich9594 Před 3 lety +161

      Jamie Oliver specialises in fusion food and traditional Italian food. Just because Nigel doesn't like Jamie, doesn't mean Jamie's a bad chef. Look at videos of Italian chefs hating Gordon's Italian food vs loving Jamie's.

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Před 3 lety +25

      🤣

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Před 3 lety +387

      @@caimaccoinnich9594 OK, Jamie.🙄

    • @TheCryptical117
      @TheCryptical117 Před 3 lety +108

      @@caimaccoinnich9594 r/woooosh

    • @VincentGiza-Composer
      @VincentGiza-Composer Před 3 lety +309

      @@caimaccoinnich9594 I’m Italian. Even when Jamie cooks Italian food he still messes it up. Jamie just doesn’t bother learning about other cultures but still tries making their food.

  • @ztupidiezmartie6803
    @ztupidiezmartie6803 Před 2 lety +5078

    Uncle Roger: "Treat people with love and respect even if they fucked up cooking"
    Jamie Oliver: Am I a joke to you?

  • @meaneyedcat1248
    @meaneyedcat1248 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Uncle Roger should have his own line of rice cookers. Niece and Nephew would buy them.

  • @LiterallyJustAnActualPotato
    @LiterallyJustAnActualPotato Před 10 měsíci +6

    Hey y’all, rice tip: if your rice is really bubbly while you’re cooking it, it’s not clean enough. You really need the water to run clear when you’re cleaning your rice.

  • @ThanhCongTC
    @ThanhCongTC Před 3 lety +4718

    I'm waiting for Kay's address so I can send her some cooked rice lol

    • @deathgunhk1236
      @deathgunhk1236 Před 3 lety +188

      And a cooking recipe

    • @yiushingng8544
      @yiushingng8544 Před 3 lety +171

      And holy water

    • @CookingwithYarda
      @CookingwithYarda Před 3 lety +114

      Or buy her a rice cooker. Wait, she can easily afford that with 100 000 subscribers ;-) Not like other cooking channels...

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 Před 3 lety +50

      and a gym membership

    • @EthanMelodi
      @EthanMelodi Před 3 lety +13

      @@CookingwithYarda I was going to say dat :/

  • @BlackKraya
    @BlackKraya Před 2 lety +7757

    Kay is either a lovable, oblivious bad cook, or a genius troll. Either way, a great channel.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Před 2 lety +443

      She’s 100% gotta be a troll, no one is unaware rice needs to be cooked. Plus all the other absurd stuff she did implying she’s a troll

    • @Haxerous
      @Haxerous Před 2 lety +201

      @@monhi64 it's gotta be a parody channel. No way anyone would bother to upload this otherwise.

    • @Joeyisagonnawin
      @Joeyisagonnawin Před 2 lety +184

      She's legit. She makes her son eat everything she makes, including whole garlic and cellophane bagels

    • @glennquagmire34
      @glennquagmire34 Před 2 lety +86

      @@Joeyisagonnawin including the "meatballs" that looked like food that came out of a can meant for a dog or cat.

    • @1307
      @1307 Před 2 lety +129

      When it comes to English food she knows what she’s doing, pastry and roast dinner. Not a very high bar I know. Ethnic foods not so much. Just watch “her version” of butter chicken

  • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
    @dpunktgehpunkt5876 Před 3 měsíci +2

    even your THUMBNAILS are already pure comedy

  • @hamishgibson9084
    @hamishgibson9084 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I love how he’s just a character

  • @bruh-vr6xl
    @bruh-vr6xl Před 3 lety +666

    Uncle roger: treat people with love and respect even if they fck up cooking.
    Jamie oliver:👁👄👁

    • @turdnugget2786
      @turdnugget2786 Před 3 lety +5

      Lol poor jamie

    • @deviant7046
      @deviant7046 Před 3 lety

      @@turdnugget2786 XD

    • @yukii_nee4316
      @yukii_nee4316 Před 3 lety

      Jamie

    • @yukii_nee4316
      @yukii_nee4316 Před 3 lety +1

      Jamie: .... fck my life

    • @yukii_nee4316
      @yukii_nee4316 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JiaHaoLim-qn1kf true even me im just 13 and i make a better friedrice the the two of them
      I mean who the f uses chili jam on friedrice

  • @ZionetteEsther
    @ZionetteEsther Před 3 lety +385

    “Uncle Roger's grandma awake from her grave just so she can die the second time"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nobody5518
    @nobody5518 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I will pay for Uncle Roger's therapy 💀

  • @jamesellaby1151
    @jamesellaby1151 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Kay is now Executive Chef in all Uncle Roger’s restaurants… In fact, during her day offs, she gives Uncle Roger culinary lessons in perfection & exceeding customer’s expectations 🤫🤫👌👌

  • @DzeeraksRe
    @DzeeraksRe Před 3 lety +702

    "why is the rice so wet? is it 'cos our ancestor tear in there?"
    At least that would add some salt!

  • @BistrosHouse
    @BistrosHouse Před rokem +1964

    Kay can’t cook but she seems like a lovely person, I can respect it.

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Před rokem

      At least she tried, not like Cooking with Jack. 15 years on CZcams, still can't cook shit

    • @meowcatcutecat
      @meowcatcutecat Před rokem +19

      I can agree

    • @marysimon1143
      @marysimon1143 Před rokem +14

      Me too

    • @Keannn_.
      @Keannn_. Před rokem

      Do not respect kay because she cant cook

    • @jancie202
      @jancie202 Před rokem +12

      I agree! She comes across to me as someone I'd like to have a neighbor.

  • @gabrielnguyen7779
    @gabrielnguyen7779 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love how bro has 8 mil subs but his setup is a kitchen chair and a chromebook 🤣

  • @Thatoneguy_shorts1
    @Thatoneguy_shorts1 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Uncle Roger cursing: this is fine
    Uncle Roger making a romantic joke: sorry children..

  • @defiant4eva
    @defiant4eva Před 2 lety +648

    Peas that you drop and roll under the fridge, are called "Escapees"

  • @dwightschrute5813
    @dwightschrute5813 Před 2 lety +1961

    "You don't need egg, you need Jesus" I'M CRYING

  • @The_Beast_666
    @The_Beast_666 Před 9 měsíci +8

    3:46 "See even her wok sweating I think even her wok scare what she gonna do" ROTFFLMAO 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @peencuck9738
    @peencuck9738 Před 10 měsíci +4

    at this point i think even if kay reads an experts recipe, she'll still get nothing right.

  • @mrflash763
    @mrflash763 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Genuinely almost cried while watching this, only thing stopping me was the fact my family was at home as well

  • @alishabali1590
    @alishabali1590 Před 3 lety +636

    "Don't bully people"
    "She looks like she's trying to blend into a wall" 🤣

    • @damesaphira9790
      @damesaphira9790 Před 3 lety +23

      I guess we have a different definitions for bullying.

    • @taihsienling8507
      @taihsienling8507 Před 3 lety +3

      Hahaha🤣

    • @DobaDave
      @DobaDave Před 3 lety +7

      Snowflakes don't know the difference between joking and bullying. That's why they need safe places lol

    • @danzelchen5623
      @danzelchen5623 Před 3 lety +2

      He said it was a comedy video

    • @josefish4317
      @josefish4317 Před 2 lety

      hahahaha

  • @Swindle1984
    @Swindle1984 Před rokem +4282

    I can respect Kay. She doesn't know what she's doing, but she's learning. She also, apparently, listens to criticism. Meaning she's just going to keep improving as she goes.

    • @rasmuskp93
      @rasmuskp93 Před rokem +277

      But at the rate shes improving she might cook a passable meal in a hundred years or so, lol

    • @eggmon1332
      @eggmon1332 Před rokem +78

      @@rasmuskp93 i tried some of her recipes, had to say that some were cursed, some were bull, but some were kind of good.

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Před rokem +104

      @@eggmon1332 I don't trust you understand the meaning of good.

    • @eggmon1332
      @eggmon1332 Před rokem +61

      @@gss6531 when i say good i mean mid 💀. Do you literally expect kay to make a good recipe?

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Před rokem +25

      @@eggmon1332 Definitely not, I'm just glad you actually didn't mean good lol.

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Před 6 měsíci +2

    Jamie Olive Oil Tree may be Uncle Roger's mortal enemy, but this Kay lady made Uncle Roger want to come up with the next level word after "Haiyaa." Much props to this lady !

  • @taylorsversion13898
    @taylorsversion13898 Před 8 měsíci +1

    *”You don’t need egg, you need Jesus.”* -Uncle Rodger 2021

  • @heleng5253
    @heleng5253 Před rokem +1289

    Kay’s cooking must be the only tutorial where the host is the one learning.

  • @antoinenvt
    @antoinenvt Před rokem +1030

    Why is the pea rolling down the fridge so relatable 💀

    • @samirasufi8837
      @samirasufi8837 Před rokem +39

      There are 500000 peas living underneath my fridge

    • @realisticfying5534
      @realisticfying5534 Před rokem +9

      Dying under my 💀💀💀

    • @Alex_unknown
      @Alex_unknown Před rokem +7

      When did things roll DOWN fridges?
      I think you mean under. Just something I noticed

    • @antoinenvt
      @antoinenvt Před rokem +2

      @@Alex_unknown Yeah you're right, my bad^^ Under makes more sense

    • @Qtic468
      @Qtic468 Před rokem +9

      “Pea live there forever now”😂

  • @CheeseOffCracker1111-fq8rv

    "Where Your Lid?" And "Where Your Wok?" Should be a rock band lol

  • @reluctanttechnologist3766
    @reluctanttechnologist3766 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Kay is a treasure. Just the sweetest lady.

  • @keanuareeves
    @keanuareeves Před 3 lety +610

    Kay is a wonderful human being that mean no harm to others. Her problem is just the rice. I believe humanity will be saved if Kay can get her rice together.

    • @wiseguy9202
      @wiseguy9202 Před 3 lety +23

      If humanity is hinging on her rice, we've long past saving ourselves.

    • @orang1362
      @orang1362 Před 3 lety +29

      Her cookings are also improving! But not the fried rice... :"3

    • @pixeldoge8067
      @pixeldoge8067 Před 3 lety +1

      @@orang1362 ye

    • @pixeldoge8067
      @pixeldoge8067 Před 3 lety +1

      I think she quitted yt

    • @tsuchan
      @tsuchan Před 3 lety +1

      How about her garlic?

  • @CLJL9004
    @CLJL9004 Před 3 lety +1035

    Uncle Roger: You need Jesus.
    Jesus: Hey, leave me out of this...

  • @carolinekingori7107
    @carolinekingori7107 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I don't often comment on youtube videos but OMG...Uncle Roger..you had me in stitches!!! 🤣 You are in so much pain over this "fried rice". I don't much like rice, but I certainly would like to buy a rice cooker after listening to you - maybe I've just never had proper rice? thanks for being so entertaining!!!

  • @robertabrams8562
    @robertabrams8562 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Breaking News : Kay just received her first Michelin Star for this dish…super congrats to Kay on her wonderful achievement 👍🏼👍🏼🤩

  • @paulm1145
    @paulm1145 Před 2 lety +5058

    Kay looks like she has a good heart. Once she learns the basics, she will be ok. I would love to see someone give her some lessons and then post some vids of her getting better. That would be great.

    • @theheadunderyourbed6696
      @theheadunderyourbed6696 Před 2 lety +8

      @@HateThyKing wait what are you for real

    • @PrdDad
      @PrdDad Před 2 lety +29

      Bet you wouldn't think that way about a doctor. Lol. Cooking is art to people who do it online. This is so bad. So bad.

    • @michaelswain868
      @michaelswain868 Před 2 lety +12

      Dude I don't think she could heat up a can of baked beans to put on toast..... without overcooking one or the other.

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick Před 2 lety +4

      @@HateThyKing I don't believe you especially since you consider yourself the king of hate. Maybe you are the racist.

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick Před 2 lety +8

      @Insert Valid User Name Here. you are so ignorant. Maybe it was a joke. Uncle roger even said so at the end of the first video.

  • @visheshpraani
    @visheshpraani Před 3 lety +745

    Uncle Roger must collab with Kay to teach her to cook the perfect fried rice.

    • @MajesticNaka
      @MajesticNaka Před 3 lety +5

      Please!

    • @Lucina..
      @Lucina.. Před 3 lety +36

      Lol I went over to her channel to comment but she’s having none of it 😂. She also said to one person ‘no, Chinese started corona’ 😳. I quickly clicked out of her channel!!

    • @brooklynwick
      @brooklynwick Před 3 lety +3

      Yesss I agree💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Lucina.. OK she's a bit ignorant

    • @bossproko9230
      @bossproko9230 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MajesticNaka J KY hjnhyd want

  • @JessicaFEREM
    @JessicaFEREM Před 9 měsíci +1

    The stove is usually a dark red but the stove puts out infrared heat which the camera sees as purple. Same color that your tv remote does or some older phones, also mice without a visible light.

  • @sdewey4152
    @sdewey4152 Před 4 měsíci

    Props to her for trying, many people fail once and either keep doing it the same way or just stop after the first attempt.

  • @dabyibegbu7028
    @dabyibegbu7028 Před 2 lety +1982

    "look how white and awkward the meat look, just like the friends reunion". I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS, UNCLE ROGER.

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 Před 3 lety +250

    Props to Kay for actively trying to making improvements

    • @Angelicwings1
      @Angelicwings1 Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah unfortunately she’s learning in public

    • @param6510
      @param6510 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Angelicwings1 if u dont know how to cook, even some rice why r u fking uploading it on yt. Ig just a way to get some attention

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/l6g1HKRDGzQ/video.html

    • @shapirasa9472
      @shapirasa9472 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/l6g1HKRDGzQ/video.html

    • @vientyoungho5907
      @vientyoungho5907 Před 3 lety +1

      Bluntly did she ever try by checking with any source/ person who has any idea what they're doing???
      Because honestly she can't seem to process this or how to approach it in the least.
      Not saying she's not well intentioned and enthusiastic but her attempts are exactly like the US in south America trying again and again to forcibly introduce "true" free market capitalism.

  • @mikhailtandinova359
    @mikhailtandinova359 Před 9 měsíci

    5:42 uncle roger becomes a teacher when the whole class failed

  • @mistam.3764
    @mistam.3764 Před 10 měsíci

    Im learning everything i didnt know from you, love your videos plz never stop making these

  • @renstrout
    @renstrout Před 2 lety +776

    Man imagine being such a kind and lovable person but have this level of cooking

    • @renstrout
      @renstrout Před 2 lety +41

      @NoThankYou Le Mao you dont find her nice?

    • @kokiryu2036
      @kokiryu2036 Před 2 lety +8

      Her fb has some questionable posts. Ion know about lovable.

    • @renstrout
      @renstrout Před 2 lety +26

      @@kokiryu2036 but she said that wasnt even her account, check her yt channel's community

    • @r4hu1gunner
      @r4hu1gunner Před 2 lety +18

      Lovable person can be teribble at many things 😁

    • @renstrout
      @renstrout Před 2 lety

      @@r4hu1gunner true

  • @allypalomo4964
    @allypalomo4964 Před 3 lety +303

    "If your rice too wet, you'd fucked up"
    -Uncle roger, 2021

    • @ulysseslee9541
      @ulysseslee9541 Před 3 lety +3

      rice too wet is more worse than cook as congee

    • @ahnafm.m.z7750
      @ahnafm.m.z7750 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ulysseslee9541 Correction, Far More Worse

    • @lazycrow7622
      @lazycrow7622 Před 3 lety +1

      @ParkCity Hoodies “better than wet tho.” -LazyCrow

    • @dbrzy8989
      @dbrzy8989 Před 3 lety +1

      its not rice anymore at that point, its wice

  • @blasterundead
    @blasterundead Před 5 dny +1

    And that's how you make egg cried rice

  • @eddiespagetti2798
    @eddiespagetti2798 Před 10 měsíci +1

    First it was too dry now too wet now can’t believe she thinks the problem now is that their is too much rice when the rice looks like slop right now.😂

  • @bachelorsensei9437
    @bachelorsensei9437 Před 3 lety +665

    Look at the bright side, she's teaching us how not to cook.

  • @alexcothren5103
    @alexcothren5103 Před 2 lety +784

    Seems like such a nice lady. I hope she keeps trying and gets better. She deserves support. Jake the dog once said, "Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda ok at it."

    • @feralcat07
      @feralcat07 Před 2 lety +7

      I can't bake for love nor money. But I can cook.

    • @fhenlizhao5406
      @fhenlizhao5406 Před 2 lety +2

      She’s been bad at cooking since CZcams’s inception.😣 She better try applying for a job as a tv chef cause all she needs is some script no culinary talent or accuracy needed.

    • @therestlessfoodie9978
      @therestlessfoodie9978 Před rokem +3

      Yes practice makes perfect, but I don’t understand why she would make a cooking video when she can’t cook for shit. Seems to me she has no friends to critique her food or she scared them all away.

    • @therestlessfoodie9978
      @therestlessfoodie9978 Před rokem +1

      @anne nonymous yeah but having her son eat that slop is not funny. I take food seriously cause I love to cook and it irritates me when someone treats food like this, so sorry that I can’t accept this type of satire. Also, we should treat food with respect when there’s lots of people in the world starving.

    • @jhowe5571
      @jhowe5571 Před rokem

      Yes, she did it a third time. I think she will never be good at cooking.

  • @Krisen3222
    @Krisen3222 Před 10 měsíci +1

    HAIYAAAAAAAAAA THE RICE LOOKED LIKE FOOD FOR A DAMN GOAT GOT ME BAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @badfella266
    @badfella266 Před rokem +479

    "You don't need egg, you need Jesus"
    That one got me hard
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scarlett8782
    @scarlett8782 Před 2 lety +1122

    LMAO it's precious that she gives her 'cooker number' so that the people studying this scrumptious recipe at home will know how high to turn their stoves when following along... honey, the heat level is the least of our concerns at this point

    • @Rachel-ul8et
      @Rachel-ul8et Před 2 lety +6

      So true

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal Před 2 lety +18

      and it would only work if you happen to have a cooker that uses that technology and with the same exact power rating xD

    • @godslifegaming
      @godslifegaming Před 2 lety +1

      LoL

    • @Brandon79797
      @Brandon79797 Před 2 lety +3

      Scarlett you made me choke on my ham sarnie this had me in tears

    • @kidfazer
      @kidfazer Před 2 lety +7

      is it really precious? She’s a grown woman. It’s kind of scary

  • @salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161
    @salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It has been 2 years since this video came out, maybe you can collaborate with Mom Kay to make thd proper egg fried rice and hook her up with a rice cooker.

  • @turkialzadjali6752
    @turkialzadjali6752 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Look how white and akward the meat look just like friends reunion" 💀

  • @littilwood
    @littilwood Před 2 lety +205

    "Treat people with love and respect, even if they fuck up cooking." - Uncle Roger

  • @YellowAquarium
    @YellowAquarium Před 3 lety +702

    “Our ancestors are not crying, they are committing suicide. Not sure how that works, but they’re doing it.”
    -My dad after watching this with me

    • @TobiasChien
      @TobiasChien Před 3 lety +15

      Committing suicide in all there recanted lives 😬😬😬

    • @SontAnimation
      @SontAnimation Před 3 lety +16

      @@alfatross542 GO AWAY

    • @JohnLeePettimoreIII
      @JohnLeePettimoreIII Před 3 lety +7

      i don't give a shit where you're from. *_THAT_* was funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @JohnLeePettimoreIII
      @JohnLeePettimoreIII Před 3 lety +3

      @@alfatross542 i don't have to imagine. i can watch the train wreck unfold before my eyes.

    • @aymenjaker
      @aymenjaker Před 3 lety

      I wonder how she will make cus cus

  • @AYOITSCHUCKY
    @AYOITSCHUCKY Před 2 měsíci

    She’s got to be Jamie Oliver’s mom. She messes up as much as he does. 🤣

  • @Mariyah145
    @Mariyah145 Před 11 měsíci

    "you don't need egg, you need Jesus."
    Uncle Rogers famous quote 😂

  • @naresh0581
    @naresh0581 Před 3 lety +444

    7:37 Uncle Roger:"You don't need egg u need Jesus "
    Jesus be like: "Don't bring me into that mess bro I've suffered enough "

  • @bainsvain
    @bainsvain Před 2 lety +742

    She reminds me of my friends mum, she was always willing to cook and make anything when we came over. Kind of sense of enjoyment for her, never said it was any good but never said no because she enjoyed making it for us.

  • @MohammadPathanRipon
    @MohammadPathanRipon Před měsícem

    She thinks the 'fried rice' needs another egg it needs a MIRACLE 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

  • @patrickfreeman205
    @patrickfreeman205 Před 9 měsíci +1

    These video really brighten my day. Don’t tell Uncle Roger that I use Minute Rice.

  • @sailorvivi
    @sailorvivi Před 3 lety +1568

    "You don't need egg, you need Jesus." BEST LINE EVER -Dies-

  • @screamr2d2
    @screamr2d2 Před 3 lety +1112

    "So white and awkward. Just like the Friends reunion."
    I... Yeah. Yep.

    • @jayhavok23eis
      @jayhavok23eis Před 3 lety +5

      Exactly!!

    • @dricjosh
      @dricjosh Před 3 lety

      How was Friends Reunion awkward, i dont get it

    • @weewoo2057
      @weewoo2057 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dricjosh its a joke

    • @theraiden9631
      @theraiden9631 Před 3 lety +10

      @@dricjosh it is. If they all got married and have childs while you still single and poor af.

    • @rhj9268
      @rhj9268 Před 3 lety +14

      @@dricjosh if you don’t see those interactions were FAKE as fuck, then you need to rethink your life, they clearly don’t like each other, that’s not real friends do or say to each other.

  • @HomeWorkEater217
    @HomeWorkEater217 Před 11 měsíci +2

    3:58 the ham looks like my eraser

  • @Aqua_tofana88
    @Aqua_tofana88 Před 3 lety +238

    Everybody can cook,that doesn't mean everyone should cook. 🥺

    • @allanmaxxwellcouardy2517
      @allanmaxxwellcouardy2517 Před 3 lety +1

      FACTS

    • @AbhishekMishra-kv6sm
      @AbhishekMishra-kv6sm Před 3 lety +1

      True it's an enhancement to your lifestyle, that's it! Nothing should be enforced, it shall come from within 😊

    • @verotique74
      @verotique74 Před 3 lety +1

      Immortal words from Ratatouille... This woman should NEVER cook!

    • @isiahgiron9745
      @isiahgiron9745 Před 3 lety

      wrong, if everyone could cook then how come kay cant?💀

    • @verotique74
      @verotique74 Před 3 lety +6

      @@isiahgiron9745 she CAN cook, she SHOULDN'T cook. Her food isn't edible. 😂

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Před 2 lety +655

    She seems like she genuinely puts her soul into her cooking, like she has an absolute wonderful time cooking for people in her life but Lord bless this poor woman.

    • @nickdubbin2636
      @nickdubbin2636 Před 2 lety +27

      Lord bless her son Lee, he can't eat cheese and eats a lot of Kay's cooking.

    • @advg2254
      @advg2254 Před 2 lety +4

      @@nickdubbin2636 I mean,he enjoys what shes doing

    • @snailsandanimals1499
      @snailsandanimals1499 Před 2 lety +4

      7:59

    • @male20yearsold
      @male20yearsold Před 2 lety

      he is a lovely person... But i wondering why with her channel... her last upload is 3 years ago...

    • @advg2254
      @advg2254 Před 2 lety

      @@male20yearsold Its because she gets lots of hate comments(Probably)

  • @georgiabartholomew6850
    @georgiabartholomew6850 Před 11 měsíci

    This is freaking hilarious!! I’m laughing so hard, that I’m crying!! 🤣

  • @Titanic19124
    @Titanic19124 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The special fried rice is mentally special😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TyinAlaska
    @TyinAlaska Před 2 lety +2050

    Let's be honest. This time was several times better. Technically she progressed greatly. If she keeps progressing at this rate she could get good at cooking. Let's encourage her.

    • @TyinAlaska
      @TyinAlaska Před 2 lety +28

      @Purple - Reality Completely agree. Haha what about a go find me to send her to culinary school. :p

    • @yamicat7679
      @yamicat7679 Před rokem +17

      @@TyinAlaska why would you start a go fund me for someone selling her one merch? Doubt she doesnt have money to afford those clases tbh. There are much better cases to start go fund then some random lady on youtube that cant cook like avg person.

    • @roccosfondo8748
      @roccosfondo8748 Před rokem +2

      @@yamicat7679 why? Because the internet will be happy.

    • @H4ZM4TT
      @H4ZM4TT Před rokem +1

      exactly. last time you would need dental work after eating her fried rice

    • @thecolorfulgecko2200
      @thecolorfulgecko2200 Před rokem +5

      @@yamicat7679 lmfao right. people just be saying anything. go fund me ? don’t nobody wanna spend their money on either a youtube troll or shitty cook. whatever kay is she’s obvi enjoying what she’s doing on her channel. she’s fine😂

  • @VitaNocturno
    @VitaNocturno Před rokem +342

    I was crying once I saw the rice. I do hope Ms. Kay doesn't give up on trying to make fried rice properly, but I don't think I'll volunteer for a taste test.

    • @wolfshaz3119
      @wolfshaz3119 Před rokem +1

      i was crying when i saw bayley

    • @lanceli1971
      @lanceli1971 Před rokem +4

      I think her special fried rice will definitely make birds happy, because at a least birds would think the rice she made like a feast to them.

    • @eddymadison9655
      @eddymadison9655 Před rokem

      Nah only her son is the taste tester

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername Před rokem +2

      I lived with a Chinese student and they taught me how to make a very cheap basic version. They also taught me that you need the rice to be a day old, and saved me from wasting money and food 😂

    • @NoDontLikeIt
      @NoDontLikeIt Před rokem +2

      Damnnnnn, if I was Kay, I’d send Uncle Roger my address and get a free rice cooker! Lmao

  • @1anonymousperson1234
    @1anonymousperson1234 Před 2 měsíci

    It’s not the tears in your ancestors tears, because then it would actually have a bit of seasoning

  • @benjaminleosadventures572
    @benjaminleosadventures572 Před 11 měsíci

    “You don’t need more egg. You need Jesus” 😂 I fell of my bed watching this 😂

  • @hanslidlwagen4115
    @hanslidlwagen4115 Před 3 lety +248

    "It's special fried rice"
    Well, it is special indeed.

    • @axemuth1757
      @axemuth1757 Před 3 lety +1

      whats the point of this comment lol i dont find any meaning to this

    • @dave6345
      @dave6345 Před 3 lety +11

      @@axemuth1757 you don't get it lmao

    • @bucci1898
      @bucci1898 Před 3 lety

      Mhm to say the least

    • @yanlopez674
      @yanlopez674 Před 3 lety

      We live in a society moment

    • @dimasypg1906
      @dimasypg1906 Před 3 lety

      Special as in "special needs"

  • @ripobli4410
    @ripobli4410 Před 2 lety +173

    “White Rice matter” had me weak

  • @newbie4789
    @newbie4789 Před 6 dny

    Still waiting for that Collab with Kay 😭😭.
    It will unironically be something sweet

  • @dreamix2023
    @dreamix2023 Před 7 měsíci

    Where am I getting leftover rice? I'm eating all my rice there, ain't a whole meal of rice left over, I'm beggin' for more

  • @GeniusDudeYT
    @GeniusDudeYT Před 2 lety +723

    Uncle Roger : White Rice Matter, All Rice Matter
    Kay : No Rice Matter

  • @pixystixnfairycrack
    @pixystixnfairycrack Před 2 lety +587

    This is like how my mother cooks... and she wonders why I never eat while I'm at her house. It gives me a giant sad.

    • @schy9614
      @schy9614 Před 2 lety +18

      Bro, disown her. Lol

    • @taliabara
      @taliabara Před 2 lety +76

      try to cook together w/ her bro but this time it's your recipe ^-^)

    • @fictionvs4654
      @fictionvs4654 Před 2 lety +8

      @@schy9614 ...

    • @Hamata_ecarlate
      @Hamata_ecarlate Před 2 lety +6

      Learn her or at least tell her she deserves to know !

    • @pixystixnfairycrack
      @pixystixnfairycrack Před 2 lety +49

      Trust me guys, I've tried to teach her. My brother, the chef, has tried to teach her. We've both tried to just give little pointers here and there. It's a lost cause. She just stares at us like we are speaking in alien babble and continues to cook everything in margarine and tablespoons of salt.. so. much. salt.
      Nothing else. Just margarine. Just salt.

  • @Apexl0l8495
    @Apexl0l8495 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Looking like Hurricane Katrina, was the best thing I heard this week!

  • @Box.e
    @Box.e Před 11 měsíci +1

    Don't worry I found her house when I bought a new rice cooker I gave it to her. Don't worry uncle Roger I already have a rice cooker.

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 Před rokem +596

    Kay seems like a sweetheart. Her rice was wet this time, which means she’s learning. Uncle Roger should give her a rice cooker.

    • @EngineScypex
      @EngineScypex Před rokem +37

      She doesn't need a rice cooker, she needs to watch tutorials or someone to learn from instead of making videos herself.
      Using a rice cooker is nice and all, but cooking decent rice in a pot isn't that hard. If someone can't even do that, how are they supposed to make an edible meal?

    • @alraodah
      @alraodah Před rokem +2

      @@EngineScypex *killer move: serious series*
      and haiya this is uncle roger why no rice cooker haiya hater

    • @user-bo3mp8un6c
      @user-bo3mp8un6c Před rokem +6

      @@EngineScypex Tutorials won't help someone who's that bad.

    • @darthspookygaming
      @darthspookygaming Před rokem +2

      @@EngineScypex bro chill

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Před rokem

      ​@@EngineScypexso you mean 90% of far east asians cook bad because anyone there uses rice cooker?

  • @Snehapaudyal
    @Snehapaudyal Před 3 lety +136

    'white rice matters' 😂😂

    • @j6259
      @j6259 Před 3 lety +7

      #WhiteRiceMatters

  • @marygold2053
    @marygold2053 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Thanks Uncle Roger. I've always used a rice cooker but I want to try to cook it on the stove for once, BTW I just love your videos.

  • @Brendon_Xu_The_Big_B
    @Brendon_Xu_The_Big_B Před 6 měsíci

    5:03 Uncle Roger is too stunned to speak

  • @BlitzAce987
    @BlitzAce987 Před 3 lety +338

    Kay: Hi People and i'm back cooking again
    Me: Is that a Threat?

  • @PerfectKingdom1
    @PerfectKingdom1 Před 3 lety +213

    How 2 torture others: Break them
    How 2 torture Asians: Kay's cooking

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 Před 3 lety +15

      Honestly, as a Native American, who's best friend was a 3rd gen Mexican American, whos grandmother taught me to cook her dishes, with my grandfather teaching me how to cook German, Irish, Italian, Japanese, and French dishes (he was an Army Man, and learned to cook from locals, none of that fancy crap, real home cooking)
      If you want to break me, just make me watch anyone who doesnt know how to cook, make something simple, and still screw it up.
      Or even worse, show me a professional, or talented cook, like say, Babish, and have them make a mistake that is very obvious, and it just...chisels away at me.
      Physical torture wont work.
      I have broken my spine before. Nothing really tops that.

    • @alien_012
      @alien_012 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh mah GODDDDDDDDDD
      I am from Malaysia and this is just…whyyyyy….😭😭😭
      How you cook the rice….rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      Use the rice cooker…at first, I saw one of uncle roger weejio and then I say they no use rice cooker…I ask my mom why no rice cooker and she said that is because they all are not Asians
      Where is the finger 😩🤚
      Like b r u h-…
      Also can you all tell me what is dishwasher?
      I have never heard about that before…I think it’s something to wash your plates but how they wash it??
      Don’t you use your hands and the soap to wash the dish + water ? 🤔

    • @tapedreamer
      @tapedreamer Před 3 lety

      @@alien_012 bruh I From Singapore

    • @Sacto1654
      @Sacto1654 Před 3 lety

      @@dreamwolf7302 This is why I appreciate Joshua Weismann, Andong and a few other food CZcamsrs. At least they will admit that they are not making "authentic" versions of certain dishes right from the start.

    • @alien_012
      @alien_012 Před 3 lety

      @@tapedreamer How strict is Singaporeans mother?
      OvO