Uncle Roger SHOCKED by the WORST Fried Rice Video (Kay's Cooking)
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2020
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“Where you get this recipe? The dark web?” Is an underrated comment.
light web
°~° i agree, Terribly.
😭🤣😂🤭☺️
for sure
Gorgeous
Dude it was just a typo, she's making egg dried rice.
nah she s making egg dried seeds
I correct: egg died rice
This us painful to watch 😔
@@cupidcupcake5521 auto correct: this rice so bad even grim reaper afraid of her
@@awesomedr6916 egg fried grains
I like, how polite the son is with his mum.
She can't cook, but they are a nice family! 💕
they're not nice for not telling her the truth so she can get better at cooking. Instead she thinks her cooking is good and is stuck at destroying dishes
When she presented the burnt garlic as browned garlic, I died from death.
same
did you burn like the garlic?
I died when she burnt the garlic, i died again when she poured in raw rice
She didn't even burn the garlic , she straight up turned it into carbon
We can make diamonds
She made diamonds...
If she cooked it any longer, she would've made oil
you had us in the first half not gonna lie
Lmao
Honestly, this woman is either the worst cook in the history of the world or she has created a genius comedy character.
comedy character
Yeah I don’t think anyone can turn garlic to charcoal and genuinely believe that it is nicely browned
im pretty sure shes the biggers troll cook i ever seen
@@rlylulrlhla3163 *Looks at "You Suck At Cooking* You must be new here...
@@kyle8971 yeah im new So?
i kinda want to start a fundraiser to send her to culinary school. obviously no one has taught her and her son is too nice to tell her it's not that good or where she goes wrong. She is a very sweet woman, and a lot of people don't know her background. and she obviously loves to cook
She can learn from uncle Roger and other professional chefs online on CZcams
I truly hope I don't hurt her heart but I don't think she could even come close to being able to handle culinary school. She needs instructions to know to cook the rice and that charred beyond recognition is not browned.
MaybeJamie Oliver could redeem himself by giving her slow, patient cooking tutoring. Yes, his fried rice was terrible by authentic standards but at least everything was cooked though and nothing was burned. Admittedly I haven't watched him all that much but I haven't ever noticed anything horribly wrong with his non Asian dishes.
I doubt French and Italian ancestors cry when he makes their food... shake their heads maybe but not cry! 😉
Apparently they're racist as fuck lmao
I don't care if she loves to cook, you don't film yourself cooking something unless your confidently decent at it.
Honestly I think she might be special needs. No one can be that bad & have no idea
As a Brit I'm ashamed that she's one of us but I can only apologise, sincerely, deeply, humbly and regrettably apologise
Thank you for speaking for us!🙏🙏
As an Asian, she is an absolute atrocity to my family!
So am I! As a Brit myself my insides were screaming 😱
@@kympearson8812 are you sure they weren't crunching instead of screaming
based on your name, youre defo not a brit lmao unless ur here to make something explode.
@@CorntwallLipstickQueen ummmmmm……
I don’t think you’ve heard of immigrant families, because all cultures can live in different places, they don’t have to be in one designated country
And somewhere in the world I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming: "IT'S RAAAAAAAAWWWW !!!!!"
*ITS SO RAW THAT ITS STILL RUNNING AROUND THE FIELD*
Uncle Gordon's fried rice fuiyoh!
Hahaha so true! I screamed too tbh, this was actually painful to watch, and I'm sure he didn't post the entire video as well 🙈
Oh yeah😅
*"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?!?!?!"*
The extremes tho - cremated garlic and raw rice - yin and yang
Uncooked: horrible
Overcooked: horrible
This:
You called?
Poor Uncle Roger probably had to go to therapy after watching this, lol
🤣
💀💀
omg, you had me cackling so hard with this weejio. Your comments about the garlic (GoFundMe for burn victim, Chernobyl, cremated, and burial) and the Schindler's List joke had me dying. Also, when you said the starving victim would choose to die. So much comedy gold. You are hysterical!
"I didn't know you could make garlic look like it lived through Chernobyl." lol Gordon Ramsay would be proud of that one, that's a good line. XD
As an Asian, I legitimately teared up when she put raw rice grains in the cremated garlic
Same here
Probably because you and also Uncle Roger have a pretty limited knowledge about any food preparation outside of your specialty.
I mean the garlic truly is beyond saving that is out of question. She fucked that up pretty damn well.
And also you are supposed to add water later ofc.
But toasting garlic or other spices together with dry rice in that same pan is a legitimate technique.
I think toasting rice is pretty widely used in parts of middle and south america.
It adds additional flavor to the rice.
You do it until it is very slightly browned and than add the water to cook it.
Truly nothing for a person that can only make rice with a rice cooker....
@@1337Jogi toasting rice is alright, I mean some recipes require to toast the rice for flavor and that's okay but serving the rice straight up raw makes me think I'm some sort of bird ngl
@@cyberdazer7415 haha I feel you
Uncle Roger is hilarious but it always feels cheap if he instantly freaks out if people do not use a rice cooker or wok.
Sure it is very handy but it is also kinda elitist to assume everybody should get one.
They are absolutely not necessary.
I have neither.
Not because they are too expensive but because space is a luxury and right now I even lack a microwave because I lack the space.
Assuming everybody would have enough kitchen space is just dumb.
Also a wok really serves no purpose if you do not have gas.
They will either heat very unevenly or they are super heavy (better heat transfer) or super expensive (inlayed materials for heat transfer).
A light carbon steel wok will not work with ceramic or induction.
@@1337Jogi I'm not really sure if there any fried rice recipes that toast the rice
This makes Jaime Oliver’s rice look appetizing.
chilli jam dont seem so bad now
damn wut else has she not fed him lol
It looks ok, it’s just weird
This is funny but painful XD 😂
🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:33 Uncle Roger is an anime-only, while Nephew Nigel is a manga reader.
Your comment is so underappreciated!!
@saimamukhtar148 Hehe, thanks.
Love you and your work. 💖
At this point we need some merch that say "Sorry Children"
What?
Bruh, No
czcams.com/video/E4IV_wZLhFM/video.html
WHAT’S WITH SENDING THE EARTHQUAKE LINK BRUH
And "Still Dry"
At this point, I would rather eat Jamey Olivers egg fried rice
Y e s
🤣🤣
He's fried rice might be bad but This girl I Rather eat Jamie Oliver Fried rice
g o o d
c h o i c e
I only have 1 question after watching the video.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?
Wow, you're almost al 9 million now!❤ Congratulations ❤
Did he just get sponsored 😂 5:58
Yea check description lol
"I didn't know you could make garlic look like it lived through Chernobyl"...
The radiation ridden cockroach's are raising their eyebrows in silent fear of this monstrosity
I actually got that joke. Uncle Roger can roast more than one fact with a single comparison.
Even better, the lady seems to be a hardcore fan of Iron Maiden.. this might be the reason her fried rice became beyond hardcore... the rice was direct from paddy field.. hahah
@@RobertoHa-rt3gi lol she's Jack Black Hardcore
🤣
"Garlic is Asian people's favorite ingredient"
MSG: *Imma pretend I didn't hear that*
I think because us indians and other countries don't use MSG,
But we do use garlic everywhere in Asia.
MSG is a seasoning
@@Rahul_Sastry fair point
@@ariskhant2491 seasonings are also ingredients.
@@Rahul_Sastry bruh we Pakistanis use msg in Chinese food but we also use msg in egg fried rice
To be honest just by watching this woman cook I feel like a pro chef already
As someone who loves almost all Asian food, this made my heart break into 1743 pieces.
I never thought I'd see an MSG sponsorship in my life
it's a brave new world
Me too tbh. Have a nice day or night!
Must be white
Msg is everywhere even in American chips bet you didnt know that
Me too
"I didn't know you could make garlic look like it lived through Chernobyl" Made my day.
Sad
you have 666 likes wtf
HAHAHAHHA I MAKE YOUR LIKE 1.000
Yo 1.8k like
"Her chopping so bad, even the garlic tried to escape from her." 😆😆😆
This is not even child abuse, this is humanity abuse
Jamie Oliver: "I have the worst fried rice"
Kay: "Hold my uncooked fried rice"
Her over cooked version: czcams.com/video/l14WRwYyLHU/video.html
Uncooked rice fried rice
@@famiilliii still not right. Lmao
Guess hold my beer is so 2005, that's why I got a hell less of like.
it bit crunchy
Sometimes in anime there's a character who is so terrible at cooking their food might as well be poison. I always thought that there's no way that's gonna happen in real life, then Kay presented herself
Shokugeki and Kay as a main vilian who poison enemies with her food xD
She's really like a live version of Otae from Gintama with her fried eggs dark matter xD
worse than meliodas lol
Mizuki Himeji cooking lmao
Shion reincarnate
@@shara7715 even her food tastes good now
My wife and I were laughing the entire video!! 😂🤣 Uncle Roger’s reactions were hilarious!
"Aunty Helen have egg in her abd she still dry" 🤣🤣🤣 and I literally gasped when I saw the garlic
"Her chopping is so bad, even the garlic is escaping from her.”
i died laughing-
We meet again
Is it fun working there?
Rest in peace my dude
I dead now
F
Uncle Roger switching voices to say "sorry children" is 👌just perfect
He does it too often now.. He breaks character too much recently
I wasn't expecting the voice change, that caught me off guard
He should watch “Jacks cooking show”
@@JalilyFurniture it’s a good thing. Uncle Rodger needs to ease into just Nigel eventually
I wasn’t ready for it and I deadass felt butterflies when I heard it 😱😂
That sound that popped up when she burnt the garlic 😂😂😂 I was in stitches
at 8:45 you can see that some of the peas seem to be trying to put as much distance between themselves and that mess as humanly possible... and I don't blame them.
Can't blame her really, she did start off saying it was a "Special" fried rice.
Oh, it’s special alright. Special needs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 true
It's special because it's bad.
It licks windows and wears a helmet
🤣❤
Uncle Roger: "Even msg can't save her"
Me: "Crap just got real"
XDDD
i wonder how she became a fatass if she couldn't cook?
@@tony_fanta mc donalds
Damn
@@tony_fanta damnnn
"Until its fragrant, not cremated" killed me
bro made an whole ad for sasa
I love how uncle gets so frustrated at times he starts sliding out of his accent. He looks genuinely angry in this video lol
I'm a home cook who just makes food for myself and I'M genuinely angry at this video XD
You know it hurts when he breaks character
Weejio*
Yes. Uber level p-artistry
Lol
"GARLIC SO UGLY"
"EVEN GARLIC TRY ESCAPING HER"
The Aisan style of Gordan Ramsay
Explains why Gordon was the only one he's been impressed by so far 😂 😂 😂
Asian*
Agreed
Kindly remind here, he's gentle compared to real Asian chef in restaurant per my experience.
smh cant even spell asian
"even msg cant help this"
now thats an insult
Uncle Roger and nephew Nigel - my new favorite video guys.
When she meant Fried rice, she actually meant frying rice. Raw, uncooked rice.
Your profile image make it make it more funny bruv
Exactly! Literally 😂
“The mom can’t cook, and the son can’t spoon” HAD ME BURSTING IN TEARS 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead 💀💀💀
And someone told me you burn water i love kays cooking she's the best
@@B_27 cause Your Cooking
@@caroldelphin6233 *you’re
Hey Yoimiya! When’s the firework festival gonna start?
colourful knives are normal where i live, they determine the initial size and sharpness
Legends say Kay is still chopping garlic to this day.
* directly puts raw rice on wok *
at this moment all asian people felt a disturbance in the universe
Exactly!
Even white people are like "WTF?"
I'm very confused. 😂
I mean, there are plenty of dishes where you do that, but not fried rice...
This video makes Auntie Hersha's rice cooking video a masterpiece
It makes hersha’s Fried rice look like a three star Michelin Meal
At least the rice is cooked
This weejio's rice is still raw
Auntie hersha has best friend rice outside of gordon ramsey as far as uncle Roger reviews go.
btw how is she doing
@@dillotea912 you can find her at “Kay’s Cooking” its her new channel
As a person who makes Egg Fried Rice a lot, this is the MOST frustrating and sad Egg Fried Rice video I ever watched, thanks Uncle Roger for defending the Egg Fried Rice dish once more, even though this was a few years ago….
This broke every Asain's heart and made our ancestors cry 😭
You know stuff is terrible when Uncle Roger says "I'm sorry children" without his accent lmao
NEVER break character
7:18 is the timestamp
one of the best surprises when it happens 😂
**naughty naughty Uncle Roger**
Uhhh Im pretty sure what he meant was the Adult Joke of having eggs up in Auntie Helen aka insemenated inside her "even aunti helen has egg inside her but she still dry".
Let's give Kay props for having the world record time of making Uncle Roger's leg go down the chair.
Lol
Truth
Now there's a new king for this record
*HowToBasic*
True
@@HAWKREDSPIKE but burning the damn garlic and throwing raw rice over it and then also putting boiled peas in it is just....uh..yea.
3:45 burn victum lol that just got me 😂
I lost all my hair watching Kay’s cooking her cooking terrified me so bad my hair. Fell straight out lol
To this day I've no idea if Kays Cooking is a legitimate person that somehow didn't learn to cook or is a hilariously well done character doing a bit.
legit person
I showed my parents her channel and they refuse to believe she's not faking it
I think they'd lose all faith in humanity if it turned out to be real 😅😅😅
@@cerianicaestagnier 🤣🤣
I think it's a bit of both. She probably isn't good at cooking, but she's exagerating some things as well, for comedic effect.
@@stormruner9183 nope, she's actually that bad
"Sorry children"
My goodness what a voice
THE CONTRAST between his comedic Uncle Roger's voice, like daammnnn
ikr☺️
😳😳😍
I refuse to believe it's his voice 😶
“It is unique, uniquely shit” - Uncle Gordon
When she burnt the garlic, i already started driving to her home 💀
You can see the script on his phone when he zooms out lol
As a Malaysian, I am traumatised. I repeat, traumatised. The moment the scene cut and her garlic is dark, the moment she put raw rice into the wok..... I shivered.
I'm American, I cringed watching this worst than you. I make Thai, Japanese and Chinese fried rice ALL the time. That lady is disgusting and so is her cooking skills are non-existent! If I didn't hear her accent, I would of thought she came from America, out of a trailer park somewhere.
@@Cindy75K I agreed til the trailor park comment; wasn't neccessary.
I'm as pasty white as sour cream. That was an absolute travesty
@@Cindy75K damn bro, didn’t need to be so passive aggresive.
This is horrible. The wok is even disappointed...
Oh my god, this woman just beat Jamie.... She is the CHAMPION now.
There might be more.
At least she did not use jam
@@BigSmoke-yo8kh and she used a wok
Champion WORST fried rice
And she never used colander but her techniques really rankles me so much.
Kay made all the Asian people cry today
Cooking the pea and not the rice is probably the most British thing ever
I like how Uncle Roger mixes “Real him”and the “Acting him”...😅
That was like watching a train wreck is slow motion.
Yeah the one behind the camera is acting
@@MarcusBricks 😂
@@babebubeboink2983 😁😑🤲👈🔥❤️🥴💀🌋😂🪀👁🤦♂️
@@MarcusBricks wtf get some help
For all the Asians out there, we all know that we were mentally being attacked and hurt. Like we all know that it just didn't feel right to put dry and UNCOOKED rice on a pan
It's human instinct to be repulsed by this video. It transcends culture and belief, our primitive ape brains know it's wrong no matter where we come from.
@@killerbug05 umm yeah
I felt my Italian ancestors crying over the treatment of that rice.
I can hear my ancestors crying blood
@@lapp5423 same 😔
You should meet and cook together! 😂
She’s so good at being a bad cook that it has to be a learned skill
She took the "FRIED RICE" recipe *_too literally_*
Damn 🤣
Bro that's fried grains not fried rice
@@skelebro9999 rice is a grain
@@kunjuuu2 you're right
On a serious note...growing up in the US my parents only got mad about food going to waste because it cost money. When I met my wife (japanese) it was the first time I heard someone say wasting food was an insult to all the people who worked hard to make it. Puts things into perspective.
My mom (japanese) said the same thing lol You thank the farmers, the people who transport it, the cooks, your mom or whatever who cooked it n stuff so you never waste it. It is a lot of effort to make food so..
Imagine your a farmer taking good care of crops and putting a lot of effort into it. Even to the point of traveling far from home, staying up late at night, waking up very early in the morning, and miraculously save the crops from an extreme weather event. And then you find out half those crops you sweat blood for were wasted easily by people. That has to be one of the most excruciating and devastating feelings you can experience. All that hard work and sacrifices not paying off.
economically that's because america has vast fertile land to grow crops in large scale and so easily so you have endless food to eat, while Japan has bad natural environment for agricultural production so food is always scarce, even to this day
This is pretty much most asian countries. I am told to eat what food is on the table and taught how to cook dishes using leftovers to save. When I eat, there's not a single grain of rice left on the plate.
My parents and grandparents experienced world war 2 and they never waste food. They even fry unrefrigerated leftover boiled rice that's already borderline spoiled.
the ONLY thing I can think of is that, at least in the States, "Rice a Roni" has you brown the uncooked rice and vermicelli in a little bit of oil before you boil it...MAYBE? I don't know if they sell it in the UK tho...
I've been waiting for you to review Kay. Her poor son. I think she was trying to follow a recipe. I kept laughing and laughing.
Uncle Roger: "Jamie Oliver made the worst fried rice"
Kay: "Hold my uncooked rice..."
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@@nassima2010D wtf is this?
@@randysenana7027 haha was thinking the same. Wtf is this 😂😂
"Hold my colander."
Hold my Cremated Garlic
*Rice is a bit CRUNCHY*
Asians: tf this ain't corn chips
Ikr, if she was making actual crunchy rice, it would've been better
on another note, frying uncooked rice with aromatics is actually the right way to prep for hainanese chicken rice, but u eventually cook the sauteed rice in chicken stock anyway
this was hard to watch
Should have put corn nuts in that hahaha
Thought she was making rice coffee. She better watch other cooking vida before making her own. Lol
@@unsungcoder1336 I think she qualifies for “worst cook” TV show hahaha
This is far more stressful than watching true crime.
No one is talking about the fact that the "chicken" she used with the eggs was deli meat...
My brother was confused why I was screaming over the fact that she put uncooked rice, I told him everything that happened, he had to stop his gaming moment and screamed with me
Mad respect for the brother
Epic gamer moment stopped
@@davidmorton6029 epic gaming music stops
Hahaha!! Hilarious 😆
God I can see this XD.
I admit, I’m awful at chopping things, but this lady makes me feel like a pro chef.
😂😂😂
Frrrrrr she trash
Bro I am 8 years old when the garlic turned brown I would think it is not burnt how stupid am i
@@Fiber247 just by the smell you should know it's burnt, except you have no idea what that burnt smell is like
lol
Please do more Kay reviews. She does Chinese chicken and Broccoli. Shocking
You hear cooking I hear myself breaking down
Suddenly, Jamie Oliver's fried rice isn't so bad
Tearing tofu still can’t be forgiven tho
lol
Ikr?
@@savagenoob1016 yes it was tearing uncle roger's heart too
Lmao
“Her chopping so bad, even her garlic try to escape from her” 😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody even bothered to reply
I've only found this guy today thru Ozzy. Absolutely hilarious! 😅😂🤣
@@steenystuff1075 Gotta see that one
I saw this coment just as he said it lol
True
I came across your site today and I never laugh 😂 so hard. You make my day. My son thinks that I'm going crazy🤪 because I laugh so hard when looking at your videos. Have a very blessed day.😊
The transition to the burnt garlic was legendary
"Even auntie helen has egg inside her and she still dry" Im sad not more people gave this adult joke attention. That was funny af.
N O E G G
Uncle how did you fix Auntie Helen’s dryness ?
Haha so true, this joke was so good, I wonder if maybe it didnt click with people right away and they missed it.
Honestly it went right past me, rewatching it is 100% better the second time lol.
"Even auntie helen has egg inside her and still dry"is my quote for school
When he said, “BBC Food is about to hire her.” I lost it.
Time stamp?
@@sebastiananima4824 yes
@@sebastiananima4824 10:41
@@atuljha6128 ty
This still breaks my heart to watch😢😢haiyaaah
I could feel the pain that Uncle Roger was feeling while watching this video
"The garlic blacker than auntie helen heart"
"Garlic look like burn victim"
"you're supposed to gently brown the garlic, not cremate it"
i got u 69 likes
Auntie Helen got struck down
Lol
🤣🤣
I can't believe it, an MSG brand sponsored him, his wishes become reality
Im grewing up with eating sasa
Terimakasih sasa
We so proud of him UwU
@@linguafranka8151 2in
and not to mention, it's indonesia brand that sponsored him. it's unexpected
Hi I love the way he said "if you put rice in a pan then you fucked up but if you put DRY rice then you defenly fucked up"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I admit. I'm trash at cooking but this lady made me feel like chef Wang Gang
Uncle Roger: “remember, this video is comedy”
Kay: “well, let’s make it a tragedy!”
my mouth fell open when she turned thegarlic black lmaoooo
Tragicomedy for u
Karen 😂😂😂 jk
@@toericabaker and when you think that was horrible, here comes the rice
That rhyme.
The viewers : "It's AGONY"
An asian kid was born, went to school, uni and got a phd by the time she cut the garlic.
Fuck that... you could get a hamster a diploma by the time she finished
I could have made my parents proud and found a husband by the time she's done
Thats only bcs asian childrens needs 11 years from born to phd...
😂😂😂 this video gave me legit spirit rising, as I always thought I was bad in the kitchen, I can officially be called a good home cook now. My gf should be proud of me now, got to show her this video
@@AnAkOnDaSsSsS you’re still saying the lady took 11 years to chop the garlic
the raw rice made me tear up
Fried rice, cooking rice optional.
“Her chopping so bad... even the garlic Is trying to escape from her”
Wasn't even that funny, but....
Haaa
We saw the video
I agree, poor garlic!
😂
"You can't save dry rice with egg. Aunty Helen have egg inside and she still dry"
~ Uncle Roger, 2020
Lol that's my favorite part of the video
Bruh moment
Orang indo hay :v
Yes.
Conspiracy theory: Auntie Helen was a chicken.
This video of that lady “cooking “is like a food crime
Bro 8:27 the peas are on fire litteraly