@@Hlychhochrist123 I knuh.... Honestly, I woulda watched it anyway if the title said "full on bash-em-up, blow-em-up action BUT no clapping at all". But the heading helped me make up my mind! HC-JAIPUR (06/Jan/2024) .
@@edstar83 These are made for people with a short attention span! The title of the movie is: "Nobody" came out in 2021. This recap does leave a bit out of the original movie...it's worth a watch.
The kitty bracelet is a great metaphor that in a modern world where people are stressed beyond comprehension but must remain courteous and proper towards sometimes nasty people, it only takes that one tiny little random thing for people to blow up in rage.
Really? I took it quite literally. If someone took my daughter's kitty bracelet, I would make them beg for death for days before finally allowing them to expire.
@@falcon8105 i mean the "brother" and grandoa were leaving on a mission ad the dude bought a house with a basement with full intention on embacing his past self, so yea i think there's potential
@@jonyythetryhrd These videos fall under fair use but unfortunately greedy companies can copyright strike it anyway and then it will be up to Minute Movies to fight those claims.
@@takahashi2852 thats what am saying, last night i was reading on reddit that companies might copyright strike these people. As channels like movie recap, story recap and many other recap channels are getting insane views and this could lower the amount of people that stream the actual movie quite significantly. But i really like these channels especially the non ai ones like this and cinema summary, and hope all goes well with them.
A lot of this movie was shot in my hometown, Winnipeg, including the scene where he gets off the bus after f'ing up those Russian dudes. The building on his right is part of a college campus where I went to school, and when he's punching walls in the rain I'm pretty certain that's in the same part of town. I thought this movie was gonna be like a poor man's John Wick, but after recognizing my hometown, I realized it's a man who's just sick of -40C winters and lost his mind. Really changed my perception of the film.
"Pops reflects on the retirement life, and how it just wasn't for him. He sure is glad to be back in action, with his son" Lol. Best channel discovery in a long time.
John Wick: *kills 3 guys with a pencil because they killed his dog* Hutch: *murders someone with lasagna because they stole his daughter's KITTY CAT BRACELET!!!!!!!!!*
@@boredafamvs4237 - A coach gives you instructions or advice "I was coached in math by Eddie" A COUCH or sofa is a piece of furniture. Think of it as a very wide chair that multiple people can use.
Reminds me of my oldest brother. The whole of our family only knows that he was just a normal cop. However, on many occasions, he vanished like 'poof' and off from the grid without any prompt from a week to more than two months. At the beginning of his job, he remains as the happy go lucky guy. After a few times of vanishing, he turns colder and colder. Still, he always gets surprised like a normal person if got jumpscared, but after his 4th time vanishing out of blue, the guy was like dead inside. He still remains as the happy go lucky guy on the outside, but we the whole family know he's faking it. At that point we already had the guess that he must be involved in some spec ops swat type of shit. One day, I had a drink with him alone and while watching some movie in midnight. We got bored and hungry so he offers to grill some mutton in his fridge. Oh I forgot to tell that his house was only around 200meters from our family's. So we had a nice midnight grilling and talk. Then my stupid mouth accidentally asked him on how many lives his hand had taken. He freezed a bit and then continue grilling. I apologize to him for asking him things that he can't talk. He just shrugged it off and we continue talking grilling and eating until we finishes. So I starts to clean up things, and cut and served him some pineapple. He suddenly pop a question on how many students are in my class including me. So I answered 27. Then, he said 'somewhere around that'. I got confused like 'huh? what do you mean?' at first but he kept his silence, then starts stretching out and yawn 'I'm going back'. Before he opens the door to get out, he turned around stared straight into my eyes for a moment. 'what?', I asked. It was when I was trying to sleep later that the whole thing starts coming down to me and I was like 'damn!'. And his staredown earlier basically said 'Keep it only to yourself'. Next day, he picked me up and dropped at me at my college and droves off. Things went like normal until 5 years ago he got married and got transfered into another state and live there from since with his own family. It still gives me chills how similar is this movie actor behavior to my brother and on thinking about how other people who only knows him as a gentle and funny guy is oblivious to the fact that he had taken out *'somewhere around that'* lives. Then, I woke up from my alarm clock doing its 'screeeee' shit and I was like 'what type of stupid dream was that? I'm the eldest child!' and start my day like normal.
It wasn't really 90% all the scenes before it builds up the stress for "doing nothing" and the fact that they even took something meaningless to them where it mattered to his daughter, that is what it pushed him to finally break out.
The fact that the kitty kat bracelet was under the couch the whole time was low key hilarious. Imagine the bloodshed that could've been avoided if they just looked around the house
Man! Why am I still watching this???!!! I loved it so much when it came out, I bought it on digital! I think this was right before or right after he filmed the final season of Better Call Saul! Such an under rated movie. It's worth a watch! Saul at his best!
Legitimately the only reason I clicked the link. Hilarious title, would get baited again. I like the edited version now even more. "They Tried To Rob A Soldier's House, So He Clapped Their Cheeks."
Great movie. It follows the same movie troupe of âbad guys regretting with the wrong guyâ movies, but the writing/action/pacing kept me entertained.
lmao i love how every video in this channel is basically us getting jebaited into thinking someone would get clapped but had a good time in the end of the video anyways.
HUGE thank you for this, after watching your review I went ahead and watched Nobody, This is now my #1 fav movie. THANK YOU!!!!!! Cant wait for the sequel!!!!!
That tattoo shop scene is amazing. "Thank you for your service" >Runs off >Locks the door >5 times >Peeks through the door window >Closes the door window >Everybody now scared shitless
Fun Fact: The tattoo Hutch has is a 7 of clubs and a 2 of diamonds, one of the worst possible hands you can get in Texas Hold 'em. His job as an "Auditor" likely stems from the parallel, you don't want that hand, and you don't want the IRS knocking.
OMF. Thanks for the hand ranking. Means this movie is an allegory to the current Asian Pacific superpowers' standoff because certain people in Japan also have this tatoo of their card game. It all fits together each character matches.
Great movie, but I'm not sure some of you actually watched it. Hutch was a "government assassin" for a three-letter agency, not a spec-ops soldier. The 'veteran' in the basement recognized his tattoo and thanked him for his service, which was confusing because of two missing scenes (one edited out, and the other not shot) that explained the tattoo a bit more having to do with 1337 CIA members during Vietnam. Think Seagal as the "Glimmer Man", but actually good.
NGL when I first saw this film I totally looped the claymore/riot shield kill. That was so damn satisfying. Also a fresh take on the "blown apart by [shotgun or other 'wall of lead' type weapon] during the hero's final charge" trope which I genuinely enjoyed. That or one of the writers played Modern Warfare 2 waaaay back in the day. Remember pre-patch when you could turn a riot shield teammate into an unstoppable walking bomb with the semtex and claymore glitches? XD
When I was in the claymore threw steel balls, hundreds of them. The bad guy would have been red jelly on the wall, not even recognizable as a human body.
At the 9:30 mark, attaching a CLAYMORE to a bullet-riddled riot-shield is very novel. However I think the pushback explosion would be deadly to the user too.
@@bestrussianjaxfromrussia181 They have little recoil. They have two little folding legs to prop them up on flat surfaces for firing.. The deafness from being that close to one going off might be worse.
@@jonmurray5415 Have you seen a real one go off? Kill range from the shockwave pressure is about 5-10 meters, and the entire wall would be eviscerated by the 700 odd pellets. When one goes off you can hear it for miles and the smoke from the blast goes up about 7 meters. He would absolutely be dead, mostly because of the shockwave and not the pellets, although the weapon advises you to remain behind something when it is triggered just in case.
@@awilish1589 I've picked the legs out of the side of a bradley that was 30 yards away, and found bits of the plastic housing 1/2 way through a loosely filled sandbag that was 20 yards away. Do they use pellets these days? When I was in, it was washers in epoxy.
Gotta love the fact that the man who invented time travel is shooting people with shotguns, Marty would be proud. Old guy is Doc from Back To The Future
@@rustledjimmies1337 I actually now have a bit of faith in that adaptation after watching Nobody, most video game adaptations are pretty bad but recently they've been getting better. Hopefully the Just Cause adaptation will be good also.
What I really liked about this movie is the fact that Hutch's wife was very understanding and actually let him do things in peace instead of contributing to the problems like many other retired assassin/soldier/gangster's families in other movies. A good change of pace in the world of Hollywood.
Imagine a guy breaking into ur house, trapping u in ur kitchen, and then make u fall to the floor from a chair, and points a glock at you because he needs a kitty bracelet...
For anyone wondering, that tattoo displays the worst possible hand you can get in poker. If I recall correctly, itâs a tattoo worn by special forces soldiers, and it displays that you can survive the worst possible odds.
I thought this entire movie was just brilliant. I have re-watched the Dad taking out the 2 assassins about 6 times now. Simply awesome, the grin he gives them before ending them (with extreme prejudice). And then when Hutch sees his dad at the business and says "DAD???"
Wick: they pinned me down and my puppy infront of me so i killed a part of the entire russian mob what about you? Hutch: well you see they "took" my daughters kitty cat bracelet so i killed the entire russian mob
Hutch: I ended up burning a warehouse of money and killing the local Russian mob because someone stole my daughter's kitty cat bracelet. Then I discovered the bracelet had just fallen under the couch. So, my bad.
He was just a normal dude at the start of the movie but once the kitty bracelet was gone it was fucking personal
Bro *wheeze
Never fuck with a Mans kitty bracelet
John Wick. But the opposite
@@estele4329 it was his daughterâs
Joe Wheat
John Wick: They took my dog
Hutch: WHERE'S THE KITTY BRACELET
You can steal a mans money, but not his daughters kitty bracelet...
Next it will be a cat:
A Cat funny named "Gustav": WHERE IS THE LASAGNA?
@@PhaserFelix ah yes. *RUSSIAN GARFIELD*
@@K-ZY No no ITALY GARFIELD, if he was from russia, he would say: WHERE DA VODKA?
@@PhaserFelix there are cats named Gustav in Italy?
Still waiting for the part where he clapped the robber
Yeah man where is that partđ€Ł
@@Hlychhochrist123 I knuh....
Honestly, I woulda watched it anyway if the title said "full on bash-em-up, blow-em-up action BUT no clapping at all".
But the heading helped me make up my mind!
HC-JAIPUR (06/Jan/2024)
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Still waiting for the title of the movie. Why do people bother to watch these recaps? They spoil a movies we don't even know the name of.
@@edstar83 brudda the bio has the title
@@edstar83 These are made for people with a short attention span! The title of the movie is: "Nobody" came out in 2021. This recap does leave a bit out of the original movie...it's worth a watch.
The kitty bracelet is a great metaphor that in a modern world where people are stressed beyond comprehension but must remain courteous and proper towards sometimes nasty people, it only takes that one tiny little random thing for people to blow up in rage.
Didn't catch this might even be a stretch but I'll take your word for it.
It's a great metaphor for a dog...and a car.
Really? I took it quite literally. If someone took my daughter's kitty bracelet, I would make them beg for death for days before finally allowing them to expire.
This movie gives you a tip as well:
"Fun fact. Bones burn to ash at 1500 degrees"
thx needed this
Same here
@@guts3154 ayo?
Catholic church already knew this back in the 1800's!! Fucked facts yo!
@@sirmiles what everybody need it
This was a fantastic movie, not much setting up, no over-explaining of motivations, just quick and to-the-point action with some pretty great humor.
Simple is good, less is more. Only complaint I had with the movie was the sequel setup at the end.
@@TheB00tyWarrior nobody 2 would be pretty cool tho
@@totaldan99 would it tho? I mean, there is really no reason for a sequel
@@TheB00tyWarrior did they? I watched the movie a while back and I don't remember the ending leaving on a t.b.c sequel
@@falcon8105 i mean the "brother" and grandoa were leaving on a mission ad the dude bought a house with a basement with full intention on embacing his past self, so yea i think there's potential
BRO STOP WITH THE THUMBNAILS
BY FAR the most hilariously-written and entertaining movie recap I've ever heard. I shall browse the channel, unlike every other movie recap I watch.
This was a fantastic movie. The grandpa-shotgun scene had me on the floor crying with laughter
Edit - Movie is "Nobody"
Can the people that made this movie give him a copyright or is it fair use?. I asked here as more people will see it
@@jonyythetryhrd no copyright
It fall under fair use
@@jonyythetryhrd These videos fall under fair use but unfortunately greedy companies can copyright strike it anyway and then it will be up to Minute Movies to fight those claims.
@@takahashi2852 thats what am saying, last night i was reading on reddit that companies might copyright strike these people. As channels like movie recap, story recap and many other recap channels are getting insane views and this could lower the amount of people that stream the actual movie quite significantly. But i really like these channels especially the non ai ones like this and cinema summary, and hope all goes well with them.
A lot of this movie was shot in my hometown, Winnipeg, including the scene where he gets off the bus after f'ing up those Russian dudes. The building on his right is part of a college campus where I went to school, and when he's punching walls in the rain I'm pretty certain that's in the same part of town. I thought this movie was gonna be like a poor man's John Wick, but after recognizing my hometown, I realized it's a man who's just sick of -40C winters and lost his mind. Really changed my perception of the film.
Damn I'm from sask and Alberta. Sask has real winter too.
Wannt
This is like having your city that isn't New york getting shown in a mcu film
FUCK YEA CANADIAN JOHN WICK
Eh there bud. I live in Winnipeg to. I totally see it!
I like how the title of the video is misleading. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"Pops reflects on the retirement life, and how it just wasn't for him. He sure is glad to be back in action, with his son" Lol. Best channel discovery in a long time.
John Wick: *kills 3 guys with a pencil because they killed his dog*
Hutch: *murders someone with lasagna because they stole his daughter's KITTY CAT BRACELET!!!!!!!!!*
they didt steal it it was under the coach if i remember it right
*lesson learned don't steal a kitty kat bracelet*
@@boredafamvs4237 - A coach gives you instructions or advice "I was coached in math by Eddie"
A COUCH or sofa is a piece of furniture. Think of it as a very wide chair that multiple people can use.
@@toshikotanaka3249 đđ
@@blazedgamingkr1438 - I just thought maybe he didn't know and would like the correct spelling.
"Damn, Grandpa still got it."
That is the scariest Grandpa I've ever seen...
scarier than master roshi sheeeeeeesh
John wick vs pro gamer grandpa
doc from BTTF if he went down a darker path
or Rick if jerry was his son
@@scpcow1597 Nah, he's still rick (live action teaser)
Dude listens to napalm sticks to kids four times a day
I came for the cheek clapping and was MAJORLY disappointed !!!
Reminds me of my oldest brother. The whole of our family only knows that he was just a normal cop. However, on many occasions, he vanished like 'poof' and off from the grid without any prompt from a week to more than two months. At the beginning of his job, he remains as the happy go lucky guy. After a few times of vanishing, he turns colder and colder. Still, he always gets surprised like a normal person if got jumpscared, but after his 4th time vanishing out of blue, the guy was like dead inside. He still remains as the happy go lucky guy on the outside, but we the whole family know he's faking it. At that point we already had the guess that he must be involved in some spec ops swat type of shit.
One day, I had a drink with him alone and while watching some movie in midnight. We got bored and hungry so he offers to grill some mutton in his fridge. Oh I forgot to tell that his house was only around 200meters from our family's. So we had a nice midnight grilling and talk. Then my stupid mouth accidentally asked him on how many lives his hand had taken. He freezed a bit and then continue grilling. I apologize to him for asking him things that he can't talk. He just shrugged it off and we continue talking grilling and eating until we finishes. So I starts to clean up things, and cut and served him some pineapple.
He suddenly pop a question on how many students are in my class including me. So I answered 27. Then, he said 'somewhere around that'. I got confused like 'huh? what do you mean?' at first but he kept his silence, then starts stretching out and yawn 'I'm going back'. Before he opens the door to get out, he turned around stared straight into my eyes for a moment. 'what?', I asked. It was when I was trying to sleep later that the whole thing starts coming down to me and I was like 'damn!'. And his staredown earlier basically said 'Keep it only to yourself'.
Next day, he picked me up and dropped at me at my college and droves off. Things went like normal until 5 years ago he got married and got transfered into another state and live there from since with his own family. It still gives me chills how similar is this movie actor behavior to my brother and on thinking about how other people who only knows him as a gentle and funny guy is oblivious to the fact that he had taken out *'somewhere around that'* lives. Then, I woke up from my alarm clock doing its 'screeeee' shit and I was like 'what type of stupid dream was that? I'm the eldest child!' and start my day like normal.
Damn ya got me
Had us in the first half, ngl đ
Such a stupid shitpost comment, I should've known from the bad English đ
Nah, make this dude a writer already
cool story bro đ€Łđ€Ł
I like how 90% of his reasoning to catch the thieves in the first place was because they took his daughterâs kitty cat bracelet
Don't mess with the damn kitty cat bracelet
and it was unde the coach this whole time so the daugheter didnt even lose it
It wasn't really 90% all the scenes before it builds up the stress for "doing nothing" and the fact that they even took something meaningless to them where it mattered to his daughter, that is what it pushed him to finally break out.
Reminds me of madness combat, when hank got mad over a boombox.
This movie is supposed to be John wick lmao.
The fact that the kitty kat bracelet was under the couch the whole time was low key hilarious.
Imagine the bloodshed that could've been avoided if they just looked around the house
@
Anshul Karkera well a lot of BAD people died cause he didn't look around the house so moral of the story is don't look around the house
Nobody that was involved in the kitty cat bracelet incident was killed or even seriously harmed.
But yeah, if not for the kitty cat bracelet, he wouldn't have crossed paths with the Russian mafia.
@@sbstratos79 nah the russian mafia wouldn't have came in contact with HIM
@@jimbodestroyer1324 yeah lol.
This was such a fun recap- your take on it was very witty, without detracting from the story. đ
Who's here because the thumbnail and captions ?? đ
the wife not being a nagging karen or leaving with the kids when things went south was a nice change.
Makes sense. I loved how they took that into account.
Strong independent woman without introducing new-age feminism, imagine that.
@@LetoZeth I mean shes not independent if shes married.
@@Argos-xb8ek nah you still are, you can still choose to get a divorce and do anything you could if you werenât married
@@LoganKing4 you not independent if your with someone that goes agaisnt independence you're working together with your spouse
Hutch and John Wick go into a bar... And the bartender is Jason Bourne.
I'm too tired to say your everywhere.
Very funny comment. I lik your fresh and original style
@@cot1579 multiple accounts
@@EdeN_2006 u are right, this is also proved by the fact that this commenter doesn't let us see how many subscribers they have
The bouncer is the Equalizer
And James Bond stops for a martini, while Ethan Hunt be a spy in disguise.
honestly when i first watch this i was like not another john wick movie but it actually surprised me a lot that i liked this movie
Man! Why am I still watching this???!!! I loved it so much when it came out, I bought it on digital! I think this was right before or right after he filmed the final season of Better Call Saul! Such an under rated movie. It's worth a watch! Saul at his best!
This is one rare movie where the protagonist actually gets hurt
The plot armour:Hella thin
@@gggamers739 Hella thin and thick enough to leave him heavily injured but not dead
@@Jenzyyyy the best kind of plot armour
To make a good story, the enemies must actually be a threat.
@@icecream3265 indeed
"They tried to rob a soldier's house, so he clapped them"
Title of the year 2021
Legitimately the only reason I clicked the link. Hilarious title, would get baited again. I like the edited version now even more.
"They Tried To Rob A Soldier's House, So He Clapped Their Cheeks."
Their cheeks
@@asiandod325 ill clapp yoh cheeks come hereee
@@Mayhzon title is fucking hilarious!!! đ
Great movie. It follows the same movie troupe of âbad guys regretting with the wrong guyâ movies, but the writing/action/pacing kept me entertained.
Saul constantly getting himself in trouble I see
Moral of the movie: Donât mess with a mans kitty bracelet
He just has a really good gaming chair
and his grandpa
Kitty cat bracelet
Papa Wolf!
God, Hutch acting like someone layed a finger on his butter-finger or something.
LMAO
You never touch another man's butter finger.
kid named finger
@@vex3580 Waltuh
lmao i love how every video in this channel is basically us getting jebaited into thinking someone would get clapped but had a good time in the end of the video anyways.
HUGE thank you for this, after watching your review I went ahead and watched Nobody, This is now my #1 fav movie. THANK YOU!!!!!! Cant wait for the sequel!!!!!
John: Hey Hutch, how's your wife and kids?
Hutch: Still wonderful, how about yours?
John:...
Hutch:...
Hutch: I am very sorry
For some reason, that team up gives me Lethal Weapon vibes...
John: verdict? 2-out-of-5 PENCILS!
All jokes aside, I love this movie because it doesn't try to be overly serious with everything, and just embraces the chaos, and ridiculousness. 9/10
Better not fuck with saul
That's all I gotta say
What movie is this?
Like John wick
Its more or less my favorite action movie.
7:12 Damn grandpa goin X games modeđ„¶
9:51 He receives a call, just like that he's free to go
I guess he called Saul Goodman
Hey did you know you had rights?
That tattoo shop scene is amazing.
"Thank you for your service"
>Runs off
>Locks the door
>5 times
>Peeks through the door window
>Closes the door window
>Everybody now scared shitless
Actually he locked the door 9-10 timesđ
Fun Fact: The tattoo Hutch has is a 7 of clubs and a 2 of diamonds, one of the worst possible hands you can get in Texas Hold 'em.
His job as an "Auditor" likely stems from the parallel, you don't want that hand, and you don't want the IRS knocking.
OMF. Thanks for the hand ranking. Means this movie is an allegory to the current Asian Pacific superpowers' standoff because certain people in Japan also have this tatoo of their card game. It all fits together each character matches.
@@davebauman4991 yeah its 893
@@ismu34 All islanders must stand united against the ancient centrist imperialists' invasion! United we stand. Divided we fall.
alot of people that are like hutch cant say there actualy "jobs" as it can lead to mass effect
This is the great value version of John Wick đ except he going off for stealing a kitty kat braceletđ
'Nobody' fantastic film. Bob Odenkirk was awesome, playing against type.
Is he related to that guy who made those thumb movies like Batthumb and Thumb Wars?
@@rickoshay5525 Ghat was Steve Oedekerk and apparently, they weren't related. I have to watch those.
@@ephemeralsamsara You should. They are hilarious roasts. Especially Thumbtanic.
Great movie, but I'm not sure some of you actually watched it. Hutch was a "government assassin" for a three-letter agency, not a spec-ops soldier. The 'veteran' in the basement recognized his tattoo and thanked him for his service, which was confusing because of two missing scenes (one edited out, and the other not shot) that explained the tattoo a bit more having to do with 1337 CIA members during Vietnam. Think Seagal as the "Glimmer Man", but actually good.
Nice
@@MinuteMovies1 LOL "Nice" GIGACHAD PEPEGA CLAP
@@MinuteMovies1 lmaoaoaoaoa
nothing about 'Nam unfortunately
Thanks
NGL when I first saw this film I totally looped the claymore/riot shield kill. That was so damn satisfying. Also a fresh take on the "blown apart by [shotgun or other 'wall of lead' type weapon] during the hero's final charge" trope which I genuinely enjoyed.
That or one of the writers played Modern Warfare 2 waaaay back in the day. Remember pre-patch when you could turn a riot shield teammate into an unstoppable walking bomb with the semtex and claymore glitches? XD
MW2 was first thing I thought of too lmao, would not surprise me in the slightest that one of the writers played
When I was in the claymore threw steel balls, hundreds of them. The bad guy would have been red jelly on the wall, not even recognizable as a human body.
Hahahahaha what's the name of this movie?
@@MultiverseCODM nobody
@@schizophrenicgaming5007 thank you!!
Best recap and narrator on youtube!!! đ
"He dishes out damage!" XD. Okay, Minute Movies, that was great.
At the 9:30 mark, attaching a CLAYMORE to a bullet-riddled riot-shield is very novel. However I think the pushback explosion would be deadly to the user too.
I mean we did see him go flying as well
@@bestrussianjaxfromrussia181 They have little recoil. They have two little folding legs to prop them up on flat surfaces for firing.. The deafness from being that close to one going off might be worse.
@@jonmurray5415 Yeah I agree with that
@@jonmurray5415 Have you seen a real one go off? Kill range from the shockwave pressure is about 5-10 meters, and the entire wall would be eviscerated by the 700 odd pellets. When one goes off you can hear it for miles and the smoke from the blast goes up about 7 meters. He would absolutely be dead, mostly because of the shockwave and not the pellets, although the weapon advises you to remain behind something when it is triggered just in case.
@@awilish1589 I've picked the legs out of the side of a bradley that was 30 yards away, and found bits of the plastic housing 1/2 way through a loosely filled sandbag that was 20 yards away.
Do they use pellets these days? When I was in, it was washers in epoxy.
i pray everynight to become Saul Goodman .
They say this is what happens when you Don't Call Saul.
I only know Sol Badguy, who is actually a good guy
I thought that was Bryan called. Thanks I'll watch it now.
'She Tried To Rob His House, So He CLAPPED Her' - I have never seen a title describing the content so accurately, what an exceptional talent.
3:56 Hutch: "I'm not surrounded but you're here stuck with me and I'm gonna kill all of you."
Gotta love the fact that the man who invented time travel is shooting people with shotguns, Marty would be proud.
Old guy is Doc from Back To The Future
lol
Commander Kruge ducked back in his Bird of Prey for a brief holiday...
And here I thought Jim Ignatowski was a drug addled scholar.
he's a goddamn LEGEND
What else would you invent time travel for?
Finally Nobody. Been waiting for this for so long.
What's the name of the movie ??
@@o.gdragon9039 Nobody (2021)
@@o.gdragon9039 "nobody"
@@o.gdragon9039 Nobody
Somebody? Anybody? Please.
8:35 "DOC! I NEED SOME FIRE SUPPORT!!!"
Nobody wants to retire from a fun career, my grandpa was like pops in many ways but he liked to smoke his cigars while handing things.
"You know. John Wick with bommers wasn't to bad" that was my favorite thing said by far
Wasn't excepting a John Wick style movie when first watching thisđđđ
6:04 Not to mention Pewdiepie would approve of this
Well, it was written buy the same guy who wrote the John Wick scripts. His next movie is a screen adaptation of the Just Cause video games
@@rustledjimmies1337 lol now I feel like a dick for not checking the credit scene, but that make sense now
@@rustledjimmies1337 I always thought this took place in the same universe it even seems like hutch is in the same organization as john
@@rustledjimmies1337 Wait a fucking second... A film based on Just Cause? Oh that's gonna be fucking chaotic.
@@rustledjimmies1337 I actually now have a bit of faith in that adaptation after watching Nobody, most video game adaptations are pretty bad but recently they've been getting better. Hopefully the Just Cause adaptation will be good also.
Harry and the dad riding to a new mission was a good touch hahahaha
Looks like alternate universe of John wick with family
What I really liked about this movie is the fact that Hutch's wife was very understanding and actually let him do things in peace instead of contributing to the problems like many other retired assassin/soldier/gangster's families in other movies. A good change of pace in the world of Hollywood.
this was exactly what the movie industry needed to stay alive. just a very simple movie elevated beyond its niche by its actors.
omg i love this voice over guy! This was actually enjoyable to watch just because of him.
This was one of your funnier narrations lol đ đ€Ł
This was the best movie recap I've ever watched. Excellent script and hilarious non-sequetors. Good work.
Imagine a guy breaking into ur house, trapping u in ur kitchen, and then make u fall to the floor from a chair, and points a glock at you
because he needs a kitty bracelet...
Really good movie, I didn't know Soul wasn't just a lawyer, what a great actor
The title LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Mom can we get John Wick?"
"No we have John Wick at home"
The John Wick at Home:
i wouldnt say that cause this movie was brilliant
Your mom got a really nice john wick at home. Appreciate that
More like John Wick at Retirement Home, amirite?
@@Akario3 yeahhh
@@patrickbasedman5255 yeah i know the movie is very good.Im just making a joke doo
âMan, grandpaâs still got it.â The true words of God.
7:04 they all rather die than to listen to his story đ€Łđ€Ł
bro's title always ends with "Clapped"
moral of the story: never mess with saul goodman
"he dishes out some damage"...while Hutch beats some guy with a literal dish hahahaha
i didn't even notice that!! XD
loved it when hutch looked at the camera and said " 'saul good"
@MinuteMovies I enjoyed your synopsis of "Nobody," (2021) and I loved your commentary.
The puns got me!
You have a new fan in me!! Thank you.
Awesome, thank you!
@@MinuteMovies1 You are so welcome.
@@MinuteMovies1 hey im saul goodman, did you know you had rights?
My favorite is the Home Alone style traps he put in that warehouse. Except instead of making you slip and fall, it's just shotgun shells to the FACE.
No that would be the shotgun trap from Saw
For anyone wondering, that tattoo displays the worst possible hand you can get in poker. If I recall correctly, itâs a tattoo worn by special forces soldiers, and it displays that you can survive the worst possible odds.
Seven and a deuce
I liked the part where the narrator talked about the protagonist clapping the robber.
I want a part two of this just some good ol kick ass with the ol comrades and pops
"Give me the god damn kitty cat bracelet!"
I love that line.
this had me laughing 2 times when the grandpa was kickin ass while they had him at gunpoint and the âWHERES THE KITTY CAT BRACELETâ scene
This movie was so freaking awesome!! It went to a place I never even thought and that was great!!
âSo he clapped their cheeksâ bruhđ
The narration, the jokes, the editing. This is a 10/10 video.
I thought this entire movie was just brilliant. I have re-watched the Dad taking out the 2 assassins about 6 times now. Simply awesome, the grin he gives them before ending them (with extreme prejudice). And then when Hutch sees his dad at the business and says "DAD???"
Great to see that the usual action actors are not in the movie.
This is my favorite movie ive rewatched it 5 times not kidding thanks for doing it!
"So He Clapped Their Cheeks"
This title is GOLD!
Wick: they pinned me down and my puppy infront of me so i killed a part of the entire russian mob what about you?
Hutch: well you see they "took" my daughters kitty cat bracelet so i killed the entire russian mob
Wick: thatâs fucking cool
Hutch: not as cool as you going Russian mob hunting to avenge your puppy
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Hutch: You're breathtaking.
Wick: No, You're breathtaking.
... much harsher in this context.
@@errorabortretry3694 Throw Jason Bourne into that group and you've got the world's most dangerous trio
Hutch: I ended up burning a warehouse of money and killing the local Russian mob because someone stole my daughter's kitty cat bracelet. Then I discovered the bracelet had just fallen under the couch. So, my bad.
I didn't see anyone getting clapped đ
These thumbnails are amazing. LOL
@8:45 Rocking "old man face" while still blastin.
John Wick with boomers xD
10/10 as always! It's like you're an unstoppable beast, just dancing in a rain of subscribers!
This video is amazing. The jokes make this perfect.
That movie is freaking EPIC.
9:20 He penetrates these guys with his long rod.
Hmm I have seen that movie before.
AYO, PAUSE! đđđ
0:40 âHe lets him go and the robber thanks himâ
Robber: âSo anyways, I started swingingâ
« They tried to rob a soldierâs house, so he *clapped* their cheeks »
*gah damn* đł
Im a simple man, I see clap on the description, I click
This really adds a lot to Saul Goodman's character
i love this channel more than any other movie reviewer channel, he adds humor to the explanation so it doesn't feel like a lecture
When John Wick is away, you better call Saul!