They Clapped His Daughter, So He Took Revenge (Movie Recap)
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2022
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“They clapped his daughter” 💀💀
ikr
💀💀
bababa lmao
lmaooo
that’s what we all came here for
"She's come down with a severe case of not being alive." I'm crying here.
dude, i fucking lost it LMAOO
im real close to having that illness due to that joke LMFAO!
that has me good. and the next one was "Paul grabbed a wrench and hit his off button"
its the way he says it xd
Came here knewing someone already commented this
Who's here because of thumbnail😅
Tbh me
Me too
I came because of the title
Yup
Me ahhhhh
Jordon after being intubated through the front of the throat, could talk immediately and she has no scare at all,
wow that is some healing ability
“His wife came down with a case of not being alive anymore”
This guy needs to be protected at all costs.
quite the DBZA moment
Facts
exactly guess what
"as always jorden not that talkative"
How very "avatar (The last Airbender)" of him to avoid saying kill/death/murder/etc lol.
@@MyWatchIsEnded dad didn't celebrate being the only parent sadly
Honestly thought we were talking about a different type of "clapping" but still had the whole dad gets revenge on the the culprits story goin thru my head.
Exactly! lol.
At least i'm not the only one here who thought the same.
Not gonna lie, Its the only reason I even clicked on this video. Funny part is I think I've actually seen this movie before.
Bruh I saw that and was who would make a movie yet alone a caption with that
Well in the original you aren’t wrong
"if he has a pulse, you can buy a gun". Apparently the writers of this movie have never purchased a gun before
Exactly, and especially in Chicago (the setting of the movie) where it's nearly impossible to legally obtain a handgun.
@@jrb37300
That's why I love Iowa.
Purchased my handgun (.38/.357 snub) with little paperwork, after completing a safety course, and gpt my concealed carry.
Then not even a year later Iowa became Constitutional Carry.
@@AsylumEscapade Hell yeah. I was so excited when we got CC.
Yeah, he forgot to mention you need to be over 18 as well because you can shoot up the local school.
But no beers before 21 of course, because having a beer is totally evil, while murdering a couple dozen people is your 2nd amendment right.
triggered
“Fortunately, Fish slips on some water, then Paul feels some sudden musical inspiration, it even struck a cord with Phish.”
Dying laughing by this point!!!😂🤣
"This was before CZcams removed dislikes" and "Moral of the story, you can save lives by taking them" those quotes are the reason this channel is amazing. Also can you do a recap of *What Happened To Monday.*
2nd that motion.
See also "Diagnosis? Death"
This is the correct culture! Prop this guy up, no more sissy liberal bs, say it as it is and be based.
Ooh yes, that movie was nuts
Omg, best quote of the narrator. Was gonna comment that too, but you nailed it. You can't avoid BAD DIY videos because the downvote feature is gone! Fudge the White House and crappy movie trailers go QQ' over downvotes. Nobody uses it to pick on new creators. We use it to pick on crap!
I'm crying inside for Bruce Willis. Basically, had a mild stroke, causing a neurological disorder and subsequent communication problems. God bless Bruce Willis.
God blessed him with his new condition. God could always take it away if he wanted to.
@@EatDrinkAndTravel God wouldn't give a man the world just for a giant "rug pull" event and take everything he gave him all at once and watch him slowly spiral into madness would he? Answer is yes... a big resounding yes. That's exactly what he does.
God this.. blah blah blah. All of this God BS is just human beings chasing their tails over an invented sky daddy. It's really embarrassing.
@@brentwalker3300 wow ya’ll are so sad
@@qazer2687 Like there is a purpose if you don't make one yourself. You will die the same way only with nothing to comfort you. Any purpose you think you have means less then their's because it will be just as pointless in the end.
“They clapped his daughter”
“They clapped his deer” 💀💀💀
"A severe case of not being alive" is by far the best line in this review.
Bruce Willis is a fantastic actor. It's unfortunate that he had to retire so suddenly. I wish him the best and hope he enjoys his years away from the spotlight.
@@jhahluc I mean you're not wrong neither is the original comment. The news about his condition was so sudden.
He WAS a fantastic actor. Have yu not seen his last 10 movies or so? Although maybe that’s attributed to his condition?
@@jhahluc it was sudden, he's sick
Fußdesinfektionseinrichtung
@@joshuadurant3663 wait what happened ?
“Clapped his daughter” caught my attention and got me laughing hard 😂
Same 😂
pause
he got revenge on who the boy who clapped his daughter
@@englandthames4809 lmao
Clapped his daughter with hand or what?
Bruce is a gift to action movie lovers. I wish him and his family the best as he battles and says yippie kaye mofo to dementia.
If only it were that simple
"As usual, she's not very talkative" lololol I'm dying
“Moral of the story; you can save lives, by taking them”
Batman:…
Batman: hey listen here you little shit
Saving Lives at the expenditure of ammunition- USMC
batman doesnt even take lives
"Batman is a pussy"
-Peacemaker
also doc from r6
“They CLAPPED his daughter at maximum compactor level, reshaping that void that was beneath her!” LITERALLY what I was thinking in my head
bro same i haven’t even watched the full call but i see cute girls and i know they gonna get clapped 🗿🗿
@@bando7270 eww
@@bando7270 the deserve it, afterall men are thirsty for some young meat
@@laurenpatrick4609 ?
This is why women walk away from you lol jk
Can't believe I just found this channel. Absolute gold
thumbnail sauce tho
"Dumping his load all over the man's chest" 😂 "some people think vigilantes are cringe and some think they're based" wtf so many good lines, subbed
😭😭😭😭
Sus but funny
Lol😂
same i subbed 💀 baw i was cryyyyin when he said “fortunately, fish slips on some.. water. and paul feels a sudden musical inspiration” 😭😂
The thumbnail bruh got me caught off guard and i pressed it😂
need the sauce fr
ik
I at first thought it was Taken but like she never got clapped.
What’s the sauce
Didn’t we all?
i liked the clapping the daughter but i laughed too hard at the "paul feels a sudden musical inspiration" lol
"Yeah it even stroke a cord with Fish" LMAO!
wheres that part? Timecode please
Dude got me laughing out loud with "a severe case of not being alive."
In the scene with the Ice cream man, the narrator said "Paul introduced himself as his last customer before dumping his load all over his chest." BRILLIANT!
Yes , now that was a good one 😉.
😳😳😩😩
“Protected by a human Shield.”
“Using his 200 iq.”
“And they clapped his deer.”
“They clapped his daughter.”
“He kicks open an compartment under the table to get a huge gun and pump Knocks full of led.”
Not gun, force multiplier,
“Emptied his load on the man’s chest”😂😂
“Came down with a case of not being alive” 💀💀
"aka Beta Males" 😂
"We cut to Paul chilling with Jordan. As usual she's not very talkative". She was in a coma my man lmao. This recap had me laughing so much!
of all the lessons at the end, this one got the best :D
Dude 😂😂😂 your narration is gold. ☠️☠️☠️☠️
“Perhaps she has a boy over”
And I proceeded to laugh.
Yeah we know
@@FBI-Agent. are you the real FBI? If so, say what i have been watching this past week
@@FBI-Agent. please don't check my downloads folder.
Just don't.
Hello mr. FBI... Whatever you do don't check my search history 👁👁
@@RedstoneMiner18 speaking of that… I can’t delete something off my google drive can you help me?
The title had me in tears laughing "they clapped his daughter so he took revenge lmaoo
CLAPPED^ with caps lock lmao 🤣
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@@kashfairyy170 no fr💀💀😭
@@kashfairyy170 no fr💀💀😭
@@kashfairyy170 no fr💀💀😭
I've seen the movie multiple times but this take is awesome. 😂😂😂
hey i wonder what movie video image is from? i know i had seen it before but can't remember name of movie
Death Wish was an amazing series and the story feels all to real for some fathers who have lost everything. Loved how Bruce portrayed an iconic character.
Death Wish is basically like Land Before Times - Fantastic movie followed by lobotomized corporate cash grabs.
Death Wish with Charles Bronson is a great series of movies, the Bruce Willis movie shits on that legacy, just like Statham's Mechanic movies.
This death wish is no where brutal as the old school series.
WAIT ITS CALLED DEATH WISH LOL This is just like death note.
@@Certaiter wait til you discover Death Sentence
Bro got tired of hearing the patients complain about their bills 😭
People should stop getting sick or hurt. It's not good for our healthcare system.
Bro imagine having bills couldn’t be us in Europe
@@PhantomGato-v- Lmao
@@PhantomGato-v- based
@@PhantomGato-v- or us in Australia
LMAO! 8:25 "and Paul suddenly feels a musical inspiration"
"A man named Fish got fried" 😂
9:32 "Joe rudely tells Paul he's closed, so Paul grabs a wrench and hits his off button"
That had me crying in mirth.
The most unbelievable part of this movie is the high quality video that was taken while Paul did his first killing.
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean I guess he didn't have the time to take a dump and figure it all out
Love the CZcams friendly narration.
The still image doesn’t help stop one from thinking of a different clapping..well played sir..well played
wtf is it from?
This was a great recap, the humor, the tone, the timing, and obviously all while doing a recap
for once i didnt feel like they where scamming the algo with text to speech
Yeah, finally a slightly different recap channel. All the others feel the same with that annoying text to speech and that fake ass "stay safe" bullshit sentence they do at the beginning.
@@alexanderm.635 Spoilers ahead: watch out and take care
@@Kingbob556 yeah that's the one.
@@alexanderm.635 eee
3:01" not being alive "is very terminal disease 100% of people seem to get it atleast once
"Ambuhlamps" :D Love it!
This looks like an updated remake of Death wish 1974 with Charles bronson, Great movie 👍very similar storyline.
"Sometimes, the only way to save a life, is to take one"
-Doc
Mmmmmmmm rainbow 6 reference (I forgot what was the name of the first rainbow 6 game
"A man named Fish, got fried."
That line had me crackin...
Movie literally shows the reason for being able to own gun and train for self-defense, particularly from evil people, no matter their color or unlikelyhood of being a criminal.
New Mexico governor disagrees, lol.
@Superman-xr1oh True. There's a low bar for intelligence these days.
more likely to have that gun used on you. sure its nice to have but you'd need to always have it on you.
@@cheycheyfriend247 not really... Just less likely to have someone think that their life is worth less than my stuff...
@@cheycheyfriend247There isn't a single, credible study that shows that.
Only stupid people who believe anything they are told.
i don't know if i have to be more excited for the appearance of Bruce Willis or of Dean Norris in this movie
Not only did they “clap his daughter” but they “clapped a deer” too 💀💀
that poor poor deer🤣
hear me out
oh deer 💀
I thought 'clapped' meant something not gunshot related.
He also dumped his load on the guys chest😂
This recap was funny I can't believe I've missed this movie. I've probably watched near every movie with this story line ever made, but not this one apparantly. maybe I've missed more.
RIP to the electrician that has to fix that electrical box that was installed on the bathroom ceiling for some reason.
When I read “they clapped his daughter” my mind immediately went somewhere it shouldn’t have, wtf 💀
I can’t be the only one who probably thought of something else
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You aren't the only one...
My mind automatically seen a pair of cheeks 😂😂😭
@@samia6888 getting forced clapped fr
oh its not it huh
This has some of the funniest lines I've heard in one of these.
"The man counters, wanting to precribe his fists."
"She chokes Frank. And he's into it."
"He runs over to Lucy and finds that she's come down wtih a severe case of not being alive."
"Paul takes Miguel's phone from the ambilamps..."
Dumps his load ;lol
“Before dumping his load onto the man’s chest”
He claps a deer
You forgot the hardrive part where he explains that it was back when CZcams had dislikes so he knows it's a good tutorial(don't know the quote word for word...).
Where's the "dumping his load all over the man's 😂"? Haven't heard of a funnier way to say he shot him in the chest multiple times
Damn, Hank really had a life before meeting Marie
@minute movies where is the thumbnail from?
The best recap channel there is, some are too serious and bland, some try to hard with humor. This is perfectly balanced.
As all things should be
amazing recap I've had in weeks man!!
the jokes and your tone did an amazing job dude. *KEEP IT UP*
I clicked for the thumbnail
"Musical inspiration" 😂😂
“Oh he’s got a good life. Let’s ruin it.”
_Cancel culture perfectly explained in one sentence._
kpop sasaeng fans in a nutshell
john wick in one sentence
Not really
@@CARBONHAWK1 yes really, people try to play “hero” and they try and ruin someone’s life over the dumbest stuff
Agreed
'You can save lives by taking them' words to live by
Exactly what the 2nd is for.
And never needed more than right now.
I need to know where that thumbnail is from that shit looks hilarious 😂😂
Love the thumbnail hilarious😂
"You can save lives, by taking them"
Seriously this Harry Potter dude got bars with nobody on par
I truly love the unique knack that you have when describing the movie absolutely hilarious and awesome
Hoo bruce such good memories we are left with….brilliant actor
The thumbnail edit really clapped me
Lucy comes down with a severe case of not being alive 🤣🤣
I love your colloquialisms 👏
💀💀💀☕️
Hank Schrader, Kingpin, and David Dunn in a single movie. DAMN.
Not many noticed the subtle reference to Bruce Willis's signature sniffle, well done.
"It's time to act up" LMAO
This is an excellent synopsis, and very entertaining. One tiny slip: Fish isn't the one that Jordan scars; it's the mechanic (Joe, I think his name is). But anyway, accurate and witty.
I clapped your daughter don't be mad🤣
Besides the whole clapped daughter thing
@@robogreek3157 I clapped your Daughter so it's fine🤣🤣🤣
6:53 “before dumping his load all over the man’s chest” I can’t man😭😭😭
I caught that I was like tf man
Don't take it out of context. 😒
Awesome Narrating!
"moral of the story, you can save lives...by taking them" hahaha i subbabadubbascribed
*"Come down with a sudden case of not being alive."*
😅🤣😂
So glad I found this channel. Recaps with a really funny narrator with a plethora of jokes. Whats not to love
i just wanna say i really love you content and keep up the great work
Thumbnail💀💀
“Gangs live by the ancient Chinese proverb; “Snitches Get Stitches”. 😂
"He slipped on some..water" I'm in tears😂😂
I'm surprised that hank survived a shot to the head and became a police officer now
Yeah, the DEA just had no work left for him after Heisenberg and Gustavo were gone.
"Please refrain from clapping until the performance is over" has a whole new meaning.
The thumbnails get wilder and wilder each video
"Bethany explains the process of getting a gun. Basically if you have a pulse you're good to go" LMFAO
@Heisenberg in Front of a ocean oh thank you for your lovely opinion!
“If you have a pulse you’re good to go”. Anyone who says this has never went through the actual process of buying a gun.
exactly! Obviously uninformed as usual.
Looks like the joke went over your head. It’s easier to get guns in America than any other country lol.
@@dragon-fur7829 and that IS a good thing!
@@dragon-fur7829 Not really. If you look at countries in south/eastern Europe it is ridiculously easy to get a gun if you want one. At the same time it is even easier to get a gun illegally.
r/woosh
Man named fish got fried 😂😂 9:18
That thumbnail 😂
"Basically if you have a pulse you're good to go"
I almost spit my coffee out laughing bro.
"you think kevin could spot when someone has a dark alter ego by now, right, because breaking bad?" caught me off guard🤣
Thumbnail and title were on point. I expect more views in the the times to come.
I love the bowling ball act.❤
"turns out she came down with a severe case of not being alive" 🤣🤣🤣 u did not have to say it like that, got me laughing when its supposed to be serious.
Lmaoo ikr! 😂🤣 got me off guard
Now THIS was a great movie and well worth the time. Great video!
Movie name please 🙏🙏
Who's the thumbnail girl? 💀
Man this Diehard movie was a lot darker than the other ones
8:36 - He's like darn the hitboxes in this game are too big ..lol that had me cracking up
love your vids keep up the good work.
You know your case investigator is terrible at his job when he couldn't even figure out that his brother sold glass for seasons. Anyone else got baited by the thumbnail?
3:13 def didnt expect hank taking part in that movie
8:55 That guy died with a Tom & Jerry gag 😂😂