"Remember boys, sweet if you're cute, creepy if you're not" That's probably the most true and factual statement I have ever heard in my life, reminds me of that guy who murdered a mother and a daughter in a street race who was defended by everyone on twitter just because he was cute
modern re-telling of Rear Window by Hitchcock. it also has elements of "the boy who cried wolf" where the main character tries to relay information but because he is unlucky all his information seems false. Until he really sees something that everyone will notice except they ignore him.
Damn Shia had such a great acting career in front of him but chose to follow his dreams and pursue a career of sniffing glue under highway overpasses instead. Respect.
đđđđI must admit, this is first time I am watching the summary of a scary movie and laughing my ribs out. The society needs narrators like this guy. I like it đđđđ
I have always wanted to watch this movie but had other plans when it was on cable, and I had no idea it got so intense. Thank you for covering this movie!
âBro Iâm pretty sure my neighbor is a kidnapperââoh cool ,anyway,letâs look at Ashleyâđđđ 4:16 âSweet if your cute, creepy if youâre notâđđ 7:36 My man spitting game out heređ âHeâs too big to fit -Canât relateâđđ11:20 You are too funny ,honestly.Amazing Recap
Come on guys letâs get Minute movies to 1 mill subs he deserves it due to his hard work and effort put in his vids and also because he actually has emotions in his vids unlike other movie reviewers
2:33 "Just be yourself" was genius đ. For those that don't know, Shia Labeouf (the protagonist in this movie) went on on a famous rant about being yourself... The video is on CZcams
While the plot makes them kiss early on, I feel like just leaving them as friends until AFTER Robert tries to kill them would make a *lot* more sense. Death has a way of bringing people closer together. BUT, this is cinema. It doesn't have to make sense. Thanks for all your hard work MM. We appreciate it.
@@erikdayne5429 you actually can, at least where I'm from, if someone is very disrespectful to you in public and you punch them you'd probably get off without any charges
I just love how you describe and recap the movie and make jokes at the same time congratulations you just earned yourself a new subscriber đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łâ€ïžâ€ïž
If only his idiot friend didn't "prank" him this could've ended quickly with them getting the dude arrested. If this was real life my guy won't be having any plot armor to save their asses.
If it was in real life, the serial killer would never suddenly go mass murder on the neighbors after years of careful calculation. As far as he was concerned, they had no evidence on him, and everyone was cool with him after finding the deer corpse. There was no reason for him to attack the mom and then go to the house to attack everyone. If it was in real life, the cop would not have gone in without calling for backups. And no way the cop would be taken care of so quickly by bare hands.
To be fair and in the kid's defense. The punch was in the lines of self-defense since the teacher did throw something at him, therefore provoking the kid. Therefore, if I were the principal, I would've fired the teacher and given the kid temporary suspension. I didn't merit a police response.
âI think your one the few lucky ppl that get to take this angle braces off early for good behavior â lmao he legit killed his neighbor for that ?đđ€Ł
The jokeâs on Kaleâs mom for cancelling his Roblox, since the servers are down anyway! Gotâeem! But Distrubia is genuinely good film with comedy and intensity. Shiaâs neuroticism works well. I definitely had a crush on Sarah Roemer after this film back in the day!
"sweet if you're cute and creepy if you're ugly"
Truer words have never been spoken before
no wrong the best words were "im aging but backwards."
that hit hard
Die Young Stay Pretty
Die Old Stay Ugly
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Nah that was straight up creepy. That chick is sick in the head.
Bruh, nooooooo it's creepy either way
"Remember boys, sweet if you're cute, creepy if you're not" That's probably the most true and factual statement I have ever heard in my life, reminds me of that guy who murdered a mother and a daughter in a street race who was defended by everyone on twitter just because he was cute
Whatâs the movie title ?
@@topshelves7858 it's in the description Disturbia (2007) it's probably in the description of other videos too
@@Dendoi_ thanks
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@@topshelves7858 Real Life
I love how 50% of the plot could have been avoided just by calling the police and giving specific details. Good video!
modern re-telling of Rear Window by Hitchcock. it also has elements of "the boy who cried wolf" where the main character tries to relay information but because he is unlucky all his information seems false. Until he really sees something that everyone will notice except they ignore him.
that's movies for u man, they make 10 mins stories into 2 hours
@@Applefan7197 thatâs like years in real life whacu mean bruh years into eka life turn into 2 hours đ
What are you doing mffffffff ahhhhhhh noice
Wrong he even tried callin cops
"Kale's mom returns with the milk, unlike my dad."
Bro i love this guy's humor so much
"Because he's a beta male he ducks down" i laughed so hard at this
So true
i think he is sandman
12:35 ânow the corpse soup is complete, chefâs kissâ. Damn bro!!! For realđđ
12:06
yum yum in my tum tum
@@MinuteMovies1 Egg
@@MinuteMovies1 soup
where is the location of the corpse soup I have to taste test it?
6:57 "Kales mom returns with the milk, unlike my dad" best line I've ever heard đđđđ
Damn Shia had such a great acting career in front of him but chose to follow his dreams and pursue a career of sniffing glue under highway overpasses instead. Respect.
he turned it around thankfully
Yeah, you been asleep Matty? He's been an actor again for over 4 years.
the kissing sense is the worst part tho
He turned out just fine bro, heâs not even the same person anymore.
youve been living under a rock
đđđđI must admit, this is first time I am watching the summary of a scary movie and laughing my ribs out. The society needs narrators like this guy. I like it đđđđ
U think this is a scary movie? Wait till you watch horror movies đđđ
@@Noname-du3di aaaaaa
@@Noname-du3di paa
it is the AI that is narrating
6:58 Gon's dad meme never gets old đ€Łđ€Ł
I have always wanted to watch this movie but had other plans when it was on cable, and I had no idea it got so intense. Thank you for covering this movie!
Bro I have watched this movie 3 times and it's such a good movie
I watched it
Muntz moment lmao
It's a really fcking good movie
@@frds_skce yup
âBro Iâm pretty sure my neighbor is a kidnapperââoh cool ,anyway,letâs look at Ashleyâđđđ 4:16
âSweet if your cute, creepy if youâre notâđđ 7:36 My man spitting game out heređ
âHeâs too big to fit -Canât relateâđđ11:20
You are too funny ,honestly.Amazing Recap
"She returns with the milk...unlike my dad"
true and 8:25 having 2 parents is straight flex in front of my boy kaeođ
âKales mom returns with the milk,unlike my dad.â I was dying laughing at that part
I have seen many youtubers make movie recaps but none as good as him. He is trippy. Keep up the good work bud!
Thanks a ton!
@@MinuteMovies1 is jacksepticeye in this đ€Ł
@@MinuteMovies1 the movie was corny, but your version makes it a must see! XD
well done sir you have my vote.
@@slingbart705 what movie name?
@@_interracial_ Disturbia
Love you giving us amazing content,and comedy love it my guy.
Glad you enjoy it!
@@MinuteMovies1 :)
âBro! What the heck are you doin?â Then the sniffing sound KILLED me! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł These are too good.
âSweet if youâre cute, creepy if youâre notââŠ.parables of a wise man in the century 2021
Ha ha! I loved that joke too!
Me: is bored
Minute Movies: posts a new video
Also me:A blessing from the lord!
Ok
Blessings to you my fren
4:06 the sound he makes is hilarious
Come on guys letâs get Minute movies to 1 mill subs he deserves it due to his hard work and effort put in his vids and also because he actually has emotions in his vids unlike other movie reviewers
Wow another masterpiece by the one and only
tanks
@@MinuteMovies1 âtonksâ
@@MinuteMovies1 jp
Nice likes
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This has truly become my favorite past time. I just sit here and become blessed this legend and his golden comedy. Thank you
Lol thanks man :)
@@MinuteMovies1 it's true tho, you're a chad!
2:33 "Just be yourself" was genius đ.
For those that don't know, Shia Labeouf (the protagonist in this movie) went on on a famous rant about being yourself... The video is on CZcams
This guy just makes you laugh your ass off even in the serious situations of the movie đđ
5:01 can we just go back to the fact that sheâs using the binoculars the wrong way
I thought I was the only one was noticed that đ
She is using them the right way. Some binoculars are designed like that, where the lenses are closer together than the viewing ports.
@@almerindaromeira8352 but kale uses them the other way
I have that small set of binoculars they really are used like that.
@@almerindaromeira8352 Kale has used that binoculars the other way for the entire movie.
Minute movies turns into Dharr Mann for one episode
Instantly becomes happy with desicion
hehehe
@@MinuteMovies1 hehehe
@@gabrielvicente8406 hehehe
@dream realm hehehe
@@dunkiel4014 hehehe
Minute movies is one of the only people who can turn serious and sometimes scary movies into something funny and comedic
''Before he realizes hes too big to fit... can relate'' nah bro I'm dead đđđđ
While the plot makes them kiss early on, I feel like just leaving them as friends until AFTER Robert tries to kill them would make a *lot* more sense. Death has a way of bringing people closer together.
BUT, this is cinema. It doesn't have to make sense. Thanks for all your hard work MM. We appreciate it.
All movies are made by simps and feminazi's
@@youtubestudiosucks978 that is a very trashy assumption.
@@mxghty0 you cant handle the truth
@Simon Achebe then explain "cuties"
@Simon Achebe then what did netflixs show me then?
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purr...
@@MinuteMovies1 hehe
@@nikmrn hehe
@@crey888 hehe
"Sweet if you're cute, creepy if you're not"
Truer words never said.
This is by far the best and funniest commentary on a movie iâve ever seen .Keep up the good work my man .
man this guy is hilarious. love the jokes and his sarcastic tone, BEST movie reviewer out there.
house arrest cause he punched a guy that mentally assulted him and harrased him about his dead father? seems legit.
I mean throwing the duster at him is physical assault.
Yeah. You canât just go around punching people because your feelings are hurt, snowflake.
@@erikdayne5429 you actually can, at least where I'm from, if someone is very disrespectful to you in public and you punch them you'd probably get off without any charges
@@erikdayne5429 he didnât just hurt his feelings, he assaulted him with a duster.
Serious offence.
10:58 is a whole new meaning to "HERES JOHNNY!!!"
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Just stumbled on your channel. Glad I did, because you made me laugh. Well written. Funny as hell delivery. Great job.
âReturned with the milk, unlike my dadâ top 10 most relatable lines
No one recaps a movie on CZcams better than you do. You make a horror movie seem fun to watchđ
Whatâs the name of the movie?
uh yes, high boi ?
@@1jamie514 disturb is ( sorry Iâm late )
"Sweet If you're cute, Creepy if you're Not"
Dude killed me there
I just love how you describe and recap the movie and make jokes at the same time congratulations you just earned yourself a new subscriber đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łâ€ïžâ€ïž
Hi pretty
âshe came back with the milk, unlike my dadâ LOL THAT PART GOT ME LOLLLL đ€Ł
I just found your channel and I absolutely love the way you narrate đđ€Ł
Glad you enjoy it!
12:10 "now, the corpse soup is complete. Chef's kiss" lmao
I love your recaps. Not only to discover new movies but also for the humor. Keep it up.
Hi guy
âRealizing heâs too big to fit canât relateâyouâre so hilarious đđđ
2:58 that maid got cake though
Dude I loves when you spice up the movies
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@@MinuteMovies1 movie name
This would make me cry watching. I crack in literal movie stress. Thank you for being funny!
I just discovered your channel today and I canât stop watching these videos. Amazing man. You got a new subscriber.
"Once he gets out of the 100ft, he has 10 seconds before an AC-130 gets called to his location" Made my day bro XD
(0:50)
I'm so glad you're back bro.. finally being able to watch a real well made recap video
9:05 I couldn't stop laughing at this momentđ
Uh oh, spaghettios
The word "iced" used instead of "killed" turns something very serious into a LOL momentđ
I love how this guy is not taking anything serious while reviewing thisđ€Łđ€Ł
Minute movies is honestly the best channel on youtube. Really missed you, glad you're back!
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Aiya
Bro the way u explain nd talk bout the movie is awesome, exactly the way i like it
Great content đđŒđ
Your channel es exponentially better than all other movie recap or review channels.
We appreciate you đ
You obviously donât watch high boi their in the same tier
"Skippidy-Boppidy, Bop-Bop, Boom." Timeless classic.
the amounts of jokes are egrigiously good
Ty ty
@@MinuteMovies1 yessir
Dude was Smelling her hair LOL đđ Love youâre videos man Much Love to you đ€
Your good bro had to watch this again the jokes were so on point đ
You know that Minute Movies is cool when a guy in a movie binges him.
If only his idiot friend didn't "prank" him this could've ended quickly with them getting the dude arrested. If this was real life my guy won't be having any plot armor to save their asses.
If it was in real life, the serial killer would never suddenly go mass murder on the neighbors after years of careful calculation. As far as he was concerned, they had no evidence on him, and everyone was cool with him after finding the deer corpse. There was no reason for him to attack the mom and then go to the house to attack everyone. If it was in real life, the cop would not have gone in without calling for backups. And no way the cop would be taken care of so quickly by bare hands.
@@VashtheStampede007 and a movie won't exist.
Love how he adds humor to the vods
Dang those edits man it had me laughing the whole timeđ
having a bad day and this part 5:04 was a blessing for me . Keep up with videos my man!
To be fair and in the kid's defense. The punch was in the lines of self-defense since the teacher did throw something at him, therefore provoking the kid. Therefore, if I were the principal, I would've fired the teacher and given the kid temporary suspension. I didn't merit a police response.
And the kid definitely wouldn't have received such a punishment even if the cops were called.
@@elliotloranger437 exactly the punishment wouldn't fit the crime.
Self defence? So the punch was to protect him from a duster that landed two minutes earlier? Hahaha.
If the teacher chooses to pursue charges, it doesn't matter what the school does.
Also: "The Spanish teacher... is my cousin."
My response: "Well your cousin crossed a line."
This guy's humour is on another levelđ
6:56 literally got my dying - my dad actually left me lol
I've already seen a recap of this movie but I love the way you recap movies and will always watch . Keep up the uploads
Keep up ur content bro, u actually make it fun and entertaining. Rather than other similar channels, who make u uncomfortable.
Thanks, will do!
This should be my best movie recap yet.
The commentator added a lot of spice to it, the fifty shades of grey comment got me lol
This stuff is just way too much fun. I don't laugh often, except when watching these.
The way this way recapped and narrated makes this more epic.
2:28 đđ too funny
Finally a movie with a nice happy ending, and where the main characters are all decent people.
Your channel is just the best i love your content not gonna lie somehow you inspire me love you man
Yay Minute Movies posted a video he is one of the best Recaps CZcamsrs out there rn
12:30 the best thing u ever said in this video
âA few moments later, Caleâs mom returns with the milk. Unlike my dad.â đđđđ
Bro you always make me laugh đ€Ł I love your content I don't want to watch the movie now since your version is better
haha, enjoyed every second of your movie with your sarcasm haha
This is the most funniest recap channel I've seen
2:10 daaaamn
âI think your one the few lucky ppl that get to take this angle braces off early for good behavior â lmao he legit killed his neighbor for that ?đđ€Ł
man i just love your content ! its so hilarious and nothing like the others btw GoodJob!
He always makes movie recaps funny :D
Whatâs the movie called?
"and pull off a fifty shades of grey " đđđ
i love how you were about to laugh when you did that sniffđđđ
Mom is also given the 50 shades of grey treatment. You are simply hilarious!! I enjoyed the entire 1.5hrs movie in 12 mins
itâs fun to have a guy recap a story and telling some jokes along the way đȘđ
"skibiti bapity, bap bap boom." Wisest words I've heard in a while
The jokeâs on Kaleâs mom for cancelling his Roblox, since the servers are down anyway! Gotâeem!
But Distrubia is genuinely good film with comedy and intensity. Shiaâs neuroticism works well. I definitely had a crush on Sarah Roemer after this film back in the day!
bro at 5:09 ish him laughing after he smelled her hair was so funny
âRemember boys, sweet if youâre cute, creepy if youâre not.â My man with the life experience
He was actually so funny in this one this one was really good it was scary but like funny I love you at the same time Iâll definitely be subscribing
6:55 finest comedy right there
Pleeease keep uploading it makes my day every time
I will bae
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âBut because heâs a beta male he ducks under the bushesâ đ .Greatest content creator Iâve met on YT recently
my favorite part is where he barely contains his laughter after reading the script at 5:05