r/Pettyrevenge They Paid with Pennies, So I Got Revenge
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r/Pettyrevenge What happens when 2 obnoxious customers try to pay with thousands of pennies? OP gets revenge by counting out their change one penny at a time... and then, forgetting the count and starting over. Again and again. And again! The morons stood there for HOURS waiting for their stupid prank to be over. Meanwhile, the clerk was getting paid for his job so he didn't mind at all!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
What would you do if you were working a cashier and a customer tried to pay with pennies?
"I'm not paid to do this, I'm outta here"
Money changer
mess up there food
"Rape protection costs more and you know it"
Count it and then knock the pennines over 'by accident'
*remembers the time when Mr.Beast bought a car with pennies*
Oh, so that's what happened after
same thought.
😂crazy
Same
If only I thought of this first
Are least he helped count
“Sorry, foot fetish.”
I’m dying
Gokuto bruh
@@Tektabyte we dont need to know that
weirdo
Well played.
the power in the statement was immense
"I wasn't going to take it lying down."
There's some fine word choice...
Haha I thought so as well
I s e e
Yeah, I was really expecting rSlash to pause and laugh there.
I've had kids pay for a gift for their dad in all small bills (mostly $1's and a few $5's), and coins. The transaction was over $100. I didn't mind it. It was kind of a nice break from taking customer after customer.
This is actually quite wholesome.
thats honestly so cute
With kids, I understand. With grown ass adults at like 10pm on a big 200-300 bill... In ones...
LadyLenaki
That’s honestly so nice.
So cute
“Your short 7 bucks” that was genius
yo edit that shit before the grammar nazis attack
DaNinja Pug
fuck one of them already attacked
I'm dead plus
Your = something of yours
You're = you are
I really don't get why this is so hard to understand?
@@BenWoods its not its just people forget to do it
That deleted guy gets around alot. I see him everywhere on reddit.
Yea. I'd like to hang with him/ her/them for a day
Ambrose lmao
Anonymous is my favorite writer.
@@TruthNerds Oh yeah the 4chan guy?
That guy is prolific.
I was going to like your comment, but it was at 69 when I was about to so I didn;t for that reason.
That cashier missed an opportunity. When they gave him those 20$ after he got the 5$ he should have said "ok, that's 25$ for 22.xx$. that mean your change is 2.xx$" and then slowly start counting pennies of his own for the change and see if they wait for 200+ pennies, might even have to leave in the middle of it to get new coin rolls.
I once got handed a heavy ass bag with 5c, 2c and 1c coins. It took me 3~ hours to count it. They eventually had left frustrated and told me to keep any extra as a tip. There was an extra 92€ in there.
@@indigetes Stories like these makes me glad that lowest domination typically used here is just 5 (euro)cents (the 1c and 2c coins exist technically but besides samples none were minted and pretty much all in circulation are from other EU countries as places still need to accept them). even a bag of just 5c coins would a pain in the arse to count if the sum was anything significant.
The 7 bucks short guy is a goddamn genius.
Intercourse? What happened to “Passionate Hugging”?
I'm also quite upset over this. I wanted to hear home say passionate hugging and hugging passionately... :(
Coitus is even better.
Zamolxes77 passionate push off!
Nah hand holding is better
dethkiller070 *gasp* not hand holding!
Never underestimate the pettiness of a customer service/retail worker. We deal with petty people on the regular, your change antics mean nothing to us.
you folks should know, many did it themselves!
…my sisters are retailers and did just that as youngsters 🤣
I'm glad the guy's teammates actually had the brains to tell her what he said instead of just making fun of her
If it was me, I wouldn't say the herpes line. That would be a bit much for me. What I *would* have said is that I broke up with him because his "equipment" wasn't up to any sort of acceptable standard and he's just claiming he broke up with me because his ego couldn't handle the criticism. It still would've made it around the school but you know he'd take all sorts of crap from the guys and the girls would just laugh if he tried to ask them out. I may be old, but I remember what HS was like. IMO he would've been just as humiliated as the herpes thing, but it would have a side dish of ridicule attached to it.
@@youarehere594 all because a guy broke up with you? wow you and her really are C****.
@@LegoSwordViedos No, I would say that stuff in response to the stuff he was saying about *me*. You start it, better be prepared to get slapped back. And for the record, no I've never done anything like that. But then again, no one's treated me like that either.
Viridian he didn’t just break up with her though... he used her then spread lies to boost his ego.
@@LegoSwordViedos dumbass
About the coins:
In Germany you do not have to take payments of more than 50 coins.
So if someone spills 24.67€ in one cent coins on the counter, you can tell them to clean that up.
In Norway its 25 coins for each value, so 100 coins max
In UK a shop can just deny service full stop. For any reason.
In Australia there's a limit on how many coins you can pay with, it cannot exceed $5 of any combination of 5c, 10c, 20c, and 50c coins
So example you can only use 100 single 5c coins in a transaction
In the US, stores are allowed to deny service for such reasons. Most places won't deny, but make you suffer along with them. Most times, that stops the habit of paying in coins.
@@deathsheir2035 the only places that aren't aloud to disallow use of innumerable coins,(as far as im aware) is federal buildings.
The foot story reminded me of being on a plane once. And not long after takeoff this nasty looking, stinky foot appeared beside me between my chair and the side of the plane. I mean it stretched out beside me at or above elbow height, flexed it's toes with their nasty looking badly painted cracked and chipped nails. Resisting the urge to grab the foot and give it a twist. I hatched a new plan. Took a bottle of water out of my bag and poured a little on my fingers. Then every 30 seconds or so I would cough on the foot and flick water on it.
The lady beside me is watching this unfold and giving me a funny look, I just leaned right back and gestured to the foot. She rolled her eyes and shook her head. And I continued my little frequent coughing episodes. I don't know if the foot's owner was sleeping or what, but it took a few minutes before it noticed. And I must have landed a nice wet spray on one cough. And the foot was yoinked back to where it came from, followed by an excited commotion from the seat behind as it's owner realised it was basically wet.
I never saw the foot again for the rest of the flight. But when we landed, I waited by the end of my row until it's owner was about to step into the isle.. And putting on my best "too sick to go to work" face, I had a big cough and a sniff.. Her efforts to avoid eye contact were impressive :D
You would dare to do that nowadays ^^
@@MrEragonPotter Yeah, seems like a good way to get kicked off a flight.. lol
My uncle had this happen when a rich customer didn’t seem to think they needed to pay their account within a reasonable timeframe.
When he insisted, she was offended he took such a “trifle” so seriously and thought she’d get him back by paying in cents.
My uncle insisted that he carefully count the cents twice while she waited to ensure she had not overpaid.
Thomas van de Hoef hehe
It confuses me why people think this is some sort of 'win.' You're just going to spend an inordinate amount of time watching someone else get paid to take your money. Wow, you sure showed them you evil genius. 👏
@@JohnnyTromboner besides, if someone tried to pay you in pennies, you are not obligated to accept them.
@@JohnnyTromboner It's because they think they're messing with you and wasting your time, when in reality, you get paid by the hour, everyone else behind will blame the issue on them, and suddenly, they're the ones on the butt end of the joke because they did the time invested-return on amusement calculation wrong, they're now suddenly massively overpaying on time and still only getting the same amount of amusement. It becomes much less funny.
"Petty Revenge? More like Penny Revenge."
More like "Petty Change Revenge".
r/pennyrevenge exists
The second one didn't really make sense
Edit: sorry
I get it
@@givemethasauce5720 petty change is what they call the change in the register.
This may not be funny to anyone else, but I first and continuously read petty as penny. Lol
*ba dum tss*
OP: I can't handle meat.
Aunt: Commits attempt murder
OP: Vomits on instead of calling the cops.
Edit: Aunt should be glad it was only a face full of vomit. She could of recieved some shiny new bracelets and taken away by people in uniforms that aren't strippers.
Yeah was thinking this. These people that do the "lol you're lying" shit with food could get charged with shit.
Kelekona not really lmao y’all think that the courts system is cut and dry now they would need proof that she tricked her and would also need solid proof she did it which her husband knew but he’s not gonna turn his wife in
@H M they'd also need to prove intent to cause harm or murder. And in this case it was ignorance and because of it being a specialty case the judge would laugh in the face of whoever tried to charge the aunt.
Fantasy is nice but remember you live in reality.
The op literally only said it makes them sick, its not attempted murder
@@xavier6838 Actually, having taken legal classes for my degree, depending on the facts of the case, giving a person something they are allergic too can fall under several crimes including negligence, assault, manslaughter, malicious wounding or any attempt of any of these; especially nothing serious happened. Stomach contents can be added evidence to support the client's claim. And if she can get any of her family to back her in what her Aunt has said, there could be indeed a case. There has been sort of similar cases (I say this carefully) because some people have been charged with having unprotected sex when they knew they were HIV positive. So, it is possible.
I can understand the first story, I have a similar issue with protein and my co workers thought I was faking. And would smuggle meat into my food. Joke was on them when I had to take three weeks off for a kidney stone that gets created because of the protein.
They had to come clean when my doctor put me on a very strict diet after.
They didn't get fired, but did buy me a bunch of chocolate
I have heard stories from people who have full blown allergies to some foods and other people don't believe them. So they pull something similar to what happened with this story. Sometimes the victim ends up in the hospital. sm
Yeah, I get you and OP. I have a fairly severe sugar allergy (not diabetic oddly enough) and my extended family doesn't believe me, so needless to say after a couple incidents, I've started to bring my own food to family gatherings.
(You'd be surprised just how much food has sugar/fat in it. Or you can put sugar into without most people noticing.)
Edit:typo
As a cook myself, I don't understand those people. You're supposed to make meals for the person eating it to enjoy so why are you going to make THE ONLY PERSON who will validate the effort you went through to prepare that meal miserable?
I'd rather take the information at its word and put a little extra effort so everyone enjoys the meal. It's really not that hard to make 1 small dish while the large ones are cooking.
How the hell do you not get fired for that. It's basically poisoning.
@@thelastremnantofevil according to the management... It was all in jest....
It didn't feel it at the time
In the first story I love the Uncle awesomely having no sympathy for the Aunt and yelling “I told you so” Hopefully with a smirk of his own
Best lesson against inconsiderate people is to make them feel as awkward as possible.
petty revenge?
more like
PENNY REVE- *gets slapped*
Jeremy Redus Sans would be proud...
no puns allowed!
I worked at a gas station for about 8 years. Had a customer come in on all days Sunday (note this is a small Alabama town) no banks open,etc. I was responsible for the weekend bank drops and we would rollover all the small bills we could back into the store using big bills to restock the drop. But anyways one weekend he came in and paid for a 99 cent bag of ice with a $100 bill. Peed me off but I gave him his change and he went on. Next week we had a customer come in with a lot of change to buy gas. A bunch of pennies counted down and we placed double bagged in brown paper sacks,stapled and tagged with amount. It was $22 bucks of pennies but here comes jackass customer again bought his 99 cent bag of ice and slapped down a $100 bill again. I warned him he was gonna get a bunch of change and tried to get him to turn back as I told him once his bill was in my hand it was immediately being dropped to safe (store policy). He said "I need change anyways". Counted out 92 cents (bag of ice with tax being $1.08) then counted bills up to $78 then grabbed the big bag of pennies and said and 22 makes 100 have a nice day. The look on his face was classic as he realized I'd just owned his ass. He never came back in the store again.
I sometimes get a 100 euro bill. Most shops don't accept them, they only accept 50 euro bills or less. If I get one I always go to Aldi or Lidl because they're the only stores that accept those bills and buy something small and the cashiers never complain at that. They're also the only ones that give change in 1 and 2 cent coins, most other supermarkets round it up to 5 cents. I have a special jar to collect them, a friend takes them from me because he wants to make a sculpture of the euro sign with those coins.
@@Ozymandias1 Guessin' they are probably used to it, since not many places accept them.
When you do that on the regular like that jackass, though, when there are plenty of options?
Ugh...That's just a dick move. At least get a reasonably sized purchase or something...
The end of your story makes no sense?
@@Smileyreal which story?
@@chvfd687 the paragraph in your comment.
“The feet didn’t move”
So I continued to stab their feet with my pocketknife
Good. I'm not the only psycho that thought of this.
I would’ve used my pocket bazooka
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw the only "autists" here are the people that shove their garbage covered feet into other people's faces. i'd say they deserve a lot worse than a stab wound or two.
Oji-sama on a plane...
Markus Yeah I sneaked it in up my nose. They didn’t even find out
This is more of a karma...but...
Long story short....
I work overnight at a gas station. a woman tried to use pennies to pay for a $65 worth of alcohol.
Whats funny is that she claimed that the paper bag of pennies were $65 worth...however...do you have any idea how heavy a little $25 box roll of pennies is? As heavy as a damn alcohol case or heavier. I told her that this bag is in no way worth $25 and she shot back at me telling me that Im full of shit. So i grabbed a box of $25 roll of pennies and did a comparison between hers and my box of rolled pennies. My box was heavier than her supposedly $65 worth of pennies.
She took her bag of pennies and said that she will use her credit card. However, the transaction was declined since it was past midnight and we stop selling alcohol by midnight.
She got angry and demanded to sell her the alcohols. I told her that in the state of texas, it is unlawful for stores to sell alcohol past midnights on weekdays and past 1 a.m. on weekends. She said that she will GO TO ANOTHER store to buy alcohol and that she will never come back here and she left.
Lmao, it's always fun explaining to people that after 9 pm they can only buy beer or wine but only until midnight. Sundays it's really fun when you get that noon rush and have to explain that only beer and wine can be sold. The look they give you is priceless, especially visitors who think you are making all this up.
Is she planning to go to another STATE to buy the alcohol? 😂😂😂
Won-win!
I kind of feel like throwing up over the person that poisoned you is fairly pro revenge. Especially if you get the face.
Red meat sensitivity is actually a missing enzyme that allows someone to digest it.
I looked at your pfp, and I was like 'ope, that is a boob' and looked closer. Elbow, not bube
And cool science
Same with milk intolerance
@@phaedragleason1906 a lot of people are lactose intolerant including me the red meat thing is a lot more rare. Unless you are allergic to milk that is more rare as well. I am also allergic to coconuts which is extremely rare, bananas, berries (strawberries are the worst), kiwis, tree nuts (coconuts are not actually nuts), and quiet a few overly acidic fruits and vegetables make my mouth bleed and itch like pineapple and raw tomatoes
Rasma Cox No... I'm saying a milk intolerance is caused by lacking the enzyme lactase that is used to break down the substrate that is lactose... comparing that to your comment about red meat intolerance is from lacking an enzyme, so is a milk intolerance...
When he saw that Corvette owner searching he should have asked, dude wat happened to ur car
Then after he explains you tell him that it is common for people to key cars that are parked like that. It would sure be a shame if anything like that happened. To play it safe you should just use one space.
@@ericbeilmann3649 but would that be too obvious that he was the one who did it...?
To the OP from the first story "Thanks, she deserves that!"
There's an episode of the cartoon called Chowder where they have to recount pennies multiple multiple times at the bank
Holy shit that show is a classic.
@@yaragilmour4648 rada rada rada
Ah, fiddlesticks
MUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNG DAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
@@Enterprise-D666 that show made me never want to get married.
My own coin-story: I was working the register at a café, and a young teen guy comes up, ice cream in hand. "Not to be a douche, but I've only got coins." I smile and tell him it's ok. He put a handfull of coins on the counter and I start counting, making little towers of 10 coins each until I got enought to pay for the ice cream.
After the transaction, stupid me tells the guy that if he has more coins I can change it for him.
"Really? Yes please!" And then puts handfull after handfull of coins in front of me. Luckily, there was no line, so I had the time to count.
I think it ended up with 270 SEK, plus the 30 SEK for the ice cream. That's 300 separate coins...
At least he kinda apologized for it by the sound of it
I've had a customer's that have a thing for dollar bills. My favorite is where a middle aged woman tried to pay over a hundred in ones. They had the bank bands on them so she just smirked at me expecting me to just blindly take the ones.
Instead I took out the ones in the first pack of a hundred and started counting slowly. She made a comment that I don't have to count then since they are obviously fresh from the bank. I just blankly told her I have to verify the amount is correct. I got a little past 50 when she snatched it all away and gave me a hundred dollar bill and some 20s. I then studied them too.
Some days I have faith in humanity
Today is not one of them
Edit: spelling
I always have a ton of quarters cause my apartment has coin op so when I'm short on money on my debit at the end of the month due to bills, I end up using quarters. I sometimes get a coffee or stuff at the shop across the street for my aunt like milk or cheese. I always feel bad when I sit there and count it out. I can't imagine paying in pennies. One guy who owned the 7/11 next to my HiSet class was cool when he said just hand him some and don't worry about counting. Another dude before me was 10 cents off for his pack of butts and he said it was fine. I counted out my change and I ended up giving him like a quarter or two extra, but that's was fine cause I appreciated his chill.
Oh my god, I love rolling coins. Counting is pressure with eyes watching, but rolling coins is worth it.
The penny thing... That "count and recount and re-recount" story was similar to one I witnessed. Kinda. I witnessed it from two angles, actually. I first noticed some random guy walking into a bank with a huge empty sack on his shoulder, and then getting it filled completely with rolls of various coins. Later that day, I went to some store, I think it was a target, and waited in line behind the same guy with the same full sack, and a full cart of various items, including a nintendo switch. Total came out to $527 and some change. He placed down a 20, a 5, and three 1s, as well as the giant sack, which he said had exactly $500 in it. To quote him "You have my change somewhere in here as well, by the way". The cashier spent FOREVER counting up the rolls, but not without opening a roll of each kind to see how many coins were in each type. And then recounting the opened piles of coins because he forgot how much each roll of that type was worth.
So, like, he was counting nickels (the 5 cent coin in the US) and said something along the lines of "Okay... 1... 2... 3... 4... [...] 37... 38... 39... 40. Okay, 40 nickels per roll, that's... uh... $2 per roll? I don't know... lemme count them up. 5 cents... 10 cents... 15 cents... [...] 1 dollar and 90 cents... 1 dollar 95 cents... 2 dollars. Yeah, I was right. $2 per roll. Okay, so we have 1... 2... 3... [...] 18... 20... 22... wait, am I counting dollars or rolls? Lemme count again. 1... 2... 3... [...] 22... 23... 24. 24 rolls of nickels. Wait, did I include the roll I opened? (Counts again) So we have twenty-FIVE rolls of nickels at $2 each, so that's, uh, $50. Add the pennies onto that... wait, how much were all of the pennies worth in total again? Ah shit, I gotta recount, man. Sorry"
That lasted for about 3 hours in total. I had nowhere better to be, so I just laughed and laughed while browsing reddit on my phone, still waiting to purchase my jar of peanut butter. The guy was still counting when his shift ended about two hours in, and so he got the next guy to pick up where he left off, in the middle of counting the rolls of quarters (25 cent coins), but... he forgot to mention how much the pennies, nickels, and dimes came out to, as well as how much each roll of quarters was worth, so the new guy had to basically start from scratch. Turns out, the guy was right, he did have $500 exactly in that sack. It still pains me to think about what it must have been like for the cashiers, as well as for the guy who was just waiting, twiddling his thumbs, as the cashiers slowly counted his coins. He had a look on his face that said "I regret everything" by the end of it.
The cashier's were messing with him. Each roll of coins is a standard amount based on the coin. You have to open it to verify all the coins are in there, but if you keep the coins organized in piles it's pretty easy to count them.
@@ThatGirlJD Or better yet, tell the customer to go to the back down the road and exchange the pennies for paper money. Geez.
citking was the best - not only did he outsmart them - no, additionaly he even made them tip him.
Why do people think paying in coins is so funny? I really can’t imagine how that would be in any way amusing.
Forcing someone to do a tedious task because you decided to give them said task on a whim. It's about the power trip for those people more than the humor.
@@leadpaintchips9461 You're the first person I've come across to explain what a power trip is, thank you! And damn that's fucked up, like that type of action screams "parasite."
hence why its funny when you are seven years old. because you dont have power over anyone. once you are a teenager or older its just sad.
Some people do out of necessity.
Shawna Burt yeah but those aren’t the people who are laughing about it.
I really appreciate Damien’s little laughs while reading 16:09
As in czcams.com/video/juVSDX_kv9Q/video.html ?
Ah yes, the mystery of Rslash vs. Emkay
Which one are you watching?
You never know
Stefanie Koperski oop
Isn't his name Dabney?
A good thing to know is that the foot has a large nerve cluster so if you had a ruler you can teach them a lesson.
and get arrested for assault
@@bostonrailfan2427 oh my dear, you think I am afraid of the law.
In Germany, there's a law that a shop does not have to accept more than 50 coins. That stops such stupid attempts :)
The first one reminds me of something a "friend" one of my sister's would do. You see, my sister was allergic to onions. I say was because when she was expecting her first child, she found herself craving onions, ate some and was fine. She talked to a doctor, who told her allergies can change as a result of being pregnant, so, no more allergy to onions.....Anyways, back to the time this took place.....Her allergy to onions was troublesome, to say the least.....If any of the food she ate was so much as exposed to even a drop of the juices inside one, she'd start throwing up nearly immediately after eating it. This "friend" didn't believe she was allergic to them, and thought that she was making it up. So, she set about proving that my sister was lying. During their lunch breaks at school, she'd sneak onion into my sister's food when she wasn't paying attention to try to get her to eat it. The first few times, my sister didn't catch on, ate them and, naturally, got sick! Another of my sister's friends caught on to what was going on, and started to warn her if she did it. Suffice to say, my sister got sick and tired of this going on and broke off the friendship saying "If I can't expect you to believe me on this, then *how* can I expect you to believe me on the more important things?!" Once word got out what her "friend" had done, her "friend" had trouble finding any new friends and became somewhat of a social outcast at the school.....and honestly, I don't blame the other kids at the school! Who'd want a friend who might purposefully set out to make them sick just to prove a point?!
kids are dumb sometimes, im not sure the age of your sister when it happened, but i used to have an issue where my friends would purposfully try to gross me out at lunch to force me to throw up. i wish i was smart enough to stop being their friends at the time, but hindsight is 20/20.
@@megasora4 She was a sophomore or junior in high school at the time.....It happened a while ago, but I remember it vividly!
@@megasora4 Also, I'm sorry to hear about what your "friends" did to you........That's just wrong!
“It doesn’t count all of them.”
I can verify this. Once I dumped three dollar coins in a buses coin counter, and it somehow got $1.11.
Mr. Beast: Hi
OP: *sweats nervously*
i would've added as soon as they've gathered the pennies to bail out : "are you sure you got all of your pennies sir?"
I know the pain of having a meat intolerance. I too had the worst reaction to red meat, when I first found out I had the worst abdominal pain, diarrhea, and vomitting (imagine its like someone is grabbing your gut and digging their nails in hard) to hear that OP's aunt tricked her into eating red meat makes my blood boil 😡
I did that last one when I was in Middle school but there was this one girl who would not just let me eat and kept telling at me so a lunch lady came over and told her to sit down or get out. She glared at me the whole time as her friends all laughed
The uncle is a jerk, too, since he didn't warn the kid about the hamburger.
If the uncle warn the kids, he probably got killed by the aunt, just saying
He told her not to do it, he probably thought the matter had been stopped and didn't think too much about it until his nephew vomited on his wife.
I don't usually like and subscribe to channels, but your laughs made the whole thing so much better. Thank you for the awesome content! ❤️
The Corvette story is pro revenge. Absolute genius!
I guess you can say they got their *penny* revenge he-he-he
Ok I’ll stop now
Edit: Oh I just watched the video nvm
11:07
I love this but its also stupid 😂😎
😂😂
Trynna be slick but ending up slipping bruh we’ve all been there.
That was penny dreadful.
Is it just me or did anyone else absolutely love the penny one
That penny story just made my morning. I used to work at a few supermarkets as a kid and would hate having to count change. Good for op for sticking it to those jerks
I love the penny story. Let me count it again. It was nice that some of the team came & told her what the guy was saying. Obviously they didn’t believe him. She sure got him back. Herpies good one 😂😂😂😂
I wish all EP's would get barfed on for not listening to doctors
I would have just opened my drink and poured it all over feet. Being like ohh noo I m sooo clumsy
I mean, sure, but then you're rewarding them for not wearing shoes. Bare feet don't soak up the drink, so they clean/dry more easily
@@mutevampire With a soda it would still make their feet all sticky.
Dude that was such a power move by the guy in the last story though I love it.
Justicerts and penny revenge. You're on a roll today 🤣🤣🤣
Those 2 guys with the pennies 😂
I would have given them their change in pennies!
there was a story I had heard about where someone paid the dmv with only pennies
I am definitely going to use the pizza boys reasoning for the coins. That was awesome
The Penny story was so perfect, I loved this!
“She dropped it entirely.”
Just like OP did with that load.
You sound like you're feeling better!! I bet Nurse Yugo took good care of you ❤
My aunt did that to my mom, wrote a note and put it on her car and my mom walked around frantically looking at every odd mark on her car for half an hour 😂😂
Rslash i like the fact that you are nice to the people telling these stories
Those idiots who sat down at my table, I would have just started coming onto them if I saw they were there with their boyfriend/girlfriend and just ham it up.
Girl:I have cancer 😢😢😢😢
Entitled Aunt:You're faking your disease!
Girl:Please I need to see a doctor!😢😢😢
EA:Why would I take you to the doctor when you're faking it and making me pay for the hospital bill!
Girl: *Dies*
Girl's Gravestone Quote: *I told you so*
😂😂😂 the foot revenge stories !!!
Watching your videos has literally just become part of my routine now. I go to work, come home with my food and scroll the internet with your video playing in the background from the iPad. Your videos are normallt up in the night time from my time zone so it's awesome. Thanks for making such funny content. Your reactions to these stories are often hillarious
I had the feet thing happen to me twice... well, kinda. The first one (happened second, chronologically speaking, but W/E) is petty revenge, the second just a cute story.
For one of them, which happened... like, three months ago? Four? Something like that... anyways, it was the guy next to me on the bus putting his feet up while extremely blatantly manspreading, knees bent high in the air, and very much in my personal space. Leg pressed against my breast levels of "in my personal space". My response was to take an empty bottle out of my bag, pull off my top, and start pumping my breasts. (After all, if I didn't, they'd start to ache and then leak, and nobody wants to walk around with aching breasts and wet spots making their shirt become see-through around their nipples, right?) Of course, his manspreading, combined with my breasts being wider than the space given for a single seat, meant that his knee was just in the right place to dislodge one of the hoses from the pump. He got a wet leg. He moved to a different seat. The guy across the aisle got a big laugh out of that, and probably enjoyed the show that I kept up for a while after. I've got a LOT of milk to pump out, you see. So, for almost the entirety of the 1.5 hour bus ride, the guy got to see a huge naked boob getting milk sucked out of it. (Two, if he could see past the closer one)
The other time, it was my first time on a plane by myself. I was 18 (looking like a very busty 12 year old, I might add, but it's not important), fresh out of HS, and on my way to uni. The row behind me on the second leg of the flight had a single dad and his toddler (2.5~3 years old, maybe?), the latter of which was peaceful at first, but stopped when she got hungry and the dad discovered that his prepared bottle was nowhere to be found, and NO, she did NOT want solid food. She kept kicking the back of my seat and screaming her head off for about half an hour, the dad being completely unable to silence her. Eventually, I turned around to ask what was going on, the dad filled me in with a defeated look on his face (we still had another 2 or more hours left on the flight). I noticed that the seat next to him was empty, and asked if I could move next to him. He said yes, with a puzzled look on his face, probably wondering why I would want to be closer to the screaming kid, and... you can see where this is going. I didn't have my pumps/bottles with me in my carry-on luggage, so I just fed her straight from the source. She went from screaming and kicking to a sweet little angel in no time flat. But wow, she was really hungry. I wouldn't have expected her little belly to be able to hold as much as she drank, honestly. She wasn't the first screaming kid that I didn't know who I pacified that way, and she certainly wasn't the last, nor the oldest, I don't think.
And no, I wasn't pregnant or nursing a kid of my own either time. Never have been. Lactating is just something my body decided to start doing one day, and hasn't stopped since. I've been dealing with it for 15 years straight at this point in time, and don't mind it at all anymore. It's also genetic, it seems. My mother still hasn't stopped since she had my youngest sibling (who's 21 already). Actually, she never stopped since she got pregnant with my oldest sibling, who's almost 30 now. Her mother only stopped at... 76, was it? Almost 40 years after her last kid was weaned, and well after menopause. My sisters are still lactating, though for my older sister, she's currently pregnant while nursing her 8 month old and her 6 year old, and my younger sister's nursing her 1, 4, and 5 year olds, so it makes sense for them. Me, though, I'm the odd lesbian out, and the only one who started to lactate before even losing my virginity, let alone getting knocked up.
EDIT: Looking back on this, it seems to have gone from "how I dealt with people putting their feet on other people's seats" to "let's talk about my boobs, and my family's tits as well ! What does TMI mean? I certainly don't have it in my dictionary" without me even realizing it until later. Oops.
Mr beast: sweating intensifies
totally misread that
That last one where they pushed the tray to the side, I woulda just sat on the edge of the table without bringing over a chair lol
Serving Just Desserts, oh my gosh i'm over here laughing XD
Metro Man: "My weakness is... *Cooper"*
Cooper: *looks around nervously*
I think you meant copper? Or maybe his weakness was actually thieving raccoons.
@@Gatoras_Blade or people that make barrels.
We have something called the coinage ordinance in hong kong, which stated "for coins of denominations of less than $1, for the payment of an amount not exceeding $2". Once a woman poured in a bag of dime in a bus and the driver straight up said "nope, coinage ordinance, you only gave $2, $7.8 to go."
Edit: source czcams.com/video/AjicOHfgHZc/video.html
Also the law www.elegislation.gov.hk/hk/cap454!en?INDEX_CS=N
@@Ghostie_Mecha it would depend on the business owner's level of patience, but they are under no obligation to accept payments for products/services if somebody turns up with a load of pennies. Honestly all these stories of people spending hours counting large quantities of pennies just don't ring true for me. If any of my staff back in my retail management days had started doing that, they would have been in line for cash handling retraining.
That penny counting is malicious compliance of an epic level.
My friend and I had that same problem from some jerk putting his foot up next to her. She leaned over and stroked his foot hissing out "My precious." The dude jerked his foot back so fast and moved. It was funny as heck!
Did you do an update to the entitled parents video about the EM taking baby for EK to play with? I read the update on reddit and it got worse after court hearing.
Random, but I am at work and there is an influx of Karen like women coming in and I am scared
good luck
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How was it
Did you make it
Just A Dude With A Scary Smile yup had an hour left on the clock and got out of there👍👍👍
😂😂😂 This subreddit is gold!
I know how the guy in the first story feels. My stomach can't digest steak or any unprocessed meats. My aunt also tried to force me to eat steak several times. Unfortunately, unlike op from the first, the meat just sits in my stomach for up to a week, and I can't eat anything at all til it comes out the way it went in. Even after that I can't eat for a day to up to 3 weeks, requiring me to get nutrition shots just to survive. The last time they even had to resort to alternative medicine to get my stomach to accept even jello, then I had to rebuild to eating ramen. 9 weeks of nutrition shots and no real food because she wanted to be right.
Nobody
Op: FREE fake HEPESE
Me : i think i've read this
*after vid
Me : yup i should stop reading subreddit posts
TerraMerc 73 I actually enjoy RSlash’s readings enough I try to avoid a lot of the subs he covers now.
That college student with the corvette... OP should have boxed them in.
That penny story was Awesome :)
watching this while drunk is a great idea
Dnt belive yuo, you don't have any splling mistkes
@@potentialbread4682 autocorrect my guy
Lync Valdis it’s only like 10:00 AM
@@eviedet1307 its 3am here
@@eviedet1307 in Finland where I live its 18.30 already. Learn more about how time works aka time zones
Let’s get in to the meat n potatoes
OMG the penny guy is so adorable. ^^
One of the things I like about these vids is going down to the comments and see the regulars comments
How does one even get a hold of that many pennies?
Banks dude
OP: I wasnt going to take it lying down
Me: you kinda already did lol
Ya never know, she might have been on top lol
That is such a cool burn. Love it.
I love the pennie story 😂😂😂😂😂
An ex-roommate of mine was, let's say, tactless. The night I visited my grandmother in the hospital and saw her alive for the last time while she was in a coma, I didn't get home til well after midnight. He thought that that was the best time to bring up a bill I hadn't contributed my share towards yet. It wasn't huge, so a considerate person would have just footed it and brought it up at least the next day instead of that obviously bad moment. I absolutely lost it on him.
I paid that bill to him in pennies. I dumped like $50 of pennies on his bed while he was at work, and I left him a note pointing out how awful he was as a person.
Getting those pennies from the bank was great. The older women working there were all "oh my! That's a lot of pennies! We'll have to open the safe." They asked why, and I didn't want to give these nice old ladies the story, so I just offered up that it was a prank, and they actually thought it was funny.
It was quite heavy, and I had to go through the trouble of unrolling them to fuck him over like that, but it was worth it.
Sounds like you're a shitty roommate and failed at using your dying grandma as an excuse.
#notificationsquad ❤️❤️❤️ keep up the good work R/, we love all of these videos ❤️🥰🌸
I worked in a dinning hall in college. That happened all the time. It was even worse when you worked there and we’re trying to take your lunch break. People would just push your stuff out of the way like we weren’t even people, let alone fellow students.
Omg, i so want to hear more penny stories.
I've never been this early before.
First story: as someone who’s sensitive to beef myself, I’m glad OP took action to out their lying Karen of an aunt... EDIT the penny revenge story was my favorite because only egos were wounded EDIT 2 second to last story I’d say R SLASH is right... that’s PRO REVENGE!
omg loved the penny revenge story , hope those 2 idiots learned a lesson but i doubt it XD
the penny conter OP should have said
"sorry sir but you said you wanted to get rid of change so im not going to accept a dollar"