Serial Killers Are Always White. Kabir Singh

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  • čas přidán 23. 04. 2020
  • Every serial killer is white, and Kabir Singh has proof. Watch "Retiring Material by Kabir Singh only at www.drybarcomedy.com/kabirs
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Komentáře • 479

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman Před 4 lety +417

    "Indians can't do it because their families are too nosey" had me roaring.

  • @drshrimppuertorico8894
    @drshrimppuertorico8894 Před 4 lety +345

    Just the thought of an Indian serial killer with his supplies at checkout is hilarious 😂

    • @kirtically5497
      @kirtically5497 Před 4 lety +1

      Freyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters the third.

  • @jdstarek
    @jdstarek Před 4 lety +488

    I love this guy’s voice and timing. Gold.

    • @chanteandrews849
      @chanteandrews849 Před 4 lety +5

      Yes!!! His voice kills me. I love it!

    • @sensimania
      @sensimania Před 4 lety +10

      His voice would be good for cartoon characters

    • @dukenecromancer245
      @dukenecromancer245 Před 4 lety +5

      sensimania in bobs burgers

    • @vlad3k
      @vlad3k Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah. Really polished act

    • @ZovniaO
      @ZovniaO Před 4 lety +1

      agree one of the wittiest and quick thinker... amazing

  • @numa.k
    @numa.k Před 4 lety +309

    “Our families are to nosey. My mom’s a snitch!” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @TheEternityForce
    @TheEternityForce Před 4 lety +239

    That valley girl accent. XD. He's Indian, but all I heard was white teenage girl stereotype. Lol!

  • @Sundeep6543
    @Sundeep6543 Před 4 lety +179

    He looks like an Indian Ted Mosby... 😄

  • @NikNik-zr1zx
    @NikNik-zr1zx Před 3 lety +19

    I have watched this way to many times. He is hilarious!!! His timing is excellent!!

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk Před 4 lety +94

    Funny asf he needs a Netflix special asap

  • @davida5379
    @davida5379 Před 4 lety +24

    Nailed it, every aspect of your performance was PERFECT!!

  • @sibakonde606
    @sibakonde606 Před 4 lety +32

    The way he said his mom was a snitch 😂😂🤣

  • @kbs8586
    @kbs8586 Před 4 lety +98

    He is so horrible and great at the same time.

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 Před 4 lety +188

    This guy is hilarious. I'm going to have to find his whole show. He's a riot. LOLOL

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 Před 4 lety +3

      Nena Elliott I’m looking but I don’t think it’s been released yet

    • @nenaelliott8058
      @nenaelliott8058 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sneakerlove5313 I couldn't find it either

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Před 4 lety +1

      Same, waiting for Dry Bar to drop the whole show

    • @darsht.4053
      @darsht.4053 Před 4 lety +8

      It is available for free on their App.

    • @triumphtriple95
      @triumphtriple95 Před 4 lety +2

      Or you can click the link in the description and watch it for $1

  • @mrconspiracyunsolved2737
    @mrconspiracyunsolved2737 Před 4 lety +40

    To be honest I never seen a Indian killer in Hollywood films

    • @user-zs1jd6bs2e
      @user-zs1jd6bs2e Před 4 lety

      Watch Venom.... I think he counts right? 🙃

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted Před 3 lety +1

      Nope he is of Pakistani background born in Britain

    • @user-zs1jd6bs2e
      @user-zs1jd6bs2e Před 3 lety

      @@CockySuSMounted Oh, is that so? Okay then, and thanks for not attacking me. I appreciate it ☺️.

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted Před 3 lety +1

      @@user-zs1jd6bs2e I can attack though FYI in all d right spots sincerely,honestly and respectfuly with mutual consent. 😎

    • @user-zs1jd6bs2e
      @user-zs1jd6bs2e Před 3 lety +1

      @@CockySuSMounted Well then thanks for attacking without cursing me and being polite 😁

  • @khairitannur
    @khairitannur Před 4 lety +26

    “HEE HEE HEE” omg who’s laugh is that 😭

    • @MNMNT_OG
      @MNMNT_OG Před 4 lety +2

      MJ back for another Thriller lmao

    • @Gulag00
      @Gulag00 Před 3 lety

      Probably his girlfriend

  • @nenesailo5355
    @nenesailo5355 Před 4 lety +12

    I love this guy!! He’s hysterical. He’s got so many characters 😂❤️

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 Před 4 lety +303

    Comedy is making fun of everything because it’s the reality that’s offensive not the joke as much

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 4 lety +12

      Or the *perceived* reality.

    • @skyheartsama
      @skyheartsama Před 4 lety +5

      Curve Pimp people need to learn the diff. The comedy is supposed to bring light to the reality underlying the joke. People are just so quick to be offended tho

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 Před 4 lety

      FLYING DREAM PRODUCTIONS
      Absolutely. They are interchangeable depending on view.

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 Před 4 lety +2

      Ace Skyheart
      Yes, you can use comedy to say some really awful crap, that’s absolutely reprehensible that a few sicko’s will enjoy.
      Comedy sometimes can be...
      there’s no doubt there have been some ... that laughed over horrible stuff..that you would like to think anyone would just be disgusted by....
      I don’t think comedy has a lot of rules for what’s funny.
      Maybe, don’t punch down......🤔
      It can be cruel or light hearted depending how it lands and where it’s said.
      It may not have to be ethical or moral, that is a viewpoint call.

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 Před 4 lety

      @chris easly
      Go on.....lol, that's the point. 😂😂

  • @natashiafawn
    @natashiafawn Před 4 lety +57

    I'd love to see his full set!

  • @nicholasrourke3836
    @nicholasrourke3836 Před 4 lety +89

    Whoa whoa whoa Asian it is take it easy buddy Lmao

  • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097

    Dude was hillarious but one of the people's laughs, that had me dying.

    • @estleenpretorius7888
      @estleenpretorius7888 Před 4 lety +5

      They should use this laughter as the new laugh track for sitcoms..

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice Před 4 lety

      Just another Glorpsday morning I know!!! I think at some point the audience started laughing at her laugh and you can tell he jive noticed it too!

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 Před 4 lety +8

    When he changes his voice and drags his words 🤣 kills me 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @WhatTheKorea
    @WhatTheKorea Před 4 lety +6

    I’m from Portland Oregon but living in Korea. These jokes are priceless!

  • @leonrai2899
    @leonrai2899 Před 4 lety +13

    he has everything a comedian needs, 3 mins into the show, such a blast, salute to my Indian bros!

  • @drbbass
    @drbbass Před 4 lety +38

    He’s hysterical!!!!

  • @dontbestupid6664
    @dontbestupid6664 Před 4 lety +5

    He would make a great character on a comedy TV show.

  • @Witchofthewoods.
    @Witchofthewoods. Před 3 lety +5

    I love this guy!! He's so hilarious😁 his voice is just something else...he's got me dying here 🤣

  • @makeminemint
    @makeminemint Před 4 lety +60

    This guy is great! Also, I see killers listed off in the comments, and the comedian isn't seriously saying those folks can't have serial killers too, it's just part of the set. Don't take it so seriously at the end of the day.

    • @romebigred2
      @romebigred2 Před 4 lety +5

      Agreed! And it's freaking hilarious.

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop Před 4 lety +7

      ​@@RobbsHomemadeLife Funny is funny. Getting butt hurt because if it was any other group of people that THEY would get butt hurt over it.. Whatever. I'm white. It was funny. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't make it not funny. Comedy shines a light on the ugly and the uncomfortable and makes light of it. Get over it.

    • @makeminemint
      @makeminemint Před 4 lety +5

      @@RobbsHomemadeLife Yeppers. His set in this video involved serial killers. I like some dark humor, and this delivered good jokes and I doubt if someone is ready to murder, it's not going to be because a comedian made some jokes about it, and stand up sets are not always 100% truth, this one included. Don't like this guys stuff? There's a bunch of other great ones to watch too!

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop Před 4 lety +5

      @@RobbsHomemadeLife It. Is. A. Joke. Anyone with the ability to reason knows that serial killers come in all races. It is just playing off race. It might be tasteless, but then a lot of comedy is.
      Race and sterotypes are easy targets. Don't let it get to you. Just move on. I do that with comedy that I don't agree with.

    • @olerocker3470
      @olerocker3470 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, right just get into the lie ...

  • @squirrel3443
    @squirrel3443 Před 2 lety +4

    Don’t let white comedians say anything about other colors though…

  • @eugenemakwena6792
    @eugenemakwena6792 Před 4 lety +2

    Lockdown spending my time looking for some good stand up comedians. Lol this guy is real funny 😂😂😂🤣💚🇿🇦✌

    • @Zola777
      @Zola777 Před 4 lety

      We here😂🇿🇦

  • @PaladinLevi
    @PaladinLevi Před 4 lety +8

    A lot of serial killers are of other colors, but serial killers tend to kill people of their own race (unless their attacks are racially motivated) so they don't make the news (or fictional portrayals). Ever heard of the Zebra murders or Samuel Little, just to name a couple of them?

  • @magnetsoldiercephas331

    I love one liners and this guy nails it! Well done.

  • @kevingodding9316
    @kevingodding9316 Před 4 lety +16

    Henry Louis Wallace, Chester turner, Paul durousseau, Lorenzo gilyard, mark goudeau

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Před 4 lety +2

      Settle down there, Holden Ford - it's just comedy.

    • @garbagepailkids81
      @garbagepailkids81 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I recently finished reading a book called rise of the black serial killer.
      The author did his own painstaking research and found that Black people are over represented per capita compared to white people being serial killers. The media chooses to portray only whites as serial killers.
      Black serial killers typically only get local news coverage and then they fall off the radar shortly.
      Just to name a few more non white serial killers off the top of my head:
      Maury Troy Travis
      Carl Eugene Watts
      Eddie Lee Mosley
      Wayne Willams
      Charles Ng

  • @louistart1173
    @louistart1173 Před 4 lety +35

    Sometimes serial killers are Indian: M. Jaishankar a.k.a. Psycho Shankar.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 4 lety +8

      Stealing that for a band name. Let me introduce......... *PSYCHO SHANKAR*

    • @johnpaul4597
      @johnpaul4597 Před 4 lety +2

      You're not wrong also the bikini killer. Charles Sobhraj Who was very suave and picked up women all around the world and killed them.

    • @htconex19062012
      @htconex19062012 Před 4 lety

      Did you Google that? Or Netflix?

    • @sfs1167
      @sfs1167 Před 4 lety

      Shh!!!!! Your statement doesn't fit the narrative!

    • @shizeeb2
      @shizeeb2 Před 4 lety +1

      That fact that you know the name(s) out of the thousands just confirms the narrative.

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby Před 4 lety

    This was fantastic !!! (': best skit I've seen in a while!

  • @sunnyganna8974
    @sunnyganna8974 Před 4 lety +2

    Hilarious lol . I have seen this guy live twice - One if the best . I think this is one of my Fav jokes by him . Again ... COME Back To Canada !

  • @MNMNT_OG
    @MNMNT_OG Před 4 lety +6

    That one woman that laughs like Michael Jackson xD Hee hee hee

  • @ladyluck2607
    @ladyluck2607 Před 2 lety

    Great material Kabir!! keep it up :)

  • @Resjek
    @Resjek Před 4 lety +10

    Bro 1 minute in and I love this dude

  • @Allenda100
    @Allenda100 Před 4 lety +17

    It’s his voice at the end of the jokes...lol “that’s no good”’..lol

  • @griffincui
    @griffincui Před 3 lety +1

    One of the best one without F words.

  • @thatrobotguy7963
    @thatrobotguy7963 Před 4 lety +29

    Someone in the audience was channeling the spirit of Michael Jackson.

  • @tanishqajk6514
    @tanishqajk6514 Před 4 lety +11

    His voice, his face. Freaking hilarious😂😂

  • @muscletreegiraffe3699
    @muscletreegiraffe3699 Před 4 lety +15

    Did- did he just say "UWU"? 0:58

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 4 lety +1

    So funny. Had to watch again! 🤣

  • @bnes9371
    @bnes9371 Před 3 lety +4

    Watched this a million times and laughed each time.

  • @johnfairweather9188
    @johnfairweather9188 Před 4 lety

    Funny and talented. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @AtlanticPicture
    @AtlanticPicture Před 4 lety +3

    His timing and delivery is no joke. :)

  • @KilgoreUSA
    @KilgoreUSA Před 4 lety +18

    Atlanta Serial Killer: Wayne Bertram Williams.

    • @Spidaface666
      @Spidaface666 Před 4 lety +5

      He was framed the actual killers was the KKK

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 Před 4 lety +8

      DC Snipers john allen mu-ham-mad and lee boyd malvo.

    • @htconex19062012
      @htconex19062012 Před 4 lety +2

      He was killing black kids so it doesn't count.

    • @htconex19062012
      @htconex19062012 Před 4 lety

      Remy Lebeau his' target was his' ex-wife, others were just a deception

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 Před 4 lety +1

      @@htconex19062012 A rose by any other name...

  • @viopsadmin
    @viopsadmin Před 4 lety +11

    This guy is funny!

  • @kushalji1989
    @kushalji1989 Před 4 lety +1

    I have watched this video 10-12 time ...every time it makes me laugh 😁

  • @jackiecline3342
    @jackiecline3342 Před 4 lety

    When are you coming to the eastcoast? You are hilarious! Loved it....

  • @Xeqcme
    @Xeqcme Před 4 lety +4

    I feel like this is a cleaned up version of something far more dark...I want that version.

  • @privacyghost
    @privacyghost Před 4 lety

    Wow so good. My new favorite🙃thanks

  • @SharkMinnow
    @SharkMinnow Před 3 lety

    this bit is hilarious. truly funny!!

  • @noneofyourbusiness302
    @noneofyourbusiness302 Před 4 lety

    You are too funny for words!

  • @nicholasbennett2511
    @nicholasbennett2511 Před 4 lety +1

    Where is the bleach an Ducktape MOM get out of my room hahahahaha dude your awesome 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @travisgrubbs9227
    @travisgrubbs9227 Před 4 lety

    This guy's is quick. Love it

  • @wesleytenacity_
    @wesleytenacity_ Před 3 lety

    Who’s here after watching his audition at AGT? This guy’s really funny. And the way he delivered his jokes are so great. ☺️

  • @mocfive
    @mocfive Před 4 lety

    where's the full set lol. this was hilarious.

  • @NikNik-zr1zx
    @NikNik-zr1zx Před 3 lety +1

    2021... Still funny AF

  • @boldcautionproductions9203

    Good stuff...

  • @globaldon
    @globaldon Před 4 lety

    Bro you are funny as hell frfrfr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bubgum00
    @bubgum00 Před 4 lety +2

    Samuel Little
    Samuel Little is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list List Of Famous Black Serial Killers
    Convicted of three murders in California in 2014, Samuel Little was already serving multiple sentences in prison. In 2018, however, Little confessed that his victim count is much higher, stating he'd killed approximately 90 people across numerous states between 1970 and 2005. This would make him one of the most prolific serial killers ever.

    • @garbagepailkids81
      @garbagepailkids81 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I recently finished reading a book called rise of the black serial killer.
      The author did his own painstaking research and found that Black people are over represented per capita compared to white people being serial killers. The media chooses to portray only whites as serial killers.
      Black serial killers typically only get local news coverage and then they fall off the radar shortly.
      Just to name a few more non white serial killers off the top of my head:
      Maury Troy Travis
      Carl Eugene Watts
      Eddie Lee Mosley

  • @Gabriel1o1
    @Gabriel1o1 Před 4 lety

    That guy is really good. More Please.

  • @shelbyandstuff123
    @shelbyandstuff123 Před 3 lety +2

    Talkin about being racist but getting super offended someone thinks he's middle eastern...? Hmm.

  • @deannapak
    @deannapak Před 4 lety +3

    Kabir is the beast 🔥

  • @Spidaface666
    @Spidaface666 Před 4 lety +14

    *Beyond hilarious 🤣 I'm dying laughing 🤪*

  • @macdietz
    @macdietz Před 4 lety +3

    Anyone else click that link expecting to be pissed off? Omfg hilarious

    • @macdietz
      @macdietz Před 4 lety

      @Ethan Sanders right because comedians never say offensive and unfunny things. Im guessing youve never heard of lilly singh

  • @frankiemudzimba
    @frankiemudzimba Před 4 lety

    Oh my goodness!!
    I'm dying over here😂😂

  • @TamsosPadaras
    @TamsosPadaras Před 4 lety +3

    From a thumbnail I thought Jimmy Fallon was performing :D

  • @baldeagle7777777
    @baldeagle7777777 Před 4 lety

    A great young comedian finding his success.
    If he is this good now, just imagine how great he will be when he matures 👍

  • @natsarimthings3147
    @natsarimthings3147 Před 4 lety +1

    Full special pleaassee!

  • @try2justbe
    @try2justbe Před 4 lety +4

    Plot twist the “middle east” is also in Asia.

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle Před 4 lety +5

    South Asian. There, I fixed it.

  • @santran9602
    @santran9602 Před 4 lety +2

    He’s so hilarious 😂

  • @redcenterau
    @redcenterau Před 4 lety

    The ending is killer 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @arthurharris9428
    @arthurharris9428 Před 4 lety +8

    Hilarious and clever!!!! Hahahahaha

  • @sunset6010
    @sunset6010 Před 4 lety

    PURE GENIUS !

  • @leonfalco6
    @leonfalco6 Před 4 lety +5

    He is a genius

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 Před 4 lety

    OMFG THIS GUY IS HILLARIOUS AF,
    I WUD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW!!
    where is his channel, or has he made 1 yet?

  • @christicrenshaw2772
    @christicrenshaw2772 Před 4 lety +12

    I have watched him before. Very funny guy

  • @debashismishra6765
    @debashismishra6765 Před 3 lety

    This channel gonna hit high with large subscribers soon due to this comedian in AGT

  • @3as1
    @3as1 Před 3 lety +1

    This was smart and subtle

  • @blackbird5425
    @blackbird5425 Před 4 lety +27

    Now I wanna know the joke that he skipped.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj Před 4 lety +14

      He didn't (most likely), that was the joke.

    • @kane1539
      @kane1539 Před 4 lety +6

      He kinda said the joke after, "it only takes one" meaning 1 bomber i'd guess, that's what i got out of it. I most definitely could be wrong though.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS Před 4 lety +1

      @@kane1539 I hear ya. I kinda thought he might've noted that that WAS the joke. But maybe that's a bit TOO cerebral.

    • @blackbird5425
      @blackbird5425 Před 4 lety

      Jeff Scott That makes me feel a lot better lol

    • @blackbird5425
      @blackbird5425 Před 4 lety

      Kane That’s kinda what I thought at first but now we’ll never know will we?

  • @elijahrodgers878
    @elijahrodgers878 Před 4 lety +2

    Who ever knew Paulie from Rocky did stand-up?

  • @TB-rx1ue
    @TB-rx1ue Před 4 lety +1

    This is gold

  • @samuelcentamore6041
    @samuelcentamore6041 Před 4 lety +1

    This dude is too funny.

  • @wendyntswane4719
    @wendyntswane4719 Před 4 lety +1

    We need a full episode

  • @carynis1hotassgirl
    @carynis1hotassgirl Před 4 lety +4

    Pretty funny

  • @karnasingh860
    @karnasingh860 Před 2 lety

    His delivery is so unique 😂😂😂

  • @corradotox
    @corradotox Před 4 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @benign_biohazard
    @benign_biohazard Před 4 lety +1

    He should do voice over work for animated shows!

  • @neriamoye6729
    @neriamoye6729 Před 4 lety

    BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

  • @rixpix2957
    @rixpix2957 Před 4 lety +1

    Funny as hell!

  • @jill5325
    @jill5325 Před 4 lety

    I feel like I've heard a similar joke but I like his delivery 👍

  • @gunbutter830
    @gunbutter830 Před 4 lety +10

    Actually there are a lot of active serial killers in India and one of the most notorious serial killers in history came from India. Just saying,....

    • @christopherbarr3385
      @christopherbarr3385 Před 4 lety +3

      Gene Steger he’s talking about in America 😭😭

    • @Akelehimarenge
      @Akelehimarenge Před 4 lety +2

      Being an Indian never heard about many serial murders , but last year there was a case where a women posined her entire extended family over the period of 10 years and no one suspected her.

  • @sutats
    @sutats Před 4 lety +1

    He has a point!

  • @johnjriggsarchery2457
    @johnjriggsarchery2457 Před 3 lety +1

    Funny how the serial killer with the highest body count was Samuel Little. Claimed 93 but only a bit over 60 confirmed. He's not the only one but we can't talk about that.

    • @garbagepailkids81
      @garbagepailkids81 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I recently finished reading a book called rise of the black serial killer.
      The author did his own painstaking research and found that Black people are over represented per capita compared to white people being serial killers. The media chooses to portray only whites as serial killers.
      Black serial killers typically only get local news coverage and then they fall off the radar shortly.

  • @hannahk3269
    @hannahk3269 Před 4 lety +4

    Some of these comments do not pass the vibe check. He’s just joking, guys! 😂 he’s funny

  • @vlad3k
    @vlad3k Před 4 lety

    This guy's got stand-up game

  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED Před 4 lety +17

    He keeps saying "Siri-killers" instead of "serial killers"