Mark Forward - Don't Give Nicknames To Serial Killers
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- #MarkForward on growing up as "Gorgeous Mark", lost cat posters, and why nobody wants to hear about your home-brewed beer.
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"maybe some hope" now that's dark.
It's dark but true, fucking coins they have plenty of.
@Brandon F Oh I am well aware of Anthony's work. Great man. Just want to point out there are varying degrees of darkness.
Well that counts me out and I'm not even homeless
“Say you kill someone, right.. and it happens 🤷🏽♀️ ...” 😂 i love that line!
omg 😂😂 bit of a slow start but holy cow does he turn it up
What did you find slow, the first bit "not a good time to find out" whispered?? That's not slow, try well delivered and awesome.
@@cl759 agreed!
When he spat out the beer I lost it. Damn near peed myself. Too funny
True to life we have a brewery in town mucho grosso..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Getting sick of special artisan beers now, mostly those are exact the same as big brand only diff - a "witty" label or not to my liking.
@@cl759 snake piss lol
What if the Flintstone's actually are the future of humanity not the stone age and that explains the futuristic stuff they used in the show...
I share this theory
Damn.
That’s what they meant by “modern Stone Age” family 🤯
How many lbs are you smoking? 😂
It is tho. Glad someone else realized this.
You remember those guys that robbed a bunch of houses during Christmas time? And then to leave their mark, they'd leave the water running and flood the houses?
You know they had to be like "No...we're not the Christmas time burglars...we're the wet bandits..."
You know that's from a movie right...?
@@bobbisue313 Wait really? What movie?
In all seriousness, you're wrong. I got it from watching a 1991 60 Minute documentary on them. Also, a Investigation Discovery documentary about New York's Sticky Bandits, who I think might be the same people.
@@saskeru9346 the sarcasm is strong with this one. .
Something like that happened recently like a year or two ago
Home alone
“Whats this? Oh you didn't ask? I'll tell you anyway. ”
Bruh😂🤣
"Cats are cheap, printer ink is expensive!" 🤣 He was pretty funny. "Maybe just some hope, Dennis"... I wish somebody was watching this with me, because that line would be a private joke now.
Ikr. Same. 😔 It could be our private joke.
@Matthew HarlockRight.. it's the little things that you miss the most. 😔
@Matthew Harlock I've been married for 2 1/2 years and we have 0 private jokes. My husband is Mexican tho. Alot of miscommunication cause I'm not fluent in Spanish and he's not fluent in English. I love him but I miss those little things the most. It's a lonely life. FML
@Matthew Harlock there's alot of truth in that. I hate watching TV, he loves it. So much so that he refuses to sleep in the same bed as me cause I don't want a TV in my bedroom. He works everyday all day 365 days a year. Gets up at 6am comes home around 9 pm. The only time I actually spend with him is in the mornings on the days I work with him at the shop when we are loading up the trucks. We do landscaping. We have zero in common. I'm seriously so depressed and lonely. I think one of the saddest things is to be with someone who makes you feel alone even if you're in the same room with them. It's a shit world what can I say. 😔
@Matthew Harlock thanks for the insight and caring. It means alot.
This guy is great. I love his point of view.
"I bought all these tap shoes"😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 lmfao this dude is funny😆
"I wanted to be known as the tap shoe killer!"
I have never seen a comedian do a spit take for a joke. Bravo sir
Mark has some of the best comedy chops.
I never get tired of watching that beer joke it gets me every time 😂😂😂
Phew that bit about how you can’t park the car in the garage, so true
1:48, received significant amount of applause here.
Pretty funny... lost it at the very last bit haha
Hilarious. Smart humor.
hold on !! hoooold onnnn !!! I am offended.. :|
I used to make home brew Beer and it was awesome.. only three of my neighbors dies from drinking it ..
so there :P
3:35 wait... wait WAIT😂😂😂
It's fucking embarrassing!!
Love this guy
The part about homemade beer made me spit my drink out all over my laptop. Its so funny cause my parents make their own beer and I bout do the same damn thing after taking a swig. My dad is like it tastes so good and I'm choking saying no, no it Isn't. I'm drooling saying I need something to wash the taste out of my mouth, god that's disgusting. hahaha
"So you chose change?" Lmfao
This man is VERY talented. Hi from England.
Very much so. He's so underrated.
My daughters cat got out of the house, we put up posters, put a can of cat food and an a note on every house in a 4 block radius. We had a $300 reward for her. Someone found her 3 weeks later...poor baby was covered in fleas and dirty, skinny. DONT MESS WITH ME AND MY CATS!!!!!
What makes you think anyone wants to "mess with [you] and [your] cats" though?
Mark I watch comics all the time and you're definitely workin it. Hope to hear more, bud.
I love his style he’s hilarious
Don’t give them anything except the torture they gave back tenfold.
I know, funny stuff.
THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! ALL THESE DAMN TAP SHOES...
Funny as hell😂😂😂
He landed a sweet gig on Mr.D. I didn't realize his stand up skills until this very moment .
So true about home brewers. They're all nerds......
I can see why he's Wayne's favorite comedian. You understand what's going on.
I was looking for a letter kenny comment
I thought he was gonna suck lmao ! Good material !
That shopping cart bit tho!!
Ahaaa. Somebody has been to Aldi's😀🤣😀
That was the best finish
LMFAO "maybe just done hope"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This guy is hilarious
Transitions? We don't know her😂
Baby coach! 🤩🤩🤣
This guy's great!
He is sick..that's a slang word for..awesome and funny..I love it👽🤫😍🤯
Thank you for the definition!
Well thank goodness for your definition. . .😐
I only just realized that Mark Forward was one of my favorite comedians when i was growing up and with the facial hair he has now i never recognized him!
BTK Killer hated his nickname. He had 5 other ones he’d have rather used
No he didn’t, “BTK” was literally one of the nicknames he chose for himself and he even used a symbol that spelled out “BTK” on his letters.
@@halfpace5259 hey bro you better watch how you talk to this dude he might actually know somethung we don't 👀
Terry Folds BTK’s real name is Dennis Rader and he’s in prison lol
@@halfpace5259 this was sarcasm insinuating that the commenter was the btk killer.
@@terryfolds7825 I got it. Lol
Wow, the only real nickname we ever gave someone was taco bell, it was because while he was mexican, he was still white as hell
I love him
Finally someone good. Shopping cart is great.
Ah even as a homebrewer that shit was hilarious!
I like this guy, his tone kinda reminds me of Jeremy hotz
Well jesus was obviously a time traveller . Duh. 🤣🤣
I think what makes this guy funny is that he has child like qualities.
I'm impressed he was really good
Jeff Dunham without the puppets.
If he's Canadian, he's one of the best I've seen.
Jerry seinfield: Bro Version at 4:29
I bet that there was some serial killers
in that audience
I can now only imagine Gary Ridgway with a collection of tap shoes
He looks like Fortune Feimster.
Some hope. LOL
I just wanted to see/hear if anyone spat out there drink laughing/choking when he actually DID spit out his drink (hope the janitor didn't mind cleaning that or at least got a bonus that night).
is he talking about the greenriver killer aka Gary Ridgway
Did they not see the tap shoes? 😆😆
Fuckin funny man
“☹️...not a good time to find out...”
🤣🤣he killed me
Delivery and attitude reminds me of Maria Bamford. 10/10
I love Maria Bamford!
If your child goes missing don’t put up posters, nobody cares, and they are probably dead, that’s pm what he said to me.
3:33, maybe it was more pagan than you knew.
I miss Barb
0:35 that makes sense
Me with any beer
Giving me serial killer vibes
Nice opening and ending...
Nussents typebeat
I used to be called 'The Black Wolf' ... I'm a pasty white boy ...
Disliked at first but dammit he ramps up after a minute lmao 🤣
He's good but the video title was funnier than that actual joke...
Watched this at 1.5x
Fast Forward
Halfway through and I realize that he’s the coach from letterkenny.
Its fucking embarrassing!
Seriously though man these homebrew guys...
"FUCKIN' EMBARRASSING!"
Canadian Nick Swardson?
It's weird seeing him without a beard. He's got a strong chin.
Really smart jokes, but the competition is high, gotta step up your game my man!
I wouldn't say the competition is that high. There are many good comedians, only a few great ones. If he wants to be remembered he needs to be a bit more original.
Hahah
He's like a discount Nick swardson.
Lol nailed it
Worth the price
Brutal
He’s way better than Nick Swardson
This is attributed to his dead wife Barb
She died
ok zany but good
All fun until the cart bit.
That may have been what the manager told him. But, deposit carts are so people don't leave them in the parking lot where they can damage or be damaged by cars.
Paying for someone's dent is one of the reasons for grocery store inflation.
Wait so you got to that and were like "ugh, THAT isnt true. This guy blows"? Never heard of comics bending the truth in order to make a joke more coherent when they tell it?
You seem to know a lot about how the trolleys at my local Costco are managed, but im gonna make a bit if an assumption and say that those of us who dont work there really don't care.
read the room man.
Nice acting...
I never understand why so many white people allergic to so many things. I live in China for over 10 years and only met a small amount of people with lactose intolerance, and people only heard of symptom like peanut allergy but never met friends who actually have, and no one ever have a problem eating gluten, some adults maybe allergic to seafood, but they are mature enough not to request the majority to change for them. Very unlikely there's a special section in the supermarket that focus on so many variety of special needs. White people just having too much a finer life that weaken their immune system.
*kicks trash can* fucking EMBARASSING!
The shopping cart thing is to encourage people to put the carts back instead of having people go into the lot and put them away
Preeeeeetty sure nobody cares.
🤭
Nicknames are FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!!
N
Nick swardson older brother with kip dynamite Napoleon s brothers swag.
Bullshit, I do care about other people's cats.
Glad this guy didn’t bomb. That would’ve been FUCKIN EMBARRASSING!!!
Especially if Barb were alive to see it.
Fuck you asshole I helped a friend find a cat that went missing I crawl around in the woods for 10 days at the posters everywhere and I found her alive after 12 days so fuck you you fucking fat ugly piece of shit
This is FUCKING EMBARRASSING!
*kicks trash can*