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  • čas přidán 1. 12. 2019
  • #MarkForward receives some relieving news about his grandmother, calls out parents for being too lenient with their kids, and voices his issues with recapping events that everyone should already know.
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Komentáře • 141

  • @alexdefatte5202
    @alexdefatte5202 Před 4 lety +186

    He came in awkward and off beat and then removed his cloak to reveal his level. Loved it.

    • @babythebullytv
      @babythebullytv Před 4 lety +2

      Alex Defatte ? he never had or took off a cloak.

    • @alexdefatte5202
      @alexdefatte5202 Před 4 lety +9

      andrew johnson it's a metaphor bro. Read a book.

    • @CERTAIND00M
      @CERTAIND00M Před 4 lety +5

      It's like when Willy Wonka comes out, limping with a cane, only to then ditch the cane and summersault into our hearts.

    • @seankinnun1838
      @seankinnun1838 Před 4 lety +4

      @@alexdefatte5202 Thats some big brain energy there

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld Před 4 lety +1

      I wondering where he was going with that opener. I enjoyed it. This man is wild.

  • @kushkiller7108
    @kushkiller7108 Před 4 lety +201

    I thought at the beginning he was going to go on a rant about how his wife barb died.

  • @G.O.A.T555
    @G.O.A.T555 Před 4 lety +47

    “Thank you I’m really good” 😂😂😂 made me laugh

  • @mrcyan8686
    @mrcyan8686 Před 4 lety +35

    maybe i`m not smart enough! but he is on a high level and his jokes are on point and beautiful constructed. love him

  • @danstheman33
    @danstheman33 Před 2 lety +8

    At several points I was waiting for him to scream "it's embarrassing!" (and maybe kick the microphone stand..)

  • @jayg5174
    @jayg5174 Před 4 lety +87

    This is the coach from letterkenny. Weird seeing him not screaming

  • @ericwillaert2938
    @ericwillaert2938 Před 2 lety +2

    This was exactly as good as I thought it would be. Wonderful!!

  • @sossoya86
    @sossoya86 Před 3 lety +3

    call me a simple mind but that ending line cracked so much my stomach can't handled it

  • @drazicmilosovic1065
    @drazicmilosovic1065 Před 4 lety +24

    So the factory I used to work at put a sign up in the staff room saying don’t bring nut-related food to work because of other people’s potential allergies. Yes - they did - at work - staffed by ADULTS. It actually worked out to be a plus, because them sweating small crap like that served as a distraction from the meth addiction that half of us had. So, in short...I think this was a funny video, and pineapple is funny material. And delicious. Thank you for posting this.

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 Před 4 lety +9

    Beautiful set .

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 Před 3 lety +13

    Not seeing him call anyone a "phyeasant" is a little off-putting...

  • @johanchristianbax4118
    @johanchristianbax4118 Před 3 lety +1

    🎶love is a feeling, that gets better with time🎶

  • @karldomogalla2058
    @karldomogalla2058 Před 3 lety +7

    This isn’t f--ing embarrassing!

  • @strifelord5239
    @strifelord5239 Před rokem +1

    Keeso's character on Letterkenny's got good taste in comedy

  • @laughteraddict1003
    @laughteraddict1003 Před 3 lety +2

    Comedy gold

  • @o.g.5584
    @o.g.5584 Před 3 lety

    I can’t believe he’s the voice of Hugo from the show “Cupcake and Dino” on Netflix 😂👏🏼.

  • @jocelyndejung9710
    @jocelyndejung9710 Před 4 lety +1

    This guy is awesome.

  • @bobbisue313
    @bobbisue313 Před 4 lety +3

    I like his Aldi's shopping cart and home brew beer bit way better. . ."maybe just some hope dennis"

  • @danielthompson6207
    @danielthompson6207 Před 3 lety

    Looooove is a feeling

  • @wheninrome8823
    @wheninrome8823 Před 4 lety +9

    He needs his own show

    • @wheninrome8823
      @wheninrome8823 Před 4 lety +2

      Where he plays all the characters just with different clothes and wigs

  • @t.brooks7602
    @t.brooks7602 Před 4 lety +1

    WELL, THIS IS BULLSHIT! (A glimpse of Coach at last)!!
    Nine uh-WHAT?!😂😂😂
    Comedic genius

  • @ryanhawkinson7718
    @ryanhawkinson7718 Před 4 lety +6

    It’s ironic that he was talking about how everyone knows what 9-11 is for the whole joke and at the end of his show he says “I’m mark forward”

  • @definitelynotchristianslater

    Opening seemed a little rocky but pays off if you hang in there.

  • @Rykoshet
    @Rykoshet Před 4 lety +3

    "All your kids are FUCKIN EMBARRASSING"

  • @dnormore1814
    @dnormore1814 Před rokem

    I'm crying....

  • @sdsurfgirl60
    @sdsurfgirl60 Před 2 lety +1

    I love his inappropriate style.

  • @benisaten
    @benisaten Před 3 lety +2

    This guys legit.

  • @timothyspencer2861
    @timothyspencer2861 Před 4 lety +2

    lol he never lying about kids these day's

  • @tylermagoon4366
    @tylermagoon4366 Před 4 lety +16

    1:54 This has the strongest Louis CK energy!

    • @Edgar-dp5qu
      @Edgar-dp5qu Před 4 lety +5

      magoonart hopefully without all the sexual misconduct.

  • @pamelamorrisonn
    @pamelamorrisonn Před rokem

    The other 1500 lol

  • @JukeboxAlley
    @JukeboxAlley Před 4 lety +1

    Wow, this guys good.

  • @DJJOEYTECH
    @DJJOEYTECH Před 4 lety +3

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ HIM!!!!! And speaking the truth about the Rugrats these days OYE VAY😝😝😝😝

  • @printings3
    @printings3 Před 4 lety +4

    Great

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 Před 4 lety +33

    Kids = lifelong debt and disappointment

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 Před 4 lety +3

      Branon Fontaine shaddup

    • @KomamuraSajin
      @KomamuraSajin Před 3 lety +5

      It's messed up that the people who usually produce children these days, shouldn't. Too many people who are stupid and/or financially unstable have no concept of contraception, and it's probably because they're too poor or stupid. The movie Idiocracy isn't a satirical comedy, it's a glimpse into the future.

    • @jordanvess8397
      @jordanvess8397 Před 3 lety

      @@KomamuraSajin your comment is spot on!I’ve been saying this for years. This world is a swirling toilet and it was flushed a long time ago. Circling the drain. Idiocracy was a prophetic movie.

  • @scottsharpe5910
    @scottsharpe5910 Před 3 lety +2

    Wayne sent me here

  • @evrenm.dincer251
    @evrenm.dincer251 Před 2 lety

    This guy looks and sounds so much like Louis C.K., especially his imitating voice. The sense of humor too. Uncanny.

  • @HouseOfPhantomhive
    @HouseOfPhantomhive Před 4 lety +2

    I hate them too lol

  • @jacoblape
    @jacoblape Před 2 lety

    I don't know if you can tell from his bod but the man likes his cookies

  • @jakehanson216
    @jakehanson216 Před 4 lety +7

    The annoying soft parent is spot on

  • @cadouj9971
    @cadouj9971 Před 4 lety +7

    Brian is smart though, who'd eat a remote or a picture.

  • @utubit22
    @utubit22 Před 4 lety +6

    pretty funny. has good potential

    • @mrcyan8686
      @mrcyan8686 Před 4 lety +2

      what? potential? he is really really good hes jokes are on point and the delivery is beautiful

  • @drewmyself893
    @drewmyself893 Před 4 lety

    I have never been less fucking embarrassed in my life

  • @djcrazy8578
    @djcrazy8578 Před rokem

    thats why im single, never married n never had kids n very happy!!

  • @michael67612
    @michael67612 Před 4 lety +6

    does this guy have a special?

    • @graceb7284
      @graceb7284 Před 3 lety

      Yes he does put link for it...Is funny af

  • @V4Kt0RR
    @V4Kt0RR Před 4 lety +9

    Is he doing a louis ck impression?

  • @salemcvlt
    @salemcvlt Před 4 lety +1

    If that had been his grandmother, you know what that would've been?
    FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  • @vitranisuber
    @vitranisuber Před 2 lety

    Hmm...

  • @eavyeavy2864
    @eavyeavy2864 Před 4 lety

    This is abou coppa right?

  • @mirosgerg
    @mirosgerg Před 2 lety

    Sounds like this Guy was inspired by Michael Birbigilia

  • @redearth8256
    @redearth8256 Před 3 lety

    Reminds me of Louis CK

  • @cavemanjesus6993
    @cavemanjesus6993 Před 2 lety

    9 a what?

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 Před 4 lety +2

    Ehhhhhh. The middle part was alright.

  • @curtismaloney792
    @curtismaloney792 Před 4 lety

    9/11 911 coincidence I think not

  • @coolguy1952
    @coolguy1952 Před 4 lety +11

    Louis CK vibes

    • @dylancole1910
      @dylancole1910 Před 4 lety

      COOL GUY my thoughts exactly😂

    • @mayfalltribe4747
      @mayfalltribe4747 Před 4 lety +1

      Didn't pick up on that at all.

    • @blakescala
      @blakescala Před 4 lety +1

      @@mayfalltribe4747 Listen from 2:52 to 3:05, sounds exactly like Louie

    • @mayfalltribe4747
      @mayfalltribe4747 Před 4 lety

      @@blakescala yea... No. Not what I thought at all.

  • @boardmike82
    @boardmike82 Před 4 lety +5

    Close your eyes. Sounds just like Louis ck

  • @matthewhallgren2442
    @matthewhallgren2442 Před 4 lety +1

    Second comment

  • @cayennemist
    @cayennemist Před 3 lety +1

    This is about America in 2021, F*cking Embarrassing!

  • @chucker625
    @chucker625 Před 3 lety +3

    F*%king Embarassing!!!

  • @edc2136
    @edc2136 Před 3 lety +1

    F@ckin embarrassing! 👢🪣

  • @The-Alarmist
    @The-Alarmist Před 4 lety

    IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!
    KICKS TRASHCAN.

  • @firk_figgler
    @firk_figgler Před 2 lety

    It's fuckin EMBARRASSING

  • @zachp5701
    @zachp5701 Před 4 lety

    Fucking...EMBARRASSING!! ✌🏼

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 Před 4 lety +2

    No, seriously though, my kids are frickin’ adorable. Polite too!

  • @7-ten
    @7-ten Před 4 lety

    This dude said "umm" way too many times...

  • @Tom-ij9yb
    @Tom-ij9yb Před 4 lety

    FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  • @isaiahbustos2919
    @isaiahbustos2919 Před 4 lety

    ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

  • @SparkyTheWise
    @SparkyTheWise Před 4 lety

    Fucking EMBARRASSING

  • @towfuuu3935
    @towfuuu3935 Před 4 lety

    *IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING*

  • @james-r
    @james-r Před 4 lety +1

    Weak ending

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 lety +2

      Are you crazy?

    • @james-r
      @james-r Před 4 lety

      Kevin Zuniga not that I know of

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 Před 4 lety

    This set *_IS FUCKING EMBARASSING!!!_*

  • @djangoworldwide7925
    @djangoworldwide7925 Před 4 lety +9

    I got bored after 30 seconds. This should not become a thing.

    • @alexdefatte5202
      @alexdefatte5202 Před 4 lety +33

      Django Worldwide ADHD is real

    • @jorge032792
      @jorge032792 Před 4 lety +7

      Django Worldwide you suck ass dude

    • @SableTalks
      @SableTalks Před 4 lety +3

      Not to be a hater but agreed
      Not my humor

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 lety +6

      It was a bit you idiot. That isn't his actual personality

    • @Schlotskers
      @Schlotskers Před 4 lety +3

      Ya you stopped way too soon then, learn to give stuff a chance