Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
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- čas přidán 10. 07. 2024
- Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani steps in to talk about the ESPYs, Cricket terminology sounding like sex acts, 7-Eleven’s free Slurpee day, President Biden’s “high stakes” press conference at the NATO Summit, Trump bashing George Clooney after his op-ed in the New York Times, a woman in Birmingham turning 108, 70% of people thinking that jokes written by A.I. are funnier than those written by humans, and he delivers the most brutally honest graduation speech you’ve ever heard.
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People should vote for the party that works to improve their lives, not the one that promises to make other people's lives miserable... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
This ⬆️💯
Yep!
🎉🎉💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
Now all we have to do is explain that to those who cannot tell the difference, AKA independent voters.
@@PavlovsDog-kl8moNot necessarily independent voters, but those who are somehow still "undecided."
Kumail needs his own talk show. He’s made for this. ✨
Check out his cameos on portlandia
@@nicolasstanley1392 He's great in everything I've seen him in!
Oh yea!
@@nicolasstanley1392 Thanks! I forgot.
Is that late night game show still on tv? After Colbert I think. Kumail should have a talk show in that time slot.
I’ll vote for the guy who’s not on the Epste n flight logs several times, thank you. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024
But why did you vote for his wife 8 years ago?
I'm sure you'd vote for the woman whose husband was though
Biden quit. Feel the desperation? I do lolololololol Guess who’s coming home in 2025?
GREAT Job Kumail Nanjiani! 👍For this being your first time hosting you did fantastic and your material was hilarious! 😀
Wow! Kumail is made for this! He needs his own show 💯🔥🤙
Omg this was so great! You made me smile and laugh the WHOLE time! 🙌🏼😁 Thank you. 🙏🏼 I needed that. We need more of you. Good vibes.
Kumail, you deserve your own talk show too. Your smile makes me smile.
His smile & his energy are infectious.
Totally agree!!!!
The 7-11 Big Gulp with Guillermo was subtle. "Keep my family out of concentration camps!" was painfully real.
It’s a good smile !!😅
Jimmy might leave, Kumail would be a great replacement.
Love your style, keep rocking it!
Love Kumail So much!! 😊
Also, Ridin’ with Biden!!
Vote BLUE!! 💙💙
Better wear a helmet if you’re “Riden’ with Biden”.
Ok.
Getting strong "broncos country - let's ride" vibes from your post.
I hope I'm wrong, but I am scared.
*I'll be sure NOT to vote blue. Have a wonderful day lol smfh.*
Ridin what???
This monologue delivered fantastic entertainment! I love the respect for Biden! Great guest host!
Wow that was a fantastic monologue
I'm voting for the man who didn't sic a mob on his VP to have him done away with.
I always liked this guy.
Great guest host! Wonderful stand up. Please have him on again & again!
Kumail killed it. The dude is a great stand-up and it shows.
As a Cornell grad who has absolutely no recollection of who gave the commencement speech when I graduated (as my fellow graduates also attest), I can guarantee no one there will remember his speech even a couple years later, but this Kimmel hosting will last forever(?).
I still remember that John McCain gave the commencement speech when I graduated from the University of Oklahoma almost 20 years ago (I don't remember anything he said, though).
I remember that Ben Carson gave mine 30 years ago. I even remember enjoying it 😬
@@Stormy575 Wasn't he only known for being a neurosurgeon back then, though?
@@MatthewTheWanderer yes. At that time he was known for being the first surgeon to separate conjoined twins, and being the youngest Chief of Pediatric Neurosurgery in the country. He'd also just written a book. Good things 😂
I remember the speech as very inspiring. Now I look back and think, what happened?
@@Stormy575 Yeah, he's an unusual case, lol. Really brilliant in some ways and completely idiotic in others.
Kumail nailed it!
We did not hire him four years ago for brilliant oratory skills. We needed someone to clean up after the prior tenant.
Which he didn't do...and he needs to step aside.
Step aside to a narcissistic wannabe dictator? We get 2 choices, thats it. Pay attention to the things the orange man says. @@lenawagenfuehr53
Yes he did
@@lenawagenfuehr53 - Yes he really did!
Joe went home. The desperation is amusing. Are you ready for Trump to Make America Great Again? It’s coming
It’s very important to remember we vote for an administration, not just one person. Project 2025 was explicitly written by several members of the last Trump administration. I’d rather vote for a tomato than fascism. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024
Indeed! So tired of people rushing to dump Biden. He's old, wise & to keep the host & a bunch of old folks, like me, off the streets by cutting social security & reenacting concenhtation camps... Vote Blue!
PrOjEcT 2025. 😂😂😂
@@bookbwitched6823 Yes old. Not wise. And corrupt as all the others.
@@Riclmnopphave you read it? Or have you just listened and robotically repeated what fox "news" has told you?
Bots 😂@@bookbwitched6823
I enjoyed the hell out of this monolog! Had me smiling ear to ear and lol-😅ing! The Corridor of Uncertainty! 😂Almost shot lemonade out of my nose when I heard that!🤣
Vote for the guy who doesn't want to be a dictator!
Nah, I kinda like the dictator
Biden is already the dictator.
@@realitywave omg ... you went woke? 🤣 Really? 🤣
@@robbierobot5799 Well, considering that a woman is Biden's VP and should he drop out.....
@@realitywaveTrump has more than half the country on his side according to all the polls .. only those with TDS will vote for someone with Alzheimer's to hold the nuclear codes. .goes to bed at 8 and wants to work a 6 hour day and can't remember things and lies about everything., especially that he's accomplished nothing but destroyed everything 😮
We love your show and your guest host jimmy kimmel and kumail nanjiani
Don't talk about Cricket around Kristi Noem!
Nice
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SFC good comment, but if she is chosen as VP she can throw anything tfg grabs in her gravel pit
Haha underrated comment here
Gnome
Yes. Shame on George Clooney. 4:57 he couldn’t wait 4 days till after NATO? For shame. Terribly disrespectful timing. He has lost my respect.
100% I'll never watch another George Clooney film again...
💯 but he is still hot!
Vote For The Good Man Not For The Con Man
Good man = Trump
@@motibrody4102 I’ll vote for the guy who’s not on the Epste n flight logs several times, thank you. Vote Blue! Biden/Harris 2024
@@motibrody4102 LOL
Biden is just okay now suddenly? People are just going to pretend he didn’t get lost mid sentence and just say “anyway” several times?
Just ignoring him calling Harris “Vice President Trump”?
@@MomentsInTradingAnd the alternative is a man (who has constantly lied about Pelosi having authority over the National Guard) who blamed Nikki Haley for refusing National Guard on Jan 6. Or to go on some nonsense about needing to ban boat batteries or boats because of sharks, and that we then should ban batteries in Trucks. Or that he thinks we defended airports during the Revolutionary War, or that you can change a path of a hurricane with nukes, or that you can treat a disease with an “internal” disinfectant.
Welcome, Kumail! So great seeing you host!!! 🎉
Focus on policies, actions and results, not Gaffes.
At least he corrected himself end of Putin Zelensky mixed up. He said "he was too focused on beating Putin" so he mentioned his name and then apologized to Zelensky there and then.
Biden always made gaffes for a long time. Even before he became president.
Trump also mixed up much more many times, like Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi, believing now he is running against Obama, and so on. Not a surprise.
If Trump with his legal issues and a criminal is fit for president, Biden is definitely fit too given this little mistake comparison standard.
Great comment!
Joe realized that he made a mistake,owned it and moved on. He didn't deny it then blame Nikki Hailey
Fr! I dont think either of them should he potus but Biden IS the lesser of two evils! And his ppl are all there in the head if not. 👍🏻
Kumail is hilarious handsome and holding back! Bring the Nanjiani, brother!!!
Everyone in the world loves you...
Some more than others
I do like George Clooney I just think it wasn't right for him to go public like that and if you think you could do a better job then why didn't he become a nominee it would have been an easy win for real I just don't get it
Because he thought Biden was a good choice till things went South and reality set in.
People gotta say what they think
Because, at least for the moment, we still have freedom of speech where EVERY American has the right to express their political opinions. Not just a select few.
George Clooney lives in France. He should worry about his own backyard.
PERFECT timing for Clooney who was already furious with Biden because of his wife,Amal, Lebanon born lawyer & activist. Her mom, Muslim. It's about Israel/Palestine & ICC decision. He contacted Biden weeks before the debate, making it clear that if Biden didn't change his policy, he & the $$ may not be there by also leaking to the press what enraged him. Biden refused to change policy.
He did well at press conference, he answered questions that trump would have given a word salad answer, trump is a crook.
Prove that.
@@iamboborileedo you have eyes and ears and at least one working brain cell?
They are both disasters when it comes to speaking...and policy is equally bad. Election 2024: the choice of two horrors.
"Keep my parents out concentration camps"
That's not really a joke! It's a threat, a danger to us all.
😂😂😂 what planet are you living on? Literally nobody is saying that. Trump is even winning 50% of Latinos in every poll.
1942 they had people in camps... this is not that long ago... women didn't have rights over their own bodies back then also like now... so if that can change why not camps also
It's very serious. And it's not a joke. This is a reminder of what we do in November to prevent it from ever happening.
And your polls are all wrong. Hispanics, Latinos do not support Don the Duck
You got pissed off females, upset Hispanics, and Blacks that don't support Rump. Who do you think will lose again 2024. Vote 💙
President Biden is awesome. I am voting for Biden.
😂😂yes we beat medicare
I'm voting for Biden not a Trump/Putin dictatorship
Me too!🇺🇸
Same !!🎉
We can vote for Biden all day but can we win now? That’s the issue we’ve got, especially since his press conference yesterday. “Vice President Trump”, for starters. 😖
Thanks for updating the States on our current foreign policy at the NATO news conference, President Joe Biden.
Anyway.. anyway.. any wayyy . ..
😄
Joe did great at the press conference.
Two terms for the USA!
No he didnt. He called zelenskyy "putin" and called Kamala "Vice president Trump". Now his donors are drying up
What a low bar you must have.
@@BANGbucketHEADSo what? It was just two mistakes. Intelligent people don't need everything said to be perfect to understand it. Grow up mate.
It was embarrassing.
@@BANGbucketHEADWere you as critical of trump when he repeatedly said Nikki Haley when he was talking about Nancy Pelosi? What about all the times he called Biden, Obama? Are you consistently principled, a respectable person, or are you a partisan hack?
Kumail nailed his job tonight! 😂😎
Damn! Jimmy is looking really really good! He looks like a Bollywood superhero or something.
Kumail, great to see you on Kimmel!
The People of the U.S. have to make up their mind. Do they want someone able to speak to large audiences? Or do they want someone able to lead a free country?
... someone able to LIE to large groups of cult followers ....
@@DarksideDave42 the microscopic reporting of Biden and the lienency given to Trump's juvenile display. Or Trump bullying his political opponents. Or Trump rambling about sharks and electrocution.This is the Presidency not the school yard. Or giving nick names to people he dislikes. Cmon man
You must be kidding. Trump can't finish neither a sentence nor an idea, in front of anyone. Biden, on the other hand, spoke to 81 million voters, and we heard him, loud and clear!
@@Ken_M_M I suggest you read project 2025. Project 2025 eliminates parts of Constitution and sets the stage for interment camps.
@@Ken_M_Mand then there's RFK Jr who's literally lost pieces of his mind to a brain worm
Kumail is hilarious! Great monologue
Dear Republicans,
Please remember, voting is woke.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a Conservative, but I don’t care who you are- That was funny!
Woke AF
Funny! 😂
😂🤣😭👏🏾
Jimmy Kumail is so funny. I loved the cricket bit.
not funny but you tried
@@tinay9491 I get the points for trying, right?
Ridin with Biden 4 more years demandin for Brandon!
Demandin 4 more yrs of
Dementia more like it! 😆
Apparently you don’t know comedy. Kumail nailed it. Hilarious, man.
Omg, who knew he was so funny? Go Kumail🎉
Everyone who knew he was a comedian?
This one must be a Trump supporter 😂. Did you know that hurricanes 🌀 are wet and US is us?
Do they have tequila flavored slurpees? 🤣
Anything is tequila flavored if ya want it to be 🥃 cheers!
You can literally go in there with ur own cup and mix it. And yes I've done this and yes it's delicious. College was great. Push for cheese too.
George Clooney, listen to Trump this time. Vote for Biden. Vote blue.
George Clooney was literally told by President Obama to write that op-Ed according to legitimate reports. Obama knows Biden loses to Trump as all data shows.
Man he should have hosted from the start of the week. I couldn’t watch the last 3 days it was that bad.
Jimmy's got big shoes to fill! Everyone has done a good job. Come back Jimmy!!!🎉❤
Kumail needs his show!!
I love this man. He always strikes the right note :)
He's the only Jimmy replacement. Seriously 🇺🇲🦖☄️
Good monologue! I only wish he'd been on ALL week! Vote blue or else we're through!
I love everyone in the whole world, except for the ones I hate.
Kumail Nanjiani was AWESOME!
Vote blue. That’s all 🧐
Never again. 🟥☑️
Yes💙🌊💙🌊🗳
@@MrBrewman95 No one asked.😂😂
@@MrBrewman95🧌
Never
The cricket terms were hilarious. Smooth deliveries over all. Keep up the good work.
May be your first time hosting, but you killed it
Kumail was good .. Thank you for this .
Nanjiani is hilarious!!! More Kumail, please, more!!
Kumail, that was a straight from the heart humorous take! Great work !
Epic!!!
The best guest host ever Jimmy!!!
Definitely funnier than Kathryn Hahn. We all already miss jimmy …
I skipping Martin Short's week entirely.
It’s gonna be a long summer without Jimmy!
Blue still tastes like blue to you? haha...
I hate Ranch Dressing! LOL! Just kidding. Good point and opener! :)
Awesome for Jimmy to give him the spotlight. He deserves it
Best replacement of Jimmy so far this summer.
ha! great monologue!!
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
Much better than the other two. One thing though...I've been a lifelong cricket fan and I haven't heard of half those terms.
Kumail did amazing! Way to go. 👏🏼 Loved it!
Two words More Kumail!
I'd vote for a silica gel packet for president before I'd vote for a narcissistic sociopath. 💙
Excellent one!
... jar of blue liquid ...
That's the spirit. Love from London
These Guest Host Just Keeps Getting Better And Better
Yayyyy Kumail!!! Thank you for rescuing us from one more night with Kathryn “uses only outdoor voice indoors” Hahn.
Yeah, I couldn't watch more than a few minutes of her hosting. Kumail was fantastic!
What a great host!
This guy should be named permanent guest host whenever Jimmy goes on vacation.
Love me some Kumail! Always funny, always makes me smile.
From Harmontown to this thing. What a wild ride it's been for Kumail.
I'll vote for Biden. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
He’s not going to be on the ballot.
Voting blue no matter who
Can I ask for a reason why you’d want him to essentially be the head position of our country? I’m actually curious. Would you want him to be the head of your company? Would it be effective and critical for your companies success? Imagine it to be a startup where every move counts.
@@SeanDrinks it has nothing to do with Biden. It is to defeat trump and keep our democracy in check. Keeping women’s right intact, rejecting project 2025 and equality for all.
@@realitywave Face it, he's not gonna step aside. He's America's only hope right now. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to deal with it. Therefore, we need to vote to save America no matter who it is!
I just looked up the end credits for Little Rascals. Trump said the line- “grab them by the popcorn”
He eats someone's popcorn while they're not looking. Then he says, "That's terrible popcorn."
Need to see Jimmy Kumail more frequently.
Kumail, your a legend and a wonderful choice to do this. i hope to see more of you dude!!!
Bravo, well done! ❤️🤍💙
KUMAIL!!!!!
Kumail no way!!! So stoked to see him as a guest host, he’s hilarious and brilliant
Ridin with Bye Bye Bye (trump) Bye-den🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Please vote blue 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Biden-Harris 2024
Biden + Harris = Democracy 4ever! 🎉🎉🎉🎉or assured for the next 4!🎉🎉
Joe has had our back- now we have his!
@@Ken_M_M WRONG! Biden is awesome.
Give your support to our president and stop the nonsense!
It's Biden or Trump folks. Beware splitters and turners. GO JOE!🙃
Dude! Kumail is awesome! I always like his work but he's really good at this too!
Love him😂😂😂
Dang I love this guy💥💜
Kumail and Emily are my favorite people.
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I love kumail. That was a great monolog
Kumail is f*ing hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:45 Now! that I know the terminology, I LOVE Cricket..... "Note to self: 'teach my girlfriend the rules.
He needs his own late night show. 😂
I’m voting for Biden too!! ❤ 😊F the Dems that want him to step down!! 😮
The best host ever, grate job.
Cheers from Saudi 🇸🇦
Where did you go to school ? MISSISSIPPI ? ITS GREAT< NOT GRATE!
Kumail and Guillermo!!! I want this show so bad
❤Kumail nailed it!!! So funny! Side note, your episode of Murderville was my favorite. The ugly walk made me laugh so hard!!!!
Funny we need this guy talking about what's life is