Extreme Love & The Truth About White People - Ali Siddiq
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- čas přidán 25. 10. 2018
- Ali Siddiq encourages everyone to take it easy with their love language and shares what he learned from moving into a mostly white gated community.
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*Can we PLEASE get an hour-long netflix special for Ali?!?!*
Yes
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Word!!!
Shut up and take my money lol
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Ali is one of the most underrated comedians around.
Yahkov Freeman yesssss he DEFINITELY needs a Netflix special!
This guy is not even on the same playing field as Pryor, E Murphy, Dangerfield, C Rock, Tucker etc.... I didn't find this funny at all....
needs to hone his skill or he will be left in the dust but those with true wit. he could learn a lot from watching the greats... even Harvey smashes....
This guy is underrated for a *reason* (he sucks)
Is it me it or he sounds dl hughley
Yahkov Freeman big facts
He is just mimicking Dave Chappelle.
“How you gone get in trouble? You DADDY!”
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT IM DADDYYY
LOL that little stomp his does when he says "YOU GODDAMN RIGHT IM DADDYYY!" cracked me up
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That part cracked me up when I heard Kevin Hart do it.
This gave me Markiplier vibes lmfao sounds like something he'd say
@@cipher88101 that stomp almost took me out😂😆😂😆😂😆😂
Love Ali and his family. His wife is a client of mine and they’re some of the most kind people I’ve ever met. And Hassan is a 4 years old genius!!
Client for what
King Curtis im a pro makeup artist.
Yo that's dope and he seems like a solid guy
Pray much success, strong marriage and family in Jesus Name!!!
@@cjwallace4559 yeah, Ali and Hassan love Jesus
I deadass gasped when I saw Ali's name up here like "HE HAS NEW MATERIAL??!?!" Get this man a Netflix special or 2
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
His bit about coaching his sons basketball team is seriously the hardest I think I've ever laughed
Might as well make it 3 cause it's like a lucky number or what ever.
I just discovered him, he's hilarious. I love his relaxed style.
"He's only 4 years old. I don't know everything about him. I've had my truck longer than I've had this boy." Lmwao
The trail mix comment caught me right at the moment I was showeling trail mix into my mouth. I almost choked.
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LMAO, he got me too. What's funny is I saw this clip a few years ago, forgot about it, and started eating trail mix in the meantime and now I'm really laughing my ass off
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wow lol
😂😂
Called the police
THEY PROTESTING, THEY PROTESTING!
WHO ARE PROTESTING?
ALL OF THEM! 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Dude, my daughter will quietly walk in my room, creepily backlit, and stare at me until I feel the staring. Like children of the corn.
My granddaughter scared the hell out me last night doing that.
My sister is 12 and still does that to me and my mom
Bahahahahahaha
I woke my family up laughing at your comment 😂
Haha this is epic. I can't wait to have kids to have these stories. I could literally see her doing that! Bless!!
"This boy 4 yrs old I don't know nothing about him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ain't that the truth. They change every damn day too lol.
"Naw i dont like mac and cheese".....boy you have eaten mac and cheese every damn day of your life for 4 years and now you dont like it? Fuck outta here
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Drew Russell I said the same about my baby and fucking nuggets 😧😧😧😧 TF you mean you don't eat nuggets, that's ALL you cried for yesterday 😂
Allergies dont change daily..lol
Professor Nasty pants 2016 OK, but plenty of other things do with kids.
“Do I look dehydrated in my sleep?!?” 😂😂😂
"Hey welcome to the projects...welcome to HELL" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Lmao its so true though 😂😂😂
Yea, that got me! Rofl
M E X I C A N G O T O N B O O T S
U got to find CC...
Style Gaming Mexicans do have on boots...CeCe
Sabro IchimaruGin CC Oh yeah!!
CC.. will get you a knife
Ahhhw shit !!!
I lost it at "400 white people!"
SpoonHurler me too
I thought he was gonna say instead of "they protesting" he would say "they coming to lynch me!" Hahaha
@@mothothebe5974 me too 😁😁
@@mothothebe5974
That was a poke at the white people who think anything more than 2 plack ppl in a group is a riot lol
Slammed the door 😂😭😭😭😭
Between the time he was 3 and 5 years old, I would regularly wake up to my son standing either at the foot of my bed or right next to me. Just staring. One time he spooked me so bad that I tried to punch him (not on purpose, just a reaction) but I missed. Thankfully that scared him enough to never do that shit again, even though I'd talked to him multiple times about it. Now he's almost 11 and a cool, normal little dude.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm cracking up at this comment because I've had this experience with both of my kids!! Unfortunately for them when I swung out I connected HARD!! But getting knocked out does teach them to not stand beside my bed staring at me like they're contemplating murder. 🤣🤣🤣
Same thing but my youngest brother and I did not miss when I kicked him in the face 😊
@Let me offer you this Now that he's a teenager, he's definitely been suplexed, but for other reasons. Don't snitch to CPS.
Ok! I see I wasn’t the only one going through this with my son at that age. I would wake up and he would be there just staring at me. He wouldn’t try to wake me up, just stand over me silently and watch me sleep. 😬
"What's all this vitamins and minerals in here" 😂😂😭 my black life
The foot rubbing and whispering killed me 😂
How u going to get in trouble u daddy 😂
My girls flaunt it in my face. They ask me something and i say no and they say "im gonna ask momma shes the boss anyway".
@@williamjones7751 🤣🤣🤣
@@williamjones7751 😂😂😂😂
Feels way to similar to Kevin Harts Cookie joke about his son
Bryson Potter I 😂😂😂😂
1996 Ali Siddiq probably had no idea how well he'd be doing a few years after he got out of prison. Love this man. He needs his own special. He's hilarious and deserves every second of his fame ❤️
"It's been a lot of years since we've had a good stereotype" LOL!
Hold up, I'm black and i love trail mix. Bruh tryna get them minerals.
And I'm the whitest of white dudes and I don't like it. But Chex Mix...
This white girl doesn't like trail mix. 😂😂
@@thomasjbrablec chex mix is where it's at
I'm white and I love Grape Drink. We can bridge the divides my man. We can bring the people together.
This is he least racist thread ive seen in a long time...black and white folk talking about trail/chex mix lol
CZcams recommendations are getting scary good. This guy is awesome.
Agreed!! I'm late but I thank my recommendations
@@JCooley251 Mexicans got on boots
@@baselgeath5385 I came here to say that! I *_LOVE_* that video!
czcams.com/video/DtWsdD-8tQ4/video.html
Only thing about _This Is Not Happening_ vids is they sometimes put the twist in the teaser - which *_really_* blows the effect when you watch the bit.
*SO - go to **1:15** & you'll skip over the ruin & into the bit.*
You're welcome!
As a white person, we don't love trail mix.
We love the M&Ms in the trail mix, we just want to look like we're healthy.
Lol
That ruins the point of trail mix. Go for the ones with raisins.
@@lordsergal8783 is your real name Karen by chance? And do you put raisins in potato salad?
@@GritsnBeans blech, no. Raisins go in curry chicken salad, not potato salad.
Yep. M&Ms and those flat brown things. Its all i eat out of trail mix
3:56
“Dadday ”
“Dadday”
“WHAT!!”
“You thirsty ?”
“Whaaaaaaaatt”
😹😹😹👏🏼🔥
You want some pre-poured juice😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I used to live in the projects..they just be peeking out the blinds at people or lookin thru the door lol
kyle alexander asking if you got sugar
What do you mean by “look thru the door”?
@@theinternet4270 theyre looking through the doorway with the door opened... Clear enough?
And yes lol thats exactly what most do lol... Unless you live next to that old talkin mfs that everybody loves or hates...
Antonio Lockett oh so those are resident buildings in the projects I thought it’s like LA all private houses with a front yard and shit My bad
Ali really has Dave Chappelle 's flow. From story telling to his reflective comfortableness around racism.
Nick Cost I was thinking the same thing, then started scrolling the comments to see if anyone thought the same
That is true! Dave is the GOAT
Facts!! Was thinking the same and wondered who would comment.
I see more of kevin Hart thing goin on. With Dave chapelles grit
Nick Cost SAMEE😂😂
"I've had my truck longer than I've had this boy!" Ali is a genius, no wonder his son is a mastermind
I never realized how creepy I was as a kid. I used to take my nails and run them over the underside of my dad's feet to wake him up and I would whisper "Daddy, it's time to wake up."
He’s one of the naturally funny ones. His delivery is on point.
I love this man. His prison special was amazing! So glad he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.
WHEN
Hassan : how you gone get in trouble, you DADDY..
ALI: YOU GOTDAMM RIGHT I'M DADDY!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was the part that put this clip over the top for me. His impression of his son "... you daddy??" And his foot stomping tantrum and reply "you goddamn right I'm daddy!"
@@JarretLaMark ok but kids’ logic is hilarious but dangerous 😂😂
"I had my truck longer then i had dis boi" 😂🤣
If you’re ever in Houston you gotta check this dude out at the Houston Improv, on Tuesday’s he hosts a comedy special with lots of local comedians. It’s very fun and his stand up alone is worth it.
@Joel Adimathra Yea he lives in Houston. The show is called Comedy Junkies at the Houston Improv.. The staff is laid back and cool. It has a bar. When the show is over he's even in the lobby talking to people. (not sure if this is guaranteed lol). Great atmosphere with some small town southern hospitality.
Shit I didn't know he was in Texas! Well, that explains the trail mix.
“He four years old idk everything about him” I died
Bingeing this standup again after about a year, this man is bonafide. After seeing his prison standup and reading about his life, I realized he isn't just a comic, he's a warrior for the people.
He needs a sitcom. A one hour stand up just isnt enough.
I was thinking of Mexican boots just yesterday
Broo i thought that today
Lool u just reminded me, gona watch that again now
“Mexicans got on boots!” 😭😭😭😭😭
“mexican got on bootss CEE CEE”
In Korea sounds like a personal problem
I lost it when he sat down ... Started kicking his legs ...
he is in my top five of greatest storyteller comedians!!!!!
😂 “I done had my truck longer than I had this boy!!”
Is it just me or is he like Oscar from the Proud Family lol
Yeeeaaaahh, yeah yeah! 😀 😂
Iamialleynpublicfigure
🤯 I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE HIM YELLING *TRUDY*
He's like the real life Oscar Proud. Tommy Davidson will always be Oscar to me ☺️
Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why he ain't more famous? He's hilarious! H-Town stand up!
Bc of Kevin Hart
Im in North Carolina but im standing up....do i count?
@@blackpeoplespeaks people like you are the problem. Thinking another man's shine will dim another's... This was a
My boyfriend and I now have “PrePour” Juice in our house.
Congratulations
My grandma has a yearly home seasoned trail mix she gives out every Christmas to the family and I won’t lie to you, it’s my favorite god damn thing every single year.
Ali only person I know who bald AND still got an edge up
virt treks omfg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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He is the Kevin heart we should of got.
Travis Hunt CZcams PhD funny shit is Kevin hart did that juice bit lol
Travis Hunt CZcams PhD he’s the kevin hart of the ghetto lmao
@@riznellousfactory I heard Kyle Cease do one like it like 12 years ago. Least they are unique
Should Have
Better than Hart, no doubt.
4:10 when he started talkin bout the juice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm ready for a Netflix Special.... love this man and his style of comedy!
man... Siddiq is one of the dopest comedians I've seen in the past few years
@grogdizzy maaaaaaany actually
throw up some names for me to check out!
way better than just a smartass remark :)
@grogdizzy no problem dude. it's the trolling nature of internet comment culture... makes for crappy interactions
well yeah, Kevin of course, Dave, O'Neal and more, but Ali here is strong too
and much different from Kevin. different kind of humor, delivery, mannerisms, stories
I saw Dave live a few days ago. the dude opening for him was hilaaaaarious. check him out too: Mo Aber, he's got a new Netflix special out 'Vagabond'. i haven't gotten around to checking out that show, but his set on Dave's tour was genuinely awesome
I'm officially in love with Ali's comedy. I bought Craisins for my salad last week and every since then I've been saying "I fukks with deez cranberries".
Stopped video at 2:33 to confirm I'm eating maple pecan trail mix at this precise moment
I literally keeled over laughing when he talked about his son tickling his feet 🤣🤣🤣
off topic but he has really pretty eyes
Even prettier if u see them in person
He does
@@stacciwoodfork8338 They look full of pain
@@rssspt that shit had me rolling 😂 he's doing better now so it's okay to laugh
These eyes saw so real bad shit . Especially during his stand ups about his prison time.
He walks like a pregnant woman
Tom Gold I was just thinking that he walks funny
Tom Gold Lmfaaaao!!! 😂
his movement do look dl
@@DJHansSolo hahaha
Lmfao
Like the fact that he named his son Hasan just like Hz. Ali named his son, deep meaning behind that 😊
Then Hussain, then Karbala. Weiiiiiiooooooooooooo......
This guy needs a Netflix special. He is great. Probably my favorite comic right now. I just stumbled onto him in CZcams land. His prison jokes are funny as hell.
Guilty. White and love trail mix.
im white I cant stand it
You gotta be hardcore and get the mustard kind.
Chad Kovac 😆😆😆
we know chad
😂😂😂😂
This man's delivery is second to none. He had me in tears during his set on "This Is Not Happening". MORE from Ali, please!
“He went straight to my ego” 🤣
Laughing so hard...nearly choked on my trail mix I was eating! SERIOUSLY!
This dude is great! It ain't racist if it's true. Damn I want some trail mix now. Also, his white voice is great hahaha
It aint racist if it's true? I sincerely dislike that statement.
I just had to look up trail mix to know what it even was... and I've never eaten that.
Now I don't give a damn if someone thinks I eat nuts and dried berries..
But your statement "It aint racist if it's true." can be applied to ANY racist stereotype,
and it becomes a lot less casual real quick.
I've been robbed twice in my lifetime, both cases the robber was a black guy.
Do I now walk around with the idea that all robbers are black people or even further all black people are robbers?
I've yet to be in a lasting relationship. Are all women selfish w****s now?
Of course not. That's called a personal (experience) bias and it's how stereotypes are born.
Both those first sentences were true. But neither of those last statements are.
I know this because I look outside of my personal experiences.
Now I can laugh at an innocent stereotype like this. But to consider it to be "true" is a different thing entirely.
No stereotype is true. Don't define a person by association of his or her appearance. Define a person by your experience of them alone.
@@NLTops bloody hell its a joke are you OK
NLTops you need to stay off the internet because it is not going to be a good time for you with what you find xD
@@NLTops Bruh no wonder people think white people are fragile as fuck, you getting pressed over some fucking trail mix. Another stereotype that's true, I guess. Just stfu nobody gives a fuck.
NLTops
How you get all that from a trail mix joke?
Never watched this guy before, this was just recommended to me by youtube. I like his delivery. The premise isn't even really funny, but he still had me cracking up the way he laid it out.
Watch his "this is not happening" called "mexicans got on boots." One of the funniest stories you will ever hear.
His prison stories are great
Go check out Mexican got on boots. I think it was called prison riot? He's too funny.
@@PlagueKing_LordFalix I just wrote the same thing, yeah that story was crazy! lol
Atone SB exactly
The audience busted out laughing when he said trail mix. Obviously it must he true. 😂
This guy is f****** genius. One of the best deliveries I've ever seen. He's up there with Sebastian.
Literally eating trail mix at work right now! #imblack 😂😂
I’ve had this truck longer then this boy jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Turns out “trail mix” is Müsli (for Europeans watching this)
Thank you.
Thanx
I know this is old but.. The kind of Musli *I've* had is basically granola. Trail mix normally has raisins, m&ms, sunflower seeds, dried fruit, nuts, marshmallows.
Thanks
Yeah we know. Sometimes call6that here in the uk
Loved this!!!!! Thank you! How cute, little Hassan.
Dat boy 4 years old l don’t know everything about him 😂😂😜😜
Trail mix goes hard
Nah, this ain't it.
Yes it does, especially with the m and m’s 👍
😂😂😂😂He had his truck longer than he had the boy....
Ali is my favorite comedian right now and man I hope he gets a Netflix feature!
"You got damn right I'm daddy"😂
"He only four years old. I done had this truck longer than I had this boy!" The look he made while saying this had me lmao
I haven't had this great of a laugh in a long time
Ali is easily one of the funniest on here, his delivery is just perfect.
Mexican got on boots!
Mitchell this ain't going to be good.
aight, they got on boots!
I went back to his cell and he sold my knife. 😂😂🤣
What's up Sisiiii
That is the funniest story to me
1 of the funniest standups out there!
CZcams recommended his stand-up special he did in Houston. By chance I clicked it and I've been hooked on this guy ever since. Hilarious!!!!
ALI NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!! Pay the man!
gimne the full stand up!!!!😣😂
His voice inflections, and realistic subject matters, sell his act.
When he speaks I listen.
And, so does everybody else!
Dude my 3 year old whispers 😂😂 and rubs my stomach saying “I want cereal “
I love Hassan 😂😂
"They protesting" part was nuts! 😂😂😂
His son sounds adorable !!!!
Omg this man had me hollering 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I was on the floor 😂😂😂
When my son was that age he used to sneak into mine and his mom's bedroom and wait in the dark room until we woke up at 6am and then he would run out again and I thought it was weird and a little creepy cause he did it without talking for like a week, until I finally asked him why and said "I'm watching so noone can steal Mommy and daddy"... Never melted so hard in my life. He's 8 now and tells all his new friends I'm his "step dad" just to piss me off 😑... I'm not.
whispers (Mexicans got on boots)
Loved it. Comedy gold.
Ali is a great comedian. I listen to his work often. Wish he had more material out there.
you daddy
*Please more of Ali*
Aye Ali need his own more than a hour long show. I love listening to him bruh hes mad funny.
Genius cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹
I was shocked by how much I laughed at everyone wanting to meet him 🤣🤣🤣
“I had my truck longer than him” lmao
“Welcome to the projects-welcome to Hell”😂😂😂😂😂😂 hooked from then on!
I almost bought some trail-mix this morning! It was right at the checkout lane. I could hardly contain myself! It was the one with the m&m's in it. I didn't get one but I can't stop thinking about it. Kinda like reverse-buyers remorse 😆
This man has some great stories and feedback on alot of stuff. That's actually one of the things about comedians and those in comedy. Especially stand-up. They have an intimate relationship with free speech. This is like 4 years ago and no one will see this probably but just understand the respect of blessing we all have in those who stand up there to make our lives better. That means more now than it ever has.
I'm so glad I clicked this 🤣🤣🤣totally sharing
Third time watching and I'm laughing like I never seen it 😄🤣😂