The secret weakness | Chris & Jack
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- A superhero tries to figure out his secret weakness.
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We're Chris W. Smith and Jack De Sena (aka Chris & Jack). We've been friends for years and love making high-quality, high-concept sketch comedy. Chris was a Blue Man in Blue Man Group. Jack voiced Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. In 2016 we united to create this channel, confusingly titled “Chris & Jack”, which has served as a shared platform to write, produce, direct, edit, and star in our own stuff. Also, we were also ghosts the whole time you were reading this. Supernatural twist!
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Matt Ao
CAST:
Indestruct-O - Chris W. Smith
Inventor - Jack De Sena
IndestrucDAD - Billy Magnussen
CREW:
Written/ Directed/ Produced by - Chris & Jack
Edited by - Chris W. Smith
Director of Photography - Michael Rizzi
Gaffer - Dilip Isaac
1st AC - Rob Snyder
Key Grip - Michael Ulmer
Sound - Kevin Johnson
Wardrobe - Katie DeHombre
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PA - Jonah Beadle
Art by - Brendan Rice
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It felt like this wasa remake of deadpool 2
random question but can Indestruct-O destroy a planet
@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Did you see Star Wars Episode 4? That's right...the Death Star is just one of many forms of Indestructo-o! Oh, and he was forced to take that form and be used for bad.
I love how the first weakness the inventor lists is “sternum punches” when that’s literally what killed him
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@@IsaiahBowie I gave you your first like.
His true weakness is his inability to accurately tell someone how long they have to live. Less than 2 minutes? That was bordering 4 at best.
That's actually the main power of like.. most main characters.
the reason it's a power and not a weakness is because their complete inability to tell the time somehow makes the bomb with a 20 second timer explode in 5 minutes and an ad break
It's like Dio's stopped time
*TFS: Question. Do you know what A MINUTE is? Because I don't think you do!*
@@theworld3069 no.
@@theworld3069also unavoidable??? This dude is stupidly op I feel like he could really save the inventor if he tried
4:42 "Oh cool telekinesis effect... Wait he just closed his eyes." When you immerse yourself in a movie and forget that it is in fact, just a movie.
Thank you! I thought something similar. Movies sometimes feel like magic
This is basically if Dr. Manhattan was actually a well balanced emotionally healthy person.
"I can see the future and reconstitute my body from oblivion with a thought but somehow cannot be arsed to stop my girlfriends from aging."
Bullshit, naked blue penis man, bullshit.
@@GrandHighGamer that's true 🤣🤣🤣 still a good movie tho
@@GrandHighGamer I literally can build a 4 dimensional time machine out of nothing but mars dirt and recreate the whole universe untill the point i destroyed it but cant stop a feww radiation atoms. Sure thing buddy
It's a cool concept though. I can do anything I want as long as I did it. I was really hoping they would go deeper into that in the series, Is it a psychological or a physics problem that stops him?
Maybe this guy just isn't omniscient.
"bro, you're my weakness bro"
"bro, i'm your weakness? bro"
"bro"
This has so much thought and feeling put into it
5/11 of these words are "bro" and is still a better story than most movies coming out of Hollywood.
Okay, but honestly how cool is it for your last words to be "Just let me die, man!"
@Ezekiele Hurley i mean you still need the context for that one
@@nizwiz._.5906 Not really lol, nurse says he's fine and he goes 'uh no' then fuckin dies? nice.
@@16caldwellj95 no i mean that if what people just heard "on the contrary", it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as if they knew that the nurse had said that the dude was fine
Mike could relate😢
Not as cool as "Later haters!" Jim Carrey is a treasure.
I’m waiting for next season’s patch notes where they nerf Indestruct-o so this game is actually balanced. Nobody ever picks the Inventor
*Marco is present*
*Marco is watching*
*Marco will always watch*
*Marco will watch forever*
*What is Marco's weakness?*
*Marco has no weakness*
*Marco will outlive eternity*
*And he will always be watching*
*_MARCO_*
Macro hey buddy I love these guys too 😂
*inventór
Did not expect to see macro -one of slimecicles friends
I'm a rare Inventor main purely because of how challenging he is to play and how many creative play-styles you can come up with when his Invent ability comes into play. Honestly impossible to ever get bored.
“You need to be nerfed”
Best single line in the sketch XD
Yeah we all watched it 😐
His true secret weakness is hearing "Meboop"
Holy shit grabbing the blast, putting it in his ear, and shooting it through his eyes is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in any superhero media EVER
When we needed them most they came back.
A hundred years past, my brother and I discovered the new sketch show, a duo named Chris & Jack. And while their comedy skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the algorithm before they can get a network deal. But I believe, C&J can save the world (of comedy)!
I can’t tell if y’all know so I need to risk ruining the joke by adding that Jack is literally Sokka which makes this doubly funny
DeathnoteBB yep the joke had two meanings lol
@@DeathnoteBB SERIOUSLY!?? I had no idea! That was definitely worth the risk of spoiling the joke
CiCiDiaries Yeah! He voiced Sokka, and even knowing so I often forget.
My favorite part of a new Chris and Jack video is finding the point where they were closest to breaking, and in this video it's definitely:
"Aaaand you need to be nerfed."
4 milliseconds after that cut Jack is laughing, prove me wrong.
They liked this comment, it's cannon.
3:37
"It's not a job interview bro you don't need to sneak in your strengths as weaknesses."
I've been through many emotions but my reception of humor has never been greater thanks to these guys.
Okay so Indestruct-O's got teleportation, invulnerability, heat vision, telekinesis, super strength, x-ray vision, cloning, divination, regeneration, telecommunication and ressurection.
Bet he can't beat Goku though
Don't forget flight, super speed, immortality, energy manipulation, and just upgrade that resurrection into a limited control of life and death considering he then killed the guy again.
Also, don’t forget that he just flew through the sun and back in like three seconds. Which also means that his minimum top speed is 160 times faster than the speed of light.
Not to mention, do this clearly unfazed by this whole thing. Bro is like a Saitama where he’s not even considering using 10% of his power. Bro’s operating on like .001% effort.
@@TheRaineyManHe's actually better than Saitama because he can fly. And has all those other added abilities. Basically that old era of Superman where he can do anything.
@@TheRaineyManhe went to and back in less than one.
Oh, he sounds strong!😊
If there's one thing I can count on in a Chris and Jack movie, it's a heartfelt story about true friendship.
“Old people realizing a dream, WRECKS me” hahaha
"Mr. Inventor didn't ask to be saved, Mr. Inventor didn't want to be saved!"
And the _many_ injuries sustained due to Mr. Indestruct-o's "actions" cause him daily pain!
“Hey! I saved your life!”
@@ThePsh07"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
Can he die from old age? If yes - time-based weapons.
If not - he's gonna have a real bummer of a time after the heat death of the universe.
He just needs to watch signs
Dude, he has himself... His infinite selves. It's a nonstop party where all the guests are the only person he likes.
@@user-cg7gd5pw5bhe's not rick
@user-cg7gd5pw5b the Rick and morty reference aside; you can only look at yourself for so long. One day, you will begin to despise the person you see. Rick was never happy with himself, and likely never will be.
@@eeeeee8762Not being happy with yourself is a weakness
That Billy Magnussen cameo was completely unexpected and the fact he literally has one line just makes it 10x funnier
And the fact that his one line is just the word "Yeah".
He was there for like less than a second, too. Such a small cameo out of nowhere.
You know sternum punches mixed with the color blue as weaknesses make it really silly, that he punched him in the sternum with a glowed up blue fist.
"I'm dying to know." "No, you're not." (Small laughter)
Nothing better then being the one to lighten a somber atmosphere.
Him catching the beam, putting it in his head only to shoot it through his eyes is soo awesome i had to watch it again
Yeahhhhh that was cold
Sane dude! That's some cold shit!
How dare you disrespect Signs like that, Merrill swang his little heart out against those H20 hatin Aliens!
It's the friendship that keeps bringing me back. Even as archenemies you can't escape it.
I think this channel's weakness is being underrated. We should work together to prevent that from happening
This channel's weakness is the youtube algorithm prioritises a regular daily content schedule and low-effort high view-time 10 minute plus viewer-retention content over high quality sporadic videos.
Really, the movie _Signs_ ? How is that his weakness? Like a, dvd with it burned on it? The dvd case? Or, just watching the movie? How much of the movie does he have to see before he shows symptoms of weakness? How much weaker does he become? If he clones himself, and one clone watches the movie and the other doesn't, does the other clone also become weaker? Does he have to be actively watching the movie, or does he show symptoms from just listening to the script, audiobook style? Do several _Signs_ playing at the same time have a greater effect? I would imagine his arch-enemy _"Signsman"_ would then be a guy with a ton of small monitors taped all around him constantly playing _Signs_ at different points constantly on loop. And he would be constantly quoting the movie. I would love to see this epic battle. THE SECRET WEAKNESS: REVEALED!
I don't need sleep, I need answers
Yeah that twist was almost as bad as the twist in the movie Signs
See how much damage this has done to your psyche?
Yeah, that's how it's his weakness.
If Signsman doesn't make a cameo in a future sketch, I will be immeasurably disappointed.
unrelated... but isn't it kind of funny that they are called "movies" because of the moving images and despite having film technology all this time we still call them movies?
Like... imagine if we walked around calling phones "Texties" or "Speakies" 😂
I love that he's able to withstand the heat of the Sun and nuclear bombs, but also Inventor somehow got a needle inside him.
I seriously hope I can support you guys on Patreon forever - y'all are incredible, original, and hilarious. Please never stop!!
Thank you Stephan!!
I don't think there's a channel on CZcams more criminally underrated than this.
This is literally Lex and Superman’s relationship.
Lex hates Superman, but Superman is the only person who challenges him and ironically makes him feel human. Without him, he feels alienated from humanity and not so secretly hates them.
They literally said "Kryptonite" in the video. Superman has weaknesses. The whole point of this video is that he's mad that the superhero has no weaknesses, so it was always impossible for him to win, which isn't fair.
I love how you add scenes in your shorts that aren’t in the full video.
Neat trick to make sure people have to watch both to get all the content.
When he said "Just let me die!"
I felt that
I love the little whirring sound effects whenever Inventór moves his mechanical hand
I love the little robot sounds everytime he moves his hand. What a great touch
I was not expecting that high quality level VFX - That battle at the beginning really looked like something out of a modern superhero movie. Really funny sketch as usual. Love you guys.
bro created the plot of megamind 💀
"We could do this all day"
Nice refrence XD
Marvel: write that down, write that down!
Superheroes taking care of their villains is my favourite trope
Goddamn, another sketch that's funny, charming, and ridiculously high production value. I would love to hear about how you achieve such fidelity. Do you have people you know able to work on budget? Do you stretch bare-bones essential equipment and then make sweet love to the footage in post-production? Is it months of savings for each vid?
As a former film-student who knows only enough to know how quickly budgets balloon, how the hell can you afford such audio-visual excellence?
Regardless, thank you for your hard work and inspiration. Y'all top-notch in my heart
That job interview line ahaha
Yep. Chris and Jack still using their sketches to work out their one true friendship. And I'm weak for it
Thanks guys I needed this one today.
"You need to be nerfed" killed me! :P
Maybe he didn't die of a broken heart because he knew he could bring him back.
These sketches are such high quality and have relatively few views and the channel has 100k subs. When you divide that to yourselves and any crew, no way you guys making a return on investment.
All that to say I can feel that these videos are truly made from passion. I appreciate that.
His weaknesses are immortality (that is a curse for so many reasons.) and giant irradiated god killing lizards.
Chris and Jack are too good of friends to ever play enemies on screen. Even when they're comic book level arch nemeses they're still ... kinda pretty much just friends when you get right down to it 😁😁😁
I like to think that they do this on the regular.
"Old people realising a dream-wrecks me"
When I say I didn't start actually dying laughing until the very end I am not lying. It was funny and I was totally caught up in the story until he literally killed the guy after bringing him back like a light switch!This is wonderful
He Bring him back to life just to tell him
That had me dying
Get it get it
Lol 😂🤣😂
When he resurrected him and then offed him again wins for today
If any of their sketches need a sequel it’s this one
This is honestly the best super hero movie I've ever seen.
The writing, the acting, the special effects. I felt Indestructo's pain there.
Indestructo probably wishes he could feel it as well.
I’m honestly really impressed for having this years-long rivalry with such an overpowered hero. It had to end some time but cudos to him.
“My weakness is that I care too much”
was that a papa roach reference? 😂 love the sketch you guys are the best
Guys... I think this might be my new favorite sketch!!! ♥✨😁
It's got everything: great comedic timing, amazing effects and cinematography, and a deeper message! I won't stop sharing your videos until you're at a million subs! 😭
Amazing! Love to hear that!
“Just let me die man” lmaoooooooo
Dude the quality on this is crazy
Wow, Billy Magnussen really is in everything.
They deserve so much more views and subscribers than they actually have
He really put the energy blast into his head and shot it back at him, fucking nuts
I call it now, these are the new Key and Peele. I would watch this. Please keep making these sketches. Very original
That little bit of music and Chris' acting genuinely gets me emotional every time even though I know the punchline is coming.
4:08 me crying and laughing how crazy 2020 is
I didn’t know you cut parts from the film, I’d love a whole episode of just scenes that didn’t make a Final Cut, a blooper real would also be fun in that aspect!
See the kickstarter money's been put to good use. These effects are insane!
Better effects than the ones on CW
*pat pat
"Dad. We good?"
"Yup"
That is peak familial love everyone
Some serious production on this one!
All of their videos have high production value
Man, this is NOT the Phineas and Ferb I remember.
The Signs were all there, he should have known.
I love those moments where they share a laugh like the two buddies they are despite whatever their characters are.
Love your short movies and sketches. I've been binging all of them and I can't get enough. Every time you laugh and maybe shed a tear, here again with this unusual friendship.
He injected him with "einsteinium"
*Injected*
Meaning he broke skin with a needle
His weakness is needles...
Iconic Villain deaths
Thank you both for creating such amazing content. I love being able to share videos that I know my friends will like!
Followup sketch idea, movie night, it takes forever to decide, they settle on signs and Chris just randomly dies
I freaking love you guys so much. Amazing quality in the editing. Thanks for the upload.
M. Night Shyamalan actually knows everyone's weakness. That's his true power. The biggest twist.
"I'm dyin' to know!!"
"No you aren't."
laughed my ass off hearing that
I mean its a known fact M. Night Shyamalan weakens people who have incredible abilities and also know Jack.
Genius and hilarious, as always! This channel never fails to impress. Your attention to detail--such as the small hydraulics sounds as Jack moves his glove--takes it to a whole new level. Every video is a true work of art! Top stuff!
This is again an awesome sketch! You guys seem so immensly likeable, personally and in your characters
Love you guys! Keep making me smile Chris and Jack!
I cracked up when he grabbed the laser and shoved it into his ear to power up his laser vision. 😂😂
How is every single sketch you guys put out absolute gold!
Indestructo's so OP he can't even die of not having a weakness.
This may be my favorite video of yours just for the sighns reference
Absolutely love this channel!!! I always tell many people about you guys. You guys deserve much more recognition
0:16 "Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma."
That was fantastic as always, love that ending! I’m looking forward to seeing what you do next, as always.
Love you guys! Great video as always.
Another comedic home run, you two! Never stop being yourselves! Love!
I’m legitimately crying with laughter. Y’all never disappoint.
So great as usual, thanks guys !
Ah, thank you guys so much! That was the best 5 1/2 minutes of 2020 yet!
Hilarious as always. Great lighting throughout this video! The new DP is doing great things.